Welcome to the //Grey Wolf Mentality Assessment Test//! This test is designed to measure your aptitude as a listener/follower/acolyte of the Chapo Trap House podcast. To save time, you have already been assigned a gender, sexuality, race, and level of Wahhabist sentiment. To continue, click [[Continue->Q1]]. To not continue, do not click [[Continue->Q1]].
This quiz was written by Jean D'ank. The Chapo Trap House is composed of @byyourlogic, @cushbomb, and @willmenaker, and is supported by loyal Grey Wolf Street Soldiers through Patreon.
(set: $chapo to 0)
(click: "Chapo Trap House")[(open-url:"https://twitter.com/chapotraphouse")](click: "Jean D'ank")[(open-url:"https://twitter.com/fuckinalpamare")](click: "@byyourlogic")[(open-url:"https://twitter.com/byyourlogic")](click: "@cushbomb")[(open-url:"https://twitter.com/cushbomb")](click: "@willmenaker")[(open-url:"https://twitter.com/willmenaker")](click: "Patreon")[(open-url:"https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3343736")]
Do you know what twitter accounts are denoted by these four avatars?
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/BZfa7uj.jpg" height="100" width="100"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/PZWlegS.jpg" height="100" width="100"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/63XTXcy.jpg" height="100" width="100"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/xGSRThg.jpg" height="100" width="100">
|choices>[
[None]<opt1|
[At least one]<opt2|
[All four]<opt3|
[I have served in the armed forces]<opt4|
]
(click: ?opt1)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q2]]]
]
(click: ?opt2)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q2]]]
]
(click: ?opt3)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 3)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q2]]]
]
(click: ?opt4)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +2)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q2]]]
]
You have two options for this question. Answer whichever you're more comfortable with.
|choices>[
Do you know who Sayyid Qutb is?
[Yes]<opt1|
[No]<opt2|
Have you ever purchased Fleshlight products?
[Yes]<opt3|
[No]<opt4|
]
(click: ?opt1)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 2)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q3]]]
]
(click: ?opt2)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q3]]]
]
(click: ?opt3)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 2)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q3]]]
]
(click: ?opt4)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q3]]]
]
|choices>[
[1]<opt1|
[2]<opt2|
[3]<opt3|
[4]<opt4|
]
(click: ?opt1)[
(set: $chapo to 0)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. Continue->Q]
]
(click: ?opt2)[
(set: $chapo to 0)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. Continue->Q]
]
(click: ?opt3)[
(set: $chapo to 1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. Continue->Q]
]
(click: ?opt4)[
(set: $chapo to 0)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. Continue->Q]
]
Have you or your spouse ever purchased a pickup truck?
|choices>[
[Yes]<opt1|
[No]<opt2|
[Only ironically]<opt3|
[I have served in the armed forces]<opt4|
]
(click: ?opt1)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q4]]]
]
(click: ?opt2)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q4]]]
]
(click: ?opt3)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +2)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q4]]]
]
(click: ?opt4)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q4]]]
]
Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
//[note: Summer camp does not count. College only counts half. Prison does not count if you're white or sometimes Latino.]//
|choices>[
[Yes]<opt1|
[No]<opt2|
[Only ironically]<opt3|
[I have served in the armed forces]<opt4|
]
(click: ?opt1)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q5]]]
]
(click: ?opt2)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q5]]]
]
(click: ?opt3)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +2)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q5]]]
]
(click: ?opt4)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +3)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q5]]]
]
How important are the following issues to you?
**Harassment On Twitter**
|choices1>[
[Very]<opt01|
[Not Very]<opt02|
[Not At All]<opt03|
[I have served in the armed forces]<opt04|
]
**Political Islamism**
|choices2>[
[Very]<opt21|
[Not Very]<opt22|
[Not At All]<opt23|
[I have served in the armed forces]<opt24|
]
**Ethics In Gaming Journalism**
|choices3>[
[Very]<opt31|
[Not Very]<opt32|
[Not At All]<opt33|
[I have served in the armed forces]<opt34|
]
(live:5s)[(if: $choice1 is "Y" and $choice2 is "Y" and $choice3 is "Y")[[[Continue->Q6]]]]
{(click: ?opt01)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 1)
(set: $choice1 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices1)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt02)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +1)
(set: $choice1 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices1)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt03)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +2)
(set: $choice1 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices1)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt04)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +3)
(set: $choice1 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices1)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt21)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 1)
(set: $choice2 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices2)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt22)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +1)
(set: $choice2 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices2)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt23)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +2)
(set: $choice2 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices2)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt24)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +3)
(set: $choice2 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices2)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt31)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 1)
(set: $choice3 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices3)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt32)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +1)
(set: $choice3 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices3)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt33)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +2)
(set: $choice3 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices3)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt34)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +3)
(set: $choice3 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices3)[Choice Saved.]
]}
Who is the best Mixed Martial Artist turned professional wrestler?
|choices>[
[Minoru Suzuki]<opt1|
[Kazushi Sakuraba]<opt2|
[Brock Lesnar]<opt3|
[Uh... what's a fourth one? Whatever. I have served in the armed forces]<opt4|
]
(click: ?choices)[
(replace: ?choices)[//note to self: ask Felix about this so I can add grades// [[Continue->Q7]]]
]
How often do you listen to the following podcasts?
