The Ottawa Anomaly

<<audio "intro-ottawa" play>> The world you see is not the only one. This device caries with it a multidimensional transponder. Currently you are at $Location.latitude and $Location.longitude which is on the cusp of an area of thin dimensional stability. Our research indicates the strongest concentration is in the area of downtown, near the War Memorial. You should start there. Sweep and scan frequently. First, you need to [[calibrate the scan]].

[img[http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/181/f/f/Trippy_Design_by_Cru_the_Dwarf.jpg]] [[Start]] <<set $buffer = 0.0005>> <<set $darcey1lat = 45.423551>> <<set $darcey1long = -75.695910>> <<set $warmemoriallat = 45.423965>> <<set $warmemoriallong =-75.695352>> <<set $bytownlat = 45.425779>> <<set $bytownlong = -75.697414>> $chateaulat = 45.425010>> $chateaulong = -75.694752>> $canaldiglat = 45.424289>> $canaldiglong = -75.694369>> $sparkslat = 45.422960>> $sparkslong = -75.697178>> $eastblocklat = 45.424162>> $eastblocklong = 75.697326>> $canalbottomlat = 45.426661>> $canalbottomlong = 75.698750>> <<cacheaudio "childsnightmare" "https://ia700706.us.archive.org/4/items/ChildsNightmare/ChildsNightmare.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "akeley" "https://ia801408.us.archive.org/16/items/Akeleys_Wax_Cylinder_Recording/Akeley_MiGo_Ritual_64kb.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "intro-ottawa" "https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/37716296/ottawa-intro.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "the-stairs" "https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/37716296/the-stairs.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "uni-clip" "https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/37716296/uni-clip.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "oldpiano" "https://ia700500.us.archive.org/16/items/WORLDSOLDESTRECORDEDMUSIC/WORLDSOLDESTRECORDEDMUSIC-PIANOCORNETTHELOSTCHORD1888.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "fiddle" "https://ia700400.us.archive.org/5/items/Cabin/LittleOldCabinInTheLan.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "war" "https://ia700704.us.archive.org/16/items/WartimeRadio1941/1941-08-14BbcWinstonChurchill-TheAtlanticCharter.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "gun" "https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/37716296/Gunfire_In_Crowd-KevanGC-1080318106.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "opendoor" "https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/37716296/Please%20Open%20The%20Door-SoundBible.com-1938859889.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "pickaxe" "https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/37716296/Pickaxe-SoundBible.com-1937292892.mp3">>

...calibrating... <<if $Location.latitude lte ($darcey1lat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($darcey1lat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($darcey1long + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($darcey1long - $buffer)>> <<display "Darcey McGee">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($warmemoriallat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($warmemoriallat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($warmemoriallong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($warmemoriallong - $buffer)>> <<display "War Memorial">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($bytownlat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($bytownlat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($bytownlong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($bytownlong - $buffer)>> <<display "Bytowne Museum">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($chateaulat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($chateaulat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($chateaulong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($chateaulong - $buffer)>> <<display "Chateau Laurier">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($canaldiglat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($canaldiglat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($canaldiglong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($canaldiglong - $buffer)>> <<display "Rideau Canal">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($sparkslat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($sparkslat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($sparkslong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($sparkslong - $buffer)>> <<display "Sparks Street">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($eastblocklat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($eastblocklat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($eastblocklong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($eastblocklong - $buffer)>> <<display "East Block">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($canalbottomlat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($canalbottomlat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($canalbottomlong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($canalbottomlong - $buffer)>> <<display "Ottawa River">> <<else>> <<display "This zone is clear">> <</if>>

[img[https://openclipart.org/image/300px/svg_to_png/28414/PBCrichton-Malware-Hazard-Symbol-Red.png]] Area of instability found. <<audio "gun" fadein>> <<audio "childsnightmare" play>> [[Rescan]]

This zone is clear. Move quickly. You're wasting time. [[calibrate the scan]]

<<if approxEqual($Location.latitude, $Torontolat) and approxEqual($Location.longitude, $Torontolong)>> <<display "Downtown Toronto">> <<elseif approxEqual($Location.latitude, $Homelat) and approxEqual($Location.longitude, $Homelong)>> <<display "Front Step">> <elseif approxEqual($Location.latitude, $Riverlat) and approxEqual($Location.longitude, $Riverlong)>> <<display "Rideau River">> <<else>> <<display "I don't know anything about where you are">> <</if>>

