Waluigi: A True Love Story (Demo)

<h2>Waluigi: A True Love Story (Demo)</h2> <h3>A Novel by Rivet</h3> WARNING: everytime there's a link (it's purple with an underscore on it) open it up on a new tab or else you'll have to start the game from scratch. And that is bad. [[Chapter 1 - The Encounter]]

<h1>Chapter 1 - The Encounter</h1> It's 7:45 AM on a warm September morning. Today is your first day in high school, and you are in your bedroom. You've spent the night playing on your favourite videogame (like always), and now you're lying on your bed, awake, with red eyes and a crushing headache (like always), thinking about the endless summer days when you played videogames with your friends, eating junk food. Those were happy days... ...if only you ever knew what being "<b>happy</b>" really meant. Around one year ago, you realized that you were deeply, madly in love with him. There is nothing you could do: you couldn't think about anything but him. Wherever you went, all you saw was him. I'm talking about <b>him</b>. <h5>The Purple Prince of your dreams.</h5> <h4>The Tall Angel from Heaven.</h4> <h3>The Sharp-Moustachied Hero you can't live without.</h3> <h1 style="color:BlueViolet;">*Waluigi.*</h1> <img src="https://am23.akamaized.net/tms/cnt/uploads/2018/06/Screen-Shot-2018-06-13-at-2.37.42-PM.jpg" width="640" height="363"> Unfortunately, [[you live in a society]] where loving Waluigi is considered wrong, unethic, or even <i>blasphemous</i>. In the beginning, you were destroyed. Everything that was a certainty in your life was being questioned. "It's impossible", you said. "I can't love Waluigi! I've never felt anything for him! This is unnatural!". You started thinking that you were a creep, a weirdo. What were you doing there? You didn't belong there. And so you lied about yourself, and <i>at yourself</i>. You went around claiming to hate Waluigi, and everyone who loved him. At first, you felt safe, knowing that no one would hurt you when you're preteding to be someone else... <h3>...but you can't lie forever.</h3> And so, when you realized that lying was pointless, you started looking for people that had the same "problem" as you. The place where to find them was obvious: the <b>Internet</b>, of course. Where all of life's problems are solved. And created. Unfortunately, all you found were forums about how Waluigi was overrated, not worthy to be in a Smash Bros. game, and that his fans should all <b>die</b>. Those were words of <i>hate</i>, <i>disgust</i>, <i>rage</i>, and sometimes even <i>jealousy</i>. <h3>And those words harmed you.</h3> Without a way to live in this world being who you really are, and with the fact that carrying this burden was too much of... well, a burden, you realized that if this world has been too cruel with you, maybe in the other world you would find the so much desired peace. So, you opted for the most drastic, horrible, and life-changer decision of all: <b>suicide</b>. After all, you had nothing to lose but people who'd never accept your feelings, that would label you as a mistake, a joke of nature. You were ready to leave those hypocrites behind. Until you found what you were searching. <h4>An answer.</h4> <h3>An hope.</h3> <h2>And end to your suffering.</h2> One day, the same day you decided to end it all, an e-mail named "THE ANSWAH" was sent to you by a certain "[[Wahnonimous]]" Here's the content of the e-mail: <em> "Hello, young man. You surely have no clue who I am, but I know you. You are a poor soul wandering alone this land of confusion, of madness, of evil, and I'm here to help you. Who am I? It's a secret, but I can assure you one thing: I am your ally. I am your friend. In fact, I am friend with everybody who loves our lord and savior Waluigi. He is the just in the midst of the unrighteous, the pure in the midst of the wicked, the light, in the midst of the darkness. And it's from the darkness that I want you to get out: that's why I'm here. There is an online platform for people like you created by people like you. People who love Waluigi. People who desire nothing but Waluigi. People who worship Waluigi as their God and Father. The platform is called [[PurpleLivesMatter.com]]. There, you will find a home, inhabitated by others who share the love and respect for Waluigi and its people. Now go, my friend, liberty is just one click away! JOIN THE REWAHLUTION!</em> You were quite confused in the beginning. Who was this "Wahnonimous"? How did he get your e-mail? How did he knew that you were struggling in the first place?! But you also thought it was worth a shot. And nothing was the same anymore. That website gave you the hope and the strength you needed to go on in your life. You read stories about brave Purple people who fought for their rights to be acknowledged. They weren't scared of being themselves, of showing the world that they were people too. Those stories inspired you to be a better person, to be another person, to be <i>yourself</i>. <h1>But that wasn't enough.