*Hello*, **world**!
{
(set: $age to 27)
(set: $wallet to 20)
}
[[Continue->age]]
I am $age years old.
(if: $age >= 16)[I am old enough to drive my moped :)](else:)[I am not old enough to drive legally, but I still can drive my moped without being caught :)]
<img src="http://databikes.com/imgs/a/b/u/n/o/pegasus__s50lx_2010_1_lgw.jpg" />
[[Continue->wallet]]I have $ $wallet in my wallet.
(if: $wallet >= 20)[I'm rich :)
[[Let's go shopping->Shop]]]
(else:)[I'm poor :(
[[I need money -> Need Money]]]{(set: $shirt to 20)
(set: $sword to 7)
(set: $shield to 5)
(set: $spam to 2)
(set: $turtle to 30)
(set: $coffee to 4)
(set: $unicorn to 3000)
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Savers,_West_Roxbury_MA.jpg/640px-Savers,_West_Roxbury_MA.jpg" />
}
Welcome to Savers, you can buy:
1. Shirt for $shirt dollars [[<img class="icon" src="http://www.ramalvip.com/image/data/imagens_produtos/1053/10530.jpg" />->BuyS]]
2. Sword for $sword dollars [[<img class="icon" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Pn16A1AmQow/TjeR5RWuKMI/AAAAAAAADgY/M1ZEJaTDZcI/s1600/Nerf%2BN-Force%2BVendetta%2B-%2B07.JPG" />->BuySw]]
3. Shield for $shield dollars [[<img class="icon" src= "http://www.blackopstoys.com/catalog/images/HT-%20902186-19A.JPG" />->BuySh]]
4. Spam musubi for $spam dollars [[<img class="icon" src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2d/86/e2/2d86e27488eec248b5a3ef1ec7cc5420.jpg" />->BuySp]]
5. Turtle for $turtle dollars [[<img class="icon" src="http://i569.photobucket.com/albums/ss140/cdmay/Mud%20Turtles/IMG_0182_zpsf3c2a0d1.jpg" />->BuyT]]
6. Coffee for $coffee dollars [[<img class="icon" src="http://healthyfastfood.biz/wp-content/uploads/ktz/starbucks-iced-coffee-venti-2xpdbwsem7gaojie4xgrgq.jpg" />->BuyC]]
7. Real Pegasus for $unicorn dollars [[<img class= "icon" src="http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/179/9/d/a_real_pegasus__x3_by_beky_the_cat-d556b7c.jpg" />->BuyU]]
I really want to buy that pegasus one day...
(if: $wallet >= $shirt)[(set: $wallet to it - $shirt) (set: $haveShirt to 1)
<div class= "positive">Nice choice!</div> [[Shop some more!->Shop]]](else:)[(set: $haveShirt to 0)Sorry, you can't afford this.]
<img src="http://www.ramalvip.com/image/data/imagens_produtos/1053/10530.jpg" />
<div class="money">You have $wallet dollars left.</div>
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]
(if: $wallet >= $sword)[(set: $wallet to it - $sword)(set: $haveSword to 1)
<div class= "positive">Nice choice!</div> [[Shop some more!->Shop]]](else:)[(set: $haveSword to 0)Sorry, you can't afford this.]
<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Pn16A1AmQow/TjeR5RWuKMI/AAAAAAAADgY/M1ZEJaTDZcI/s1600/Nerf%2BN-Force%2BVendetta%2B-%2B07.JPG" />
<div class="money">You have $wallet left.</div>
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]](if: $wallet >= $shield)[(set: $wallet to it - $shield)(set: $haveShield to 1)
<div class= "positive">Nice choice!</div> [[Shop some more!->Shop]]](else:)[(set: $haveSword to 0)Sorry, you can't afford this.]
<img src= "http://www.blackopstoys.com/catalog/images/HT-%20902186-19A.JPG" />
<div class="money">You have $wallet left.</div>
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]](if: $wallet >= $spam)[(set: $wallet to it - $spam)(set: $haveSpam to 1)
<div class= "positive">Nice choice!</div> [[Shop some more!->Shop]]](else:)[(set: $haveSword to 0)Sorry, you can't afford this.]
<img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2d/86/e2/2d86e27488eec248b5a3ef1ec7cc5420.jpg" />
<div class="money">You have $wallet left.</div>
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]](if: $wallet >= $turtle)[(set: $wallet to it - $turtle)(set: $haveTurtle to 1)
<div class= "positive">Nice choice!</div> [[Shop some more!->Shop]]](else:)[(set: $haveTurtle to 0)Sorry, you can't afford this.]
<img src="http://i569.photobucket.com/albums/ss140/cdmay/Mud%20Turtles/IMG_0182_zpsf3c2a0d1.jpg" />
<div class="money">You have $wallet left.</div>
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]](if: $wallet >= $coffee)[(set: $wallet to it - $coffee)(set: $haveCoffee to 1)
<div class= "positive">Nice choice!</div> [[Shop some more!->Shop]]](else:)[(set: $haveCoffee to 0)Sorry, you can't afford this.]
