Rusty Shifters

(text-color: "darkred")[''RUSTY SHIFTERS''] By: Jacob Anzalone [[Start the Story!->Start Story]] Please feel free to use this link below to play my previous interactive story I've made on Twine a couple years back. (link: "Space Flight Engage")[(goto-url: 'http://philome.la/anzyjeek/space-flight-engage/play')]

Welcome to (text-color: "darkred")[''Rusty Shifters!!''] In this interactive story, your name is ''Scar'' and you've been competing in demolition racing tournaments since you were a child; with your brother 'Diesel' always by your side. As you guys were taught to race by your late parents, who both tragically died on a track some years back, you and Diesel, have been traveled the world racing circuits, earning cred in high stake competitions; all while honoring your parents. Not long ago, your brother got into some shady deals with the wrong type of goons and they decided to take him in as collateral, while you reluctantly enter into a nearby demolition race, to win the cash prizes, in exchange for his life. ^^''Information''^^ - You must earn enough money to pay off your brothers debt. //DEBT = $100,000// ^^''Damage Types''^^ Light Damage - (text-color: "green")[Light] Medium Damage - (text-color: "orange")[Medium] Heavy Damage - (text-color: "red")[Heavy] - These damage types are shown throughout the story. They effect various damages to your vehicle conditions. - You must make sure to keep the integrity of your car's condition, intact and mobile to sucessfully complete this story. - If at anytime ''All'' of your vehicle's conditions reach -''0%''- you'll recieve a DNF result. - ENGINE - BRAKES - BODY - TIRES - - Keep in mind, some special decisions will only be only available, if specific vehicle conditions are over ''50%''. To win the Race? You must be 'First Place' as the progress reaches ''100%'', indicating you have finished the race. Replay as needed. If not, you will have to compete again in another race and earn the money for your brother's debt. Good luck out there Scar! [[Continue]] (set: $Debt to 0) (set: $Won to false)

^^''ANNOUNCER''^^ (either: "Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for a race here at 'Rusty Shifters'!? 'Cause today we have one for the ages. Looking unto the starting line, sitting in those powerful racing machines, are drivers from across the world, eager to take part in this competition. The winner, if they do survive, will win 100 thousand dollars and be written in history as 'the driver who just won a derby race'!", "Welcome everyone, to the annual 'Rusty Shifters' competition elimination race! Today we have twenty-four of the finest racing machines in the world...or at least whatever they could afford! The winner of this derby, will not only go home a hero amongst the rusty shifters of yesteryear but also they will win 100 thousand dollars and the bragging rights to smother in the faces of their opponents!", "Welcome to the race of the century! Folks we have a real treat for you tonight! In those machines down there revving and spinning their tire, sits drivers that are thirsty for a challenge. What is that challenge? To race, smash....most likely crash there way down that track and into our hearts. Folks get ready cause it's gonna be a spectacle to behold! The Winner will receive 100 thousand dollars and a gift certificate to 'Big Bertha's Barnyard Animal Gift Shop'!") - - (either: "That sounds good, right? I know I'd love to get my hands on that kind of cash. But first we gotta race!","Oh yeah, that's a lot of money right there. First, we have to get this thing started!","That kind of money is something worth racing for, I can tell you that. So let's kick this off!") - - (either: "Drivers...are you ready?!","Drivers!", "Drivers, are you ready?!") //The sound of 12,000 horsepower from revving engines, roar against the sidewalls of the track.// ''Scar:'' (either: "Alright car. We got this!", "Focus Scar!","Hang in there Diesel!") - "On my mark..." //He pulls out a gun and points it towards the sky.// "Give em hell guys!" //Bang!// [[Let's Race]] (set: $Index to 0)(set: $Progress to 0) (set: $Engine to 100)(set: $Brakes to 100)(set: $Body to 100) (set: $Tires to 100)

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (set: $Left to (either: 20,21,22))[(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Left)] of 24]'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to 0)(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)] %''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "Alright I'm in the center of these guys, I need to find an opening...", "Let's do this! I got a good feeling about this race!", "I'm ready to race, ready to rock n' roll!")''^^ (either: "//Hi, I'm your voice of reason. I'll be in your head for the duration of this race. Don't worry your not going insane...just a maniac in the making. Oh look a vehicle to your left just moved to the side of you, knocking their bumper against your door! You can be aggressive about this, be cautious or do both!//", "//Hello driver! I'm your voice of reason, kind of guiding you throughout this race! Do not fret though, your not going mental, haha. But nevermind that, there's a vehicle that just gave you a little nudge-a-roo! Those pesky drivers! Teach them a lesson, keep a cool head or do both!//", "//Hey driver of this vehicle! I'm your voice of reason, stuck in your head, to help you through this race! Don't worry, your not going completely insane. Alright so there's a vehicle that just bumped into you like a madman! Let's dish out some good old' fashion destruction, or play it safe like a professional or come on, just dabble with both if you'd like!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (set: $Engine to $Engine)(print: $Engine)[%] BRAKES - (set: $Brakes to $Brakes)(print: $Brakes)[%] BODY - (set: $Body to $Body)(print: $Body)[%] TIRES - (set: $Tires to $Tires)(print: $Tires)[%] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "Drive cautiously!", "Keep a keen eye out for drivers!","Watch out for unprofessional drivers!")->Be Cautious!]] ^^(text-color: "green")[Light]^^ [[(either: "Drive your own path!", "Make your rules!","Just drive the way you want!")->Your own path!]] [[(either: "Cause mayhem and pain!", "Take destruction racing up a notch!","Become the destroyer of worlds!")->Be Agressive!]] ^^(text-color: "green")[Light]^^

