receptors seem to switch back on after being buried for what feels like the longest time.\n\nThe bedding tingles against your skin.\n\nYou can't stop giggling.\n\n[[...|credits]]

Good choice.\n\nYou squirt a generous amount of bubble bath on the [[sponge.|sponge1]]\n\nYou get all bubbly and rinse. Time for the [[shaving gel.|gel1]]

Moving on, you squirt a generous amount of bubble bath on the [[sponge.|sponge1 1]]\n\nYou get all bubbly and rinse. Time for the [[shaving gel.|gel1 1]]

Oh no! You've nicked your ankle!\n\nIt doesn't hurt, it's just [[annoying|annoy 1]]. You take a breath, remind yourself it's not a race, and carry on.\n\nYou might have used too much shaving gel on this one. It's everywhere. Still, you're getting there, just the [[back of the knee to go...|success2 1]]

the bath water gets too cold and you freeze to death.

You sort of do a few strokes up, a few down. Both seem to be working imperfectly? You probably should have just done your lower legs and left it at that.\n\nToo late now!\n\nYou shave off the last few hairs you can feel. It seems to have gone well you think?\n\nYOU SHAVED YOUR UPPER RIGHT LEG AND IT WENT OK?!\n\nCONGRATULATIONS!\n\n[[Change Legs!|Left2]]

and done.\n\nWOW!\n\n~YOU SHAVED YOUR LEGS!~\n\nCONGRATULATIONS!\n\n[[Exit|exit]] the bath tub.

As you go to grab the bottle your leg brushes against your bedding [[and|fabric]]

You run your hands over your leg. Wonderful work.\n\nYOU SHAVED YOUR LOWER LEFT LEG WITH MINIMAL BLOOD LOSS!\n\nCONGRATULATIONS!\n\n[[Move Up!|Upleft2]]

A bead of sweat forms on your brow and for a moment you're like, oh wow I am concentrating so intensely a literal cartoon cliche bead of sweat formed.\n\nThen you remember it's just really hot in here.\n\nOne more pass [[and...|success1 1]]

It's annoying because you thought you were going pretty slowly and you thought you were taking care but apparently not.\n\nYou take a breath, remind yourself it's not a race, and carry on.\n\nYou might have used too much shaving gel on this one. It's everywhere. Still, you're getting there, just the [[back of the knee to go...|success2 1]]

You drag the razor in short strokes, rinsing it off every few goes. Starting at your ankle and working your way up, you can already tell this is going way better than last time. You slow down when you reach your knees, [[concentrating|concentrate 1]] on taking out the rogue hairs here and there, and also not nicking yourself.\n\nOne more pass [[and...|success1 1]]

You entomb your leg in what could be plaster casting but isn't. That would be weird, having a plaster cast of your leg. Katy Perry did a plaster cast of her boobs that one time and that's a bit strange but I think she did it for charity or something so.\n\nUh, anyway. Your leg is totally covered in shaving gel.\n\nTime for the [[razor.|razor1 1]]

You entomb your leg in what could be plaster casting but isn't. That would be weird, having a plaster cast of your leg. Katy Perry did a plaster cast of her boobs that one time and that's a bit strange but I think she did it for charity or something so.\n\nUh, anyway. Your leg is totally covered in shaving gel.\n\nTime for the [[razor.|razor1]]

The shaving gel you're using today is part of the sensitive skin range. You don't really know if you have sensitive skin, or how you'd tell if you do, but if you do then good choice and if not no harm done. Presumably?\n\nYou [[pick up|razor2]] the razor.

Ooh, the canister's nearly empty. You squeeze the last of the gel out of the pump and apply it carefully to your upper leg. You're thinking about that canister from Jurassic Park again. How did it have room for shaving foam AND dino dna? Crazy.\n\nAnyway, shaving. Your success up to this point has given you confidence - you're basically an old pro at this. You could rewrite the [[wikihow article|http://www.wikihow.com/Shave-Your-Legs-(Male)]] on leg shaving. You could go on [[Yahoo Answers|http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090106101708AAiB7lC]] and give people all the tips and tricks they need. You could make the [[Youtube tutorials|http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmSL_DPVhvA]] that people look up when they're like, I've never shaved my legs before, how do I shave my legs? \n\nActually, considering how you're contorted and where the razor is [[right this second|done]], maybe hold off on that Youtube video.

