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You are a spacefaring scoundrel, out for anything you can get.
Your spaceship is hiding a small fortune of loot and money in it's smuggling compartments.
[[$$$€€€]]
While daze-dreaming about how to spend your money you spy a shiny, blinky space sign on a small moon.
[[!!!BROTHEL!!!]][[SEX SEX SEX]][[ALL TYPES]]Well, if it's all types ok then.
[[DOCK SHIP TO WHORE MOON]]The airlocks, doors, orifices to the brothel open for you.
[[CHOOSE]][[The one with the soft eartufts]]
[[The one with 4 genders]]
[[The one with 1 gender]]
[[The human-cyborg dominatrix queen]]
[[Your racial fantasy]]
[[Tentacle Monster]]GOOD CHOICE
I FORSEE MANY SEX THINGS IN YOUR FUTURE
[[ENTER THE CHAMBER WITH THE ONE WITH THE SOFT EARTUFTS]]GOOD CHOICE
I FORSEE MANY SEX THINGS IN YOUR FUTURE
[[ENTER THE CHAMBER WITH THE ONE WITH 4 GENDERS]]GOOD CHOICE
I FORSEE MANY SEX THINGS IN YOUR FUTURE
[[ENTER THE CHAMBER WITH THE ONE WITH 1 GENDER]]GOOD CHOICE
I FORSEE MANY SEX THINGS IN YOUR FUTURE
[[ENTER THE CHAMBER WITH THE HUMAN-CYBORG DOMINATRIX QUEEN]]GOOD CHOICE
I FORSEE MANY SEX THINGS IN YOUR FUTURE
[[ENTER THE CHAMBER WITH YOUR RACIAL FANTASY]]GOOD CHOICE
I FORSEE MANY SEX THINGS IN YOUR FUTURE
[[ENTER TENTACLE MONSTER LAIR]]YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO SPEAK
[[do you give discounts]]
[[your ears look soft, can i pet them]]
[[here is your money]]
[[I LOVE CATGIRLS!ONE!11]]YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO SPEAK
[[do you give discounts]]
[[here is your money]]
[[tell me about your genitals]]
[[your life must be horrible]]YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO SPEAK
[[do you give discounts]]
[[it's nice to see a whore who keeps it simple]]
[[here is your money]]
[[your childhood must have been abusive, huh]]YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO SPEAK
[[do you give discounts]]
[[USE ME]]
[[can we discuss boundaries and safewords]]
[[where's your 'ware from]]
[[here is your money]]YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO SPEAK
[[do you give discounts]]
[[you're a very pretty *racial slur*]]
[[here is your money]]
[[explain your complicated racial fetish]]
THE TENTACLE MONSTER IS READING A BOOK WHEN YOU ENTER
YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO SPEAK
[[do you give discounts]]
[['just fuck me up']]
[[what are you reading]]
[[here is your money]]Suddenly your boddy feels heavy, your breath slows.
Nanobots swarm over you, injecting poison.
Your useless, cheap meatsack disintegrates cell by cell.
You fall to the floor, a fine DUST.
The brothel takes your ship and all your money and cargo.
YOU HAVE DIED.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING SPACE BROTHEL."If you pay me first"
[[money]]EXCELLENT
BUT GENDER WAS NOT SPECIFIED
YOUR CATGIRL IS A CATBOY, OOPS.
[[COOL]]
[[fuck no]]"That is very rude. You pay extra."
[[protest]]
[[pay it]]YOU SET YOUR MONEY ON THE TABLE
THE CYBORG-DOMINATRIX NODS
[[Yes of course]]"Pay up and I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
[[WHAT A GREAT IDEA ALSO DO THE THINGS TO ME]]YOU SPONTANEOUSLY LIGHT ON FIRE
AND DIE
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING SPACE BROTHEL, YOU RACIST.
YOU SURVIVE YOUR VISIT TO THE SPACE BROTHEL
YOUR SEX THINGS ARE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED,
A WINNAR IS YOU
YOU FOUND THE BEST ENDING!
author's note:
YES I KNOW IT WASN'T SEXY AND I DON'T CAREYour bank account is drained by the brothel as you stand there.
