Chaos Quest

Loading…

Chaos Quest

Welcome To Chaos Quest. The Game where the Points don't matter and alot of things may be beyond your comprehension

Ok Just a warning in advanced. This game is created by a mad man. Save Often. Game Overs Can Come up at Any moment and you won't get a back button. You have been Warned....
Are you Ready?

Lets Begin

Welcome To Chaos Quest. The Game where the Points don't matter and alot of things may be beyond your comprehension Ok Just a warning in advanced. This game is created by a mad man. Save Often. Game Overs Can Come up at Any moment and you won't get a back button. You have been Warned.... Are you Ready? [[Lets Begin]]

Choose Your Character! [[Deady The Dead Horse]] [[Storple]] <<unset variableList>>

You have Chosen Deady The Dead Horse! A Horse that is most famously known for being dead.... and thats it! You literally picked a Dead Horse for your character! What did you expect from this? THE HORSE IS DEAD! THE HORSE IS YOU! THEREFOR YOU ARE DEAD! GAME OVER! YOU ARE DUMB! YOUR FINAL SCORE IS ALSO DUMB! [[Restart->Lets Begin]]

You have chosen Storple.... Ok?... Storple is a young human man with brown hair and blue skin.... Its a Phase alright! He's also a bit tall and lanky being pretty skinny and 6'2". Tall enough to play basketball withuout the coordination. Storple is a pretty average guy who just lives in a single appartment in the suburbs. Theres no apartment building its just basically a really small house with like 3 rooms at most. You won this house in a contest but thats not important. You are currently working as a chef down at the local pancake house. The pay is alright and you don't have to worry about buying food as you get to bring home all the extra pancakes at the end of the day. You have some friends but most of them think you're a little weird but thats ok. Anyway your life as an average Blue Skinned Pancake Chef is about to begin [[Start->Storp Intro]]

You wake up one early Spring October Afternoon at 9:03 am. You sit up in your blue bed with your blue blankets, your blue walls, blue carpet, and your bright Chartreuse ceiling. You slowly get up and look around. To your left is your [[Bathroom->S.Bath.D.]] to your North is the way downstairs to [[The Kitchen->SKitchD.]]. Behind you is your [[Window->S.WindowD.]] what will you do? [[Jump Out Window->S.WindowJump]] [[Go to Bathroom->S.BathroomGo]] [[Go to Kitchen->S.KitchenGo]]

Feeling like a Moron you decide to Jump right out of your Window. You crash through the glass and begin to fall face first. While your small house type thing is only 1 floor high you forgot that last night you decided to dig a Ten-thousand foot hole right outside your window. You fall to the center of the earth dying in molten lava. Game Over Your Final Score is -2 [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You make your way to the bathroom and step onto the red carpet on the white tiled floor. You look around and see your Toothbrush sitting next to the [[Toothpaste->S.ToothpD.]] at the bathroom sink. Next to that is your toilet and also in here is the shower. What do you do? [[Brush Teeth->S.BT]] [[Use Toilet->S.Toilet]] [[Take Shower->S.Shower]] [[Open Toothpaste->S.OpenT]] [[Go back to room->Storp Intro]]

You make your way downstairs to the kitchen and begin scavenging for food. After looking through your various cupboards, fridges, and cabinets you manage to find a jar of [[peanut butter->S.PBD.]], a box of [[Toaster-Os->S.TOsD.]], [[Milk->SMilkD.]], An [[apple->S.AppleD.]], An [[Orange->S.OrangeD.]], An [[Apple stapled to an Orange->S.A+OD.]], and some [[leftover spaghetti->SSpaghettiD.]]. [[Eat Peanut Butter->SPBEat]] [[Eat Toaster-Os->STOEat]] [[Eat Apple->SAppleEat]] [[Eat Orange->SOEat]] [[Eat Apple stapled to Orange->SA+OEat]] [[Eat Spahgetti->SSpagettiEat]]

Its your Bathroom. You use it to clean yourself up from sleeps and works and all that junks. Infact you are feeling slightly grimy right now. Maybe you should go in there [[Back->Storp Intro]]

Your kitchen is where you eat things. Its also where you make things to be eaten, if you didn't know that you're kind of stupid. [[Back->Storp Intro]]

Its a beautiful day outside. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, theres some kind of strange swirling vortex outside in the middle of the sky that seems to be slowly growing in size and is consuming any clouds that get close to it...That last one might not have been there yesterday but thats not that big of a deal. You have more important things to do today. Like your job! [[Back->Storp Intro]]

You look at the Toothpaste tube with the wite cap on it. The Tube reads "Eldritch Brand Tooth Cleanser: Minty Kalamari Flavor" You don't recall buying this flavor of toothpaste but you figured that doesn't really matter. After all your teeth are still rather dirty. [[Back->S.BathroomGo]]

You pick up your toothbrush and begin to brush your teeth. After a good 28 seconds you realize that your toothbrush doesn't have any toothpaste on it. It might be a good idea to apply toothpaste if you actually want to clean your teeth. [[Back->S.BathroomGo]]

You use the toilet is the most toilety way possible. You feel releaved. You aren't going to get anymore descriptions then that. If you don't like it too bad. [[Back->S.BathroomGo]]

You remove your clothes and get into the shower to clean yourself. After using some soap, shampoo and hot water for a period of time you feel much cleaner. However you have a strange feeling that your clenliness will not have an impact on the overall story to prevent the guy from making this from having to write different dialouge for every single room. [[Back->S.BathroomGo]]

As you unscrew the cap its sent flying off as an eerie green glow starts to come from it. Before your very eyes a weird slimy green tentacle monster bursts out of your toothpaste tube and smacks you across the face. “Greetings Mortal!” He says with a loud humbling gurgle. “I Am Cthulu! I have nothing better to do today so I figured I would just hide in your toothpaste until you opened it. Now that you have I'm gona follow you around all day” [[Oops->SCBathroom]]

You look at the jar of peanut butter. Its creamy peanut butter and the jar hasn't been opened yet but you still wonder why on earth you would even own this. After all you are HIGHLY ALERGIC TO PEANUTS! The smell alone could kill you. But you already knew that about yourself. After all you would never Open a jar of peanut butter causing yourself to die right?.... Right? [[Back->S.KitchenGo]]

Ah Toaster-Os. your favorite Cereal. Made from real Toasters that were shrunken down and placed into a box. Because of the fact that they literally are just tiny toasters they don't handle liquids very well.... Especially Milk [[Back->S.KitchenGo]]

Its milk. What do you want from me? [[Back->S.KitchenGo]]

You made this orange yourself through the process of using Reverse Engeniering. You were certain you would find something cooler but unfortunetly the only fruits of your labor were this orange. You realized the pun after you were done and felt horrible [[Back->S.KitchenGo]]

Ok in your defence you were really bored this one time and you had borrowed the stapler from work so you were all like "Eh... why not? I've got an apple! I've got an orange! I've got a stapler! Lets make some magic." The stapler broke in the process of this however and you had to buy a new one. Also eating this might not be the best idea that staple looks like a choking hazard. [[Back->S.KitchenGo]]

The Spahgetti You had for dinner last night. It still has the Tomato sause on it... Not that It would go anywhere It is Tomato Sause afterall. It just doesn't leave at random times. [[Back->S.KitchenGo]]

A nice red apple that you picked straight from a tree growing inside the super market. You only picked one for some reason but it doesn't matter. It still looks just as tasty as when you picked it 10,000 Years ago.... or was it 2 days. Who knows. [[Back->S.KitchenGo]]

You open the jar of peanut butter completely forgetting and ignoring the fact that you are deadly allergic to peanut butter. Your peanut allergies act up causing you to die in the most painful peanut allergies related way possible Game Over Your Final Score was 0.8 You really should read the descriptions before taking dangerous actions like this [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

How will you eat your Toaster-Os [[With Milk->SWMilk]] [[Without Milk ->SWOMilk]]

You know what they say. An apple a day keeps the Doctor away, and there’s nothing you hate more then doctors. You take a bite into the juicy apple enjoying the rich appley flavor that it gives you. You eat up the apple and despite it only being one piece of fruit feel satisfied with the results. [[Breakfast Successful->SBRFSTWin]]

You Peel the orange and take the orange pieces apart and eat them individually. The nice citrusy tang in your mouth makes you feel happy. It was a rather large orange so the entire thing is a very filling breakfast. You throw away the orange peel because no one eats that part and feel full and happy. [[Breakfast Successful->SBRFSTWin]]

You start to eat the Apple Stapled to the Orange. It doesn’t actually taste that bad that it until you get to the staple itself. Being Made of Metal is lodges itself in your throat and you choke to death. Game Over Your Final Score was 0.01 Why Did you think eating a Staple was a good idea? [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

Really? Leftover Spaghetti? For Breakfast? Well Ok whatever. You take the container of spaghetti and put it in the microwave for about 2 minutes. After the time comes out everything is steaming hot. You take the container out grab a fork and begin to eat it. Its alright. I mean it was excellent last night but now its only about 88.7635824% as good. But whatever who cares you eat the noodles with the sauce on it. Congratulations you ate spaghetti for breakfast…. you freak…. [[Breakfast Successful->SBRFSTWin]]

You Pour the Milk into the Bowl of Toaster-Os and watch as the circuits in the toaster start to fry. Having Already made your decicion you take a spoonful of the cereal put it in your mouth and get electricuted by the thousands of toasters short circuting in your mouth, electricuting you to death. Game Over Your Final Score was 0.81 If only you read over the nutritional information [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You take a bite of the Toaster-Os without any milk, the way it was intended to be eaten. The nice metallic crunch in your mouth makes you feel satisfied and full. [[Breakfast Successful->SBRFSTWin]]

Having eaten a Satisfying Breakfast you decide to get ready for work, doing such in a timely manner and you’re about to leave at the perfect time, making so you will actually arrive to work early. You joyously prepare to walk outside and go to your job of making pancakes. [[Open Door->SOpenDoor]]

As you open the door and take a step outside you immediately notice its particularly windy today. You look up in the sky and noticed that it had turned dark red. There was a dark hole that seemed to be sucking everything up. Before you could react to anything you immediately are sucked up into the sky right into the hole. [[Next->SPortal]]

On the other side of the portal you seem to be transported to some kind of garbage dump… In space. Piles of random trees, houses, garbage and other things are all piled up in this one area. Luckily there is some sort of gravity here so you don’t just drift away but you do land face first into the ground. As you stand up you see some kind of small [[green slime kitten->SSlimeKitD.]]. The kitten is just sitting there staring at you. What do you do? [[Pet Kitten->SPetKit]] [[Say Hello ->SHiKit]] [[Attack Slime Kitten ->SAtakit]] [[Nothing->SNope]]

It’s a cute little transparent blob shaped like a kitten. It’s a nice slime green color and kind of reminds you of Jell-O. As you look at the kitten looks back occasionally deciding to clean ears. Everything about this kitten just screams cute. [[Back->SPortal]]

You reach your hand out to pet the kitten, the kitten lets you do so but your hand gets stuck inside of the kitten, you try to pull it out only to find that you are unable to do so, in fact the rest of your arm is being pulled into the slime kitten. Before long your entire body is engulfed and dissolved into the kitten. Game Over Your Final Score was 4 I know its cute and all but you got to try to control yourself man. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

“Hello there” you say to the kitten. The kitten looks back up to you and says “Good day to you sir. My name is Sir Lamposis What is your name?” The kittens voice can only be described Jesus doing an impression of Abraham Lincoln. “My name is Storple,” you respond respondfuly, “I was sent here through a swirling vortex in the sky. It kind of ate me and stuff.” The Lamposis’s face swiftly turns to distress. “Oh dear, this isn’t good at all.” In Response you say [[Huh?->SKitHuh]] [[Why is that?->Skitwhy]] [[Nyargleplorf->SkitDumb]]

Looking around for some sort of weapon you pick up a stop sign and smack the kitten with it. The slime kitten goes splat, pieces of its slimy self going off in different directions. Within a few seconds the bits of slime begin to move back to where they came from and the slime Kitten reforms itself. “You shouldn’t have done that” The Kitten says in a voice that can only be described as Jesus doing an impression of Abraham Lincoln. The kitten then grows about 20 times its original size and eats you in a single gulp. Game Over Your Final Score was 2 Don’t start a fight you don’t think you can win…. And in this game that’s probably most fights. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You sit there and do nothing for the longest time. Just sitting there staring at the slime kitten. Hours pass and you still sit there doing nothing endlessly staring at that kitten. After enough time passes the kitten finally says in a voice that can only be described as Jesus doing an impression of Aberham Lincoln “So you just going to sit there forever or what?” In Response you… [[Decide to introduce yourself->SKitGreet]] [[Freak out->SKitFreak]] [[Say “yes”->SKitYes]]

“Oh er…. Sorry” you say nervously, “My name is Storple. Its nice to… meet you?” you are still a bit confused by the fact this slime kitten can talk “Good day to you sir. My name is Sir Lamposis. Might I ask how you got here?” “Oh well, I was sent here through a swirling vortex in the sky.” You answer It kind of ate me and stuff.” The Lamposis’s face swiftly turns to distress. “Oh dear, this isn’t good at all.” In Response you say [[Huh?->SKitHuh]] [[Why is that?->Skitwhy]] [[Nyargleplorf->SkitDumb]]

Panicking at the sudden words coming out of the mouth of the kitten shaped slime you pick up the nearest object and throw it at the kitten. That object just happens to be a 50 pound boulder. The boulder bounces off of the kitten and flies back at you at about 5000 miles per hour. The boulder hits you with such force that you just stop existing. Its like for one second you’re there and the next second you’re not. You never seem to stay in one spot. The point is you’re pretty dead. Game Over Your Final Score was 5 Looks like you and that kitten are getting off to a real rocky start to your relationship. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

The Kitten has asked you if you are going to sit there forever. So for some reason you decide to say “Yes.” The kitten shrugs and then says “Well Ok then have fun with that.” and then leaves. Sticking to your word you do in fact stay there forever, never moving from your spot. After a few eternities pass you realize that you accidently died from old age Game Over Your final Score was 4.1 Oh sure just stay in the same place forever! That will accomplish anything! Great Jorb there Stoipleff [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You try to say huh but end up saying “Hmm?” instead. “Well you see this could only mean one thing” Lamposis responds. This means that Cthulu is starting his evil plan! Quickly follow me” Lamposis runs off. [[Follow him->SKitFollow]] [[No you don’t get another option->Lets Begin]]

“uhh… Why is that?” you ask a bit nervously. “Well you see this could only mean one thing” Lamposis responds. This means that Cthulu is starting his evil plan! Quickly follow me” Lamposis runs off. [[Follow him->SKitFollow]] [[No you don’t get another option->Lets Begin]]

“Nyargleplorf!” you yell at the top of your lungs as you flail your arms like an undead squid trying to conduct a band of overweight turkeys. Lamposis just looks back in annoyance. “You know if you aren’t going to take this seriously I’m just going to make you leave” As he finishes his sentence he tears open a hole in time and space sending you flying into another vortex type thing. This one sends you into the center of the sun where you instantly melt and die. Game Over Your Final Score was 7 Nyargleplorf? Really? Where did you even get the idea to say such a stupid thing! You’re fired! Never work in this town again! [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You follow Lamposis past several piles of rubble, garbage, buildings and other junk. After a while you eventfully come across a clearing with three floating blue portals. The portals themselves look identical, they ripple like water but still appear to be solid as they don’t move from their current location. Lamposis just shakes his head, “Its just as I feared” he says as he turns to face you. “You see Cthulu was never satisfied with hanging order the worlds currently have. He vowed to one day destroy everything, and his plan has already started. The only way to stop him is to defeat Cthulu himself and then find a way to disrupt his spell. I’m very knowledgeable in these kinds of magics so I know for a fact that that in order to start this spell he will need to have a shrine where the energy is being held. In order to disrupt the spell you will need one of four things. You will need either something golden, something blue, something horrible, something that shouldn't exist, or something backwards. Do you understand me?” [[Yep!->SKitY]] [[Nope->SKitN]]

“Yep!” you respond cheerfully with a thumbs up. “Good” Lamposis smiles, he looks a bit more relieved then before. “Ok One of the three portals ahead should bring you to getting one of the items you need. I’m afraid I don’t know where these portals will take you so you’ll need to be on your guard. Good luck” Lamposis then flies away leaving you alone in the clearing. The three Portals Lie ahead of you One Portal is to the North One Portal is to the South One Portal is to the Dennis Which Portal do you choose? [[North->SNorth]] [[South->SSouth]] [[Dennis->SDennis]]

You make your way over to the North Portal and cartwheel on through…. Or at least attempt one as you remember that you don’t actually remember how to cartwheel and you land face first through the portal and land on some kind of ground. You pull yourself off of the ground and find yourself in front of a strange architecture. Its shaped like half of a sphere appears to be made entirely out of stone blocks. Also it has appears to have random buildings melted into it like some tall business buildings, what may or may not be a school, and a Diner. You turn after a slight observation of the surrounding area you notice that behind you is a [[very steep cliff->SNDSteepCliff]]. To the left of the strange architecture are some trees that form a [[dense forest->SNDForest]]. [[Go to over to Cliff->SNGoCliff]] [[Enter Forrest->SNForest]] [[Approach the Strange Sphere->SNApproachSphere]] <<set $CD1 to "“Ah the brave soul who made it through the Temple of Krongustoid, please come forth and have a seat I have much to ask of you.”">> <<set $CD2 to "“how did you end up in the temple in the first place?”">>

As you Step into the South Portal you are brought to a very sandy area with a green sky. Before you have any real chance to take in your surroundings you are interrupted by a grumbly “Hey you!” as you are picked up by your leg. Closer inspection reveals that you are being held by a large fat orange goblin type thing with fangs coming from its lower mandible. He is wearing only blue swim trunks. “This is the Volleyball Dimension!” he grumbles again, “If you’re here you’d better be ready to join the volleyball tournament. Well are you?” [[Yes->SSYes]] [[No->SSNo]]

You walk over to the Dennis Portal and are about to step through when suddenly you hear a loud “Haldo!” You look around for the source of the sound but you don’t see anyone. You hear the voice say “Haldo” again and you look up to see the portal has a pair of googly eyes ontop of it. “er… don’t you mean hello?” you respond. The portal looks a bit disappointed, “You see young one this is proof that you’re not ready to travel through me. For I am a portal that leads to a land of a bunch of stupid inside jokes and stuff. If this one confused you then you’ll surely be lost in the land ahead but seeing as I have no arms I have no way to stop you but let this be your last warning. Turn back or you’ll be confused even more so then usual” [[Head on through the Dennis Portal->SGoDennis]] [[Reconsider which portal you want->SReconsider]]

“NOPE!” you respond stupidly with a thumbs down “Too bad!” Lamposis yells back, “Ok One of the three portals ahead should bring you to getting one of the items you need. I’m afraid I don’t know where these portals will take you so you’ll need to be on your guard. Good luck” Lamposis then flies away leaving you alone in the clearing. The three Portals Lie ahead of you One Portal is to the North One Portal is to the South One Portal is to the Dennis Which Portal do you choose? [[North->SNorth]] [[South->SSouth]] [[Dennis->SDennis]]

“But of course!” you respond trying to fake enthusiasm through the fear. “I mean what kind of moron would come to the volleyball dimension if they weren’t going to play volleyball! Sign me up Scotty” “Actually its Bill” the Goblin responds, “Now lets go.” The Goblin brings you to an area with a volleyball net and a bunch of other monsters. Among them you see a [[Slime cube->SSSCD]], a [[Medusa->SSMD]], a [[Kraken->SSKD]], a [[Banshee->SSBanD]], and a [[Bear->SSBearD]]. “Alright everyone listen up! We’re doing this tournament in in teams of two vs. two.” Bill announces. Everyone pick a partner. New guy I’ll let you pick your partner first.” Who will you pick? [[Slime Cube->SSSlime]] [[Medusa->SSMedusa]] [[Kraken->SSKraken]] [[Banshee->SSBanshee]] [[Bear->SSBear]] <<set $CD1 to "“Ah the beloved Victor of the Volley Ball Tournament, please come forth and have a seat I have much to ask of you.”>> <<set $CD2 to "“How did you find yourself in the volleyball dimension to begin with?”">>

“I’m afraid not” you tell the goblin, “You see when I was a young lad I tried playing volley ball once, but the resulting game ended up with me being set on fire multiple times as well as me being chased by sharks on skateboards. I’ve been traumatized of volley ball ever since” “You no play volleyball? Then you no live!” the Goblin grunts as he throws you 8,000 feet into the air. As you start to plummet towards the ground you start to reconsider everything you’ve already done. You wonder why you had ever stapled an apple to an orange, you wonder if becoming a pancake chef was really the right thing to do when you were offered a the chance to become president. You also wonder if you could survive this fall. Your last question is answered rather quickly…. And the answer is no. Game Over Your Final Score is 13 Seriously why would you even go to the Volleyball dimension if you’re not going to play volleyball. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

This slime cube is the same color as Lamposis. Unlike the slime kitten this one seems less stable. He’s constantly wobbling about and you doubt anything would actually bounce off of it. He as well as being physically unstable he also looks mentally unstable. You think it might not be a good idea to trust him with anything valuable. [[Back->SSYes]]

You try to get a closer look at the Medusa in order to describe it better… You then remember that Medusas are known to turn people into stone when you look at there eyes. You only remember this because you looked at the Medusas’s eyes and are now currently made of stone. Game Over. Your Final Score was 14 Congratulations You died in the on one of the Description Pages… Good job. You know let me edit that Score for you Your Final Score was -14 There we go [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

The Kraken is basically a monstrous Giant Squid. How it’s surviving on land you don’t know but it seems to be doing pretty well. Its got a ton of giant tentacles Its using some of them to keep itself up but its got plenty to spare. The thing is also like 20 feet tall. [[Back->SSYes]]

The Banshee looks like a floating person wearing a raggedy gray cloak. Cept its also transparent, doesn’t have any legs or eyes and its skin is white. And I don’t mean Caucasian White, I mean actually the color white. Can someone explain that to me? Why the heck “White” means Caucasian. I’ll tell you what color Caucasian people aren’t. Its white. Heck they’re more of this weird peachy yellowish brown color. The closest description I could think of would be the inside of an apple. Ugh… I’m rambling at this point The point is the Banshee is a screaming ghost… Cept its not screaming right now. [[Back->SSYes]]

Yes there actually is a bear over there. It stands out a lot next to the other monsters but you still wouldn’t want to meet one in a dark alley. To be more specific it’s a black bear. With black fur and whatnot. Its probably a couple feet taller then you but you wouldn’t want to stand next to it to make sure or anything. But You are happy the Bear has fur. After all a Bare Bear is unbearable. I mean a bear is barely bearable but a bear bear is completely unbearable. Luckily an unbare bear is just bearly bareable to be able to bear. [[Back->SSYes]]

You point to the Slime Cube saying, “I’ll pick you” The Goblin calls out “Alright Eduardo you’re with the new guy!” Eduardo the Slime Cube joyously runs forward feeling proud that he was the first one picked. You feel confident as you take the spot closer to the net in the first round of the tournament. Your first match is going pretty good at first but the moment the ball gets past your reach and Eduardo goes to hit it back the volleyball just sinks into Eduardo and dissolves within seconds. “That’s it! Your team is disqualified for destroying the ball.” Bill shouts. Eduardo is furious! He’s so upset that he blames you, eating you up in a single chomp also causing you to dissolve instantly. Game Over Your Final Score was 17 Call me a Racist but you can never trust a slime cube. They’re just always known to be unstable in every way shape and form. You’re better off trusting anyone over them. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You point to the Medusa saying “I’ll pick yo-“ but you’re cut short as you turn to stone and fall to the ground. Bill angrily turns to the Medusa saying “DARN IT SALAMTHA I TOLD YOU NOT TO-” but he is also cut short as he turns to stone. And falls to the ground. Infact everyone in the area then accidently looks at Salamtha the Medusa and turns to stone falling to the ground. Even the author looks at Salamtha and turns to Sto-

You point to the Kraken saying, “I’ll pick you” The Goblin calls out “Yo! Shmordanch! You’re with the new guy!” And so you teamed up with Shmordanch the Kraken for the volleyball tournament. Shmordanch worrying that he’ll knock over the volleyball net insists on taking the farther end of the court for now. You kindly let him do so and begin your first match. The match goes along perfectly. You and Shmordanch are working together like a well-oiled machine. You spike the ball whenever it gets within your range and Smordanch is handling the rest of the court with his tentacles making sure nothing touches the ground. You win the first round of the tournament 38-0 The second and final round of the tournament is up. Your team is up against The Banshee and the Bear. Due to the random rules of the tournament you and Shmordanch have to trade spots. Leaving you in the back this time. It’s a bit harder this way with Smordanch being more self conscious but its still a pretty even game. When suddenly the game is tied 7-7 and its your turn to serve the ball. Right now you could either send it flying to the other side of the court and hope Shmordanch’s defense is good enough, or you could set him up for a spike and try to ensure a win right away. What will you do? [[Play Defensively->SSKDef]] [[Set up the Spike->SSKSpike]]

You point to the Banshee saying, “I’ll pick you” The Goblin calls out “ Hey Eggbertina! You’re up!” And so you teamed up with Eggbertina the Banshee. In the first round of the Volleyball tournament Eggbertina insists on taking the front spot leaving you at the far end of the court. The other team serves the ball and Eggbertina eagerly tries to hit the ball only having it go through her hands. Despite your best efforts you can’t effectively play with out a tangible partner. You end up failing to score even a single point. Eggbertina angrily blames you for the loss despite it clearly being her fault and she screams at you. Normally you’d be fine but because it’s a banshee scream it causes you so much pain that your soul instantly shatters into a million pieces. Game Over Your Final Score was 19.8 Yeah The thing about ghosts is that they can’t touch things [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You point to the Bear saying, “I’ll pick you” The Goblin calls out “Elisha! The new kid wants you!” And so you teamed up with Elisha the Bear. Not knowing which one of you should take which spot in the first round of the tournament you played Rock Paper Scissors for the closer spot. Because Bears don’t have hands you win and end up with the closer spot. The two of you play together rather well. Both being fast and hitting accurately, but it takes a lot of energy to be running back and forth across the court making sure you can always knock it over. After enough Struggles you manage to scrape away a win with a score of 8-6 The second and final round of the tournament is up. Your team is up against The Kraken and the Medusa, but the Medusa accidently looked at a mirror and turned itself to stone. Due to the random rules of the tournament you and Elisha have to trade spots. Leaving you in the back this time. It doesn’t really change much but that Kraken is still tough to take on even with its partner turned to stone. When suddenly the game is tied 7-7 and its your turn to serve the ball. Right now you could either send it flying to the other side of the court and hope Elisha’s defense is good enough, or you could set him up for a spike and try to ensure a win right away. What will you do? [[Play Defensively->SSBDef]] [[Set up the Spike->SSBSpike]]

