(set: $actions to 0)
(set: $moisture to 0)
(set: $sun to 0.25)
(set: $shock to 0)
(set: $gnats to 0)
(set: $size to 1)
(set: $stim to 0)
[[plant baby-->home]](if: (random: 1, 200) > 199)[ [[PLANT DEATH]]](else:)[\
(set: $days to $actions / 2)\
(if: $gnats < 0)[(set: $gnats to 0)]\
(if: $shock < 0)[(set: $shock to 0)]\
(if: (abs: $stim) >= 3)[(set: $size to it - (0.125 * (abs: $stim)))]\
(else:)[(set: $size to it + (0.25 * $days))]\
(if: $size >= 5)[(set: $shock to it + (0.125 * $size))]\
(set: $moisture to it - $sun)\
(set: $stim to (abs: $moisture) + $shock + (0.25 * $gnats))\
(if: $size <= 0)[ [[PLANT DEATH]]]\
(else-if: (abs: $stim) >=5)[ [[PLANT DEATH]]](else:)[\
(if: (random: 1, 10) > 9)[(set: $gnats to 1)]\
(else-if: $moisture > 1.5)[(set: $gnats to 1)]\
{(if: $gnats > 0)[ugh, gnats.]
(if: $moisture > 1)[
soil looks wet.]
(else-if: $moisture < 0)[
soil looks dry.]}
plant looks {(if: (abs: $stim) >= 3.5)[yellow]
(else-if: (abs: $stim) > 2.5 and (abs: $stim) < 3.5)[droopy]
(else:)[good] today.
(if: $size >= 4)[getting pretty big.]
(else-if: $size < 1)[wasting away a bit.]}
[[water]]
[[leave alone]]
[[reposition]]
[[prune]]
[[repot]]
(if: $gnats > 0)[ [[fight gnats]]]
]](text-style: "blink")[(text-style: "blur")[R.I.P]]
(print: $days) (link: "plant")[(reload:)] days(link: "a little")[(set: $moisture to it + 0.5)\
(set: $shock to it - 0.25)\
(set: $actions to it + 1)\
(go-to: "home")]
(link: "a lot")[(set: $moisture to it + 1)\
(set: $shock to it - 0.25)\
(set: $actions to it + 1)\
(go-to: "home")](link: "ok then")[(set: $moisture to it - 0.25)
(set: $shock to it - 0.25)
(set: $actions to it + 1)
(go-to: "home")](link: "less sun")[(set: $actions to it + 1)
(set: $sun to it - 0.25)
(go-to: "home")]
(link: "more sun")[
(set: $actions to it + 1)
(set: $sun to it + 0.25)
(go-to: "home")](link: "//aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh//")[(if: $size > 1)[(set: $size to 1)]
(if: $gnats > 0)[(set: $gnats to it - (either: 0.5, 0.25, 0))]
(set: $moisture to 0)
(set: $shock to it + (either: 0.25, 0.5, 1))
(set: $actions to it + 1)
(go-to: "home")](link: "clip clip")[(set: $size to it - 0.25)
(set: $shock to it + (either: -0.5, -0.25, -0.125, 0, 0.125))
(set: $actions to it + 1)
(go-to: "home")](link: "spritz spritz")[(set: $gnats to it - (either: 0, 0.125))
(set: $actions to it + 1)
(go-to: "home")]
(link: "hydrogen peroxide")[(set: $gnats to it - (either: 0.25, 0.5))
(set: $shock to it + (either: 0.125, 0.25))
(set: $actions to it + 1)
(go-to: "home")]
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