DRAFT

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/opening%20scene%20high%20res_zpsbwqpryfv.jpg" alt="Spaceship" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> ON THE SIXTH DAY YOU COME ACROSS A STRANGE PLANET. THERE'S A MILD BEEPING, A LIGHT BLINKING. [[ZOOM AWAY, YOU ARE NEEDED ELSEWHERE]] [[TRY TO CONNECT OVER THE SOUND WAVES]] [[LAND WITH ARROGANCE]]

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/trash%20planet_zpsi1btqfov.png" alt="Space" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU FLY AWAY, LIKE A SCARED LITTLE THING. SOON AFTER, TRASH IS HURLED AT YOU. IT PUSHES YOU OFF COURSE, YOU LAND ON ANOTHER PLANET. THE NEW PLANET SWALLOWS YOU WHOLE. YOU LIVE ON AS A BITTER GHOST.

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/opening%20scene%20high%20res_zpsbwqpryfv.jpg" alt="Spaceship" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> BEEP BEEP BEEP "HELLO ALERT PLANET. I AM A PERSON. WOULD LOVE TO CONNECT." BOOP BOOP BOOP "YES HUMAN EARTHLING. WE ARE NOT OF EARTH BUT WE ARE IMPORTANT. WE ARE THE TRASH PLANET. WE ARE THE TRASH PEOPLE." "HELLO TRASH PEOPLE I AM A HUMAN BEING." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO OUR PLANET?" [["YES"]] [["NO I HATE TRASH AND I HATE YOU."]]

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/angry%20trash%20people_zpsl7dll8m4.png" alt="Angry Trash People" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU LAND AND ALL AROUND IS YELLING. LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE YELLING. THEY LOOK WEIRD AND THEY ARE MAD. ONE SLOWLY TURNS TO YOU AND STARTS YELLING: "WHO THE HECK ARE YOU WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. ARMS UP TRASH PEOPLE! ARMS UP!" THE CROWD OF TRASH PEOPLE TURN TOWARDS YOU WITH ANGER. [[RESPOND WITH ANGER.]] [[TRY TO STOP THEM FROM KILLING YOU.]]

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/trash%20people%20greeting%20high%20res_zpsfiajuoxp.png" alt="Trash People" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU LAND GRACEFULLY ON TRASH PLANET. BEAUTIFUL MUSIC IS PLAYING AND YOU ARE GREETED WITH HONORS. SOMEONE GIVES YOU A PIECE OF TRASH. SOMEONE KISSES YOUR FEET. YOU CAN FEEL SOMEONE LOVING YOU, THERE IS LOVE ALL AROUND. BEAUTIFUL TRASH PLANET. [[SOMEONE APPROACHES]]

YOU ARE APPROACHED BY A TRASH PERSON. "HELLO I AM A TRASH PERSON, THE TRASH LORD HAS REQUESTED YOUR PRESENCE. YOU WILL COME WITH ME NOW." [["SOUNDS SWEET AS HECK. LETS GO."]] [["WHO THE HECK IS THE TRASH LORD? I DON'T WANNA TALK TO A DANG TRASH LORD."]]

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/trash%20person%20leading%201080_zps06q1fyd8.png" alt="Trash Person Leading You" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU WALK ALONG WITH THE TRASH PERSON TOWARDS A TENT. MANY TRASH PEOPLE WAVE YOU ON, AND YOU ARE FILLED WITH LOVE. YOU HAVE NEVER FELT SO MUCH LOVE AS YOU DO NOW, AMONGST THE TRASH. YOU LOVE THE TRASH. AND THE TRASH LOVES YOU. [[KEEP WALKING]]

"THE TRASH LORD LOVES YOU. THE TRASH LORD KNOWS ALL. THE TRASH LORD IS YOUR FRIEND. PLEASE KNOW YOU ARE LOVED. I SEE YOU ARE SCARED BUT THERE IS NO NEED. THE TRASH LORD LOVES YOU." [["OKAY I UNDERSTAND MY FRONT WAS UP BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SCARED THE TRASH LORD LOVES ME."]] [["HECKIN I'M GETTING THE HECK OUT OF HERE."]]

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/trash%20lord%20throne%20room_zps5yjskape.png" alt="Trash Lord" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> "HERE IS THE TRASH LORD, THE LORD OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, HERE IS THE TRASH LORD, MAY YOU BE LOVED." [["HEY TRASH MC TRASH LORD WHAT THE HECK IS UP YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN"]] [["GREETINGS TRASH LORD, I COME WITH LOVE."]]

