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HI my names Kenny the Koala and all I wanted I want right now is some finger licking good eucylptyus.
I walk towards the tree but then I got distracted by my crush should I...
[[go to talk to my crush.|Whatttt??]]
or
[[Keep walking to my tree.|tree]]
So I go over and talk to her.
"hey"
"wassup"
"Wanna go out?"
"No"
So now I have no tree and I'm rejected should I
[[Treat her.|treat]]
or
[[Just go away.|go away]]
I continued to walk towards my tree but guess who popped in front of my face my freakin Ex. I am over her trying to figure out if I should.
[[push her out the way and keep walking to my tree|Keep walking]]
or
[[Talk to her|talk]]
I pushed her out the way and kept it moving finally I see my tree and Guess what.
I GOT SOME FOOODD!!!!!
So I treat her.
"YO bucket head a**"
"Lookin like a mfkin UUUHHHHH"
"Looking like you aint ate in three days"
"Move yo crooked tooth a** out my"
Turns out she's been working out alot she took of her jacket and slapped the church in to me. Literally I ended in church on my knees praying to the holy man.
The end.
I go away but I was to depressed to eat so no eucalyptus for me.
So I sat there and I spoke to her then her boyfriend comes up and starts to fight me. So I punch him in the face not realizing he is a huge koala and I end up in the hospital but guess what they were serving eucalyptus!!!!!
THE END