Looks like the rumor that Karl is on vacation was true. You spend a peaceful night in his bed. It's very comfortable, lessened only slightly by your poounding headache. And the fact that when you wake up, Kevin is super mad that you went in Karl's room. \n\nOh well. Next time, you'll be sure to not do that.\n\n[[Next time|Start]]

Hey, there're some new kids at this party! You heard they went to school with Kevin. He was always an all right guy. Takes a lot of drugs though.\n\n[[Do a shot with them.|Shots!]]\n[[Kevin's not that cool. Drink another beer.|Beer Adventure!]]

Well, as long as you're here... The barman mixes you a series of increasingly fruity drinks, pouring all kinds of different liquors and liquids into unusually shaped glasses. At the end of the night, you can barely see, and you're pretty sure you just met Sting. Oh well! You stagger home, satisfied that you had a good time out after all.\n\n\n[[Maybe next time, you should go to the party|Start]]

Welcome to Beer Drinking Simulator! Now you too can experience my feels! Based on real events. Perhaps... too real...\n\n[[Have a beer!|Have a beer]]

"Oh, thank god." says Lisa. "This party is not good. Let's get drunk."\nYou're already pretty drunk, but Lisa is a good friend, so why not? You grab a couple shots. And couple more. And then maybe just a few more. And then a fugue on the moor. And then a fruit loops. And then... Where was I?\n\nYou wake up the next morning at home. You THINK you had a good time, but how can you be sure?\n\n[[Party down|Start]]

Turns out these kids are named Monica and Axel. They brought some rum from their school trip to Cuba. You pour a shot. Heck, why not two? Down the hatch!\n\n[[And why not follow it up with another beer?|Perhaps you've had enough]]

Staggering home in the rain is real shitty, but at least you don't throw up any more. What a bad party.\n\nYou wonder when they're having the next one?\n\n[[Rght the fuck now, jagweed|Start]]

Well, that sucked. You just threw up in a bathroom. At least you got it all in the toilet. Washing your hands, you discover that someone else didn't make it that far. Gross.\n\nWell, what next?\n[[You could go for a few more shots|Drunkest Ending]]\n[[Let's call it a night|Woah.]]

You're at a party with the same jerks you knew in high school. Why did you even come here? \n\nOh right, free alcohol. Down the hatch!\n\n[[Drink beer|Have another]]\n[[Why ARE you here? You could be at a bar!|Go to a bar]]

You back away from whatever was going on there and turn to see.. Hey, Lisa! How great! Your friend finally got here! You walk over and say hello. She just got here; she had work today and couldn't come until now. She smiles and says hi.\n\n[[Do a shot with her|Smashed with Lisa]]\n[[Have a beer with her|Good times I guess]]

Man, it is toooo loud in here. Looks like you should find a place to relax. Maybe one of Kevin's roommates' bedrooms...\n\n[[Nate, the self-professed ladies' man |There's people fuckin']]\n[[Karl. You're pretty sure he's on vacation.|Passed out]]

And the real problem in american politics, man, is the fuckin' politicians! You know, we should talk about this more, when I'm not so drangle. Dangle. Fuck. You wanna make out? Yeah? Cool. Oh, you meant with Axel. That's cool too, I guess. Keep on dangling!\n\nYou don't remember how you get home, but your knees are all scraped up, so you probably fell down.\n\n[[I wonder when's the next one?|Start]]

Nobody's gonna come back for this beer. It's a little warm, but not too bad. Somebody's smoking next to you, and you have a brief and fairly depressing conversation about how you got to this party. They met Kevin at college, and they weren't good friends. Pretty quickly, you run out of things to say.\n\n[[Back inside|Too Loud]]

You and Lisa sip your beers and catch up. It's an all right time, although the both of you spend too much time bemoaning your situation here at this party. Looks like your lives are pretty boring. You make a drunken promise to hang out more, but you forget about it, and Lisa doesn't call you.\n\nYou don't see eachother again until [[the next party.|Start]]

Hanging out on the porch sucks because it's cold, but at least it's not sweaty as hell like it is inside. Also you can't hear the music. They got some jerk to DJ that Kevin knows. He's not good.\n\n[[Hey, somebody left a half-drunk beer on the railing.|How low can you go?]]

You're having a really good time! Wow! You think you kissed someone! What's that? Oh man, it's your friend! You haven't seen him in years! You've got a lot of stomach pain for some reason but wow! Whose house is this??? Where's the bathroom???????? You need it right now really bad oh my goodness!\n\n[[Hurl|Hurl]]

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There's people fuckin' in there! Yo, dude, there's people fuckin' in there! Yo, for real! What a good party!\n\n[[YOU SAW PEOPLE FUCKIN'|Lisa's here]]

Wow, that beer is shit. Tastes real bad. Oh well.\n\nWhy aren't there any cool people here? You thought your friend Lisa was gonna be here. At least you could talk to her about stuff. Maybe she'll get here later!\n\n[[In the meantime, better drink another beer!|Yet another]]

You don't want to meet anyone new, really. When the hell will Lisa get here?\n\n[[Beer for days!|Beer for days]]

You decide to leave the party and head down to your favorite bar. Why didn't you think of this before?\n\nIt's crowded and dark, and you don't know anyone. Plus, there's a cover charge.\n\n[[Drink an expensive drink|Get wasted]]\n[[Drink a beer|This sucks]]

Shut up, man! I haven't had enough! Hey Monica, you want to do another shot? Yeah? Sickkkkkkk.\n\n[[Monica is very beautiful and you can tell that she is a good person on the inside!!!!|Wowie Zowie]]

You sip your overpriced beer and lean against the wall, peoplewatching. This is totally bogus. You don't know anyone, and everything is too expensive. You head home early.\n\n[[You didn't even go to the party!|Start]]

Starting to get a little buzzed. Maybe you shouldn't be drinking this fast.\n\nYeah, right. If you stop drinking beer, you might have to think about how lame this is. Better save that for tomorrow, when you can think about your actions in the cold light of dawn.\n\n[[Some new people showed up!|More beers]]

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