<img src="http://healthyfastfood.biz/wp-content/uploads/ktz/starbucks-iced-coffee-venti-2xpdbwsem7gaojie4xgrgq.jpg" />
<div class="money">You have $wallet left.</div>
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]](if: $wallet >= $unicorn)[(set: $wallet to it - $unicorn)
<div class= "positive">YOU FINALLY BOUGHT THE PEGASUS! YOU WON THE GAME!</div>] (else:)[(set: $haveSword to 0)Sorry, you can't afford this.
[[Shop some more!->Shop]]
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]
<div class="money">You have $wallet left.</div>]
<img src="http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/179/9/d/a_real_pegasus__x3_by_beky_the_cat-d556b7c.jpg" />
You're in Waipahu, and you have several choices:
(if: $mug is 1)[You already mugged a kid.](else:)[[[Mug a Waipahu Intermediate student -> Mug a Waipahu Intermediate student]]]
(if: $rob is 1)[You already robbed a bank.](else:)[[[Rob Bank of Hawaii -> Rob Bank of Hawaii]]]
(if: $apply is 1)[You already applied to McDonalds.](else:)[[[Apply for a job at McDonalds -> Apply for a job at McDonalds]]]
[[Host a garage sale -> Host a garage sale]]{
(if: $haveSword is 1 and $haveShield is 1)[(set: $wallet to it + 10)]
(else:)[(set: $wallet to it + (random:1, 4))]
(set: $mug to 1)
}
<div class= "negative">I can't believe you just mugged a kid!</div>
<img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3-Qkzm_V7L0/sddefault.jpg" />
<div class="money">You have $wallet dollars now.</div>
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]
{(if: $haveSword is 1 and $haveShield is 1)[(set: $wallet to it + 2000)]
(else:)[(set: $wallet to it + (random:500, 1000))](set: $rob to 1)}
<div class= "negative">I can't believe, you successfully robbed a bank!</div>
<img src="http://media2.kshb.com//photo/2012/06/23/bank-robbery_20120623142937_640_480.GIF" />
<div class="money">You have $wallet dollars now.</div>
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]{(if: $haveShirt is 1)(set: $wallet to it + 200)
<div class= "positive">Congratulations on the new job!</div> (set: $apply to 1)}
<img src="http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130513/640/some_of_the_strangest_things_seen_at_mcdonalds_640_40.jpg" />]
(else:)[<div class= "negative">Unfortunately, you didn't get the job :(</div>
<img src="http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/Big-Government/2013/Economy/employment_guide_AP.jpg" />]
<div class="money">You have $wallet dollars now.</div>
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]<img src="http://www.greenfieldlakeshomes.com/Garage_sale.jpg" />
(if: $haveShirt is 1)[[[Sell Shirt for 40 dollars->Sold Shirt]](set: $haveShirt to 0)](else:)[None]
(if: $haveSword is 1)[[[Sell Sword for 14 dollars->Sold Sword]]](else:)[None]
(if: $haveShield is 1)[[[Sell Shield for 10 dollars->Sold Shield]]](else:)[None]
(if: $haveSpam is 1)[[[Sell Spam Musubi for 4 dollars->Sold Spam]]](else:)[None]
(if: $haveTurtle is 1)[[[Sell Turtle for 60 dollars->Sold Turtle]]](else:)[None]
(if: $haveCoffee is 1)[[[Sell Coffee for 8 dollars->Sold Coffee]]](else:)[None]
(if: $haveMoped is 1)[You don't have a moped anymore.](else:)[[[Sell Moped for 1000 dollars->Sold Moped]]]
<div class="money">You have $wallet dollars</div>
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]
[[Let's go shopping->Shop]]{(set: $wallet to it + 40)(set: $haveShirt to 0)
}
<div class= "positive">Great bargain!</div>
<div class="money">You have $wallet dollars now.</div>
[[Sell More?-> Host a garage sale]]
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]
[[Let's go shopping->Shop]]{(set: $wallet to it + 14)(set: $haveSword to 0)
}
<div class= "positive">Great bargain!</div>
<div class="money">You have $wallet dollars now.</div>
[[Sell More?-> Host a garage sale]]
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]
[[Let's go shopping->Shop]]{(set: $wallet to it + 10)(set: $haveShield to 0)
}
<div class= "positive">Great bargain!</div>
<div class="money">You have $wallet dollars now.</div>
[[Sell More?-> Host a garage sale]]
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]
[[Let's go shopping->Shop]]{(set: $wallet to it + 4)(set: $haveSpam to 0)
}
<div class= "positive">Great bargain!</div>
<div class="money">You have $wallet dollars now.</div>
[[Sell More?-> Host a garage sale]]
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]
[[Let's go shopping->Shop]]{(set: $wallet to it + 60)(set: $haveTurtle to 0)
}
<div class= "positive">Great bargain!</div>
<div class="money">You have $wallet dollars now.</div>
[[Sell More?-> Host a garage sale]]
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]
[[Let's go shopping->Shop]]{(set: $wallet to it + 4)(set: $haveCoffee to 0)
}
<div class= "positive">Great bargain!</div>
<div class="money">You have $wallet dollars now.</div>
[[Sell More?-> Host a garage sale]]
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]
[[Let's go shopping->Shop]]{(set: $wallet to it + 1000)(set: $haveMoped to 1)
}
<div class= "positive">Great bargain!</div>
<div class="money">You have $wallet dollars now.</div>
[[Sell More?-> Host a garage sale]]
[[Get some more money-> Need Money]]
[[Let's go shopping->Shop]]