corn

dab be like [[Hate to dab but uhh]]

I think [[You're all stupid :D]] [[You're helpless]] [[You should get help]]

You have been called this before. It displays no effect on you. [[Suck a lemon]] [[Read a book]] [[Cry for fun]]

Try to get some knowledge for once

You already know this. No effect. [[Go get candy]] [[Cry for fun]] [[Play video games]]

You have been told numerous times to get help. [[Continue daily life]] [[Diagnose yourself via google]] [[Go to therapy]] [[Eat ice cream]]

Ew, nasty. You read Clifford the Big Red Dog. [[You enjoy the book]] [[You hate the book]]

Normal decision, not the best but probably the easiest.

Congrats!! You just became every white person ever who thinks they can skip the doctor and look it up instead. You have Ischemic heart disease and Capgras syndrome, and last but not least, sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.

You realize therapy costs too much so you take some advil and sleep. [[Sleep till morning]] [[Sleep till the afternoon]] [[Sleep till night time]]

You eat ice cream, but it's unfullfilling. [[Invite friends over]] [[Study]] [[Go to sleep]] [[Go for a bike ride]]

You go to the dollar store to get candy. [[Get chocolate]] [[Get gummy bears]] [[Get off brand ice cream]] [[Get depressed and go home]]

You go home and cry. [[Cry in your bed]] [[Cry in the shower]] [[Grab ice cream and watch netflix while you cry]]

You win at life, but you're alone forever.

The sleep after you cry is always the best.

Nice, the sounds of the water hitting the ground will cover up the sounds of your despair.

You look really cliche right now.

Life tip: Chocolate is the best when you are sad or hurt.

Life tip: Gummy candy is the best for snacking.

Life tip: Always buy real ice cream.It's worth it.

[[Cry for fun]]

You have three friends you could invite. You have more friends, but you only really like these three. [[Jaiden]] [[Me]] [[Olivia]]

What kind of a sad life do you have where you study instead of doing literally anything else? God. Since you're studying, you decide to invite someone over to help you. It probably won't end up in studying because your friends aren't lame like you are but it's alright, you weren't gonna get any real work done the other way. [[Invite friends over]]

[[Sleep till morning]] [[Sleep till the afternoon]] [[Sleep till night time]]

You go for a bike ride and crash your bike. You break both of your arms, and you sprain your leg. Seriously, when did you learn how to ride? This is a really sad story my dude.

Jaiden sucks and offers you pixie sticks. [[Take it]] [[Refuse like a responsible person because you're on a diet]]

I eat all of your food and watch Netflix with you. I fall asleep. When I wake up, it's night time. I want to go for a walk, so I drag you outside and we walk to the elementary school. The way we walked, we get to the back of the school. I'm cold, and you offer me your jacket. I take it, but I still want to get into the school. There isn't an open gate here. [[Climb the fence to get in]] [[Walk around to the front to see if theres another way in at this hour]] [[Sit just outside the fence]]

Olivia says she can't come over to your house. She's busy with god knows what. Try inviting someone else over. [[Jaiden]] [[Me]]

You set the book down and go to sleep. [[Sleep till morning]] [[Sleep till the afternoon]] [[Sleep till night time]]

How could you hate Clifford? That is the saddest thing I have ever heard. I'm going to put you into a bad situation now, just because you did this. [[Sleep till night time]]

You take some candy and feel yourself ascend to the heavens. You've never felt better. [[Take some more]] [[Take a lot more]] [[Stop but not actually though]]

We climb the fence, I go first. I drop to the ground, but I have experience climbing fences so I'm not hurt. I urge you to climb over, but you dont want to jump off yet. [[Listen to me anyways and jump down]] [[Leave]]

We walk around to the front of the school, where the front porch is dimly lit. It's still cold out, even with your jacket. I huddle closer to you trying to steal your body warmth. We walk around the front fence, and there's still no open gate. [[Climb the fence to get in]] [[Sit on the bench by the front porch]] [[Sit just outside the fence]]

We lean back on the fence, sitting on the soft grass. We're lucky it hasn't rained recently. I pull out my phone and we watch a scary movie because why not. [[Watch until it's over]] [[Leave]]

[[Pull out your phone and watch a scary movie]] [[Leave]]

You jump off of the fence, and you're not hurt. We walk over to the playground, and sit on the tire swing together. It's really nice. [[Pull out your phone and watch a scary movie]] [[Leave]]

We watch the scary movie together, and you decide it's time to go. You don't like me that much, I have kind of an unsettling aesthetic. You say goodbye. [[Leave]]

[[Take a lot more]]

You wake up at 5:30 when your alarm goes off. [[Get up]] [[Snooze]]

There isn't much to do. You could exercise, or you could continue to sleep, or you could like, eat ice cream and watch netflix. [[Eat ice cream]] [[Sleep till night time]]

You wake up. It's pitch black in your room. You stumble around in the dark for awhile until you find the door. Its still black. You could have sworn you left at least one light on in your house. You continue wandering around in the dark, and you bump into a table. You reach out for the lamp that you KNOW is on the table and there's nothing there. [[Continue searching for light]] [[Grab your pistol from your bedside table]] [[Check outside for the electrical box]] [[Call the police]]

