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Bummer! It's just one week until graduation and the end of your senior year of high school and you have been informed that you will not graduate with your class!
[[New Game->Start Page]]
[[Load Game->Load Game]]Although you are a very intelligent person, you obviously didn't take high school as serious as you should have. Being a slacker seemed cool for the past four years but all good things must come to an end.
However, upon learning of this terrible news, you speak to your school administrator, Tony York. Mr. York informs you that he knows you are a good kid, smart, and only missed out on graduating by one class (Physical Education) so he makes a strange offer to you. Tony says that he and his family have turned their entire house into a huge panic room - or in this case, a panic house. If you can make it through his panic house adventure, and find him at the end, he will pull some strings and make sure you graduate with your class. But if you fail to comeplete the adventure, there will be no graduation for you and summer school awaits.
[[I'm up for the challenge!->Arrive]]
[[This sounds crazy. I'll go to summer school.->loser]](set: $hp1 to 10)
Although this all sounds rather strange to you, what other option do you have? It's time to give this adventure quest a try!
You arrive at the school administrator's house, umm....MANSION is a more accurate description, what is up with that? This Tony lives in a mansion? He didn't mention that! No wonder our school is always broke - they are paying this chump way too much money!
Anyway, it's time to [[Enter the mansion.->FamilyRoom]](if: $hp1 > 1)[ Incorrect. ]
Unfortunately you have failed to complete your adventure quest in the Panic Mansion, and as a result failed to graduate high school as well. Summer school awaits. But don't give up - if at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again!
{(link: "Load Game Now")[(load-game:"Slot AA")]}
[[Start a new game->Start Page]]{(link: "Load Game Now")[(load-game:"Slot AA")]}
[[Start a new game->Start Page]]You enter the family room. There is note that states "Answer a series of questions correctly and the door will open to allow passage into the next room."
What is this? Some sort of joke?
The question reads: Who scored four touchdowns in one game during the City Championship for Polk High?
[[Bud Bundy->loser]]
[[George Washington->loser]]
[[Al Bundy->Familyroom2]]
[[Emmitt Smith->loser]]Still in the family room.
In the year 1900 in the U.S. what were the most popular first names given to boy and girl babies?
[[William and Elizabeth->loser]]
[[Joseph and Catherine->loser]]
[[John and Mary->familyroom3]]
[[George and Anne->loser]]You enter the dining room.
{(link:"Save game")[
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Game saved!
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]}
Which of these four wise men died before the other three were born?
[[Confucius->loser]]
[[Plato->loser]]
[[Jesus->loser]]
[[Solomon->Diningroom2]]You are still in the dining room.
A song called "Party All the Time", released in 1985, reached the # 2 spot on Billboard's pop charts. Which Saturday Night Live actor recorded the song?
[[Garrett Morris->loser]]
[[Eddie Murphy->Diningroom3]]
[[Bill Murray->loser]]
[[Joe Piscopo->loser]]You are still in the dining room.
What town derives it's name from a temperance advocate that came from Albany, New York?
[[Delevan, Illinois->Diningroom4]]
[[Sacramento, California->loser]]
[[Springfield, Missouri->loser]]
[[Lewiston, Idaho->loser]]You are still in the dining room.
Which of the following books would introduce you to the crafty pirate Long John Silver?
[[Captain Courageous->loser]]
[[Kidnapped->loser]]
[[Treasure Island->Diningroom5]]
[[Robinson Caruso->loser]]You enter the kitchen.
{(link:"Save game")[
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Game saved!
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]}
In the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", which pair of genetically similar characters perform a piano duet?
[[Bambi and Bullwinkle->loser]]
[[Donald Duck and Daffy Duck->kitchen2]]
[[Garfield and Sylvester->loser]]
[[Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse->loser]]You are still in the kitchen.
Which of the following food items have the least calories?
[[5 ounces of whole milk->loser]]
[[5 teaspoons of sugar->loser]]
[[5 ounces of beer->kitchen3]]
[[5 ounces of vegetable oil->loser]]You are still in the kitchen.
The surrender of Germany in 1945 ended the Third Reich, when did the Second Reich end?
[[1453->loser]]
[[1871->loser]]
[[1918->kitchen4]]
[[1933->loser]]You are still in the kitchen.
