HOTRS

"Be the centre of attention with a tailored romantic experience. Whether you like dinner and dancing, hot dogs and mini-golf or art and literature, let our sexy staff show you a great time!" \n\n[[Traditional Date|traddate]]\n[[Cute Date|cutedate]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Hardcore Menu|hardcoreexperience]]

"Know exactly what you want? Or you don't know what you want but you know you want it hard, fast and brutal? Go hard or go home with our Hardcore menu - guaranteed to leave you shattered, broken and utterly satisfied!"\n\n[[One on One|one]]\n[[Twofer|two]]\n[[All You Can Eat|all]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Romance Menu|romanceexperience]]\n

"This is not for the faint of heart! Subject yourself to the whims of the <<if $type is "elegant">>sophisticated denizens of the Penguin Room<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>party animals in the Monkey Bar<<endif>><<if $type is "rough">>greasy pigs in the Wild Hogs Bar<<endif>>, letting them suck and fuck you to a quivering puddle of exhaustion.... then come back for more. Can you beat the HOTRS record?" \n\n\n[[choose this experience|gangbang-choose]]\n\n[[One on One|one]]\n[[Twofer|two]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Romance Menu|romanceexperience]]\n

"Keep it pure and simple with any of our hosts. Don't be shy - we encourage you to express yourself simply to get exactly what you want. <<if $type is "elegant">>Our flawlessly groomed hosts have not a hair out of place... unless you put it there ;)<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>Our people know how to have fun!<<endif>><<if $type is "rough">>Our staff can't wait to get down to business with you!<<endif>>"\n\n[[choose this experience|1on1-choose]]\n\n[[Twofer|two]]\n[[All You Can Eat|all]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Romance Menu|romanceexperience]]\n

House of the Rising Sun\n\nA Horny game for Strawberry Jam\nby Ms .45\n\n[[Get Horny|open]]

"I'll be fine. Thank you." Erika nods and disappears back to the lobby. \nSo many attractive people! Who do you want to pick?\n<<if $prefer is "both">>[[A very tall man in a wool coat, holding a glass of red wine. He seems to be all cheekbones.|woolguy]]\n[[A thin woman in a silk blouse and pencil skirt with red stilettoes. She is a little on the flat chested side, but her legs go on forever and ever.|redshoes]]\n[[A slender but athletic man, about 5'9", with a red beard and piercing blue eyes. He is telling a joke and his companions are laughing uproariously.|redbeard]]\n[[A tiny girl in a miniskirt and boots with a wide mouth and an hourglass figure. She appears to be demonstrating dance moves, but they're terrible.|miniskirt]]\n[[A heavily tattooed man with thick forearms who is lining up a shot at the pool table.|poolboy]]\n[[A woman with sleeve tattoos of koi carp who is almost wearing a halter-neck bandage dress. Her high heeled boots reach almost to the top of her thighs.|koigal]]\n<<endif>><<if $prefer is "men">>[[A very tall man in a wool coat, holding a glass of red wine. He seems to be all cheekbones.|woolguy]]\n[[A slender but athletic man, about 5'9", with a red beard and piercing blue eyes. He is telling a joke and his companions are laughing uproariously.|redbeard]]\n[[A heavily tattooed man with thick forearms who is lining up a shot at the pool table.|poolboy]]\n<<endif>><<if $prefer is "women">>[[A thin woman in a silk blouse and pencil skirt with red stilettoes. She is a little on the flat chested side, but her legs go on forever and ever.|redshoes]]\n[[A tiny girl in a miniskirt and boots with a wide mouth and an hourglass figure. She appears to be demonstrating dance moves, but they're terrible.|miniskirt]]\n[[A woman with sleeve tattoos of koi carp who is almost wearing a halter-neck bandage dress. Her high heeled boots reach almost to the top of her thighs.|koigal]]\n<<endif>>\n[[wait, I've changed my mind|menu]]

We won't go into the details, but for your good deeds, an anonymous benefactor has shouted you an all areas pass to the House of the Rising Sun. \n\nThe House is the most sumptuous, luxurious adult club in the nation, bizarrely located in a tiny rural logging community among lush greenery. Your pass entitles you to any and all of its services, from an open bar to a pampering spa experience to a thorough, no-holes-barred scouring and everything inbetween. \n\nDropped by your driver at the huge double doors, a very tall woman with an epic jaw and a sharp suit welcomes you. "My name is Erika. Please, call on me if there is anything you need." She escorts you to the bar and leaves you with a stack of leatherbound volumes, which turn out to be the various menus for the House - drink, food, and... services. \n\nYou settle into your plush booth and start reading. \n\nBut first - [[who are you?|cc]]

