The MEDIUM LOCKERS are located on the EAST side of the warehouse. They are the size of iceboxes. \n\nThe player will initially be able to open two of them, with a further five becoming available on finding a key. \n\nTo the north, there is a doorway and a sign saying TOILETS.\nTo the south, there is a bank of letterboxes. \n\n[[Inspect medium lockers|inspectmediumlockers]]\n[[Go to the north east doorway and toilets|northeastentrance]]\n[[Go to the letterboxes in the south east corner|letterboxes]]

Medium locker 5 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectmediumlockers]]

You take the key with a black keyring. INSERT VARIABLES HERE\n\n[[Keep looking|officewall]]\n[[Go back|inoffice]]

The wall has a noticeboard covered in papers and a bank of keys hanging from little hooks. Once it would have had hundreds of keys, but now there's only a few. \n\n[[Take the key with a blue keyring|bluekey]]\n[[Take the key with a red keyring|redkey]]\n[[Take the key with a black keyring|blackkey]]\n\n[[Move on without taking anything|inoffice]]

You walk around the western side of the building.\n\nThere is a tree here which you could climb to get in a window, or you could keep walking. \n\n[[Climb tree|climbtree]]\n[[Keep walking|keepwalking]]

Can search top of desk, drawer 1, drawer 2\nmaster key\nletter between Colourful Racing Identities\nwhite powder \n\n[[Move on without taking anything|inoffice]]

Here is a bank of LARGE LOCKERS, big enough to hold a couple of bicycles each. \n\nThe player will be able to open three boxes, with one more becoming available with a key or tool. \n\nTo the west is a bank of containers, such as one might see on an international transport ship. \nTo the east is a doorway leading outside the warehouse and a sign marked TOILETS. \n\n[[Inspect the large lockers|inspectlargelockers]]\n[[Go east to the doorway|northeastentrance]]\n[[Go west to the containers|containers]]

Springfield Storage\nA Loot Game\nby Barbara Kerr\n\n[[Start|begin]]

Medium locker 1 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectmediumlockers]]

The regular toilet is... not in a good state. You [[duck out quickly|toilets]].

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You lie on the edge of the container and lower yourself to the ground. There's a little bit more drop than you expected and your feet are definitely tingling, but you haven't broken anything. \n\n[[Look around|containers]]

The MEDIUM LOCKERS are the size of big iceboxes, the type you might see used at a sausage sizzle to sell soft drinks. \n\n[[Inspect locker #1|mediumlocker1]]\n[[Inspect locker #2|mediumlocker2]]\n[[Inspect locker #3|mediumlocker3]]\n[[Inspect locker #4|mediumlocker4]]\n[[Inspect locker #5|mediumlocker5]]\n[[Inspect locker #6|mediumlocker6]]\n[[Inspect locker #7|mediumlocker7]]\n\n[[Do something else|mediumlockers]]

<<set $gotcatcollar to true>>You take a cat collar from the locker. You can't see anything else here that you want, so you stuff it in your bag and [[move on|inspectlargelockers]].\n

Mother of dragons, this place is a sty! Papers lie scattered everywhere, office crap like computer parts and outdated tech litter the desk, and an inch of dust covers everything. \n\nStill, it's an office. Maybe something useful or interesting remains? \n\n[[Inspect the reception desk|desk1]]\n[[Inspect the bins|bins1]]\n[[Inspect the walls|officewall]]

You have landed on top of one of a bank of containers. They are tall enough for a person to stand in, which means that you are about eight feet off the ground. \n\n[[Drop off the side|dropoff]]\n[[Screw this, there's gotta be a ladder or something|office1]]

You take the key with a red keyring. INSERT VARIABLES HERE\n\n[[Keep looking|officewall]]\n[[Go back|inoffice]]

You hop over the containers like a goat, coming to the last one which is located right next to a reception office. \n\nThere's no ladder, but there's some boxes stacked awkwardly in between the office wall and the container. You lower yourself onto them, and leap off as they wobble perilously. \n\n[[Look at the office|officedoor]]

