Shia Labeouf

<img src= "https://41.media.tumblr.com/087ff2548aa88fc9ae900bd12c4962b1/tumblr_nz3l13mXBs1sl016wo1_250.jpg" /> You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him... [[Who is it?]] [[Who is there?]]

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!! Bad End <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2OsdWkO8UmNHXcL7zbF6q6UoO_VCFmyEPahH3-wUyl7dvVflGlw" /> [[Back to Start]]

Shia Labeouf... [[What is he doing?]] [[Where's the car?]]

He's following you. About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf... [[Look for your car?]] [[Run Screaming?]]

You're looking for your car but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face! My god there's blood everywhere! [[Run for your life]] [[Fight]]

You run as fast as you can, screaming bloody murder the whole way. But no one hears your cries for help. You hear laughing behind you. [[Turn around]] [[Run]] [[Fight]] [[Cry]]

You're looking for your car but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face! My god there's blood everywhere! [[Run]] [[Run for your life]] [[Fight]]

You run, but you aren't fast enough... Bad End. <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2OsdWkO8UmNHXcL7zbF6q6UoO_VCFmyEPahH3-wUyl7dvVflGlw" /> [[Back to Start]]

Running for your life, from Shia Labeouf... [[Check behind you]] [[Keep Running]]

You try to fight Shia Labeouf... Did you really think that was gonna work? Bad End. <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/imagesq=tbn:ANd9GcR2OsdWkO8UmNHXcL7zbF6q6UoO_VCFmyEPahH3-wUyl7dvVflGlw" /> [[Back to Start]]

You turn around to face your fate [[...]] [[Yell at Shia]]

You crawl into a bawl on the ground and cry like a baby. Shia Labeouf finds you and sees you crying. [[Cry harder]]

Shia Labeouf feels bad for making you cry, and tries to cheer you up by telling you a joke What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. ... It's a very bad joke... [[Laugh]] [[Boo]]

Shia Labueof appreciates your bravery, and gives you ten seconds to run. [[Run for your life]] [[Fight]]

You yell lots of profanities at Shia. He is hurt by your words.. [[Apologize]] [[Yell more]]

You feel bad about your actions, even killers deserve to be treated kindly!! So you apologize. Shia, feeling grateful for your heartfelt apology, lets you go. You're finally safe, from Shia Labeouf... Good End_1

Your continued profanities angers Shia, and he kills you. Bad End <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2OsdWkO8UmNHXcL7zbF6q6UoO_VCFmyEPahH3-wUyl7dvVflGlw" /> [[Back to Start]]

He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia Labeouf. Lurking in the shadows, Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. [[Ask for an autograph]] [[Beg for and autograph]] [[Why is Hollywood superstar Shia Labeof in the woods?]]

Your body begin to feel heavy, and your chest is burning. You stumble on a root and hear a light wooshing in the air before you hear a gutteral squish. Of metal meeting flesh, your flesh. You fall down, and bleed out. The last thing you see is Shia's shark like grin. At least your body won't go to waste... Bad End. <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2OsdWkO8UmNHXcL7zbF6q6UoO_VCFmyEPahH3-wUyl7dvVflGlw" /> [[Back to Start]]

Shia is flattered and gives you his autograph, you notice that the ink is red. Upon further inspection, you discover that he signed in blood. [[Say nothing]] [[Ask where he got a blood pen because that's awesome]]

Shia is annoyed with your fan seizure and kills you. Bad End <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2OsdWkO8UmNHXcL7zbF6q6UoO_VCFmyEPahH3-wUyl7dvVflGlw" /> [[Back to Start]]

Despite your fear, it was such a bad joke that you had to laugh. Shia seems pleased that you have stopped crying. He stands, and extends a hand to you. [[Accept it]] [[Don't]]

It was such a bad joke, you boo Shia Labeouf. He is offended, he thought it was hilarious. He kills you. <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2OsdWkO8UmNHXcL7zbF6q6UoO_VCFmyEPahH3-wUyl7dvVflGlw" /> Bad End [[Back to Start]]

