HOTRS

"Be the centre of attention with a tailored romantic experience. Whether you like dinner and dancing, hot dogs and mini-golf or art and literature, let our sexy staff show you a great time!" \n\n[[Traditional Date|traddate]]\n[[Cute Date|cutedate]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Hardcore Menu|hardcoreexperience]]

"Looks like you've already got a head start," you say. He laughs - well, wheezes - and watches you carefully as you lean down and pull his trousers over his shoes. (He has predictably massive feet.) You toss them over you shoulder and squeeze a blob of lube directly onto your cock and rub it slowly up and down your length. (It's... warm? You could have sworn you grabbed a plain lube.) Lewis picks up one of the condoms and hands it to you with mock gravity. You make a little bow, open it and roll it with a minimum of difficulty over your cock. \n\nLewis strokes his cock as you add a final layer of lube on top, like the world's ugliest cupcake. When you're done, he slides his ass to the edge of the couch and opens his legs even further. You rub your cock, with its cold blob of gel, over the rim of his hole, grinning as he squeezes his eyes shut and moans. \n\n"Do it?" you ask. He nods. \n\nSloooooooowly, you push the head in, stopping and trying not to think about a blue eyed polar bear. "Pushitpushitpushit" Lewis hisses, and you close your eyes so you can't see his face and accidentally cut this short. As it is, the deep moaning caused by your gentle but insistent entry is about to set you off. You get into a rhythm of sorts and open your eyes. \n\nHe's a mess - a huge, beautiful mess, clothes ripped apart to frame his heaving, sweating chest and darkening cock. You place a hand on his face and he bites your thumb, just enough to feel it, holding your gaze and daring you to fall. You withdraw almost entirely, right up to the head, and plunge in hard. He wails, and you lean forward to kiss him again. He's so tall that you have to thrust in as far as you can go to reach him. \n\nYou can feel his cock slapping against your belly as he grips your neck to pull you in, kissing you all sloppy and wet as your thrusts get deeper and faster, and someone is praying to someone in an increasingly high pitched moan and \n\noh \n\n\nmy\n\n\n[[god|woolguy-fucked-spluff]]\n

"Know exactly what you want? Or you don't know what you want but you know you want it hard, fast and brutal? Go hard or go home with our Hardcore menu - guaranteed to leave you shattered, broken and utterly satisfied!"\n\n[[One on One|one]]\n[[Twofer|two]]\n[[All You Can Eat|all]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Romance Menu|romanceexperience]]\n

"This is not for the faint of heart! Subject yourself to the whims of the <<if $type is "elegant">>sophisticated denizens of the Penguin Room<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>party animals in the Monkey Bar<<endif>><<if $type is "rough">>greasy pigs in the Wild Hogs Bar<<endif>>, letting them suck and fuck you to a quivering puddle of exhaustion.... then come back for more. Can you beat the HOTRS record?" \n\n\n[[choose this experience|gangbang-choose]]\n\n[[One on One|one]]\n[[Twofer|two]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Romance Menu|romanceexperience]]\n

You plunge your head down, swallowing as much of his cock as you can manage, slowly and carefully, curling your tongue around its solidity. Pulling back, you loosen your lips and slurp in cold air as you rise over the head. Lewis clutches the wooden frame of the chaise-longue, white-knuckled. <<if $type is "rough">>"You little //whore//," he hisses, as you plunge down again. The irony amuses you, and you haven't even started.<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>He lets out this hilarious little squeal and stuffs his hand into his mouth. You smile as you plunge your head back down, daintily flicking your tongue over the eye.<<endif>><<if $type is "elegant">>He's fighting it, but a sharp intake of breath and a barely suppressed moan indicate that you haven't completely forgotten everything you know.<<endif>>\n\nYou curl your little finger down the seam of his balls, right down the taint, and let it rest over his asshole. No pressure. \n\nHe thrusts up into your mouth and then \n\n<<if $sex is "male">>[[my turn|oral-male]]<<endif>>\n<<if $sex is "female">>[[my turn|oral-female]]<<endif>>\n\n[[Start over|Start]]