Whose debut album "Forever Your Girl" sold over 5,000,000 albums?
[[Paula Abdul->kitchen5]]
[[Tiffany->loser]]
[[Janet Jackson->loser]]
[[Kylie Minogue->loser]]You enter the livingroom.
{(link:"Save game")[
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Game saved!
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]
]}
Three of the four following events took place in 1985, which one happened in 1982?
[[Mikhail Gorbachev became the leader of the Soviet Union->loser]]
[[Pete Rose broke Ty Cobb's record of 4,191 career hits->loser]]
[[Coca Cola replaced its formula to create a "new" Coke->loser]]
[[Britain and Argentina fought a war over the Falkland Islands->livingroom2]]You are still in the livingroom.
How do crickets hear?
[[Through their wings->loser]]
[[Through their belly->loser]]
[[Through their knees->livingroom3]]
[[Through their tongue->loser]]You are still in the livingroom.
On average, what do you do 15 times a day?
[[Laugh->livingroom4]]
[[Burp->loser]]
[[Break wind->loser]]
[[Lick your lips->loser]]You are still in the livingroom.
Which one of these planets rotates clockwise?
[[Uranus->loser]]
[[Mercury->loser]]
[[Pluto->loser]]
[[Venus->livingroom5]]You are still in the livingroom.
Which animal sleeps less than 20 minutes a day?
[[Chameleon->loser]]
[[Koala->loser]]
[[Giraffe->livingroom6]]
[[Beaver->loser]]You are still in the livingroom.
In Elf, Will Ferrell starred in the lead role. But the role was originally intended for someone else. Who?
[[Steve Carell->loser]]
[[Jim Carrey->livingroom7]]
[[Tim Allen->loser]]
[[Chris Rock->loser]]You enter the office.
{(link:"Save game")[
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]
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The second longest coastline, after Canada, is where?
[[Chile->loser]]
[[Australia->loser]]
[[Russia->loser]]
[[Indonesia->office2]](set: $hp1 to 10) (set: $hp2 to 10)
You are still in the family room. You notice a young girl in the room who introduces herself as Bethany, Tony's youngest daughter. She says that you shouldn't be in their house and vows to kick you out!
BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Bethany has $hp2 health points left.
[[Attack->attackbeth]]
[[Defend->defend beth]]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Bethany has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Bethany scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 2) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You score a direct hit on Bethany! (set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 2) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Bethany->Diningroom]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Bethany has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attackbeth]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend beth]] ]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Bethany has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Bethany scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 2) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[killed!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You score a direct hit on Bethany! (set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 2) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[killed Bethany->Diningroom]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Bethany has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attackbeth]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend beth]] ]You are still in the office.
Which of the following items was owned by the fewest U.S. homes in 1990?
[[Home Computer->loser]]
[[CD Player->office3]]
[[Cordless Phone->loser]]
[[Dishwasher->loser]]You are still in the office.
Which one of the following countries is not known as one of the Baltic states?
[[Albania->office4]]
[[Estonia->loser]]
[[Latvia->loser]]
[[Lithuania->loser]](set: $hp1 to 20) (set: $hp2 to 20)
You are still in the dining room. You notice a young girl in the room who introduces herself as Tiffany, Tony's second youngest daughter. She says that you shouldn't be in their house and vows to kick you out!
BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Tiffany has $hp2 health points left.
[[Attack->attacktiff]]
[[Defend->defend tiff]]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Tiffany has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Tiffany scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 2) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You score a direct hit on Tiffany! (set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 2) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Tiffany->Kitchen]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Tiffany has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attacktiff]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend tiff]] ]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Tiffany has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,3))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Tiffany scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 2) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You defend and score a direct hit on Tiffany!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 2) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Tiffany->Kitchen]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Tiffany has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attacktiff]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend tiff]] ](set: $hp1 to 18) (set: $hp2 to 18)
You are still in the kitchen. You notice a young girl in the room who introduces herself as Stephanie, Tony's second oldest daughter. She says that you shouldn't be in their house and vows to kick you out!
BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Stephanie has $hp2 health points left.
