Good. Get out of here.
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Do what you want, but please don't cry later when feminists yell at you.
Aside from the obvious crime of being offensive, this shirt suffers from several other crimes against fashion. \n\n1. It's inappropriate in a professional setting. \n\n2. It's ugly. \n\n3. Solids read better on camera. \n\nHave you taken it off yet?\n\n[[Yes ma'am|we good]]\n\n[[No way! I'm a REBEL, and my cause is NAKED LADY SHIRTS!|ugh]]
No they don't. \n\n"Why not? I think I look pretty [[bangin' in it.|naked ladies shirt 3]] Isn't that what matters? I thought fashion was all about wearing what makes you feel good!"
TAKE IT OFF NOW!\n\n"But," you are probably thinking to yourself right now, "It's a [[hilarious shirt!|naked ladies shirt 2]] Everyone loves it!"
Do what you want, but please don't cry when you don't make any Best Dressed lists. \n
Is it a logo for your place of work, whom you are representing?\n\n[[Yes|we good]]\n\n[[No|words shirt 2]]
Do you have a bit part in a TV show as a strip club manager or as an offensive stereotype of a nerd? \n\n[[Yes|we good]]\n\n[[No|naked ladies shirt 1]]
Congratulations! You have been given an important TV/livestream assignment. You're gonna be famous! But what do you WEAR!? \n\nI know fashion is hard, but don't worry, I'm here for you. Follow these simple steps and I guarantee you will nail that media appearance and not look like a total douchecanoe. \n\n[[Start here.|Phase 1]]
Does your shirt have naked ladies on it? (Be they anime, pin-up, whatever.)\n\n[[Yes|phase 2]]\n\n[[No|naked ladies shirt no]]\n\nOR/\n\nDoes your shirt have words on it? \n\n[[Yes|words shirt 1]]\n\n[[No|we good]]
Yo, Should I Wear This Shirt On Camera? \n\nA Game of FASHION
It's probably a really tacky shirt, so I'm vetoing it. \n\nHave you changed yet? \n\n[[Yep!|we good]]\n\n[[No|ugh 2]]
Megan Patterson\n@mk_patter
Be honest, The Birth of Venus totally counts. \n\n[[You caught me|naked ladies shirt 1]]\n\n[[No, really!|we good]]