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 23 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left + (either: 0,1)))(print: $Left)]](else: $Left >= 24)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 24)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "Not today, I got things to do!", "Moving on. I gotta get out of here!", "How about you just leave me alone!")''^^ (either: "//It was probably for the best to avoid any mayhem for now! Sometimes maniacs like yourself need some downtime. Just don't take too long in your head now...drivers need some slamming and the audience don't have the patience!//", "//Your starting to become one with yourself. You have this patient attitude, mixed with maniacal tendencies! Strange but good!//", "//I suppose it's time to take a breather and take in the destruction around you. The noise of screams of drivers smashing into stuff, the smell of burning metal and squealing tires! The...ok you get the picture!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (print: $Engine)[%](if: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BRAKES - (print: $Brakes)[%](if: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BODY - (print: $Body)[%](if: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] TIRES - (print: $Tires)[%](if: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "Pedal to the metal. Let's go!", "Daylight's burning. Step on it!","Your adventure to race, awaits you!")->Your own adventure!]] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - (either: 1,2,3)))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "I'm gonna remain calm!", "Let's not get all worked up over that!", "Stay focused scar!")''^^ (either: "// There are drivers all around you! Heck one even hit into you! You might need to be a little assertive...but I know! That's just impossible to muster right now, being as your on a path of enlightenment. Take your time!//", "//Drivers! Everywhere! Like the one that just rammed into you...I mean these guys mean business. If your gonna become one with nature or whatever, then try and make some of the 'off-cuff' decisions once in a while!//", "//It's all fair in the love of racing, but really...did you have to let them hit right into you and drive off in the wind?! I'm no critic, but the audience sure didn't seem pleased on at one. This walk the path of peace is becoming of you!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Engine)[%]](else: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Brakes)[%]](else: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Body)[%]](else: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Tires)[%]](else: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "Slightly cause a minor accident!", "If they don't see you coming, it's all fair game!","Just a light tap on the bumper!")->Taking it easy!]] ^^(text-color: "orange")[Medium]^^ (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - (either: 1,2,3)))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "if I just hit them a bit, they'll back off!", "I'm gonna just nudge that vehicle a little, or allot!", "Stay calm! Just bash a little!")''^^ (either: "//Great! You made progress in the demolition race! You used your vehicle for it's intended purpose; which is to create total anarchy on a diabolical level. However, upon doing so, you made some new friends smash!//", "//Great hit on that car! Your path of peace is showing progress...not long now and you'll start to hand out flowers to the winning racers. Come on! Get smashing! Why? Cause there are drivers all around you now!//", "//Alright! You did good hitting into that vehicle! Just keep up that passive-aggressive racing style and you'll be home in no time! Of course, if you want....those incoming drivers behind you could use a little TLC on their vehicles...if you know what I mean!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 10, 15)))(print: $Engine)[%]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 10, 15)))(print: $Brakes)[%]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 10, 15)))(print: $Body)[%]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 10, 15)))(print: $Tires)[%]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "I should, but I wont!", "Not today! It's not my time to shine!","Gracefully decline!")->I have to do what I have to do!]] [[(either: "I should crash into this vehicle!", "Start the carnage and rampage and stuff!","Cause a major accident!")->Finding your inner peace!]] ^^(text-color: "red")[Heavy]^^ (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 23 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left + (either: 0,1)))(print: $Left)]](else: $Left >= 24)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 24)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "Time to make up my mind!", "Out here. Everthings fair game!", "It looks clear...it looks....clearish?!")''^^ (either: "//Hey taking a break out here, isn't a bad thing. It's just plain old' dangerous! I mean a 70 MPH 2-ton metal object coming at you from any which way, can put a real damper on your evening! The choice to chill or become killed! You make or break that decision on your own!//", "//This race is all over the place. Drivers hitting into each other, which is fine, but drivers hitting into parked emergency vehicles, that's just kinda... awesome! I mean where's the irony in that right?!//", "//Relax! Take a load off, park right here and put on the radio! Nothing bad or mistakenly upsetting would happen in the amount of time it took you to apply pressure on the brake, come to a stop, put the car in park, switch on the radio, turn the dial to...BAM! That long!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (print: $Engine)[%](if: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BRAKES - (print: $Brakes)[%](if: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BODY - (print: $Body)[%](if: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] TIRES - (print: $Tires)[%](if: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "Start cruisin' to find some bruisin'!", "Gas pedal + foot = car movement!","Accelerate and move along!")->Decisions! Decisions!]] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - (either: 1,2,3)))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "A little nudge here. A little slam there!", "Move or be hit a bit!", "Too many cars in my way")''^^ (either: "//At this point in the race, you have some options available to you. Take your car and use it for smashing things or avoid cars and move on racing. Now, this decision is solely based on your level of sanity...oh yeah that's right, maniac and all. Alright just slam that vehicle into something harder than itself and drive away smiling then!//", "//Its a good thing these drivers have roll cages cause some of them, flip over and roll a bunch of times. Anyway, it looks like some vehicles want to flip you, my guess...don't let them if you can help it! Oh, I spoke too late, you just hit that car into another car, that hit a tree! That was a strange sight to see, but awesome and potentially dangerous to stand next too!