[[Attack->attacksteph]]
[[Defend->defend steph]]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Stephanie has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Stephanie scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 3) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You score a direct hit on Stephanie! (set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 2) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Stephanie->livingroom]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Stephanie has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attacksteph]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend steph]] ]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Stephanie has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Stephanie scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 3) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You defend and score a direct hit on Stephanie!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 2) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Stephanie->livingroom]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Stephanie has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attacksteph]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend steph]] ](set: $hp1 to 20) (set: $hp2 to 35)
You are still in the livingroom. You notice a young girl in the room who introduces herself as Leslie, Tony's oldest daughter. She says that you shouldn't be in their house and vows to kick you out!
BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Leslie has $hp2 health points left.
[[Attack->attackles]]
[[Defend->defend les]]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Leslie has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Leslie scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 2) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You score a direct hit on Leslie! (set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 2) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Leslie->office]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Leslie has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attackles]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend les]] ]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Leslie has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,3))
(if: $coin < 2)[ Leslie scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 2) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 1)[ You defend and score a direct hit on Leslie!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 2) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Leslie->office]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Leslie has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attackles]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend les]] ]You are still in the office.
Which of the following vegetables is not one of the ingredients of V-8 juice?
[[Beet->loser]]
[[Carrot->loser]]
[[Spinach->loser]]
[[Cabbage->office5]]
[[Parsley->loser]]You are still in the office.
How many of the first 40 presidents of the United States were not yet 50 years old when they were first sworn in?
[[4->loser]]
[[6->office6]]
[[8->loser]]
[[11->loser]]
[[12->loser]]You are still in the office.
What day time soap opera went off the air in 1989 after more than 13 years?
[[Guiding Light->loser]]
[[Ryan's Hope->office7]]
[[One Life to Live->loser]]
[[The Edge of Night->loser]]
[[Another World->loser]]You are still in the office.
What TV show was the first ever to be watched by over 50 million homes in the United States?
[[Part VIII of Roots in 1977->loser]]
[[The "Who Shot J.R.?" episode of Dallas in 1980->loser]]
[[Super Bowl XX in 1986->loser]]
[[Super Bowl XXX in 1996->loser]]
[[The M*A*S*H special final episode in 1983->office8]]You are still in the office.
The largest deposits of what substance in the United States are found in Florida?
[[Lime->loser]]
[[Slate->loser]]
[[Potash->office9]]
[[Aluminum->loser]]
[[Salt->loser]](set: $hp1 to 40) (set: $hp2 to 50)
You are still in the livingroom. You notice a woman in the room who introduces herself as Tracie, Tony's wife. She says that you shouldn't be in their house and vows to kick you out!
BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Tracie has $hp2 health points left.
[[Attack->attacktra]]
[[Defend->defend tra]]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Tracie has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Tracie scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 4) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You score a direct hit on Tracie! (set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 4) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Tracie->study]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Tracie has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attacktra]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend tra]] ]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Tracie has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,5))
(if: $coin < 4)[ Tracie scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 4) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 3)[ You defend and score a direct hit on Tracie!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 4) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Tracie->study]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Tracie has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attacktra]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend tra]] ]You enter the study.
{(link:"Save game")[
(if:(save-game:"Slot AA"))[
Game saved!
](else: )[
Sorry, I couldn't save your game. Make sure you are not working in private mode in your browser or that your browser is out of memory.
]
]}
Candlemas is known by what name in the United States?
[[April Fool's Day->loser]]
[[Groundhog Day->study2]]
[[Halloween->loser]]
[[Thanksgiving->loser]]
[[Easter->loser]]You are still in the study.
Who was the only major league baseball player to hit 50 or more home runs in a season during the decades of the 70s and 80s?
[[Mark McGwire->loser]]
[[Jim Rice->loser]]
[[George Foster->study3]]
[[Willie Stargell->loser]]
[[Keith Hernandez->loser]]You are still in the study.
What was the retail price of the Brownie Box Camera when introduced by Eastman Kodak in 1900?
[[$1->study4]]
[[$10->loser]]
[[$25->loser]]
[[$100->loser]]
[[$1,000->loser]]You are still in the study.
In 1990, in what percentage of U.S. married couples did the wife earn more money than the husband?
[[4->loser]]
[[8->loser]]
[[10->loser]]
[[18->study5]]
[[22->loser]]You are still in the study.
