One Crazy Day!

Your browser lacks required capabilities. Please upgrade it or switch to another to continue.

Loading…

<img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/crazy%20day.jpg" /> [[Start your day.|Let's Begin!!!]]

<<audio birds loop play>> <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/waste.jpg" /> Another day at work! Darn it! Why does this always happen to me!?! I feel like being lazy today... What should I do??? [[Stay in bed...]] [[Nah! I will get up go to work - darn it!]]

<<cacheaudio "wind" "https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Wind%20sound%20effect%203%20-%20tunnel%20wind.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "death" "https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/fail.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "birds" "https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/tune%20quiet%20THE%20ONE.mp3">>

<img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/mess.jpg" /> Nah! I'm staying in bed! Forget this! I am just going to forget life! Suddenly your door bursts down! The police have launched a raid on the wrong house!!!!! You decide to: [[Let them take you in.|arrested]] [[Resist!]]

You get up and change. Okay. "I have got to go to work. What should I do first?" 1.[[Have a tipple of whiskey...]] 2.[[Wash your teeth.]] 3.[[Watch an hour or so of morning TV]]

<img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/rough.jpg" /> You hear sirens! The police arrive! They surround you in force! You can't resist. they throw you over the bonnet of their car and say those famous lines: "You have the right to remain silent! Anything you do say will be used in evidence against you!" [[They pull you away to prison|die]]

<<audio wind stop>> <<audio death play>> <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/death.jpg" /> NO! Your enemies crawl at you and drag you down into the underworld!!! Maybe [[try again ?|Let's Begin!!!]]

<img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/driving.jpg" /> As you are driving you hear a voice in your head! "Can you hear me?" You look up and see a strange looking guy. Who is he? <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20Hi.jpg" /> "Hi! I am your imaginary friend! You can see me because you are drunk! And as long as you continue to drink I will always be there to help you! So have a bit more whiskey and let's get to work!" You decide to: [[Drink a but more of the good stuff.]] [[Refuse to drink! I am driving for goodness sake!]]

The police officer puts a gun to your head and pulls the trigger... <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/DSC00795.JPG" /> And just like that it's over! [[Help me!|die]]

<img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/whiskey.jpg" /> "Ah! Nothing better than a dram of whiskey before going to work! Better get [[in car]] and set off to work!

Better clean my teeth I suppose... Eh? What's [[that sound|arrested]] I hear?

Forget work! I am going to sit down on my sofa, with glass of my best whiskey in my hand and enjoy a little bit of TV... Hang on.. What's [[that sound I hear?|arrested]]

<img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/cars.jpg" /> You get into your key and turn the key. The whiskey is pumping in your brain making you feel good and all lozy like! [[Let's get going!|the voice]]

<img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/whiskey.jpg" /> Alright. You've had some whiskey and now your mind feels a little bit more refreshed! Time to get to work and [[get things done!]]

<img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/driving.jpg" /> You start to sober up and lose concentration! You should of had that drink to keep your wits sharp! You suddenly crash into another car... [[I'm a goner!|die]]

<img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20Come%20on.jpg" /> The voice in your head speaks! "My names Billy, by the way! Billy the imaginary friend!" You say hi to Billy! "I will always be there to help you out - just don't sober up!" You [[enter the office]] and begin your day!

In the office your boss asks to see you... Your boss says to you: "It's your lucky day! I am leaving you in charge! You can do whatever you like so long as you don't get drunk!" The boss gets up and leaves. You take his chair. [[Hooray!|lets see]]

<img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20nice%20one.jpg" /> "Okay! Let's give 'em hell!" This is Jim: <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Jim%20Hi.jpg" /> "Uhhh.... hello.... I'm Jim. I am new! Sorry boss! But I feel really tired today! Can I have some time off?" You respond: [[Of course NOT!]] [[Sack him!]]

"Okay! Let's give 'em hell!" This is Bob: <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20hello.jpg" /> Bob speaks to you: "Hullo there!' he says. 'I have experience with the company. I will be happy to help you!" You respond: 1.[[Say you don't need he's help right now.]] 2[[Demote him!!!]]

