,''Hello adventurer!''
Welcome to this strange world! You can be any weird thing you want here, and start a really cool adventure!
Recently, an unexpected disaster happened to the world of food. The Pizza Monster attacked the village of food legends and stole the treasure map of legendary recipes!
You, young man, are the future of our homeland! Please help us and join the adventure, so that you can be the hero of all!
Village Head,
''Mr. Pancake''
[[Cool! I'm in!]]
[[Nahhhhh...Too strange for me -_-]]
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Thank you! I know you would help!
Now, you can pick from these characters! Remember! They are all different! Meaning that they will have different personalities, pros and cons, signature weapons, and so on!
Make your choice wisely! Anything you do at this point will have huge effects toward your experiences!
So, who do you wanna be?
[[1. White, soft, jelly-ish Tofu Scout]]
[[2. Fast, smart, ruthless Sushi Ninja]]
[[3. Clumsy, stupid, slowly-moving Avocado warrior ]]
<img src="https://i.enkiquotes.com/CnIoG8wP3rbjo92zWwouP_vkdQU=/400x0//images/2016/11/63899fb05b06cd5f69f0525e94743697.jpg" width="500" height="300" alt="Two foxes">R.I.P.Game over
(click: "over")[Haha! I'm kidding!
What! You don't like my joke?
Come on, at least play it for 2 more minutes? I think you will love it!]
[[fine ->Cool! I'm in!]]
<img src=https://cdn4.vectorstock.com/i/1000x1000/53/18/happy-halloween-banner-with-cute-ghost-characters-vector-21575318.jpg"" width="500" height="300" alt="Two foxes">Here you go! Sushi Ninja!
He is handsome; he is sharp. He doesn’t talk too much; he is fast as wind.
He tortures tuna fish every day, and he cuts cucumber into slices in the blink of an eye.
He treats his enemies like dusts.
But, he has no friends.
“I don’t need friends!” He said.
His weapon: Crispy-chips Dart
His power: +50
His wisdom: +70
His speed: +80
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[[Cool! Let's do him ! ->Ok! Let’s pick this guy!]]
[[No...I wanna think about it ->Cool! I'm in!]]
Who doesn’t like a healthy and low-calories food? Despite it doesn’t have any flavor?
That’s why we present you the Avocado Warrior!
He is slow, he is green.
Also, he is strong! Like a wall!
No bullets can easily pass through his thick body!
“Please pick me! I know I’m not special, but I am not pathetic!”
His weapon: Himself
His power: +20
His Wisdom: +10
His Speed: -10
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[[I think this is my guy! ->Ok! Let’s pick this guy!]]
[[OMG! Not him!! Nooo! ->Cool! I'm in!]] Congratulations!You have earned the Tofu Scout!
He is a soft, kind boy with a warm heart. He likes to play Super Mario and eat nuts.
He has a choppy body, so he can’t move fast.
He loves to help others, but sometimes, he thinks a little bit too much on one particular thing.
His weapon: The Sword of Green Onion
His power: +70
His wisdom: +20
His speed: +30
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[[Ok! Let’s pick this guy!]]
[[No! I want a new character! ->Cool! I'm in!]]
Chapter 1 The village
You wake up on the crappy ground. There is a crappy house that is burning.
You are hearing fruits crying, vegetables yelling, and your own belly rumbling.
You can’t stand up because your legs are shaking.
“Young man, I can help you!” Someone says.
Oh! It is the Old Wise Banana Man!
“Young man! Are you ready to save the Village?
[[I'm kinda hungry. Can I eat first?]]
<img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-07/2/20/enhanced/webdr10/anigif_enhanced-17604-1404348476-18.gif" width="500" height="300" alt="Two foxes">“Sure!” The Old Wise Banana Man says: “There is a restaurant over there.” He points!
“Thanks!” You crawl away. (You are still feeling too hungry to walk)
After 20 minutes, you reach to the “Peppers & Chills’’ restaurant.
You order a plate of “Burning village”.
“Hey! Have you heard of that?”All of sudden, you hear someone talking. It is the Jalapeño guy sitting next to your table, with his buddy Mr. Banana pepper.
“Heard about what?”
“The Pizza Monster burned the village because he wanted the treasure map! Now, he has escaped with the map and on the way of tracing the magical recipes!” Jalapeño guy says.
“Dude! What a great chance!”
“Right! I also heard that he went to the west! Towards the cave of Chocolate mountain!”
“Man! That’s so cool! Why don’t we follow him? Kill that monster and earn the map!”
“Yeah! Let’s do it!”
They talk really, really loud. You start to think about your own mission: revenge!
You are thinking while eating: how about…
[[Ask them if you can join them]]
[[follow them after they leave]]
“Join us? Who the hell are you?” Mr. Banana Pepper says.