"Keep it pure and simple with any of our hosts. Don't be shy - we encourage you to express yourself simply to get exactly what you want. <<if $type is "elegant">>Our flawlessly groomed hosts have not a hair out of place... unless you put it there ;)<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>Our people know how to have fun!<<endif>><<if $type is "rough">>Our staff can't wait to get down to business with you!<<endif>>"\n\n[[choose this experience|1on1-choose]]\n\n[[Twofer|two]]\n[[All You Can Eat|all]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Romance Menu|romanceexperience]]\n

House of the Rising Sun\n\nA Horny game for Strawberry Jam\nby Ms .45\n\nDedicated with love to senpais Benji Bright, Robert Yang, Anais Nin, Lauren Clinnick, Kim Allom, David Gaider and Bon Scott\n\nNSFW. Over 18 Only. \n\n[[Get Horny|open]]

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<<set $intro to "self1">>"I'll be fine. Thank you." Erika nods and disappears back to the lobby. \nSo many attractive people! Who do you want to pick?\n<<if $prefer is "both">><<hotrsstaffmen>>\n\n<<hotrsstaffwomen>><<endif>><<if $prefer is "men">><<hotrsstaffmen>><<endif>><<if $prefer is "women">><<hotrsstaffwomen>><<endif>>\n\n[[wait, I've changed my mind|menu]]

"I'm sorry" you hear yourself gasping as your orgasm tears into you, but Lewis is way ahead of you, not even touching himself but gripping your shoulders almost painfully as he cums, his beautiful face gurning ridiculously. \n\nYou collapse on top of him.\n\n"Bah" you say. \n\n"Brrrt," he agrees. \n\n[[recovery|woolguy-wrapup]]

[[A very tall man in a wool coat, holding a glass of red wine. He seems to be all cheekbones.|woolguy]]\n\n[[A slender but athletic man, about 5'9", with a red beard and piercing blue eyes. He is telling a joke and his companions are laughing uproariously.|redbeard]]\n\n[[A heavily tattooed man with thick forearms who is lining up a shot at the pool table.|poolboy]]\n

You get dressed and head down to the bar. Erika is there. Does she ever sleep? \n\nYou order a strong cup of tea and contemplate your options. \n\n[[Pampering experience|pampermenu]]\n[[Romantic experience|romanceexperience]]\n[[Hardcore experience|hardcoreexperience]]

We won't go into the details, but for your good deeds, an anonymous benefactor has shouted you an all areas pass to the House of the Rising Sun. \n\nThe House is the most sumptuous, luxurious adult club in the nation, bizarrely located in a tiny rural logging community among lush greenery. Your pass entitles you to any and all of its services, from an open bar to a pampering spa experience to a thorough, no-holes-barred scouring and everything inbetween. \n\nDropped by your driver at the huge double doors, a very tall woman with an epic jaw and a sharp suit welcomes you. "My name is Erika. Please, call on me if there is anything you need." She escorts you to the bar and leaves you with a stack of leatherbound volumes, which turn out to be the various menus for the House - drink, food, and... services. \n\nYou settle into your plush booth and start reading. \n\nBut first - [[who are you?|cc]]

<<set $date to "cute">>Flying a kite? Literally? Even if you don't pick that particular option, damn if that isn't adorable. Cute date it is then! \n\n\n[[Pick your date!|choosedatepartner]]\n\n

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"Let our skilled specialists bring every pore in your body to life. Fully trained in cosmetology, massage, and a variety of relaxation techniques, our talented people will make your body sing." \nThere follows a list of specific offerings. \n\n[[Cleansing Beauty Treatment|beauty]]\n[[Intense Deep Massage Therapy|massage]]\n[[Tantric Chakra Alignment|tantra]]\n*\n[[Read the Romance Menu|romanceexperience]]\n[[Read the Hardcore Menu|hardcoreexperience]]

