The chest contains a <<print either("huge","small","tiny", "massive", "monstrous", "gigantic", "diminutive", "giant", "humongous", "vast", "oversized", "colossal", "little", "teensy", "miniature", "miniscule", "meagre", "pocket-sized", "diminutive", "fat", "ph@t", "substantive", "big")>> <<print either("bag","cache","purse", "lockbox", "handbag", "wallet", "reticule", "sack", "pouch", "bumbag", "briefcase", "knapsack", "satchel", "pot", "vase", "bowl", "jug", "casket", "jar")>> full of <<print either("gold","diamonds","gems", "truffles", "gobstoppers", "knickers", "jewels", "paintbrushes", "mushrooms", "sparrows", "doorknobs", "shoes", "spiders", "flowers", "rocks", "bees", "rings", "figurines", "spoons", "swords", "armor", "video cassettes", "glasses", "insects", "sticks", "belt buckles", "lumps of coal", "teeth", "cheese", "fairy floss", "cotton", "air", "dust", "charcoal", "horse turds", "skulls", "forks", "knives", "garlic", "cauliflower", "carved boats")>>.\n\n\n[[Open another chest|random]]

You are in a huge, abandoned cathedral full of wooden chests. \n\n[[Open a chest at random|random]]\n

Ms .45

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