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/trash%20planet_zpsi1btqfov.png" alt="Space" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU GET BACK TO YOUR SHIP AND YOU FLY AWAY, LIKE A SCARED LITTLE THING. YOU ARE SCARED OF KNOWING LOVE YOU HAVE ONCE AGAIN MESSED UP A RELATIONSHIP. YOU ARE UNABLE TO KNOW OR FEEL LOVE. YOU FLY OFF INTO SPACE, KNOWING YOU WILL NEVER KNOW LOVE.

"WAZZZZZUP YOUNG HUMAN WELCOME TO MY TOTALLY COOL TRASH PLANET I HAVE BEEN BORN TO REALLY LOVE YOU WOO AND YOU HAVE BEEN BORN TO BE LOVED YEAH. I AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED WAZZZZUP KEEPING IT COOL ON THE TRASH PLANET." "THANK TRASH LORD! I WAS JUST FLYING AROUND AND SAW Y'ALL AND THOUGHT IT LOOKED INTERESTING. WHAT'S THE STORY HERE?" "THE TRASH PLANET IS ESSENTIAL AND ONLY I KNOW OF THE HISTORY AND IT MUST STAY THAT WAY. THAT IS HOW LOVING WORKS. THE GREAT UNKNOWN. THE GREAT MYSTERY. THE TRASH LORD KNOWS ALL. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND. YA FEELING IT WASSUP" [["SEEMS KINDA UNFAIR TRASH LORD"]] [["GOT IT I TRUST YOU TRASH LORD."]]

"GREETINGS YOUNG HUMAN WELCOME TO MY TRASH PLANET I HAVE BEEN BORN TO LOVE YOU AND YOU HAVE BEEN BORN TO BE LOVED. I AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED." "THANK TRASH LORD! I WAS JUST FLYING AROUND AND SAW Y'ALL AND THOUGHT IT LOOKED INTERESTING. WHAT'S THE STORY HERE?" "THE TRASH PLANET IS ESSENTIAL AND ONLY I KNOW OF THE HISTORY AND IT MUST STAY THAT WAY. THAT IS HOW LOVING WORKS. THE GREAT UNKNOWN. THE GREAT MYSTERY. THE TRASH LORD KNOWS ALL. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND." [["SEEMS KINDA UNFAIR TRASH LORD"]] [["GOT IT I TRUST YOU TRASH LORD."]]

"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE TRASH LORD?" THE ROOM FILLS WITH SMOKE, YOU CAN FEEL THE LOVE LEAVING THE ROOM, YOU FEEL A COLD AIR. YOU FEEL ALONE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE YOU HAVE ARRIVED. "I, UH, TRASH LORD I'M SORRY I'M JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND." "LISTEN I'LL TELL YOU HUMAN. I'LL TELL YOU REAL GOOD. THE TRASH LORD KNOWS ALL. THE TRASH LORD GIVETH AND THE TRASH LORD TAKETH AWAY. YOU ARE EITHER WITH THE TRASH LORD OR YOU ARE AGAINST LOVING. WHICH ONE ARE YOU?" [["I AM ANTI-LOVE."]] [["I AM PRO TRASH LORD."]]

"IF YOU TRUST ME AS YOU SAY YOU DO, YOU MUST COMPLETE A PILGRIMAGE IN ORDER TO PROVE YOUR LOVE FOR THE TRASH PLANET AND THE TRASH LORD. YOU MUST TRUST THE LORD AND THEIR GIVINGS. DO YOU TRUST ME? DO YOU TRUST TRASH? YOU MUST GO WITH THE OTHERS ON A PILGRIMAGE TO THE CENTER OF TRASH PLANET. ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE PURE. ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE CLEAN. ONLY THEN WILL I KNOW YOUR LOVE." [["SIGN ME UP TRASH LORD."]] [["I DON'T LOVE THAT MUCH TRASH LORD. GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE NO THANKS."]]

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/trash%20person%20leading%201080_zps06q1fyd8.png" alt="Trash Person Leading You" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU WALK ALONG WITH THE TRASH PERSON TO AN UNKNOWN DESTINATION. MANY TRASH PEOPLE WAVE YOU ON, AND YOU ARE FILLED WITH LOVE. YOU HAVE NEVER FELT SO MUCH LOVE AS YOU DO NOW, AMONGST THE TRASH. YOU LOVE THE TRASH. AND THE TRASH LOVES YOU. [[KEEP WALKING]] [[GET SCARED OF THE LOVE AND RUN AWAY]]

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/trash%20planet_zpsi1btqfov.png" alt="Space" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU GET BACK TO YOUR SHIP AND YOU FLY AWAY, LIKE A SCARED LITTLE THING.YOU ARE SCARED OF KNOWING LOVE YOU HAVE ONCE AGAIN MESSED UP A RELATIONSHIP. YOU ARE UNABLE TO KNOW OR FEEL LOVE. YOU FLY OFF INTO SPACE, KNOWING YOU WILL NEVER KNOW LOVE.