You decide to shoot the volleyball over the net and hope that Shmordanch can keep it over there without much trouble. Being a 10 foot tall Kraken with a whole lot of tentacles Shmordanch is a metaphorical wall of impassability. No matter what that bear and banshee does they ain’t getting past him. After a good 7,001 seconds of trying they just give up as the volley ball hits their side of the net. “Match Point!” Yells Bill, “The winners are Storple and Shmordanch!” The crowd goes wild… at least they would if there was a crowd. The only ones here are Bill and the Medusa who somehow managed to turn herself to stone. But you won! The volleyball tournament is victory! Bill hands you and Shmordanch golden trophies. “By the way you two have also won an interview with the big boss! You have got to come meet him!” “I say my dear chap,” Shmordanch intervenes, “I would love to get an invetview but I am currently late for a manicure! I shall see you all some other time.” Shmordanch then flies away much to the surprise of everyone. “….huh…” Bill remarks, “Didn’t know he could do that… Anyway come on Storple you’ve got to go to that interview. Now off you go!” As he finishes his statement he picks you up and throws you into the air at exactly 3/28 of the speed of sound. He then sends you flying right into another portal in the sky. <<set $Golden to "true">> [[And the Portal Leads too…->VictoryPortal]]

You try to set up a spike for Shmordanch but unfortunately he panics and tries to hit it with all of his tentacles causing them to get twisted. He then loses balance and falls at just the perfect angle that he knocks over the net and squishes you at the same time. As you take in your final breath you hear Bill say “You’re disqualified for knocking over the net!” Game Over Your Final Score is 20.1 I mean he said he was nervous. You got to play to your team mates strong points man! You can’t always be all like “I’m going to spike all the time” [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You decide to try to play defensively with Elisha and avoid setting up the Spike. You two are doing a good job at first but against the Kraken you can find literally no openings. As time goes by you and Elisha slowly get more and more tired as the Kracken still hasn’t broken a sweat. After a Good three years the both of you can’t move anymore and you’re just stuck lying in the sand as the volley ball falls down next to you. “Match Point” yells Bill, “You’re team is out of here!” As using the last of his strength Elisha decides to eat you in order to help him feel better about losing. Being a good friend you understand and let him eat you. Game Over Your Final Score is 20.007 I mean it’s a Kracken yo! You think you can out defense a Kraken? He’s got like a bunch of tentacles! You just won’t beat that playing defensively! [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

Trusting in the powers of Elisha you set him up for a spike. But you accidently hit the ball too hard sending it 20 feet into the air! Luckily Elisha is awesome as he does a triple spinning backflip into the air and does a reverse roundhouse kick causing the ball to fly towards the ground like a gopher filled with lead. “Match Point!” Yells Bill, “The winners are Storple and Elisha!” The crowd goes wild… at least they would if there was a crowd. The only one here is Bill. But you won! The volleyball tournament is victory! Bill hands you and Elisha golden trophies. “By the way you two have also won an interview with the big boss! You have got to come meet him!” “Forgive me Mr Bill,” Elisha interrupts, “But I do not have the time for this. I must find someone to sell this trophy to so I may finally have enough money to pay for my son’s operation. Time is off the essence. I must go now!” Elisha then claws at the air opening up a rift in time and space that sucks him in and closes behind him. “….huh…” Bill remarks, “Didn’t know he could do that… Anyway come on Storple you’ve got to go to that interview. Now off you go!” As he finishes his statement he picks you up and throws you into the air at exactly 3/28 of the speed of sound. He then sends you flying right into another portal in the sky. <<set $Golden to "true">> [[And the Portal Leads too…->VictoryPortal]]

Despite hitting the portal at such high speeds you fall out of it rather slowly. You then find yourself inside of some fancy looking building. You look behind you and see an open Elevator. You notice some [[building schematics->SBuildSD]] on the wall. The carpet is red and velvet. You look in front of you and see a desk with a large chair facing the opposite direction. Infront of the desk is a smaller empty chair You hear a voice coming from the chair farther chair. $CD1 In response you [[Turn to the elevator to leave->SP1TTL]] [[Go and have a seat->SP1HSeat]]

A piece of paper showing a picture of this large building and how many floors it has…. Its about 31. Although the current elevator only goes to Floors 8, 12, 31, 17 and 22. It also gives information about each of the said floors Floor 8 is the Floor of Only Lava Floor 12 is the Cafeteria Floor 17 is the Secret Portal Area Floor 22 is the George Washington Exhibit Floor 31 is the Big Bosses Office. You then realize you’re on the 31st floor. [[Back->VictoryPortal]]

Not trusting whoever this hidey chair guy is you turn to leave but the elevator immediately shuts when you do so. “What's the rush? Do you have somewhere you need to be going? Come on relax. I only want to talk” It seems you have no choice you're only option is to talk with this big boss [[Go and have a Seat->SP1HSeatDC]]

Carefully you make your way to the chair in front of the desk and take a seat. As you sit down You notice an assortment of [[things->SP1DTD]] on the desk. “Its nice to meet you Mr Storple” says the voice from behind the chair as it starts to slowly turn around, “My name is Cthulu” As he turns around you see that it is in fact Cthulu. That weird Tentacley face as well as dragon wings… but he’s wearing a business suit. “So Storple,” he continues, $CD2 [[um…->SP1Norxt]] [[Erm…->SP1Norxt]] [[Glorfum->SP1Norxt]] [[Nyeggllll->SP1Norxt]] [[Xylophone->SP1Norxt]]

Realizing you have no choice you slowly approach desk and take a seat. As you sit down You notice an assortment of [[things->SP1DTDDC]] on the desk. “Its nice to meet you Mr Storple” says the voice from behind the chair as it starts to slowly turn around, “My name is Cthulu” As he turns around you see that it is in fact Cthulu. That weird Tentacley face as well as dragon wings… but he’s wearing a business suit. “So Storple,” he continues, $CD2 [[um…->SP1NorxtDC]] [[Erm…->SP1NorxtDC]] [[Glorfum->SP1NorxtDC]] [[Nyeggllll->SP1NorxtDC]] [[Xylophone->SP1NorxtDC]]

On this desk you see a very strange assortment of Items. You see Pencils Shaped like Humans with all of their heads sharpened, a soda can labeled “Fire! Its literally fire!” An empty cardboard box with a lid, some toast positioned so that they’re leaning on each other holding each other up, a baby otter, a spray can labeled “Great Aunt Cathudula’s Other worldly sealant”, and a gun. They say you can tell a lot about someone by the items they keep on they’re desk…. Clearly they were lying. [[Back->SP1HSeat]]

Despite your best efforts to form speech of any kind you are at a complete loss for words. “Oh don’t be so nervous Storple” Cthulu replies, “Whats wrong haven’t you hung out with an Eldrich God before? Oh but I jest! I have a feeling that I know why you’re here being an earthling and all that. I bet you’re curious about What I plan to do with your world aren’t you?” [[I’m a bit curious->SP1Ask]] [[No Not really->SP1Nope]] [[Golly Gee Willickers Mr Cthulu I sure am!->SP1Golly]]

On this desk you see a very strange assortment of Items. You see Pencils Shaped like Humans with all of their heads sharpened, a soda can labeled “Fire! Its literally fire!” An empty cardboard box with a lid, some toast positioned so that they’re leaning on each other holding each other up, a baby otter, a spray can labeled “Great Aunt Cathudula’s Other worldly sealant”, and a gun. They say you can tell a lot about someone by the items they keep on they’re desk…. Clearly they were lying. [[Back->SP1HSeatDC]]

Despite your best efforts to form speech of any kind you are at a complete loss for words. “Oh don’t be so nervous Storple” Cthulu replies, “Whats wrong haven’t you hung out with an Eldrich God before? Oh but I jest! I have a feeling that I know why you’re here being an earthling and all that. I bet you’re curious about What I plan to do with your world aren’t you?” [[I’m a bit curious->SP1AskDC]] [[No Not really->SP1Nope]] [[Golly Gee Willickers Mr Cthulu I sure am!->SP1Golly]]

“Well… I am a bit curious” you say nervously. “Oh well then allow me to enlighten you,” Cthulu exclaims, “You see this other world, its nice and all but I figured that I needed a good vacation. And what better place then the planet earth. So I started opening up these portals so I can go visit it but I thought…. You know I’ll be kind of lonely when I get there…. So I figured instead of vacationing there I would invade earth with an army and remodel everything and everyone I see. It will be an amazing trip in more ways then one If you get what I’m saying…. I’m implying drugs I’m implying that the things I will do will be like a drug trip in some sense… also that some people will be turned into drugs. THE JOKE IS DRUGS….but what do you think?” [[You won’t get away with this I will stop you->SP1Stahp]] [[Tell me more->SP1Tellmemore]]

“No not really” you say as you shake your head. “Oh…. Well is that so…” he responds sounding a bit disappointed, “Well in that case I suppose you can go” You get up from your seat and start to walk towards the elevator. When your halted by Cthulu again. “Oh by the way” he says, “You’re a boot now” he says as he turns you into a single boot lying on the ground unable to move or think. Game Over Your Final Score is 24.2 I mean how rude! Cthulu spends all this time coming up with a plan and you can’t even be bothered to listen to him. You got no one to blame but yourself for this one. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

Your Eyes Light up as you say “Golly Gee Willickers Mr Cthulu I sure am!” sounding like some 10 years old boy from the late 50s. Cthulu just stares at you blankly looking very annoyed. “Wat? He responds” “I was so curious about your evil plan mr. cthulu and whatever it is I’m sure its completely unswell” you continue. “Ok No” Cthulu says as he holds up his hand makes you hover off of your chair, “We’re not doing this.” He then throws you through the wall behind him causing you to fall down to your death into the strange land below. Game Over Your Final Score is 28.7 Nobody Likes a Smart aleck. Especially not Cthulu [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

“Well… I am a bit curious” you say nervously. “Oh well then allow me to enlighten you,” Cthulu exclaims, “You see this other world, its nice and all but I figured that I needed a good vacation. And what better place then the planet earth. So I started opening up these portals so I can go visit it but I thought…. You know I’ll be kind of lonely when I get there…. So I figured instead of vacationing there I would invade earth with an army and remodel everything and everyone I see. It will be an amazing trip in more ways then one If you get what I’m saying…. I’m implying drugs I’m implying that the things I will do will be like a drug trip in some sense… also that some people will be turned into drugs. THE JOKE IS DRUGS….but what do you think?” [[You won’t get away with this I will stop you->SP1Stahp]] [[Tell me more->SP1TellmemoreDC]]

You stand up to Cthulu heroically saying, “You won’t get away with this! I’ll stop you” “No you won’t” Cthulu smiles evilly, “You want to know why?” “Uh… why?” “Because you have no spleen now” Your spleen suddenly disappears causing you to instantly die of I-ain’t-got-no-spleenatosis. Game Over Your Final Score is 30 Yeah, real Smooth Genius! Tell an eldritch god that you plan to stop his plans. Why don’t you sell drugs to a cop while you’re at it. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

“Wow that sounds…. Fascinating” you respond nervously “Why don’t you tell me more about your… evil scheme” “Oh why I’d love to!” Cthulu says as he stands up and turns around looking off into the distance. “Your world will be my playground but eventually I will get bored of fooling around with your mortals existence…. And so I’ll be forced to settle down and open up a bakery where I wi-“ As he continues to Monologue you realize this is your only chance to try to defeat him with his back turned. You look over the items on the desk and try to think of what to use on him. [[Use Pencils->SP1Pencils]] [[Use Soda Can->SP1SodaCan]] [[Use Cardboard Box->SP1Box]] [[Use Toast->SP1Toast]] [[Use Baby Otter->SP1BbyOtter]] [[Use Spray Can->SP1SprayCan]] [[Use Gun->SP1Gun]]

“Wow that sounds…. Fascinating” you respond nervously “Why don’t you tell me more about your… evil scheme” “Oh why I’d love to!” Cthulu says as he stands up and turns around looking off into the distance. “Your world will be my playground but eventually I will get bored of fooling around with your mortals existence…. And so I’ll be forced to settle down and open up a bakery where I wi-“ As he continues to Monologue you realize this is your only chance to try to defeat him with his back turned. You look over the items on the desk and try to think of what to use on him. [[Use Pencils->SP1Pencils]] [[Use Soda Can->SP1SodaCan]] [[Use Cardboard Box->SP1Box]] [[Use Toast->SP1Toast]] [[Use Baby Otter->SP1BbyOtter]] [[Use Spray Can->SP1SprayCanDC]] [[Use Gun->SP1Gun]]

You pick up some of the pencils on the table. Seeing nothing else to write on you decide to write on Cthulu’s Back “Dear Mr. Cthulu…. Please Die, Sincerely Storple” As soon as you do you find the writing on his back reforms itself to form a word. The word is “No” Cthulu then turns around and looks at you. “You know those Pencils used to be humans did you notice that?” You look down at them and notice that they are infact rather human shaped… cept with the tips being where the heads should be. “Well since you seem to be so fond of these pencils I think you should join them” Cthulu then turns you into a pencil. Game over Your Final Score is 29.783892 Well I hope you enjoy the rest of your life being a pencil that is if you are even still sentient Not sure if you are or not. I’ll well now I guess we’ll both find out. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You grab the soda can and pour it onto Cthulu. You find out at the Soda Can is filled with fire. And the fire gets all over Cthulu’s Suit. Furiously Cthulu turns around his eyes glow red and start absorbing all the light in the room while he is still on fire. “FOOLISH MORTAL! THIS SUIT WAS A RENTAL! NOW I WILL HAVE TO PAY THE WHOLE THING! YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR VERY LIFE!” Cthulu starts taking you apart molecule by molecule each one sending horrible shocks of pain throughout the remainder of your body. Knowing this wont ever end well you automatically Quit the game to prevent having the most agonizing death ever conceived. Game Over Your Final Score is 30.14 If there’s one thing you should never do its Ruins a Deity’s new suit [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the cardboard box. Filled with confidence and determination you charge forth and put the box over Cthulu’s head. He turns around takes off the box and glares at you, obviously looking rather annoyed and disappointed. “Really? This was your plan?... You know what…. Screw it. I’m going to do the same to you, and just for the heck of it you’ll never be able to take it off so don’t even bother trying.” He puts the box on your head hindering your vision a lot…. You can only see downwards now. Feeling sad that you have a box on your head you sit in the corner of the room. Game Over Your Final Score is 0 Yeah you lose all your points for Trying to Put a Box on Cthulu’s head…. Seriously why? [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You reach for the toast Grabbing both pieces you are unsure whether to throw them or eat them… Luckily there are two pieces so you just eat one and throw the other at Cthulu. The piece of Toast bounces off Cthulu and hits the floor. He turns around and sees you with the toast halfway shoved in your mouth. “You do know that’s poisonous right?” he says. You then die from eating the Poisoned Toast Game Over Your Final Score was 30.1 I mean Its toast. Did you really Expect to win? [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You go to pick up the baby otter but as soon as you touch it its eyes glow red and it floats in midair. “MORTAL SCUM!” The Otter’s voice Booms, “Only the great Cthulu may touch me. Your Life is now forfeit!” Lightning then shoots from the Otter’s eyes turning you into a pile of ashes on the Spot. Game Over Your Final Score is 32 I hope you weren’t too shocked that the baby otter could kill you [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the spray can and look at it. The label says “Great Aunt Cathudula’s Other worldly sealant” Maybe he can’t be killed but maybe he could be sealed away. You start Spraying Cthulu with the sealant and a white light starts to envelope him. “Wait what are you doing stop noooo!” A White transparent bubble then traps him and starts shrinking. Cthulu then starts pounding on the bubble and it starts cracking. Worried you look over the instructions on the Spray can. Step 1. Spray thing Step 2. For permanent effects find a container to place your evil thing that you’re sealing away in. Step 3. Say "Warple Plarple Staple Sauce" while holding the container and the creature will be sealed into that. You look back at the desk and look at something that you think could be used as a Container. [[Use Soda Can->SP1SealSC]] [[Use Cardboard Box->SP1SealCBB]] [[Use Baby Otter->SP1SealBBOtter]] [[Use Gun->SP1SealGun]]

You Reach for the Gun Point at Cthulu and Start Shooting him! *Bang Bang Bang Bang* He slowly turns around taking no visible damage from it. You continue to shoot the gun at him *Bang bang bang bang bang bang* Before long you run out of bullets leaving you with an empty gun and an annoyed looking Cthulu “Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang” you yell while pointing the gun at him as a last ditch effort to try to kill him “Bang” Cthulu says as he points his finger at you, there is no visible wound on your body but you die anyway. Game Over Your Final Score is 31 Guns! Clearly that’s how everyone kills deities. Good thinking there. Let me guess you spend most of your time playing Call of Duty 7: The Return of Jafar. Get out of here [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the spray can and look at it. The label says “Great Aunt Cathudula’s Other worldly sealant” Maybe he can’t be killed but maybe he could be sealed away. You start Spraying Cthulu with the sealant and a white light starts to envelope him. “Wait what are you doing stop noooo!” A White transparent bubble then traps him and starts shrinking. Cthulu then starts pounding on the bubble and it starts cracking. Worried you look over the instructions on the Spray can. Step 1. Spray thing Step 2. For permanent effects find a container to place your evil thing that you’re sealing away in. Step 3. Say "Warple Plarple Staple Sauce" while holding the container and the creature will be sealed into that. You look back at the desk and look at something that you think could be used as a Container. [[Use Soda Can->SP1SealSC]] [[Use Cardboard Box->SP1SealCBBDC]] [[Use Baby Otter->SP1SealBBOtter]] [[Use Gun->SP1SealGun]]

You Quickly pour all of the fire out of the Soda can onto the Floor and hold it up chanting “Warple Plarple Staple Sauce” The Bubble then shrinks down and puts itself inside the Soda can…. Unfortunately due to the hole in the can where you drink from it Cthulu’s head is sticking out of the can. “Well this is annoying” he said as you held the Soda Can. Well at least he’s mostly stuck in there and can’t do anything to yo- “You do realize” he interrupted your inner monologue, “that as long as I’m partially sticking out of this I can still do whatever I want to you right?” Oh….. Well never mind then Whelp time to make you melt. Here have a black hole. Cthulu then creates a black hole inside your internal organs and causing you to implode into said black hole. Game Over Your Final Score is 34.8 You might want to use something a bit bigger then a Soda Can [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the Cardboard Box and start chanting. “Warple Plarple Staple Sauce.” The Bubble that encompasses Cthulu begins shrinking and going inside the box. As fast as you can you put the Lid over the box to make sure that Cthulu can’t escape. At first the Box violently jerks out of your hand. Shaking around trying as if it could explode at any second… but before long it slows to a halt The box ceases all movement. At this time the Baby otter Panics, running over to the box and trying with all its might to open it. But nothing happened. Furious the baby otter roars like a thousand lions hovering in mid air and shoots lightning out of eyes at the box… but the box is unaffected. If this isn’t proof that Cthulu is stuck in there for good then I don’t know what is. “You….” The Otter seethes as he turns his lightning filled glare towards you. “Cthulu was my best friend… and now I’ll never see him again because of you. One death is too good for you, I shall make you beg for death for the rest of eternity as pain becomes the only sensation you will be able to feel.” The last time someone said that to you was when they broke up with you so this situation is probably just as bad. What now? [[Reason with the Angry God Like Otter->SP1RWOtterGod]] [[Run! RUN FASTER! WHY AREN’T YOU RUNNING AGAIN!->SP1OtterRun]] [[Spray him with the Sealant->SP1SprayOtter]]

You pick up the Baby otter hold it forth and start chanting “Warple Plarple Staple Sauce.” The bubble starts shrinking and then is sent inside of the baby otter. The baby otter then starts hovering in midair and starts to glow. Its size increases Until its actually a foot taller then you. It starts growing tentacles all over its face. It also grows wings out of its back. Basically it looks like If Cthulu Was a giant Otter. “This power…..” The otter says looking over his new form, “All the power that was contained within Cthulu is now MINE TO COMMAND! YOU MORTAL!” He points at you eyes glowing white and grinning like a cat at a snowman puking out yarn balls “As well as my own power I know also control everything Cthulu once did! What you did is Beyond Stupid…. But I could never kill you for doing me such a favor….. Your world however that is another Story.” He then Kicks at the air breaking part of the universe making it look like there was a hole in the air, and on the other side of the hole is the street that your house is on. “With my combined powers I’ll decimate the entire world, one city at a time. The Death Toll will be endless, all traces of any civilizations will cease to exist and when I’m finished from the ashes of the deceased I’ll create my own species that I can toy with. Cthulu was only a god but now I’ll be a double god! And its all thanks to you! We’re going to be the best of friends now! Here Have a cookie” The OtterCthulu then holds up his hand and a golden cookie materializes out of nowhere and slowly flies over to you. You take a bite and find that the taste is divine. Its as if the very concept of Cookies itself having the Olympics in your mouth. “Now Storple my new best friend I’m off to go destroy the world, I’ll see you later.” Otterthulu then flies through the broken space and it closes behind him. …Well you aren’t dead, and now that the most powerful being in existence is your best friend you probably won’t be dying any time soon so…. I guess you win? I mean sure everyone you’ve ever known and loved is going to die but you’ll be ok I guess… You Jerk Congratulations YOU WIN…. I think? Your Final Score doesn’t matter because Otterthulu has ruined the Concept of Numbers across all forms of time and space….. Wait He made a new one. Your Final Score is now Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Yeah You basically got the worst Ending in Existence. I mean what did you think would happen? You fused Cthulu with a Baby Otter! That’s like holding a Vinegar drinking context in a house made entirely out of solidified baking soda. In other words you are dumb. But yeah The end! Otterthulu is murdering everyone and its your fault. Go away now you freak.

