De White Haus

[[You are Barack Obeezy]] <img src="http://politic365.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2011/11/obama-plays-basketball-at-the-whitehosue.jpg"> [[You are the worlds most powerful leader]]

You are president of the country. You've many responsibilities, but that doesn't matter because you got "dolla dolla bills yall!" But today you saw the new Star Wars movie early, because you're George Lucas is your mate. Henceforth, you say "I wanna go to space, maannnn!!". So you get your head scientist Bill Nye the Science Guy, great descendent of Werhner von Braun, duh. [[Space Duuuuuuuudeeeeees!]]

Since space isn't a stones throw away from home, you need some dank snacks. Now you must choose: [[Filet Mignon]] [[Cereal]] or [[Random]]

Good choice my friend, now you must tell the chef on how you want it cooked [[Rare]] [[Meduim-rare]] [[Well done]]

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(either:"[[potato]]","[[goldfish]]","[[squirrel]]")

you got a potato. [[You're on the Rocket ready to launch off!! ]]

Goldfish are pretty awesome, they're truly worthy of space travel. [[You're on the Rocket ready to launch off!! ]]

"A SQUIRREL?!?!!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?" you say! You're "mind's telling me no, but my body, my body is telling me yeahhhhh!" You can either: [[Eat the squirrel]] or [[Make it your space buddy]]

You make yourself some squirrel nuggets

Turns out this squirrel knows kung-fu, it becomes loyal to you and will protect you with its life. <img src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/6/69/Sandy_Season_5.png/revision/latest?cb=20150111123808">

I guess this works, especially if you like things raw and or kind of alive.

You my friend know how to have your steak served. I'm proud of you. <img src="http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/Big-Government/2014/Barack-and-Michelle/obama-crying-reuters.jpg"> It's space time! [[You're on the Rocket ready to launch off!! ]]

Wrong Choice!!!!!!!!!!! You can't disgrace a good steak!!! You should be thoroughly disappointed in yourself! Try again! [[Filet Mignon]]

Seeing that this is a sick moment, you realize you need some kick-butt tunes playing. You have these playlists on your space player: [[T-Swift]] [[Space Jam Soundtrack]] [[Every Star Wars Soundtrack]]

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