Will you try opening any of the large lockers?\n<<if $gotchewtoy is true>>You have a brightly coloured rubber chew toy in the shape of a chicken.<<elseif $gotcatcollar is true>>You have a studded pink cat collar.<<elseif $gotcarrybox is true>>You have a small transparent plastic carry box.<<endif>>\n[[Open Box #1|largelocker1]]\n[[Open Box #2|largelocker2]]\n[[Open Box #3|largelocker3]]\n[[Open Box #4|largelocker4]]\n[[Open Box #5|largelocker5]]\n\n[[Move on|largelockers]]

You are standing at the door of the office, which is open. The office has windows on all sides, so you can clearly see that it's a complete mess. \n\nA large sign demands that ALL VISITORS MUST REPORT TO RECEPTION. Other signs advise that goods will not be held for more than seven days after the last overdue payment, no exceptions, and also that Springfield Storage will co-operate with any demands from the Sheriff's Office in regard to seizing goods in lieu of payment in accordance with the Crimes Act. \n\nTo the north is a bank of containers, tall enough for you to walk into. To the east is a bank of letterboxes.\n\n[[Enter the office|inoffice]]\n[[Go north to the containers|containers]]\n[[Go east to the letterboxes|letterboxes]]

You are at the north-east entrance to the warehouse. \n\nTo the east, on your left, is a door marked TOILET.\n\nTo your right is a bank of large sized lockers, big enough for bicycle storage. \n\nDirectly in front of you is a bank of medium sized lockers.\n\n[[Go east into the toilets|toilets]]\n[[Go west to the large lockers|largelockers]]\n[[Go south to the medium lockers|mediumlockers]]

You are standing in front of a bank of large containers, the sort you can live in if you're desperate. Some are tightly locked, some have been thrown wide open, yet others have been wedged open but need a bit of a tug.\n\nLooking north, you can see the wall is lined with large lockers, big enough to store bicycles. \n\nTo the south, there is a reception office.\n\n[[Inspect the containers|inspectcontainers]]\n[[Go north to the large lockers|largelockers]]\n[[Go south to the reception office|officedoor]]

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<<set $gotchewtoy to true>>You take a dog's chew toy from the locker. It's a squishy rubber chicken. You can't see anything else here that you want, so you stuff it in your bag and [[move on|inspectlargelockers]].\n

Opening text introducing the warehouse\n\n[[Try the doors|outsidefront]]\n[[Walk around the building|westexterior]]

You poke your fingers under the door and pull at it as hard as you can. It wobbles, and you can see that the lock is engaged, but is very loose. \n\n[[Try to poke at the bolt|pokebolt]]\n[[Look around for a tool|hunttool]]

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You climb the tree. A large, strong limb has grown towards a window, which has been partially destroyed. \n\n[[Crawl through the window|westentrance]]\n[[Go back down and walk around the back of the building|keepwalking]]

Medium locker 4 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectmediumlockers]]

You open the door marked TOILET. There is no urinal, but one regular sized stall and one wheelchair sized stall. \n\n[[Open the regular stall|regulardunny]]\n[[Open the wheelchair stall|wheelydunny]]\n[[Leave the toilets|northeastentrance]]

Medium locker 3 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectmediumlockers]]

Springfield Storage

You manage to touch the bolt, the door pinching your fingers as you do so. The bolt wobbles tantalisingly, and you are able to move it quite a bit. \n\nNot quite enough to make it slip out of the lock, though. \n\n[[Look for a goddamn tool already|hunttool]]

There is a bank of letterboxes here - some open, most locked. \n\nThe player will be initially be able to open four boxes, with a further five becoming available with the Master Key. \n\nTo the north is a bank of medium lockers. To the west, across the large doorway, is a reception office. \n\n[[Inspect the letterboxes|inspectletterboxes]]\n[[Go north to the medium lockers|mediumlockers]]\n[[Go west to the reception office|officedoor]]

You have a look around. There is a car park here, and as you wander up and down the paths, you see a length of metal that was once a ... liner? Decoration? Who knows? \n\nIt is quite heavy, and has a sharp curved bit at the end where it was broken off the thing it was originally part of. You pick it up and take it back to the door. \n\n[[Use tool on door|prydoor]]