<<set $date to "cute">>Flying a kite? Literally? Even if you don't pick that particular option, damn if that isn't adorable. Cute date it is then! \n\n\n[[Pick your date!|choosedatepartner]]\n\n

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"Let our skilled specialists bring every pore in your body to life. Fully trained in cosmetology, massage, and a variety of relaxation techniques, our talented people will make your body sing." \nThere follows a list of specific offerings. \n\n[[Cleansing Beauty Treatment|beauty]]\n[[Intense Deep Massage Therapy|massage]]\n[[Tantric Chakra Alignment|tantra]]\n*\n[[Read the Romance Menu|romanceexperience]]\n[[Read the Hardcore Menu|hardcoreexperience]]

"I guess you know your staff best," you say. \n"Does anyone here catch your eye?" she asks, waving a hand around the room. \nPretty much everyone catches your eye, including people who you're pretty sure are other customers, but you try to concentrate.\n\n<<if $prefer is "both">>[[A very tall man in a wool coat, holding a glass of red wine. He seems to be all cheekbones.|woolguy]]\n[[A thin woman in a silk blouse and pencil skirt with red stilettoes. She is a little on the flat chested side, but her legs go on forever and ever.|redshoes]]\n[[A slender but athletic man, about 5'9", with a red beard and piercing blue eyes. He is telling a joke and his companions are laughing uproariously.|redbeard]]\n[[A tiny girl in a miniskirt and boots with a wide mouth and an hourglass figure. She appears to be demonstrating dance moves, but they're terrible.|miniskirt]]\n[[A heavily tattooed man with thick forearms who is lining up a shot at the pool table.|poolboy]]\n[[A woman with sleeve tattoos of koi carp who is almost wearing a halter-neck bandage dress. Her high heeled boots reach almost to the top of her thighs.|koigal]]\n<<endif>><<if $prefer is "men">>[[A very tall man in a wool coat, holding a glass of red wine. He seems to be all cheekbones.|woolguy]]\n[[A slender but athletic man, about 5'9", with a red beard and piercing blue eyes. He is telling a joke and his companions are laughing uproariously.|redbeard]]\n[[A heavily tattooed man with thick forearms who is lining up a shot at the pool table.|poolboy]]\n<<endif>><<if $prefer is "women">>[[A thin woman in a silk blouse and pencil skirt with red stilettoes. She is a little on the flat chested side, but her legs go on forever and ever.|redshoes]]\n[[A tiny girl in a miniskirt and boots with a wide mouth and an hourglass figure. She appears to be demonstrating dance moves, but they're terrible.|miniskirt]]\n[[A woman with sleeve tattoos of koi carp who is almost wearing a halter-neck bandage dress. Her high heeled boots reach almost to the top of her thighs.|koigal]]\n<<endif>>\n[[wait, I've changed my mind|menu]]

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<<if $type is "elegant">>You're looking forward to a sophisticated experience. Even if you're not the one paying, this is a VERY expensive venue and you expect the service and presentation to be flawless.<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>The staff of the House of the Rising Son are masters of diplomacy and putting visitors at ease. You look forward to relaxing and kicking back in a fun, bubbly environment.<<endif>><<if $type is "rough">>This place looks nice, but you bet the staff could kick your arse six ways from Sunday. You're pretty sure Erika could bench press you without breaking a sweat. Fortunately, you're into that sort of thing.<<endif>>\nYou order a drink, which is swiftly delivered to your table. You sip on it whilst reading the menu options. \n\n[[Pampering experience|pampermenu]]\n[[Romantic experience|romanceexperience]]\n[[Hardcore experience|hardcoreexperience]]

"Two heads are better than one! Get down and dirty with any combination of our talented and filthy hosts."\n\n[[choose this experience|threesome-choose]]\n\n[[One on One|one]]\n[[All You Can Eat|all]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Romance Menu|romanceexperience]]\n

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"It may be a cliche, but there's a reason ye olde traditional date is so popular. Watch a movie of your choice in our intimate but full featured cinema, go dancing in the Red Parrot Ballroom, and enjoy a feast from any cuisine in the world in our five-star rated restaurant. Then retire to our apartments with your host and chill out... or heat up!"\n\n[[choose this experience|traditional-choose]]\n\n[[Cute Date|cutedate]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Hardcore Menu|hardcoreexperience]]

<<if $sex is "male">>In this story, you are male with a preference for <<if $prefer is "men">>men<<else if $prefer is "women">>women<<else>>men and women<<endif>>. \n<<else>>\nIn this story, you are female with a preference for <<if $prefer is "men">>men<<else if $prefer is "women">>women<<else>>men and women<<endif>>. \n<<endif>>\n\n\n[[What's your type?|type]]