</h1> Even after realizing that you weren't alone, you still felt uncomplete, like something was missing. "What could it be?", you asked yourself. "I found what I was looking for: people like me. But why do I still feel bad?" <h4>Until you found out what was wrong with you.</h4> <h3>You didn't want people who liked <i>him</i> too.</h3> <h2>You were looking for <i>him</i>.</h2> <h5>The Purple Prince of your dreams.</h5> <h4>The Tall Angel from Heaven.</h4> <h3>The Sharp-Moustachied Hero you can't live without.</h3> <h1 style="color:BlueViolet;">*Waluigi.*</h1> <img src="https://theemptypage.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/waluigi-crouching.png?w=1280" width="600" height="510"> But sadly, that was a dream meant to be unfulfilled, since Waluigi is not real. <h3><i>Not real.</i></h3> Those two words hurt more than every offense, insult, or furry fanfictions combined. They mean that you'll never wake up to his voice, you'll never have a walk with him, hand in hand, you'll never be passionate with him. Instead, you'll end up being entirely entirely alone, with no one on your side, or even worse, being with someone you don't love, making them live a lie. As days went by, you started to accept the situation, and to go on with your life as a Waluigi lover who would never be entirely happy. And so here we are at the start point. It's 7:45 AM on a warm September morning. Today is your first day in high school, and you are in your bedroom, completely Waluigi-themed. Waluigi posters, Waluigi action figures, Waluigi-incentered books about the history of the first years of the XIX century... if something was Waluigi-related, it had to be yours. You've spent the night playing your favourite videogame, Mario Party 4, and now you're lying on your Waluigi-shaped bed, awake, with red eyes and a crushing headache, thinking about the endless summer days when you played Mario Strikers Charged Football with your friends, eating tacos. Those were happy days... ...if only you ever knew what being "<b>happy</b>" really meant. After a strange feeling of amnesia, you get up from your bed like you always do- but this time, it's special. As we said before, this is your first day of high school. You don't know what you'll find once inside, but that's the charm of high school. (Actually, high school isn't charming at all.) After getting dressed with your favourite Purple Lives Matter™ T-Shirt you bought for only 29.99$ dollars on PurpleLivesMatter.com (that will have special sales on Purple Friday at the end of this month) and having <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZBwlCwGz7w">your favorite breakfast</a>, you get out of your house, waiting for the schoolbus to come. The sky today is blue as your feelings, and if in your life there are too many clouds, in the sky there's none. The schoolbus arrives and, after obviously thanking the bus driver as always, you see that the only free seat left is the last one. Walking all the way to get there, among the judging faces of the people, makes you understand how Jesus felt during the Procession. Without the whole crucifixion thing. And so, you sit down, alone, ready to train for your favourite sport: watching outside the bus' window staring at nothing and thinking about the Universe. After a few meters (or miles, I don't know where you live- or do I...?), the bus stops again, and just when you were finally understanding Hegel's dialectics, here it comes. <h4>A lighthouse.</h4> <h3>An answer in a world of questions.</h3> <h3>A solution in a world of problems.</h3> <h3>It's <i>him</i>.</h3> <h5>The Purple Prince of your dreams.</h5> <h4>The Tall Angel from Heaven.</h4> <h3>The Sharp-Moustachied Hero you can't live without.</h3> <h3>This gimmick is getting old.</h3> <h1 style="color:BlueViolet;">*Waluigi.