you are in a hipster cafe.
QUEST ADDED: order a latte
[[order a latte]]
[[leave->failed]]you walk up to the counter.
[[order a mediem latte with one sugar->order]]
[[order a large soy latte->order]]
[[order a skinny latte, half dairy, half almond milk, three sugars->wanker]]you had one job.
QUEST FAILED.takeaway?
[[yeah nah]]
[[nah yeah]]
fucking okay then...
[[be a wanker->order]]you give the barista a fiver.
QUEST COMPLETE: pay for your coffee
NEW QUEST: wait for your latte
[[flirt with the barista]]
[[play with your phone]]cheque, savings or credit?
[[pay with your chequing account]]
[[pay with savings]]
[[pay with credit]]who the fuck has a chequing account?
[[pay with savings]]
[[pay with credit]]
you're broke.
QUEST FAILED.you successfully pay for your latte.
QUEST COMPLETE: pay for your coffee
NEW QUEST: wait for your latte
[[flirt with the barista]]
[[play with your phone]]they are working they ain't got time for your bullshit.
[[play with your phone]]what are you goint to do?
[[tweet]]
[[read the news]]you tweet that you're getting a latte. no one likes your tweet.
[[read the news]]australia has a new prime minister.
the barista calls out that your latte is ready.
[[get your latte]]you collect your latte. the barista tells you to have a good day.
QUEST COMPLETE: wait for your latte.
NEW QUEST: drink your latte
NEW QUEST: have a good day
[[instagram your latte]]
[[drink your latte]](set: $latte to "cold")
you instagram your latte like the hipster you are.
[[drink your latte]](if: $latte is "cold")[it's cold now.
]
you drink the latte.
QUEST COMPLETE: drink your latte.
CURRENT QUESTS: * have a good day
are you having a good day?
[[yes]]
[[no]]you order your latte.
QUEST COMPLETE: order a latte
NEW QUEST: pay for you coffee
[[pay with cash]]
[[use your card]]okay you're having it here.
[[kewl->order2]]
you're a terrible person and you're killing the planet.
[[buy a keep cup]]
[[kill the planet->order2]]you have personally stopped global warming.
[[ayy->order2]] good for you.
QUEST CHAIN COMPLETE.
REWARD: 1000 xp and 12 gold.that sucks pal.
QUEST CHAIN COMPLETE.
REWARD: 750 xp and 3 gold.