<<set $intro to "erika1">>"I guess you know your staff best," you say. \n"Does anyone here catch your eye?" she asks, waving a hand around the room. \nPretty much everyone catches your eye, including people who you're pretty sure are other customers, but you try to concentrate.\n\n<<if $prefer is "both">><<hotrsstaffmen>>\n\n<<hotrsstaffwomen>><<endif>><<if $prefer is "men">><<hotrsstaffmen>><<endif>><<if $prefer is "women">><<hotrsstaffwomen>><<endif>>\n\n[[wait, I've changed my mind|menu]]

You raise your head and Erika appears at your table before you have time to look around. You point at your choice. "Lovely. Would you like to start right away, or are you happy to chill here at the bar for a while?"\n\nYou follow her down a corridor into a small bar, bustling with all sorts of people, some of whom are wearing brightly coloured scarves with a distinctive knot. \n\nErika points them out. "The people in the scarves are our hosts, and they remove the scarves if they have been selected by a customer. You can approach any host in a scarf, or if you prefer, I can introduce you." \n\n[[Select a host yourself|datehostselect]]\n[[Let Erika set you up|datehostintro]]\n\n[[restart|Start]]

You decide you've had enough. You have a shower, using the hell out of all the provided toiletries (you don't know what a pre-cleanser is for but you're using it anyway), and ping Erika to get you a ride home. \n\n"How was your experience?" she asks, as you wait in the lobby for your car. \n\nYou have plenty to say about that. \n\nYour ride arrives and you head home, full of memories. \n\nTHE END\n\n[[dive back in!|Start]]

You start kissing down his exposed, naturally smooth chest, flicking your tongue over his erect nipples as you pull away his clothes. \n\nYou get to his belly, <<if $type is "rough">>giving him a firm nip somewhere not too sensitive<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>giving him a quick razzbert to break the intensity<<endif>><<if $type is "elegant">>drawing your breath over your tongue to create a cold tickle<<endif>>. He draws a sharp breath and runs his hand over your scalp. \n\nNuzzling his hard cock through his trousers, you pull at the buttons. Of //course// they're buttons. You lean on your elbows and tug at them, all thumbs. \n\n"Hey," Lewis quietly interrupts. He slides his hand effortlessly over the buttons and they just part. "That's not your problem." \n\n"'sok," you mumble, and carefully pull aside his underwear. Yes - it's been way, //way// too long. Lewis leans up on one elbow, eyes dilated, anticipating your next action. \n\nYou make eye contact and, not dropping it for a second, wrap your fingers around the base of his cock and run your tongue from the very bottom to the very tip. He bites his bottom lip, hard, as you slowly sink your head down, down, down. \n\nOh yeah. //Wayyyy// [[too long|woolguy-oral2]]. \n\n\n[[start again from the beginning|Start]]

Someone is making weird terrifying noises, and it must be you because Lewis is mostly about the "mmm-MMM-mmm" and the occasional gulp for air. Holy SHIT he is talented. His fingers are tapered and flexible and exaaaaaactly where you need them to be. \n\nOn one of his pauses for air you order him to lie back on the couch. "I wanna see you cum," you say, and he slides into place, opening his legs wide, leaving enough room for you to kneel next to his head and aim straight at his face. Your cock is a robust shade of purple and your balls are practically up around your ears, but you are NOT going to cum until you see Lewis absolutely cover that magnificent chest in white gold. \n\nHe opens wide and you graciously allow him to slurp on the head of your penis, his tongue giving you mild hallucinations as he caresses your balls. You intently watch his other hand, slowly tugging his erection, gradually getting faster (//slurp//) and faster (//gulp//) and faster\n\nHe pulls his lips off your head with a //ffft// noise. "Cum" he hisses, glaring at you. "When you do," you pant, and he leans forward and sucks, hard, businesslike. You're sure you have the timing right - and - \n\nUGH\n\nOn cue, as soon as fast white darts shoot out of Lewis' cock - all over his expensive jacket and shirt - you feel your own orgasm ripping through you, absolutely coating him in cum. He is //drenched//. That suit is probably not destroyed - for the price of that sort of thing it had better have some kind of anti-spluff microtechnology - but Judas Priest it is in every crevice, his lapels, his hair, his beard, even the damn buttonholes have pools forming in them. So much cum. \n\nYou drop to the floor and wrap your arm around his neck, and kiss all of it off his face. \n\n[[Sleep it off|woolguy-wrapup]]

