Tyrolean Degustation

**Tyrolean Degustation** //Tiroler Degustation Dégustation au Tyrol// An exquisite & tasty experience Are you ready for a mountainous degustation? [[Yesssss!|ja1]] [[Beware! Nooooo!|nein1]] [[What?!|was1]]

Your encouraging answer will lead you to new dimensions for opening your mind (and lungs). (display: "cableway")

Your answer is proof that you need to become a bit braver, therefore we ~~force~~ grant you a highly encouraging experience that you will never forget, unless you enjoy a certain amount of alcoholic drinks. (display: "cableway")

Yes, lucky are the people who have no idea of what is going on and just will follow their ~~mal~~benevolent friends. (display: "cableway")

Based on your extremely intelligent choice you were led by at least one highly flammable person (if we can rely on the weird wisdom of an ancient inhabitant) to the foot of a mountain and you are glad that your mediocre self-consciousness is pushed forward with a luxurious cableway that brings you to the top of a mountain. Hiking this way is easy, isn't it? [[Yesssss!|ja2]] [[Beware! Nooooo!|nein2]] [[What?!|was2]]

We are glad that you still have enough courage in you to be that optimistic (and we hope that you are not as lazy as the author to just stupidly repeat yourself). (display: "zirbe")

We appreciate your honesty, but do not really care. It is fun to torture you anyway. (display: "zirbe")

Still no idea of what is going on, you give proof of your naiveté (as we may charmingly name your behaviour), but cannot prevent what is next to come. (display: "zirbe")

So the time has come to move your body by your one capabilities (preferably by using your feet). As nature wants to preserve your health and avoid heart attacks or hyperventilation because of the unbelievable view of gorgeous mountains, it has deliberately put some fluffy clouds in the air to keep you cosy and calm. Not distracted by the view it is finally time to start walking. To keep you motivated the path was named after some delicious schnaps, which really keeps you going and your mood higher than the mountain you are going to climb. [[How wonderful this is. I could go on and on and on and on...|on]] [[Damn it, I'm hungry.|hungry]] [[What?!|was3]]

We appreciate your enthusiasm but cannot risk that you drop with exhaustion (rescue measures would be just too annoying) and therefore grant you a short break. [[OK|ok1]]

It is our pleasure to offer you the option of filling you stomach with mountainous food. [[OK|ok1]]

We completely understand your confusion. This is the effect nature can have on some benighted minds. [[OK|ok1]]

We interrupt our programme for a short BREAK You can help yourself with food & drinks (in exchange for some money) and enjoy the surroundings. [[As time goes by|time]]

We regret to inform you that it is time to take a break from the break and move on. The peak that is coming into view must be climbed. This has been foretold by some ancient writings that had been destroyed by using them as paper for cigarettes. [[Go up|up1]] [[Go down|down1]] [[What?!|was4]]

You feel tired from the break but start walking again more and more directly into the direction of the peak. (display: "peak")

We regret to tell you that you choose the wrong direction, which is unfortunately not an option to choose. Therefore we kindly redirect you to the first option. (display: "peak")

We still understand your confusion and recommend just following everyone who has chosen the first option (we know, life can be so complicated). (display: "peak")

Congratulations! You have reached the top of a mountain and you are not too exhausted for chatting, breathing and drinking schnaps. That's the spirit! [[Yay!|yay]]

We interrupt our programme again for a short (or even longer) BREAK If you brought food & drinks with you, you have something to enjoy and distract you from the wonderful view around you. ___/\__/\/\_/\___/\_/\/\__/\_/\__ //(dramatised impression of the mountains (or the cardiac frequenzy of some hiking fellow))// [[Hmmmm|hm]]

Although the movement of the clouds has a pretty hypnotising effect on you it is finally time to move your body again. At least you have gravity on your side now. [[Go down|down2]] [[Go up|up2]] [[What?!|was5]] [[Fourth option|vier]]

You start walking down to the bottom of everything. (display: "night")

We can understand that the thin air on the peak is starting to affect the capabilities of your brain and kindly guide you to the first option. (display: "night")

Just remember: Always follow the people who choose the first option. (display: "night")

A fourth choice is indeed an unexpected option. Even the author does not know, what to do with it, which means that it has no purpose at all. (Please do not accept our apologies for this stupid distraction.) (display: "night")

So you follow a nice little path decorated with stones down to your first final destination. (Some over-motivated parts of your group decide to make a detour, but still do not really reach higher spheres or illumination and finally meet up with the rest of the group again.) As a formidable conclusion of this day you find a comfortable place to stay and spend a wonderful evening with eating, drinking and indulging in highly non-philosophical discussions about demons and schnaps until the night surrounds you. [[NIGHT and what is next to come|day2]]

As the saying goes: „The early mountaineer is catching a breakfast“, you throw your tired cadaver out of the bed and put yourself (more or less) together again. The sunny weather obliges you to use it for taking another walk. You just need to choose the region for your further steps. [[Explore the same mountain range a bit more|explore]] [[Let's taste some other mountains|other]] [[Go to Mars|mars]]

Sounds intriguing, but for a first excursion you have seen enough and we are confident that your brain can cope with some more new impressions before overheating. (display: "tour2")

As you wish, dear fellow! (display: "tour2")

Maybe next time. (display: "tour2")

So you decide to leave this area and go down until you are stuck in civilisation up to your //elbows//. No mean means of transport carry you to your next assortment of mountains and you can start hiking again. Due to your gained experience level, we raise the degree of difficulty a bit by adding sun & heat (if it makes you feel better, see it as a challenge and not as torture). [[Walk|walk]] [[Sit|sit]] [[What?!|was6]]

An excellent idea. After walking a while you have earned the option to rest a bit. (display: "kloster")

Of course you can sit down, but first you need to walk a while. On such holy grounds it is not allowed to put your butt everywhere. (display: "kloster")

Ah, we already thought, we had lost you. Just keep following all the others. (display: "kloster")

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After wandering through a charming and mostly harmless forest (no witches, no gnomes, but only some harvesting Italians) it is time for a short break, which we do not include here, because it is really short. Only a short time after the short break the summit of the day is yours. You cannot eat it, therefore you are content with eating what it has to offer and feel more pious with every bite you take. Filled with food and surrounded by many strange people the beginning of the end is near. Your final steps lead you to your salvation (forget ascension, descending is the funnier option). You just sit down and relax, you are safely guided down to the bottom of the mountain. [[This was great!|great]] [[Damn it! I missed the speed.|speed]] [[What?!|was7]]

We are glad, that you are glad and let you rest in peace until the next hiking tour is waiting for you. [[END|end]]

We know, you need opponents, not victims, but as long as there are no options to overtake slow people on one rail track, you will have to cultivate your sense of patience (alternate option: getting drunk makes you slow as well). [[END|end]]

Yes, unbelievable it is, isn't it? [[END|end]]