“Yeah! Little guy! We are bad people! Really, really bad!”
“I don’t care.” You tell them with all your guts. “I want to kill him too. I want to Protect my village.
“Hahaha!” They are laughing at you. “You can be a part of us, little chick. You can park our rides, and carry our stuff. Also, we won’t share the map with you.”
You are looking at them, and you say:
[[“What? I want the map as well!”]]
[[“No problem. All I want is to kill the Pizza Monster.”]]
You sneakily follow them out of the restaurant, and seeing them riding on their alpacas. You have no rides. Sooner, their figures vanish in the bushes.
You are on your own.
You are pretty familiar with the forests in front of you. You also know that the chocolate mountain is on the other side of this forest. However, there are two paths leading to two different exits of the forest. Unfortunately, you don’t know which one leads to the location of the chocolate mountain.
Now, you are lingering around, couldn’t make up your mind.
[[“Left path looks cooler!"]]
[[“Right path looks boring!"]]
"In your day dream! son!" Jalapeño guy says.
They stand up and leave.
[["Fine. I'll do it by myself." ->follow them after they leave]] You think to yourself.You earned yourself two “friends”. Sadly, they don’t give a f**k about you. They talk about girls, poor villages, any sort of thing. You have to act like a little looser, taking their rides, and following behind.
“My friend!” Banana Pepper asks: “Are we giving you a hard time?”
“Hahahahaha!” They laugh out loud. Looking at you just like looking at a pathetic clown.
“Here! Take some water!” Mr. BP throws a bottle of FIJI water and knocks you over.
You feel sad. But you feel too thirsty as well. You open it and start to drink.
[[You pass out]]
Of course! Left one looks cooler because it is creepier! You always love the thrilling things, right?
Sun starts to settle down, road starts to get foggy. You feel a bit chilly. Right, this feels familiar: Harry Potter? Magical Forest?
You move faster and faster, hoping that you can find a decent to take a good nape.
“Yaaaaaaaa Hoooo!” Someone yells.
“OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!!!” You complain. Wait, what? A huge, 4 feet tall alpaca is in front of you.
“Holy Cow! You can talk?” You ask.
“I’m seeing a food talking! What so strange about me talking?” This huge guy’s voice is full of disdain: “Let me introduce myself. My name is Gunter.”
“Cool.”
“Look, I just found this map. I heard that Pizza Monster stole the map and went for the treasure cave. This must be it---the map. And he must have left in a hurry and dropped this behind.”
You take the map from the alpaca. It looks like a decent, compelling map.
“Listen, dude. You seem like a nice guy; I can be your rid. How about we do this job together and we split the treasure after we find it?”
“How can I trust you?” You ask.
He shows you a card: “check this out.”
''^^Vehicle Certification
Vehicle Name: Gunter
Vehicle Type: Alpaca
Sex: Male
Permitted Service Area: Food World^^''
“See? I’m legal!” He says.
“How could you prove that the map is real? Maybe it is a [[click bite]].”
“You heard me yelling right? I was the first one who found it, and right before you found me. If I am a liar, why do I share this with you?”
[[Still a big NO. This guy looks suspicious.]]
[[Well…I think I can trust him]]
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THIS IS A CLICK BITE!
AT THIS POINT, I HAVE WORKED MORE THAN 5 HOURS! AND I HAVE JUST FISHED ONE-THIRD OF THIS FREAKING STORY! MY SCRIPT OF THIS STORY HAS ALREADY REACHED 1200 WORDS!
Anyhow, I have realized that being a programmer and storyteller can be really tough. I just want to say thank you to all of the game designers. You all have made a college student’s life better.
For players of my games: NEVER PLAY OR DOWNLOAD GAMES ILLEGALLY!! SHOW YOUR RESPECT TO ALL OF STORYTELLERS!
Now, you can [[click here ->“Left path looks cooler!"]] to go back to my game. Enjoy! Love ya and thank you for your support!
<img src="https://www.humorside.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/thank-you-meme-01.jpg" width="500" height="300" alt="Two foxes">“Fine!You don’t trust me, and I understand.” He seems a little disappointed.
“Dude, I just don’t want to corporate with anyone that I just met.” You explain.
He says nothing.
“Oh, by the way, did you happen to see two people pass by?”
“Nope.”
“All right! Thanks!”
[[Next chapter of your adventure]]
[[This game is too boring! Who made this game? I’m out! ->Nahhhhh...Too strange for me -_-]]
“That’s my boy! Let’s go! Now get on my back and hold me tight!” Alpaca seems too excited.
You have to do so.
You have to say that he runs really fast. It’s getting colder, and foggier.
Your eye lids are getting heavier.
“Wait…You sneaky bad…..” (click: "sneaky")
[''You have a blackout.'']
….
…
..
.
[[You pass out]]
After saying goodbye to alpaca, you feel your surroundings are getting creepier.