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<<if $type is "elegant">>You're looking forward to a sophisticated experience. Even if you're not the one paying, this is a VERY expensive venue and you expect the service and presentation to be flawless.<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>The staff of the House of the Rising Son are masters of diplomacy and putting visitors at ease. You look forward to relaxing and kicking back in a fun, bubbly environment.<<endif>><<if $type is "rough">>This place looks nice, but you bet the staff could kick your arse six ways from Sunday. You're pretty sure Erika could bench press you without breaking a sweat. Fortunately, you're into that sort of thing.<<endif>>\nYou order a drink, which is swiftly delivered to your table. You sip on it whilst reading the menu options. \n\n[[Pampering experience|pampermenu]]\n[[Romantic experience|romanceexperience]]\n[[Hardcore experience|hardcoreexperience]]

"Two heads are better than one! Get down and dirty with any combination of our talented and filthy hosts."\n\n[[choose this experience|threesome-choose]]\n\n[[One on One|one]]\n[[All You Can Eat|all]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Romance Menu|romanceexperience]]\n

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"It may be a cliche, but there's a reason ye olde traditional date is so popular. Watch a movie of your choice in our intimate but full featured cinema, go dancing in the Red Parrot Ballroom, and enjoy a feast from any cuisine in the world in our five-star rated restaurant. Then retire to our apartments with your host and chill out... or heat up!"\n\n[[choose this experience|traditional-choose]]\n\n[[Cute Date|cutedate]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Hardcore Menu|hardcoreexperience]]

<<if $sex is "male">>In this story, you are male with a preference for <<if $prefer is "men">>men<<else if $prefer is "women">>women<<else>>men and women<<endif>>. \n<<else>>In this story, you are female with a preference for <<if $prefer is "men">>men<<else if $prefer is "women">>women<<else>>men and women<<endif>>.<<endif>>\n\n[[What's your type?|type]]

"You're the host," you say, looking up at him (//wayyyyy// up). "I trust you." <<if $type is "rough">>There is a slightly unnerving gleam in his eyes as he says "You do, do you?" "Yes," you say, determined. "Dish it out. I can take it."<<endif>><<if $type is "elegant">>He bows slightly and lifts your hand, kissing it as he holds your gaze. Are you blushing?<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>He smiles, broad and welcoming. "I promise you'll have a great time." He kisses your forehead.<<endif>>\n\nHe takes your hand and leads you to the chaise-longue. It's plush and red and looks like the ghost of Mae West sleeps on it. Without looking, he sits in exactly the right position to lay back on the arm and pulls you in on top of him, your knee safely placed between his impossibly long legs. \n\nYou place your hand on the arm of the chaise-longue and lower yourself. "Uh, can I - " You're not entirely sure where you're going with this. <<if $type is "rough">>He helps make up your mind by reaching up and pulling your head down into a deep, thorough kiss. By the time he's done, you've been well and //truly// kissed.<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>He smiles adorably. He has dimples! "Can you what?" he says, somewhat mischievously. "I-" Then you remember that someone, somewhere, liked you enough to pay enormously for you to be here. You take a deep breath and kiss him, awkwardly at first, before getting into your stride. He cradles your neck and kisses back, delicately, no tongue at first but then just the slightest tickle, just at the very edge of your lips. You can feel <<if $sex is "male">>your cock twitching.<<endif>><<if $sex is "female">>a sharp pain in your groin.<<endif>><<endif>><<if $type is "elegant">>You seize the moment and lean in. He pulls your collar gently but insistently and kisses you, firm and hard.<<endif>>\n\nYou come up for air.\n\n"What do you want to do?" he whispers. \n\n[[I wanna keep making out|woolguy-kiss1]]\n[[I wanna eat you up.|woolguy-oral1]] Or maybe I want //you// to eat me up.\n\n[[start your experience with Lewis again|woolguy2]]\n[[start again from the beginning|Start]] \n\n \n\n\n\n

