You wake up. [[Get up]] or [[go back to sleep]]?
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You get up. Are you [[upstairs]] or [[downstairs]]?
You fall back asleep. Has your alarm gone off yet?
[[Yes]]
[[No]]
You walk down the stairs and fall. Are you at the [[top]] or almost to the [[bottom]]?
You go to the kitchen and make breakfast. Is it [[eggs]] or [[cereal]]?
Luckily, you fell backwards and could get up easily. You go on to have the best day ever.
You land face first on the floor. [[Stand up]] or [[call for help]]?
Do you eat the eggs?
[[I did]]
[[Nope]]
The ceral is stale. Do you eat it?
[[Sure]]
[[Of course not!]]
You see a man. Is he in [[a suit]] or [[a box]]?
You fall asleep and a great dream begins. You're with your favorite person ever. As you see them, your alarm goes off. Go get ready for work!
He asks you for money. [[Give him your money]] or decide [[he doesn't need it]]?
Do you [[say hi]] or [[avoid him]]?
They were old and now you're sick. Stay home for the rest of the day.
Congratulations! The eggs were old and you would've gotten sick if you ate them. Do you want to have [[cereal]] instead?
[[Of course not!]]
You go to work and have an awful day.
You're hungry, so you're grumpy all day, so it's a bad day.
Good job, he was a poor homeless man who was resorting to asking strangers for money in order to eat. He thanks you for helping him. Go to the [[end]]
You're wrong, he needed it! Go to the [[end]]
He smiles and asks "Are you having a good day?
[[You are]]
[[You are not]]
Turns out he was rich and would've given you his money if you had said hi. Too bad! Go to the [[end]].
You wake up from your dream and look at the clock. You're late for work now! WHY DID YOU GO BACK TO SLEEP?!?!
He decides to make your day better and gives you $1,000,000.
Go to the [[end]].
He decides to make your day better and gives you $1,000,000,000.
Go to the [[end]].
You get up and go to the [[kitchen|downstairs]].
You call for help and see a swarm of ants coming towards you. Do you [[scream]] or [[try to squish them]]?
One of the ants calmly informs you that they are here to help you. Do you [[trust]] them or [[try to squish them]]?
You squish all but [[one]] or [[two]] of them.
The only one left is suddenly bigger than you. He speaks in a thundering voice. "YOU HAVE BROUGHT MY KIND TO EXTINCTION!"
"[[You're ants]], your kind is everywhere."
They are suddenly bigger than you are. They yell at you "WE WERE TRYING TO HELP YOU AND YOU NEARLY MADE US EXTINCT!"
[[What?]] They're ants!
They pick you up and suddenly you're further from the floor. The ants have gotten bigger. But, you grew twice as much as they did and they drop you, crushing themselves and causing you to [[pass out|Title]]. They were actually //ant//liens from Mars, and they brought themselves to extinction in an attempt to help you.
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"WE'RE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SPECIES, WE'RE ANTLIENS!" The ant screams at you. You have brought the only intelligent extraterrestrial life to extinction, great job!
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"We're antliens. We're from Mars, we may look similar to ants, but we're not. The biggest difference is that we can change our size at will."
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