Knock knock [[get up and answer the door]] [[Stay asleep]] You slowly get out of bed and groan loudly about having to get up. You check your clock to see it's 5:00am you think who the fuck calls at this time. You get up and ponder whether to [[look out the window]] or just [[answer the door]] KNOCK KNOCK [[Stay asleep]] [[get up and answer the door]] You slowly creep open the the curtain to see no one standing at the door. You decided to walk back to your bed before your hear KNOCK KNOCK so you decide to [[answer the door]] You slip on a dressing gown and trudge downstairs, you turn into the kitchen and get the keys of the counter. You walk to the door and put the keys in and slowly twist keys to finally [[open the door]]. "**WHAT FUCKING TOOK YOU SO LONG**" your friend Zack shouted "**Well maybe if you didn't call at such a unreasonable time I would answer the door you prick, what do you want anyway?**" You mutter. "**Well you won't believe this but the government they are watching me. Ya know that time I was abducted by aliens and probed well I been seeing people dressed in black following me and I swear mah phone is being tracked, You gotta hide me man**" Zack said in a rush voice "** Sigh... you're fucking high again aren't you? why I'm still friends with you I wonder... Well you can come in until you get back to reality** You say in a disappointed tone. "** I'M NOT LYING MAN THEY ARE COMING JUST LET ME IN QUICK**" Zack shouts then barges past you to get in your house but then suddenly disappears... It doesn't phase you as suddenly think you're the one that is high. "** Whatever I've been taking is strong shit**" you mutter to yourself [[go back to bed]] You lock the door and trudge back upstairs to bed. You [[fall asleep]] You start tossing unexpectedly and turning then you see a bright flash and slowly open your eyes. You see lights in front of you and you try to move around but feel your arms are restrained by something. You can’t see anything on your arms but they are restrained and you can’t move your legs or body either. You get scared and pinch yourself to see if it is a dream but you feel it. [[“Zack okay you got me very funny now let me go you son of a bitch”]] [[lay still and close your eyes]] [[try and break free]] You hear a door open and slowly open your eyes to see grey beings approach you. [[quickly close them and lay still]] [[try and break free]] You try and break free whaling your body around before you know it you see a gun looking object pointed towards you and they shoot it a red flash is the last thing you see... You see a door lift up and grey beings starting walking to you. "**Ahh Zack I see you dressed up for the prank as well**"" They come towards with a pointy syringe and they try to stick it in you. [[try and break free]] [[let them put the syringe in you]] You feel the syringe go into you and fall back [[asleep]] You hear them banging around for about 10 minutes while you lay they petrified. So then hear them start to walk towards you, you slowly open eye slightly and then you see them turn a drill looking object on they are about to press it into your chest. [[lay still]] [[attempt to break free]] The next thing you know you wake up to your alarm clock buzzing with only a recollection of what happened last night you think it was just a dream. [[You decide to research on what happened last night]] [[You decide to call your friend zack about the dream you had last night]] [[Just go about your day]] They press the drill into you and you let out a yelp of pain. The grey beings then pull out a gun looking object then shoot you a red flash is the last thing you see.. You try pulling your arm up and your surprised it comes free, the grey beings look startled and try to run you look around and grab [[the pointy drill]] [[just use your fists]] [[a weird pink looking object]] [[a long pipe thingy]] You grab the pointy drill and try to figure out how to turn it on before you know they managed to get a gun looking object and shoot you in the head... You manage to get up of the table and swing your fist at one of the grey beings punching them in the head, surprisingly they fall to the ground. You see the other grey being grab a gun looking object [[quickly run up to them and try and knock it out]] [[You rush to hide behind something]] You grab the weird pink looking object and throw it a the grey beings, it does nothing and they rush to get a gun you quickly make a run for it and jump behind a table. [[Stay and hide]] [[Surprise attack them]] [[Make a run for it]] You grab the pipe thing and take a swing at the grey beings it misses, you continue chasing them but they get manage to get a gun and shoot at you, a red flash is the last thing you see... You decide to hop on a computer and research what happened to you. You type in "I had a dream about being