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/trash%20planet_zpsi1btqfov.png" alt="Space" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU RUN OUT OF THE TRASH LORD'S ROOM. YOU GET BACK TO YOUR SHIP AND YOU FLY AWAY, LIKE A SCARED LITTLE THING. YOU ARE SCARED OF KNOWING LOVE YOU HAVE ONCE AGAIN MESSED UP A RELATIONSHIP. YOU ARE UNABLE TO KNOW OR FEEL LOVE. YOU FLY OFF INTO SPACE, KNOWING YOU WILL NEVER KNOW LOVE.

YOU ARE ESCORTED OUT OF THE TRASH LORD'S TENT. AS YOU ARE WALKING AWAY, A TRASH PERSON RUNS PAST YOU INTO THE TRASH LORD'S TENT SHOUTING "ANOTHER ONE HAS ARRIVED WHAT DO WE DO! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!" THE ENTRANCE TO THE TRASH LORD CLOSES. YOU ARE BEING ESCORTED AWAY. NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT WHAT HAS BEEN SAID. [[ASK YOUR GUIDE WHAT IS GOING ON.]] [[GO BACK INTO THE TRASH LORD'S TENT.]] [[MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND CARRY ON TO THE PILGRIMAGE.]]

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/trash%20lord%20throne%20room_zps5yjskape.png" alt="Trash Lord" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU RUN BACK INTO THE TRASH LORD'S ROOM. "TRASH LORD WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN HERE!" "HEY HEY CALM DOWN I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, I THOUGHT YOU REALLY LOVED ME. I THOUGHT YOU WERE PROVING YOUR LOVE BY GOING ON A PILGRIMAGE. I GUESS YOU DO NOT LOVE ME AT ALL. IS THAT TRUE? YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL?" THE TRASH PERSON IN THE ROOM STARTS SHOUTING AGAIN: "DON'T LISTEN TO THE TRASH LORD! THE TRASH LORD IS LYING! OUTSIDE MORE ALIENS ARE ARRIVING! WHY DO THEY KEEP COMING TRASH LORD! WHY! WHAT IS GOING ON!" THE TRASH LORD SPEAKS: "DO YOU LOVE ME OR NOT?" [[SUBMIT YOUR LOVE TO THE TRASH LORD AND GO ON THE PILGRIMAGE->MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND CARRY ON TO THE PILGRIMAGE.]] [[SAY "NO!" AND RUN OUTSIDE TO SEE WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON.]]

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/pilgrimage_zps68gggyw6.png" alt="MAZE" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU ARE LED THROUGH A MAZE OF HALLWAYS AND CORRIDORS. AT A LARGE GATE, THE TRASH PERSON TURNS TO YOU: "HERE IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU. ONCE YOU ENTER THE TRASH PIGRAMMAGE YOU MUST FEND FOR YOURSELF. IT IS A LONG JOURNEY, AND IT IS A LONELY ONE. IT WILL TEST YOUR SPIRIT AND YOUR LOVE FOR THE TRASH LORD. DO YOU LOVE THE TRASH LORD? YES YOU DO, AND YOU MUST SHOW THAT LOVE HERE." THERE IS NO TURNING BACK, YOU MUST [[ENTER THE PILGRAMMAGE]].

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/angry%20trash%20people_zpsl7dll8m4.png" alt="ANGRY TRASH PEOPLE" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> OUTSIDE THERE IS A GROUP GATHERED. THERE ARE OTHER HUMAN PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF. THEY HAVE ALL LANDED HERE, JUST AS YOU HAVE. THEY ARE BEING KISSED AND GIVEN GIFTS AS YOU HAD. YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SPECIAL. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL AT ALL. A SMALL GROUP OF TRASH PEOPLE ARE YELLING, ANGRY AT THE SIGHT OF SO MANY OUTSIDERS. THEY HAVE BEGUN ASKING THE HUMAN PEOPLE WHERE THEY HAVE COME FROM, NONE OF THEM ARE ABLE TO ANSWER. THE TRASH PEOPLE APPROACH YOU, WITH A LOT OF ANGER: "WHERE HAVE YOU COME FROM?" YOU KNOW YOU MUST ANSWER HONESTLY IN THIS TIME OF NEED. [["I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW. I JUST KNOW I WAS TRAVELING AND THEN I FOUND YOUR PLANET."]] [["I CAME FROM EARTH EIGHT. I AM A TRAVELING SPACE HUMAN. I AM IMPORTANT AND OF COURSE I KNOW WHO I AM AND WHERE I HAVE COME FROM."]]