I mean a gun is a container…. For Bullets… Maybe this will work. You think to yourself as you hold up the gun and say “Warple Plarple Staple Sauce”. The Bubble shrinks and then flies into the gun being sealed away. You take a sigh of relief putting the gun down for a second. Before you can do anything the Baby otter grabs the gun out of your hand and shoots it at you. Instead of a Bullet a Full Sized Cthulu is launched out of the gun and straight through you causing you to explode all over the walls from having an eldritch god hit you at such high speeds. “I’m free! Thank you baby otter” Cthulu says Game Over Your Final Score is 35 Guns are never the solution to your problems. Especially when your problems involve sealing away ancient gods! [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the Cardboard Box and start chanting. “Warple Plarple Staple Sauce.” The Bubble that encompasses Cthulu begins shrinking and going inside the box. As fast as you can you put the Lid over the box to make sure that Cthulu can’t escape. At first the Box violently jerks out of your hand. Shaking around trying as if it could explode at any second… but before long it slows to a halt The box ceases all movement. At this time the Baby otter Panics, running over to the box and trying with all its might to open it. But nothing happened. Furious the baby otter roars like a thousand lions, hovers in mid air, and shoots lightning out of eyes at the box… but the box is unaffected. If this isn’t proof that Cthulu is stuck in there for good then I don’t know what is. “You….” The Otter seethes as he turns his lightning filled glare towards you. “Cthulu was my best friend… and now I’ll never see him again because of you. One death is too good for you, I shall make you beg for death for the rest of eternity as pain becomes the only sensation you will be able to feel.” The last time someone said that to you was when they broke up with you so this situation is probably just as bad. What now? [[Reason with the Angry God Like Otter->SP1RWOtterGod]] [[Run! RUN FASTER! WHY AREN’T YOU RUNNING AGAIN!->SP1OtterRunDC]] [[Spray him with the Sealant->SP1SprayOtter]]

Calmly you try your best to reason with the hovering aquatic mammal. “Look I know things look pretty bad, but they aren’t as bad as they may seem. I’m sure Cthulu has a Cell phone on him you can still chat with hi-“ Your horrible attempts at diplomacy are interrupted by a blast of lightning that engulfs you turning you into a pile of ashes. Game Over Your Final Score is 52 Sorry but Storple’s Charisma Score is WAY too low to be trying to use diplomacy [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

Realizing that you don’t stand a ghost of a chance you turn to run to the elevator behind you. He starts firing at you but luckily he misses you a couple of times just long enough for you to reach the elevator. Only Having Seconds to spare you get inside the Elevator and hit the close door button. Any moment now the Otter will reach the elevator and push the button, you need to get to a different floor stat. In front of you are the buttons labeled 8, 12, 17, 22, and 31. Which Floor will you go to? [[Floor 8->SP1Floor8]] [[Floor 12->SP1Floor12]] [[Floor 17->SP1Floor17]] [[Floor 22->SP1Floor22]] [[Floor 31->SP1Floor31]]

“Sorry Senior Otter but the doctor orders say that this pet needs to be sprayed.” You confidently retort as hold up the Spray Can but before you can spray him he zaps the can out of your hand. “Fool me once…. Shame on you, Fool Me twice, Death to you.” “I… Don’t think that’s how it go-“ Before you can correct him on his mistake on general sayings he interrupts you with a lightning blast that engulfs you turning you to a pile of Ash. Game Over Your Final Score is 85 Yeah no way that will work while he’s got his eyes on you. Bonus Points for the One Liner though. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

Realizing that you don’t stand a ghost of a chance you turn to run to the elevator behind you. He starts firing at you but luckily he misses you a couple of times just long enough for you to reach the elevator. Unfortunately for you the Elevator Door is closed. You start mashing the elevator button hoping it will open at any second, but as you are you hear a sound of something crackling behind you. You slowly turn and look up to see the Baby Otter with its eyes charged with lighting hovering over you with an evil grin on its face. “Looks like its Game over for you” he menacingly declares Game Over Your Final Score is 53 “Wait no!” the Otter Yells, “I didn’t mean it Like that! I still wanted to torture him!” Too Bad its game over for him. Anyway it’s too bad the elevator door was closed. If only you didn’t try to leave before. Then that elevator door would still be open. Hope you have a back up save. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You hit the button for Floor 8 and it starts moving. You stand in the elevator leaning on the wall and waiting as you realize the elevator music is a cover of Beethoven’s Symphony #9 done only with Kazoos. After ten or so seconds the elevator reaches its destination. You hear a ding as the door opens up and hot molten lava rushes into the elevator killing you instantly Game Over Your Final Score is 68 A lot of people love this floor; it’s a real HOT spot for hangouts. Don’t know why you didn’t like it [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You hit the button for Floor 12 and it starts moving. You stand in the elevator leaning on the wall and waiting as you realize the elevator music is a cover of Beethoven’s Symphony #9 done only with Kazoos. After ten or so seconds the elevator reaches its destination. The doors open up and the only thing you see is an empty cafeteria and one large fat blue scaly monster with a pink crystal on its forehead. “Oh finally!” he grunts with a bubble, I was wondering when lunch would get here. The crystal on its for head glows at you are surrounded by a pink light and are thrusted towards him. The monster opens its mouth and swallows you in a single gulp. Game Over Your Final Score is 74 Just to let you know that cafeteria used to have tables chairs and other things in it…. that monster ate those too [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You hit the button for Floor 17 and it starts moving. You stand in the elevator leaning on the wall and waiting as you realize the elevator music is a cover of Beethoven’s Symphony #9 done only with Kazoos. After ten or so seconds the elevator reaches its destination. You step out and you see some a glowing shrine off in the distance. As you get closer you can see on top of the shrine is a large goblet. Its so large in fact that you could use it as a swimming pool. Inside the goblet is some weird liquid that keeps slowly changing from red to blue to black and then to red again. You go back to the front of the shrine and see a sign that says “Cthulu’s Shrine of Chaos, here lies the generator of the portals to earth and other random places. Upon further examination of your surroundings you see a portal that goes straight to your house. You could leave right now…. But first you need to find a way to stop this thing. You think that if you threw something into that goblet you could mess up the spell and stop the portals…. But what will you use. [[Use something Golden->SP1GoldEnd]] [[Use something Blue->Sp1BlueEnd]] [[Use something Horrible->SHorribleEnd]] [[Use something that should not exist->SExistEnd]] [[Use something backwards->SBackWardsEnd]]

You hit the button for Floor 22 and it starts moving. You stand in the elevator leaning on the wall and waiting as you realize the elevator music is a cover of Beethoven’s Symphony #9 done only with Kazoos. After ten or so seconds the elevator reaches its destination. The doors open up and you walk into what looks like some 18th century Old town. As you walk around you think you see George Washington… and another George Washington and Another. In fact there’s a bunch of people in this town but all of them are George Washington You walk up to one of them and ask “Excuse me why is everyone here George Washington.” He looks up at you responding “Don’t worry, you won’t be asking that for much longer. Then he suddenly takes a huge bite at your neck.” You immediately push him off wondering what the heck just happened as your mind begins to change. You turn to a mirror and see that your face is turning into that of George Washington. Within seconds you have completely forgotten who you are and only see yourself as George Washington 1st president of the United States of America. Game Over Your Final Score is 71 Yeah basically you’d be forced to live the rest of your life as someone else with no memories or factors of your formal self. Personally I think that’s a fate worse then death. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You hit the button for Floor 31 and the Elevator Door Opens back up. The Otter Just hovers there looking confused, “I didn’t even hit the button yet….” He exclaims, “Wait you do know what floor we’re on right?” “Uh…” you stammer while sweating”… well considering the following just happened I’m going to assume…. Floor 31?” The otter just sighs shaking his head while doing a slow face palm. “I’m… honestly speechless…” murmurs. Unable to open his eyes from face palming he instead holds up his arm and shoots fire from it burning you to death. Game Over Your Final Score is 60 Wow not only did you learn what floor you’re on but you also learned that the otter has fire powers as well as lightning ones! You’re learning a lot today! [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

<<if $Golden eq "true">> Something Golden…. Your thoughts turn to your Volleyball Trophy. You pull it out of your pocket (Yes it was there all this time Don’t ask how) and look at it. This is the only thing you obtained throughout your journey. This was the only proof that you are an amazing volleyball player are you really ready to throw it away? Suddenly you remember you don’t care and toss the trophy in. As you do the Liquid starts to bubble and the goblet starts shaking violently. You turn to your portal home and see that it’s starting to shrink. You sprint towards the portal and jump through it like an action movie hero trying to steal his grandmother’s lunch. You make it through and the portal closes behind you causing a small explosion in the process that breaks your toaster. Your toaster may be gone but that doesn’t matter! YOU DID IT! YOU SAVED THE WORLD! Nothing could possibly ruin this moment! Now all you need to do is go to work! Suddenly your telephone rings. You pick it up and say hello. “HEY STORPLE!” your boss yells angrily, “YOU'RE LATE! GET TO WORK NOW OR YOU’RE FIRED!” He then hangs up the phone Having literally no time you run to work as fast as you can to conintue you're daily grind as a pancake chef. Congratulations YOU WIN! Your Final Score is 99.01! Congradumalations! You saved the world.... and Literally No one will believe you! Oh well. At least ya still got your job. But your shoes did get stolen on the way to work so you had to work shoeless that day. Yes this is actually the ending, and one of the better ones. Now go out there and give someone pancakes. <<else>> But you do not have Something Golden [[Back->SP1Floor17]] <</if>>

Something Blue…. You Look at your skin and remember that you are blue. You throw yourself into the Goblet and immediately die… You think it might have worked but you have no way to be sure cause you're dead. Oh by the way Game Over Your final Score is 90 I don't care what a slime kitten tells you its not safe to jump into random goblets. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You’re still in your bathroom with the red carpet and the tiled floor. Your toothbrush now has toothpaste on it. Also [[Cthulu->SCCthuluD]] is there. He’s just standing in the bathroom with you. Now what? [[Brush Teeth->SC.BT]] [[Use Toilet->SC.Toilet]] [[Take Shower->SC.Shower]] [[Leave Bathroom->SCBedRoom]]

Now that your toothbrush has some toothpaste on it you decide since you unleashed the ultimate evil you might as well have some clean teeth. You begin brushing as Cthulu watches intensely. You can feel the eldritch powers at work killing every germ that was harming your teeth one by one. The germs scream in agony as your mouth becomes minty fresh, but no matter how clean your mouth gets you get the feeling you’ll never be clean again. [[back->SCBathroom]]

You would but ever since Cthulu showed up you feel like you don’t have to use the toilet anymore. In fact you get the feeling that you’ll never need to use one ever again. [[back->SCBathroom]]

You would take a shower but you don’t want to get undressed in front of Cthulu. Cthulu informs you that clothes mean nothing to him and no matter how many layers of clothes you wear he can still see directly down to your very soul. Despite this Cthulu is nice enough to wait outside while you take your shower. You take a quick shower to avoid keeping your otherworldly guest waiting. [[back->SCBathroom]]

The cliff is almost at a 90-degree angle. There are various rocks and stuff jutting out from the cliff a Very skilled bear of some sort might be able to climb down this cliff. As for the bottom it’s almost impossible to see So climbing down could take a really long time. An hour at minimum [[Back->SNorth]]

There’s a large number of trees, ranging between 6 and 10^897. Having failed every form of biology class in existence you don’t know what kind of tree they are. All you know is they’re tall brown and have branches with leaves in the shape of a jagged cloud. There’s also the occasional shrubbery here and there. One thing you do notice is that you can’t see any birds or snakes or wildlife of any kind. The forest is thick but possible to walk through probably, but it ain’t possible to see what’s inside without actually going in. Also there seems to be this weird soft looking mound surrounding the forest. It could be a risky move but it might be worth checking out. [[Back->SNorth]]

You make your way to the sphere dome and get to the entrance. The at the entrance is two tall wooden doors being blocked by a metal gate. Above the doors and gate on the wall a [[chain with a metal donut on the end->SNMetalDonutD]] sticks out of a hole in the wall. There’s also a [[backpack->SNbackpackD]] on the ground next to the gate. [[Grab Metal Donut->SNGrabDonut]] [[Pick up Backpack->SNBackpack]]

As you get over to the [[cliffside->CliffsideSND]] and look down you wonder what is the best way to go down. You could climb down which seems like the safer option but alternatively you could jump down. It’s much faster and you’ve never jumped off of a cliff before. Imagine how jealous all your friends would be if you told them you jumped off a cliff and they didn’t! So what do you want to do? [[Climb down->SNClimb]] [[Jump off the Cliff->SNJump]] [[Turn back->SNorth]]

You make your way over to the forest and try to push some of the branches and leaves that are blocking your path aside. There’s like fifty layers of branches and leaves and shrubberies but after a good 7 minutes and 58 seconds you’re finally able to take a step forward. The forest is stupidly thick. Like so thick you can’t even see what’s in front of you. You constantly need to keep your hands in front of your face to prevent random leaves and twigs from getting in your eyes. One thing that does stand out to you is that the ground is really soft and kind of squishy. Its not like mud where you can feel it enveloping around you and getting mud on your shoes. Its more like stepping on a large pillow, or a bean bag chair, but not as soft. Its almost like stepping on… skin or flesh? As this thought goes through your head the ground starts to rumble and shake. An incline almost seems to form beneath your feet as you feel your balance swaying. You attempt to turn back and run to the entrance but with the incline slowly increasing and the forest being too thick to see anything progress is nearly impossible. When you almost slip on the ground it becomes obvious that it can’t be trusted. So you grab onto the branches around you and attempt to use those, pulling yourself forward and slowly turning into upward. A quick look upward and around you shows that the forest ahead and the forest behind you are slowly coming together to form some kind of dome shape. Panicking you try to climb up as fast as you can to no avail with the ground slowly turning into a perfect 90 degrees. Before long you can no longer even keep your feet on the ground and are just trying to climb the trees as if they were steps on a really poorly designed ladder. However the more you try to climb the more it seems like your effort is pointless as the two ends of forest have almost met many feet above your current location. Suddenly one of the trees you grabbed breaks in to causing you to tumble down and lose your balance. As you fall into the unknown you look up and see the mound surrounding the forest close up as it engulfs the last bit of light, just as it has engulfed you. Game Over Your Final Score is 12 Pretty sure you just got eaten. [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

Now that you’re right next to the Cliffside you see that climbing down wouldn’t be so hard as long as you’re careful. Even a slightly unskilled bear could climb down this cliff…. But you still can’t see the bottom. However right where the cliffside starts there is a small plaque on the cliff that says “Property of Ursally”…. You have no idea what that means. [[Back->SNGoCliff]]

You realize that jumping off of a cliff is very stupid and proceed to start climbing down very slowly, placing your feet on one of the various bits of cliff hanging from the cliff. Cliffully you cliff your cliffs from cliff to cliff and continue climbing downward. It’s a good thing that they occasionally make you pick up the tables while they clean the floor, otherwise you might get be getting tired and have fallen off from poor muscle tension. After about 20 minutes or so of climbing you hear an angry roar from above you. After looking up you see a [[white bear wearing a climbing gear->BearSND]]. “Hey you! Get off of my cliff!” the bear yells. Immediately the bear starts charging at you like a cat trying to catch a squirrel at the bottom of a tree. Time is of the essence what do you do? [[Try to out climb the bear downward->SNOutClimb]] [[Talk to the bear->SNBearTalk]] [[Attempt to sing a parody of the Hit song “Get off of My Cloud” TM by the Rolling Stones TM->SNSingCloud]]

Fearlessly and quite stupidly you jump off the cliff. You fall towards the ground like a glitched character model in a T-pose. After about 10 minutes of falling it occurs to you that this might not have been the best idea. After all while all your friends would be jealous to hear that you jumped off of a cliff if you don’t survive the fall you won’t be able to tell anyone. This idea slightly bothers you as you continue to head towards the ground faster and faster. However as you start to get closer to the ground your speed starts to decrease as you feel a warm gust of air push back at you. You realize how lucky you are as you realize that this is an air geyser made entirely of air that won’t burn you skin off unlike actual geysers. But for some reason the air smells of garlic… That doesn’t really bother you though as you slowly make your way to the bottom of the cliff. The ground slowly approaches and it looks bland and flat like a bland flat rock. Theres some other rocks there but whatever. As you almost reach the ground you notice that the hole the air is pushing out of is large enough for you to fall in. Despite your best efforts you’re unable to tell what lies inside the hole. So whats next? [[Get off at the ground->SNGround]] [[Fall in the hole->SNHole]]

Its clearly a polar bear of some sort. The Polar Bear is wearing a black helmet and a red climbing harness. The harness has tons of carabineers and all kinds of ropes and pikes attached to it. Theres no denying the fact that this is obviously a very skilled bear [[Back->SNClimb]]

You attempt to speed up your decent downward in an attempt to escape the angry bear but your amateur climbing skills are no match for the obvious professional skills of this very skilled Bear. Skillfully the bear reaches you within the minute and using her bear powers she preforms an uppercut knocking you clear off the wall with such speed that you reach terminal velocity. As you reach such speeds your entire body becomes a meteorite like substance and crashes into a nearby pickle perfectly slicing it in half. Game Over Your final score is 16 Do you really think you could out climb a very skilled bear like that? She’s more skilled then the average bear. And you aren’t. Also Bears… Just Bears. I'm writing this one at like 2 in the morning what do you want from me? [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

This angry polar bear strikes you like a very reasonable and sophisticated individual who could be negotiated with. You start off by saying “Wait wait wait wait wait!” The bear complies by slowing down to a halt. Stopping mere inches away from your face. The bear glares at you intensely saying “You’d better have a good reason for climbing on my Cliff.” [[Nope->SNBearNope]] [[Yep->SNBearYep]] [[What do you mean ‘Your cliff’->SNBearWhatYourCliff]]

While you are aware that the song exists you are unsure how much of the actual song you know. While almost staying in tune you start singing “Hey you, Get off of my cliff!” The bear obviously being a fan of classic rock slows down for a minute to see where this is going. Your smile a bit realizing that your plan is working and are about to continue the song…. When suddenly you realize you don’t actually know how the rest of it goes. Nervously You start to repeat the first part again. “Hey…. You…. Get off of my cliff….” The very skilled bear glares you down and starts moving again. Panic strikes you and you try to explain yourself say something but the only words that come out of your mouth are “H-hey…… you…. G-get off of my cliff.” The bear picks up speed and starts moving so fast that it breaks the sound bear-ier and continues to head straight towards you. “H-h-hey! YOU! Get off of my-“ you make one last attempt of a parody before the bear hits you with such blinding speeds that you cease to exist. That’s it. I was too lazy to write a good death for this part. Just like you were too lazy to be well informed on one of the greatest rock bands of all time. Game over Your final Score is 1682, which is the year that the Rolling Stones formed their band not that you would know that! You kids these days and your dub step, and your rap artists always talking about how they’ve murdered more presidents then anyone else. Back in my day murder was illegal. But you kids ain’t got no respect for the law. All you want to do is create illegal music just to annoy your folks at home. Back it my day we still annoyed our parents but we did it legally! With good old fashion rock n’ roll music! Do you know why its called Rock n’ roll? Its because most of the songs of that time were about one thing! BILLY BOPPIN! HANKY PANKY! GIVE’N THE BUISNESS! SEAL’N THE DEAL! THE HAPPY HAPPY! HIT’N A HOME RUN! DANCING! That’s why it was called that! But you wouldn’t know that unless you listened to the lyrics behind the songs. The hidden meanings. You kids have lost the art of subtlety! You wouldn’t even use these awesome terms. In todays music you’re all like: “That human has a body and I don’t want to see the body with clothing so we should remove it.” That’s what you children sound like in your music! You lack poetry! You lack metaphors and similes! You lack adverbs! You lack the ability to convey your feelings without straight up saying them. Back in my day we had to practice at least 20 different ways to convey hidden meanings and words. We had to! We were all being trained incase of an invasion and we had to go underground or hide in plain sight! With our training we could easily talk about the joining the rebel alliance and where the base is and how we would make our enemies wish they had never invaded our country. But you? You kids would be caught instantly. You’d be the types of people who would straight up say “Man I do hate the fact that we’ve been taken over by a hostile government but its ok because I planted explosives in the sandwich supplies so they’ll be dead soon” and then they overhear what you’re saying because they have spies on every street of the country and then they’ll throw away all those sandwiches and not only will the plan be ruined but you’ll have wasted over 12 grand in bread. Then the IRS will come after you! That’s right the IRS is still around in this post taken over country. They’re the only other power besides the country that took us over. Now you might be wondering in this scenario which country was the one to take us over. But you’re only asking this because you clearly didn’t think this through because anyone with half a mind would know that the invaders were from Sealand. Sealand is such a small country. They need more land! That’s why they invaded. When Sealand invades we’ll all know who will be the first one to get taken out by the Sealand Snipers… and it will be you! [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

Doing what is probably the smart thing you decide to get off at the ground and not fall into the hole considering you have no idea whats in there. So you flail your arms in the air pretending to swim to move yourself forward. You manage to get out of the wind and somehow land on your feet. However the moment you land on the ground the ground starts to shake as hundreds of tiny prairie dogs sitting at tables wearing tuxedos, monocles and top hats emerge from the ground. A quick flashback to boyscouts reminds you that these are the rare Poshrie Dogs. Appearing almost at random near cliffs and devour anything that smell of garlic. Luckily for you theres no way you would smell like garlic exce-…. Oh wait right the wind…. All the Poshrie Dogs pull out flamethrowers and proceed to cook you on the spot wasting no time. Game Over Your Final Score is 18 Maybe jumping off the cliff didn’t give you the consequences you expected but it held consequences nonetheless. So unless you bring Poshrie Dog repellent don’t jump off cliffs. Also I don’t think Air Geysers exist. We should invent those at some point. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

Feeling adventurous you let the wind slowly lower yourself into the hole. What you find on the other side was something you never expected. You find yourself plunged into a dark area. You look around to see reality sort of bending around you at first. As you look around you see glimmers of light shining off in the distance. They appear to be stars at first but your gut tells you otherwise. You look down towards to try to see if you can tell what the source of the wind was but its still to far away. You continue to drift downward not entirely sure what place this is but it seems to extend into infinity. You wonder if you’ve managed to get into space but you can still breath so that seems unlikely. Your descent continues for a long period of time, but the longer you stay there the more you realize that time has no meaning. The scent of garlic is the only thing that really has meaning. You think that at one point you might have been heading downward but up and down are relative concepts in the world but in this endless void of garlic do they really have the meaning they once did? The hole you thought once brought you in is now beyond your sight so could that mean you’ve descended to far or has the hole simply vanished. Whether or not the hole is still there is irrelevant as with every passing second you are brought farther and farther away from where it once was and deeper and deeper into the garlic. The garlic… That’s right this place is just one big land of garlic. The lights in the distance they look like stars but they’re really just glowing bulbs of garlic. They could be giant and very far away or not that large and rather close but the concepts of distance are irrelevant here in the garlic. For what seems like a close distance to one person could be garlic far away for someone else. One mans could have traveled thousands of miles and for him a simple garlic walk might seem really short for garlic but for a less fortunate man, one who has trouble even getting garlic in the morning a simple garlic down the street could cause him endless strain and have him need to put in a garlic amount of effort just for something simple like that. We try to put labels on garlic like what should be easy and what garlic be hard but those concepts are unfair to try to garlic onto other people. For in the end this is just black garlic white thinking and we need to garlic aware that our garlic is often flawed and lazy. The mind is garlic thinking and because of this garlic tries to take shortcuts with some garlics but garlic results in people making assumptions about garlic which garlics unfair and unjust judgments garlic people we’ve never even garlic. When you see someone for the first time your mind garlic makes judgments about them based on their appearance when in garlic you down know what their life is garlic. You might look at someone who is garlic bit messy and assume that they don’t garlic about themselves and as a result don’t garlic about anyone else, but for all garlic know that person could have been struggling garlic garlic get up in the morning. The amount garlic effort garlic one human put garlic just garlic out the door garlic have been garlic, fighting back garlic of garlic thoughts and anxiety garlic to say garlic for the first garlic in garlic they made garlic outside and garlic something with their garlic. To garlic garlic is garlic major garlic garlic them garlic because garlic garlic know garlic you just think garlic garlic some garlic and garlic treat garlic differently because of it. Its garlic that garlic appearances garlic the garlic that garlic people garlic judgments garlic of garlic we garlic truly garlic why garlic are garlic garlic. Garlic people just want to be garlic garlic clothes, garlic garlic people garlic garlic in a garlic. Garlic garlic garlic billions of garlic garlic garlic one of garlic garlic garlic different garlic. Garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic can garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic just garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic to say garlic garlic garlic. We never know how garlic garlic garlic garlic up until you met garlic garlic garlic garlic person will never know garlic garlic garlic garlic like until you garlic garlic. You garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic never garlic know. It garlic garlic pointless endeavor garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic it garlic the garlic necessary. Garlic understanding garlic impossible garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic same garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic we are garlic alone. If garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic and you garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic a very garlic existence garlic. garlic Garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic. Garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic. Garlic garlic garlic GaRlIc gArLiC GArlIC gaRLic. gar…lic… Game over [[Garlic->Lets Begin]]

You look directly at the bear, eyes crossed and let out a big ol’ “Nope!” The bear just gives you a rather annoyed look…. “Well I appreciate your honesty but you’re still stupid…. Welp time to die.” The Bear unhinges its jaw and just swallows you whole. While dying you remember that snakes are supposed to do this, not bears. Game Over Your Final Score is 14.8 Sometimes maybe just upfront blunt honesty isn’t the best option. Lying can be good too. In fact Lying is Good Time Fun for the whole Family. Everyone should lie more often. That’s the moral of this game. Lie all the time! [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You confidently puff out your chest and let out a big ol “yyyyyeeeeeeeEEEEEEEP!” The bear raises an eyebrow. “Oh really?” What could be such a good reason that you would trespass on someone else’s property. “Oh theres several million reasons” you start to say but the bear interrupts with “You get one chance” A drop of sweat rolls down your neck as you raddle your brain for ideas “Well… [[I dropped Socks and I’m trying to find them->SNBearSocks]] [[I’m a wanted murderer in over 37 different countries and I’m currently on the run from the coppers->SNBearMurder]] [[I didn’t think bears were real and I wanted proof->SNBearReal]] [[I didn’t know I swear->SNBearDidnotknow]]

“Hey what do you mean ‘Your cliff’” You say to the bear. “Cliffs aren’t property!.... Probably…” “Didn’t you read the plaque at the top of the cliff!” the bear scoffs at you. “It says property of Ursally!” I’m Ursally! This cliff is mine! And you don’t belong on it!” “Oh….well….” wishing you had a good response you’re unsure what do to do next. “As I was saying, You’d better have a good reason for climbing on my cliff” Ursally repeats herself. [[Nope->SNBearNope]] [[Yep->SNBearYep]]

“Well you see I dropped my socks over the cliff and I’m trying to find them” The bear looks you over, “but you’re already wearing socks” she points out. This is true you are wearing your favorite pair of George Washington Carver Brand Socks. “This is true….. however it was a different pair of socks. And I only own two pairs of socks” Ursally the bear scratches her chin as she observes you more closely, “Then how come your shirt is made entirely out of socks. “What that’s crazy why wou-“ you look down and realize that this is the shirt that you made entirely out of your old socks one day. People always told you that making this shirt was going to get you killed and you probably should have believed them. “Well you see…” you try to continue explaining yourself but you blinked and you already got eaten Game over I forgot what the point value for the other game overs around this point was so I’ll give you an I.O.U on that final score Socks? Really? Why would you even think of that. I mean you were the one who thought of this its not like you had to pick from a bunch of predetermined choices that were all written down by some moron, its all you for thinking of socks. [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You pretend to take off your sunglasses that you aren’t wearing in an attempt to look cool before saying in a fake gruff voice “You see.. I’m actually a wanted murderer in over 37 different countries, and I’m on the run from the cops. The longer I talk to you the more likely the police are to catch up with me, so please let me to so I can-” Ursally the bear has pulled a gun on you “When I said murderer I meant a murderer of the truth, like as in lying. I like lying, lying is fun, I’ve never actually killed anyone yet. I’m about as good at killing people as I am at lying.” Ursally is still pointing the gun at you…. And then she lowers it. “See I’m not dangerous! I’m just a-“ “LYING TRESSPASSER!” she yells right before she pulls out the clip of the gun eats it and spits out bullets at you. They don’t go through you but the author was getting lazy so you die anyway Game Over Your Final Score is 16.2 Is that how you introduce yourself to people? Hello My name is wanted the murderer and I enjoy killing peo-… why are you calling the police? Why am I going to jail? I don’t understand whats going on? That’s you that’s me doing an impression of you because you made a dumb decision. [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You put on a fake and probably offensive accent and try to explain yourself. “You see back in home country of Lithuania bears are a myth. No one has ever seen bear. Bear has never even seen bear and bear is bear. So I come travel across the land in search of bear to see if bear really is real.” Ursally the bear looks a bit skeptical but she might be buying it, “Well are you convinced?” she asks. “Ah yes! Very yes!” you reply, “You are the most existent bear I have seen in lifetime. I cannot wait to go back and tell my fellow Lithiums that I have seen bear. There will be much rejoice and-“ Suddenly Ursally interrupts you saying “Lithuanians” “Vat?” “People from Lithuania are called Lithuanians. Lithium is an element and can also be an antidepressant.” “Well yes…” you feel your skin crawl with stress, “my people are very depressing elements! That’s why the Lithuanians are always doing the Lithiums. Where I come from they are often interchangeable or if we’re feeling extra spicy we call our comrades Lithiumniums to combine the two and….” “Tu esi meluojantis gabalas ličio” “Uh….. I beg pardan? I don’t understand what” “I just called you a liar” Ursally glares straight into your soul, “And I said it in Lithuanian” “Oh…. I see…. Well buggar” Ursally then picks you up and beaks your spine on her knee, Your two halves fall apart like two egg shells and you get blown away by the wind. Game Over Your Final Score is 15.9 As if lying that you didn’t think bears existed was bad enough you had to do it while pretending to be some European country you’ve never heard of. Look at all the small children you offended! For shame! Also you probably should have known that This bear was a linguistics major who could call you out on your lies. I mean after all Ursally is a very skilled bear. [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You take in a deep breath, and prepare to let loose the honest truth. “Listen Madam Ursally. I did not know this Cliff belonged to you… I swear I didn’t’. I was just trying to get down because… honestly I’m not really sure why. I’m kind of lost and I was just trying to find out where to go. But Now that I realize I’m trespassing I’ll make my way back up the way I came and leave your cliff alone. I’m sorry for trespassing” You give a slight bow like you see small humans do in the mango cartoons in order to try to show extreme politeness. Ursally looks at you and sighs "Look it will take you way too long to get back up safely, and only a really skilled bear should be making this climb to begin with... I may have overreacted at first but you know what... Why don't you come over to my place... Before you have a chance to respond Ursally picks you up with one paw and uses her other paws to skillfully climb on the side of the cliff over to a cave you didn't notice. [[Next->SNBearCave]]