When Mt. St. Helens erupted on May 18, 1980, how many people were killed?
[[0->loser]]
[[1->loser]]
[[8->loser]]
[[57->study6]]
[[66->loser]]
[[571->loser]]You are still in the study.
Which of these characters turned 40 years old in 1990?
[[Daffy Duck->loser]]
[[Marvin the Marsian->loser]]
[[Mickey Mouse->loser]]
[[Fred Flinstone->loser]]
[[Bugs Bunny->loser]]
[[Charlie Brown->study7]]You are still in the study.
During the 1980s for six consecutive years what breed of dog was the most popular in the U.S.?
[[Cocker Spaniel->study8]]
[[German Shepherd->loser]]
[[Labrador Retriever->loser]]
[[Poodle->loser]]
[[Yorkshire Terrior->loser]]
[[Golden Retriever->loser]]You are still in the study.
In 1988, what TV talk-show host had a house torn down that he/she had bought recently for over 6 million dollars?
[[Joan Rivers->loser]]
[[Sally Jessy Raphael->loser]]
[[David Letterman->loser]]
[[Phil Donahue->study9]]
[[Jay Leno->loser]]
[[Johnny Carson->loser]]You are still in the study.
If you drew a straight line from Kansas through the center of the earth where would the line emerge from the other side of the planet?
[[Australia->loser]]
[[China->loser]]
[[Indonesia->loser]]
[[The Southern Indian Ocean->study10]]
[[The South Pacific, near New Zealand->loser]]
[[Pakistan->loser]]You are still in the study.
When it closed in 1990, what play on Broadway had been performed the most times?
[[Annie->loser]]
[[A Chorus Line->study11]]
[[Oklahoma->loser]]
[[Fiddler on the Roof->loser]]
[[Hello Dolly->loser]]
[[West Side Story->loser]](set: $hp1 to 50) (set: $hp2 to 65)
You are still in the study. You notice a man in the room - is it finally Tony York? The man turns around and you realize it is Roger, Tony's coworker in administration. Roger says if you want to find Tony, you will have to go through him first!
BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Roger has $hp2 health points left.
[[Attack->attackrog]]
[[Defend->defend rog]]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Roger has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Roger scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 4) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You score a direct hit on Roger!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 4) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Roger->gameroom]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Roger has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attackrog]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend rog]] ]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Roger has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Roger scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 4) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You defend and score a direct hit on Roger!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 4) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Roger->gameroom]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Roger has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attackrog]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend rog]] ]You enter the gameroom.
{(link:"Save game")[
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Game saved!
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]}
How many of the 2,224 people aboard the S.S. Titanic survived its sinking in 1912?
[[None->loser]]
[[about a third->gameroom2]]
[[about half->loser]]
[[about two-thirds->loser]]
[[all but one->loser]]You are still in the gameroom.
Approximately when did the world population reach 100 million people?
[[10,000 B.C.->loser]]
[[6,000 B.C.->loser]]
[[3,000 B.C.->gameroom3]]
[[500 B.C.->loser]]
[[300 A.D.->loser]]
[[1,500 A.D.->loser]]You are still in the gameroom.
In Charles Dickens's novel "A Tale of Two Cities", what are names of the two cities?
[[Washington and New York->loser]]
[[London and Rome->loser]]
[[Boston and New York->loser]]
[[Rome and Venice->loser]]
[[Brussels and Moscow->loser]]
[[London and Paris->gameroom4]]You are still in the gameroom.
In Alice in Wonderland, which character is most often seen weeping?
[[The Mock Turtle->gameroom5]]
[[Bill the Lizard->loser]]
[[The Dormouse->loser]]
[[The Gryphon->loser]]
[[Jabberwock->loser]]
[[Dodo->loser]]You are still in the gameroom.
In what year did Leonard Kristensen of Norway lead the first party to land on the mainland of Antarctica?
[[1795->loser]]
[[1845->loser]]
[[1895->gameroom6]]
[[1910->loser]]
[[1945->loser]]
[[1961->loser]]You are still in the gameroom.
Of the 80 students in class, 25 are studying German, 15 French and 13 Spanish. 3 are studying German and French; 4 are studying French and Spanish; 2 are studying German and Spanish; and none is studying all 3 languages at the same time. How many students are not studying any of the three languages?