"THANK YOU FOR NOT LYING. PLEASE GO WITH THE OTHERS." YOU ARE GROUPED TOGETHER WITH THE OTHER TRAVELERS. THE TRASH LORD [[APPROACHES]].

YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY LIED. WHY WOULD YOU LIE? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU ANYTHING? I GUESS YOU DON'T REMEMBER YOUR PARENTS, OR WHERE YOU CAME FROM, OR WHY YOU'RE HERE, SO THAT MAY EXPLAIN IT... ANYWAYS THE TRASH PEOPLE ARE ANGRY BUT BECOME COMFORTED BECAUSE YOU LIED. "EARTH EIGHT? WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF EARTH EIGHT. WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR PLANET?" [[CONTINUE LYING: "I WAS ON A TOP SECRET MISSION AND I CAME ACROSS YOUR PLANET TO CHECK IT OUT."]] [[CONTINUE LYING: "IT WAS TERRIBLE THERE I HAD TO LEAVE IT."]] [[TELL THE TRUTH: "SORRY, I LIED, I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM."]]

"MAN WHAT THE HECK I WAS JUST LANDING MY SHIP WHY THE HECK Y'ALL SO MAD THIS IS LITERALLY A PLANET MADE OF TRASH WHAT THE HECK." "THIS IS NOT A PLANET OF TRASH IT IS A PLANET OF LOVE WE LOVE THINGS YOU HATE THINGS THAT'S WHY YOU MUST DIE!" THEY START HURLING TRASH AT YOU. AS YOU HAVE NO WEAPONS, YOU TRY TO RUN AWAY BACK TO YOUR SHIP. UNFORTUNATELY, AN OLD TV HITS YOU IN THE FACE. YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY TRANSFERRED TO A NEW WORLD, ONE THAT IS JUST CARTOONS. YOU YOURSELF ARE A CARTOON. NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE. CARTOONS.

"HEY TRASH PEOPLE I AM SO SORRY TO HAVE OFFENDED Y'ALL I JUST LANDED MY SHIP I DIDN'T KNOW I COME IN PEACE HONESTLY. HONESTLY I DO. THE CROWD SEEMS TO CALM DOWN. THEN, A BRIGHT LIGHT COMES INTO YOUR VISION. [[LOOK AT THE LIGHT.]]

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/trash%20lord%20among%20trash%20people_zpsth8v4vws.png" alt="Trash Lord with Trash People" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> THE LIGHT COMES TO COLLECT AT A SINGLE POINT, A LORD. "HELLO MY FRIEND I AM THE TRASH LORD WELCOME TO TRASH PLANET. I SEE YOU HAVE COME IN PEACE YET MY PEOPLE HAVE REACTED WITH ANGER. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND, THEY DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE COMING, THEY WERE SIMPLY ACTING OUT OF FEAR. HAVE YOU EVER ACTED OUT OF FEAR? WHEN YOU WERE SCARED DID YOU DO SOMETHING YOU REGRETTED LATER? I AM SURE YOU HAVE BEEN THERE. I HAVE NOT BEEN THERE BECAUSE I AM A LORD AND NOT A MERE PERSON. BUT ALAS, I AM SURE YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A LORD AT ALL." [["THAT'S RIGHT I'M NOT."]] [["WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE."]]

"AH YES YOU ARE NOT A TRASH LORD. I ALREADY KNEW THAT BECAUSE I AM A TRASH LORD AND I KNOW ALL. ISN'T THAT RIGHT?" THE CROWD CHANTS BACK: "THE TRASH LORD KNOWS ALL." "YOU SEE. THE TRASH LORD KNOWS ALL." THE CROWD CHANTS: "THE TRASH LORD GIVETH AND THE TRASH LORD TAKETH AWAY." "YOU SEE. I GIVE JOY AND I TAKE AWAY FEAR. YOU SEE. I AM THE TRASH LORD. I AM HERE TO LOVE AND TO GIVE YOU SO MUCH." [["WOW SOUNDS GREAT SIGN ME UP."]] [["THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE WHAT."]]

"LOOK IT'S QUITE SIMPLE THESE ARE THE TRASH PEOPLE. I AM THEIR TRASH LORD. THIS IS OUR TRASH PLANET. DO YOU LOVE ME OR DO YOU NOT?" [["I DO LOVE YOU TRASH LORD."]] [["I DO NOT LOVE YOU TRASH LORD I LEGIT JUST MET YOU."]]