As the two of you enter the cave Ursally places you on the ground. The cave itself is pretty nice. There’s a couple of chairs sitting around a table with a floral patterned table cloth on it. The cave floor is actually tiled with dark turquoise tiles. Rugs and carpets probably don’t work well in caves. You notice that this cave actually has holes in the walls that lead to other rooms. Only a very skilled bear could have made a cave such as this. “Well don’t just stand there, Have a seat.” Ursally says. You go up to the table and sit down. The chairs are made of wood, have soft cushions and designed for a creature much larger then you. The creature it was designed for was probably a bear. “Wait right here” Ursally says, “I’m going to make us some tea.” She then heads off to the other room. After a couple of minutes she comes back in with a tray with two cups and a boiling pot. She pours you a cup of tea as she asks, “ By the way what are you doing here to begin with? I haven’t seen you around here before and this isn’t exactly an easy location to get to.” Feeling quite comfortable in this cave like home you get a feeling that you can trust this bear and relay to her your story of this morning, breakfast, the portals and your quest to find one of four objects to close the portals. Ursally sits there and ponders this for a minute thinking “I believe I might know what you’re looking for.” Ursally then walks to the back of her cave towards another room and gestures towards you. What do you do? [[Follow->SNBearFollow]] [[Explode->SNExplodeInCave]]

I know theres a word for the larger circle on the end of a chain but…. RING! How did I forget the word ring… or would ring even apply here. …(a chain with a large metal ring on the end)….. Bloody ell. You know what screw it! This was intentional now Its literally a metal donut. As in a frosted sprinkled donut was dumped in liquid iron and shoved onto the end of this chain! Why?!? The world may never know…. Also it looks like that chain can be pulled but its far out of your reach. [[Back->SNApproachSphere]]

It’s a Grey Backpack. Theres stuff inside probably but you’re unsure how it got there. Its got one flap that’s covering everything on the inside. You have no idea whats inside it and you’re not going to find out unless you pick it up. [[Back->SNApproachSphere]]

You try to reach for the metal donut but it is out of your reach. You just simply aren’t tall enough. [[Back->SNApproachSphere]]

You Pick up the Backpack and find that inside is a [[scooter->SNScooterD1]], a [[cactus->SNcactusD1]], a [[lamp->SNlampD1]], a [[sand castle maker->SNSandcastlemakerD1]], an [[electrical outlet->SNoutletD1]], and an [[umbrella->SNumbrellaD1]]. [[Next->SNSphereAgain]]

It’s a silver scooter with red flames painted on it. Its about as tall as you are. When you were younger you used to be able to do tricks on this thing. You’d try some now but there’s no time. [[back->SNBackpack]]

A Small green cactus in a pot. Its Cactus branches make it look like its doing the robot. Its covered in a lot of needles. Very pointy. I wouldn’t want to get hit in the face by that thing, or have that thing stuck to my leg. Fun fact. Did you know that cactuses are mostly filled with water? [[back->SNBackpack]]

A Small blue lamp with a beige lampshade on it. You have a feeling that this lamp might be sentient. Well either way this lamp isn’t going to provide any light unless you can plug it in. [[back->SNBackpack]]

A Lime Green Sand castle maker… That’s it. the way these things work is that you put sand in a thing and then you smash it on the ground and bam it’s a sand castle. Theres really not anything else to say about it. [[back->SNBackpack]]

A little self powered electrical outlet. No idea how its self powered or where its energy comes from but if you knew you could create free energy for the whole world forcing the electric companies to go bankrupt and causing thousands to lose their jobs, but then everyone would have free energy across the globe. It’s an interesting thought of whether or not it would be a good thing but you have no idea how it works so it doesn’t matter. [[back->SNBackpack]]

A blue umbrella with little rain clouds and rain droplets drawn or painted on. Not really sure what the term for “This thing has an image on it” is. Also not sure why they would design an umbrella with rain on it, its already going to get wet anyway, now it will be wet in the picture and in real life… That aside this thing does look rather strong, like it couldendure a lot of damage or even work like a makeshift parachute. As you think about the last part of the previous sentence you remember that only works in video games. [[back->SNBackpack]]

You are still standing in front of the sphere dome entrance with the really tall wooden doors being blocked by a metal gate. Above the doors and gate on the wall a chain with a metal donut on the end stick out of a hole on the wall, but it is out of your reach. You are now wearing a backpack filled with items. You also get the feeling that due to programing limitations that this will be your last chance to closely examine the items within the backpack so if you’re going to do that before going in that would be great. [[Grab Donut->SNGrabdonut2]] [[Examine Items->SNExamineItems]] [[Use Scooter->SNScooterDoor]] [[Use Cactus->SNCactusDoor]] [[Use Lamp->SNLampDoor]] [[Use Outlet->SNoutletDoor]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMDoor]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaDoor]]

You couldn't reach the donut before and you holding a backpack doesn't change that fact. Use one of the items you got. [[Back->SNSphereAgain]]

You open up the Backpack and find that inside is a [[scooter->SNScooterD2]], a [[cactus->SNcactusD2]], a [[lamp->SNlampD2]], a [[sand castle maker->SNSandcastlemakerD2]], an [[electrical outlet->SNoutletD2]], and an [[umbrella->SNumbrellaD2]]. [[back->SNSphereAgain]]

You Throw the Cactus up at the metal donut. It bounces off of the wall and hits you directly in the face killing you instantly with its deadly cactus needles. Game Over Your Final Score is 11 Its 11 because 1s look like cactus Needles and you died from a cactus that you thought would be helpful in opening this door [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You throw the lamp up at the metal donut. It bounces off and hits you in the face killing both you and the lamp instantly Game Over Your Final Score is 12 Lamps aren’t known for their abilities to grab onto things or open doors. Not sure why you thought this was a good idea. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You throw the electrical outlet at the metal donut. It bounces off causing some sparks to fly through the donut. You think they look cool for a second but in the next second you have second thoughts because the outlet lands right on your nose sending electricity throughout your entire body, briefly lighting you up before your mind and body both get extinguished Game Over Your Final Score is 14 That was quite a shocking death wasn’t it. Who would have guessed that using and electrical object on a metal object was dangerous. Not you apparently. Not that the metal part is what killed you. It was just the outlet itself. I thought this was clever when I wrote it but in hindsight it wasn't. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You throw the sand castle maker at the metal donut. It bounces off and hits you in the head. Luckily its just made out of a light plastic so its only a minor annoyance. Good thing you threw this and not one of your other multiple highly dangerous face destroying objects. [[back->SNSphereAgain]]

Holding the umbrella upside down you’re able to get the hook part that’s on all umbrella’s for some reason through the donut hole. You’re then able to pull it down opening the gate in front of the doors to the weird black sphere. The doors also open because I said so. [[Go Inside->SNGoSphere]]

It’s a silver scooter with red flames painted on it. Its about as tall as you are. When you were younger you used to be able to do tricks on this thing. You’d try some now but there’s no time. [[back->SNExamineItems]]

A Small green cactus in a pot. Its Cactus branches make it look like its doing the robot. Its covered in a lot of needles. Very pointy. I wouldn’t want to get hit in the face by that thing, or have that thing stuck to my leg. Fun fact. Did you know that cactuses are mostly filled with water? [[back->SNExamineItems]]

A Small blue lamp with a beige lampshade on it. You have a feeling that this lamp might be sentient. Well either way this lamp isn’t going to provide any light unless you can plug it in. [[back->SNExamineItems]]

A Lime Green Sand castle maker… That’s it. the way these things work is that you put sand in a thing and then you smash it on the ground and bam it’s a sand castle. Theres really not anything else to say about it. [[back->SNExamineItems]]

A little self powered electrical outlet. No idea how its self powered or where its energy comes from but if you knew you could create free energy for the whole world forcing the electric companies to go bankrupt and causing thousands to lose their jobs, but then everyone would have free energy across the globe. It’s an interesting thought of whether or not it would be a good thing but you have no idea how it works so it doesn’t matter. [[back->SNExamineItems]]

A blue umbrella with little rain clouds and rain droplets drawn or painted on. Not really sure what the term for “This thing has an image on it” is. Also not sure why they would design an umbrella with rain on it, its already going to get wet anyway, now it will be wet in the picture and in real life… That aside this thing does look rather strong, like it could endure a lot of damage or even work like a makeshift parachute. As you think about the last part of the previous sentence you remember that only works in video games. [[back->SNExamineItems]]

Holding the Scooter buy its wheels you are able reach just far enough to get one of the handlebars inside the donut’s hole. You’re then able to pull on the chain and the gates in front of the doors open up. You can now enter the black sphere that looks like its eating buildings. [[Go Inside->SNGoSphere]]

You’ve made it inside the Black Sphere. Inside the walls are also made of black bricks with the floor being a solid brown stone. There’s torches hanging from the walls keeping it well lit enough to see. Up ahead you come across a fork in pathway. After stepping over the fork you notice that pathway splits up into two different directions. There’s a Path to your left and a Path to your right. Which way will you go? [[Go Left->SNGoLeft]] [[Go Right->SNGoRight]] [[Go Fork->SNGoFork]]

You go further down the path to the left and enter a near empty room. In this room you see [[a woman with a toaster for a head->SNToasterLadyD]]. She is sitting down on a bench. Aside from that there is nothing else that you can notice in this room. At the end of the room the pathway continues. Nothing blocks your advance. So whats next captain? [[Continue forward->SNGofoward]] [[Talk to Toaster lady->SNToasterTalk]]

You turn to the right and head down the path and make your way to a room with only a large pit in it. Looking down you can’t see the bottom but you feel a large amount of wind hitting you in the face. On the other side of the pit and is an exit that seems to be a couple of feet below where you are. There are still torches on the wall that keep this room lit up enough to see but the walls of this room are so far away from you that there’s no way you could reach any of them. There has to be a safe way to make it to the other side but how?… [[Use Scooter->SNScootPit]] [[Use Cactus->SNCactusPit]] [[Use Lamp->SNLampPit]] [[Use Outlet->SNOutletPit]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMPit]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaPit]]

You Turn around to and begin to cheer on the fork. “GO FORK! GO FORK! GO FORK!” You chant multiple times. The fork looks indifferent but somehow you know it appreciates this. [[Back->SNGoSphere]]

Ignoring the Toaster Lady you continue down the obvious path ahead of you. The dark hallway continues for quite a long time, and it seems almost endless. Eventually it gets to the point where all you see both in front and behind you is the dark hallway with torches on the walls. Nether the less you continue moving forward, something which you immediately regret because your next step forward causes a click which causes spikes to appear from the ceiling and impale you, making you die. Game Over Your Final Score is 15 Look like there was a switch in one of the rooms, and by rooms I mean hallway. I should have reminded you to check. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You approach the Toaster headed Woman and say “Hey whats up?” at first she doesn’t seem to notice you and seems to be having trouble keeping her head up. After a second of almost dozing off she shakes her head to wake herself up. “Huh…” she said as she looks at you. “Oh sorry I didn’t notice you there. I was going to travel through this cave to find some cool stuff but…” She once again almost dozes off. “Ugh… I’m sorry Its just that lately I’ve been having so much trouble staying awake. Its like I have no energy at all you know?”. You get the feeling that there is a way you could help this woman but you’re not sure how. [[Back->SNGoLeft]] [[Use Scooter->SNToasterScoot]] [[Use Cactus->SNToasterCactus]] [[Use Lamp->SNToasterLamp]] [[Use Outlet->SNToasterOutlet]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNToasterSCM]] [[Use Umbrella->SNToasterUmbrella]]

A Woman wearing a yellow ball gown with bread. Yes the bread is on the gown. She Is leaning on her hand and looks like she is having trouble staying awake. Also there’s the obvious fact that her head is a toaster. Her head even has a plug coming out of the back like a ponytail… or like a toaster plug because that’s where they come out of. [[Back->SNGoLeft]]

You pull out your scooter and offer it to her. She looks at it for a good moment while she takes a second to register what you’re doing. “Huh? Oh sorry I couldn’t really.” She says politely, “It might be slightly faster to move with then walking but I couldn’t stay awake while riding that… But I appreciate the….” She loses track of what she’s saying and seems to forget that she was even talking. [[Back->SNToasterTalk]]

You pull out the cactus and offer it to her. She looks at it for a second and says “Oh thank you”, as she leans the cactus on the wall it leans in such a way that both cactus piece breaks off and falls into her toaster hand, and it pushes down the toaster button. Her The headed cactus piece explode and she falls to the ground dead. However she does land on a switch which Reveals a secret passageway forward. Before anyone has time to accuse you for toastercide you decide to book it down the secret passage. [[Head Down the Secret Passage->SNSecretPassageToasterDead]]

You pull the lamp out of the bag and try to show it to her. As soon as she turns to look at it jumps back to the other side of the room while screaming. She’s obviously wide awake now but she just stands their pointing at you, “M-m-m-MURDERER! You Sick freak! You tore off some poor girls head and you just carry it around as a trophy!... I bet you wanted me next…. WAS THAT IT!? Well you’ll never take me alive!” She pulls a knife out of her dress and starts to charge at you. In the brief seconds she’s moving towards you something comes to your mind. ‘If I do nothing I die but if I fight back and live… I get the feeling that she won’t be coming out of this unharmed.’ You get the horrible feeling that you’re about to start something you won’t be able to turn back from. What will you do next. [[Fight->SNMadmanBegins]] [[Accept your Fate->SNAccept]]

You pull the outlet out of your bag and hand it to her. Tiredly she takes her plug and plugs it in. Within Seconds she seems to be reenergized and jumps back to life. “Oh YES! I feel so alive!” She then does a backflip and break dances for a second and then jumps back onto her feet. “Thank you so much! Hey tell ya what. In exchange for helping me I’ll open up this secret passage I found” She kneels down next to the bench and pushes a tile that’s slightly pushed up that you didn’t notice before. This Opens up a wall behind it with a path leading beyond it. As you go to head down it she yells one final “Thank you”. [[Head Down the Secret Passage->SNSecretPassage]]

You pull the sand castle maker out of your bag and offer it to her. She looks at it for a second and then turns away not even acknowledging it. You put it away feeling silly that you brought it out in the first place. [[back->SNToasterTalk]]

You pull out the umbrella and open it up. The toaster lady looks up at you and looks rather confused. You offer it to her saying “Hey don’t let one tired day rain on your parade. Because the Sun will be shining soon!” Despite the fact that she doesn’t have eyes you can feel her glaring at you. You put away the umbrella and decide to pretend you didn’t do that. [[back->SNToasterTalk]]

You walk down the long dark passage. Unlike the other hallways this one has no torches on the walls. Probably because its supposed to be a secret and they didn’t want obvious light showing up through the wall. However once it starts to get really dark you start to see some multiple colored lights from the far end of the tunnel. Eventually after tripping over a chocolate statue of a squirrel you make it to the other end of the room and find what you would describe as a “Pretty sweet crib.” The walls are covered in Neon lights and Neon signs of all shapes sizes and colors. There are some bean bag chairs lying around the room as well as a random skateboard ramp at the other end of it. Beyond the Skate ramp is what looks like to be another hallway continuing forward Inside one of Bean Bags you find [[A Lava Lamp Wearing sunglasses->SNLavalampDDeadToaster]]. He says “Sup” So whats next? [[Talk to Lava Lamp->SNTalkLavaDead]] [[Continue Forward->SNIgnoreLampDead]]

The toaster headed lady runs straight at you holding the knife in both hands. Having no other choice you chuck the lamp in your hands at her. The lamp collides with her head shattering into a million pieces, The shards of lamp become embedded in her head as she falls to the ground dead. Sparks emanate from her head a little bit as she lands on a switch, which reveals a passageway forward. Panicking and not knowing what to do you grab her knife and run down the passage [[Down the passage->SNMPassage]]

I’ll spare you the details on this one. Its not a fun time for either party. Game Over I Don’t feel like giving a final Score Just restart it, and try not to show inanimate objects to people whose head is an inanimate object. I mean what did you think would happen? [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You walk over to the Lava Lamp and say “Hail and Well met. My name is Storple, I seek passage through your crib. May I pass on through?” The lava Lamp jumps up while doing some flips saying “Yo! My name is Lambard the Lava Lamp! And Only the coolest of dudes can pass on through my Domain! You want to make it through? You’ll need to prove you’re Rad enough! How you going to do that?” [[Walk on through anyway->SNWalkLamp]] [[Use Scooter->SNScootLavaTalkDead]] [[Use Lamp->SNLampLavaTalkDead]] [[Use Outlet->SNOutletLavaTalkDead]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMLavaTalkDead]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaLavaTalkDead]]

You Walk to the other side of the room and try to make it through the exit. Just as you’re about to do so the Lava Lamp summersaults over to you and kicks you onto the ground by the skate ramp. “Hold on their big guy! Where do you think you’re going! This is the crib of Lambard the Lava Lamp! And If you want to go on through you’re going to need to prove that you’re the coolest, raddest most baddest dude there is! So how you going to do that?” [[Walk on through anyway->SNWalkLamp]] [[Use Scooter->SNScootLavaTalkDead]] [[Use Lamp->SNLampLavaIgnoreDead]] [[Use Outlet->SNOutLetLavaIgnoreDead]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMIgnoreDead]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaIgnoreDead]]

You walk down the long dark passage. Unlike the other hallways this one has no torches on the walls. Probably because its supposed to be a secret and they didn’t want obvious light showing up through the wall. However once it starts to get really dark you start to see some multiple colored lights from the far end of the tunnel. Eventually after tripping over a chocolate statue of a squirrel you make it to the other end of the room and find what you would describe as a “Pretty sweet crib.” The walls are covered in Neon lights and Neon signs of all shapes sizes and colors. There are some bean bag chairs lying around the room as well as a random skateboard ramp at the other end of it. Beyond the Skate ramp is what looks like to be another hallway continuing forward Inside one of Bean Bags you find [[A Lava Lamp Wearing sunglasses->SNLavaLampD]]. He says “Sup” So whats next? [[Talk to Lava Lamp->SNTalkLava]] [[Continue Forward->SNIgnoreLamp]]

You walk over to the Lava Lamp and say “Hail and Well met. My name is Storple, I seek passage through your crib. May I pass on through?” The lava Lamp jumps up while doing some flips saying “Yo! My name is Lambard the Lava Lamp! And Only the coolest of dudes can pass on through my Domain! You want to make it through? You’ll need to prove you’re Rad enough! How you going to do that?” [[Walk on through anyway->SNWalkLamp]] [[Use Scooter->SNScooterLavaLamp]] [[Use Cactus->SNCactusLavaLampTalked]] [[Use Lamp->SNLampLavaLampTalked]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMLampTalked]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaLampTalked]]

You Walk to the other side of the room and try to make it through the exit. Just as you’re about to do so the Lava Lamp summersaults over to you and kicks you onto the ground by the skate ramp. “Hold on their big guy! Where do you think you’re going! This is the crib of Lambard the Lava Lamp! And If you want to go on through you’re going to need to prove that you’re the coolest, raddest most baddest dude there is! So how you going to do that?” [[Walk on through anyway->SNWalkLamp]] [[Use Scooter->SNScooterLavaLamp]] [[Use Cactus->SNCactusLavaLampIgnored]] [[Use Lamp->SNLampLavaLampIgnored]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMLampIgnored]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaLampIgnored]]

A Rather chill looking Lava lamp with a silver base and… top covering. Lets pretend the official term is hat. The Liquid inside is clear with a Blue light and red “lava” inside. The shades are that cool half circle shape and completely black. You’re unsure how they’re staying still. He’s also wearing a chain necklace with a little bazooka pendent on the bottom. [[Back->SNSecretPassage]]

A Rather chill looking Lava lamp with a silver base and… top covering. Lets pretend the official term is hat. The Liquid inside is clear with a Blue light and red “lava” inside. The shades are that cool half circle shape and completely black. You’re unsure how they’re staying still. He’s also wearing a chain necklace with a little bazooka pendent on the bottom. [[Back->SNSecretPassageToasterDead]]

Walk on through anyway. You decide to ignore the silly Lava Lamp and walk on through the Corridor anyway. Once you get through you hear him shout “Hey Loser!” You turn around to find that the Bazooka Pendant on his necklace has transformed into an actual bazooka. “Smell ya Later” he says as he explodinates you into oblivion. Game Over Your Final Score is 16 It is not wise to ignore cool dudes. It is not wise to ignore lava lamps. Combine the two and you don’t get a double negative. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You Pull out your scooter and head over to the skate ramp he does. Using your past scooter knowledge you’re able to do some sweet jumps on the ramp as well as some kick flips, kick spins, spin flips, and other related tricks. In fact your tricks are so cool that your scooter explodes! Luckily you’re unharmed and this doesn’t count as a death. Lambard stares awestruck at your display. “That was one of the most bodacious things I’ve ever seen! It would be an honor to have you walk through my pad! Also feel free to stop on by any time. You take a quick bow and exit the room through the corridor to find what will happen next. [[Exit The Pad->SNExitPad]]

You pull out the Lamp and show it to Lambardo who imedietly does a wolf whistle. “Hey man you didn’t tell me you were bringing any hotties with you.” He says flirtatiously, “Hey there hot stuff. Mind if I put your lampshade on my head?” The Lamp immediately jumps back inside your backpack, obviously wanting nothing to do with this. [[back->SNIgnoreLampLamp]]

You pull out the Lamp and show it to Lambardo who imedietly does a wolf whistle. “Hey man you didn’t tell me you were bringing any hotties with you.” He says flirtatiously, “Hey there hot stuff. Mind if I put your lampshade on my head?” The Lamp immediately jumps back inside your backpack, obviously wanting nothing to do with this. [[back->SNTalkLavaLampLamp]]

You pull the cactus out of your backpack and show it to Lambard. He Looks at it for a second and then says. “I mean its pretty neat but owning a cactus doesn’t up your coolness factor. I could Let the Cactus through but I doubt that would do anything for you." Slightly disappointed you put the Cactus away [[back->SNTalkLava]]

You pull out the Sand Castle Maker and show it to Lambardo. “Dude” he says, “Theres no sand here, my pad ain’t a beach.” Feeling quite silly you put the Sand Castle Maker back inside your bag. [[back->SNTalkLava]]

You pull out your umbrella and show it to Lambardo. “So what are ya gona do with that?” He asks. Not knowing what else to do you attempt to start tap dancing with it using the umbrella as a prop to your dancing. Lambardo just shakes his head. “Nice try but not really seeing any style with it." [[back->SNTalkLava]]

You pull the cactus out of your backpack and show it to Lambard. He Looks at it for a second and then says. “I mean its pretty neat but owning a cactus doesn’t up your coolness factor. I could Let the Cactus through but I doubt that would do anything for you." Slightly disappointed you put the Cactus away [[back->SNIgnoreLamp]]

You pull out the Sand Castle Maker and show it to Lambardo. “Dude” he says, “Theres no sand here, my pad ain’t a beach.” Feeling quite silly you put the Sand Castle Maker back inside your bag. [[back->SNIgnoreLamp]]

You pull out your umbrella and show it to Lambardo. “So what are ya gona do with that?” He asks. Not knowing what else to do you attempt to start tap dancing with it using the umbrella as a prop to your dancing. Lambardo just shakes his head. “Nice try but not really seeing any style with it." [[back->SNIgnoreLamp]]

You Walk to the other side of the room and try to make it through the exit. Just as you’re about to do so the Lava Lamp summersaults over to you and kicks you onto the ground by the skate ramp. “Hold on their big guy! Where do you think you’re going! This is the crib of Lambard the Lava Lamp! And If you want to go on through you’re going to need to prove that you’re the coolest, raddest most baddest dude there is! So how you going to do that?” [[Walk on through anyway->SNWalkLamp]] [[Use Scooter->SNScooterLavaLamp]] [[Use Cactus->SNCactusLavaLampIgnored]] [[Use Lamp->SNLampLavaLampMad]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMLampIgnored]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaLampIgnored]]

You attempt to pull out the lamp a second time but she’s prepared for this. She jumps out lands on your head and Screams “Potsilunok nazavzhdy”. You then find yourself liplocked with the Lambardo as she Hops away as fast as she can. While this isn’t the worst thing in the world and Lambardo despite not having any lips isn’t a bad kisser, however after hour 37 this becomes a problem as slowly becomes obvious that you’re probably stuck like this forever. Eventually you die. Game Over Your Final Score is 16.9 Its like My Great Aunt Cathudula once said. Never mess with lamps. Their spells can spell some real trouble. (Note the Author of this may or may not actually have a Great Aunt Cathudula) [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You walk over to the Lava Lamp and say “Hail and Well met. My name is Storple, I seek passage through your crib. May I pass on through?” The lava Lamp jumps up while doing some flips saying “Yo! My name is Lambard the Lava Lamp! And Only the coolest of dudes can pass on through my Domain! You want to make it through? You’ll need to prove you’re Rad enough! How you going to do that?” [[Walk on through anyway->SNWalkLamp]] [[Use Scooter->SNScooterLavaLamp]] [[Use Cactus->SNCactusLavaLampTalked]] [[Use Lamp->SNLampLavaLampMad]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMLampTalked]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaLampTalked]]