It is a leet haxx0r.
You have been fucked up.
The tentacle monster pity fucks you.
It isn't very satisfying.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE SURVIVED SPACE BROTHEL!THE TENTACLE MONSTER HOLDS UP THE BOOK
"Orifices and Holes, A Professional's Guide"
[[you give it your money]]
PROFESSIONALS DESERVE MONEY."Pay up, and you will also be punished severely for being unoriginal and lacking in communication."
[[yes ok yes yes yes]][[PAY ME]]
"I can rescue you" YOU SAY
IT IS THE LAST THING YOU SAY
[[EVER]]
WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME THAT
The station is whispering to you about how stupid it is to think any profession necessitates childhood abuse.
And then the ants come.
They swarm over you.
[[They eat you.]]
Your sex things are adequate and stimualting.
The tentacle monster is a professional.
GOOD JOB, YOU HAVE SURVIVED THE SPACE BROTHEL EXPERIENCE!
YOU ARE SWALLOWED BY A PASSING SPACE WHALE
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO BE CAPTAIN-SAVE-A-HO.
YOU HAVE DIED.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING SPACE BROTHEL[[pay]]
[[don't pay]]YOUR CHOSEN SEX WORKER TELLS YOU A STORY
IT MIGHT EVEN BE TRUE
YOUR SEX THINGS ARE ADEQUATE
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE SURVIVED SPACE BROTHEL
THANK YOU FOR PLAYINGTHE BROTHEL RUMBLES
YOU ARE SUDDENLY TRAPPED IN A MICROWAVE RAY
IT KILLS YOU
YOU ARE DEAD.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING SPACE BROTHEL.[[THAT COSTS EXTRA]]
[[ok]]
[[fuck you]]MONEY TALKS, RIGHT FRIEND?
YOUR SEX THINGS ARE GOOD, EXCELLENT
WORTH THE MONEY
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE SURVIVED SPACE BROTHEL.YOUR EYES START BLEEDING
THEY NEVER STOP
YOU DIE OF EXSANGUINATION.
YOU HAVE DIED.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING SPACE BROTHEL.YOU HAVE DIED.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING SPACE BROTHEL.YOU ARE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED AND PAY WELL
YOUR SEX THINGS ARE GOOD
EVERYONE IS HAPPY.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE SURVIVED SPACE BROTHELWHOOPS YOU FELL OUT OF THE AIRLOCK YOU ARE NOW FOREVER A PART OF THE BLACKNESS AND VASTNESS OF SPACE, HOW ROMANTIC.
YOU HAVE DIED
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING SPACE BROTHEL.
You spend your money and time petting soft ears and doing drugs.
It is ok.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE SURVIVED SPACE BROTHEL.YOUR FATE IS GRUESOME.
YOU ARE HELD CAPTIVE BY THE BROTHEL AND FORCED TO LISTEN TO BAD PUNS UNTIL YOU DIE.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO CHEAP CUSTOMERS.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING SPACE BROTHEL.YOUR SEX THINGS ARE QUAINT AND SIMPLE, AND YOU LEARN NOT TO CALL SEX WORKERS WHORES.
GOOD JOB, YOU HAVE SURVIVED SPACE BROTHEL.YOUR PUNISHMENT IS BEING FORCED TO LISTEN TO HORRIBLE POETRY UNTIL YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHAT YOU NEED.
IT IS EXCRUCIATINGLY AWFUL.
AND THEN YOU GET YOUR SEX THINGS.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE SURVIVED SPACE BROTHEL.YOUR SEX THINGS ARE WELL NEGOTIATED AND FULFILLING.
GOOD JOB, SUBMISSIVE.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE SURVIVED SPACE BROTHEL!YOU COMPARE CYBORG BITS AND THE CYBORG DOMINATRIX QUEEN DOES MOST OF THE THINGS TO YOU.
IT IS GOOD.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE SURVIVED SPACE BROTHEL.