THE TRASH PEOPLE START DANCING, THEY SURROUND YOU IN LOVE AND LIGHT. YOU FEEL LOVED. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU ARE OR WHAT IS HAPPENING. YOU START DANCING TOO. YOUR FEET FEEL FRAGILE AND INTIMATE. YOU FEEL A SOFT GLOW INHABITING YOU, TURNING YOU A SHADE OF LIFE YOU DID NOT KNOW EXISTED. THIS IS THE MEANING OF LIFE, THIS IS LOVE. YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE DANCING ON THE TRASH PLANET. FOREVER FREE YET TRAPPED ON THE TRASH PLANET.

THE TRASH LORD GETS UNCOMFORTABLE. THE TRASH LORD STARTS FROWNING AND YOU CAN FEEL THE LOVE LEAVING YOU. YOU CAN TELL THE TRASH PEOPLE ARE GETTING SCARED. THE WHOLE MOOD OF THE ENTIRE PLANET HAS CHANGED. "HEY WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON ON THIS PLANET?" THE TRASH LORD IS STUMPED. THE TRASH LORD STAYS SILENT. "HEY TRASH LORD I SAID WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?" THE TRASH LORD STARES BACK AT YOU, PLEADING WITH YOU TO STOP. THE CROWD CHANTS: "THE TRASH LORD GIVETH AND THE TRASH LORD TAKETH AWAY" YOU START CRYING. TRASH LORD STARTS CRYING. THE CROWD GROWS QUIET. THE TRASH LORD ASKS TO SPEAK TO YOU IN PRIVATE. [[GO WITH THE TRASH LORD.]]

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/trash%20planet_zpsi1btqfov.png" alt="Space" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU FLY AWAY, LIKE A SCARED LITTLE THING. SOON AFTER, TRASH IS HURLED AT YOU. IT ROUTES YOU OFF COURSE, YOU LAND ON ANOTHER PLANET. THE NEW PLANET SWALLOWS YOU WHOLE. YOU LIVE ON AS A BITTER GHOST.

"THAT IS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. I AM THE TRASH LORD. IF YOU TRULY LOVE ME, YOU WILL GO ON A PILGRAMAGE TO SHOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME." "SOUNDS GREAT." [[GO ON THE PILGRAMAGE. ->MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND CARRY ON TO THE PILGRIMAGE.]]

"THAT IS SUCH HATE. YOU LOVE FLOWERS BUT DO YOU KNOW FLOWERS? YOU LOVE TRASH BUT DO YOU KNOW TRASH? YOU KNOW NOTHING. YOU ARE JUST A HUMAN. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE THE TRASH PEOPLE HAVE BEEN THROUGH. WE ARE MOUNTAINS AND YOU ARE JUST A PILE OF VERY SMALL ROCKS. YOU DON'T MATTER AT ALL. PLEASE LEAVE. LEAVE RIGHT NOW." YOU GET BACK TO YOUR SHIP AND BY THEN YOU ARE WEEPING. YOU DID NOT EXPECT TO WEEP, BUT HERE YOU ARE, WEEPING. THE TEARS KEEP COMING AND YOU ARE FLYING AWAY FROM THE TRASH PLANET. AND IN THIS MOMENT YOU REALIZE YOU DID NOT KNOW LOSS BEFORE NOW. THIS IS LOSS. LEAVING THE TRASH PLANET IS THE GREATEST LOSS YOU WILL EVER EXPERIENCE.

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/trash%20lord%20throne%20room_zps5yjskape.png" alt="Trash Lord" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> "LISTEN HUMAN, I KNOW YOU ARE WORRIED. I KNOW. I KNOW IT IS CONFUSING. IT'S JUST. THERE ARE A LOT OF SECRETS ON TRASH PLANET AND I AM THE ONLY ONE TO KNOW THEM. I WISH YOU COULD UNDERSTAND. BUT ALAS YOU ARE A HUMAN AND ARE UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND BASIC CONCEPTS. LOOK, IT'S TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND." "NO, I CAN UNDERSTAND, LET ME KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE." "IT'S TOO MUCH I CAN'T TELL YOU." [[SHAKE THE TRASH LORD IN ANGER.]] [[ASK NICELY ONE MORE TIME.]]

AS YOU TOUCH THE TRASH LORD TO SHAKE THEM YOUR HANDS START TO BURN. MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU NOTICE THAT THE TRASH LORD'S ARMS FEEL LIKE PIPES. IN FACT, TRASH LORD STARTS TO RATTLE ALL OVER. THEY START TO CRY AND SHOUT IN PROTEST BUT IT IS NO HELP, THE TRUE NATURE OF THE TRASH LORD IS REVEALED. [["WHAT!"]]