What is up with her dancing? It's not even a pogo, more of an awkward jog on the spot. Her companions are laughing though, so it's presumably deliberate. \n\n[[Elegant Man|woolguy]] [[Beard Guy|redbeard]] [[Tattoo Guy|poolboy]]\n[[Thin Lady|redshoes]] [[Punk Rock Girl|miniskirt]] [[Tattooed Lady|koigal]]

House of the Rising Sun

What kind of person are you attracted to? Be as shallow as you like. \n\n<<radio $type "elegant">>, sophisticated, immaculately groomed\n<<radio $type "cute">>, friendly, casual\n<<radio $type "rough">> as guts with an IDGAF attitude\n\n<<button [[Continue|menu]]>>\n

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Lewis sits up, his hair just slightly mussed. <<if $type is "rough">>"Give me your cock," he demands, his voice slipping a bit to reveal a less cultured persona. "Nuh uh" you say, sliding your tongue from tip to base to taint to asshole. He is flawlessly waxed, and he almost screams as you thrust wetly into his anus. "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU FILTHY FUCKING SLUT." You're pretty sure they can hear you outside. \n\nThey're probably used to it.\n\nYou bury your face in his ass and eat as if your life depended on it, triumphing in every incoherent muffled scream. <<endif>><<if $type is "cute" OR $type is "elegant">>"Let me... I mean, you're..." \n\nYou award yourself one looooong suck and stand up to undo your flies. Lewis lets you do it, stroking himself and looking up at you with those big eyes. \n\nYou pull your trousers off and dump them somewhere, anywhere, and kneel in Lewis's lap. He reaches for you and clutches your penis up against his own. You're slightly bigger, which shouldn't matter but is still slightly gratifying, but his long fingers easily wrap around the both of you, your cocks sliding together effortlessly. You lean down and kiss him again.<<endif>>\n \n[[Sex?|woolguy-fucking1]]\n[[Keep eating|oral-male2]]\n

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You both stagger to the ensuite and enjoy a long, steaming shower together, and then test the limits of the deco bed. (They are industrially high.) After hours and hours of lovemaking, fucking, shagging and every permutation thereof, you finally curl up and sleep the sleep of the just. \n\nYou wake up alone, every muscle aching. There is a basket of toiletries on the bedside table and a note in a neat, squarish cursive. \n\n//Let us know if you want one of us to drop back in to visit... or just order breakfast in bed if you like.//\n\nYou order breakfast in bed anyway, and contemplate your options. \n\n[[I'm done. This has been a really lovely experience, so I'll wrap it up now.|end]]\n[[This was amazing... I wonder what else I could do here?|beginagain]]

"Enjoy a fun, low-pressure date with casual but high quality food, drink and fun. Let our host take you for a round of mini-golf, rack up some eight-ball or literally go fly a kite! Top it off with a burger the size of your head and a shake to match, then relax in our Lover's Lane. Make out, get hot 'n' heavy or just feel the serenity."\n\n[[choose this experience|cute-choose]]\n\n[[Traditional Date|traddate]]\n*\n[[Read the Pamper Menu|pampermenu]]\n[[Read the Hardcore Menu|hardcoreexperience]]

You stand up to take a break, reaching up and massaging your jaw. It pops satisfyingly. Lewis sits up and reaches for your cock, his expression tolerating no objections. That's fine, because you don't have any. \n\nYou plunge your hand into his soft, floppy hair - no product, it's like caressing a chinchilla - and plunge your cock into his eagerly waiting mouth. He grabs your ass, sinking his manicured nails into your skin as he pumps your cock, hard and fast. You put one foot on the chaise-longue and shove his hand towards your crotch. He gets it immediately, and dabs his fingers daintily onto his tongue to lube them up. With one hand he caresses, then penetrates, your arsehole - with the other, he frigs himself in time to every thrust of your prick. \n\n[[Sex??|woolguy-fucking1]]\n[[OH HELL NO|oral-male-finish]] //(cum in his mouth)//