"Okay! Let's give 'em hell!" This is Phil: <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20Hi.jpg" /> He is a jolly chap. He says: "Hi there sunny! Can I help you with anything?" You respond: 1.[[Yeah! Make me a tea!|tea duty]] 2.[[Yeah! You can start clearing out your locker. You're sacked!]]

Your friend Billy returns... <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20Think.jpg" /> "Okay! This is good! So you're in charge today! Let's have some fun. You have three people working for you - Jim, Bob and Phil! Let's mess around with 'em!" Bill asks you who you want to mess around with today: [[Jim]] [[Bob]] [[Phil]]

"I think Jim needs to be punished!" You decide to punish him: <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Jim%20whats%20up.jpg" /> [[Give him toilet cleaning duties.]] [[Deny him a lunch break.]]

"Sack him! It's the only way..." Jim packs he's things and leaves. <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20nice%20one.jpg" /> Minutes later a huge beast of a man stalks into your office... O no! It's Jim's big brother Biff! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20O%20no.jpg" /> Biff flexes his muscles at you, and starts to crack his knuckles. "You been bullying my little brother!?" he says. How do you respond? 1.[[Fight the guy?]] 2.[[Promise to give Jim his job back.]]

"Nice one!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20nice%20one.jpg" /> Put him to the grind! "O no!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Jim%20Please%20have%20pity.jpg" /> Jim gets to work on the toilets. You tell Jim he must use only an old toothbrush to clean the toilets and nothing else. He spends many hours in the toilet. When he is finished he finds you in the office and tells you he is feeling very sick. You decide to do: 1.[[Dock his wages.]] 2.[[Sack him!]]

Jim must work through his lunch break. "Nice one! THAT'LL SHOW HIM!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20nice%20one.jpg" /> Jim complains of hunger pangs. <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Jim%20NO.jpg" /> You decide to: 1.[[Ignore him]] 2.[[Punch him in the face.]]

"Ha Ha! Nice one! This will teach him!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20nice%20one.jpg" /> Jim looks very sad... <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Jim%20Please%20have%20pity.jpg" /> He gets on his hands and knees and begins to beg to you: "Please! Don't do this to me! I need the money for my medicine!' You decide to: 1.[[Punch him in the face.]] 2.[[Pull him to one side and give him a proper talking to!]]

You punch Jim clean in the face. "Nice one!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20nice%20one.jpg" /> But unfortunaetely you are seen doing it. It's Jim's Dad - and head of the police department! He bursts in with a gun! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/DSC00795.JPG" /> "How dare you treat my son in such a way!" You decide to... 1.[[Resist.|die]] 2.[[Surrender tot he police|arrested]]

"You tell him boss!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20Come%20on.jpg" /> You drag Jim to a quiet corner, and with no one watching, you give the man a piece of your mind! You call him all the names under the sun! Jim is so distraught he collapses! "I need my meds!" he cries. <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Jim%20Thats%20not%20fair.jpg" /> You decide to: 1.[[Deny him meds.]] 2.[[Steal his meds and eat them yourself!]]

"This will show him!" Jim falls down. He doesn't have a pulse... You realise he is dead! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Jim%20dead.jpg" /> You decide to: 1.[[Panic like a chicken!|arrested]] 2.[[Remain calm and prop Jim's dead corpse up in the nearby wardrobe...]]

"O No!" You eat the meds, all of them, and not surprisingly you begin to feel really strange... Really REALLY strange... "I don't feel good!" You look in the mirror and see that you have transformed into a rabbit! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/r%202.png" /> "O No!" Horrified you run outside and get captured by the police! [[Darn! This isn't going well...|arrested]]

"Nice one!" Jim's mother pays an unexpected visit!!!! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/witch.jpg" /> "O no!" She stares at you menacingly! "Where is my boy Jim!" she cries. You decide to: 1.[[Confess you let the man die|arrested]] 2.[[Sit dead Jim in a chair and stuff his cheeks with cotton wool and hope she doesn't notice...]]