Oh right. You're probably gonna want to moisturise your sleek and amazing legs now, right?\n\nBetter grab that bottle of moisturiser over [[there.|brush]]

Ooh, the canister's nearly empty. You squeeze the last of the gel out of the pump and apply it carefully to your upper leg. You're thinking about that canister from Jurassic Park again. How did it have room for shaving foam AND dino dna? Crazy.\n\nAnyway, shaving. Your success up to this point has given you confidence - you're basically an old pro at this. You could rewrite the [[wikihow article|http://www.wikihow.com/Shave-Your-Legs-(Male)]] on leg shaving. You could go on [[Yahoo Answers|http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090106101708AAiB7lC]] and give people all the tips and tricks they need. You could make the [[Youtube tutorials|http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmSL_DPVhvA]] that people look up when they're like, I've never shaved my legs before, how do I shave my legs? \n\nActually, considering how you're contorted and where the razor is [[right this second|done]], maybe hold off on that Youtube video.

You make sure the coast is clear like an extremely obvious thief would, then go to sniff the sponge. Unfortunately in your excitement you end up getting bubbles up your nose and in your mouth! Whoops.\n\nAnyway, that [[shaving thing...|gela]]

You squirt a lot of the strawberry bubblebath/gel onto the sponge. Most of the bubbles have dissappated from the bath and that makes you sad. But you have mostly super smooth legs right now, so there's that.\n\n[[Shaving gel time!|gel8]]

And now it will, right? You've set aside a nice chunk of time, the bath is full of water that is probably way too hot but whatever; there's hella bubbles in there as well, and that's what matters.\n\n[[Get in the bath.|Bath]]

You jump out of the bath, and towel yourself dry. You take care to gently pad your legs off, and cross the landing to your room.\n\nLock the door, [[OBVIOUSLY.|OBVS]]

Super Leg Shaver II Turbo

Then a [[foot.|foot]]

You run your hands over your leg. Wonderful work.\n\nYOU SHAVED YOUR LOWER LEFT LEG WITH MINIMAL BLOOD LOSS!\n\nCONGRATULATIONS!\n\n[[Move Up!|Upleft2 1]]

Alright, upper leg time. Lathering yourself up you wonder how to do this bit in a way that is at least...mildly dignified? Can it be done? Hmm.\n\nApplying the gel, you make sure to get right under there. There's no dignified way to do this.\n\n[[Let's get it over with.|razor3]]

Surrounding the bath you have the following:\n\n- a bottle of strawberry bubble bath/shower gel (it smells AMAZING).\n- a canister of shaving gel. It cannot be used to hold dinosaur DNA samples.\n- two (just in case) three-blade razors.\n\nSo, where would you like to start?\n\n[[Left Leg|Left1]]\n\n-or-\n\n[[Right Leg|Right1]]

You sort of do a few strokes up, a few down. Both seem to be working imperfectly? You probably should have just done your lower legs and left it at that.\n\nToo late now!\n\nYou shave off the last few hairs you can feel. It seems to have gone well you think?\n\nYOU SHAVED YOUR UPPER LEFT LEG AND IT WENT OK?!\n\nCONGRATULATIONS!\n\n[[Change Legs!|Right2]]

Alright, upper leg time. Lathering yourself up you wonder how to do this bit in a way that is at least...mildly dignified? Can it be done? Hmm.\n\nApplying the gel, you make sure to get right under there. There's no dignified way to do this.\n\n[[Let's get it over with.|razor3 1]]

made/written by [[Jonn Hill|http://www.twitter.com/jonnhill]]\n\nfor [[naked twine game jam|http://pathofnowandforever.tumblr.com/post/72468667237/naked-twine-jam-lets-make-games-together]]\n\nALTERNATE ENDING UNLOCKED!\n[[-click here to view-|altend]]