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You kiss, not quite resting on Lewis' broad chest. You could go on like this forever, just making out like your life depended on it. His hands grasp your hips, sliding under the waistband of your pants, tickling over your adolescent stretch marks. You gasp a little and lift your head, and he nibbles at the base of your neck. \n\nYou ease down onto him, body to body. You can feel him becoming erect in those expensive woollen pants, but he makes no move to undo them beyond shifting a little to get comfortable. <<if $sex is "male">>Your own cock is twitching in response.<<endif>><<if $sex is "female">>You shift on his leg, feeling the very solid quads under that fabric, and gasp soundlessly.<<endif>>\n\nHe runs his broad hands up your ribcage and pulls your shirt up, flicking his thumb over your nipple. \n\n"What now?"\n\n[[seriously, I could do this all night|woolguy-kiss2]]\n[[I think I should see what's in these pants|woolguy-oral1]]\n\n\n\n\n[[start your experience with Lewis again|woolguy2]]\n[[start again from the beginning|Start]]

You lie on the couch for what seems like forever, kissing and listening to music and occasionally sending downstairs for champy. Resting in his arms, you become so ridiculously relaxed that you fall fast asleep, the regular thud of his heartbeat lulling you into complete somnolence. \n\nYou wake up in the bed you saw earlier, alone and in your underwear. There is a basket of toiletries on the bedside table and a note in a neat, squarish cursive. \n\n//Let us know if you want one of us to drop back in to visit... or just order breakfast in bed if you want.//\n\nYou order breakfast in bed anyway, and contemplate your options. \n\n[[I'm done. This has been a really lovely experience, so I'll wrap it up now.|end]]\n[[This was amazing... I wonder what else I could do here?|beginagain]]\n

Tall, dark hair, delicate hands and facial hair that falls just on the good side of sleazy.\n\n<<if $type is "elegant">>You have a very, VERY good feeling about this.<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>He may seem out of your league, but at the House of the Rising Sun, //no-one// is out of your league.<<endif>><<if $type is "rough">>You bet there's some serious raunch under that well-tailored exterior and you intend to find it.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $intro is "erika1">>Erika takes your elbow and guides you<<endif>><<if $intro is "self1">>You walk<<endif>> towards the tall man - he really does tower over everyone else in the room. He's talking to a woman in business-to-evening wear who is nodding intently, but he cuts off the conversation to raise a hand to you. Both of them are wearing brightly coloured scarves.\n\n"Welcome to the House. I'm Lewis and this is Anna (the business lady nods and smiles). Are you enjoying yourself so far?" \n\nYou nod. "May I hire you, please?" you blurt, unsure of the etiquette. \n\nHe smiles kindly and pats your shoulder. "Of course.<<if $prefer is "both">> Is this lady coming with us?", gesturing to Anna. She smiles expectantly.<<else>>" Anna nods and heads for the bar.<<endif>> \n\n<<if $prefer is "both">>\n[[oh hell yes|redwool]]\n[[errrrrr no|woolguy2]]\n<<else>>[[Go upstairs|woolguy2]]<<endif>>\n\n\n[[Elegant Man|woolguy]] [[Beard Guy|redbeard]] [[Tattoo Guy|poolboy]]\n[[Thin Lady|redshoes]] [[Punk Rock Girl|miniskirt]] [[Tattooed Lady|koigal]]\n\n

You take a few deep breaths. The House of the Rising Sun is not an experience that just any schmuck gets to have. It's expensive, has rigid standards of behaviour and a waiting list for years. You raise your head and Erika appears at your table.\n"Have you made a decision?" she asks, smiling as if she can read your mind.\nYou nod and point at the menu. "Let's do this." \nShe winks at you. "I'll also set aside some time for a deep body tissue massage later. You'll need it."\n\n<<if $type is "elegant">>[[Visit the Penguin Room|penguin1]]<<endif>><<if $type is "cute">>[[Visit the Monkey Bar|monkey1]]<<endif>><<if $type is "rough">>[[Visit the Wild Hogs Bar|hogs1]]<<endif>>\n\n[[wait, I've changed my mind|menu]]