"There's my boy!" She seems very happy! She doesn't notice that her son is quite dead! "All in all I think it's been quite a succesful day!" "Nice one!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20You%20win.jpg" /> [[Would you like to mess around with someone else?|lets see]]

You and Biff fight across the office. Windows are smashed, tables are upturned - you trash the place like two raging bulls. But in the end Biff is bigger than you, and through brute strength he wears you down and brings in the final fatal punch to the face that wins the match... [[...it's over|die]]

So Jim is back... <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Jim%20I%20don%27t%20understand.jpg" /> Damn! But you have to teach him a lesson... You're still the boss. [[So you dock his wages!|Dock his wages.]]

I don't care! You can starve! "You're a pro son!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20nice%20one.jpg" /> Jim's face turns pale... <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Jim%20Please%20have%20pity.jpg" /> He doesn't look well at all... [[Maybe he's just exaggerating it for attention???|Deny him meds.]]

"Yeah! Make me a tea!" "Nice one son. Keep him on his toes!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20nice%20one.jpg" /> Phil asks you: How would you prefer your tea, sir?" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20Sure%20thing.jpg" /> 1.[[Sack him for asking such a dumb question|Yeah! You can start clearing out your locker. You're sacked!]] 2.[[PG Tips. Two sugars, no milk, a dash of honey, three dashes of herbal spice, and left to simmer for 3 mins...]]

You tell Bob that You don't need his help. "O... okay..." You can see quite plainly that you have offended Bob! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20no%202.jpg" /> "I can see when I am not wanted..." You respond to Bob by telling him to: 1.[[Grow up or get out!]] 2.[[Tell him not to worry about it and keep his chin up!]]

"Yeah! That's right! Demote that sucker! That will put him in his place!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20nice%20one.jpg" /> Bob is not amused. "I will return!" Bob returns with a gun!!! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20armed.jpg" /> You decide too: 1.[[Hide under the table.]] 2.[[Scream for help!|die]] 3.[[Tackle him!]]

"I can see you!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20armed.jpg" /> Bob kicks the table away. "I will shoot you! Scum!" You respond: 1.[[Beg him for mercy.|die]] 2.[[Tackle him!]] 3.[[Reason with him.]]

You distract Bob by showing him a copy of James Joyce's Finnegans Wake: <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20Think.jpg" /> When he is distracted you successfully tackle the man! You take the gun and then you decide to: 1.[[Shoot him clean.]] 2.[[Hand him over to the police.]]

Bob lowers his gun. Calming, somewhat, he speaks to you. <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20lets%20do%20business.jpg" /> He says: "I will let you live if you decide to share power with me!" You respond: 1.[[Sod that!|Tackle him!]] 2.[[Agree.]]

"Sucker!" Bob was lying! He raises his gung and aims for your heart... <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20armed.jpg" /> There is no way out. [[He shoots!|die]]

Feeling that you have no choice, you shoot Bob dead! One bullet was all that it took! "Nice on son!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20nice%20one.jpg" /> "Any other person would have done the same!" You prop the stiff corpse of Bob up in a wardrobe... Just then Bob's wife arrives... <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/witch.jpg" /> She asks you where her husband is. You tell her: 1.[[The truth. You are a murderer.|arrested]] 2.[[Put cotton wool in Bob's cheeks and hope she doesn't the blood...]]

The police arrive. They eye you with suspicion... The police officer says to you: "What are you doing with that gun, sunny?" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/DSC00795.JPG" /> You explain that you took it from Bob during a fight. The police officer chuckles. He doesn't believe you. He takes his hand cuff's out. [[Don't make this diffiuclt, sunny|arrested]]

Bob's wife is happy to see her husband is doing well! "I especially like the change of shirt - the red suits you so much more!" She leaves. You wipe the sweat from your brow! "Phew!" IT'S GOOD TO BE THE BOSS! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20Think.jpg" /> It's been a good day so far! [[Would you like to mess around with someone else?|lets see]]

Bob is outraged! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20I%20dont%20understand.jpg" /> You seriously saying you are going to sack me? "Yeah! Do it! Sack him!" You decide to: 1.[[Tell Bob to hand his notice in.]] 2.[[Punish Bob by demoting him and putting him on cleaning duties.]]

Bob is not amused! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20I%20will%20get%20you.jpg" /> He says: "Are you mocking me son?" You respond: 1.[[Sure am! Know your place!|Tell Bob to hand his notice in.]] 2.[[Of course not! You are of value to the company!]]

