acorn

u take the acorn [[take acorn]]

wow u got an acorn [[congrats]] [[watch it grow]] [[eat acorn]] [[poke acorn]] [[smooch acorn]] [[be a huge nerd with the acorn]]

u now have an acorn :)

it grows into a HUGE NERD <img src="http://41.media.tumblr.com/dbe9b477c5524aea57ec4e418a6485e9/tumblr_nla8p6PDeS1rnwl1ao1_500.jpg">

[[my THROAT]] [[alright then]]

boop a snake pops out! [[snake??]] [[snake!!]]

if you love that acorn so much, why don't you [[marry it]]?

yep. that's a snake. 7 feet wowie! [[poke snake]]

the snake screams loudly like the sun in that one ep of rick and morty <img src="http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/5589/99/16x9/960.jpg"> [[oh my god what spawn of satan is this snake]] [[is this even a real snake??]]

OH NO A SNAKE [[run away!]] [[gently pet snake]]

[[lol nope]] <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Pc5qAO94hgY/UKvuY-2S8PI/AAAAAAAABao/0GGByEMWqeQ/s1600/movietrivia_Anaconda-5.jpg">

u gain the snake's trust [[bUT]]

u dead

[[YOU STAB THE SNAKE]] [[the snake makes a rude comment about your hair]]

the snake tattles on u to its snake leaders. [[look what you've done.]]

<img src="https://media2.giphy.com/media/ku9oPzGq8f20M/200_s.gif"> wow r u d e

you've now caused a war between the snake people (sneeple) and the humans. nICE JOB

we just don't know.

no.

u feel a lil tickle in your throat [[jk you're choking man]] [[why would u eat an acorn]]

man, that acorn went right down the hatch :)

oh no <img src="https://cdn.andertoons.com/img/toons/cartoon3017.png">

did u think it would taste good or something? i think u need to reevaluate your life choices

well, someone needs to [[set up the wedding]]. Hopefully, you won't [[have issues with the marriage]].

Oh no, there's so much to do to make this wedding perfect! Should you [[call the florist]] maybe, [[order the cake]], or get [[the ring?]] [[How can you ever do this?|have issues with the marriage]]

You and your acorn fiancee have a terrible agument. It says that you never do anything, you say that it never does anything! Harsh words are spoken. Feeling are hurt. Bonds are broken. This may end better in a [[divorce]], rather than [[trying again]].

Last but not least, you have the ring to order. You look online, and find a gorgeous ring, perfect for your acorn fiancee! There's a cute little acorn on top, it looks [[just like your acorn finacee]]!

When you call the florist, he says that [[he refuses to serve an acorn]] [[he will be glad to make floral arrangements for your wedding]]

You call the baker and he tells you [[that he will be happy to bake a beautiful cake for you and your acorn fiancee]] [[some of the ingrediants in the cake, all of which your acorn fiancee happens to be allergic to]]

His father was murdered by an acorn. [[I bet now you feel like a jerk, don't you.]]

great! keep [[setting up the wedding|set up the wedding]]

Oh great, now he's crying. You made the florist cry. [[console him]] [[slowly back away]]

he shoves you out his store for reminding him of his father's death. nice job. [[call your acorn fiancee|have issues with the marriage]]

welp. you need a new plan. better [[call your acorn fiancee|have issues with the marriage]]

Wonderful! You continue [[setting up the wedding|set up the wedding]]

Oh no, how will you ever get a cake now? You could [[call your acorn fiancee|have issues with the marriage]] to tell him the bad news, or you could [[try a different bakery]].

this baker agrees immediately! You call your acorn fiancee to tell it the good news! Soon enough, you [[get your cake]]

At the first taste, you recognize the taste immediately. Your acorn fiancee recognizes it too, and he looks at you with hatred in his stem. You call the baker back, and double check with what it could be. [["What's in this cake?"]]

"Why, acorns of course!" Your acorn fiancee spits out the cake, and accuses you of forcing it to be a cannibal. It may seem like you [[have some issues with your marriage|have issues with the marriage]].

When your acorn fiancee sees the ring, it is [[offended, you had to kill an innocent acorn to make that ring!]] [[overjoyed, it's perfect!]]

you have [[have some issues with your marriage|have issues with the marriage]]

Great! The wedding can [[begin immediately]]

Feeling as if you can never love another acorn again, you leave dramatically, walking into the sunset. A single tear falls down the acorn's shell. You never trust anyone again. If only you had never [[found that acorn|find acorn]]

The two of you decide to try again, and pull through. There are many, many arguments. Tears and sweat are shed. In the end, the two of you end up hating each other. It's a terrible trajedy.

Your entire family comes! On one half of the room is your family, on the other is a bunch of trees and acorns. When you say your vows, you both [[cry happy tears]].

The marriage is a long, loving relationship. You decide to adopt children. When you die, the acorn cherishes your relationship for as long as it lives.