You start to run. You want to get out from this damn place as soon as possible.
“Why is the road getting blurrier?
Why am I feeling dizzy?
Why is it so foggy here?
Why….”
[[You pass out]] “Hey! Wakeup!”
You feel dizzy. Your heavy head just makes you wanna throw up.
You open your eyes, and you see them.
All three of them.
Those two bad people from the restaurant, and the Pizza Monster.
“What? Are you all…partners?” You realize that you have put yourself into a big trouble.
“Yes, silly boy!” The Pizza Monster says. “We need someone as the sacrificial lamb, and you, are going to be set on fire so that we can open the gate of chocolate mountain.”
“HOW DARE YOU!!!!!????” You have been infuriated: “You have killed that many people, and now you are managing to kill me? I’m going to kill you! You stupid pizza monster, with all those disgusting pepperonis on your freaking face!!!!”
Your weapon seems like it has received some sort of mysterious power, and starts to glow.
“I’m going to kill you!!!!!!!!”
[[LET'S FIGHT!!!TOFU SCOUT!]]
[[LET'S FIGHT!!!SUSHI NINJA!]]
[[LET'S FIGHT!!!AVOCADO WARRIOR!]]This is a really boring path. Trees, woods, bushes, birds, birds-shit…
Until you realize that there are foot prints on the ground.
The ground turns wetter and slipperier. You can now clearly see two sets of footprints.
“Must be them! They must have picked this path!” You feel pretty sure about your conclusion.
You move faster, hoping that you can catch them, or secretly follow them.
However, the air is getting thin. Your vison starts to get foggy.
“Why….I’m…I…feeling….so….
Tired……”
Pooom!
[[You pass out]] You use your green onion sword to poke the monster!
(click: "green onion sword")[The monster is not affected at all!]
The monster throws a piece of pepperoni to your face!
You use your face to defense!
(click: "defense")[You got cut and your face starts to fall off because it is too soft!]
It's your turn!You want to try your stunt: fast escape
(click: "escape")[It works!They can't see you now!]
The monster trys to attack you again!
(click: "again")[It didn't work!Now it's time for you to kick his ass!]
It's your turn!!You raise up your sword and stab it right into the monster's heart!
(click: "heart")[Wait...Where is his heart?]
(click: "Where")[You stab a random place on his body]
But you hit his crust...
...
..
.
Now, your sword is broken...
Your body is smashed onto the hard ground...
[[Well, I think I'm dead]]
[[Noo! I want to start over! ->Cool! I'm in!]]You use your chips to the monster!
(click: "chips")[The monster is not affected at all!]
The monster throws a piece of pepperoni to your face!
You move really fast and jump onto a tall tree to defense!
(click: "defense")[It works! You throw a rock to another side to attract their attention!]
It's your turn!You want to try your stunt: fast escape
(click: "escape")[It works!They can't see you now!]
The monster trys to attack you again!
(click: "again")[It didn't work!Now it's time for you to kick his ass!]
It's your turn!!You fly from the sky and aiming his heart!With your signature yelling---Weeeeeeeeee
(click: "heart")[Wait...Where is his heart?]
(click: "Where")[You stab a random place on his body]
But you hit his crust...
...
..
.
Now, your chips are broken...
Your body is smashed onto the hard ground...
[[Well, I think I'm dead]]
[[Noo! I want to start over! ->Cool! I'm in!]]You have no weapon!So you stand still.
(click: "stand still")[The monster is not affected at all!]
The monster throws a piece of pepperoni to your face!
You use your body to defense!
(click: "defense")[It works! Your body is too thick, pepperoni cannot pass through you!]
It's your turn!You want to try your stunt:slowly-smashing!
(click: "slowly-smashing")[It works!You crumble the monster!]
The monster trys to attack you again!
(click: "again")[It didn't work!Now it's time for you to kick his ass!]
It's your turn!!You start to cry, with anger, with all energy that you have:"Don't you have family and friends? Don't you have a heart? How could you do such bad thing!?"
(click: "heart")[Wait...Where is his heart?]
(click: "Where")[That is right. You cannot physically hurt a bad people's heart with physical weapons.]
But you hit his heart...
...
..
.
By the way, you are really heavy. He cannot breathe.
You smash him into the ground.
[[I think I'm done]]
I'm sorry. You didn't save the village.
Good luck next time!
<img src="http://photos.hamariweb.com/photos/Funny-Game-Over-3479.jpg" width="500" height="300" alt="Two foxes">Thanks for playing!
Congratulations! This is the exit of the only-success ending! You have made all the correct choices to be here.
Sometimes, the humblest and the most inconspicuous guy is the only one who earns victory.
That’s right! Be nice! Be yourself! Just like the Avocado Warrior did!
Lucky player! You will be blessed!
-The game maker
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