You make sure the coast is clear like an extremely obvious thief would, then go to sniff the sponge. Unfortunately in your excitement you end up getting bubbles up your nose and in your mouth! Whoops.\n\nAnyway, that [[shaving thing...|gel2]]

A bead of sweat forms on your brow and for a moment you're like, oh wow I am concentrating so intensely a literal cartoon cliche bead of sweat formed.\n\nThen you remember it's just really hot in here.\n\nOne more pass [[and...|success1]]

Wait...do you need to go up or down here? Like it was kind of obvious before but it isn't so clear here. You need to grab your phone and look this up on Youtube.\n\nNo. [[You've got this.|success3 1]]

You run your hand up and down your lower right leg. Silky smooth under your hands, except for that bit, hold on...got it.\n\nYOU SHAVED YOUR LOWER RIGHT LEG!\n\nCONGRATULATIONS!\n\n[[Move Up|Upright2 2]]

Oh no! You've nicked your ankle!\n\nIt doesn't hurt, it's just [[annoying|annoy]]. You take a breath, remind yourself it's not a race, and carry on.\n\nYou might have used too much shaving gel on this one. It's everywhere. Still, you're getting there, just the [[back of the knee to go...|success2]]

Wait...do you need to go up or down here? Like it was kind of obvious before but it isn't so clear here. You need to grab your phone and look this up on Youtube.\n\nNo. [[You've got this.|success3]]

You run your hand up and down your lower right leg. Silky smooth under your hands, except for that bit, hold on...got it.\n\nYOU SHAVED YOUR LOWER RIGHT LEG!\n\nCONGRATULATIONS!\n\n[[Move Up|Upright1]]

You drag the razor in short strokes, rinsing it off every few goes. Starting at your ankle and working your way up, you can already tell this is going way better than last time. You slow down when you reach your knees, [[concentrating|concentrate]] on taking out the rogue hairs here and there, and also not nicking yourself.\n\nOne more pass [[and...|success1]]

You squirt a lot of the strawberry bubblebath/gel onto the sponge. Most of the bubbles have dissappated from the bath and that makes you sad. But you have mostly super smooth legs right now, so there's that.\n\n[[Shaving gel time!|gel8 1]]

It's annoying because you thought you were going pretty slowly and you thought you were taking care but apparently not.\n\nYou take a breath, remind yourself it's not a race, and carry on.\n\nYou might have used too much shaving gel on this one. It's everywhere. Still, you're getting there, just the [[back of the knee to go...|success2]]

You lather up and scrub your leg. These bubbles smell so good! Mainly because strawberries are amazing, obviously.\n\nThe smell is kind of distracting. Do you take a deep whiff of the [[sponge|sniff1]] or carry on [[prepping your gams?|gela]]

Moving on, you scrub those bubbles into your other leg. These bubbles smell so good! Mainly because strawberries are amazing, obviously.\n\nThe smell is kind of distracting. Do you take a deep whiff of the [[sponge|sniff2]] or carry on [[prepping your gams?|gel2]]

OK, take two. The last time you tried this was also the first time. It, uh...well, it could have gone [[better.|better]]

Then the rest.\n\nYou are aware that you might actually be cooking.\n\nLet's get [[started.|started]]

you feel every nuance of the fabrics against your bare skin [[as|nerve]]

You carefully, gently, sneak a [[toe|toe]] in.

The shaving gel you're using today is part of the sensitive skin range. You don't really know if you have sensitive skin, or how you'd tell if you do, but if you do then good choice and if not no harm done. Presumably?\n\nYou [[pick up|razor2 1]] the razor.

This sponge by the way, it's like, what if those giant sponges they make for people to scrub down their cars were actually for people? Wouldn't that be great? Well we made a sponge that is basically that.\n\nIt's luxurious as fuck.\n\nYou get all bubbly and rinse. Time for the [[shaving gel.|gel1 1]]

This sponge by the way, it's like, what if those giant sponges they make for people to scrub down their cars were actually for people? Wouldn't that be great? Well we made a sponge that is basically that.\n\nIt's luxurious as fuck.\n\nYou get all bubbly and rinse. Time for the [[shaving gel.|gel1]]