[[24->loser]]
[[26->loser]]
[[30->loser]]
[[36->gameroom7]]
[[40->loser]]
[[42->loser]]You are still in the gameroom.
From Gulliver's Travels, in what year was Lemuel Gulliver ship wrecked on Lilliput?
[[1299->loser]]
[[1399->loser]]
[[1499->loser]]
[[1599->loser]]
[[1699->gameroom8]]
[[1799->loser]]You are still in the gameroom.
At the time of the Declaration of Independence what was the approximate population of the United States?
[[20,000->loser]]
[[100,000->loser]]
[[200,000->loser]]
[[1,000,000->loser]]
[[2,000,000->gameroom9]]
[[20,000,000->loser]]You are still in the gameroom.
An object travels at fifteen feet per minute. How many feet does it travel in 24 minutes and 40 seconds?
[[150 feet->loser]]
[[250 feet->loser]]
[[320 feet->loser]]
[[370 feet->gameroom10]]
[[410 feet->loser]]
[[430 feet->loser]]You are still in the gameroom.
How many cars were on the road in the U.S. by the end of 1900?
[[13,800->gameroom11]]
[[21,200->loser]]
[[28,100->loser]]
[[34,600->loser]]
[[42,100->loser]]
[[51,300->loser]]You are still in the gameroom.
The Constitution protects citizens against "unreasonable searches and seizures" with which amendment?
[[1st->loser]]
[[4th->gameroom12]]
[[6th->loser]]
[[8th->loser]]
[[9th->loser]]
[[10th->loser]](set: $hp1 to 50) (set: $hp2 to 70)
You are still in the gameroom. You notice a man in the room - is it finally Tony York? The man turns around and you realize it is Dave, Tony's other coworker in administration. Dave says if you want to find Tony, you will have to go through him first!
BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Dave has $hp2 health points left.
[[Attack->attackdav]]
[[Defend->defend dav]]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Dave has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,5))
(if: $coin < 4)[ Dave scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 4) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 3)[ You score a direct hit on Dave!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 4) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Dave->con]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Dave has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attackdav]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend dav]] ]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Dave has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Dave scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 4) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You defend and score a direct hit on Dave!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 4) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Dave->con]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Dave has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attackdav]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend dav]] ]You enter the conservatory. Could this be it? Perhaps Tony York awaits after this room!
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What year did cigarette commercials stop appearing on TV?
[[1962->loser]]
[[1966->loser]]
[[1971->con2]]
[[1977->loser]]
[[1980->loser]]
[[1983->loser]]You are still in the conservatory. Could this be it? Perhaps Tony York awaits after this room!
In the year 1900, which of the following did not take place?
[[The first Barnum & Bailey's circus->con3]]
[[The first College Board Scholastic Aptitude tests->loser]]
[[The first launching of a rigid airship by Ferdinand von Zeppelin->loser]]
[[The first Davis Cup tennis match between the U.S. and Great Britain->loser]]
[[The first World's Fair->loser]]
[[The first airplane flight->loser]]You are still in the conservatory. Could this be it? Perhaps Tony York awaits after this room!
What country became the third one to launch a spacecraft to the moon in January 1990?
[[China->loser]]
[[France->loser]]
[[Japan->con4]]
[[United Kingdom->loser]]
[[Germany->loser]]
[[South Korea->loser]]You are still in the conservatory. Could this be it? Perhaps Tony York awaits after this room!
Where was the UN headquarters located prior to them moving to Manhattan's East Side?
[[San Francisco->loser]]
[[Geneva->loser]]
[[Paris->loser]]
[[Long Island, NY->con5]]
[[Washington D.C.->loser]]
[[Prague->loser]]You are still in the conservatory. Could this be it? Perhaps Tony York awaits after this room!
What is an imaginary number?
[[Any irrational number->loser]]
[[Any irrational number->loser]]
[[The result of dividing any number by zero->con6]]
[[The result of multiplying any number by zero->loser]]
[[Any complex number->loser]]
[[Any number that can't be clearly defined like infinity->loser]]You are still in the conservatory. Could this be it? Perhaps Tony York awaits after this room!