Leaving Lambard’s pad you wave goodbye and move forward heading once again into another dark corridor. Given the past two experiences you expect another dark hallway to continue for a while but you’re expectations are rudely disexpectuated as a trap floor breaks out beneath you causing you to slide down into an old Dusty Room with no obvious exits. From the looks of it you’re just in a small empty room. Suddenly [[a slightly chubby looking ghost with a big ol’ curly beard->SNDGhost]] pops up saying “Wooooaaah Nelly! Its been too long since I’ve had any real company here!” he says following with a hearty chuckle. “Welcome to my humble… Box room… Yeah there isn’t really much here but you’ll probably be spending the rest of your life here…. That is unless you can make me laugh. For you see I am the spirit of comedy and Its been far too long since I’ve had a good laugh! I’m desperate for something funny. So if you can amuse me then I’ll open the secret secret door and let you leave. So Impress me!” [[Attempt a joke based on your own comedy skills->SNOwnComedySkills]] [[Use Cactus->SNGhostCactus]] [[Use Lamp->SNGhostLamp]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->GhostSCM]] [[Use Umbrella->GhostUmbrella]]

You Pull out your scooter and head over to the skate ramp he does. Using your past scooter knowledge you’re able to do some sweet jumps on the ramp as well as some kick flips, kick spins, spin flips, and other related tricks. In fact your tricks are so cool that your scooter explodes! Luckily you’re unharmed and this doesn’t count as a death. Lambard stares awestruck at your display. “That was one of the most bodacious things I’ve ever seen! It would be an honor to have you walk through my pad! Also feel free to stop on by any time. You take a quick bow and exit the room through the corridor to find what will happen next. [[Exit The Pad->SNExitPadDead]]

You pull out the Lamp and show it to Lambardo who imedietly does a wolf whistle. “Hey man you didn’t tell me you were bringing any hotties with you.” He says flirtatiously, “Hey there hot stuff. Mind if I put your lampshade on my head?” The Lamp immediately jumps back inside your backpack, obviously wanting nothing to do with this. [[back->SNTalkLavaDeadLampLamp]]

You pull out the outlet and show it to Lambardo. He looks at it and back to you. “What am I supposed to do with this?” He asks. You’re honestly not to sure yourself and you put it back in your bag [[back->SNTalkLavaDead]]

You pull out the Sand Castle Maker and show it to Lambardo. “Dude” he says, “Theres no sand here, my pad ain’t a beach.” Feeling quite silly you put the Sand Castle Maker back inside your bag. [[back->SNTalkLavaDead]]

You pull out your umbrella and show it to Lambardo. “So what are ya gona do with that?” He asks. Not knowing what else to do you attempt to start tap dancing with it using the umbrella as a prop to your dancing. Lambardo just shakes his head. “Nice try but not really seeing any style with it. [[back->SNTalkLavaDead]]

You walk over to the Lava Lamp and say “Hail and Well met. My name is Storple, I seek passage through your crib. May I pass on through?” The lava Lamp jumps up while doing some flips saying “Yo! My name is Lambard the Lava Lamp! And Only the coolest of dudes can pass on through my Domain! You want to make it through? You’ll need to prove you’re Rad enough! How you going to do that?” [[Walk on through anyway->SNWalkLamp]] [[Use Scooter->SNScootLavaTalkDead]] [[Use Lamp->SNLampLavaLampMad]] [[Use Outlet->SNOutletLavaTalkDead]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMLavaTalkDead]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaLavaTalkDead]]

Leaving Lambard’s pad you wave goodbye and move forward heading once again into another dark corridor. Given the past two experiences you expect another dark hallway to continue for a while but you’re expectations are rudely disexpectuated as a trap floor breaks out beneath you causing you to slide down into an old Dusty Room with no obvious exits. From the looks of it you’re just in a small empty room. Suddenly [[a slightly chubby looking ghost with a big ol’ curly beard->SNDGhostDead]] pops up saying “Wooooaaah Nelly! Its been too long since I’ve had any real company here!” he says following with a hearty chuckle. “Welcome to my humble… Box room… Yeah there isn’t really much here but you’ll probably be spending the rest of your life here…. That is unless you can make me laugh. For you see I am the spirit of comedy and Its been far too long since I’ve had a good laugh! I’m desperate for something funny. So if you can amuse me then I’ll open the secret secret door and let you leave. So Impress me!” [[Attempt a joke based on your own comedy skills->SNOwnComedySkillsDead]] [[Use Outlet->SNGhostOutlet]] [[Use Lamp->SNGhostLampDead]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->GhostSCMDead]] [[Use Umbrella->GhostUmbrellaDead]]

You pull out the Lamp and show it to Lambardo who imedietly does a wolf whistle. “Hey man you didn’t tell me you were bringing any hotties with you.” He says flirtatiously, “Hey there hot stuff. Mind if I put your lampshade on my head?” The Lamp immediately jumps back inside your backpack, obviously wanting nothing to do with this. [[back->SNIgnoreLampDeadLampLampLamp]]

You pull out the outlet and show it to Lambardo. He looks at it and back to you. “What am I supposed to do with this?” He asks. You’re honestly not to sure yourself and you put it back in your bag [[back->SNIgnoreLampDead]]

You pull out the Sand Castle Maker and show it to Lambardo. “Dude” he says, “Theres no sand here, my pad ain’t a beach.” Feeling quite silly you put the Sand Castle Maker back inside your bag. [[back->SNIgnoreLampDead]]

You pull out your umbrella and show it to Lambardo. “So what are ya gona do with that?” He asks. Not knowing what else to do you attempt to start tap dancing with it using the umbrella as a prop to your dancing. Lambardo just shakes his head. “Nice try but not really seeing any style with it. [[back->SNIgnoreLampDead]]

You Walk to the other side of the room and try to make it through the exit. Just as you’re about to do so the Lava Lamp summersaults over to you and kicks you onto the ground by the skate ramp. “Hold on their big guy! Where do you think you’re going! This is the crib of Lambard the Lava Lamp! And If you want to go on through you’re going to need to prove that you’re the coolest, raddest most baddest dude there is! So how you going to do that?” [[Walk on through anyway->SNWalkLamp]] [[Use Scooter->SNScootLavaTalkDead]] [[Use Lamp->SNLampLavaLampMad]] [[Use Outlet->SNOutLetLavaIgnoreDead]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMIgnoreDead]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaIgnoreDead]]

Racking your brain with the many years of hearing jokes a single beautiful thought runs through your mind. “Ok…. What did the Robot say to the Centipede?” The ghosts just stares at you blankly “Wha-“ he starts to say before you complete the punch line “STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!” He continues to stare blankly at you….. No response… You get a feeling that the joke you told wasn’t a very good one. [[back->SNExitPad]]

Upon a closer look you suspect that in life this man failed to lose weight mainly because even though he exercised on a regular basis, he also ate donuts on the same amount of basises, thus resulting him being in that awkward stage where he isn’t in shape but also isn’t a copyrighted character who dislikes Mondays. His beard is not only curly but also slightly twisted at the end. He’s got a regular tshirt and pants. However everything is just shades of grey including his skin and hair. He’s got a big grin on his face and he’s got that look on his face like he’s always ready to party. [[back->SNExitPad]]

You try to pull the cactus out of your bag but it slips out of your hands and falls behind you. While trying to turn around to pick it up you accidentally step on the pot and slip on it landing rear first on the cactus. Immediately you jump up in pain Going “Ouch ouch ouch ouch” Hopping around while you try to pull out the needles. Meanwhile The ghost in the room is laughing even harder then before. So hard that it almost causes the room to vibrate. “Ahahahaho! I haven’t seen a good physical comedy Routine since the day I died” he chuckles. “You my good friend are a true master of comedy. You may pass on through.” With a few quick claps of his hands a wall behind him opens up giving you a pathway forward. [[Through the Chamber Exit->SNChamberExit]]

You Pull out the lamp and show it to the Ghost saying “Maybe this will Shed some light on the situation.” The Lamp turns around to face you and says “Boo!” before jumping back in your bag. You hear a slight chuckle from the ghost. “sorry kiddo but I’m with your lamp on this one” Might want to try something else [[back->SNExitPad]]

You pull out the Sand Castle Maker and try to think of a Pun based on it… You fail horribly and just decide to throw it at the Ghost. It phases through him bounces off the wall and hits you in the head. The Ghost just shrugs looking slightly disappointed in your efforts. You put the Sand Castle Maker Back in your Bag [[back->SNExitPad]]

You pull out the Umbrella and try a joke based off of it, “I don’t mean to RAIN on your parade but you’re dead.” “Yes… Yes I am” he responds. It gets real quiet and awkward for the next few minutes. You put the Umbrella away and decide to try something else. [[back->SNExitPad]]

You Exit the Spirit of Comedy’s Room and walk On out to find a much more open Area. You’re still in the Temple with the black bricks all along the wall but now you seem to be higher up with light breaking in through the roof, and some moss growing on the walls. As you continue to Walk forward you suddenly hear a voice saying “Hold it Ruff there!” you turn around to see a Jack Russell Terrier in a police uniform basically flying at you. I mean have you seen those things jump? They basically fly. This one has bounced off of every wall ceiling and pillar in the room and has landed right in front of you. “I’m here to stop any killers from proceeding! You haven’t caused any deaths today have you?” Before you can say anything this cop dog gives you the good sniff around every inch of your body and then stops right in front of you. [[Get Sniffed->SNSniffGood]]

Upon a closer look you suspect that in life this man failed to lose weight mainly because even though he exercised on a regular basis, he also ate donuts on the same amount of basises, thus resulting him being in that awkward stage where he isn’t in shape but also isn’t a copyrighted character who dislikes Mondays. His beard is not only curly but also slightly twisted at the end. He’s got a regular tshirt and pants. However everything is just shades of grey including his skin and hair. He’s got a big grin on his face and he’s got that look on his face like he’s always ready to party. [[back->SNExitPadDead]]

Racking your brain with the many years of hearing jokes a single beautiful thought runs through your mind. “Ok…. What did the Robot say to the Centipede?” The ghosts just stares at you blankly “Wha-“ he starts to say before you complete the punch line “STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!” He continues to stare blankly at you….. No response… You get a feeling that the joke you told wasn’t a very good one. [[back->SNExitPadDead]]

You Pull out the lamp and show it to the Ghost saying “Maybe this will Shed some light on the situation.” The Lamp turns around to face you and says “Boo!” before jumping back in your bag. You hear a slight chuckle from the ghost. “sorry kiddo but I’m with your lamp on this one” Might want to try something else [[back->SNExitPadDead]]

You pull out the Sand Castle Maker and try to think of a Pun based on it… You fail horribly and just decide to throw it at the Ghost. It phases through him bounces off the wall and hits you in the head. The Ghost just shrugs looking slightly disappointed in your efforts. You put the Sand Castle Maker Back in your Bag [[back->SNExitPadDead]]

You pull out the Umbrella and try a joke based off of it, “I don’t mean to RAIN on your parade but you’re dead.” “Yes… Yes I am” he responds. It gets real quiet and awkward for the next few minutes. You put the Umbrella away and decide to try something else. [[back->SNExitPadDead]]

Thinking of a “””Good””” joke you say “Hey check this out!” You pull out the outlet and say “I hope you don’t find this too SHOCKING! Eh? Eh?” As you say these words while showing him the outlet his face turns from a smile to one of horrible horrible pain. You watch as the poor ghost implodes in oh himself experiencing the phenomenon that is “Second Death.” As he disappears from this world the wall behind him opens up giving you a pathway forward. Congratulations you killed the Spirit of Comedy. [[Exit the Chamber->SNChamberExitDead]]

“Welp it seems like you’re clean Sir. Carry on and have a Nice day” The Dog then waves goodbye as fire starts to come out of its paws and it just launches itself into space. You stare confusedly as she is just gone but it wasn’t the strangest thing to happen to you today so you decide to just continue forward. [[Continue Foward->SNBossChamberLeft]]

You Exit the Spirit of Comedy’s Room and walk On out to find a much more open Area. You’re still in the Temple with the black bricks all along the wall but now you seem to be higher up with light breaking in through the roof, and some moss growing on the walls. As you continue to Walk forward you suddenly hear a voice saying “Hold it Ruff there!” you turn around to see a Jack Russell Terrier in a police uniform basically flying at you. I mean have you seen those things jump? They basically fly. This one has bounced off of every wall ceiling and pillar in the room and has landed right in front of you. “I’m here to stop any killers from proceeding! You haven’t caused any deaths today have you?” Before you can say anything this cop dog gives you the good sniff around every inch of your body and then stops right in front of you. [[Get Sniffed->SNSniffReallyBad]]

“Just as I thought! Not only did you kill that poor toaster, but you also killed a ghost! That shouldn’t even be possible! Killings Ghosts is twice as illegal!.... YA FREAK! You’re going to jail for a long time!” ” and before you can do anything the Police Dog has cuffed you and is already carrying you to a nearby jail. She throws you in the slammer and then throws the slammer into a jail cell. Game Over Your Final Score is 18.1 In this world all actions have consequences… even if you didn’t expect them. Although Props for killing a ghost. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

As you take a couple of steps forward from where the dog stopped you, a large box at the end of the room suddenly catches your eye. Behind the box is a large squareular pillar of sorts, both are standing atop some stairs. Curious what this box contains you start to run forward but suddenly the ground starts to shake, The squareular pillar starts to crack and break open and out pops [[a large temple guardian of sorts->SNDTempleGuardianLeft]]. He jumps down the stairs and lands in front of you. As he does a large yellow blob falls from the ceiling and covers him from head to toe. As you look up at the ceiling you notice that the entire ceiling is coated with honey. The Guardian although covered with honey is still able to move. He starts to bend down and Reach for you, what’s your next move? [[Use Lamp->SNLampBoss1]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMBoss1]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaBoss1]]

A massive man shaped creature who’s skin looks like the what would be at the mid point between stone and flesh and pretty greyish. He’s like 10 feet tall, and really big and burley with large arms and hands and feet. He’s wearing a single piece of armor that has straps on it that covers his entire upper body down to his legs. The Armor also seems to close off at the bottom like a leotard. He’s also got weirdly modern looking shoes that are red and white, also equally as massive. The only tiny thing about him is his head. Its unnaturally small, like about the size of your fist. He’s got a beard and some thick eyebrows that somewhat look like lightning bolts. Oh yeah and he’s about to be covered in honey in a few sentences so that’s gona make him real sticky. [[back->SNBossChamberLeft]]

You pull out the Lamp and turn it on in hopes of blinding the guardian with the light. The sudden burst of light in his face seems to have no effect on him as he continues to reach for you. In a last ditch effort you smash the lamp against his face when it comes within reach…. The lamp breaks but the guardian doesn’t even flinch as he smooshes you to flatness in a single clap. Game Over: Your final score is 17 Looks like you failed to brighten up his day and the only one who had their lights turned out was you… and the lamp that you killed. That was pretty unnecessary. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

As his face gets really close to the ground while he tries to grab you, you run up and slam the sand castle maker over his face. Surprisingly it’s a perfect fit as he recoils back and tries to pull it off but the honey has got it stuck on fast… at least for now. Without the ability to see the guardian seems a little off balance and he’s stomping around a lot. How are ya gona deal with him next? [[Use Lamp->SNLampBoss2]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaBoss2]]

Pulling all of your courage together you charge straight at the guardian and smack him in the face with the umbrella… which then immediately breaks in half. Feeling silly you look back up at the guardian and say the worldwide famous shibboleth that was passed down through generations amongst your people. “Oops” He then uses his tiny head to squish your entire body into a pancake Game over Your final score is 17.2 As much as I’m a sucker for the concept of umbrellas as weapons, against a giant semi-stone creature such as this it ain’t gona pierce nothing. So No even if Storple stabbed him with it instead it wouldn’t have helped. You’re gona have to try something different. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

Obtaining a sudden stroke of genius you pull the lamp out of your bag and roll it over like a bowling ball. The guardian steps on it and surprisingly the lamp doesn’t break, the guardian however does trip and fall over to the ground causing it to break into a bunch of tiny pieces while shaking the ground immensely. The shaking knocks you onto the ground where you get a look at the ceiling and notice that shock has caused the honey on the ceiling to start falling. Blobs of honey start hitting the ground around you and it could hit you at any second. A single blob seems to be large enough to encase your entire body. How shall though react to this situation [[Eat Honey->SNEatHoney]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmBrellaBoss3]]

Seeing the legs as a point of vulnerability you think that maybe if you strike hard enough you could knock him over. Dash at his legs like a lumberjack at a tree and strike hard… and your umbrella snaps in half…. You sadly look at your umbrella for a second… because that’s all the time you have before his other foot comes down Game Over Your Final Score is 18 His legs are stone Steeveeji! You cannot break it…. Except you broke the umbrella so you broke something. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

Feeling a bit hungry still after whatever object you had for breakfast you think that maybe you could eat the honey. You look up open your mouth with your arms wide open as well and await the sweet sweet joy that is honey…. The honey incases your entire body. It becomes really hard to move and even harder to breath. You can’t eat the honey fast enough to obtain air. Lets skip the suffocating description because its one of the least fun ways to die. Game Over Your Final Score is 18.5 Looks like you’re going to be the star of the new hit movie, “Honey I died” [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You open up the umbrella just in time as a blob of Honey strikes it. it falls apart around it dripping very slowly and almost creates a honey shaped jail around you but you are a very patient and very blue man who can wait for the honey to finish dripping off the umbrella. Also the honey never fully incases you so that oxygen is always available. After about 30 minutes of waiting the honey on your umbrella has finally finished falling and all the rest of the honey has also fallen off the ceiling leaving you in a very sticky situation. Like an Emu at war you slowly make your way over to the chest and clean off your shoes to prevent yourself from having rather slowed movement. But you’ve finally made it to the box at the very end of the room. [[Open Chest->SNOpenChest]]

You go over to the box which by the way is also made of black bricks and push off the top of the lid to find something amazing! Something wonderful something…. Completely useless. It looks like a hand mirror but you can’t see your reflection or anything from it. There’s a tag on the end of it that reads “This is the 0-Way mirror. After hearing rumors of the 2-Way Mirrors we decided to try to one up those people and create a 3-Way Mirror…. But we couldn’t figure out how so we did the next best thing and made a 0-Way Mirror…. Ok To be honest the mirror piece is just on backwards so that its facing inward. No one can look at themselves except for the mirror. Feeling ashamed we built this temple and a bunch of traps and a guardian to try to prevent the world from knowing about our shame. Please don’t tell anyone. Sincerely, Temple builder Krongustoid.” As you finish reading the Note the temple begins to shake rattle but not roll and suddenly a gust of wind pulls you through a passage that opens up above you. You’re sent through a perfectly cylindrical tube at very high velocities and within a minute you’re placed back at the entrance to the temple. However you’ve noticed that the temple has grown a rather large nose, which was probably your escape route. As you pick yourself up you are suddenly interrupted by a [[Reporter->SNDReporter]]. “Hi! Reallette with Real time reporting and interviews! After Finding a lost relic that people thought was unfindable and making it through the temple that people thought was untempleable you have the honor of having an interview with the big man himself! What do you say to that?” Reallette holds a mic up to your face for a second and then before you say anything she pulls it back. “Welp no time for that” she says as a portal randomly opens about 50 feet above you. “Goodbye!” she says as she holds out her other hand and a green energy surrounds your body before throwing you upward at speeds of the extreme variety. <<set $backwards to "true">> [[Through The Portal->VictoryPortal]]

I mean it might be a reporter. Her head is big and round and looks like its made of felt like a mascot of some sort. She’s wearing a business suite and tie and she’s holding a microphone but her hands also look like they’re made of felt as well as her legs and feet. Honestly this looks more like a mascot costume shaped like a reporter then anything else. To the best of your knowledge there aren’t any sports teams that have reporters as their mascot. [[back->SNOpenChest]]

You pull the scooter out of your bag and mount it. Moving back a few feet you prepare to make your leap. You propel yourself forward as fast as the scooter will allow you and make your leap through the air. The wind beneath your wheels helps move you forward and for a second it looks like you’re about to make it. However you just a few inches short only the front wheel of your scooter lands on the edge of the other side before sliding right off. You then begin to fall down the windy pit and soon discover that this pit in fact has no bottom. After about a week you starve to death. Game Over Your Final Score is 15.5 You had a good amount of speed and almost made it but like they say in Brooklyn, you scoot through the shoot and you’re loot wont take root. Scientists are still trying to discover the meaning of this saying but I still stand by whatever meaning it means. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You pull out the cactus and look at it for a second… Its not aerodynamic, it can’t help you move fast and it doesn’t provide any encouragement. Not knowing what else to do you throw it into the wind pit, in goes down a bit before the wind knocks it back up into your face causing you to die and fall into the wind pit. Game Over Your Final Score is 14.8 Yeah because cacti can fly that was a good idea. Every time people go to the desert they always take note on how the cacti are either in the sky or how they look like they should be in the air. I bet maybe you should have taken a few more Cactology classes before playing this game [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You pull out the Lamp and take a good look at it. Its not aerodynamic, won’t improve and your speed…. However it does offer some encouragement. “Don’t give up Mister” she says, “I’m sure you’ll figure this out somehow.” Feeling a bit more encouraged you put the lamp back into your bag and try to think of something else. [[back->SNGoRight]]

You pull out the outlet and take a good hard look a it. Its small and rectangular and there’s nothing near by that you could use to plug it into. Not knowing what else to do you throw the outlet into the windy pit. The outlet dips into the pit a bit before the wind pushes it back up into your face, electrocuting you to death before you fall into the pit. Game Over Your final score is 15 I hope you weren’t too shocked that this wasn’t successful. I don’t know watt you could have been thinking when you threw that. You’ll have to try berry hard next time to avoid dying…. wait… ignore that last one. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You pull out the sand castle maker and look at it. It can’t help you move faster and despite its shape you sincerely doubt that it could catch enough air to give you any height. So not knowing what else to do you throw it into the wind pit which causes it to blow back into your face, and surprisingly in the perfect way that it gets stuck on it. Panicking you start to lose balance and try to pull it off but you’ve already fallen into the pit yourself. By the time you get it off you realize that the pit is bottomless and die of starvation in about a week. Game Over Your final score is 14.4 Maybe in another timeline this object could be stuck on someone else’s head but in this one this things got exactly one use, and it ain’t for flying. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

Remembering video game logic you pull out your umbrella and give yourself some distance from the ledge. You run as fast as you can and make the leap before pulling out the umbrella and opening it up. The wind catches you and combined with your momentum you slowly drift over to the other side where you hover over the exit. However the weird thing is the umbrella is so good at catching the air that your height never gets any lower. Seeing no other choice you swing at bit before letting go and throwing yourself onto the ledge. You dust yourself off and pick yourself back up. Before moving forward you turn back to look at what happened to your umbrella, but it must have already been blown far away because you can’t see it anywhere. Oh well. Whelp time to move on. [[Moving On->SNNorxed]]

You walk through the exit from the windy pit room and continue down the straight corridor. After a bit of walking you make it to a very dark room. The only source of light in this room is coming from the other end of the room. As you make your way there you get close enough to see that it’s a glowing outlet that lies face up attached to [[an elevated section of the floor->SNPedistalD]](also known as a pedestal but my vocabulary is so awful that it took me a good 3 days to remember this). About a foot away from that is a large door covered in buttons. Its too dark so that even with the slight illumination from the outlet you still can’t tell what any of them say. How will’st thou approach thy situation. [[Push buttons->SNPushButtons]] [[Use Scooter->SNScootDarkRoom]] [[Use Cactus->SNCactusDarkRoom]] [[Use Lamp->SNLampDarkRoom]] [[Use Outlet->SNOutLetDarkRoom]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMDarkRoom]]

Blindly in the dark you reach for one of the nearest buttons on the wall and give it a push. The one button you push lights up and you can now see that it has an image of a human shape holding a cup. Suddenly a hole in the ceiling opens up and a smiling glowing green flight attendant wearing whatever flight attendants wear. She walks up to you and says “Hello there sir how can I help you?” Confused about where she came from and why this wall even has a flight attendant button you babble for a second looking back and forth between the wall and the attendant…. Her smile slowly fades away, “I see” she says, her voice barely hiding her tremendous amounts of rage, “So what you’re saying is that you wasted my time by summoning me here for no reason…. YOUR FATE IS SEALED MORTAL!” Her eyes suddenly turn red and her voice drops about fifteen octaves as she grabs you by the throat tears open a rift in time and space and throws you in where you’re immediately sent to a world of unending nightmares. Game Over Your Final Score is 15 Since when did randomly pushing buttons ever help anyone solve a puzzle. You couldn’t even see! All you managed to do by pushing buttons was to push the flight attendants buttons. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You pull out the scooter and put it on the pedestal. Literally nothing happens. You consider hitting some buttons with it but that would be a terrible idea. You fail to conceive any reasonable way to use the scooter in this room. After feeling quite silly you put the scooter away. [[back->SNNorxed]]

You pull out the Cactus and put it on the pedestal. Neither the Cactus nor the pedestal has any reaction to this. There would also be no point in using it to push the buttons because all the buttons are in reach. Hoping Cactopolestingtonette the 8th Goddess of all Cacti doesn’t notice how you wasted time with a cactus you put the cactus back into your bag. [[back->SNNorxed]]

You pull out the lamp and plug it into the outlet. It immediately lights up the room and yawns. “Gee, I have not had a good amount of energy like this in forever!” She says as she takes a good look around the room and finally notices the buttons on the wall that are now able to be seen. Save for one on the far left all of them have hieroglyphs on them that the author was too lazy to describe. The one on the far left has a picture of a human holding a cup on it. “Oh I finally made it in the temple!” She says before turning to you, “By the way my names Dawn, professional archeologist extraordinaire! I see you found me and my stuff outside the temple. I was taking a nap but I must have slept longer then I thought… also considering you’re just some random blue man who wandered into the temple without any prior knowledge you did pretty good.” She then turns to the wall with the buttons and stares at it intensely for a bit. “Lets see… given what these things on the wall says and my prior knowledge the correct solution should be…” Just then an invisible penguin fall that was glued to the wall falls off of it and flies towards the wall at such high velocities that it creates a massive hole in it, thus rendering the puzzle completely pointless. Dawn looks rather disappointed…. “Oh… or Shebdebquonteb the invisible solar powered penguin of legend could destroy the wall… that works too…” she says as she turns to you, “You go on ahead, I actually want to take a closer look at all this room and the hieroglyphs on it.” Feeling more confused then ever you move onto the next room. [[Next Room->SNNextRoom]]

