ISS Adventure

You're an astronaut on the International Space Station. There was supposed to be a supply mission arriving two weeks ago, but disastrous weather has made it impossible for the ship to launch. You're rapidly running out of food! Do you: [[ration yourself to one meal every two days|ration]] [[finally give in and open the astronaut ice cream you've been dreading|ice cream]]

<em>Four days later...</em> You haven't eaten since yesterday. Your stomach is growling and making terrible noises. You're breaking into a sweat. Fever dreams abound as you float through the ISS. Do you... [[give in and binge-eat the rest of your rations?|binge]] [[steal your captain's secret stash of hot cheetos?|cheetos]]

There's so many packets of the stuff. <img src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/fathom_media/cache/3e/75/3e75c3f123eaa776530334a66b08e4a2.jpg"> Dry, powdery, warm ice cream. Yum. Do you choose... [[Mint Chocolate Chip|mint]] [[Berry-cray-cray|berry explosion]] [[Alien-napolitano|spaceitalia]]

The ice cream crumbles into a gummy, sugary glue in your mouth. Ugh! It's rancid! [[You immediately start vomiting and don't stop for 20 hours.|failure]]

"Houston, we have a problem..." You have failed to be a successful astronaut. Your NASA career is over. You return home to Earth in disgrace. The End.

<img src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rzgET_bW--/18cpr590lqkt0jpg.jpg"> You eat literally all of the food you have left. The resupply mission still hasn't taken off. There is NO FOOD. Upon discovering your gluttony, your crewmates are <strong>FURIOUS</strong>. [[They are so livid that they duct-tape you to the airlock door until a week later, when the supply ship finally arrives.|failure]]

You open the bag of Flamin Hots, salivating. But You forgot [[YOU'RE IN SPACE|no gravity]]

THEY'RE FLOATING EVERYWHERE Things have gotten <span style="color: orange;">DANGEROUSLY CHEESY</span> [[Your captain, alerted by the cheetos floating through the cabin, catches you literally red-handed.|failure]]

<img src="http://45.media.tumblr.com/0c6cb3c4422c3559b8bb099155f3184b/tumblr_nww7glez6L1qhcd6po1_500.gif" alt="IG experiments" original="http://45.media.tumblr.com/0c6cb3c4422c3559b8bb099155f3184b/tumblr_nww7glez6L1qhcd6po1_500.gif" style="display: inline;" /> Berries fly like cray-cray into the heating ducts. It melts down upon your head, you turn into a Furbie and it fills you with... [[Space madness!|failure]]