*</h1> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/cHQXE01.png" width="600" height="400"> You cannot believe you very eyes. Waluigi, the fictional character you are head over heels with, is real. REAL. AND GOES AT THE SAME SCHOOL AS YOU! And he's searching for a free seat. And guess where was the only one seat that hasn't been occupied? That's right, my dear stereotipated love story protagonist! THE SEAT NEAR YOU! And so he sits right near you. Your mind is confused, you hands are shaking, your palms are sweaty, your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, there's vomit on your sweater already, mom's spaghetti, and so on. Suddenly, he starts talking to you. "WAHHHHH!", he says. "WALUIGI TIIIIIME!". You haven't heard words more beautiful than those. Dante, Shakespeare, Whitman, Jake Paul... who are those poets compared to him? But you're speechless, for how much you're confused. So, these magnificent words remain unanswered. Waluigi doesn't speak anymore. It seems like you pissed him off... and after what it seemed an eternity, you arrived at your new school, "Masahiro Sakurai High School" <img src="https://i.imgur.com/WBywy1C.png" width="800" height="647"> It's a building so big you could get lost so easily. Even I, the narrator, got lost while I was talking about the bus earlier. Hello? Is anyone here? Helloooooooooooo?! Anyway, let's go back to us. You're listening the freshman ceremony in the gym, with thousands of people who, like you, are at their first year of high school. Among them, there's him, Waluigi, at the far left of the room. You make sure that he's not looking at you, because you don't want to get caught staring at him, pissing him off again. "Hold on a second", you start to think. "How it's possible that a character so famous and loved as Waluigi is basically invisible to all these people? Do they even know that they're breathing the same air as him?! How ungrateful!" The boring ceremony finishes and you go to the first boring class. But you ignore the lesson, and can't think of nothing but that strange encounter. Was it real? Or was it just an hallucination? Were you really talking to Waluigi before? And will it ever happen again? You keep thinking about that even at lunch, sitting alone, by yourself. The food is not very good, but you've eaten worse things, like that fly you almost choked on, for example (actually, you're not even sure it was worse than that). You don't see Waluigi eating at a table, andyou start asking to yourself where did he go. But suddenly, against all odds, you hear four words you never thought you'll hear. <h3>"Can I sit here?"</h3> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/s2Fi0Pu.png" width="1279" height="635"> Ok, <i>this is epic</i>. First, you meet Waluigi on your schoolbus, and now someone wants to seat near you at lunch. What next? Is Rivet going to respect a deadline? (That's never going to happen and we know it, guys.) But who was this young gentleman who wanted to eat lunch with you? "Oh, sorry, the narrator forgot to introduce me. I'm Piranha Plant, but everybody calls me P.P." "I'm so sorry about that", you reply. "Why do you want to eat lunch with me?" "Because... well, this is embarassing, but... I thought you were really cute. That's all." Oh lord. More stuff happened in your first day of high school than in all middle school. You start eating with Piranha and you share some words. Actually, you find out that you two have a lot of things in common, like the love for Mario Party games made for the GameCube. You talk so much that you don't even realize that lunch time is over, and they throw you out of the cafeteria. You promise Piranha that you'll have lunch together tomorrow, and he gives you his phone number. (Score!) The day goes on as you think about those two crazy events, until it's time to go to sleep. Dream or not, you realize that this is your opportunity to escape this dreadful life and enter a new one, made of love, happiness, and Waluigi. You waited so much for this chance, and will you let it slip like it's nothing? OF COURSE YOU DON'T! OR ELSE, THIS WOULD BE THE ENDGAME! But this is just a demo of your upcoming adventures. So, you decide that, the next day, you will look for Waluigi again, and this time you'll ask him out for a date. "BUT WAIT!", you think. "I don't know anything about dating and stuff! Maybe I should search something online... but I'll leave that for the next chapter." And so, after a very long, unbelievable day, you go to sleep, thinking that now, finally, the sad times are over. <h1><i>IT'S WALUIGI TIIIIIIIIME!</i></h1> ____________________________________________________ <h3>End Of Chapter 1</h3> So, the demo for Waluigi: A True Love Story ends here! Did you liked it? Did you hated it? Even if this is free you still think you deserve a refund? LET ME KNOW WITH A FEEDBACK! And remember, the full story releases December 7th, 2018. Same day as Smash Bros. Ultimate! Of course, between these two big games coming out the same day, we already know what are you going to choose, right? ...right? Anyways, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING THE DEMO OF MY UPCOMING NEW STORY! (You read that with Charles' voice, didn't you?) Bye-byyyyye!

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