You pull out the outlet and noticing the other outlet glowing in the dark you decide to put them up against each other. The combined electricity from the two creates a massive electrical shock that voltagulates its way throughout your entire body while sending you flying into the nearby wall. Also you died. Game Over Your Final Score is Eggs I hope you weren’t two Shocked that it didn’t Let you Out. But I’m Positive that the Negative impact from this won’t leave you Charging forward to try this again. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You pull out the Sand Castle Maker and put it on the pedestal. It does nothing. There is no reaction from the outlet, the pedestal, the walls, or the invisible penguin that’s glued to the wall…. Wait did I forget to mention that one? Ah whatever its not that important. You put the Sand Castle Maker back in your bag and try to think of an alternative solution. [[back->SNNorxed]]

You walk into the next room to find that its much more well lit then the last one with torches once again covering the walls. Also no hallway for once, which is nice, but weirdly the floor of this room is made entirely out of mud, and the imprints you make with each step are very obvious. At the far end of the large room sits a statue of well-known celebrity Paulbert Ronginald Stamos the 11th: The Rhadanthine soldier. Known for his Trenchant look and Obtuse clothes, his life and looks need no introduction, as everyone already knows all about him. His statue sits cross-legged with a large stone scale right in front of him. The scale has a plaque on it or it would if it had any teeth but luckily it doesn’t so you can read the tablet that’s on it. It says ‘Give me perfect balance, then push these words and if its achieved then the way will open’. This makes perfect sense as we all know Paulbert Ronginald Stamos the 11th was all about maintaining a perfect balance in his life. So how will you make Paulbert Ronginald Stamos the 11th proud today? [[Use Scooter->SNScootStamos]] [[Use Cactus->SNCactusStatmos]] [[Use Outlet->SNOutletStamos]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMStamos]] [[Use Umbrella->SNUmbrellaStamos]]

Feeling clever you pull out the scooter. Thinking that if positioned right you could get the scooter to lie on both parts of the scale. After some careful positioning you manage to get it to stay still. You push the button and a you hear a switch activate within the scale, which activates it and causes both ends to start wobbling. The scooter falls off and the scale tips to one end. The eyes of the statue of Paulbert Ronginald Stamos the 11th open up as he yells out a large “Wrong!” as the room starts collapsing. Panicing you try to make your way back to the enterance but running through this muddy floor makes it impossible to reach the other side before its blocked off by black bricks falling from the ceiling. Before you’re able to think of a way to escape now a giant brick squishes you. Game Over Your Final Score is 17.01 Scooters are too over powered man! They’re always banned at the running tournaments. There’s no way they’d be balanced. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You pull out the cactus and put it on one end of the scale. You notice the scale isn’t moving so you think to yourself, “Hey maybe the scale is broken.” Eagerly you push in the tablet and feel dumb when you see that pushing in the tablet activates the scale as it falls to one side. The eyes of the statue of Paulbert Ronginald Stamos the 11th open up as he yells out a large “Wrong!” as the room starts collapsing. Panicing you try to make your way back to the enterance but running through this muddy floor makes it impossible to reach the other side before its blocked off by black bricks falling from the ceiling. Before you’re able to think of a way to escape now a giant brick squishes you. Game Over Your Final Score is 17.2 Cacti are the way of the future. Their light will provide hope for future generations and will help me save those I love. With one last Cacti I…. oh wait that’s the wrong script. Um… You didn’t live. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You pull out the outlet and put it on the scale. After careful consideration and looking at it again you think that the outlet would be too small too cause the scale to move. You mainly think that because the scale isn’t moving. You put the outlet back into your bag and try to think of something else. [[back->SNNextRoom]]

Looking at the muddy floor beneath your feet and remembering one of the only known uses of the Sand Castle you take it out and scoop mud into it until its perfectly full. You then dump it on the one side of the scale and create a mud castle. You do the same with on the other side and it makes a second mud castle. You feeling confident in what you’ve done you then push in the tablet to see if you’ve solved the puzzle. At first it wobbles a bit but within seconds it stabilizes. The statue of Paulbert Ronginald Stamos the 11th then looks up at you and nods as the entire wall behind him opens up. The way is open, the puzzle is solved. Onward my young compadré! [[Onward->SNRightBossChamber]]

You try to pull out your umbrella but you just remembered that you already used it and it flew away. You manage to pull out something that looks like an umbrella but when you open it up you realize that it wasn't an umbrella but it was in fact a game over screen with the final score of two... [[click here->Lets Begin]][[ to....->Chicken Victory]] yeah just kidding that would be dumb. Here let me just fix those options and.... ok [[back->SNStamosRoomUmbrellaLess]]

You Exit the Chamber of Paulbert Ronginald Stamos the 11th and find a much more open Area. You’re still in the Temple with the black bricks all along the wall but now you seem to be higher up with light breaking in through the roof, and some moss growing on the walls. As you continue to walk forward a large box at the end of the room suddenly catches your eye. Behind the box is a large squareular pillar of sorts, both are standing atop some stairs. Curious what this box contains you start to run forward but suddenly the ground starts to shake, The squareular pillar starts to crack and break open and out pops [[a large temple guardian of sorts->SNDTempleGuardianRight]]. He jumps down the stairs and lands in front of you. As he does a large yellow blob falls from the ceiling and covers him from head to toe. As you look up at the ceiling you notice that the entire ceiling is coated with honey. The Guardian although covered with honey is still able to move. He starts to bend down and Reach for you, what’s your next move? [[Use Scooter->SNBoss1Scoot]] [[Use Cactus->SNBoss1Cactus]] [[Use Outlet->SNBoss1Outlet]]

Right as he’s about to grab you, you pull out your scooter and scoot away. The temple guardian gives chase. Every step he makes shakes the ground beneath your feet, but given the fact that he’s covered in honey and the sweet wheels you’ve got he is unable to keep up with you. Before long the speed of the guardian starts to decrease, a quick look behind you shows how tired he is as after a couple of more steps he stops moving and bends over, panting heavily and looks like he’s unable to move. He’s vulnerable! Now’s your chance! [[Use Cactus->SNBoss2Cactus]] [[Use Outlet->SNBoss2Outlet]]

You pull out the cactus and stick it to his head. He winces in pain and immediately smacks you away sending you flying into the wall at terminal velocity. Unfortunately you aren’t made of rubber so you die. Game Over Your Final Score is 18.2 So if nothing else you found that the Cactus can break through his stony exterior but it will do no good in his current state. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You pull out the outlet and try to stick it to his head… You successfully do so but there’s no reaction and now your hand is stuck to his head… You try to pull it off but before you have any real time to do so he flattens you with a single clap. Game Over Your Final Score is 18 I ran out of electricity puns. That sentence seems like its almost a pun but it wasn’t intended to be…. Anyway Honey doesn’t conduct electricity. I did my research before this. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

A massive man shaped creature who’s skin looks like the what would be at the mid point between stone and flesh and pretty greyish. He’s like 10 feet tall, and really big and burley with large arms and hands and feet. He’s wearing a single piece of armor that has straps on it that covers his entire upper body down to his legs. The Armor also seems to close off at the bottom like a leotard. He’s also got weirdly modern looking shoes that are red and white, also equally as massive. The only tiny thing about him is his head. Its unnaturally small, like about the size of your fist. He’s got a beard and some thick eyebrows that somewhat look like lightning bolts. Oh yeah and he’s about to be covered in honey in a few sentences so that’s gona make him real sticky. [[back->SNRightBossChamber]]

You pull out the cactus and stab him in the leg with it. The Guardian roars in pain as he tries to pull it out but the honey is far too sticky and the cactus is way too pointy. He doesn’t seem to notice you as all his efforts are put into removing the cactus. As you look closely you notice that a bit of some silvery liquid is leaking out of where the cactus stabbed him. This must mean that cactus managed to break through his stony skin and is now connected the inside of his leg. What now buddy? [[Use Outlet->SNBoss3Outlet]]

You shove the outlet into the Honey to find that…. Nothing happens. Also now your hand is stuck. You try to pull it out to no avail, and it doesn’t work either. After much struggling the Guardian finally notices you attached to his leg. He glares at you as he tiredly decided to take a nap right on top of you. Squish. Game Over Your Final Score is 18.7 So yeah turns out Honey doesn’t conduct electricity. He’s basically protected unless you’re going to be able pierce his…. Why am I giving subtle hints? There were only two options. You already know to pick the other one. I’m sad now I’m leaving. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You pull out the outlet and stick it onto the needles of the cactus. The Electricity from the outlet goes right through the needles and into his body making his stony skin and honey protection completely useless as shocks are sent through his entire body. Seeing the guardian freaking out you ride the scooter to the other end of the room as fast as you can before you hear an explosion right behind you. The explosion knocks you off of the scooter but when you turn around you see that the guardian is no more. Only piles of rubble remain. Having eliminated the giant threat and with no more obstacles in your way you walk over to the other end of the room and stand above the chest. [[Open Box->SNOpenChest]]

You walk into the next room to find that its much more well lit then the last one with torches once again covering the walls. Also no hallway for once, which is nice, but weirdly the floor of this room is made entirely out of mud, and the imprints you make with each step are very obvious. At the far end of the large room sits a statue of well-known celebrity Paulbert Ronginald Stamos the 11th: The Rhadanthine soldier. Known for his Trenchant look and Obtuse clothes, his life and looks need no introduction, as everyone already knows all about him. His statue sits cross-legged with a large stone scale right in front of him. The scale has a plaque on it or it would if it had any teeth but luckily it doesn’t so you can read the tablet that’s on it. It says ‘Give me perfect balance, then push these words and if its achieved then the way will open’. This makes perfect sense as we all know Paulbert Ronginald Stamos the 11th was all about maintaining a perfect balance in his life. So how will you make Paulbert Ronginald Stamos the 11th proud today? [[Use Scooter->SNScootStamos]] [[Use Cactus->SNCactusStatmos]] [[Use Outlet->SNOutletStamosUmbrellaless]] [[Use Sand Castle Maker->SNSCMStamos]]

Congradulations You're a Chicken now (o> {\/} _|_ You Win! Your Final score was 872

Quickly finishing off your tea you go down get up from the chair and follow the bear down deeper into its lair. When you get deep enough she opens a bit metal hatch with a long metal dark slide type thing going down it and says, “I’m pretty sure this leads down to where one of the items you mentioned should be… I mean there is just a random large box guarded by a guardian down there…. Oh actually let me take care of that first. “She then picks up a rather large boulder in the room and throws it down the hatch. It bangs and clonks on the metal slide until you hear a crash at the very end. It sounds like whatever was hit by the boulder was turned to rubble. “Go on in it should be safe now” Ursally gestures towards the slide. Y’all be all like “K” and go on down the cold metal slide. After a minute of sliding and bumping it plops you out inside some kind of weird black-bricked temple. You land right next to a pile of rubble near a box that’s probably containing the item. [[Open Chest->SNOpenChest]]

Deciding not to do the obvious thing you instead decide that your entire body is now composed of a very flammable material and feel like exploding. Knowing that you’re entire being is so flammable that any amount of heat would cause your body to detonate you poke the teapot and go kaboom. The explosion is instant and very fast. Within seconds the entire cave is engulfed in flames and then the force of the explosion causes everything to disintegrate. The explosion just doesn’t stop there. It engulfs the entire cliff you arrived at, as well as the monster that was disguising itself as a forest and the temple above you. The explosion doesn’t stop there, it also consumes the entire planet that you were transported too, as well as the ones standing next to it and within minutes the entire plane of existence. Scientists and wizards observing all the known planes of existence think it will stop there but it doesn’t as it cracks the barriers between them and begins to make its way towards them. It takes much longer to reach the other planes. Civilizations panic as they come to realize the finality of their time. Despite all efforts to contain the blast all fail to stop it. Eons pass and then the only thing left is the explosion. An explosion caused by the fact that you wanted to explode Game Over Your Final Score exploded too so you’ll have to deal with not having one. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

There is a Portal to the North South and Dennis, which one do you go through? [[North->SNorth]] [[South->SSouth]] [[Dennis->SDennis]]

Feeling quite brave and confident of your skills you ignore the portal’s warning and head on through anyway. When you land You find yourself on a dirt path in a forest sometime in the spring, at least you think its spring because its nice and cool out with the leaves being a nice shade of green and the sunlight peaking through the leaves. Just up ahead there is a fork in the dirt path. Also past the fork the path splits off and there’s a sign that asks you a question. It reads “Do you like Birds?” Underneath it is has two arrows, to the left it points yes, to the right it points no. So do you like birds? [[Yes->SDLikeBirds]] [[No->SDDislikeBirds]] <<set $CD1 to "“Well if it isn’t the fool who dared to step through the Dennis Portal. Most people listen to the warnings but I guess some people just like the risks. Anyway Come forward and have a seat. We have much to discuss”">> <<set $CD2 to "“How did you find the Dennis Portal in the first place?”">>

You take turn left at the sign and walk down the path. As you continue walking the forest you started in grows more lush and beautiful with greenery. Also the chirping of hundreds of different kinds of birds slowly grows louder as you walk further into the forest. After a few minutes of walking you’re able to see the all the different kids of birds, ranging from pigeons, chickadees, robins, hawks, falcons, eagles, cardinals, beagles, blue birds, blue jays and all sorts of colored birds in the trees to the peacocks, turkeys, chickens, penguins, emus, pangolins, and ostriches running around in the forest. You’ve never seen so many birds in one place living in harmony. Whatever this land may be must be some sort of haven for birds. You continue your journey through this haven occasionally seeing flocks of birds out of the trees and into the sky until the forest finally clears up. Exiting the forest you can see the path you were on leads directly to a [[castle->SDCastleD]]. [[Approach castle->SDGoCastle]]

You turn right and start to head down that pathway. The drop in temperature is almost immediate. Its as if life itself is fading from the area. Snow starts to fall from the sky and the vast amount of trees steadily gets replaces with old stone structures and buildings. They’re all falling apart and look like they haven’t been lived in for a really long time. It almost resembles an old village or city but with all the years of decay and neglect it barely resembles any kind of civilization. As you continue to walk through these ruins a sign catches your eye as you start to head over to it you hear a click and feel something press up against the back of your head. “What wrong move and you’re pancake mix” (Place holder I swear if that gets in the final game I’m going to fire myself. This is supposed to be a tense moment for once) you hear the voice of a young man from behind you say. “Hands behind your back now” [[Listen->SDHBListen]] [[Quickly Turn around->SDHBTurnAround]]

The castle ahead is made from four large trees with various vines and branches connecting the two making a perfect wall. The castle’s entrance is a large singular arch with a gate that’s currently wide open all the plant life over there looks strong and healthy as if the weather in this area allowed it to grow to its full strength and potential. [[Back->SDLikeBirds]]

You walk over to the castle and enter through front gates inside you see many a bird and a few people dressed in old timey clothes. The main entrance leads into a large open hall. By walls to your left and right are trees acting as pillars to keep the place standing and the floor feels like its made from some marble tile but looks like all the grass in the area both flattened and hardened itself to make this floor. At the end of the hall is a stairway leading up to a balcony were someone could stand up and easily get a good view of the hallway. Guarding the stairs are two armored chickens. Throughout the rest of the hall the old timey birds and people are chatting nervously about something but this is all interrupted when suddenly it’s interrupted by the sound of an interrupting interruption of a Chorus singing “What would IT… What would it be like… what would it be like if HOUSE” . An otter wearing a bird hat comes approaching the stand opens a scroll and says “Presenting the Royal King Bargish! Lord of the Hadoos.” The crowd goes silent as [[King Bargish->SDKingBargishD]] walks up to the balcony and looks over everyone. “Citizens of Hadoopolis! What would it be like if there was a house?” King Bargish asks but no one responds because nobody knows what that means. Getting the feeling that he will never get an answer King Bargish continues talking “Anyway AS YOU KNOW most recent events have been very much in alignment with the prophecy of Hadoom. However the prophecy also states of a ritual that a great hero can perform deep within the Forst of Usele. If anyone can perform that ritual then the great Hadoo will rise forth to protect us from all harm. Problem is no one really knows who the great hero is… so any volunteers?” Before you even have a chance to react all the old timey birds and people make a mad dash for the exit, so many brushing past you that you’re spun around multiple times until you’re the only one standing in the large hall. King Bargish pauses as he looks over the room and then you. “Well that’s good enough for me.” He says and points to you. “Young sir of the color blue! What is thy name.” “Storple” you reply. “Well young Storple, because of the lack of anyone else you are now appointed the hero until either you succeed or we find another one. Come! Join me in the Sacred Room of the sacred text where we shall discuss your upcoming journey.” He then goes off into a room behind him. [[Go up->SDGoUp]]

A slightly tall man with bright yellow skin and three eyes, the third one being on his forehead. He has short brown hair with a slight beard. On his head he’s wearing plush of a jack-o-lantern that has green arms and legs. He’s wearing blue robes covered by a kelly-green cloak with a picture of a stack of pancakes in the middle of it. His voice is deep but very chill as if he knows that he must keep up a calm appearance to keep his subjects at ease… or maybe he just naturally talks that way. [[Back->SDGoCastle]]

You head up the stairs to the balcony and into the room that King Bargish exited to. The room looks like some kind of holy room of some sort. There’s a red carpet going from the entrance of the room to a pedestal that’s holding up a book. The Walls are symmetrically covered with stain glass windows that depict a building of a kingdom of people and birds living in harmony. After that it shows the kingdom with portals appearing everywhere, and the window after that is just a giant question mark. After that window the story divulges. On the left side of the wall the last window shows the castle in ruin and in flames with no visible survivors. On the right side of the wall its shown that a stick figure is riding a large burning bird of sorts and the castle is still standing. You turn to King Bargish and begins to explain. “I mean theres not much to explain this is pretty self explanatory. We built a sanctuary for birds and people and then the prophecy says something stupid happens and either we all die or we get someone or something to save us with a large bird. But come closer and I’ll actually explain some stuff worth explaining.” You walk down the red carpet and up to King Bargish as he brings you to a large red book that sits on the alter. “This is the Hadoos of the World Book” he explains as he begins to turn the pages, “This book talks about every Hadoo in existence and after careful research I believe that this is the hadoo that’s shown in the picture.” He stops on a page that reads ‘Zombie Hadoo also known as the Pheonix.’ “The Pheonix is one of the most sacred hadoos to ever exist,” he says, “No one has seen it for thousands of years but legends state that within the Forst of Usele exists an alter that can be used to summon the Zombie Hadoo. So brave young hero it is up to you to get to this alter and summon to us this Hadoo and save us all! You will be rewarded handsomely I assure you. So do you have any questions? [[Yes->SDYesQuestions]] [[No->SDNoQuestions]]

"Uh yeah I got alot of questions" you respond. “Very well then” says King Bargish, “What would you like to ask?” [[”The Forst of Usele”?->SDQForstOfUsele]] [[Whats a Hadoo?->SDQHadoo]] [[How do I summon the Phoenix?->SDQPhoenix]] [[Can you hire someone else to be the hero in this thing?->SDQHireSomeoneElse]] [[What would it be like if house?->SDQWhatIfHouse]] [[I think I’m good now->SDGoodNow]]

“No I’m good” you say just wanting to get this over with “Very well then young hero your journey begins now!” Says King Bargish “Make haste for the fate of our kingdom rests within your hands.” After hearing this you make your way out of the castle gates probably would have gotten lost if there wasn’t a sign pointing towards the Forst of Usele with a dirt path also leading to it. As you approach the Forst you notice that all the trees are flashing blue and white and the same with the grass of the forst. Right in front of the forest is the alleged “sign” that King Bargish told you about. This wooden sign looks really bad. Theres fallen letters everywhere as if people tried multiple times to stick letters on and even paint letters on this thing but no matter how hard they tried letters would just keep falling off. Its so bad that you even see painted letters that fell off onto the ground. You question how that’s possible but feel that its best to try to forget about it. You’re about to enter the forest when suddenly you hear a voice call out from behind you. “wait!” King Bargish runs towards you, panting catching his breath after he finally catches up… “I… almost forgot…” he says, “I bet you’re wondering why I’m wearing a Pumpkin plush on my head aren’t you” You nod slowly. “…Well goodbye” he says as he turns to walk back to the castle. Doing your best to keep sane you take your first steps into the Forst of Usele. [[Enter the Forst of Usele->SDForstOfUsele]]

It’s a bit hard to see in The Forst of Usele. With the trees flashing blue and white and the grass flashing the same colors except its not in sync with the trees it makes you happy to know that you remembered to bring sunglasses except it wasn’t mentioned until now because it wasn’t important. Whats also weird is that in the trees there appear to be bouncing versions of yourself hopping from tree to tree. However they aren’t bothering you so you just keep walking until you hear a voice say “Hey you!” you look around you but don’t see anything. “Up here!” says the voice. You look up to see what appears to be [[a life-sized furry puppet of some sort wearing a knight’s helmet.->SDZoppyD]] Or maybe it’s just a being made of felt. “Hello down there my name is Zoppy” says the fuzzy knight. “I’m one of King Bargish’s knights, I was looking for the altar and I thought I could get a better look around by climbing this tree but when I got up I got stuck! Do you think you could help me down? My stuff is by the base of the tree maybe you could use one of those things.” What he says is true. Lying by the tree is a rope and a [[big red one->SDRed1D]]. How are ya gona get zoppy down? [[Climb up to help Zoppy down->SDClimb]] [[Use the rope to pull him down->SDRope]] [[Use big red one->SDBigRed1]]

“So what Is the Forst of Usele?” you ask “Oh that? Well it was supposed to be called the forest of uselessness but a few of the letters fell off of the sign and then the paint also fell off the sign so it just says the Forst of Usele on it now. It was called that because sometime after it rained there an old man came running out of the forest declaring that everything within it was completely useless and warning us of the dangers of anything getting wet. No one really believed him but at the same time no one wanted to take any chances, so the Forst has been avoided by most people” “Oh Ok… that… makes sense?” you respond realizing that nothing he said made any sense at all [[back->SDYesQuestions]]

“Whats a Hadoo” you ask the king “Oh you don’t know?” he says, “Well a lot of this must have been very confusing for you, for you see Hadoo means bird in a lost holy language once used by the ancient God Martilonius. Originally it was thought that Hadoo meant pigeon but it turns out pigeons are just the most holy of birds which is why they are only refered too as ‘Hadoos’ every other kind of bird gets a classification of what kind of hadoo they are, for example, parrots are jungle hadoos, and the afor mentioned phoenix is a zombie hadoo because of its legendary ability to come back from the dead. For as the Great ‘Hadoos of the world book’ meantions, Hadooliness is next to godliness.” “I see” you say scratching your chin and nodding. You’re unsure if there’s truth in what he says or if he’s just obsessed with birds but either way you get the feeling it would be unwise to question what he just said [[back->SDYesQuestions]]

“Once I get to the altar how do I summon the Phoenix” you ask but King Bargish just shrugs, “Not really sure to be honest, there’s probably some instructions at the alter if not I guess you can come back and we’ll try to figure it out together” “Good planning” you say sarcastically [[back->SDYesQuestions]]

“Can’t you find someone more professional to be the hero and not just the only person who forgot to run away during the volunteering of it?” you ask “I mean I would” he responds, “But the thing is I’ve already sent in some of my best knights to go into the forst of usele but none have returned… but I’m sure you will do better.” This news doesn’t exactly increase your confidence about your task but whatever, you just shrug saying “K” [[back->SDYesQuestions]]

“What would it be like if house?” you ask King Bargish hoping to get an answer to the stupid question he asked before. He just puts his hand on your shoulder and says “My boy, that’s a question that everyone must answer for themselves. [[back->SDYesQuestions]]

“I think I’ve got a good understanding of the situation now” you lie, feeling maybe more confused then before. “Very well then young hero your journey begins now.” Says King Bargish “Make haste for the fate of our kingdom rests within your hands.” After hearing this you make your way out of the castle gates probably would have gotten lost if there wasn’t a sign pointing towards the Forst of Usele with a dirt path also leading to it. As you approach the Forst you notice that all the trees are flashing blue and white and the same with the grass of the forst. Right in front of the forest is the alleged “sign” that King Bargish told you about. This wooden sign looks really bad. Theres fallen letters everywhere as if people tried multiple times to stick letters on and even paint letters on this thing but no matter how hard they tried letters would just keep falling off. Its so bad that you even see painted letters that fell off onto the ground. You question how that’s possible but feel that its best to try to forget about it. You’re about to enter the forest when suddenly you hear a voice call out from behind you. “wait!” King Bargish runs towards you, panting catching his breath after he finally catches up… “I… almost forgot…” he says, “I bet you’re wondering why I’m wearing a Pumpkin plush on my head aren’t you” You nod slowly. “…Well goodbye” he says as he turns to walk back to the castle. Doing your best to keep sane you take your first steps into the Forst of Usele. [[Enter the Forst of Usele->SDForstOfUsele]]

Zoppy (which if you read a line or two from where you clicked you would know that is his name) has a perfectly round head with blue eyes, and a zipper on the end of his mouth. His fur is a dark red as if its like this to avoid copyright infringement. He’s got two arms but only three fingers on each hand. The helmet is the only thing he’s wearing and its got a visor that’s not in use right now and a orange feather atop the helmet. [[back->SDForstOfUsele]]

I mean this appears to be some kind of red blade in the shape of the number 1. You have a feeling that this is Zoppy’s weapon of choice and that when needed he can wield this thing while driving a CD rom to really take down any grey foots in his way… you’re not sure why you think that but best not to dwell on these things. [[back->SDForstOfUsele]]