//", "// You're not taking any chances, are you! Avoiding cars here, lightly brushing up against a car there! You're making this look easy and ... wow! Nevermind, you just 'softly' bashed up against a car and caused it to do a front flip into a wall! I stand corrected, your easy approach to this race, causes your maniac-ism to come up and take control! I'm not complaining about that one!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Engine)[%]](else: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Brakes)[%]](else: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Body)[%]](else: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Tires)[%]](else: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "If I can avoid it, smash it instead!", "Looking for trouble, well might as well!", "The trouble is staying away from it!")->Avoiding things is the norm!]] ^^(text-color: "orange")[Medium]^^ (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - (either: 1,2,3)))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "I'm not going to get punked out here!", "Your gonna regret that!", "Feel the pain buddy!")''^^ (either: "//Nice, you just made an enemy on the track! Why? Well that move just bumped that driver into a wall, tearing off it's passenger side door! Not a bad way to make some enemies out here...just a sure way to get paid back on! Like a maniac worries about such things, am I right?!//", "//Less thinking about it, more spontaneous reactions! Destruction and mayhem, the best part of any demolition breakfast! Hey, if your hungrier you could try and slam some more drivers into objects other than soft bystanders and squishy tire walls!//", "//Your amping up this destruction and potentially hazardous drivers conditions out here. You must of read the non-existing rule book on your way to this race! It clearly stated, 'Do not make a mess, please and thank you.' Haha!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition -- '' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Engine)[%]](else: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Brakes)[%]](else: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Body)[%]](else: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Tires)[%]](else: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "Be the driving nightmare!", "Dish out the destruction!","Crash through everything!")->Agression!]] ^^(text-color: "orange")[Medium]^^ (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 23 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left + (either: 0,1)))(print: $Left)]](else: $Left >= 24)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 24)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Begin the Race!")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "I have a decision to make...what to do?!", "It's go one way, or the other. Hmm!", "Either way, thinks look bad out here!")''^^ (either: "//This is a tough one to call. Whether or not you choose to race on or fight on, depends solely on how you see the outcome in that head of yours. Do you want to be remembered as the driver who crashed and bashed or the driver who likes strolling along and listening to the sound of...screams basically!//", "//I know the tough times are waiting ahead, but listen your not gonna get far sitting in that seat, holding that steering wheel, pushing that pedal and hoping for the best! You need to decide who you are...well aside from being a maniac I mean!//", "//The racing conditions out here are not in racing circuit regulations! Hey but in light of all this, you have got to this point...your still intact, alive, mobile and ready to race, or crash, or just walk that path of peace!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (print: $Engine)[%](if: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BRAKES - (print: $Brakes)[%](if: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BODY - (print: $Body)[%](if: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] TIRES - (print: $Tires)[%](if: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "Let's find some trouble!", "Where are you drivers. Where oh where!", "I hear engines. That means I must destroy them!")->These drivers are insane!]] ^^(text-color: "green")[Light]^^ [[(either: "Avoid incoming collisions!", "Steer clear of accidents !","Maneuver as much as possible!")->I'm glad I know how to drive!]] ^^(text-color: "green")[Light]^^ (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - (either: 1,2,3)))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "I'm going to hit things now!", "Drivers need a lesson, I'm the teacher!", "Was your license mailed ordered?!")''^^ (either: "//While your driving you see some drivers who need a lesson in how to crash! You could approach them with some knowledge about road safety or show them a crash course in...well crashing! Of course you don't have too not do it...of course, you need to teach those drivers some crash test situations! You wouldn't be sane doing otherwise! Alright...well you just showed them a thing or two! Those drovers just hit each other after you hit them against each other, which ended in a major accident! I suppose they get deferments for that?//", "//It looks like your in a good position out here! Most drivers have been destroyed or stuck...in some kind of weird position by now, probably upside or something. But you though.. you're driving just fine and having a blast I'm sure! Well, the maniac part of you is. Speaking of crazy...you just crash right into the back of this vehicle and spun out of control for a brief moment, until stabilizing yourself on the road. Who are you?!//", "//These drivers out here are just plain crazy when it comes to overtaking a vehicle on the track! They seem to crash into you, before passing, resulting in mixed situations, that most likely end up with them driving into something other than air! Lucky or just good driving experience, but you like to smash right into them as they pass themselves! Like this vehicle you crashed into and pushing them right into a wall, causing both of your vehicles to wobble and shake!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 10, 15)))(print: $Engine)[%]](else: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 10, 15)))(print: $Brakes)[%]](else: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 10, 15)))(print: $Body)[%]](else: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 10, 15)))(print: $Tires)[%]](else: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "Time to smash and smile!", "My vehicle + your vehicle = carnage!","A smashing extravaganza!")