**Keeping It 1600**
|choices1>[
[Never]<opt01|
[Sometimes]<opt02|
[Frequently]<opt03|
[Constantly On Repeat]<opt04|
]
**Street Fight Radio**
|choices2>[
[Never]<opt11|
[Sometimes]<opt12|
[Frequently]<opt13|
[Constantly On Repeat]<opt14|
]
**The Ben Shapiro Show**
|choices3>[
[Never]<opt21|
[Sometimes]<opt22|
[Frequently]<opt23|
[Constantly On Repeat]<opt24|
]
(live:5s)[(if: $choice1 is "Y" and $choice2 is "Y" and $choice3 is "Y")[[[Continue->Q8]]]]
{(click: ?opt01)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +1)
(set: $choice1 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices1)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt02)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 0)
(set: $choice1 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices1)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt03)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 1)
(set: $choice1 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices1)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt04)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 2)
(set: $choice1 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices1)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt11)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 2)
(set: $choice2 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices2)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt12)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 1)
(set: $choice2 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices2)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt13)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +1)
(set: $choice2 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices2)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt14)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +3)
(set: $choice2 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices2)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt21)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 1)
(set: $choice3 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices3)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt22)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +2)
(set: $choice3 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices3)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt23)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +3)
(set: $choice3 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices3)[Choice Saved.]
]
(click: ?opt24)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +3)
(set: $choice3 to "Y")
(replace: ?choices3)[Choice Saved.]
]}
During the last month have you voluntarily hung out with people who were smoking cigarettes?
|choices>[
[Yes]<opt1|
[No]<opt2|
[Only ironically]<opt3|
[Yes, I have hung out with Felix]<opt4|
]
(click: ?opt1)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q9]]]
]
(click: ?opt2)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q9]]]
]
(click: ?opt3)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 3)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q9]]]
]
(click: ?opt4)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +10)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q9]]]
]
Have you ever lived for at least a year in an American neighborhood in which the majority of your 50 nearest neighbors did not have college degrees?
|choices>[
[Yes]<opt1|
[No]<opt2|
[Only ironically]<opt3|
[How the fuck should I know]<opt4|
]
(click: ?opt1)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 2)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q10]]]
]
(click: ?opt2)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 2)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q10]]]
]
(click: ?opt3)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 4)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q10]]]
]
(click: ?opt4)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q10]]]
]
What does the name Gulan mean to you?
|choices>[
[A traitor to the Turkish Deep State]<opt1|
[The guy who directed Over The Top]<opt2|
]
(click: ?opt1)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 2)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved.
Have you attended a Gulan-funded charter school?
|choices2>[
[Yes]<opt3|
[No]<opt4|
[Only Ironically]<opt5|
[Can I answer that I've served in the armed forces? Is that still a thing?]<opt6|
]]
]
(click: ?opt2)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 2)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q11]]]
]
(click: ?opt3)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q11]]]
]
(click: ?opt4)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 2)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q11]]]
]
(click: ?opt5)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +4)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Q11]]]
]
(click: ?opt6)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +2)
(replace: ?choices)[Sure. [[Continue->Q11]]]
]
Can love blossom, even on the battlefield?
|choices>[
[Yes]<opt1|
[No]<opt2|
[Only ironically]<opt3|
[Love? Hmmm...]<opt4|
]
(click: ?opt1)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 1)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Summary]]]
]
(click: ?opt2)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo - 2)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Summary]]]
]
(click: ?opt3)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo + 2)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Summary]]]
]
(click: ?opt4)[
(set: $chapo to $chapo +5)
(replace: ?choices)[Choice Saved. [[Continue->Summary]]]
]
##Your score is $chapo.
* If your score is below 0: You are the traitor Gulan. You are a shameful soul and should just go fuck yourself.
* If your score is between 0 and 20: You are a Kasich level Chapohead. You are a listener of the Trap House, but in the same sense that a bum who hooks his shopping cart to the back of a bus using a grappling hook jury rigged from a broken umbrella and a bungee cord is a customer of Greyhound.
* If your score is between 20 and 40: You are a certified Grey Wolf. You are at a level above most, and should be honored.
* If your score is between 40 and 50: You are an Influencer. 90% of people are blind, and 10% know how to get the best deals on car parts in Encino. You are of that 10 % and should be proud.
* If your score is above 50: You are Ron Fournier.
Thank you for participating in this test. This quiz was written by Jean D'ank. The Chapo Trap House is composed of @byyourlogic, @cushbomb, and @willmenaker, and is supported by loyal Grey Wolf Street Soldiers through Patreon.
(click: "Chapo Trap House")[(open-url:"https://twitter.com/chapotraphouse")](click: "Jean D'ank")[(open-url:"https://twitter.com/fuckinalpamare")](click: "@byyourlogic")[(open-url:"https://twitter.com/byyourlogic")](click: "@cushbomb")[(open-url:"https://twitter.com/cushbomb")](click: "@willmenaker")[(open-url:"https://twitter.com/willmenaker")](click: "Patreon")[(open-url:"https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3343736")]