Thinking you can do this best yourself you climb up the tree to try to see if you can get Zoppy unstuck. Once you get up there you try to pull Zoppy out from where he is but Zoppy won’t budge. “I’ll just fall if you pull me like that!” he says, however you ignore him and keep on pulling until a struggle begins to form. After much pushing and pulling you both are now stuck in the tree. “Good job” he says sarcastically. Having nothing better to do you both look up to the sky and watch as the sun slowly sets as night spreads over the land. You look at up to the stars and Zoppy spends some time telling you about the different constellations. Then for a second you think you see a shooting star. You make a wish on it and hope that it comes true…. However it doesn’t mainly because it was actually a meteor that lands directly on the tree killing both you and Zoppy instantly. Game over Your final Score is 14 At least you now know why the kingdom is in danger, you might not have lived to see it but that meteor probably caused a huge explosion or something. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You grab the rope at the end bottom of the tree and throw one end up to Zoppy. “Hang on” you say as you start pulling, Zoppy holds on with all his strength but he doesn’t budge… the tree however starts bending over slowly until the top of it is almost touching the ground. “Oh hey this is perfect!” says Zoppy as he hops out of the tree still holding onto the rope. However with the sudden decrease in weight the tree flings back up into upright position while catching the rope on the branch. Zoppy’s end of the rope slips out but you’re catapulted into the air. You seem to be going up at a perfect 45 degree angle at such speeds that you soon exit this planets atmosphere. Now the lack of air would have been an issue if it weren’t for the fact that you soon collided with a large space boulder and instantly died. Game Over Your Final Score is 14.3 Now what are the odds of that happening [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the big red one and begin using it to chop down the tree. The blade of the big red one is really sharp and cleaves through the tree in a few swings. The tree falls over and Zoppy tumbles out of the tree unharmed. “Oi thanks for that man” he says picking himself up and taking back his big red one “Now onward! To the alter away!” Zoppy picks you up and charges through the Forst of Usele. However before long he gets tired and needs to stop for a rest. Luckily there’s a small pond near by so he could get a drink. While he’s doing that you notice a fire alarm on one of the trees. [[Pull it->SDPull]] [[Don’t pull it->SDNoPull]]

Feeling curious about the fire alarm in the forest you decide to pull it and see what happens. Suddenly the area is engulfed by the sound of loud bells. Not the fire alarm kind, more like the church or holy ceremony kind. A glowing figure begins to slowly rise out of the pond. The glowing begins to die down and then you can tell that luckily its not a 12 headed dragon but instead its [[Baxterina the freaking blue fish->SDPullBaxterinaD]]. “Who dares disturb my slumber” she says in a rumbly voice. Zoppy quivers in fear hiding behind you. “I heard rumors of the legendary Baxterina the freaking blue fish living here but I didn’t think they were true” he says. “WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER!” she repeats more loudly. “Uh… Hi I’m Storple,” you say nervously and this is Zoppy and uh-“ “Storple and Zoppy!” she bellows, “If you wish to make it past here you must awnser my riddle!” she then holds her fins up to the air and suddenly a large alligator falls from the sky and blocks the pathway forward. Behind you there appears a pile of sticks, [[a lady bird->SDPullLadyBirdD]], a rhinoceros, a wooden chair, and the letter B. “The riddle is simple,” says Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish, “You must get past this alligator! Your only hint is that the alligator is scared of bugs.You can use any of the items that have appeared! You get one chance!” Looking over the objects you’re given you try to think of a solution. What do you do? [[Use Lady Bird->SDUseLadyBird]] [[Use Pile of sticks->SDUseSticks]] [[Use Rhinoceros->SDUseRhino]] [[Use Chair->SDUseChair]] [[Use B->SDUseB]]

Feeling like that’s a bad idea you decide not to pull the fire alarm. Zoppy quickly finishes his drink and walks back over to you. “Hey whats this thing?” he says as he pulls the fire alarm. Suddenly the area is engulfed by the sound of loud bells. Not the fire alarm kind, more like the church or holy ceremony kind. A glowing figure begins to slowly rise out of the pond. The glowing begins to die down and then you can tell that luckily its not a 12 headed dragon but instead its [[Baxterina the freaking blue fish->SDNoPullBaxterinaD]]. “Who dares disturb my slumber” she says in a rumbly voice. Zoppy quivers in fear hiding behind you. “I heard rumors of the legendary Baxterina the freaking blue fish living here but I didn’t think they were true” he says. “WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER!” she repeats more loudly. “Uh… Hi I’m Storple,” you say nervously and this is Zoppy and uh-“ “Storple and Zoppy!” she bellows, “If you wish to make it past here you must awnser my riddle!” she then holds her fins up to the air and suddenly a large alligator falls from the sky and blocks the pathway forward. Behind you there appears a pile of sticks, [[a lady bird->SDNoPullLadyBirdD]], a rhinoceros, a wooden chair, and the letter B. “The riddle is simple,” says Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish, “You must get past this alligator! Your only hint is that the alligator is scared of bugs.You can use any of the items that have appeared! You get one chance!” Looking over the objects you’re given you try to think of a solution. What do you do? [[Use Lady Bird->SDUseLadyBird]] [[Use Pile of sticks->SDUseSticks]] [[Use Rhinoceros->SDUseRhino]] [[Use Chair->SDUseChair]] [[Use B->SDUseB]]

Its Baxterina the Freaking blue fish! Baxterina is a freaking fish that is freaking blue! What more can be said about Baxterina the freaking blue fish! She’s so iconic that she needs no further explanation or introduction. [[Back->SDNoPull]]

It’s a yellow bird in a white sun dress wearing a sun hat with a blue ribbon on it. This truly is the Lardiest of birds. Now some people might think that with its name it’s a kind of red spotted beetle that’s round but that makes no sense. After all birds aren’t bugs [[Back->SDNoPull]]

Use Lady Bird On... [[Pile of Sticks->SDUseLadyBirdonSticks]] [[Rhinoceros->SDUseLadyBirdOnRhino]] [[Chair->SDUseLadyBirdOnChair]] [[B->SDUseLadyBirdOnB]] [[Alligator->UseLadyBirdOnAlligator]] [[Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish->UseLadyBirdOnBaxterina]]

Use Pile Of Sticks On... [[Lady Bird->SDUseSticksOnLadybird]] [[Rhinoceros->SDUseSticksOnRhino]] [[Chair->SDUseSticksOnChair]] [[B->SDUseSticksOnB]] [[Alligator->SDUseSticksOnAlligator]] [[Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish->SDUseSticksOnBaxterina]]

Use Rhinddoceros on... [[Lady Bird->SDUseRhinoOnBird]] [[Pile of Sticks->SDUseRhinoOnSticks]] [[Chair->SDUseRhinoOnChair]] [[B->SDUseRhinoOnB]] [[Alligator->SDUseRhinoOnAlligator]] [[Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish->SDUseRhinoOnBaxterina]]

Use Chair On... [[Lady Bird->SDUseChairOnLadyBird]] [[Pile of Sticks->SDUseChairOnSticks]] [[Rhinoceros->SDUseChairOnRhino]] [[B->SDUseChairOnB]] [[Alligator->SDUseChairOnAlligator]] [[Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish->SDUseChairOnBaxterina]]

Use B on... [[Lady Bird->SDUseBOnLadyBird]] [[Pile of Sticks->SDUseBOnSticks]] [[Rhinoceros->SDUseBOnRhino]] [[Chair->SDUseBOnChair]] [[Alligator->SDUseBOnAlligator]] [[Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish->SDUseBOnBaxterina]]

Its Baxterina the Freaking blue fish! Baxterina is a freaking fish that is freaking blue! What more can be said about Baxterina the freaking blue fish! She’s so iconic that she needs no further explanation or introduction. [[Back->SDPull]]

It’s a yellow bird in a white sun dress wearing a sun hat with a blue ribbon on it. This truly is the Lardiest of birds. Now some people might think that with its name it’s a kind of red spotted beetle that’s round but that makes no sense. After all birds aren’t bugs [[Back->SDPull]]

You put the Lady Bird on top of the pile of sticks. The Bird too much of a lady to do any physical labor herself cries out in distress and a bunch of Contractor birds appear. These birds put together the most elaborate next you’ve ever seen, it having 3 stories, 5 rooms, a balcony and all with a glass sun roof. Not really sure where they got the glass but this nest is even nicer then the house you live in. The Lady Bird curtsies in thanks and goes to live in the nest inviting her friends over for tea. You wish you were friends with the Lady Bird but you just met her so it would be awkward. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Maybe this should be considered one of the happy endings to the game. After all this bird has a lovely house now. But its not a happy ending. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You put the lady bird on the rhino. You see Birds sitting on rhinos in the nature TV programs and sometimes at zoos. They instantly become good friends, besides this nothing else happens. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W I mean good logic… sort of. But that’s not going to get rid of the Alligator [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You place the lady bird on the chair and she just sits there… that’s it Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Whats your favorite flavor of bird? Mines Chairy… I’m sorry that barely counts as a pun. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You put the Lady Bird on top of the Letter B. Both the Bird and The B start with the letter B… mainly because one of them is the letter B so you think something will happen. It doesn’t. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Let me tell you about the birds on the Bs. It just sat there doing nothing. Because it was just a bird sitting on the letter B. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You bring the Lady Bird up to the alligator and show her to it. The Lady Bird chirps a bit and scratches at one of its feathers and the alligator seems unimpressed. The Lady bird then flies away and the alligator eats you. Game over Your Final score is 15.W You didn’t think it was a ladybug did you? No it was a bird in a sundress. Birds aren’t bugs you silly. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You throw the lady bird at Baxterina. Being a bird the lady bird tries to pick up Baxterina the freaking blue fish and fly away so she can eat it. Baxterina the freaking blue fish is having none of this though as her eyes glow and the lady bird SEESes to exist. “You pathetic mortal! How dare you! Thou dares to throw birds at me! THE ALL POWERFUL BAXTERINA THE FREAKING BLUE FISH! Your death shall be one most painful” Baxterina opens her mouth as wide as she possibly can and lets out a terrible deep scream. The sound waves seem to home in on your entire body which starts to dissolve molecule by molecule. You scream in pain as you can feel each cell in your body slowly SEESes to exist. This probably would have lasted an hour but luckily for you the pain was so excruciatingly bad that you lost consciousness after a few minutes. Game over Your Final score is 14.W Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish has been proven to be one of the strongest creatures in existence. You won’t win any fights you pick with her… unless if you’re playing chess or something. Maybe a fighting game. These fins aren’t made for wave dashing. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You throw the pile of sticks onto the Lady Bird. After a bit the bird manages to crawl out of the sticks, it shakes itself off getting rid of any sticks that were stuck to her. Aside from that nothing happens. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Don’t really know what you were trying to accomplish there. I mean you threw sticks at a bird. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the pile of sticks and throw it on top of the rhino. Upon immediate contact the sticks start to glow and transform into a bunch of caterpillar type things. After seeing all these caterpillars the alligator gets scared and runs off. Baxterina the freaking blue fish claps her fins. “It appears you have read the ancient texts” she says, “Otherwise how else would you have known that when a stick is stepped on by a rhino that it evolves into wimples.” She then claps her fins again and all the things she summoned disappeared. “You seem worthy to be traveling through this forest. I will join you in your quest.” Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish then flies next to you and Zoppy. Zoppy just shrugs, you give Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish a thumbs up saying “Cool” and continue down the path further into the Forst of Usele. [[Continue through the Forst->SDContinueThroughForst]]

You pick up the pile of sticks and throw it onto the chair. You now have a chair underneath the pile of sticks. You’ve combined wood with wood and obtained more wood Good jorb. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W What would you have done if you knew that the wooden wood wouldn’t help you out in these woods. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the pile of sticks and throw it on to the letter B. Nothing happens. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W I thought you were stuck on this puzzle Before but not to Belittle your struggles but if you stick with it you’re sure to find yourself Behind the solution to the riddle. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

Thinking the pile of sticks might have some small bugs living in it you throw the pile of sticks onto the alligator. It shakes them off and roars at you. You weren’t entirely sure if gators could roar before now and was about to look that up but the gator ate you before you could. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Well at least gave the gator some sticks to help clean its teeth after the meal. That was nice of you. You also were the meal so there’s that. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You throw the pile of sticks at Baxterina the freaking blue fish. After you do you can see her eyes glow. “You pathetic mortal! How dare you! Thou dares to strike at me! THE ALL POWERFUL BAXTERINA THE FREAKING BLUE FISH! Your death shall be one most painful” Baxterina opens her mouth as wide as she possibly can and lets out a terrible deep scream. The sound waves seem to home in on your entire body which starts to dissolve molecule by molecule. You scream in pain as you can feel each cell in your body slowly SEESes to exist. This probably would have lasted an hour but luckily for you the pain was so excruciatingly bad that you lost consciousness after a few minutes. Game over Your Final score is 14.W Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish has been proven to be one of the strongest creatures in existence. You won’t win any fights you pick with her… unless if you’re playing chess or something. Maybe a fighting game. These fins aren’t made for wave dashing. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

As the three of you continue through the forst of Usele the thickness of the forst begins to die down and you begin to notice some bread on the ground. “We given all this bread, we must almost be at Sandwich Mountain” says Zoppy. “Its been said that theres two beings you’ll meet on the way to the altar. Two beings that guard the pathway up to the top. Not much is known about them bu-“ Zoppy is then interrupted by Baxterina the freaking blue fish, “I know one of them” she says, “He goes by the name of Mr. Appearances. And he’s the first one on the way up.” She then points to a sign that says “The home of Mr. Appearances is this way.” “Mr. Appearances is tough to describe, it would be best to meet him yourself to get a real feel for him. Now come on I wish not to waste any more time” Baxterina the freaking blue fish says as she air swims over to the sign waiting for you there. [[Start on the pathway up Sandwich Mountain->SDSandwichMountain]]

You pick up the rhino and put it on top of the lady bird. Said bird is squished and dies instantly. Looking at the now flattened bird you feel kind of bad. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W I mean rhinos and birds are friends but birds don’t carry rhinos. You should know better then that. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the Rhino and throw it into the pile of sticks. As soon as it lands in the pile all the sticks start to glow and transform into a bunch of caterpillar type things. After seeing all these caterpillars the alligator gets scared and runs off. Baxterina the freaking blue fish claps her fins. “It appears you have read the ancient texts” she says, “Otherwise how else would you have known that when a stick is stepped on by a rhino that it evolves into wimples.” She then claps her fins again and all the things she summoned disappeared. “You seem worthy to be traveling through this forest. I will join you in your quest.” Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish then flies next to you and Zoppy. Zoppy just shrugs, you give Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish a thumbs up saying “Cool” and continue down the path further into the Forst of Usele. [[Continue through the Forst->SDContinueThroughForst]]

You put the rhino on top of the chair. You thought it would sit there or something but the chair breaks under the weight of the rhino Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W I mean what did you expect. It’s just a wooden chair. Rhinos are pretty heavy. Chairs aren’t that strong. And now its ruined. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

Thinking that a Rhino is strong enough to defeat the alligator you pick up the rhino and chuck it at the alligator. It bounces off and flies away like a soccer ball that bounced off the hood of a car. As you watch the rhino disappear out of site a single word comes to your mind “…Huh” The alligator then eats you. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Despite the fact that you’ve got a pretty good arm you failed to account for Torp Torp Gorganloc’s theory of rhinocitious trajectory which states that the force of which a rhino will hit a target it is thrown at is =1/2(the force of which it is thrown) -2(the weight of the horn) as it is most likely to be sent spinning off in an angle -45 degrees of which it was thrown at. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the rhino and throw it at Baxterina the freaking blue fish thinking that this could be an easy solution to the riddle. However the rhinoceros bounces off of Baxterina the freaking blue fish’s face and is sent flying out of sight. You watch the rhino soar out of sight as it spins on its vertical axis as a single word pops into your mind. “…Huh” you say. While you remain confused Baxterina the freaking blue fish is not amused. “You pathetic mortal! How dare you! Thou dares to throw rhinoceroses at me! THE ALL POWERFUL BAXTERINA THE FREAKING BLUE FISH! Your death shall be one most painful” Baxterina opens her mouth as wide as she possibly can and lets out a terrible deep scream. The sound waves seem to home in on your entire body which starts to dissolve molecule by molecule. You scream in pain as you can feel each cell in your body slowly SEESes to exist. This probably would have lasted an hour but luckily for you the pain was so excruciatingly bad that you lost consciousness after a few minutes. Game over Your Final score is 14.W Despite the fact that you’ve got a pretty good arm you failed to account for Torp Torp Gorganloc’s theory of rhinocitious trajectory which states that the force of which a rhino will hit a target it is thrown at is =1/2(the force of which it is thrown) -2(the weight of the horn) as it is most likely to be sent spinning off in an angle -45 degrees of which it was thrown at. There’s also the fact that Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish has been proven to be one of the strongest creatures in existence. Seriously don’t mess with her. It won’t end well… Well I guess you know that now but hindsight and all that jazz. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You put the rhino on top of the letter B. The B supports the Rhinos weight but it then turns into a Rhinob. Which obviously is a door nob that has a rhino horn on it but you already knew that. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W If I was a more clever writer I probably could have come up with a puzzle where you had to put the letter B infront of or after something to get it to transform into a kind of bug but I didn’t. This is the only time this will happen… probably. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the chair and hit the lady bird with it. It dies. That’s it. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W So not only did you fail to do anything even remotely related to your goal but you also killed a bird in the process. You sure you answered honestly when you were asked if you like birds? [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You put the chair on top of the sticks. You now have an object made of wood on top of other wooden things. Nothing happens You also sit on the chair. Even more nothing happens. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Wood you chair to try a different solution? [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the chair and hit the rhino with it. The rhino gets mad turns red and runs away. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Dum [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the chair and put it on top of the letter B. The B falls over as does the chair. Both objects have fallen to the ground. Nothing else happens. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Maybe you should Be more careful Before you do anything Con-seat-ed like that again. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

“That alligator doesn’t look so tough” you think to yourself, “I can totally take him.” You pick up the chair and charge at the alligator the gator opens its mouth and you charge inside as it chomps down and eats you. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Next time I hope you’ll be chairy chairful before you do something so reckless. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

Pick up the chair charge at Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish and hit her over the head with the chair, the chair breaks on her head but Baxterina looks unharmed. “Oh what you want to go moral!” She says as she creates another chair out of pure energy. “ITS ON!” she shouts as she hits swings the chair at you like a baseball bat, and now you know how a baseball feels as you’re sent flying. As if the earth was her own baseball field Baxterina the freaking blue fish hits a home run and you crash into a nearby moon. Also if it wasn’t obvious enough you die. Game over Your Final score is 14.W Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish has been proven to be one of the strongest creatures in existence. You won’t win any fights you pick with her… unless if you’re playing chess or something. Maybe a fighting game. These fins aren’t made for wave dashing. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You put the large letter B on top of the lady bird. The Bird struggles for a second and manages to get it off before flying away. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Let me tell you about the Birds and the Bs. Birds don’t like having large letter Bs put on top of them… that’s it. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You place the letter B on top of the pile of sticks. It stands up for a second but due to lack of having a stable surface to stay on it falls over. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You take the large letter be and hang it on the rhino’s horn. It looks rather nice You begin to consider getting a rhino instead of a Christmas tree this year. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W The Makers of Chaos Quest do not recommend getting a rhino instead of a Christmas tree as they are dangerous wild animals that probably don’t like being decorated. We are not responsible for any accidents cause by trying to decorate rhinos with Christmas decorations. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You place the letter B on top of the chair. The B sits there comfortably. Aside from that nothing happens. Baxterina the freaking blue fish starts to glow. “Thou hast failed!” she says and proceeds to smite you with her fish powers. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Placing the letter B on top of a chair does not create bugs or scare away an alligator. Every other death in this part has a pun or something clever but this one doesn’t. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the letter B and Smack the alligator on the nose with it. It has no effect. The alligator eats you and the Letter B. Game over Your Final score is 15.W Alligator starts with A not B although it ended you and the B. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pick up the letter B and show it to Baxterina the freaking blue fish. “What is this you are showing me young mortal.” You go to speak but for some reason your voice sounds like it was hit with by an tank of helium “This is B! B! B! B! This is B!” Baxterina the freaking blue fish takes a step back in shock, a single tear falling down her face. “My thousands of lords….” She says “Its so obvious now. Something as trivial as the interruption of my slumber my some silly mortals is meaningless in comparison to the letter B. The letter B, which has had such a great impact on most spoken languages which in tern, has had its effects on all society. The ripples of the pebble that is the letter B will go on for all eternity and you here have presented to me the B that I created for this puzzle to show me this.” Baxterina the freaking blue fish humbly bows to you, “You have shown me that even an ageless being like myself has still much to learn and for that I thank you. If you would be so kind I would like to join you on your journey.” Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish then flies next to you and Zoppy. Zoppy just shrugs, you give Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish a thumbs up saying “Cool” and continue down the path further into the Forst of Usele. [[Continue through the Forst->SDContinueThroughForst]]

You begin your trek up Sandwich Mountain with your two companions. The pathway isn’t too steep but stepping though the sandwiches is kind of hard. Its like walking through bread and various other ingredients…. Ok for a less terrible parallel its like walking though mud only more dry. The journey is long and you walk with your companions for several hours. At one point you reach a little cliff side and look over the Forst of Usele. The sun is slowly falling towards the trees as they flash in the distance. As you turn back to the path you see another sign. It reads, “Your journey is far from over. Do you wish to make an appearance at Mr. Appearances house? If so continue moving forward.” [[Continue Moving Forward->SDSandwichMountain2]]

You continue walking up Sandwich Mountain as the sun sets off in the distance. You begin to worry about traveling up a mountain with limited vision but Baxterina the freaking blue fish stops you before you can raise any concerns. “Sandwich Mountain might not be the safest place in the world,” She says “But nighttime travel was never an issue here. Stay faithful and keep moving forward.” You nod slowly, listen to Baxterina the Freaking Blue fish’s advice and press onward. You’re still a bit worried about traveling in the dark but that worry quickly disappears as the sandwiches you’re walking on begin to glow shades of green, orange and yellow. Its quite pretty, and easy on the eyes. The glowing sandwiches are perfect for keeping your party on the path and you keep pressing forward. After a bit you come across another sign. This one says, “If you truly wish to make an appearance for Mr. Appearances keep on following the trail. Your journey may be long but the end is worth your troubles.” [[Continue Following the Trail->SDSandwichMountain3]]

Your walk stretches on for a few more hours, the glow of the sandwiches leading your way. Occasionally you’re able to catch glimpses of the night sky, a perfectly clear sky painted with millions of stars and a crescent moon. Despite the length of your journey the amount of light in the area makes it hard for you to feel tired. During these past few hours Zoppy has been retelling tales of his many amazing deeds and accomplishments as one of King Bargish’s knights and of many foe that fell to the power of his Big Red One. You get the feeling that many of these stories are slightly over exaggerated but you don’t question any of them as you get the feeling he doesn’t get to brag very often. As fatigue finally begins to set in you come across another sign. “Thou have almost arrived. Soon you shall make an appearance before Mr. Appearances, or perhaps he will be the one appearing before you, either way it appears that an appearance with Mr. Appearances will be occurring after all.” [[Press Onward->SDSandwichMountain4]]

Feeling some amount of rejuvenation through the encouragement of the sign your party presses onward. The mountain path starts to become steeper. It would be a lot harder walking through the sandwiches but around here some stones have been put in the path, actually the further you move forward the more refined the pathway becomes. Before long the pathway has been completely paved with stones giving you some real solid ground to step on. The glowing sandwiches that were previously on the entire pathway now only outline the path. As you turn around another corner you see what looks like a clearing up ahead. You also see a sign that says, “You’ve almost appeared to where Mr. Appearances is known to appear. It appears like you’ve made it.” [[Make your way to the top->SandwichMountainTop]]

Feeling a rush of adrenaline you charge forward, your companions right behind you as you make your way to the clearing. You reach the top and see a large flat area with a little pond and a large brick cabin with a wooden porch. All of the ground up here is made from the glowing sandwiches with stones surrounding the edges of the clearing as if its marking where it ends. You walk over to the porch to see a little table with a note taped to it. You pick it up and read it “Sorry I won’t be making any appearances for a while, currently filming in a Z-quest where I will be making my appearances. Hope to appear here soon, Mr. Appearances, P.S. I was probably going to test your worthiness somehow but as I can’t do that right now please prove yourselves by solving the riddle on the back instead” You turn the letter over and see one question and a pen randomly taped to the back for you to write the answer on it. The question is as follows “What Bird is Mexico?” [[The Penguin->SDPenguin]] [[The Caracara->SDCaracara]] [[The Golden Eagle->SDGoldEagle]] [[The Canary->SDCanary]] [[The Ostrich->SDOstrich]] [[The Emu->SDEmu]] [[The Albatross->SDAlbatross]] [[I don’t know->SDIDK]] [[Ignore the riddle->SDIgnore]]

You write down Penguin on the paper. When you finish writing the paper shakes a little in your hand and then crumples itself up and then vanishes. You get the feeling that this wasn’t the correct answer but you try not to let it bother you. Zoppy and Baxterina the Freaking Blue Fish catch up with you and you explain what happened. The both of them just shrug. “Either way we should spend the night here before continuing our journey, its been a really long day” says Zoppy. You go inside and take a look around. You find yourself in a big living room with a bunch of couches and blankets. There’s a fireplace at the other end of the room with some logs sitting next to it. As for the rest of the cabin there’s a lot of other rooms but most of them are locked except for the bathroom. You and Zoppy start the fire in the fireplace while Baxterina the freaking blue fish goes out for a bit. Right as the two of you get the fire going she comes back with a large pile of sandwiches that she’s levitating with her fish powers. She plops them onto one of the many couches saying “Eat up mortals, we will need to keep out strength up.” The three of you begin your feast of many sandwiches while you personally pay extra close attention to make sure you don’t eat any peanut butter sandwiches. As one would expect the variety of sandwiches is amazing. There’s your typical Peanut butter and jelly (which you personally avoid) as well as your ham and cheese, bacon lettuce and turkey, Egg salad, grilled cheese, marshmallow and chocolate, Turkey Tomatoes and Toaster, and even a bread sandwich. Zoppy manages to balance some of the sandwiches on his big red one and warms them up in the fireplace so that you’re able to enjoy some roasted sandwiches. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish get into a brief argument over whether they should be called roasted or toasted. Zoppy says if there’s no toaster then its not toast but Baxterina the freaking blue fish insists that whether that the modern toaster is a construct of mankind and anything that can create toast is by definition a toaster and that all toasters toast toast. Zoppy decides to agree with her after remembering that she is an all-powerful being. After stuffing yourselves full of bread like ducks that just robbed a supermarket the three of you each pick a couch for yourselves and head to sleep. … or at least you try to. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish are fast asleep but despite the long walk you had today, the nice meal you had and being really tired you can’t fall asleep. The riddle echoes in your mind. ‘What Bird is Mexico?’. Given how the paper reacted there’s no way you got it right. You try to solve it yourself thinking of every possible bird in existence but while there are birds of Mexico, no bird itself IS Mexico. You just don’t know the answer. You toss and turn in your couch but no matter what you do you find neither sleep nor the answer that night. [[Next Morning->SDMorningNoSleep]]