"IT'S TOO MUCH I CANNOT TELL YOU. WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I'M JUST GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND IF YOU ASK ONE MORE TIME? LIKE WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?" [["MY FRIENDS DON'T LIKE ME. I'M LONELY."]] [["WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM! YOU'RE THE LIAR"]]

"IT'S TRUE OKAY! THE RUMORS ARE TRUE! EVERYTHING YOU HAVE HEARD IS TRUE! I'M A CHILD! I'M ACTUALLY A SMALL CHILD! I AM NOT A LORD AT ALL! I AM A CHILD! I AM A CHILD! THIS IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY. I THOUGHT SURE YEAH IT WOULD BE FUN HAVING A PLANET. BUT NO NO NO IT IS IN FACT TOO MUCH WORK. NO THANKS. I'M A CHILD. I QUIT" THE TRASH LORD STOMPS OUT OF THE ROOM AND YOU ARE LEFT BEHIND.

TRASH LORD PATS YOU ON THE BACK AND TELLS YOU: "THE TRASH LORD LOVES YOU. YOU ARE WELCOME TO STAY HERE WITH THE TRASH PEOPLE." YOU AGREE. YOU LIVE OUT YOUR LIFE WITH THE TRASH PEOPLE. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU AT ALL AND THEY DON'T REALLY LIKE YOU AT ALL BUT AS SOON AS YOU AGREED THEY DISMANTLED YOUR SHIP SO YOU WERE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

YOU PUSH THE TRASH LORD IN PROTEST. YOU NOTICE THAT THE TRASH LORD IS VERY WEAK AND FRAGILE. THE TRASH LORD FALLS OVER, SCREAMING AND CRYING OUT. YOU BEGIN TO NOTICE SOMETHING VERY STRANGE ABOUT THE TRASH LORD. [["WHAT!"]]

"TRASH PERSON! WHAT IS GOING ON?" "WHAT? NOTHING. I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. YOU MUST BE IMAGINING. LETS GO." [[GO BACK INTO THE TRASH LORD'S TENT.]] [[MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND CARRY ON TO THE PILGRIMAGE.]]

THE TRASH PEOPLE ARE UPSET. "WHAT SORT OF SECRET MISSION? ARE YOU A SPY? ARE THESE YOUR PEOPLE? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHAT SORT OF DEMONS DO YOU CARRY? WHY HAVE YOU INFECTED OUR TRASH PLANET? WHY HAVE YOU HURT OUR TRASH LORD?" YOU BECOME SCARED BUT YOU CAN'T STOP LYING NOW. "I CAN'T TELL YOU ALL THE TOP SECRET STUFF. LOOK I GOTTA GET BACK ON MY SPACE SHIP. I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE." YOU RUN TO YOUR SPACE SHIP BUT IT'S BEEN TAKEN APART BY THE TRASH PEOPLE. [[CRY AND TELL THE TRUTH]] [[KEEP LYING]]

THE TRASH PEOPLE RESPOND WITH COMFORT "OH ALIEN PERSON WE ARE SO SORRY YOU CAME FROM SUCH A HARSH REALITY. PLEASE, COME WITH US." YOU FOLLOW THE NICE TRASH PEOPLE AND THEY EVENTUALLY START DANCING AND CELEBRATING FOR YOU. SOMEONE PUTS UP A BANNER. YOU HAVE BEEN SAVED FROM THE HARSH PLANET. THEY ASK NO MORE QUESTIONS, SIMPLY BELIEVING YOU. YOU ARE TREATED LIKE ROYALTY HERE ON TRASH PLANET. YOU ARE FED GOLD. THE TRASH LORD GETS JEALOUS AND EVENTUALLY MURDERS YOU.

"THANK YOU FOR FINALLY TELLING THE TRUTH. PLEASE GO WITH THE OTHERS." YOU ARE GROUPED TOGETHER WITH THE OTHER TRAVELERS. THE TRASH LORD [[APPROACHES]].

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/pilgrimage_zps68gggyw6.png" alt="MAZE" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> THE GATE OPENS AND YOU ARE ALONE IN ANOTHER MAZE. IT IS SO DARK, YOU CAN BARELY SEE ANYTHING. YOU CAN SEE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. YOU JUST KEEP WALKING AND HEAR SOMEONE SINGING: "DO YOU DO IT FOR LOVE THEY DO IT FOR LOVE DO YOU DO IT FOR LOVE" [[KEEP WALKING INTO THE DARK.]] [[START SINGING.]]

