imma damage your mind

Once upon a time I never cared about your problems, still don't... </style> <img src=https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7301/16422495456_cef3979734_z.jpg </div> [[next?]]

I know your wondering how I can tell you're using that snarky tone of voice at me from the title of the last slide.. [[How about now]]

Im tired of dealing with you, you have 2 choices: [[1st choice is that you can slip into the persons DMs that you like]] [[2nd choice is you chicken out]]

You've chosen to text that person who you have the hots for, you're kind of stupid but I wont judge... just kidding yeah I will :) How are you gonna start the conversation cause theirobviously not going to. [["I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art."]] [["Hey-y how are you today?"]]

you suck [[How do you want to live?]]

You've been left on read, once this happened you spammed them so much they blocked you and then you drove your self all the way to that 20 miles away chipotle even though there is one right behind the crusty apartment you live in. Once you got there you stole some old ladies cheese sauce and once that happened you started screaming in german, " "Ich werde deinen Hund in diese Käsesauce tauchen und ihn wie einen Panin!" Which in a long run means that you want tp eat her dog dipped in cheese sauce like a panini.. [[Lady kicks you in shins because she knows karate]] [[Lady slapps you and you take the tiny dog in her purse and take it over to the cheese sauce dispencer]]

Carlson:"UMM excuse me I am vegan, meat is murder, and Mcdonalds is more murder then murder itself." [[Order mcdonalds on uber eats and just stare at them uncomfortably the whole time as you call and order while trying to prove a point]] [[Ask if they like panera]]

Carlson: "Actually I am thank you very much! I am catholic and My mom told me not to talk to people who joke about Jesus you ******, Ahhhh Im sorry god I know that was a sin. If you excuse me I will praying for 4 hours now!" After this turn of events happened you decide to go cry enough to fill up a kiddy swimming pool, After that you burned all you clothes other than your socks which you turned into a dress, after that you started wearing a sign saying "THE WORLD IS AT ITS END!" Then you got arrested because you stole a little girls sock... [[How do you want to live?]]

She comes at you with full force and is about to beat the living crap out of you sooo you kind of screwed. She pounces in the air too fast for you to run just inces away she lands preparing herslef to kick you in the shins. as this Happens a hot skater boy comes out of no where holding a tapitio bottle. thrusting the spicy liquid into her eyes he takes ahold of your hand and says. "Get the cheese container open." [[Open the cheese container and dump it on him instead.]] [[Ask why he is helping you]]

You take your dog to the cheese sauce despencer and are about to pour that whole gallon of cheese sauce when you see a super hot guy who looked like a depressed skater boy and asked you "Need help diping that dog in cheeses?" [[You blush ALOT but respond with "YES DISTRACT THE LADY"]] [[The amount of times you keep blushing don't stop, but you do respond with, "YES UNSCREW THE CHEESE LID!"]]

YoU aRe AcTuAlLy PrEtTy GoOd At ThIs ;) Lets continue don't get cocky cause they are still creeped out by just like 1% less. [["Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers."]] [["Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!"]]

The skater boy looks at you and reaches right behind you to grab a bottle of hot sauce and opens it up. He turns his head towards the sprinting lady about to hit him to get to you, as this happends he shakes the bottle allowing hot sauces to go everywhere aiming for her eyes. she hits the ground yelling, "I AM GOING TO CUT UP YOUR HAIR AND TURN IT INTO SPAGETTII YOU RAT!" During this you dipped that dog in the cheese sauce. He takes your wrist and trying running out of the store with you.... [["Stay because you want to help the lady wash the hot sauce out of her eyes, even though you'll probably get beaten up cause shes a god. "NO now i feel bad we can't just take her dog and leave her to be blind"]] [[ Nod your head and go with him taking the dog]]

He squints his eyes and glares, "You open the cheese bottle hun." Grabbing a bottle of tapatio and unscrewing the lid.

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You put the dog under one arm and now half of your side is covered in liquid cheese, This doesn't matter because a hot depressed skater boy is running out of a chipotle with you while grasping your wrist with abundant force for no apparent reason. But like whatever you find his depressing features attractive. Soon you guys are out of breath from running because the lady somehow had the will to come after you for like 10 minuets at full sprint freaking you guys out. You had to take a detour: [[Take the sketchy ally behind the bar]] [[Go through the shopping mall]]

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Carlson: "Actually even though panera says that they do not have preservatives, they do. I have this dog that can smell preservatives and I took him into Panera one day and sniffed the freak out of some soups. Nose down into them, on all fours, just goin for the soups." [[Realized your love life is screwed AF]] [[Cry a little and respond with the question of, "Dogs are usually always on all fours but ok"]]

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He looks at you and glares then replying with, "Do you want to get whipped by a grandma or do you want help?" He had an angry expression on his face that kind of freak you out and made your heart stop, (Jeez stop annoying people thats not the point here) You start blushing and are embarrassed for asking. "Sorry" You reply softly. He rolls his eyes. You reach the point where the old lady is at full speed and you don'y know what to do. He grabs your shoulder and says, "Behind the sketchy gang bar? Or through the crowded shopping mall?" [[Take the sketchy ally behind the bar]] [[Go through the shopping mall]]

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