probed" You click on the first link and it leads to a website which was people discussing their experiences of being abducted it says phone this number if you feel like you have been abducted. [[Just go about your day]] [[call number]] You speed dial your friend Zack but after 5 tries no answer you start to think that the dream was real. [[Just go about your day]] [[Go to zacks house to search for him]] You go about your day and after a few hours you start to get dizzy and start throwing up after 2 hours you faint... never to wake up again. You quickly dash towards the other grey being but before you could get near it, it pulls a gun on you, a red flash is the last thing you see... You quickly hide behind a desk like thing and wait patiently until hear footsteps coming you manage to jump the alien and get the gun of it and shoot it in the head blasting its brains onto the wall. You head towards the [[door]] You stay quietly in your spot and hide but you see them appear in front of you before you can react they shoot you and red flash is the last thing you see... You sneak your head around the corner and see them coming when they get near the corner you quickly grab the gun and shoot them both, killing them. You then make a run to the [[door]] You make a run for it, you get so far and then fall to the ground oopsie they shot you. You walk out the door to a empty corridor [[go left]] [[go right]] You quickly call the number and or greeted by "**YOU GOT ABDUCTED DIDN'T YOU THEY ARE COMING, THEY ARE GETTING NEARER YOU NEED TO COME TO THIS ADDRESS QUICKLY 67TH BARMENY ROAD**"" you quickly grab your coat and decide to rush to that address you get to the door and knock on [[it]] You get in your car and set of to Zacks house. You knock on the door and they is no answer, you try calling again but they is no answer. You decide to frantically burst the door down and come to trashed house. You search the house and come across a note with a website written on it you decided to look up the [[website]] You decide to go into the left room and encounter a room full of grey beings working on humans, you quickly make a run for it but they hear and before you know it. Your dead on the floor.. You should of stayed quiet You decide to go right and come into a room with surgical looking equipment. You see some armour and decide to put in on and some weird looking vials you decide to swipe them and some powerful looking weaponry you take that and decide to go to the right. [[room]] The website is about people discussing their experiences of being abducted it says phone this number if you feel like you have been abducted. [[call number]] [[Just go about your day]] Some guy then drags you in and shoves you on a chair. "**hey do you mind that hurt**" you say "**listen we don't have time you need to drink this shit before you die**" the old man shouted "**but wtf is it?**" You say confused "**It makes you teleport to another planet like Earth which will keep you safe**" He says (just go with it) "**Okay then**" you laugh [[take potion]] [[threw it on the ground and make a run for it]] You enter the left room and see loads of aliens working on humans you decide to shoot up the place killing loads of aliens in the process you are surprised you haven't died yet. Many aliens try shooting at you but the armour stops it. You see all the humans asleep you go over to 2 buttons one red, one green [[press the green button]] [[press the red button]] You press the green button and all the humans are released you decided to take them to the right room and give them all armour and weaponry you all march on the ship shooting up these alien bastards. (You were magically able to explain everything that happened to them without them freaking out). Anyway you all get in a ship to Earth and forget it ever [[happened]]. You decide to press the red button the next thing you hear is a countdown to 60 (yes aliens speak English just go with it). The countdown say 55 seconds to self-destruction. You think to yourself what kind of stupid aliens are they to put a self-destruction button their own ship (or maybe the author is just lazy). You decide to wait for your impending doom 3... 2... 1... bye bye **BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Michael bay explosions BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM** You return home and decide to go to bed think to yourself "I must have taken some really strong shit" before you nod of and forget it ever happened. (Yeah I got lazy but I thought I could write more but obviously not oh well at least they is a ending) You take the potion and end up on Earth 2.0. You look around and see flying cars and teleporters you scream in excitement and run around the streets testing the teleporters. You threw it on the ground but faint shortly after and never wake up oh well :(