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It's the summer, you're a student at the University of Missouri and are taking some summer classes as well as working a part time job. You wake up to your alarm clock ringing, showing you it's 7:00AM. Do you...
[[Wake up and go workout]]
[[Hit the snooze button for 15 more minutes of sleep]]
[[Reset the alarm for 8:30AM to even more sleep]]
Would you rather [[Go on a run]] or [[Go to the gym]]
You doze off until the alarm rings again which you reluctantly hit the switch and turn off the alarm thinking you'll get up. But you don't. You doze back off but this time you have no alarm to wake you up. You wake up at 9:45AM only 15 minutes before your class starts. What do you do?
[[Throw on some clothes and hurry to class|Hurry]]
[[Skip class and take the day off|Skip]]You have class at 10:00AM. You have enough time to get some breakfast.
[[Scramble up some eggs and bacon]]
[[Grab a bowl of cereal|cereal]]
[[Go grab a McGriddle and hashbrowns|McGriddle]]You walk out the door and begin to stretch. You don't live in the best neighborhood, there isn't crime everyday but there is poverty and desperate people make poor decisions. As you're stretching your next door neighbor walks out to check his mailbox. He walks out to the road when suddenly two teenagers walk up behind him with a plank of wood looking very aggressive.
[[Grab the baseball bat in your garage and run over to help|Bat]]
[[Hide and keep yourself out of danger|Hide]]
You get in your car and head down the road to Planet Fitness, as you're driving your friend Gary asks if you are working out today. You both work out together occasionally but usually you work out better if you go alone because you don't have any distractions...
[[Invite Gary to work out with you today]]
[[Don't text Gary back and act like you're asleep]]You text Gary to meet you at planet fitness. When he gets there you realize why you like working out alone. He wont stop talking and you find yourself not really getting a lot done. He asks you if you want to go fishing later in the day
[[Tell him you will|fishing]]
[[Realize you've spent enough time with him for one day|no]]
You get inside and begin working out, but as you're doing your usual 20 push ups you see Gary in the corner of the room.
[[Talk to him and act like you didn't see the text|act]]
[[Decide to leave and hope he doesn't see you|run]]
You begin to cook the eggs and bacon, your stomach growling at you thanks to the smell. You really love the smell so you get closer to capture the aroma. The bacon grease is sizzling, you're in heaven. After it is done, you grab a glass of milk and enjoy eating a fine breakfast. You take a shower and look at the clock and it's 9:35, plenty of time to get to class.
[[Drive to class|class]]You reach for the coffee in the drive thru, as you're driving towards the exit of the parking lot you try and switch hands, the cap wasn't on ! It burns and burns giving you 2nd degree burns as you scramble trying to get out of the car. You end up driving home in your underwear and draw yourself a cold bath. Before you know it you look at the clock and it's 9:45PM. You can either power through the pain and hurry to class or treat your burns and skip class.
[[Go to class|Hurry]]
[[Treat your burns|Treat]]
You park at 10:00, you know you'll be late but you keep hurrying. You aren't tired so you don't want to go back to sleep, instead you have a choice between watching t.v and doing homework, and playing xbox.
[[Watch t.v|t.v]]
[[Play xbox|xbox]]
You grab some ointment to put on your burns to make sure it doesn't get infected, you spend a couple of hours icing it and watching Game of Thrones until Gary texted you asking if you wanted to go fishing. You tell him what happened and he tells you how stupid you are. Fishing isn't too much work, so you could even with the burn
[[Go fishing with Gary|fishing]]
[[Stay home|stay]]
You run into the garage and grab your baseball bat. You charge at the two boys and before they can do anything to the old man you scare them off. You feel like a hero, the old man invites you into his house for breakfast and you kindly accept. His wife makes you bacon and eggs and it's one of the best breakfasts you've had in weeks. You have 30 minutes to decide if you want to go to class.
[[Get ready for class|class]]
[[Take the day off as reward|Skip]]You hide in the garage like the coward you are... shame. Now the old man is lying out there on the ground with a gash on the back of his head. You go and check on him, help him inside, and bandage him up as much as you know how to. You make sure he's alright. You don't have time to go on a run and after seeing that happen, you don't really want to.
[[Go get ready for class|cereal]]
When you arrive to class there are two seats open, one next to the girl you have a crush on or the back in the corner next to the guy who snores.
[[Sit next to Anna|anna]]
[[Sit next to Snorlax|snorlax]]
You spend a little bit of time watching t.v but get caught up in it and your cereal ends up getting soggy. You still eat it, just doesn't taste as good.You go up to him and he asks why you didn't text him back, you say you hadn't checked your phone but he realizes you have headphones in. He gets angry and grabs a 45 pound weight and bashes your head in out of a roid rage incident for you blowing him off.
Oh dear, you're dead!
<img Src= "https://afinde-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/49f699f6-c052-4807-998c-7767712721db.jpg"/>You dip back behind the front counter, hoping he didn't see you. You get in your car and get back home with plenty of time to spare and decide to head back home and whip up some breakfast.