During which decade was the television invented?
[[1890's->loser]]
[[1900's->loser]]
[[1910's->loser]]
[[1920's->con7]]
[[1930's->loser]]
[[1940's->loser]]You are still in the conservatory. Could this be it? Perhaps Tony York awaits after this room!
What president was the first to live in the White House?
[[George Washington->loser]]
[[John Adams->con8]]
[[Thomas Jefferson->loser]]
[[James Madison->loser]]
[[James Monroe->loser]]
[[John Quincy Adams->loser]]You are still in the conservatory. Could this be it? Perhaps Tony York awaits after this room!
Who was the author of the 1978 bestseller The Ends of Power?
[[John Dean->loser]]
[[Gerald Ford->loser]]
[[John Ehrlichman->loser]]
[[H.R. Haldeman->loser]]
[[Gordon Liddy->con9]]
[[Walter Mondale->loser]]You are still in the conservatory. Could this be it? Perhaps Tony York awaits after this room!
To whom did Adolf Hitler dictate 'Mein Kampf', in prison?
[[Rudolf Hess->con10]]
[[Hermann Goering->loser]]
[[Joseph Goebbels->loser]]
[[Adolf Eichman->loser]]
[[Martin Bormann->loser]]
[[Franz Stangl->loser]]You are still in the conservatory. Could this be it? Perhaps Tony York awaits after this room!
Who killed Achilles in Homer's epic - 'The Iliad'?
[[Hectpr->loser]]
[[Agamemnon->loser]]
[[Paris->con11]]
[[Priam->loser]]
[[Patroclus->loser]]
[[Menelaus->loser]]You are still in the conservatory. Could this be it? Perhaps Tony York awaits after this room!
What is rock legend Bono's real name?
[[Paul Hewson->con12]]
[[Dave Evans->loser]]
[[James Garner->loser]]
[[Steven Tallarico->loser]]
[[Dave Hogan->con11]]
[[Ben Cyrus->loser]](set: $hp1 to 100) (set: $hp2 to 100)
You are still in the conservatory. You notice a man in the room - IT IS TONY YORK! Tony says "I have been waiting for
you! Well played so far but I'm afraid your time is up!"
BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Tony has $hp2 health points left.
[[Attack->attackton]]
[[Defend->defend ton]]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Tony has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,3))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Tony scores a direct hit!
(set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 12) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You score a direct hit on Tony!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 8) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Tony->lon1]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Tony has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp2 >= $hp1 and $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 15)[ [[Attack->attackton]] ]
(if: $hp2 >= $hp1 and $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 15)[ [[Defend->defend ton]] ]
(if: $hp1 > $hp2 and $hp2 > 15)[ [[Attack->attackton]] ]
(if: $hp1 > $hp2 and $hp2 > 15)[ [[Defend->defend ton]] ]
(if: $hp2 <= 15)[ [[Tony York says this isn't over yet and retreats! Meet me in the lounge!->lon1]] ]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Tony has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Tony scores a direct hit!
(set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 12) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You defend and score a direct hit on Tony!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 8) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Tony->lon1]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Tony has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp2 >= $hp1 and $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 15)[ [[Attack->attackton]] ]
(if: $hp2 >= $hp1 and $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 15)[ [[Defend->defend ton]] ]
(if: $hp1 > $hp2 and $hp2 > 15)[ [[Attack->attackton]] ]
(if: $hp1 > $hp2 and $hp2 > 15)[ [[Defend->defend ton]] ]
(if: $hp2 <= 15)[ [[Tony York says this isn't over yet and retreats! Meet me in the lounge!->lon1]] ]You enter the lounge. Your rematch with Tony York awaits!
{(link:"Save game")[
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As of 2004, how many Dalai Lama's have there been?
[[7->loser]]
[[9->loser]]
[[11->loser]]
[[14->long2]]
[[17->loser]]
[[21->loser]]You are still in the lounge. Your rematch with Tony York awaits!
In which museum is the 'Mona Lisa' on display?
[[Louvre->long3]]
[[The Vatican Museum->loser]]
[[Smithsonian->loser]]
[[Musee d'Orsay->loser]]
[[Musee de Pontoise->loser]]
[[Carnavalet Museum->loser]]You are still in the lounge. Your rematch with Tony York awaits!
