Happy Birthday Jade Harley

GG: hello EG: Hey! EG: What is up? What is happening? GG: fuck you bitch! fuck you and you're dad!!!!!!! [[Next|SomePassage3]]

GG: hello EG: Hey! EG: What is up? What is happening? GG: fuck you bitch! fuck you and you're dad!!!!!!! EG: Woah now. [[Next|SomePassage4]]

GG: hello EG: Hey! EG: What is up? What is happening? GG: fuck you bitch! fuck you and you're dad!!!!!!! EG: Woah now. EG: Let us settle down. We need to take a breather. [[Next|SomePassage5]]

GG: hello EG: Hey! EG: What is up? What is happening? GG: fuck you bitch! fuck you and you're dad!!!!!!! EG: Woah now. EG: Let us settle down. We need to take a breather. EG: Get some frozen yogurt. GG: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GG: i'm mcfuckin LOSING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EG: Are you lactose in tolerant? EG: Have I offended you? EG: We can get some Sorbet. :) GG: john sometimes I feel like you just dont get me :( [[Next|SomePassage12]]

The End (thanks for playing)

EB: jade harley. [[Next|Untitled Passage 5]]

EB: Hey Jade, do you ever think about wearing green? GT: Hey Jade, do you ever think about wearing green? [[Next|Untitled Passage 3]]

How to play: 1: Click anywhere 2: Read the Words 3: ??? 4: Photosynthesize [[Next|Untitled Passage 2]]

EB: jade harley. EB: can you please explain why my happy birthday message to you was left on read? <:B GG: you know exactly why!!! :P EB: no, i'm sorry. i'm drawing a blank here, by all calculations you should have been jumping for joy by my minions video. I literally can not see where things could have gone wrong. GG: even when you factor in the context of you spamming it to literally every means of communication you have with me???? GG: including the global-wide news! GG: for the fifth year in a row????!!!!!!!!! EB: jade i think i'm having an epiphany... EB: here it is. EB: i don't understand science. EB: minions are the only thing that makes sense to me in this bitch of a world. GG: thats so sad.....<:,( EB: i know! but enough of me and my funny jokes and general good natured buffoonery, i have business with you! [[Next|Untitled Passage 17]]

EB: ha ha, but seriously. i’ve been racking my brain trying to top the gift you sent me last year. Then it hit me....we’re old Jade. i can literally just ask you, “jade harley, what material object do you desire the most in the world?” EB: without breaking the universe of course. GG: hmm EB: take your time. GG: HMMMMMMMMMMMM GG: im sorry john GG: i cant think of anything! EB: >:B! GG: D:> EB: but seriously, what about clothes or something? EB: maybe something in green? relinquish the blue for the dawn of a new shirt. GG: no!!!!!!! GG: i mean i do like clothes and im always down to add to my closet but id never retire the blue GG: it was the first gift anybody ever got me besides grandpa [[Next|Untitled Passage 37 ]]

GG: waved it off as some silly inexplicable coincidence and went about planting my pumpkins [[Next|Untitled Passage 43 ]]

GG: waved it off as some silly inexplicable coincidence and went about planting my pumpkins GG: but a while after grandpa passed away i found your letter again and idk GG: it became this confirmation GG: like when you first start a new puzzle and you keep matching random edges but its still a jumbled mess GG: then you realize you had this corner piece right in front of you and bam! GG: you have this whole frame of reference to work off of now GG: and thats what your present did for me because no matter what i had this tangible proof that there were things in motion GG: and even though it got lonely sometimes if i waited long enough someday id have this really good friend and maybe wed be able to make sense of all the crazy stuff that happens together GG: looking back on it now it seems a little silly but i also i was kinda right? ha ha EB: wow... GG: anyways sorry for going on like that! GG: how about you help me pick some new stuff up from the nursery and once we get those babies in the dirt we can have a movie marathon EB: ok that sounds pretty awesome actually. we can stop by the store too and get a butt load of snack too. [[Next|Untitled Passage 54 ]]

EB: thanks birthday girl, see you soon. [[Next|Untitled Passage 58]]

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