Bob is beyond angry! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20no%202.jpg" /> "We will see about this son!" Bob returns minutes later armed with a Beretta m9. <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20armed.jpg" /> He certainly means business. You decide to: 1.[[Reason with him.]] 2.[[Tackle him!]]

Bob can't believe what he is hearing! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20Think.jpg" /> Do you really mean to do this? You tell him... [["Yes!"|Demote him!!!]]

Bob doesn't know if you are being serious or not. <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20I%20dont%20understand.jpg" /> "Do you really mean that?" he asks. You say to him: 1.[[Nah! Only kidding! I think your a twat!]] 2.[[Absolutely!]]

Bob can't take it anymore. He explodes in a fit of rage! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20I%20will%20get%20you.jpg" /> He physically attacks you, dragging you across your table and throwing you against the wall! You land on the ground but are still conscious. You have to act quickly! You decide to: 1.[[Get up and fight the man!]] 2.[[Try to reason with him.]]

Bob is happy! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20hello.jpg" /> "Seeing as you like me so much I have an idea!" O yes?? "Why don't we share the business!" says Bob. You respond: 1.[[Say you will think about it.]] 2.[[What a dumb idea! Consider yourself demoted!|Demote him!!!]]

You get the better of Bob! After a couple of steady blows you knock the man out for six! "Well done! Nicely handled." <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20Think.jpg" /> You discover that Bob no longer has a pulse! You've killed him! "...He was asking for it, the madman!" You prop the stiff corpse of Bob up in a wardrobe... Just then Bob's wife arrives... <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/witch.jpg" /> She asks you where her husband is. You tell her: 1.[[The truth. You are a murderer.|arrested]] 2.[[Put cotton wool in Bob's cheeks and hope she doesn't the blood...]]

Bob is in to much of a bad way, mentally. He just won't listen to you! People can hear the commotion and are concerned. Minutes later the police arrive! [["Hello Officer!"]]

The police officer looks at you with disgust. "What's this all about then?" You explain the situation, but the office doesn't believe you. Bob gives his side of the story next, "This man attacked me freely and tried to kill me!" Bob is more articulate than you. The police believe him! You react by: 1.[[Surrendering to the authorities.|arrested]] 2.[[Resist the police!]]

The police laugh at you. One of the grunts at the back draws a gun and shoots... <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/DSC00795.JPG" /> [[O no!|die]]

"You said you would think about it - but he's already got a plan. Go careful son!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20Think.jpg" /> Bob returns with a bundle of papers. He speaks to you: "All you have to is sign here and here!" You ask him why. He says: "Then we will be joint partners in the business!" You respond: 1.[[You agree to sign the documents.]] 2.[[You tell Bob to get lost!]]

The documents have been signed. Bob starts laughing at you. "Now the business is mine!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20no%202.jpg" /> Bob freely sacks you and gives you your marching orders. You are escorted from the office under the direction of two hired thugs. You are thrown [[onto the streets.]]

Bob is outraged by your response! "This business will be mine!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Bob%20no%202.jpg" /> He jumps across your desk and tries to throttle you. But you quickly swerve to one side and push him out of the window! He falls a good height... THUD! He's got to be dead! You decide to: 1.[[phone the police.]] 2.[[Draw out the business funds and flee the country!]]

The police arrive. You explain the situation - they listen and then eye you with suspicion... [[You're nicked my son!|arrested]]

"Well done! Any other person would do the same - Especially me!!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20You%20win.jpg" /> With a loaded bank account you flee to Barbados and live happily ever after! [[Would you like to mess around with someone else?|lets see]]

With no job, and no money, you start to get hungry. Where will I get food? You decide to: 1.[[Beg.]] 2.[[Throw yourself into the canal|die]]

You are now a begger. But no one takes pity on you... Except a travelling man who tosses you a pound. Hooray! But then a crazed heroin addict sees the flash of the pound coin and tries to take it. You try to fight the drug addict, but he draws out a dagger and stabs you... [[...Will anyone call the hospital...?|die]]

Phil is in dismay! "Please don't sack me boss!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20please%20I%20beg%20you.jpg" /> 1.[[I have no choice!]] 2.[[Tell him you will give him a second chance and put him on tea duty.|PG Tips. Two sugars, no milk, a dash of honey, three dashes of herbal spice, and left to simmer for 3 mins...]]