You say nothing about the fact that he signed in blood and thank him, he's looking at you as if waiting for some sort of reaction. He seems satisfied and tells you to keep running. <img src= "https://40.media.tumblr.com/8fe5e0e9bcccf3aa2ad7dfacb2659305/tumblr_nyor65ImZx1sl016wo1_250.jpg" /> [[Why is Hollywood superstar Shia Labeof in the woods?]] [[Beg]]

You ask Shia where he got his blood pen, mentioning how awesome you think it is. This makes Shia smile, and he tells you he made it himself. He complains that this one is running out of ink, but he chuckles and says he can fix that. You gulp and ask how. In the blink of an eye your throat has been slashed and Shia is useing your blood to refill his blood pen. Bad End. [[Back to Start]]

Living in the woods, Shia Labeouf, killing for sport, Shia Labeouf. Eating all the bodies...actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. [[Lose Him!!!]] [[Run]]

Shia does not like weak people, you're begging annoys him he yells at you to JUST DO IT!!!!!! You continue to beg and he kills you out of frustration. <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2OsdWkO8UmNHXcL7zbF6q6UoO_VCFmyEPahH3-wUyl7dvVflGlw" /> Bad End [[Back to Start]]

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him. But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush. [[A-ha!]] [[Stay in the underbrush until dawn]]

A-ha! In the distance, a small cottage with a light on. [[Steer clear]] [[Stay in the underbrush until dawn]] [[Hope!]]

The wendigos eat you, you couldn't last until dawn. <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjKuvYf_eG68lbe9hnkq3jP7ISbze0Z3MBxnp9QvjyJUNnU6nq" /> Bad End.

You stay away from the cottage, who knows who could be living there? You [[Leave the cottage]].

Hope! You move stealthily toward it, but your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! [[Gnaw off your leg]] [[Try to pry it open]] [[Break the trap free and take it with you]]

Gnawing of your leg, quiet quiet. Limping toward the cottage, quiet quiet. Now you're on the doorstep. [[Knock]] [[Look in]] [[Stay on the porch]]

You can't <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3hJNCaS4uEHhSoMMvHviLvAKNRPgUrB-BBiazwpDxPJvckjCSfA" /> [[Gnaw off your leg]] [[Give up]]

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The door is answered...BY SHIA LABEOUF!!! He kills you. Bad End [[Back to Start]]

Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharping an ax, Shia Labeouf. [[Leave the cottage]] [[Stay on the porch]] [[Enter]]

You decide that you don't want to die tonight and leave the cottage. But you become lost in the woods. [[Walk on]] [[Back to the Cottage]]

But he doesn't here you enter, Shia Labeouf. Sneaking up behind him. [[Sneak up behind him]] [[Kill him]]

You try to kill Shia Labeouf. [[Kill]]

You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg. You bleed out. Bad End [[Back to Start]]

You head back to Shia Labeouf's cottage and [[Enter]].

You curl into a ball and give up on life. You slowly fade to nothing. Bad End <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2OsdWkO8UmNHXcL7zbF6q6UoO_VCFmyEPahH3-wUyl7dvVflGlw" /> [[Back to Start]]

You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. [[Fight for your life]] [[Fight]]

Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf. Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf. [[Stab it in his kidney]] [[Strangle him|Kill him]]

Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. [[Stay in the cottage]] [[Try to make your way back to you car]]

You are too weak and Shia too strong, you can't strangle him. He overpowers you can kills you. Bad End <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2OsdWkO8UmNHXcL7zbF6q6UoO_VCFmyEPahH3-wUyl7dvVflGlw" /> [[Back to Start]]

You decide to stay in the cottage untill morning breaks. You drag Shia's body into the basement and put a sheet over it. You do your best to patch up your stump leg, and get little sleep that night. Finally, after what felt like an eternity morning breaks. You leave the cottage and find your car, you say your goodbyes to the woods that could have been your resting place and drive away. Out of the corner of your eye, you'd almost swear you saw a figure standing at the edge of the woods. This figure looked suspiciously like Shia, but it couldn't be...could it? <img src= "https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--inlqnvSz--/18equftckyn3sjpg.jpg&imgrefurl=http://jezebel.com/5672719/kanye-wests-crazy-ass-film-a-detailed-analysis&h=323&w=500&tbnid=hKlL5Nul1ODBCM:&docid=JLGyEVjRTRiCaM&hl=en&ei=ObJhVveUOsTx-QGI67q4Bg&tbm=isch&ved=0ahUKEwi3lZPOw8LJAhXEeD4KHYi1DmcQMwhAKBwwHA" /> Good End(?)