The disabled stall still has a large bin overflowing with paper towels next to the toilet. On the other side, however, is the motherlode - a two foot tall pile of print "men's entertainment". You pick one off the top. \n\n <<print either("HORNY", "SLUTTY", "RANDY", "CUM-GULPING", "COCK-SUCKING", "RUG-MUNCHING", "ASS EATING")>> <<print either("ANAL", "NEXT DOOR", "HIGH SCHOOL", "MILITARY", "ZOOKEEPING", "SPACE AGE", "HAIRY", "SHAVED", "TENTACLE", "FAT", "BUXOM", "SLUTTY")>> <<print either("MOMS", "TEACHERS", "SLUTS", "BBWS", "TEENS", "BOYS", "LADS", "BIKERS", "COPS", "BEARS", "FUCKERS", "NURSES")>> \n\nEwwwww. You put it back and [[leave the stall|toilets]].

KEY\nLocker #3 is securely locked. You're going to need to find a key. \n[[Try another box|inspectlargelockers]]\n[[Move on|largelockers]]

Box #2 is closed, but not locked. You easily pull it open. \nThere is a selection of pet paraphernalia here - collars, toys, worming tablets, even a couple of carry boxes for small creatures like turtles.\n<<if ($gotchewtoy is true) OR ($gotcatcollar is true) OR ($gotcarrybox is true)>><<print "You've taken something. You only have a small bag, so you should move on.">><<else>>\nTake a [[cat collar|cat collar]]\nTake a [[chew toy|chew toy]]\nTake a [[carry box|carry box]]\n<<endif>> \n[[Try another box|inspectlargelockers]]\n[[Move on|largelockers]]

<<if visited("largelocker1") gte 2>>\nYou've already opened this locker.\n<<elseif>>\nBox #1 is unlocked, but stiffly rusted. You tug at it repeatedly until it gives, nearly flinging you onto your butt. \n\nTreasure! It contains a veritable mountain of <<print either("cute girly stationery, ranging from bright pink magical girl pens to elegant bird-embossed letter paper. You grab a few items and stuff them in your pack.", "Zippo lighters, in all manner of colours and designs. You spot one with an elaborate Queen of Spades engraving, and swipe it.", "condoms, in a dazzling variety of types and colours - studded, lubricated, fruit flavoured, glow in the dark, even ones with funny sayings on them. You open one and blow it up. It says 'This is nothing *like* taking a shower in a raincoat'.", "confectionery, the fancy stuff - top flight brands with gold filigree on the packaging and a wild assortment of flavours, including things like Chilli Vodka and Kopi Malak. Unfortunately, when you open a box, it's way past its use by date and the chocolate has bloomed, to put it politely.", "vinyl records! They're not in mint condition by any means, and clearly belonged to a radio station since someone has scrawled the call sign all over each cover. But there's an amazing range of genres and artists from the 1940s up to the mid-1990s. You can't carry many, but you make a note to come back with a bigger bag.", "vintage Cindy-Lou dolls, some with her boyfriend Tab and her sister Peggy, dating right back to the early 60s. There's Blushing Bride Cindy-Lou, Disco Dancer Cindy-Lou, and from the late 80s, Bustling Business Cindy-Lou – complete with giant shoulderpads. You can't carry many, but you make a note to come back with a bigger bag.", "cardboard boxes clearly labelled Chateau d'Yquem. You figure it's just packaging and there's something else in there, but then you tear one open and pull out a tiny bottle of viscous golden liquid, and, well, seems legit? Except for the bit where a bike locker is the worst possible place to store wine, but hey. You grab a couple of bottles and put them in your bag.", "boxes, which, when opened, contain large bags. Of white powder. You *think* it might be no-name brand laundry powder… but you are suddenly very, very attentive to your surroundings, and very interested in not drawing the attention of any possible owners of the powder. You close the locker.")>> \n<<endif>>\n[[Try another box|inspectlargelockers]]\n[[Move on|largelockers]]

