You forget your daydream as you continue to trudge through the endless hallway of hotel room doors. You don't understand how this is possible, I mean what the fuck is this? Is this virtual reality? Is this the matrix? You imagine Neo in an endless hallway of doors and it's not as badass as you thought. [[Have you tried one of the doors?]] N-no. [[TRY A GODDAMN DOOR]] Fine. You reach out and grasp the doorknob. [[Turn and enter]] [[What about that Neo daydream?]] You open one of the identical looking doors and look inside. It looks like a ballroom. Ok? As you look back into the hallway you notice something yellow coming at you. It just so happens to be a bulldozer, and an angry looking one at that. You duck back into the ballroom and slam the door behind you. Looking around the space there are many chairs and tables. [[Baracade the door!]] [[Fuck that! Run!]] You're still firmly grasping the doorknob as you remember that idea of Neo in an endless hallway of hotel room doors. As you do you hear the revving of engines behind you. Coming towards you at very high speeds is a bulldozer wearing a black leather trenchcoat and sunglasses. You start to run towards it, not noticing that the soft yellow lighting of the hallway has turned green. You and the bulldozer clash, exchanging blows at frightening speeds. You both jump back and stare the other down for a few seconds. You run at each other once more and the bulldozer drives up onto the wall and passes you. Before you know what it you the machine shoots you multiple times in the back. Down for the count.... [[Focus dude!]] You take a chair and put it firmly under / pushed up against the door like you've seen in movies. As you back away from the door the handle starts to rattle and shake. You run to the other side of the ballroom where there is another door. You open it and fling yourself into whatever the is on the other side. [[What's on the other side?]] You bolt through the large dancehall, as you do the bulldozer bursts out of the door and chases you. It's too fast for you however and within seconds it is apon you. It raises it's dozer, thing, and crushes you. If only...you had bought.....a little more time......... [[Focus dude!]] You get up from the floor. You don't think the thing realizes that you're not still in the ballroom, as you can hear it recking the tables and shit. You're in another hallway, but you can see this one has turns. Despirate for a change of scenery you run towards the corner. [[Run like the wind.]] With reckless abandon you run through the twisting hallway. Here there are office style doors and not hotel room ones. As you hoot and holler along you spot a drinking fountain. You haven't drinken any water in hours and even though it stings your cracked lips, it feels like the nectar of the gods. You continue down the concrete hallway untill you come across the door to a stairwell. It leads to two visible doors. [[Go upstairs]] [[Go downstairs]] You move down the stairs and open the door that awaits you. It leaeds to what looks like a black void. As you stare into the void, the void stares back. A bulldozer lightly taps you and you loose balance and fall in. [[What now?]] You head upstairs and open the door. A bulldozer taking a shower looks at you and screams as you close the door. You rush back down the stairs only to find that the door back into the hallway is not there anymore. [[Go downstairs]] Remember that matrix thing from earlier? [[Are you serious?]] Well I uhh..... [[This is horseshit.]] You wake up in a strage pod with wires and tubes coming out of the back of your head. [[Except you aren't and you passed out in the stairwell]] //I was gonna get to that dude// [[Whatever]] In space no one can hear you scream. [[Didn't you already say that?]] [[Focus dude!]] ''Anyway.'' You wake up slumped against the door leading to the stairway, but it seems different than what you saw before you passed out. Now there is just one way, down. You start your desent down the many flights. [[Ok most of this story has been wandering around, where's the plot?]] I don't really have one yet. [[Come on dude, people are gonna get bored of this really fast.]] Alright Alright, I'll think of something. [[Good thinking]] The stairway, just like the first hallway, seems to strech on forever. Unlike the first hallway, it only seems it. As you clear the last step, a very ancient stone door greets you. And by greet you I mean it has "hello" written on it with a shaprie taped to the door as well. [[Fuck the writing, open the door.]] [[Fuck the door go, back upstairs]] [[Take the sharpie and respond.]] By stone door I ment it is a stone slab in a doorway. You try to push it, but no dice. Although, it was some [[Good thinking]] to try.You turn around to see that any exit has been replaced by a wall. Maybe we need some [[Good thinking]] to solve this puzzle.This seems really goddamn stupid but you give it a shot. You remove the sharpie from the door and write "Hello yourself." More words appear on the door. "Don't be an ass I'm trying to help you." Whoever this is doesn't seem to like your aditude. You respond. "Are you the one changing the surroundings and shit?" "No." "Then what is this?" "Hang on, the door is getting cluttered." The surface clears itself as words continue to appear. "Either way, if you want to get out, follow my instructions." "Which are?" "I'm gonna open this door, you go into the room of the other side, grab the totem on the stand and say, Earthmovers cometh. "That sounds like a bad time." "It's the only way you're getting out of here." And with that, the stone door lifts up to reveil and ancient looking room. [[Enter the torchlit room on the other side.]] You enter a very large room lit by (and you count) 16 torches. The walls apear to be made of carved stone blocks, almost like a pyramid's. Large murals adorn the walls that depict people giving prase to..... Bulldozers? Whatever, it's not what you're here for. Looking to the far end of the room you spot something on top of a raised pedistal. From a distance, it appears to be an ornate statue. As you walk closer you realize what it is. It's a gen 1 Devistator from transformers, which is a robot made up of different pieces of construction equiptment, including a bulldozer. (//god fucking dammit//) [[I.....whatever, just take the statue and say the words.]] You firmly grasp the toy with both hands. "Earthmovers Cometh" You mutter half heartedly. As you do the room starts to tremble and shake. A large chunk of stone lands a couple inches away from your right. As the room begins to colapse, you see writing appear on every surface of the room. "I'M FREE!" It all reads. [[Suddenly the ground gives out from under you.]] Still clutching the devistator toy, you fall back into the abyss. Into the neverending blackness Into the neverending blackness Into the neverendi- A car horn breaks your train of thought. [[THUD]] You feel a sharp pain down your right side as you connect with something. You open your eyes to see that you've landed in an allyway in some city. How the hell? [[END]] I'm trying to add a plot to this I swear. Don't leave yet. -Ethan Clark If you want you can [[Replay the game]]. Or alternatively you could just, ya know, quit the game. Just saying.