[[Eat cereal|cereal]]
[[Make eggs and bacon|Scramble up some eggs and bacon]]
You text Gary letting him know you'll pick him up in a little bit. After picking him up he tells you to go to his grandparents farm right off the road. When you both get in the boat with your 6 pack of coors, you make sure your burn is covered up so no nasty water gets on it. You cast out and hope for a bite.
[[Take a drink of your coors|drink]][[Play xbox|xbox]]
[[Go back and watch more t.v|t.v]]You take a drink of the beer and after finishing that one both you and Gary decide to shotgun one of the other beers. As you both are leaning over the edge of the boat you fall in and start laughing at how stupid you probably looked. When climbing back in the boat you feel a sharp pain on your butt, you just got bit by a snapping turtle!! You get out and tell Gary you're probably going home instead so you go home. You bandage up your wounds and lay down on your bed, obviously on your stomach.
[[Do homework and watch t.v|t.v]]
[[Play some xbox to distract you from the pain|xbox]]
You pop in the disc and sit down to enjoy some down time. As you're sitting down you hear a zap noise from the console and it goes blank. You walk up to it and try to wiggle the power cable when ZZZZPP! You feel electricity running through your body and fall to the ground. Everything goes black.
Oh dear, you're dead!
<img Src= "https://afinde-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/49f699f6-c052-4807-998c-7767712721db.jpg"/>You turn on the t.v and do some homework while you have spongebob on in the background. You have a project coming up so you know you'd better get crackin on that. After a little bit of working you get a text from Anna who's in your class asking where you are. You tell her what happened and she feels bad for you. She asks if you'd like her to bring you smoothie king.
[[Tell her yes|yes]]
[[Leave her on read|nope]]
You tell him you have other things to do, and won't be able to. He seems mad but he doesn't care too much. You go back home and get ready for class.
[[eat cereal|cereal]]
[[go to McDonalds|McGriddle]]
You start talking to Anna and you all get to talking about what you're doing later. You suggest that you both get something to eat afterwards and that you'll drive. She is reluctant at first but you suggest Smoothie King and she said it's one of her favorites so of course. She suggests she can drive.
[[Tell her that you'll drive|driver]]
[[Allow her to drive|passenger]]
You sit down and within five minutes this guy is snoring just loud enough for you to hear it, and you're the only one that does. It drives you insane and makes you want to just hit him, but you know you can't do that. You power through it until he lifts his head up and sneezes all over your notes! You get furious and slap him in the face with the mucousy paper. He ends up getting mad and sitting on you for revenge. You get crushed and before anyone could notice your neck breaks and you die.
Oh dear, you're dead!
<img Src= "https://afinde-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/49f699f6-c052-4807-998c-7767712721db.jpg"/>She knocks on your door about 45 minutes later and you struggle over to the door. You guys hang out and end up having a good time. You guys talk about what you're doing on your projects in class and what happened in class so you didn't miss anything. She leaves about an hour and a half later, and you feel good about yourself and are glad you spilled the coffee on your lap.
[[Text her thanks for the smoothie|thanks]]
[[Be happy with what happened and take nap|nap]]You just don't feel like having company right now, you go and play some xbox to take your mind off of the pain.
[[Play xbox|xbox]]You text her and you both get to talking about random things such as what you guys like to do in your spare time, whats happening in life, etc. She ends up leaving you on read after about an hour of talking and you end up falling asleep waiting for her to text back. You end up waking up to a message on your phone of her asking when you both will hang out again. This was a good sign. You feel like today was well accomplished.
The End
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You fall asleep and wake up a couple of hours later, hoping she had texted you. She hadn't so you feel really sad and decide to go buy yourself a bottle of jack to drink away your sorrows. As you are leaving the liquor store with the bottle you open it up and take some swigs from it. You get pulled over by the cops and immediately your heart is racing because for one you have a fake i.d and two you are driving drunk underage. As he talks to you he smells the alcohol on your breath.
Oh dear, you're arrested!
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You drive her in your mom van to Smoothie King, she gives you a hard time but it's playing to your advantage. When you get there you all hit it off and have a good time slurping down some smoothies. When you're done you have a decision to make.
[[Pay for her|pay]]
[[Just pay for yourself|dont pay]]
You let her drive and start listening to some pop station on the radio. She gets carried away and starts singing really loudly and dancing not really paying attention to the road. As you are coming up to a light a really big high note comes on and she tries to hit it, but she doesn't realize the stoplight had turned red. She zooms on through the intersection and you guys get t-boned on the passenger side.
Oh dear, you're dead!
<img Src= "https://afinde-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/49f699f6-c052-4807-998c-7767712721db.jpg"/>You pay for her and she seems very happy about it (who wouldn't be). As you are dropping her off you really want to ask her to go out again tomorrow but you decide to play it cool. She gets out of the car and you go home feeling good about yourself. When you get home you decide to text her and feel out what she thinks of you.
[[Text her|thanks]]You pay first and only pay for your own drink, and she gives you this look. You are ballin on a budget and you guys aren't dating or anything so you think she understands. She ends up leaving you on read when you text her later in the night so you decide to take a nap and see if she answers.
[[Take a nap|nap]]