->This vehicle can do great things!]] ^^(text-color: "red")[Heavy]^^ [[(either: "I'll back off a bit!", "Take the road less traveled!","Move away from these vehicles!")->I have to do what I have to do!]] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 23 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left + (either: 0,1)))(print: $Left)]](else: $Left >= 24)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 24)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "I could, but I shouldn't...maybe?!", "I need to rack up some smashing tallies!", "This junk car I'm driving...is actaully holding up!")''^^ (either: "//Driving around you come up to these two vehicles battling it out over to your left. To your right, there is a vehicle that just hit into a steel barricade...nevermind that, oh there's a vehicle in front of you who just smashed through a fence and now is, what appears to be challenging you! Whatever will you do?!//", "//Demolition racing at it's finest. Drivers smashing into each other, causing mayhem and broken hearts! Some drivers even decide to involuntarily smash there way through objects that are harder than them! Who knew! Of course, we have to mention, this vehicle up ahead who just went on two wheels and luckily came back down, but now is right up against your side. So many things you can do...just do it!//", "//Race car drivers need sponsors! I mean certain drivers...not you, of course, your a straight up maniac. But good news! To fill that void of post-race revenue, you can approach that vehicle to your right and do something worth more than gold itself. Crash and bash! Or not of course...the whole peace thing.//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (print: $Engine)[%](if: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BRAKES - (print: $Brakes)[%](if: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BODY - (print: $Body)[%](if: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] TIRES - (print: $Tires)[%](if: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "I just wanna race instead!", "Probably nothing anyway. Just drive!","Let's take the scenic route!")->Your own path!]] [[(either: "That drivers nuts. I'm he won't hit me!", "Not my problem. I'll leave that car alone!","I'll pick my own battles, thank you!")->Be Cautious!]] ^^(text-color: "green")[Light]^^ [[(either: "I could just bang that vehicle up a bit!", "Nothing wrong with crashing into a fellow driver!","It's me or him. I choose me of course.")->I'm glad I know how to drive!]] ^^(text-color: "green")[Light]^^ (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - (either: 1,2,3)))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "I'm gonna wreck you!", "Not a chance pal!", "Rolling thunder here it comes!")''^^ (either: "//You slam that vehicle right against another wall, tearing through the vehicles body parts as it rubs the concrete at high speed! You're getting angrier and the crowd is getting happier!//", "//The more you hit stuff, the more things break. The more things break, the more of that maniac inside starts to creep its way out! Keep it up, the more the merrier!//", "//Oh yeah! Nothing like vehicle parts rolling down the track and fumes filling the air with clouds of fiery smoke! Good for you, bad for them!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Engine)[%]](else: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Brakes)[%]](else: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Body)[%]](else: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Tires)[%]](else: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "Cause the pain, be the pain!", "Start the apocalypse!","Smash, grind, destroy!")->Always agressive!]] ^^(text-color: "red")[Heavy]^^ [[(either: "Move on. Theres more vehicles to get!", "Mayhem can wait. Drive on!","Drive outta that mess!")->Change of pace!]] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - (either: 1,2,3)))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "I smell fear...I must destroy!", "My vehicle is hungry. Feed it now!", "Insanity! That's not the point though!")''^^ (either: "//As you seek out potential prey, you find a couple of stragglers, chugging away down the track. You pull up next to them and bash one of them into the other, causing them to flip a bit, roll and smack right into a row of reinforced concrete walls. Not only did that explode with excitement from the audience, but it also exploded. So...that happened!//", "//If you find them, they will come! You pull up behind this mean-looking racing machine and nudge it to get the drivers attention. No result from that. Well you then pit the car, the car spins out and as there turning you see the panicked look in the driver's eyes. Deep down you feel bad...but of course, you don't, you know the whole maniac thing!//", "//Up ahead are some accidents! Over there is a vehicle flipped over on fire! To your right is car stuck...on a tree stump? And to your left is a car that just smashed into you...wanting to play a game of cat and mouse I guess. So you return the favor and play a game instead called, 'Welcome to the DNF Club' as you smash that car into some trees.//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Engine)[%]](else: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Brakes)[%]](else: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Body)[%]](else: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 5, 10)))(print: $Tires)[%]](else: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "Find drivers crazier than you!", "Search for unroad legal drivers!", "Crash some cars up!")->Too many crazy drivers out here!]] ^^(text-color: "orange")[Medium]^^ (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 23 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left + (either: 0,1)))(print: $Left)]](else: $Left >= 24)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 24)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "To wreck, or not to wreck?!", "I own this road, until the race is over I mean!", "I hope this jalopy holds out!")''^^ (either: "//As your driving out, you find a vehicle with white smoke coming out of its hood! This driver's radiator might be broken, but if you decide to smash into it's rear and make it spin out, the only thing he'll have to fix is a broken heart!//", "//Your racing along and come across a weaker car, not doing a single thing! Boy, you found an easy one! This vehicle still has a fresh coat of paint...unless you want to slam right into it and make that driver's prized possession, worth about as much as a spare tire!