For the purposes of your visit today, are you:\n\n<<radio $sex "male">>\n<<radio $sex "female">>\n \n<<button [[Continue|sexuality]]>>\n\n\n

<<if $prefer is "both">>"I want you to myself," you say. You turn to Anna but she waves and smiles. "It's just that a lot of people like to hire us together. I see you've got an all-access pass, so ping me if you change your mind." She winks and heads for the bar.\n\n<<endif>>Lewis removes his scarf and holds out his arm for you to take. "Shall we?" You take his arm and let him guide you through the bar. So many attractive people...\n\n[[Go upstairs|woolguy-room]]

[[A thin woman in a silk blouse and pencil skirt with red stilettoes. She is a little on the flat chested side, but her legs go on forever and ever.|redshoes]]\n\n[[A tiny girl in a miniskirt and Doc Martens with a wide mouth and an hourglass figure. She appears to be demonstrating dance moves, but they're terrible.|miniskirt]]\n\n[[A woman with sleeve tattoos of koi carp who is almost wearing a halter-neck bandage dress. Her high heeled boots reach almost to the top of her thighs.|koigal]]

You trundle upstairs in an ancient Deco elevator, which deposits you into a narrow corridor with plush green carpet and angled sconces. Lewis presses a hand to your back and guides you to the second room on the right.\n\nIt's lovely - a balcony opens onto the gardens, with dark yellow sunlight flowing into the room, a plump red chaise-longue dominating one side of the room, a large cabinet which you suspect hides a widescreen tv on the other. There is a door through which you can see a huge bed with wood panelling at head and feet. \n\nLewis picks up a remote and puts on some music. He arches a perfectly sculpted eyebrow at you for your approval. "Thanks," you affirm, and he puts the remote back on the diamond-shaped coffee table. \n\nHe walks over to you, looming pleasantly over you, and takes your hands.\n\n"What do you want?"\n\n[[take the lead|woolguy-choice]]\n[[let him seduce you|woolguy-seduce]]\n

<<set $date to "3sum">>You raise your head and as if by magic, Erika appears at your booth. \n"A game of two-up, please" you explain, waving the menu at her. \nShe takes it from you. "Please, follow me." \nYou follow her down a corridor into a small bar, bustling with all sorts of people, some of whom are wearing brightly coloured scarves with a distinctive knot. \nErika points them out. "The people in the scarves are our hosts, and they remove the scarves if they have been selected by a customer. You can approach any host in a scarf, or if you prefer, I can introduce you." \n"For what you want, some of our people work together regularly and have a particular rapport. I can introduce you to them."\n\n[[Hells yeah|3sumhostintro]]\n\n[[wait, I've changed my mind|menu]]

<<set $date to "1on1">>You raise your head and as if by magic, Erika appears at your booth. \n"I just want to have fun," you explain, waving the menu at her. \nShe takes it from you. "Please, follow me." \nYou follow her down a corridor into a small bar, bustling with all sorts of people, some of whom are wearing brightly coloured scarves with a distinctive knot. \nErika points them out. "The people in the scarves are our hosts, and they remove the scarves if they have been selected by a customer. You can approach any host in a scarf, or if you prefer, I can introduce you." \n\n[[Select a host yourself|1-1hostselect]]\n[[Let Erika set you up|1-1hostintro]]\n\n[[wait, I've changed my mind|menu]]\n\n\n

Lewis looks up at you, panting, his eyes like black pools. \n\n"Are we gonna fuck?"\n\nYou nod, panting, and he points at the TV cabinet. You go to open it - "nnnno, down" - ahh, there's a cupboard containing condoms and lube in every colour and flavour. You toss several of them aside until you find a plain one and grab a handful of condoms in their little plastic covers. \n\nLewis gives you a somewhat sardonic look as you return, which is a bit rich given that he's got his pants around his ankles and a finger in his own asshole.\n\n"Who's getting fucked here?"\n\n[[you|woolguy-fucked]]\n[[me|woolguy-fucker]]\n\n[[restart|Start]]

