Mangled Fairy Tale

Welcome to the Mangled Fairy Tale adventure. Which Fairy Tale would you like to Mangle? [[The piggies that go to Market|5Pigs]] [[Red Riding Hood|Red]] [[A story about hair so long its stupid|Rapunzle]]

This little human was taken to [[market]]

This little human, while at the market, decided to meet up with the woodman. The woodsman was trying to plan his day. Should he go to [[Starbucks]] or should he [[rescue]] Little Red?

The Woodsman was 'jonsin' for a Venti Pumpkin Spice Frappacino so he went to the counter to ask the barista to make him one.... Does she say [[YES]] or Does she say [["What do we look like? Dutch Bros?"|Dutch]]

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