//", "//So your making your way in the race today, taken every second of time you got. Until you find a couple of vehicles provoking you to smash into them! You see that's childish and should be handled...by doing whatever a professional race car driver would do in a demolition race!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (print: $Engine)[%](if: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BRAKES - (print: $Brakes)[%](if: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BODY - (print: $Body)[%](if: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] TIRES - (print: $Tires)[%](if: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "Forget about that and get racing!", "Not worth the hassle or the time!","That's a fiasco, waiting to happen!")->Your own path!]] [[(either: "When opportune moments come, start the mayhem!", "They want a lesson in total destruction. Show em!","Use that vehicle for what it's made for. Smashing!")->Be Agressive!]] ^^(text-color: "green")[Light]^^ [[(either: "Join the fun, the pain has begun!", "These drivers need a helping hand in destruction!","No rest for us wicked contenders!")->These drivers are insane!]] ^^(text-color: "green")[Light]^^ (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - (either: 1,2,3)))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "That vehicle is junk!", "All I see is your remains!", "Your nothing but scrap heap now!")''^^ (either: "//Fancy words! But did they help you? Of course, they did! You just slammed that vehicle to oblivion, causing them to spin out, crash and burn! However, from all this going on, there seem to be vehicles right in front of you blocking your path. Now I know...being a maniac means you could drive right into them and cause some major damage. But of course, there is the, 'let's avoid this drama' and move on from here! The choice is ultimately yours...just hurry up before they get antsy!//", "//You just schooled them on how to make fun of each other, while driving a car! Not great...but at least that vehicle is rolling over a couple of times, causing some down-track pile-ups! On another note, there is a massive pile-up in front of you, on fire and making a lot of smoke! You could plow on through like a madman! Or pillow this and softly move them out of the way!//", "//Hmm...did I hear the audience react to you smashing that vehicle against a steel barrier? Yes, I did and the crowd seems very pleased indeed! Oh...sorry to ruin your parade, but some vehicles are crashing into each other, spinning out, causing a sight of sheer mayhem. On any other day, this would we awesome to look at, but you better decide to smash them or take the high road outta here!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Engine)[%]](else: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Brakes)[%]](else: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Body)[%]](else: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Tires)[%]](else: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ (link: "Make your car a battering ram!")[(if: $Body < 50)[(text-color: "grey")[Body condition below 50%]](else: $Body >= 50)[(alert: "Battering Ram! Your risking enverything, as you plow though debris and vehicles!")(goto: "Battering Ram!")]] ^^(text-color: "red")[Heavy]^^ [[(either: "Enough of this for now. Another time and place!", "There's enough vehicles to go around. I can wait!","There's too much heat on me. I best move on for now!")->Change of pace!]] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

(if: $Left is 3 and $Won is false and $Damage > 0)[(set: $Debt to ($Debt + 50000))](if: $Left is 2 and $Won is false and $Damage > 0)[(set: $Debt to ($Debt + 75000))](if: $Left is 1 and $Won is false and $Damage > 0)[(set: $Debt to ($Debt + 100000))](if: $Left > 3 and $Damage > 0 and $Won is false)[(set: $Debt to ($Debt + 25000))](if: $Debt >= 100000 and $Damage > 0)[(set: $Won to true)(alert: "You earned enough money to pay off the debt!!")] [[Demolition Race]] In this race, drivers will be pitted against one another on a track filled with high speed challenges and nasty driving personalities. Keep your wits about you, as you prepare to be smashed against walls, spun out and left with more than a fender bender. We have a couple Medics on standby. -- Money Earned: ''(text-color: "darkblue")[(if: $Won is false)[$(print: $Debt)]](if: $Won is true)[(link: "Pay off the debt!!")[(goto: "Ending")]]'' -out of- $100,000 --

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - 3))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "Oh yeah! This is awesome!", "I better...hang on!", "An extra 100+ boost to horsepower!")''^^ (either: "//Look at you go! Speeding straight ahead, flying past those drivers at breakneck speed...oh that's right, things are supposed to go wrong. Your engine starts to make a strange noise and then a fireball spits out your tailpipe! This could be a bad thing, but for now, you should just maintain awareness of your vehicle and forget that ever happened!//", "//Great decision to boost! Not only is using NOS probably, maybe, perhaps illegal during this race, but that's what makes this race awesome! Losing those drivers back there was a much-needed break and allowed you to get some space between them!//", "//A speedy retreat! Those other drivers did not see that coming. They're trying to keep up! Although using NOS did take a toll on your performance for a bit, as your engine clinked and clanked! But good news though! You're ahead and making some good ground!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (print: $Engine)[%](if: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BRAKES - (print: $Brakes)[%](if: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BODY - (print: $Body)[%](if: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] TIRES - (print: $Tires)[%](if: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ (link: (either: "Get back and race!", "Ok you did good, now start racing!","Nice! Now race already!"))[(goto: (either: "Decisions! Decisions!","Move on from that!"))] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Begin the Race!")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - 3))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "Hold it together!", "I'm just losing my mind out here!", "This might be a bad idea!")''^^ (either: "//A wild and crazy idea! This choice of braking in the middle of a high-speed race, might or might not end in your favor. But luck be a lady it did! Your impressive e-braking just saved you a heap of trouble and those vehicles did not see that coming! Great job...maybe being this maniac has it benefits huh! //", "//Wow! That was some kind of neat trick you just did, braking and spinning out, then correcting yourself! Not maybe drivers can pull that stunt off without crashing into something very hard! But you, the maniac, it couldn't have been done any better!