A long time ago on the planet Jupiter, Sir Clankypants finds himself face to face with a volumptuous female dragon named Carlita. She whips him with her tail and knocks him out, carrying him away to her [[cave->Cave]].Sir Clankypants wakes up in the foreign cave, aware of what he thinks is a sleeping dragon. (set: $Weapon to "hands") He [[charges]] at Carlita. He searches for an [[escape]] route.Sir Clankypants runs toward the dragon with all his might and speed (loudly) and hears a loud roar. He waves his $Weapon. Carlita awakes and burns him to a crisp. <img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3532/3922706362_a834b25fd6_b.jpg">Sir Clankypants roams around the cave, looking for an exit. He notices that the dragon is laying over the only exit. [[Attack->charges]] the dragon to escape Search for possible [[weapons]] (set: $Weapon to "hammer") Sir Clankypants finds the material to make a makeshift hammer. [[Engage->charges]] the dragon in combat. [[Conceal->wait]] weapon for future use.Sir Clankypants sits, waits, and observes. (Set: $MonthsWaited to 3) [[Three months pass...->waitmore]]Captain Clankypants has waited $MonthsWaited months! (set: $MonthsWaited to $MonthsWaited + 3) (if: $MonthsWaited < 13) [[[Three more months pass...->waitmore]]] (if: $MonthsWaited > 13) [This is getting [[ridiculous->year]]!]Captain Clankypants has been here a long time. Will anything ever change?You see another hero attempting to save you. Yell HELP! Sit quietlyThe hero looks up at you and is distracted by your beauty. The hero is decimated/vanquished/eaten.The hero sneaks past the dragon. However, he is confronted by the castle guard. There is a sword lying next to you. Throw the sword to the hero Sit and waitYou have excellent aim. The sword goes straight through the hero and out the other side.You see the hero going in the wrong direction. Shout out to them. Trust they will find their way.Your screams give away the presence of the hero. The dragon comes and eats them.You realize that the door has been open the whole time. Walk out, get in your spaceship, and go home. Wait for the next hero to come along.You are free!