The letterboxes are small to tiny - literally intended for letters, documents, and, hopefully, cash and jewellery. \n\n[[Inspect letterbox #1|letterbox1]]\n[[Inspect letterbox #2|letterbox2]]\n[[Inspect letterbox #3|letterbox3]]\n[[Inspect letterbox #4|letterbox4]]\n[[Inspect letterbox #5|letterbox5]]\n[[Inspect letterbox #6|letterbox6]]\n[[Inspect letterbox #7|letterbox7]]\n[[Inspect letterbox #8|letterbox8]]\n[[Inspect letterbox #9|letterbox9]]\n\n[[Do something else|letterboxes]]

Box #5 swings open easily when you pull the handle, only to reveal a completely empty box. \n[[Try another box|inspectlargelockers]]\n[[Move on|largelockers]]

Locker #4 has been half pried open. You can clearly see there's nothing of note inside. \n[[Try another box|inspectlargelockers]]\n[[Move on|largelockers]]

Things you could find in a bin - keys, written codes, actual trash\n[[Move on without taking anything|inoffice]]

You pull at the door and wedge the length of metal in. Leaning all your weight against it, you push the length toward the wall, causing the door to creak horribly. \n\nSTRENGTH - You cause the door to snap in half. It's still locked, but the top half of the door is missing. You shrug and climb through the hole. \n\nINTELLIGENCE - You remove the metal and reinsert it at a strategic point. In this way, you weaken the door at various points. Eventually, the door is warped enough that you can lean down and crawl through. \n\nAGILITY - your nimble fingers wiggle the lock until you can get a grip on the end and poke it inwards. The door slides open easily and you enter safely. \n\n[[You're in!|northeastentrance]]\n

<<set $gotcarrybox to true>>You take a carry box from the locker. It's about the size of a breadbox. You can't see anything else here that you want, so you stuff it in your bag and [[move on|inspectlargelockers]].\n

KEY\nLetterbox 3 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectletterboxes]]

The second letterbox seems closed, but springs open when you touch it. \n\n<<print either ("There are various papers in here - receipts, brochures, tickets to theatre shows from three years ago. You're not sure why the owner stored these here.", "There are papers stored here, of varying value - a half-filled conveyancing sheet, a contract for services of some kind, a small diary from a couple of years ago. But there is a magnetic train ticket, which is useful even if it doesn't have value on it. And if it does have cash on it, hey! Free public transport! You take it.", "There is a passport and visa belonging to a Mr. Herbert Overton, both of which are well out of date. You leave them in the box and close it.")>>\n\n[[go back|inspectletterboxes]]

This one is slightly open already, and when you look inside, there's nothing there.\n\n[[go back|inspectletterboxes]]

Letterbox 7 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectletterboxes]]

KEY\nLetterbox 6 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectletterboxes]]

KEY\nLetterbox 5 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectletterboxes]]

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There are five large containers, looming way above your head. You could walk right into one. \n\nThere is a TARANTULA in one of the containers, so watch out!\n\n[[Inspect container #1|container1]]\n[[Inspect container #2|container2]]\n[[Inspect container #3|container3]]\n[[Inspect container #4|container4]]\n[[Inspect container #5|container5]]\n\n[[Do something else|containers]]

KEY\nLetterbox 9 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectletterboxes]]

KEY\nLetterbox 8 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectletterboxes]]

You take the key with a blue keyring. INSERT VARIABLES HERE\n\n[[Keep looking|officewall]]\n[[Go back|inoffice]]

You don't quite trust that tree, so you keep walking to the back of the building.\n\nHuzzah! There is a door in the back marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY". It was once sturdy and secure, but is now warped and loose. It's locked, but maybe you can pull it open. \n\n[[Tug at the door|tugdoor]]\n[[Look for a tool|hunttool]]

You fail to open the front doors\n\n[[Walk around the side of the building|westexterior]]

Container 5 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectcontainers]]

Container 4 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectcontainers]]

Container 1 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectcontainers]]

Ms .45

Container 3 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectcontainers]]

Container 2 awaiting content - [[go back|inspectcontainers]]