//", "//This might be your craziest move yet! Just blindly braking and hoping for the best... You have some slightly off ideas don't you...and boy they sure do work in the end! I mean I wouldn't break like this in the middle of any driving situation but...you know. I've said it before, I'll say it again, your just a genuine maniac!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (print: $Engine)[%](if: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BRAKES - (print: $Brakes)[%](if: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BODY - (print: $Body)[%](if: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] TIRES - (print: $Tires)[%](if: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ (link: (either: "Race on!", "Get back out there!","Start racing!"))[(goto: (either: "Decisions! Decisions!","Move on from that!"))] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Begin the Race!")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - (either: 1,2,3)))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "Smashing my way to victory!", "I have a car made to slam, let's do this!", "Come on you 500 Horsepower piece of junk!")''^^ (either: "//While your driving around, casually taking in the sights...well mostly just carnage and broken glass, but you see a vehicle, that just got done slamming someone into the side of a wall. So in true demolition fashion, you decide to investigate, by driving up to it and slamming that vehicle into the wall also. Maybe now, they could get together and share their stories about how they didn't finish the race!//", "//Some of the crashes in this race are very bizarre. Like for instance, the vehicle to your right is missing its front driver side wheel and to your immediate left is a vehicle without any wheels. But this vehicle in front of you just slammed on their brakes, as you crash into it and almost go right through it! Wow!//", "//The sheer magnitude of destruction on this track is gonna take forever to clean up! Over here is a vehicle on fire, the vehicle's over there, on top of a wall of burning tires...it's a grand sight to set your eyes on. As you drive along through thick clouds of black smoke you find yourself between two drivers, that both slam into you and flip over, tumbling down the track! Talk about being unlucky and lucky at the same time!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 10, 15)))(print: $Engine)[%]](else: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 10, 15)))(print: $Brakes)[%]](else: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 10, 15)))(print: $Body)[%]](else: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 10, 15)))(print: $Tires)[%]](else: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "After that, let me just take it easier!", "There's enough destruction to go around for now!","Let's just take a step back and move on!")->Change of pace!]] [[(either: "Destroying these cars. It's a hobby, not a job!", "Find some vehicles to put down!","Take on some unprofessional tendencies!")->I have to stay safe!]] ^^(text-color: "red")[Heavy]^^ (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

You did it! You saved your brother from those goons and paid off his debt. Maybe this time he'll stop betting on fixed games! ''THANK YOU!!'' Created by: Jacob Anzalone [[Start over again?->Welcome ]]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - (either: 1,2,3)))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "Where are the vehicles to smash?!", "Nothing can stop me now!", "It's my time to shine! Bring it on!")''^^ (either: "//This leisure drive along the track, have you coming across three or four other vehicles lined up in a row, blocking any chance of you to pass! Now at this point, your vehicle's condition is...well, let's just say it's not showroom material anymore. So making a rash decision isn't anything bad at this point, after all, you have to win the race. Speaking of winning...it looks like all of those vehicles just slammed on their brakes! It's like a wall of metal coming right towards you at an alarming rate! Decide fast or use those racing skills to get out of dodge!//", "//Your driving along and what do you find? A vehicle parked with its four ways on, as the driver is trying to get their car unstuck from the mud pit they found themselves in! Lucky for that driver, another vehicle just slammed into them, helping them out, as both vehicles crash against some steel barricades! For you, on the other hand, a couple of vehicles are quickly approaching you from behind, ready to deal some serious damage! I know doing something amazing at this point could benefit your career, but is it worth it?!//", "//Some people find driving to be a pleasurable thing to do, others find it time-consuming and useless. You...well besides being a maniac, are something quite different. You seem to like to make decisions that are, one random, two awesome and three..unavoidable, because there are vehicles all around you! They look hungry and you're the prime rib! As this is a fetal decision to make, maybe you should try that maniac approach or walk the path of peace?!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Engine)[%]](else: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Brakes)[%]](else: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Body)[%]](else: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Tires)[%]](else: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ (link: "Pull the Emergency Brake!")[(if: $Brakes < 50)[(text-color: "grey")[Brake condition below 50%]](else: $Brakes >= 50)[(alert: "E-Brake Pulled! Your doing a super duper power slide! Alright!")(goto: "E-Brake!")]] [[(either: "I'll just avoid this drama!", "Enough is enough. Let me get outta here!","Yeah, I'm going to get myself out of here now!")->Change of pace!]] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 23 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left + (either: 0,1)))(print: $Left)]](else: $Left >= 24)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 24)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "Alright I got a little overboard!", "I have keep it together!", "I need to get going now!")''^^ (either: "//All that aggression, all that anger! The crowd loved every second of it! But now it's time to focus and drive on I suppose...I mean that's what you want right? Oh, I know there's something brewing inside you...I can see it. Haha!//", "//You were killing it out there! Why did you stop?! Did you pop a tire? Blow a gasket? Run over something other than a driver? Oh...I think I know what this is. You're becoming human again. Well, don't let me stop you!