\n\nLyndon Baines Johnson was the 36th president of the United States of America. He was born in 1908 in Stonewall, Texas. I have been there. It is a lovely place. He also died in Stonewall. 1973.\n\nWhat people don't know about LBJ is that he liked chili a lot. His wife, Ladybird, published her recipe. I have made this recipe and it is indeed very good. In the quest to find the best chili ever made, LBJ would - and did - do almost anything, including murder and other nefarious deeds. Some say he even sold his soul to the devil. I don't know about that, but it might explain why, on the darkest of nights after you have made chili, if you listen very closely, you can hear the sounds of LBJ stirring in your kitchen. If he doesn't like what you have made, some say he just walks away, shaking his head in pity. But others say that if you offend the chili master, he exacts a more painful punishment.\n\nDo you want to play? \n\n[[Yes|yes1]] or [[No|no1]]?

\n\nLBJ understands that different people do things in different ways, but there really is only one right answer. \n\nHis way or the highway.\n\nDo you agree that LBJ knows more than you?\n\n[[Yes|yes9]] or [[No|no9]]?

\n\nI'm not even going to wait for LBJ to eat your face. \n\nI'm gonna do it myself. \n\nI eat your face.\n\n[[Beg for mercy|no8]]

\n\nLBJ is hurt.\n\nLBJ eats your face.\n\n[[Make LBJ feel better|yes3]]

\n\nYou better not doubt me! Do you think Kennedy could have passed the Civil Rights Act?\n\n[[Yes|yes6]] or [[No|no6]]?

\n\nI'm sure Kenndy was a nice man or else why would all the ladies love him. \n\nBut seriously, he was no chili-lover.\n\nWhite chicken chili?\n\n[[Yes|yes7]] or [[No|no7]]

\n\nThe words "white," "chicken," and "chili" do not even belong in the same page. \n\nIt's an ABOMINATION. \n\nHowever, where do you stand on pork?\n\n[[Good|yes8]] or [[Bad|no8]]?

\n\nYou are a coward. LBJ eats your face.

\n\nAh, good answer. I personally like chili with beans, but Ladybird's recipe does not include them. I have to think it was for a reason.\n\n[[Crackers|crackers]]?\n\n[[Yes|yes3]] or [[No|no3]]?\n\n

\n\nCome on people! of course you eat crackers with chili! I am gluten intolerant and even I eat them with crackers!\n\nLBJ eats your face.\n\n[[Get your face back|no2]]

\n\nHe needs with a need both pure and true.\n\n[[Back|yes9]]

\n\nWho the hell knows? \n\nBut LBJ respects that you can forgive Nixon enough to give him chili.\n\nLBJ will only eat your face a little bit. You can live through it. \n\nCONGRATULATIONS and thanks for playing.

\n\nLBJ likes you, but he [[needs|needs]] to know one last thing, do you think Nixon loved chili?\n\n\n[[Yes|yes10]] or [[No|no10]]\n

\n\nLBJ is not going to eat your face for liking pork in your chili. \n\nHe understands it is necessary for some people.\n\n[[Beef Intolerant|no7]]

\n\nLBJ is eating your face SO HARD!\n\n[[Are you stupid?|no6]]

\n\nAs if! \n\nYou need to be put down like the crazy dog you are. \n\nLBJ eats your face.\n\n[[Repent|no5]]

\n\nLBJ eats your face. \n\nI laugh. \n\nLBJ and I go off together and eat chili and tell tall tales to Ladybird.

\n\nI know you think you love LBJ like I do, but I doubt it. \n\nDo you doubt me sucker?\n\n[[Yes|yes5]] or [[No|no5]]?

\n\nI know you think you are doing well, but do you even care about LBS's feelings like I do? \n\nDo you even love chili?\n\n[[Yes|yes4]] or [[No|no4]]?

\n\nLadybird does not put beans in her chili! You have offended Lyndon Baines Johnson! \n\nLBJ eats your face.\n\n[[Try a better answer|yes1]]

\n\nDo you put beans in your chili?\n\n[[Yes|yes2]] or [[No|no2]]?

LBJ Eats Your Face

\n\nWho the hell knows, but give the man the benefit of the doubt why don't you! \n\nLBJ eats your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \n\nHe eats it a lot!!!!! MMMMMMMM. \n\nHe puts it in chili!!!!!!!!!!!!! \n\nCHILI IS WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \n\nCHILI!!!!! CHILI!!!!!! CHILI!!!!!!!

Adelaide Blair

\n\nAnd by crackers, I mean saltines.\n\n[[Back|no2]]