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<h1 style="color:#99FF33"><h1 style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><h1 style="font-size:600%"> Terrible Hack II </h1>
<h2 style="colour:#CCCCCC"><h2 style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><h2 style="font-size:300%"> Welcome to your Terrible Hack expierance told retrospectively. Click through this for your adventure. Are you ready for this dank journey?</h2>
<h3 style="font-size:700%">[[Click here to start the dankness|Clicky for dank memes]]</h3>
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<p style="color:#99FF33"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">9:00AM
Everyone but the important people were pretty much late.
We're you?
[[Yes]]
[[No]]
</p><p style="color:#9966FF"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">Were you too busy thinking of your terribly terrible hack? If so here's a Good Hacker [[Point]].</p>
<img src="https://i.imgflip.com/s1j5x.jpg"> <p style="color:#FF0033"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">Good Hacker Points (GHP) are useful. Please keep an eye out for them. You can exchange them for chips, soda, pizza, or the 1800 timbits.
1 GHP = 1 chip, 1 soda, 1 pizza, 1 timbit
5 GHP = 3 chip, 3 soda, 3 pizza, 2 timbit
15 GHP = 6 chip, 6 soda, 4 pizza, 3 timbit
30 GHP = 200 chip, 200 soda, 200 pizza, 1797 timbits
[[>>|1]]</p><p style="color:#FFFF66"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">Well everyone else was late, like I said. So good job on your time management. Here's a Good Hacker [[Point]].</p>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/z3D3hlB.png"><p style="color:#99FFFF"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">10:00AM
Now that you've sat down. I sure hope you knew what you were doing because I didn't. That is why I'm telling you this story. What level of terrible hack are you planning to do?
A: [[Terrible|2]]
B: [[Painfully terrible|2]]
C: [[Shamefully terrible|2]]
D: [[So terrible that your parents will look at you like what did they do wrong?|2]]
<img src="http://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/2236966.jpg"></p><p style="color:#CCFF00"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">11:00AM
Congrats on your hack idea.
Let's get started shall we?
[[No, give me those dank memes you said on the first page.|No dank memes]]
[[Yes, I don't want dank memes. Let my memes be dreams.|Yes memes dreams]]</p>
*If you went back and clicked every option, you would've endup here anyways. <p style="color:#FFFFFF"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:1000%">Fine here.
<img src="https://i.warosu.org/data/g/img/0494/11/1438529680612.jpg">
[[>>|3]]</p><p style="color:#66CC66"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">You get a Good Hacker Point for not succumbing to the dankness.
<img src="http://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/2237229.jpg">
[[>>|3]]</p>
<p style="color:#CC3333"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">Noon
Remember that awesome music that was playing?
It was like totally freaking awesome.
Here's an example.
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[[>>|4]] </p><p style="color:#99FF33"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">12:01PM
Yeah I'm going for lunch now. Took me 5 and a half hours to get up to here.
[[BRB]]</p><p style="color:#33FFFF"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">1:00PM
Is your hack going well?
Have you made friends?
Have you thrown your laptop across the lecture hall in a ragequit?
Because I have. Everything is crashing, I haven't spoken to anyone in 6 hours, and unfortunately I need my laptop to finish this before pizza time.
But if your hack is going well click here [[!]], you made friends and your hack is going well click here [[!!]], and you also thrown your laptop at your friends because it went so well click here [[!!!]].
If none of those applied click here [[x]]
<img src="http://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/2237257.jpg"></p><p style="color:#33FF00"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">You get ONE Good Hacker Point. Good Hacker, good.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/nfL0yAf.png">
[[>>|5]]</p><p style="color:#33FF00"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
You get TWO Good Hacker Points!! Good Hacker, good.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/nfL0yAf.png">
[[>>|5]]</p><p style="color:#33FF00"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">You get THREE Good Hacker Points!!!. Good Hacker, good.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/nfL0yAf.png">
[[>>|5]]</p><p style="color:#00FFFF"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:300%">3:00PM
You now have 3 more hours until deadline to submit.
What have you got done?
[[A: I have been a Good Hacker. I finished my hack.|6]]
[[B: I have not been a Good Hacker. I have been helping with that fart detector hack by farting.|7]]
[[C: What? I've been at a hackathon? What the heck is a hack?|8]]
[[D: Whatever. This is all going to lead to the same page anyways.|9]] </p>
<p style="color:#FFFFFF"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:900%">JET FUEL CAN'T GET ME GOOD HACKER POINTS</p><p style="color:#33FF00"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">Well, what the hell have you done then? Eat chips, drink soda, and eat all 1800 timbits? Oh wait you don't have enough Good Hacker Points to trade in for even one timbit. Go re-evaluate yourself. Make one of those fake mirror apps that uses the shitty front facing camera too look at yourself in shame.
<img src="http://imgur.com/nfL0yAf.png">
[[>>|5]]</p><p style="color:#FF0000"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
You get FOUR Good Hacker Points.
[[>>|10]]</p><p style="color:#FF0000"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">You get ONE Good Hacker Points.
[[>>|10]]</p><p style="color:#FF0000"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">You get ZERO Good Hacker Points.
Go try again.
[[>>|10]]</p><p style="color:#FF0000"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">HAHA LOL NOPE LMAO SO MANY NO SUCH NO
Yeah I tricked you big time totally. Did not link to the same answer.
No Good Hacker Poitns for you.
[[>>|10]]</p><p style="color:#FFFFFF"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:300%">5:00PM
Anyways your dank journey is almost done.
Have you collected enough GHP yet?
No?
Well you better hurry up and go be more danker.</p> <p style="font-size:800%">Or else you'll suddenly identify as an Attack Helicopter.
[[>>|11]]</p><p style="color:#CCFF00"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:300%">You didn't hurry and get danker quick enough.
It is now 8PM.
Did you sumbit your hack on time?
<img src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8Yw06KzpsKA/VRIv7EZa0AI/AAAAAAAADRM/kJaAAm1n9zQ/s630-fcrop64=1,051c048bfae2fab1/fm5SgXM.jpg">
[[Yes|12]]
[[No|13]]</p>
<p style="color:#99FF33"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">Well hopefully you either won or had enough pizza. I hope you had a dank adventure here at Terrible Hack, and hopefully this represents the danksomeness that you truly experienced.
[[Have a terrible dank day.]]
*btw your GHP means nothing. jet fuel can't melt good hacker points</p><p style="color:#99FF33"><p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS"><p style="font-size:600%">Well too bad you didn't win, hopefully had enough pizza and chips to fill your dankity self. I hope you had a dank adventure here at Terrible Hack, and hopefully this represents the danksomeness that you truly experienced.
[[Have a terrible dank day.]]
*btw your GHP means nothing. jet fuel can't melt good hacker points</p><iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/D9C93Gtv-F4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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