//", "//Wow, good job on redecorating the sidewall of that racing barrier, with that vehicles metal scrappings! You're a genuine pioneer when it comes to crashing and bashing! However, I see you took a careful approach to how your handling things now...ok. Remember though! Your still a maniac!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (print: $Engine)[%](if: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BRAKES - (print: $Brakes)[%](if: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BODY - (print: $Body)[%](if: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] TIRES - (print: $Tires)[%](if: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ [[(either: "Stay professional. Race on buddy!", "It's better to drive then to have to survive!","Make you way out of this chaos!")->Move on from that!]] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - (either: 1,2,3)))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "Well If I hit first, then they can't hit back!", "I should use this vehicle to ram more often!", "A small crash here, a smile there. Win Win!")''^^ (either: "//I see you're showing a different side now! Kind of late on that, but regardless, it was nice to see you smash...I mean push...that car out of the way, causing them to flip and land on their side! Keep up this bodacious attitude!//", "//Look out now! You just caused some major improvements to your driving repertoire! That vehicle you just, kinda slammed around and maybe flipped over a couple of times, to almost crashing around the place, proves one thing! Your stepping up my friend! Your going places!//", "//It's a beautiful thing...seeing vehicles flip around and spin out of control! You just proved to the audience you got what it takes to amp up this carnage! The fact you're on this peace path thing...shows one simple thing: You're a maniac and you know it!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Engine)[%]](else: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Brakes)[%]](else: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Body)[%]](else: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Tires)[%]](else: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ (link: "Start drifting!")[(if: $Tires < 50)[(text-color: "grey")[Tire conditions below 50%]](else: $Tires >= 50)[(alert: "Alright, you decided to start drifting around that corner! Tear up that track you psycho!")(goto: "Drifting!")]] [[(either: "Stay in the moment, drive on!", "Just drive and have some patience!","Press the gas pedal and move along!")->I have to do what I have to do!]] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - (either: 1,2,3)))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "Its time to crash and burn my way through!", "I hope they got medical insurance!", "Pushing that gas pedal, right through the floor!")''^^ (either: "//Your dominating the track out here! Hitting everything is a reasonable and safe way. Nah I'm kidding, your crashing into almost every car that is either, broken, upside down, stuck on a tree stump...still? Well, it looks some drivers behind you want to get even, probably from your actions awhile back. A quick decision might help you here, but taking your time works also...if your a glutton for punishment!//", "// You're a true demolition racer you know that! Smashing into vehicles and letting them know who's boss is a sure way to make some friends out here! I mean take the drivers behind you, for instance, they're ganging up to take you down! Now you see, that's friends in the making...of course, you might want to do something fast!//", "//So much debris out here, you're a good driver for getting around all those bumpers and engine blocks lying around! It's almost like you have a gift for guiding this car...right into a vehicle as they turn around a corner! Wow! You're just playing nice out here, aren't you! Alright, if that's the case, tell those drivers behind you, that you're playing fair and you want them to do the same! No! They're just here to play dirty!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Engine)[%]](else: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Brakes)[%]](else: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Body)[%]](else: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Tires)[%]](else: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ (link: "Use Nitrous Oxide!")[(if: $Engine < 50)[(text-color: "grey")[Engine condition below 50%]](else: $Engine >= 50)[(alert: "NOS Activated! With this boost of speed, they wont see you, as you soar on by!")(goto: "Nitrous!")]] [[(either: "You your driving skills and break away from these guys!", "Do some driving and show them your amazing at it!","Step on it and lure them towards some debris to get away!")->I have to do what I have to do!]] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Continue")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - 3))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "Well If I hit first, then they can't hit back!", "I should use this vehicle to ram more often!", "A small crash here, a smile there. Win Win!")''^^ (either: "//Alright! Nice drift around the corner. As you were doing that, a vehicle tried to do the same, but failed and crashed into a wall! For you, on the other hand, you did this will ease and control, like you've been racing for a long time! Keep this up and you might go professional! That is of course, if you make it out of this race, intact and mobile!//", "//Move aside amateurs! A drifting king is coming through! Your making this look easy and those drivers trying to catch up, just keep crashing into the corner, as they've just started to race as of today. For you though, your racing expertise is precisely what was needed for that superb drift back there!//", "//You might be a maniac! But you can sure drift around corners well! As for some drivers...like the ones behind you, they seem to take the 'I'll slide and crash' approach' to drifting. You have a gift for this, just let that go to your head!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (print: $Engine)[%](if: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BRAKES - (print: $Brakes)[%](if: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] BODY - (print: $Body)[%](if: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] TIRES - (print: $Tires)[%](if: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ (link: (either: "Great drift! Now get going!", "Get back to racing!","Start racing!"))[(goto: (either: "Decisions! Decisions!","Move on from that!"))] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Begin the Race!")]