You continue stumbling around in the dark, tripping over your own bare feet. You reach for the banister so you don't fall down the stairs, and you carefully descend. You trip on the landing and fall down the second half of the stairs, and fall onto the floor with a boom. The wind is knocked out of your lungs and you can't breathe. You look out of your windows, and you can see the moon. There are no lights on in the house that you can see, so you reach up towards the light switch to confirm your suspicions. As expected, nothing happens. [[Check outside for the electrical box]] [[Call the police]]

You walk back to your room for your pistol. You suspect a break in, and don't want to get killed, and you definitely need protection. [[Go back to searching for light]]

You go to the back door through the kitchen, with nothing but the moon helping you see. You reach to unlock the door, and it's already been unlocked. [[Go through the door]]

You dial 911. They ask you what's wrong. You say there has been a power outage and just want to know whats going on. The dispatcher has no idea what you are talking about and says the power is on everywhere. You say that you have been trying the power for awhile and nothing turns on. [[Stay on the phone]] [[Grab your pistol from your bedside table]] [[Check outside for the electrical box]]

You leave me alone in the dark and go back to your house. You're tired. [[Go to sleep]]

As soon as the movie is over, I check my watch. It's 12:09. I leave. "It was nice to hang out with you."

You wake up, get out of bed and pull some new clothes on. You eat breakfast and go outside to stretch your legs. [[Go for a bike ride]]

You hit the snooze button. [[Sleep till the afternoon]] [[Sleep till night time]]

You tell the dispatcher theres definitely something wrong. You say that there is some stuff that has been stolen and that the power is definitely off. She tells you that you should wait inside for the police to arrive. She says to find a safe place and stay on the phone. "Sir, what is your address?" You hear footsteps coming up the stairs. In a panic, you whisper "He's in my house." You set your phone down, hoping they can somehow find your address by triangulating the call between cell towers, but you know that probably won't happen. At the very least, if the lady stays on, she'll hear your last words. Someone opens up your door, and says, [["Don't forget to hydrate your corn"]]

You go to the back door through the kitchen, with nothing but the moon helping you see. You reach to unlock the door, and it's already been unlocked. You know for a fact that you always lock this door, and so now you know there is definitely someone in the house or around it, or that there was earlier in the night. You check your phone for the time. It's 1:23 am. You think to yourself, its way too early to be dealing with this. [[Continue through the door]]

You go outside. You walk around to the back of your house, and you see that the electrical box has been opened and tampered with. You don't know how to fix it. A dark shadow appears in your window. It opens the window, and says, [["Don't forget to hydrate your corn"]]

You go outside, and someone is right by the door. They say, [["Don't forget to hydrate your corn"]]

"Okay, good to know," you answer, confused as to what just happened. Didn't you ask him to leave? Is this all just a dream? What does he know? Why is he still here? Maybe he's here to sell you out.. [["Why are you still here man, I thought I told you to leave"]] [["So this gonna affect our relationship or are you just high"]] [["Can you leave or are you gonna stay for a while?"]]

What are you even supposed so say to that? Why is he in your house? [["Okay you special child please leave now"]]

"//I// ^^~~co~~u^^//ld// NE^^vE^^r //Fo//rGe^^t^^ tO //HyD//rA^^tE^^ mY C//~~Or~~//^^n^^," you say. But, we all know that you did forget to hydrate them. [[Hydrate your corn]] <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height:100%; } </style> <img src="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/ca6a67_b43839835f524a0dbbd2bd243ff75dec~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_600,h_440,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/c0Rn.webp" </div>

"You did," he says. "But I have one last thing to tell you." He turns around and opens the door. [["Don't forget to hydrate your corn"]]

"Idk man. [["Don't forget to hydrate your corn"]]

He falls over, dead. A note falls out of his pocket. [["Don't forget to hydrate your corn"]]

Jaiden gets up and leaves the room. You want to study, your grades have been dropping. You have mostly A's, but you have a B and one A is just //barely// hanging on. You hear the front door open, but he has one last thing to say. [["Don't forget to hydrate your corn"]]

You hydrate your corn, and you win the game. Good job man.

Jaiden looks at you like a loser. It has like ten calories my dude. You ask Jaiden to leave, and you attempt to study. It doesn't work. You just stare at your textbooks, trying to retain some information but you just can't. You get up and go to your closet, it's cold and you want a sweatshirt. Jaiden pops out of the closet and says, [["I'm gay"]] [["Hey buddy, my man, my dude, my dear pal, my home sliced bread slice"]] [["Don't forget to hydrate your corn"]]

You love the taste. [[Take a lot more]]

You decide to stop. Even though you have always wanted to do this, it seems too good to be true. You ask Jaiden to leave, and you attempt to study. It doesn't work. You just stare at your textbooks, trying to retain some information but you just can't. You get up and go to your closet, it's cold and you want a sweatshirt. Jaiden pops out of the closet and says, [["I'm gay"]] [["Hey buddy, my man, my dude, my dear pal, my home sliced bread slice"]] [["Don't forget to hydrate your corn"]]