So...you want to make a game

Do you have an idea? [[yes]]/[[no]]

Is it an orginal idea? [[of course]] [[no, I need licensing]]

Okay...are you sure you want to make a game? [[Totally, I am a genius of all things that go into making a game.]] [[Not, really.]]

Is it about vampires? [[sort of]] [[vampires are so 2009]]

Do you have the license? [[Of course, what kind of asshole do you think I am?]] [[You only need a license once the game is finished.]]

What kind of game do you want to make? [[indie]]/[[AA]]/[[AAA]]

[[TEXT based]] or [[like a whole thing with art and graphics and levels and programming and marketing and the need for a com dev and QA]]?

So, you will need [[like a whole thing with art and graphics and levels and programming and marketing and the need for a com dev and QA]]

So...you will need [[like a whole thing with art and graphics and levels and programming and marketing and the need for a com dev and QA]]

Go for it. I did. Oh, shit do that give you a [[new idea]]?

Do you know how to do any of that other shit? [[Totally, I am a genius of all things that go into making a game.]] [[Not, really. I understand that I have certain skills but am not deluded enough to think I could do it all on my own.]]

[[So...you want to make a game]]

Good luck. You seem like the kind of person who wouldn't listen to other people tell you what to do anyway. But, you shouldn't quit your day job. Oh, shit did that just give you a [[new idea]]?

Do you have money to pay sub-contractors or hire a staff? [[Of course, I would never expect people to work for free.]] [[My idea is so awesome that people will want to work for me for free and if they don't I'll get interns and people who will work for "exposure".]]

Awesome. Tell me more about your [[idea]].

Fuck you. You fucking, fuck. Oh, shit, I really hope that didn't that give you a [[new idea]].

It's not really my thing. But, good luck building the right team and let me know if you have a [[new idea]].

Great, just wanted to make sure you weren't the kind of dumbass who would spend like a million dollars and ten years making a game you would have to reskin and rewrite at the last minute so you don't get sued. So...what kind of game do you want to make? [[indie]]/[[AA]]/[[AAA]]

I...I don't think, I can talk to you anymore. Let me know if you have a [[new idea]].

Let me know if you get a [[new idea]].