^^''LAP - (text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Index)] of 3'' | ''POSITION - (if: $Left <= 24 and > 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to ($Left - 3))(print: $Left)]](if: $Left <= 1)[(text-color: "darkblue")[(set: $Left to 1)(print: $Left)]] of 24'' | ''PROGRESS - (set: $Progress to ($Progress + 5))(text-color: "darkblue")[(print: $Progress)[%]](if: $Progress is 20)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 50)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress is 70)[(set: $Index to ($Index + 1))](if: $Progress >= 100)[(alert: "You've finished the race!")(goto: "Continue")]''^^ ^^''SCAR: (either: "I'm gonna plow right through these guys!", "Get out of my way!", "Come on car, you can do this!")''^^ (either: "//As you power on through the debris and smoke, you slam right against a vehicle and then into another one! Your reckless driving is very becoming of you! That maniac inside is coming out and saying hi! After all, this is a demolition race and accidents are prone to...no accidents are necessary to happen once in a while! Wow! You just crashed right against those cars slowing down for a corner! They just ate it around the bend! Good for you, bad for them!//", "//A battering ram! This car is made to cause some serious damage to those willing to stay right in the middle of the track...who does that? Anyway, you slam that driver out of the way and make it spin out of glorious control! This is something you used to do I can imagine, smashing things with the front of your vehicle...hoping your engine is still firing on all cylinders! You crazy!//", "//Oh this is gonna hurt you I'm sure! You just crashed right into the side of one vehicle, flipped them over and it landed right back on top of you, rolling off and slamming against the driver behind you! Not a bad unintentional setup you just did right there! More of those moves and you can bet your vehicle will sputter down the track, backfiring and spitting smoke out the engine block...but hey, it's all in the good spirit of demolition racing!//") ^^ ''-- Vehicle Condition --'' ENGINE - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Engine > 0)[(set: $Engine to ($Engine - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Engine)[%]](else: $Engine <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BRAKES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Brakes > 0)[(set: $Brakes to ($Brakes - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Brakes)[%]](else: $Brakes <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] BODY - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Body > 0)[(set: $Body to ($Body - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Body)[%]](else: $Body <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] TIRES - (text-color: "red")[(if: $Tires > 0)[(set: $Tires to ($Tires - (either: 15, 20)))(print: $Tires)[%]](else: $Tires <= 0)[(text-color: "red")[Damaged!]]] -- (text-color: "dimgrey")[(either: "BROKEN TAIL-LIGHT!", "WIPERS DONT WORK!", "RADIO KNOB CAME OFF!", "BLINKERS ARE USELESS!", "VIBRATION IN STEERING WHEEL!", "TINY FENDER BENDER!", "MINOR DENTS!", "SCRATCHED PAINT JOB!", "SQUEAKY BRAKES!", "WHEEL ALIGNMENT OFF!","HOLE IN FLOOR BOARD!", "SEATBELT DONT CLICK IN!", "EXHUAST FELL OFF!", "AC BLOWS HOT AIR!", "LEFT SIDE MIRROR CRACKED!","BLOWN RADIATOR", "CRACKED WINDSHIELD!", "FRONT BUMPER BARELY ON!", "CLUTCH GOT STUCK!", "GRINDED THE GEARS!", "BRAKES KINDA LOCKED UP!", "LOOSE SUSPENSION!", "STRANGE NOISES!", "SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE!","HEADLIGHTS NON-FUNCTIONAL!","FOUR WAYS STUCK ON!", "HARDER TO SHIFT!", "BACKWINDOW POPPED OUT!", "WINDOWS CAN'T ROLL UP!", "THAT WILL BUFF OUT!", "NO MECHANIC NEEDED!", "TIRES FEEL WOBBLY!", "ENGINE FIRING ON MAYBE 8 CYLINDERS!")] -- ^^ (link: (either: "You have a race to finish!", "Move on!","It's time to race!"))[(goto: (either: "Decisions! Decisions!","Move on from that!"))] (set: $Damage to $Engine + $Brakes + $Body + $Tires) (if: $Damage <= 0 and $Won is false)[(alert: "DNF - You just crashed and burned!")(goto: "Begin the Race!")]