"MY CHILDREN I AM SO SORRY FOR YOU DO NOT KNOW YOUR ORIGIN STORY." THE TRASH PEOPLE CHANT BACK "TELL US OUR ORIGIN STORY GREAT TRASH LORD." "REMEMBER I LOVE YOU, I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU, AND I ALWAYS WILL. REMEMBER THIS WHEN I TELL YOU WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU. I AM SORRY IT HAS COME TO THIS." THE TRASH PEOPLE CHANT BACK "WE LOVE YOU GREAT TRASH LORD NOTHING YOU SAY WILL HURT US." THE TRASH LORD [[SPEAKS]].

"MY TRASH CHILDREN, MY DEAR TRASH CHILDREN. TO BE HONEST, YOU WERE ALL SENT TO ME, LIKE THESE ALIENS HAVE BEEN SENT HERE. YOU ARRIVED JUST AS THEY HAVE. I WELCOMED YOU INTO MY ARMS AND YOU WERE CRYING. "LISTEN, THE TRUTH IS, ONLY SINNERS COME TO TRASH PLANET. YOU ALL WERE BIG SINNERS. LIKE REAL BAD PEOPLE. LIKE THE WORST PEOPLE EVER. YOU WERE SENT HERE. YOUR MEMORIES WERE WIPED IN THE PROCESS AND YOU BEGAN TO LOVE ME. YOU LOVED ME AS I LOVED YOU. IT WAS A PURE LOVE. YOUR DARK MEMORIES OF SIN AND WRONG DOING WERE WIPED. THAT IS WHY THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO MEMORIES. IT IS SIMPLE: YOU WERE AWFUL PEOPLE BUT NOW YOU LOVE ME AND WE LOVE ON A PLANET OF PURE TRASH." THE PLANET IS SILENT, ALL OF YOU TAKING IN THE TRUTH. YOU HAVE NO MEMORY, AND THIS TRASH LORD IS TELLING YOU WHAT YOU MUST BELIEVE. YOU ARE AN AWFUL PERSON. [[SUBMIT TO YOUR FUTURE AS A TRASH PERSON.]] [[ARGUE WITH THE TRASH LORD. YOU ARE SO NOT A BAD PERSON.]]

THE TRASH PEOPLE GATHER IN A GROUP AROUND THE TRASH LORD AND RESPOND IN UNISON: "WE ARE THE TRASH PEOPLE. YOU ARE THE TRASH LORD. THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE SINNERS INTO YOUR ARMS AND LOVING US, EVEN THOUGH WE ARE PURE TRASH. THANK YOU FOR LOVING US TRASH LORD WE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU." YOU GO WITH THE TRASH PEOPLE, YOU START CHANTING PRAISES OF LOVE, MORE TRASH PEOPLE ARRIVE, AND YOU ALL LIVE TOGETHER PURE AND HONEST ON THE TRASH PLANET, FOREVER.

"HEY YO TRASH LORD I DON'T GET THIS STORY. DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF? WHY WERE YOU HERE FIRST? WHO ARE YOU? ARE YOU THE DEVIL?" THE CROWD ERUPTS IN QUESTIONING ANGER, YELLING AT THE TRASH LORD TO ANSWER. "MY TRASH CHILDREN MY TRASH CHILDREN ALL WILL BE ANSWERED. REMEMBER I LOVE YOU. REMEMBER I TOOK YOU IN WHEN NO ONE ELSE WANTED YOU, WHEN NO ONE ELSE LOVED YOU. I TOOK YOU IN. I'M A GOOD PERSON, TO LOVE THE SINNERS. "HERE ARE THE FACTS: I AM DEFINITELY NOT THE DEVIL. I WAS MORE LIKE THE DEVIL'S LIKE FRIEND. BUT LIKE I WAS LIKE THE GOOD KINDA FRIEND TRYING TO MAKE THE DEVIL LIKE A BETTER PERSON YOU KNOW. SO I ARGUED WITH HIM AND GOT HIM TO GIVE ME MY OWN PLANET, WHERE THE SINNERS GO. AND SO, HERE WE ARE: TRASH PLANET. FORGIVE ME FOR NOT BEING HONEST. BUT YOU ARE ALL REALLY BAD PEOPLE AND I LOVE YOU. I'M ALL YOU HAVE" [[SUBMIT TO YOUR FUTURE AS A TRASH PERSON.]] [[FIGHT BACK AGAIN CAUSE YOU ARE TOTALLY A GOOD PERSON.]]

