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It is a breezy fall day and you need to go on a Target run. You have a few items on your shopping list that you need for the week including toothpaste, deodorant, thank you cards, toilet paper, and cereal. You have a $25 dollars in cash, enough for the items on your list. However, you also have your credit card just in case the ammount is too high. It is also a Saturday and you have no prior engagements but, you want to get all of your errands done in time before you have to meet up with your friends.
You walk in to Target and grab a basket. Do you:
[[Go left toward the apparel]]
[[Go right toward the toiletries and food]]
[[Head straight for the dollar spot section]]You see a really nice sweater on the manequin. At this point, you only have summer clothes and it's getting pretty chilly. You should probably have a new sweater for warmth right? I's only $15. But, you didn't come here for a sweater...
Do you:
[[Go try the sweater on]]
[[put the sweater back and head towards electronics]]You see tiny pumpkin shaped pillow. You have no idea where you would put it or what purpose it would serve but you have to have it. It's $4 and that's a deal you can't pass up. You put it in your basket. You are now down $4 and you haven't even entered the store. Oh well. [[You walk past the clothing section|Go left toward the apparel]]You see that the thank you cards are on the way toward the toiletries so you pick out the cheapest and most basic ones. While you're looking at thank you cards, the birthday cards catch your eye. Your brother's birthday is coming up and you need to get him a card. You start looking at all the options until you find a card with Michael Bolton jumping out of a cake and every time you pull him out he sings "Today is Your Birthday." All in all you have spent 10 minutes looking at cards and listening to Michael Bolton. Was it worth it?
Do you
[[Buy this whimsical card]]
[[Not buy this whimsical card]][[It fits!]]
[[It doesn't fit]]That sweater was a loss but you still need to get everything on your list. What was on it again? Headphones have to be on there yours broke a week ago and now you have been currently listening to "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" in the open air. You brows the cheapest ones you can find and put them in your basket. You head towards the [[grocery isle|grocery isle]] You're down $2.50. Michael Bolton is worth it.
[[Next stop toiletries]]
[[You need tupperware]]You'll get a card eventually but right now you need to focus on what you came here for.
[[Head toward the grocery isle|grocery isle]]
[[Head toward toiletries|Next stop toiletries]] You are now entering the toiletries section of Target. Most of the items on your list are housed somewhere in these ilses. Do go down the [[first isle]] the [[second isle]] You need some good tupperware for your meal prepping. You're browsing the different tupperware and HOLY SHIT. Look at all of those MUGS! They're beautiful. One of them says "Hocus Pocus. I need focus" on it and that currently ressonates with you in the fall semester. You put four mugs in the basket and head to the [[grocery isle|grocery isle]]You are now heading toward the grocery/food section of target. The only food you really need is cereal because you went to the grocery store a couple of days ago and you just eat a lot of cereal. Do you head down [[the first isle]] or [[the second isle]]
The sweater fits. It is so warm and cozy and it looks damn good. And it's on sale for $10! You put it in your basket and you
[[Head toward toilettries|Next stop toiletries]]
[[Head toward the grocery isle|grocery isle]]Unfortunately this magnificent sweater doesn't fit and that's okay. There will be other sweaters. This one was just on sale for $10. It's whatever.
[[Head toward toilettries|Next stop toiletries]]
[[Head toward the grocery isle|grocery isle]]You turn down the toothpaste isle and completely forget which kind you get. You throw a random one in your basket. You hop over to the next isle and decide which deodorant to get long enough to see they have a travel size section. You proceed to get tiny toothpaste, deodorant, lotion and shampoo. You need to fly down to see your parents for the holidays. You decide you're tired and running out of time so you decide to head to a [[checkout line|the checkout line]]You have entered the makeup isle. The one weakness of every target woman. You start swatching 20 different lipsticks. What's that? You have a cartwheel coupon for these face masks? Oh you need moisturizer because because Winter is comming. After a total of 30 minutes, you realize you forgot to get [[ceareal |grocery isle]] which is all the way across the store. Perfect! You found the cereal isle. You pick up a family sized box of honey not cherios and you turn around to head toward [[the checkout line]]You get to the checkout line and it is pure chaos. Children are screaming, people are just absentmindedly standing there, and a woman in one of the lines is arguing about coupons. You have to get home quickly to get ready for the night. You need to choose a checkout line:
[[Checkout line 3]]
[[the checkout line 5]] Ugh! You got behind a secret coupon lady. This was the shortest line but coupon Suzie is going to keep you here all night. You put your basket on top of the counter to hurry her along. After she's finally done arguing with the cashier about Cartwheel, she pays what she owes and gets out of your way. The cashier smiles and rings up your items. You decide to pay with your debit card and save the $25 for tonight. The cashier tells you the total which you don't pay attention to because you are now in a hurry. You take your bags and [[head to the car]]The line you got in has three people all buying items that total less that 5. The line goes quickly and you put your basket on top of the counter. The cashier smiles and rings up your items. You decide to pay with your debit card and save the $25 for tonight. The cashier tells you the total which you don't pay attention to because you are now in a hurry. You take your bags and [[head to the car]]You get to your car, unlock the door and put your bags in the passangers seat. You get in the car and drive to your apartment while listening to a Spotify Halloween playlist. You arrivr home and put the bag on the kitchen table. You check to make sure you got everything and start putting stuff away. [[Aww Shit]]When going to Target, no one wins. You never come out with what you needed and you always bring home something you never needed.
<img src="https://fashfanatic.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/targetstore-cedarpt-pg.jpg"/> You head down the paper products isle (ie. paper plates, toilet paper, and paper towels) but you're on a mission to find cereal. You blow past the paper plates and such and turn into the next isle. THERE IS SO MUCH CANDY. You hit the candy isle and there is so much fall themed candy and fall flavored candy. You just know you have to try Ghirardelli's fall line. You have been working out. You deserve it. You put a pumpkin spice caramel, cinnamon apple cider, and salted dark chocolate bag into your basket. You turn into the [[the second isle]]