\nBOOM Headshot! That guys head explodes like a bowl of Crunch Berries.\n\nSpeaking of.. you are rather [[hungry|Hunger]].\n\nAnd [[naked|clothing]].
\nBeside you, the computer hums with restlessness..\n\nThe title screen for [[DayZ]] glows eagerly.\n\nYour stomach grumbles hungrily.. you forgot to eat dinner last night so you are rather [[famished|Hunger]], but video games are funner.\n\nYou remember suddently.. today is rent day! The bank is within walking distance from your apartment, but it's probably not a good idea to go out [[naked|clothing]].
\nYou sit down at the computer and join a new server. \n\nThis character, named [[xXYOLOHax0rsXx]], has about 30 hours of play time on it. You actually have a [[sniper rifle]] on this character!\n\nThe [[bank|distractions]] still lingers in the back of your mind.
\nDon't be stupid. That's the dumbest name ever. Why'd you choose this?\n\nYou have better things to [[do|DayZ]].
\nThe cupboard stands barren, except for an empty box of Crunch Berry.\n\nThe [[DayZ|DayZ]] screen glares at you from across the room.\n\nBut there are [[other things|distractions]] to be done as well.
\nYou throw the clothes on and run out the door. \n\nYou sprint down the sidewalk heading towards the bank.\n\nYou might end up being [[late|End]] though. Best not let anything stop you.
\nYou run out the door.\n\nYou sprint down the sidewalk towards the bank, meat and two veg flapping in the wind. \n\nMany people stop and gawk at the site of a nearing 30 year old man pulling a Usain Bolt, nude.\n\nYou will make it to the bank, [[just in time|End]].
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Note: This is a practice Twine and will not demonstrate my final product, which may or may not be shit. Use at your own [[risk]].
\nThe end. :3\n\nPlay [[DayZ|DayZ]].\n\nOr [[start over|Start]]!
\nYou move your character into position along a treeline.\n\nYou lay down in a bush and look through the scope into the city.\n\nThere's a group of people standing around a handcuffed, [[naked guy|http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4291631/weird-guy-slap-dong-pole-o.gif]].\n\nYour crosshair lands on their leader's [[head]].
YOU FAILURE.\n\nYou sleep all day. \n\nThe world ends.\n\nYou caused this, you dick.\n\n[[The End|Start]].
Practice Twine - DOING THINGS!
\nSitting up and stretching, you realize it's the weekend.\n\nThere's plenty of things to get done today, but so many [[distractions]]..\n\nHeading to the bank is at the top of the priority list.\n\nSo is clothing. [[Clothing|clothing]] is good.\n\n[[Hunger]] claws at your belly. Might be a good time to eat.\n\nBut.. [[another 5 minutes]] couldn't hurt anyone..
Jordan Foster
\nYou stumble into the closet and sort through the clothes that are clean.\n\nYou find a decent outfit and lay it out.\n\nSHIT. The rent will be late if you don't leave, [[RIGHT NOW|nude]].\n\nBut, the clothes ARE laid out [[already|clothed]].\n\nAnd [[sleep|risk]] does sound good..\n\n[[DayZ|DayZ]] is still glowing on the computer screen.
\n:: floating images of you standing infront of your students in your underwear, [[drunk|http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/?Media=PlayFlash]], flash infront of your eyes ::\n\nIsn't it odd how your dreams remind you of your last birthday? \n\nYeah.. it's time to [[wake up|risk]].
\nSleep..\n[[Sleep..]]\nSleep..\n\nYeah cmon brain, it's about time to [[wake up]].\n\nWe got things to do today.