What is the largest lake in the world?
[[Aral Sea->loser]]
[[The Black Sea->loser]]
[[Lake Victoria->loser]]
[[Lake Huron->loser]]
[[Lake Superior->loser]]
[[Caspian Sea->long4]]You are still in the lounge. Your rematch with Tony York awaits!
Which US President rescued a young woman from a burning ship and married her four months later?
[[Harry Truman->loser]]
[[Zachary Taylor->loser]]
[[Herbert Hoover->loser]]
[[Dwight Eisenhower->loser]]
[[John Tyler->long5]]
[[Ulysses Grant->loser]](set: $hp1 to 100) (set: $hp2 to 100)
You are still in the lounge. You come face to face with TONY YORK again! Tony says "Things will be different this time. I'm ready this time!"
BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Tony has $hp2 health points left.
[[Attack->attackton2]]
[[Defend->defend ton2]]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Tony has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,5))
(if: $coin < 4)[ Tony scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 13) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 3)[ You score a direct hit on Tony!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 8) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Tony->par]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Tony has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attackton2]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend ton2]] ]BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. Tony has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ Tony scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 13) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You score a direct hit on Tony!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 8) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated Tony->par]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. Tony has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attackton2]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend ton2]] ]You have defeated Tony York!!!
BUT WAIT, what is this? Tony says "I still have one FINAL trick up my sleeve! That's right, my ENTIRE family - Bethany, Tiffany, Stephanie, Leslie, Tracie, and myself are all uniting now to defeat you once and for all! We'll be waiting!"
You enter the parlor room. Your battle with the entire York family awaits!
{(link:"Save game")[
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]}
Which of the following elements is the most common chemical constituent of sand particles?
[[Carbon->loser]]
[[Sodium->loser]]
[[Iron->loser]]
[[Silicon->par2]]
[[Calcium->loser]]
[[Phosphate->loser]]You are still in the parlor room. Your battle with the entire York family awaits!
Which are the oldest mountains in North America?
[[Andes Mountains->loser]]
[[Rocky Mountains->loser]]
[[Appalachian Mountains->par3]]
[[Mackenzie Mountains->loser]]
[[Wasatch Mountains->loser]]
[[Alaska Range Mountains->loser]]You are still in the parlor room. Your battle with the entire York family awaits!
Which US President's picture appears on the silver dollar ?
[[James Madison->loser]]
[[Thomas Jefferson->loser]]
[[Franklin Roosevelt->loser]]
[[Teddy Roosevelt->loser]]
[[Dwight Eisenhower->par4]]
[[Franklin Pierce->loser]](set: $hp1 to 100) (set: $hp2 to 100)
You are still in the parlore. You come face to face with the ENTIRE York Family! Tony says "I brought in the reinforcements. You'll never defeat us now."
FINAL BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. York Family has $hp2 health points left.
[[Attack->attackton3]]
[[Defend->defend ton3]]FINAL BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. York Family has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,4))
(if: $coin < 3)[ York Family scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 15) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 2)[ You score a direct hit on York Family!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 7) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated The York Family->ending1]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. York Family has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attackton3]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend ton3]] ]FINAL BOSS BATTLE!
You have $hp1 health points left. York Family has $hp2 health points left.
(set: $coin to (random: 1,5))
(if: $coin < 4)[ York Family scores a direct hit! (set: $hp1 to $hp1 - 15) ]
(if: $hp1 < 1)[ You have been [[defeated!->loser]] ]
(if: $coin > 3)[ You defend and score a direct hit on York Family!
(set: $hp2 to $hp2 - 7) ]
(if: $hp2 < 1)[ You have [[defeated The York Family->ending1]] ]
You have $hp1 health points left. York Family has $hp2 health points left.
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Attack->attackton3]] ]
(if: $hp1 > 0 and $hp2 > 0)[ [[Defend->defend ton3]] ]Congratulations! You have defeated the entire York family!
Tony says to you "fair is fair, the better person won today. I am a man of my word and I will make sure you graduate high school with your class. You earned this. Anyone with your knowledge and determination [[will be successful in life.->ending2]]
[[You have successfully comepleted all quests!->ending3]]
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