You're an astronaut on the International Space Station.
There was supposed to be a supply mission arriving two weeks ago, but disastrous weather has made it impossible for the ship to launch.
You're rapidly running out of food!
Do you:
[[ration yourself to one meal every two days|ration]]
[[finally give in and open the astronaut ice cream you've been dreading|ice cream]]
<em>Four days later...</em>
You haven't eaten since yesterday. Your stomach is growling and making terrible noises. You're breaking into a sweat. Fever dreams abound as you float through the ISS.
Do you...
[[give in and binge-eat the rest of your rations?|binge]]
[[steal your captain's secret stash of hot cheetos?|cheetos]]
There's so many packets of the stuff.
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Dry, powdery, warm ice cream. Yum.
Do you choose...
[[Delicious Strawberry|Strawberry]]
"Houston, we have a problem..."
You have failed to be a successful astronaut. Your NASA career is over. You return home to Earth in disgrace.
The End.
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You eat literally all of the food you have left.
The resupply mission still hasn't taken off.
There is
NO
FOOD.
Upon discovering your gluttony, your crewmates are <strong>FURIOUS</strong>.
[[They are so livid that they duct-tape you to the airlock door until a week later, when the supply ship finally arrives.|failure]]
You open the bag of Flamin Hots, salivating.
But
You forgot
[[YOU'RE IN SPACE|no gravity]]
THEY'RE FLOATING EVERYWHERE
Things have gotten
<span style="color: orange;">DANGEROUSLY CHEESY</span>
[[Your captain, alerted by the cheetos floating through the cabin, catches you literally red-handed.|failure]]
you picked strawberry the only icecream without a rancid powdery taste
There is only one pint of ice cream left on the whole ship
do you either....
[[Share with you captin|Share ]]
[[keep it for yourself and hid the rest in you space suit|Be Stingy]]
You Shrared your ice cream with the starving captin and was promoted to XO
Good things happen to those who arent stingy
you were stingy and got brain freeze on you next space walk and it never went away.
EPIC FAIL!!