[img[https://openclipart.org/image/300px/svg_to_png/28414/PBCrichton-Malware-Hazard-Symbol-Red.png]] Area of instability found. <<audio "akeley" fadein >> <<audio "the-stairs" play>> <<audio "war" play>> [[Rescan]]

<<audio "childsnightmare" fadein >> [img[https://openclipart.org/image/300px/svg_to_png/28414/PBCrichton-Malware-Hazard-Symbol-Red.png]] Area of instability found. [[Rescan]]

<<if $Location.latitude lte ($darcey1lat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($darcey1lat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($darcey1long + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($darcey1long - $buffer)>> <<display "Darcey McGee">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($warmemoriallat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($warmemoriallat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($warmemoriallong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($warmemoriallong - $buffer)>> <<display "War Memorial">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($bytownlat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($bytownlat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($bytownlong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($bytownlong - $buffer)>> <<display "Bytowne Museum">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($chateaulat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($chateaulat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($chateaulong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($chateaulong - $buffer)>> <<display "Chateau Laurier">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($canaldiglat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($canaldiglat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($canaldiglong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($canaldiglong - $buffer)>> <<display "Rideau Canal">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($sparkslat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($sparkslat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($sparkslong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($sparkslong - $buffer)>> <<display "Sparks Street">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($eastblocklat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($eastblocklat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($eastblocklong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($eastblocklong - $buffer)>> <<display "East Block">> <<elseif $Location.latitude lte ($canalbottomlat + $buffer) and $Location.latitude gte ($canalbottomlat - $buffer) and $Location.longitude lte ($canalbottomlong + $buffer) and $Location.longitude gte ($canalbottomlong - $buffer)>> <<display "Ottawa River">> <<else>> <<display "This zone is clear">> <</if>>

[img[https://openclipart.org/image/300px/svg_to_png/28414/PBCrichton-Malware-Hazard-Symbol-Red.png]] <<audio "oldpiano" play >> Area of instability found. [[Rescan]]

Area of instability found. <<audio "pickaxe" fadein >> [[Rescan]]

[img[https://openclipart.org/image/300px/svg_to_png/28414/PBCrichton-Malware-Hazard-Symbol-Red.png]] Area of instability found. <<audio "akeley" fadein >> <<audio "fiddle" play>> [[Rescan]]

[img[https://openclipart.org/image/300px/svg_to_png/28414/PBCrichton-Malware-Hazard-Symbol-Red.png]] Area of instability found. <<audio "opendoor" play>> [[Rescan]]

[img[https://openclipart.org/image/300px/svg_to_png/28414/PBCrichton-Malware-Hazard-Symbol-Red.png]] Area of instability found. <<cacheaudio "crying" "https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/37716296/Sad_Male-Mike_Koenig-58602415.mp3">> <<audio "crying" fadein>> [[Rescan]]

Sound effects found at soundbible.com: Gunfire_In_Crowd-KevanGC-1080318106.mp3 Please%20Open%20The%20Door-SoundBible.com-1938859889.mp3 Pickaxe-SoundBible.com-1937292892.mp3 Sad_Male-Mike_Koenig-58602415.mp3 Other sounds public domain, retrieved at Internet Archive: https://ia700706.us.archive.org/4/items/ChildsNightmare/ChildsNightmare.mp3 https://ia801408.us.archive.org/16/items/Akeleys_Wax_Cylinder_Recording/Akeley_MiGo_Ritual_64kb.mp3 https://ia700500.us.archive.org/16/items/WORLDSOLDESTRECORDEDMUSIC/WORLDSOLDESTRECORDEDMUSIC-PIANOCORNETTHELOSTCHORD1888.mp3 https://ia700400.us.archive.org/5/items/Cabin/LittleOldCabinInTheLan.mp3 https://ia700704.us.archive.org/16/items/WartimeRadio1941/1941-08-14BbcWinstonChurchill-TheAtlanticCharter.mp3 Remaining sound effects by Shawn Graham. Loading image: http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/181/f/f/Trippy_Design_by_Cru_the_Dwarf.jpg Anomaly found image: https://openclipart.org/image/300px/svg_to_png/28414/PBCrichton-Malware-Hazard-Symbol-Red.png