"SCREW YOU TRASH LORD I'M A GREAT PERSON. I'M GETTING THE HECK OUT OF HERE." YOU RUN BACK TO YOUR SPACE SHIP BUT IT'S BEEN TAKEN APART BY THE TRASH PEOPLE. ALL OF THE SPACE SHIPS HAVE BEEN TAKEN APART. THERE IS NOTHING LEFT. THERE IS NO WAY TO LEAVE TRASH PLANET. [[SUBMIT TO YOUR FUTURE AS A TRASH PERSON.]]

"THANK YOU FOR COMING CLEAN. WE HATE LIARS. PLEASE GO WITH THE OTHER UNKNOWN PEOPLE." YOU ARE GROUPED TOGETHER WITH THE OTHER TRAVELERS. THE TRASH LORD [[APPROACHES]].

"MAN I GOTTA GET BACK ON MY SECRET MISSION. SOMEBODY BETTER FLY ME OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW OR THIS PLANET WILL COMBUST DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME I AM SO SO SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. YOU'LL ALL DIE!" THE TRASH PEOPLE QUICKLY ASSEMBLE A NEW SPACE SHIP FOR YOU. THEY CRY THE ENTIRE TIME. THEIR HANDS BLEED AND BEND IN ODD WAYS. YOU HAVE HURT THE TRASH PEOPLE. THEY BUILD YOU A NICE SHIP AND YOU BOARD IT IN ANGER. "SCREW YOU TRASH PEOPLE!" YOU FLY OFF INTO THE NIGHT, NOT KNOWING WHO YOU ARE, WHERE YOU'RE GOING, OR HOW TO ACTUALLY PILOT A SPACE SHIP. YOU DIE SHORTLY AFTERWARDS, ALONE AND BITTER.

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/pilgrimage_zps68gggyw6.png" alt="MAZE" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU WALK FOR HOURS AND HOURS. IT NEVER STOPS. YOU ARE SO THIRSTY BUT THERE IS NOTHING. NOT ANYTHING AT ALL. JUST DARKNESS. YOU WALK AND WALK AND WALK. YOU START TALKING TO YOURSELF BUT YOU THINK IT'S ANOTHER PERSON YOU'RE SO CONFUSED AND TIRED AND HUNGRY AND WHY YOU GOTTA PROVE YOUR LOVE FOR THIS. AS YOU WALK ON FOR HOURS YOU EVENTUALLY SEE A [[LIGHT]].

AS YOU SING ALONG YOU START TO HEAR BIRDS FLAPPING AROUND YOU. THEY ARE THE ONES SINGING, AND IT GETS LOUDER AND LOUDER AS MORE AND MORE COME. YOU STILL CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BUT THEY BEGIN TO PERCH ON YOUR SHOULDER AND ARMS, ALL SINGING WITH YOU: "DO YOU DO IT FOR LOVE THEY DO IT FOR LOVE DO YOU DO IT FOR LOVE" ENOUGH OF THEM ARE ON YOU THAT IT'S HARDER TO WALK. YOU ARE OUT OF BREATH FROM SINGING. EVENTUALLY YOU ASK THE BIRDS IF THEY KNOW WHERE THE CENTER OF TRASH PLANET IS. THEY ALL SQUEAL AND AT ONCE, PICK YOU UP AND FLY YOU [[AWAY]].

YOU ARE DRAGGED IN THE AIR FOR A WHILE AND THEN YOU SEE IT, THE CENTER OF TRASH PLANET. <img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/pilgrimage%20pyre_zpsnalxdypg.png" alt="CENTER" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU ARE SO HAPPY! THE BIRDS CARRIED YOU DIRECTLY TO IT! YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE JOURNEY! YOU HAVE PROVEN YOUR LOVE! YOU HAVE DONE WHAT IS BEST FOR THE TRASH LORD! YOU HAVE SACRIFICED AND DONE WELL! THE BIRDS SQUEAL AND AT ONCE THEY ALL DROP YOU! DIRECTLY INTO THE BURNING PILE OF TRASH! YOU ARE KILLED AT ONCE!

<img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w393/isjald/trash/pilgrimage%20pyre_zpsnalxdypg.png" alt="CENTER" style="width:100%;height:75%;"> YOU EVENTUALLY SEE IT, THE CENTER OF TRASH PLANET! THE PILE SPEAKS TO YOU: "HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE CENTER OF TRASH PLANET." "HEY THANKS! THIS IS NICE!" "YEP IT'S GREAT" "SO, WHAT DO I DO NOW?" "YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE JOURNEY. YOU HAVE COMMITTED YOUR LOVE TO THE TRASH LORD. YOU HAVE SHOWN YOUR STRENGTH." "WOO THAT'S NICE. HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?" "YOU DON'T." "GREAT."