"I want to peel you out of these terrible clothes," you say, and he laughs at your brilliant joke, because those clothes are worth a couple of months of your salary and fit him perfectly. "Are you sure?" he says. "There's a lot of layers here."\n\n"Guess I'd better get started then."\n\nYou raise your hands to peel back the dark grey woollen coat from his shoulders. He smiles at you, his eyes twinkling with encouragement, amused at the very naked want that is definitely showing on your face. You get distracted by the feel of the wool, splaying your hands over the lapels until he reaches up and gently wraps his fingers around your wrists. You slide the coat off his wide shoulders and down to his waist, and he shakes it off and flings it to the sofa in a single practiced motion. \n\nHis suit jacket snugly embraces his narrow waist. It seems almost a shame to take it off. Maybe you won't bother. \n\nYou undo the buttons, then start on his shirt, intently keeping your eyes on your hands so you don't mess it up. His hands are stroking your shoulders, creeping perilously close to your pits (//aaah don't tickle me//) and as you get his crisp white shirt open, revealing a plain white vest. You slip your fingers underneath, sensing the subtly but definitely defined abs. \n\nIt's not clear if you're pushing or he's pulling, but either way, you end up sprawling on the plush couch, his shirt flying out of his pants. He has an outie. \n\nYou lean down and...\n\n[[make out & get handsy|woolguy-kiss1]]\n[[or go straight for the crotch|woolguy-oral1]]\n\n[[restart|Start]]

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and are you more interested in men, women or both? \n\n<<radio $prefer "men">>\n<<radio $prefer "women">>\n<<radio $prefer "both">>\n\n<<button [[Continue|continue]]>>\n

<<set $intro to "self1">>"I'll be fine. Thank you." Erika nods and disappears back to the lobby. \n\nSo many attractive people! Who do you want to pick?\n\n<<if $prefer is "both">><<hotrsstaffmen>>\n\n<<hotrsstaffwomen>><<endif>><<if $prefer is "men">><<hotrsstaffmen>><<endif>><<if $prefer is "women">><<hotrsstaffwomen>><<endif>>\n\n[[Actually, I've changed my mind|menu]]\n\n

<<set $date to "traditional">>An old fashioned date sounds like just the thing. \n\n[[Pick your date!|choosedatepartner]]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[[restart|Start]]

Ms .45

Well, he's only a little bit terrifying. Maybe if you let him win at pool he'll leave one or two bones unbroken.\n\n<<if $intro is "erika1">>Erika takes your elbow and guides you<<endif>><<if $intro is "self1">>You try to saunter confidently over to the pool table. You're not a dreadful player, so you put a coin on the edge.<<endif>> \n\n[[Elegant Man|woolguy]] [[Beard Guy|redbeard]] [[Tattoo Guy|poolboy]]\n[[Thin Lady|redshoes]] [[Punk Rock Girl|miniskirt]] [[Tattooed Lady|koigal]]

<<set $intro to "erika1">>"I guess you know your staff best," you say. \n"Does anyone here catch your eye?" she asks, waving a hand around the room. \nPretty much everyone catches your eye, including people who you're pretty sure are other customers, but you try to concentrate.\n<<if $prefer is "both">><<hotrsstaffmen>>\n\n<<hotrsstaffwomen>><<endif>><<if $prefer is "men">><<hotrsstaffmen>><<endif>><<if $prefer is "women">><<hotrsstaffwomen>><<endif>>\n\n[[Actually, I've changed my mind|menu]]

Intense deep massage with an emphasis on invigoration and renewal\n\n\n[[choose this experience|massage-choose]]\n\n[[Cleansing Beauty Treatment|beauty]]\n[[Tantric Chakra Alignment|tantra]]\n*\n[[Read the Romance Menu|romanceexperience]]\n[[Read the Hardcore Menu|hardcoreexperience]]\n\n