Where is my tea??? Phil has been gone for ages. You grow annoyed because your throat is parched. "Where is my tea?" Losing patience you enter the kitchen and find Phil rushing about in a panic. <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20I%20don%27t%20understand.jpg" /> He speaks to you you: "I am sorry sir I can't remember what you wanted..." You respond: 1.[[Tell him to calm down!]] 2.[[That's it! You're sacked!|Yeah! You can start clearing out your locker. You're sacked!]]

"Calm down Phil!" You tell him it's just a cup of tea! But Phil is panicking like mad - and he won't listen to you! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20tea%202.jpg" /> You have to do something! You decide to: 1.[[Punch him.]] 2.[[Get him a glass of water.]]

Phil sups the water. Slowly you manage to calm him down. "Thanks Boss!" he says. "I am feeling better now. I will make you a cup of tea now!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20nice.jpg" /> Good man! You check to see if Phil is okay but when you enter the kitchen you find that Phil is dunking a dead mouse in your tea! DISGUSTING! You decide to: 1.[[Confront him.]] 2.[[Do nothing for now...]]

You punch Phil. You delvier a good hefty blow and knock Phil unconscious to the ground. <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20nice%20one.jpg" /> Unfortunately a sneaky police officer was spying on you through the window and saw you carry out the deed! He bursts in with his truncheon! "Got you!" he cries. [["O NO!"|arrested]]

You confront Phil! "You disgusting scum!" Phil is so shocked to see you that he has a heart attack. <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20No.jpg" /> You feel for a pulse. He's dead! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20dead.jpg" /> You try to hide the body under your desk - but a sneaky police officer sees you as he spies through your office window! [[The games up!|arrested]]

You return to the office. Jim enters with the contaminated tea in his hands. <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20tea.jpg" /> He places the tea onto your desk. "Here you are boss. Enjoy your brew! That is a fine brew. I put a lot of care into it!" You tell Jim you are not that thirsty after all - And that Jim should drink the tea instead! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20tea%203.jpg" /> [[Drink it!]]

Phil starts to sweat... "I...I am not that thirsty myself boss..." You're not having any of it. "You will drink that damn cup of tea or I'll sack you!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20please%20I%20beg%20you.jpg" /> You decide to: 1.[[Sack him.|Yeah! You can start clearing out your locker. You're sacked!]] 2.[[Force him to drink the tea!]]

Phil picks up the cup. His hand starts to shake. He brings the cup up to his lips... Then he passes out! <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20dead.jpg" /> You contact the police and tell them that Phil tried to poison you. The police take notes and then carry the unconscious Phil away to prison! "Well done! You sorted him out!" <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Billy%20nice%20one.jpg" /> [[Would you like to mess around with someone else?|lets see]]

Phil has to go. <img src="https://swwproductionsassets.yolasite.com/resources/Phil%20No.jpg" /> You physically grab him and throw him out of the office. "I don't want to see you here ever again!" After Phil is gone you sit down to do some work. Then you hear a sound. People shouting... You look out of the window and see a mob with signs shouting: "Give Phil his job back!" Phil has managed to raise a mob against you!! You have to do something: 1.[[Call the police.]] 2.[[Confront them yourself.]]

The police pull up to the scene of the protest. They get out of their cars and approach the mob, but they can't move them on. They meet you in the office next. You explain the situation. "Sacking with unfair dismissal!" the police officer cries. "That's an offence! We're going to have to take you in sir!" [[O NO!|arrested]]

You go out to face the mob. They wave their placards at you. "Give Phil his job back!" You respond: 1.[[Never!]] 2.[[Alright! You can have you job back Phil But you're on tea duty!|PG Tips. Two sugars, no milk, a dash of honey, three dashes of herbal spice, and left to simmer for 3 mins...]]

The mob is outraged. Unable to control themselves they pile on you like a rugby scrum! You find it almost impossible to breathe under the weight of all those people. [[I...I need to... to get out...|die]]