You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg. [[But...]]

But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf. [[Yes...]]

Wait...he isn't dead!!! SHIA SURPRISE!!! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes! [[Engage in epic battle with Shia|Fight]] [[Jiu Jitsu]]

But you can do Jiu Jitsu...Body Slam superstar Shia Labeouf. Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf, normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf. You try to swing an ax at Shia Labeouf, but blood is draining fast from your stump leg. He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. You're chopping off his head now. You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf! [[His head]]

His head topples to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your beath...you're finally safe, from Shia Labeouf. [[Shia Surprise?]] [[It's over...]]

No, as exciting as a second surprise would be...you chopped off his head. And Shia isn't a zombie...or IS he? <img src= "https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://m11.brkmd.com/dnet/media/259/891/2891259/shia-labeouf-continues-his-parade-of-weirdness-with-a-freestyle-rap1_1200x600.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/exclusive-we-confront-shia-labeouf/&h=600&w=1200&tbnid=sGhmKfUJeo9YxM:&docid=saVRRajn6uqj7M&hl=en&ei=8rJhVvb6JIzz-AGGr5ywBQ&tbm=isch&ved=0ahUKEwj2u5mmxMLJAhWMOT4KHYYXB1YQMwhNKCkwKQ" /> Good End

You're finally safe, from Shia Labeouf. True End

You take his hand and he leads you to a cottage and you go inside. He sits you down at the table and gives you dinner. It's some kind of meat dish...you decide not to question the origins of said meat given to you from actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. He looks at you expectantly and you don't want to be rude so you take [[a small bite]]

You refuse his hand, he bceoms angry again and kills you. What a temper! <img src= "https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2OsdWkO8UmNHXcL7zbF6q6UoO_VCFmyEPahH3-wUyl7dvVflGlw" /> Bad End

This overwhelming feeling, the need for blood to be spilt. Seems to force itself upon your psyche. Your need to kill him leaves only one option. [[Kill him]]

And another. And another. And yet another. It turns out that you like te taste of human flesh. Shia is very happy and offers you a deal. If you will stay with him and help him in his hollywood work as his manager, he will provide you with all the human flesh you could want. You agree, and you see Shia blush as he explains that since he lives in the middle of the woods, it would probably be easier for you to live here with him. You agree. [[1 year later]]

You and Shia have been an official couple for almost all of the time you two have been living togther. You hit it off pretty quickly, other than liking the taste of human flesh, you two had alot more in common than you'd fisrt though. You help him with his acting career and laugh at all of his jokes, you help him clean up after a killing and sometimes kill yourself. But you're still a bit unexperienced. So one day when you come home after being at the manager office working through some paperwork you found that all of the lights were off. You walk in and flip the switch...To see Shia yelling 'Shia Surprise!' and throwing confetti in the air. Today was your birthday, and he'd made a special romantic dinner for the two of you. You hugged him tight and thanked him for the little party. You two begin to eat, but it is awkwardly silent, Shia seems preoccupied by something, you think you see him muttering "Just do it" to himself. Finally he looks at you, very serious; he slowly stands up and walks over to you. He sinks to one knee and pulls out a ring, he's asking you to marry him! [[Yes!!]] [[No..]]

Yay! You are engaged to Shia Labeouf! You are sure to live happily ever after. Good End

Shia looks upset for aminute but quickly masks it, you say you're just not ready yet, but maybe in another year or two. Shia begrudgingly accepts this. You go on living together happily ever after. Best of luck Shia! Maybe you two will live happily ever after yet! <img src= "https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/7/74/Reject-a-Marriage-Proposal-Step-2-Version-3.jpg/670px-Reject-a-Marriage-Proposal-Step-2-Version-3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.wikihow.com/Reject-a-Marriage-Proposal&h=536&w=670&tbnid=KxBhaXANNi0NWM:&docid=VMdih0D1KCVfkM&hl=en&ei=lLdhVorUD8Op-QHQkKbQDw&tbm=isch&ved=0ahUKEwiK7sfbyMLJAhXDVD4KHVCICfoQMwhYKDQwNA" /> Good End.