imma damage your mind

Once upon a time I never cared about your problems, still don't... [[next?]]

I know your wondering how I can tell you're using that snarky tone of voice at me from the title of the last slide.. [[How about now]]

Im tired of dealing with you, you have 2 choices: [[1st choice is that you can slip into the persons DMs that you like]] [[2nd choice is you chicken out]]

You've chosen to text that person who you have the hots for, you're kind of stupid but I wont judge... just kidding yeah I will :) How are you gonna start the conversation cause theirobviously not going to. [["I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art."]] [["Hey-y how are you today?"]]

you suck [[How do you want to live?]]

You've been left on read, once this happened you spammed them so much they blocked you and then you drove your self all the way to that 20 miles away chipotle even though there is one right behind the crusty apartment you live in. Once you got there you stole some old ladies cheese sauce and once that happened you started screaming in german, " "Ich werde deinen Hund in diese Käsesauce tauchen und ihn wie einen Panin!" Which in a long run means that you want tp eat her dog dipped in cheese sauce like a panini.. [[Lady kicks you in shins because she knows karate]] [[Lady slapps you and you take the tiny dog in her purse and take it over to the cheese sauce dispencer]]

Carlson:"UMM excuse me I am vegan, meat is murder, and Mcdonalds is more murder that murder itself."

Carlson: "Actually I am thank you very much! I am catholic and My mom told me not to talk to people who joke about Jesus you ******, Ahhhh Im sorry god I know that was a sin. If you excuse me I will praying for 4 hours now!" After this turn of events happened you decide to go cry enough to fill up a kiddy swimming pool, After that you burned all you clothes other than your socks which you turned into a dress, after that you started wearing a sign saying "THE WORLD IS AT ITS END!" Then you got arrested because you stole a little girls sock... [[How do you want to live?]]

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You take your dog to the cheese sauce despencer and are about to pour that whole gallon of cheese sauce when you see a super hot guy who looked like a depressed skater boy and asked you "Need help diping that dog in cheeses?" [[You blush ALOT but respond with "YES DISTRACT THE LADY"]] [[The amount of times you keep blushing don't stop, but you do respond with, "YES UNSCREW THE CHEESE LID!"]]

YoU aRe AcTuAlLy PrEtTy GoOd At ThIs ;) Lets continue don't get cocky cause they are still creeped out by just like 1% less. [["Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers."]] [["Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!"]]

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