What is up with her dancing? It's not even a pogo, more of an awkward jog on the spot. Her companions are laughing though, so it's presumably deliberate. \n\n[[Elegant Man|woolguy]] [[Beard Guy|redbeard]] [[Tattoo Guy|poolboy]]\n[[Thin Lady|redshoes]] [[Punk Rock Girl|miniskirt]] [[Tattooed Lady|koigal]]

House of the Rising Sun

What kind of person are you attracted to? Be as shallow as you like. \n\n<<radio $type "elegant">>, sophisticated, immaculately groomed\n<<radio $type "cute">>, friendly, casual\n<<radio $type "rough">> as guts with an IDGAF attitude\n\n<<button [[Continue|menu]]>>\n

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"Enjoy a fun, low-pressure date with casual but high quality food, drink and fun. Let our host take you for a round of mini-golf, rack up some eight-ball or literally go fly a kite! Top it off with a burger the size of your head and a shake to match, then relax in our Lover's Lane. Make out, get hot 'n' heavy or just feel the serenity."\n\n[[choose this experience|cute-choose]]\n\n[[Traditional Date|traddate]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Hardcore Menu|hardcoreexperience]]

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Tall, thin, piss elegant and absolutely filthy. \n\n<<if $prefer is "elegant">>You have a very, VERY good feeling about this.<<endif>><<if $prefer is "cute">>He may seem out of your league, but at the House of the Rising Sun, {i}no-one{/i} is out of your league.<<endif>><<if $prefer is "rough">>You bet there's some serious raunch under that well-tailored exterior and you intend to find it.<<endif>>\n\n[[Elegant Man|woolguy]] [[Beard Guy|redbeard]] [[Tattoo Guy|poolboy]]\n[[Thin Lady|redshoes]] [[Punk Rock Girl|miniskirt]] [[Tattooed Lady|koigal]]\n\n

You take a few deep breaths. The House of the Rising Sun is not an experience that just any schmuck gets to have. It's expensive, has rigid standards of behaviour and a waiting list for years. You raise your head and Erika appears at your table.\n"Have you made a decision?" she asks, smiling as if she can read your mind.\nYou nod and point at the menu. "Let's do this." \nShe winks at you. "I'll also set aside some time for a deep body tissue massage later. You'll need it."\n\n<<if $type is "elegant">>[[Visit the Penguin Room|penguin1]]<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>[[Visit the Monkey Bar|monkey1]]<<endif>><<if $type is "rough">>[[Visit the Wild Hogs Bar|hogs1]]<<endif>>\n\n[[wait, I've changed my mind|menu]]

For the purposes of your visit today, are you:\n\n<<radio $sex "male">>\n<<radio $sex "female">>\n \n<<button [[Continue|sexuality]]>>\n\n\n

You raise your head and as if by magic, Erika appears at your booth. \n"A game of two-up, please" you explain, waving the menu at her. \nShe takes it from you. "Please, follow me." \nYou follow her down a corridor into a small bar, bustling with all sorts of people, some of whom are wearing brightly coloured scarves with a distinctive knot. \nErika points them out. "The people in the scarves are our hosts, and they remove the scarves if they have been selected by a customer. You can approach any host in a scarf, or if you prefer, I can introduce you." \n"For what you want, some of our people work together regularly and have a particular rapport. I can introduce you to them."\n\n[[Hells yeah|3sumhostintro]]\n\n[[wait, I've changed my mind|menu]]

You raise your head and as if by magic, Erika appears at your booth. \n"I just want to have fun," you explain, waving the menu at her. \nShe takes it from you. "Please, follow me." \nYou follow her down a corridor into a small bar, bustling with all sorts of people, some of whom are wearing brightly coloured scarves with a distinctive knot. \nErika points them out. "The people in the scarves are our hosts, and they remove the scarves if they have been selected by a customer. You can approach any host in a scarf, or if you prefer, I can introduce you." \n\n[[Select a host yourself|1-1hostselect]]\n[[Let Erika set you up|1-1hostintro]]\n\n[[wait, I've changed my mind|menu]]\n\n\n

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and are you more interested in men, women or both? \n\n<<radio $prefer "men">>\n<<radio $prefer "women">>\n<<radio $prefer "both">>\n\n<<button [[Continue|continue]]>>\n

<<set $date to "traditional">>An old fashioned date sounds like just the thing. \n\n[[Pick your date!|choosedatepartner]]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[[restart|Start]]

Ms .45

Intense deep massage with an emphasis on invigoration and renewal\n\n\n[[choose this experience|massage-choose]]\n\n[[Cleansing Beauty Treatment|beauty]]\n[[Tantric Chakra Alignment|tantra]]\n*\n[[Read the Romance Menu|romanceexperience]]\n[[Read the Hardcore Menu|hardcoreexperience]]\n\n