you are on a bus. the bus is at a bus stop but it isn't your stop.
[[alight->2]]
[[ambush the driver->3]]you walk up to the bus driver and hit him in the back of the head. he falls onto the horn and it starts honking. the other passengers scream because what the actual fuck.
you have <3<3<3
the bus driver has <3<3
[[shoot him]]
[[punch him again]]you get off the bus and open google maps and you phone dies. you are lost forever.it's a twine not a fps why did you think you had a gun
[[punch him again]]
you go to punch the driver again and he dodges you. he slams on the brakes and gets up and kicks you in your... whatever junk you have idk it's your character.
you have <3<3
the bus driver has <3<3
[[kick him]]
[[punch him in the gut]]you kick the bus driver in the shin and he falls over. then he grabs your leg and pulls you down onto the floor and you hit your head on a seat.
you have <3
the bus driver has <3
[[gouge his eyes out]]
[[try a vulcan nerve pinch]]you punch the driver in the gut and hit something hard. he's wearig a bulletproof vest so it doesn't hurt him! he roundhouse kicks you in the head and you fall down.
you have <3
the bus driver has <3<3
[[get up]]
[[trip him over]]
the bus driver screams and calls you a swear but you won the bus fight.
you have <3
the bus driver has <`/`3
you won!
[[open the doors]]
[[jesus take the wheel]]you're not a vulcan it does nothing. the bus driver punches you in the throat.
you have <`/`3
the bus driver has <3
you're dead now, you lost the bus fight.the passengers scream and run out of the bus. the bus is yours, you sit down and take the wheel. where are you gonna go?
[[home]]
[[on a joy ride]]
you take the wheel and start driving. while you're paying attention te tho roas a passenger sneaks up on you and clocks you with a cane. you are in a coma now.
you have <`/`3
the passenger has <3<3<3
you never wake up and you lost.you drive the bus home. hooray! you have successfully commuted.you take the bus on a joy ride. it's hella fun until you run over some caltrops and blow out your wheels and crash into a tree.
cops swarm the bus and arrest you.
game over.you try to get up and the bus driver pushes you back down and kicks you in the face and breaks you nose.
you have <`/`3
the bus driver has <3<3
yeah you're dead. you lost the fight.he falls down and sprains his ankle. he loses a whole hit pount for this.
you have <3
the bus driver has <3
[[gouge his eyes out]]
[[try a vulcan nerve pinch]]