You write down Caracara on the paper. When you finish writing the paper shakes a little in your hand and then crumples itself up and then vanishes. You get the feeling that this wasn’t the correct answer but you try not to let it bother you. Zoppy and Baxterina the Freaking Blue Fish catch up with you and you explain what happened. The both of them just shrug. “Either way we should spend the night here before continuing our journey, its been a really long day” says Zoppy. You go inside and take a look around. You find yourself in a big living room with a bunch of couches and blankets. There’s a fireplace at the other end of the room with some logs sitting next to it. As for the rest of the cabin there’s a lot of other rooms but most of them are locked except for the bathroom. You and Zoppy start the fire in the fireplace while Baxterina the freaking blue fish goes out for a bit. Right as the two of you get the fire going she comes back with a large pile of sandwiches that she’s levitating with her fish powers. She plops them onto one of the many couches saying “Eat up mortals, we will need to keep out strength up.” The three of you begin your feast of many sandwiches while you personally pay extra close attention to make sure you don’t eat any peanut butter sandwiches. As one would expect the variety of sandwiches is amazing. There’s your typical Peanut butter and jelly (which you personally avoid) as well as your ham and cheese, bacon lettuce and turkey, Egg salad, grilled cheese, marshmallow and chocolate, Turkey Tomatoes and Toaster, and even a bread sandwich. Zoppy manages to balance some of the sandwiches on his big red one and warms them up in the fireplace so that you’re able to enjoy some roasted sandwiches. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish get into a brief argument over whether they should be called roasted or toasted. Zoppy says if there’s no toaster then its not toast but Baxterina the freaking blue fish insists that whether that the modern toaster is a construct of mankind and anything that can create toast is by definition a toaster and that all toasters toast toast. Zoppy decides to agree with her after remembering that she is an all-powerful being. After stuffing yourselves full of bread like ducks that just robbed a supermarket the three of you each pick a couch for yourselves and head to sleep. … or at least you try to. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish are fast asleep but despite the long walk you had today, the nice meal you had and being really tired you can’t fall asleep. The riddle echoes in your mind. ‘What Bird is Mexico?’. Given how the paper reacted there’s no way you got it right. You try to solve it yourself thinking of every possible bird in existence but while there are birds of Mexico, no bird itself IS Mexico. You just don’t know the answer. You toss and turn in your couch but no matter what you do you find neither sleep nor the answer that night. [[Next Morning->SDMorningNoSleep]]

You write down Golden Eagle on the paper. When you finish writing the paper shakes a little in your hand and then crumples itself up and then vanishes. You get the feeling that this wasn’t the correct answer but you try not to let it bother you. Zoppy and Baxterina the Freaking Blue Fish catch up with you and you explain what happened. The both of them just shrug. “Either way we should spend the night here before continuing our journey, its been a really long day” says Zoppy. You go inside and take a look around. You find yourself in a big living room with a bunch of couches and blankets. There’s a fireplace at the other end of the room with some logs sitting next to it. As for the rest of the cabin there’s a lot of other rooms but most of them are locked except for the bathroom. You and Zoppy start the fire in the fireplace while Baxterina the freaking blue fish goes out for a bit. Right as the two of you get the fire going she comes back with a large pile of sandwiches that she’s levitating with her fish powers. She plops them onto one of the many couches saying “Eat up mortals, we will need to keep out strength up.” The three of you begin your feast of many sandwiches while you personally pay extra close attention to make sure you don’t eat any peanut butter sandwiches. As one would expect the variety of sandwiches is amazing. There’s your typical Peanut butter and jelly (which you personally avoid) as well as your ham and cheese, bacon lettuce and turkey, Egg salad, grilled cheese, marshmallow and chocolate, Turkey Tomatoes and Toaster, and even a bread sandwich. Zoppy manages to balance some of the sandwiches on his big red one and warms them up in the fireplace so that you’re able to enjoy some roasted sandwiches. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish get into a brief argument over whether they should be called roasted or toasted. Zoppy says if there’s no toaster then its not toast but Baxterina the freaking blue fish insists that whether that the modern toaster is a construct of mankind and anything that can create toast is by definition a toaster and that all toasters toast toast. Zoppy decides to agree with her after remembering that she is an all-powerful being. After stuffing yourselves full of bread like ducks that just robbed a supermarket the three of you each pick a couch for yourselves and head to sleep. … or at least you try to. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish are fast asleep but despite the long walk you had today, the nice meal you had and being really tired you can’t fall asleep. The riddle echoes in your mind. ‘What Bird is Mexico?’. Given how the paper reacted there’s no way you got it right. You try to solve it yourself thinking of every possible bird in existence but while there are birds of Mexico, no bird itself IS Mexico. You just don’t know the answer. You toss and turn in your couch but no matter what you do you find neither sleep nor the answer that night. [[Next Morning->SDMorningNoSleep]]

You write down Canary on the paper. When you finish writing the paper shakes a little in your hand and then crumples itself up and then vanishes. You get the feeling that this wasn’t the correct answer but you try not to let it bother you. Zoppy and Baxterina the Freaking Blue Fish catch up with you and you explain what happened. The both of them just shrug. “Either way we should spend the night here before continuing our journey, its been a really long day” says Zoppy. You go inside and take a look around. You find yourself in a big living room with a bunch of couches and blankets. There’s a fireplace at the other end of the room with some logs sitting next to it. As for the rest of the cabin there’s a lot of other rooms but most of them are locked except for the bathroom. You and Zoppy start the fire in the fireplace while Baxterina the freaking blue fish goes out for a bit. Right as the two of you get the fire going she comes back with a large pile of sandwiches that she’s levitating with her fish powers. She plops them onto one of the many couches saying “Eat up mortals, we will need to keep out strength up.” The three of you begin your feast of many sandwiches while you personally pay extra close attention to make sure you don’t eat any peanut butter sandwiches. As one would expect the variety of sandwiches is amazing. There’s your typical Peanut butter and jelly (which you personally avoid) as well as your ham and cheese, bacon lettuce and turkey, Egg salad, grilled cheese, marshmallow and chocolate, Turkey Tomatoes and Toaster, and even a bread sandwich. Zoppy manages to balance some of the sandwiches on his big red one and warms them up in the fireplace so that you’re able to enjoy some roasted sandwiches. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish get into a brief argument over whether they should be called roasted or toasted. Zoppy says if there’s no toaster then its not toast but Baxterina the freaking blue fish insists that whether that the modern toaster is a construct of mankind and anything that can create toast is by definition a toaster and that all toasters toast toast. Zoppy decides to agree with her after remembering that she is an all-powerful being. After stuffing yourselves full of bread like ducks that just robbed a supermarket the three of you each pick a couch for yourselves and head to sleep. … or at least you try to. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish are fast asleep but despite the long walk you had today, the nice meal you had and being really tired you can’t fall asleep. The riddle echoes in your mind. ‘What Bird is Mexico?’. Given how the paper reacted there’s no way you got it right. You try to solve it yourself thinking of every possible bird in existence but while there are birds of Mexico, no bird itself IS Mexico. You just don’t know the answer. You toss and turn in your couch but no matter what you do you find neither sleep nor the answer that night. [[Next Morning->SDMorningNoSleep]]

You write down Ostrich on the paper. When you finish writing the paper shakes a little in your hand and then crumples itself up and then vanishes. You get the feeling that this wasn’t the correct answer but you try not to let it bother you. Zoppy and Baxterina the Freaking Blue Fish catch up with you and you explain what happened. The both of them just shrug. “Either way we should spend the night here before continuing our journey, its been a really long day” says Zoppy. You go inside and take a look around. You find yourself in a big living room with a bunch of couches and blankets. There’s a fireplace at the other end of the room with some logs sitting next to it. As for the rest of the cabin there’s a lot of other rooms but most of them are locked except for the bathroom. You and Zoppy start the fire in the fireplace while Baxterina the freaking blue fish goes out for a bit. Right as the two of you get the fire going she comes back with a large pile of sandwiches that she’s levitating with her fish powers. She plops them onto one of the many couches saying “Eat up mortals, we will need to keep out strength up.” The three of you begin your feast of many sandwiches while you personally pay extra close attention to make sure you don’t eat any peanut butter sandwiches. As one would expect the variety of sandwiches is amazing. There’s your typical Peanut butter and jelly (which you personally avoid) as well as your ham and cheese, bacon lettuce and turkey, Egg salad, grilled cheese, marshmallow and chocolate, Turkey Tomatoes and Toaster, and even a bread sandwich. Zoppy manages to balance some of the sandwiches on his big red one and warms them up in the fireplace so that you’re able to enjoy some roasted sandwiches. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish get into a brief argument over whether they should be called roasted or toasted. Zoppy says if there’s no toaster then its not toast but Baxterina the freaking blue fish insists that whether that the modern toaster is a construct of mankind and anything that can create toast is by definition a toaster and that all toasters toast toast. Zoppy decides to agree with her after remembering that she is an all-powerful being. After stuffing yourselves full of bread like ducks that just robbed a supermarket the three of you each pick a couch for yourselves and head to sleep. … or at least you try to. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish are fast asleep but despite the long walk you had today, the nice meal you had and being really tired you can’t fall asleep. The riddle echoes in your mind. ‘What Bird is Mexico?’. Given how the paper reacted there’s no way you got it right. You try to solve it yourself thinking of every possible bird in existence but while there are birds of Mexico, no bird itself IS Mexico. You just don’t know the answer. You toss and turn in your couch but no matter what you do you find neither sleep nor the answer that night. [[Next Morning->SDMorningNoSleep]]

You write down Emu on the paper. When you finish writing the paper shakes a little in your hand and then crumples itself up and then vanishes. You get the feeling that this wasn’t the correct answer but you try not to let it bother you. Zoppy and Baxterina the Freaking Blue Fish catch up with you and you explain what happened. The both of them just shrug. “Either way we should spend the night here before continuing our journey, its been a really long day” says Zoppy. You go inside and take a look around. You find yourself in a big living room with a bunch of couches and blankets. There’s a fireplace at the other end of the room with some logs sitting next to it. As for the rest of the cabin there’s a lot of other rooms but most of them are locked except for the bathroom. You and Zoppy start the fire in the fireplace while Baxterina the freaking blue fish goes out for a bit. Right as the two of you get the fire going she comes back with a large pile of sandwiches that she’s levitating with her fish powers. She plops them onto one of the many couches saying “Eat up mortals, we will need to keep out strength up.” The three of you begin your feast of many sandwiches while you personally pay extra close attention to make sure you don’t eat any peanut butter sandwiches. As one would expect the variety of sandwiches is amazing. There’s your typical Peanut butter and jelly (which you personally avoid) as well as your ham and cheese, bacon lettuce and turkey, Egg salad, grilled cheese, marshmallow and chocolate, Turkey Tomatoes and Toaster, and even a bread sandwich. Zoppy manages to balance some of the sandwiches on his big red one and warms them up in the fireplace so that you’re able to enjoy some roasted sandwiches. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish get into a brief argument over whether they should be called roasted or toasted. Zoppy says if there’s no toaster then its not toast but Baxterina the freaking blue fish insists that whether that the modern toaster is a construct of mankind and anything that can create toast is by definition a toaster and that all toasters toast toast. Zoppy decides to agree with her after remembering that she is an all-powerful being. After stuffing yourselves full of bread like ducks that just robbed a supermarket the three of you each pick a couch for yourselves and head to sleep. … or at least you try to. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish are fast asleep but despite the long walk you had today, the nice meal you had and being really tired you can’t fall asleep. The riddle echoes in your mind. ‘What Bird is Mexico?’. Given how the paper reacted there’s no way you got it right. You try to solve it yourself thinking of every possible bird in existence but while there are birds of Mexico, no bird itself IS Mexico. You just don’t know the answer. You toss and turn in your couch but no matter what you do you find neither sleep nor the answer that night. [[Next Morning->SDMorningNoSleep]]

You write down Albatross on the paper. When you finish writing the paper shakes a little in your hand and then crumples itself up and then vanishes. You get the feeling that this wasn’t the correct answer but you try not to let it bother you. Zoppy and Baxterina the Freaking Blue Fish catch up with you and you explain what happened. The both of them just shrug. “Either way we should spend the night here before continuing our journey, its been a really long day” says Zoppy. You go inside and take a look around. You find yourself in a big living room with a bunch of couches and blankets. There’s a fireplace at the other end of the room with some logs sitting next to it. As for the rest of the cabin there’s a lot of other rooms but most of them are locked except for the bathroom. You and Zoppy start the fire in the fireplace while Baxterina the freaking blue fish goes out for a bit. Right as the two of you get the fire going she comes back with a large pile of sandwiches that she’s levitating with her fish powers. She plops them onto one of the many couches saying “Eat up mortals, we will need to keep out strength up.” The three of you begin your feast of many sandwiches while you personally pay extra close attention to make sure you don’t eat any peanut butter sandwiches. As one would expect the variety of sandwiches is amazing. There’s your typical Peanut butter and jelly (which you personally avoid) as well as your ham and cheese, bacon lettuce and turkey, Egg salad, grilled cheese, marshmallow and chocolate, Turkey Tomatoes and Toaster, and even a bread sandwich. Zoppy manages to balance some of the sandwiches on his big red one and warms them up in the fireplace so that you’re able to enjoy some roasted sandwiches. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish get into a brief argument over whether they should be called roasted or toasted. Zoppy says if there’s no toaster then its not toast but Baxterina the freaking blue fish insists that whether that the modern toaster is a construct of mankind and anything that can create toast is by definition a toaster and that all toasters toast toast. Zoppy decides to agree with her after remembering that she is an all-powerful being. After stuffing yourselves full of bread like ducks that just robbed a supermarket the three of you each pick a couch for yourselves and head to sleep. … or at least you try to. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish are fast asleep but despite the long walk you had today, the nice meal you had and being really tired you can’t fall asleep. The riddle echoes in your mind. ‘What Bird is Mexico?’. Given how the paper reacted there’s no way you got it right. You try to solve it yourself thinking of every possible bird in existence but while there are birds of Mexico, no bird itself IS Mexico. You just don’t know the answer. You toss and turn in your couch but no matter what you do you find neither sleep nor the answer that night. [[Next Morning->SDMorningNoSleep]]

You write down “I don’t know on the paper”. It fires some confetti at you and makes a little “yay” sound and then nothing else happens. Looks like you got it right. Zoppy and Baxterina the Freaking Blue Fish catch up with you and you explain what happened. The both of them just shrug. “Either way we should spend the night here before continuing our journey, its been a really long day” says Zoppy. You go inside and take a look around. You find yourself in a big living room with a bunch of couches and blankets. There’s a fireplace at the other end of the room with some logs sitting next to it. As for the rest of the cabin there’s a lot of other rooms but most of them are locked except for the bathroom. You and Zoppy start the fire in the fireplace while Baxterina the freaking blue fish goes out for a bit. Right as the two of you get the fire going she comes back with a large pile of sandwiches that she’s levitating with her fish powers. She plops them onto one of the many couches saying “Eat up mortals, we will need to keep out strength up.” The three of you begin your feast of many sandwiches while you personally pay extra close attention to make sure you don’t eat any peanut butter sandwiches. As one would expect the variety of sandwiches is amazing. There’s your typical Peanut butter and jelly (which you personally avoid) as well as your ham and cheese, bacon lettuce and turkey, Egg salad, grilled cheese, marshmallow and chocolate, Turkey Tomatoes and Toaster, and even a bread sandwich. Zoppy manages to balance some of the sandwiches on his big red one and warms them up in the fireplace so that you’re able to enjoy some roasted sandwiches. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish get into a brief argument over whether they should be called roasted or toasted. Zoppy says if there’s no toaster then its not toast but Baxterina the freaking blue fish insists that whether that the modern toaster is a construct of mankind and anything that can create toast is by definition a toaster and that all toasters toast toast. Zoppy decides to agree with her after remembering that she is an all-powerful being. After stuffing yourselves full of bread like ducks that just robbed a supermarket the three of you each pick a couch for yourselves and head to sleep. Sleep finds you almost instantly. I mean it makes sense; you had a really long day with the whole being thrown through multiple portals thing and the long journey you had today. You dream of being back home, cooking and serving pancakes for your friends and family while everyone talks laughs and overall has a great time. You feel a sense of happiness as this goes on, wishing for the dream to never end. But as nothing lasts forever your dream slowly comes to an end as the sun rises and wakes you from your sleep [[Next Mornting->SDNextMorningGoodSleep]]

You crumple up the paper and throw it behind you not even giving it a second thought. Zoppy and Baxterina the Freaking Blue Fish catch up with you and you explain what happened. The both of them just shrug. “Either way we should spend the night here before continuing our journey, its been a really long day” says Zoppy. You go inside and take a look around. You find yourself in a big living room with a bunch of couches and blankets. There’s a fireplace at the other end of the room with some logs sitting next to it. As for the rest of the cabin there’s a lot of other rooms but most of them are locked except for the bathroom. You and Zoppy start the fire in the fireplace while Baxterina the freaking blue fish goes out for a bit. Right as the two of you get the fire going she comes back with a large pile of sandwiches that she’s levitating with her fish powers. She plops them onto one of the many couches saying “Eat up mortals, we will need to keep out strength up.” The three of you begin your feast of many sandwiches while you personally pay extra close attention to make sure you don’t eat any peanut butter sandwiches. As one would expect the variety of sandwiches is amazing. There’s your typical Peanut butter and jelly (which you personally avoid) as well as your ham and cheese, bacon lettuce and turkey, Egg salad, grilled cheese, marshmallow and chocolate, Turkey Tomatoes and Toaster, and even a bread sandwich. Zoppy manages to balance some of the sandwiches on his big red one and warms them up in the fireplace so that you’re able to enjoy some roasted sandwiches. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish get into a brief argument over whether they should be called roasted or toasted. Zoppy says if there’s no toaster then its not toast but Baxterina the freaking blue fish insists that whether that the modern toaster is a construct of mankind and anything that can create toast is by definition a toaster and that all toasters toast toast. Zoppy decides to agree with her after remembering that she is an all-powerful being. After stuffing yourselves full of bread like ducks that just robbed a supermarket the three of you each pick a couch for yourselves and head to sleep. …or at least you try to. You start to feel bad about just straight up ignoring the riddle. I mean its not Mr. Appearances fault that he couldn’t appear when you all appeared there. He must have worked really hard on that riddle and you just ignored it. The guilt continues to build up to the point where you can’t bare it anymore and you get up to try to find the paper you threw. You exit the cabin and look around for the paper but its nowhere to be found. You try calculating how you threw it, and any wind that might have blown it around but no matter what you try or where you look its as if the paper no longer exists anymore. As the sun starts to rise in the distance and the glow of the sandwiches begin to die down, you head back inside to try to catch a few winks before you need to wake up but the guilt of throwing away the riddle combined with just not knowing the answer makes it impossible for your mind to calm down enough for you to get any rest. [[Next Morning->SDMorningNoSleepIgnored]]

Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish wake up in good spirits, well rested and ready to tackle the rest of this journey. They gather some more sandwiches for breakfast and eat up but you find yourself occasionally dosing off while you try to eat. Zoppy notices something’s off and says “Hey you alright mate?” You give a smile and a nod saying “Yeah right as rain.” From that point on you do your best to hide the fact that your mind is swarming with negative thoughts and that you got no sleep last night. Baxterina the freaking blue fish points to a pathway of some sort but you’re too tired to tell what she said about it so you just blindly lead the way forward. As the day goes on the exhaustion gets worse and worse. You’re swaying and wobbling with every step and even the slightest increase in steepness makes it that much harder. It’s taking all of your energy to keep on moving to the point where it’s hard to comprehend your environment. You think you hear Zoppy shout something but you can’t tell what he said. Suddenly you lose your footing as you slip on something. You fall forward and begin to roll down Sandwich Mountain. However you can’t make yourself care as you have already fallen back asleep. Game Over Your final Score is 16 Looks like you chose poorly. The madness of never knowing the true answer had begun to set in. To be honest you were lucky you fell before true insanity had taken over your mind. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish wake up in good spirits, well rested and ready to tackle the rest of this journey. They gather some more sandwiches for breakfast and eat up but you find yourself occasionally dosing off while you try to eat. Zoppy notices something’s off and says “Hey you alright mate?” You give a smile and a nod saying “Yeah right as rain.” From that point on you do your best to hide the fact that your mind is swarming with negative thoughts and that you got no sleep last night. Baxterina the freaking blue fish points to a pathway of some sort but you’re too tired to tell what she said about it so you just blindly lead the way forward. As the day goes on the exhaustion gets worse and worse. You’re swaying and wobbling with every step and even the slightest increase in steepness makes it that much harder. It’s taking all of your energy to keep on moving to the point where it’s hard to comprehend your environment. You think you hear Zoppy shout something but you can’t tell what he said. Suddenly you lose your footing as you slip on something. You fall forward and begin to roll down Sandwich Mountain. However you can’t make yourself care as you have already fallen back asleep. Game Over Your final Score is 16 Maybe next time you won’t go throwing away riddles left behind as tests of worthiness. You secretly knew that if you would do something like that then you weren’t worthy. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

The three of you wake up the next morning in good spirits, the goodnight sleep leaving you with more energy then you had before. Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish gather up some sandwiches for breakfast while you clean up the area where you slept. After a few good sandwiches for breakfast you’re all ready to go. As you head outside you notice that the sandwiches are no longer glowing, they must only glow at night. As you’re looking around Baxterina the freaking blue fish points out a sign that reads “Altar of Hadoo Summoning this way.” “We must make haste!” Baxterina the freaking blue fish bellows, “Zoppy! Storple! Let us make our way to the top!” So you take charge once again and follow the sign, Zoppy and Baxterina the freaking blue fish following behind you. As you continue walking it starts to become more evident that you’re on a mountain. The temperature drops a little bit and the air becomes a bit thinner but nothing too extreme. The pathway also thins out and leads you closer to the cliff side. As you walk around the mountain you look down for a bit and notice how far up you’ve gone. From this high up its hard to tell where you started from, plus the flashing trees that surround Sandwich Mountain make it hard for your eyes to focus on anything else. Suddenly Zoppy shouts “Storple look out!” You look in front of you and notice a tennis ball sandwich that you were about to step on. You recoil your foot back in a miniature panic and grab hold of the cliff side next to you. After regaining your composure you pick up the tennis ball sandwich and throw it off the mountain. “Thanks Zoppy” you say turning back for a second. He responds with a thumbs up and you continue walking up the mountain. After a couple more hours of trekking you make it to some stone stairs. At the top of the stone stairs are two large bird statues. You turn to Baxterina the freaking blue fish “Is that the Altar of Hadoo summoning?” you ask. Baxterina nods, “Remember that this is sacred ground so do your best not to do anything disrespectful.” “O-ok I’ll careful” you respond nervously as you walk on up the stairs. [[Enter the Altar of Hadoo summoning->SDEnterAlter]]

As you reach the top step and enter the area of where Hadoos are summoned you do your best to look around and notice what you can. In the center of the altar is a large stone circular platform with carvings of Hadoos all around it and a single large Hadoo in the center. Surrounding the platform are multiple stone pillars, [[each stone pillar containing a different carving->SDPillarsD]]. Right outside the right of pillars beyond the platform stands a single stone pedestal supporting a stone canvas where carved into it is the image of a single cat breaking a carrot, a sword, and a pen. The pedestal itself has a single question carved into it. “What is the first music?” As you approach the pedestal a dark blue wispy wearing gold chains spirit floats out of the stone canvas and hovers above it, giving you an icy stare with its white void like eyes. Zoppy stands there shivering in terror as he sees the ghostly figure but, Baxterina the freaking blue fish seems perfectly calm, her eyes widen slightly as she sees him. “I remember now!” she says, “Its been so long that I had forgotten but we’re in the right place. This is where the great Zombie Hadoo was summoned oh so long ago, and that up there is the spirit of rap.” Baxterina says pointing at the spirit, “Back then a young man of great musical talent worked together to chant the incantation to summon the Hadoo. His name was lost to time but its known that he was very proud and designed the rap around himself to make sure no one else could summon it for evil purposes. The pillars around here are designed so that anyone who knew him would be able to tell what they meant but to others they would be lost… I myself barely remember him and being a Goddess am not allowed to interfere with the fates of mortals… that much so you’re going to have to summon it Storple.” You nod slowly, “Keep in mind that once the song stops there will be no way to stop it so be very careful. But if thou art ready we can recreate the first music” [[Recreate the first music->SDMakeFirstMusicV1]]

There are 8 pillars in total all large and of a white marble variety. For the sake of convenience we’ll be going clockwise while looking at them. Which one are you looking more closely at? [[1st Pillar->SDPillar1]] [[2nd Pillar->SDPillar2]] [[3rd Pillar->SDPillar3]] [[4th Pillar->SDPillar4]] [[5th Pillar->SDPillar5]] [[6th Pillar->SDPillar6]] [[7th Pillar->SDPillar7]] [[8th Pillar->SDPillar8]] [[back->SDEnterAlter]]

You walk over to the center of the platform and look up at the spirit of rap and say. “I’m ready.” The Spirit of rap flies towards you and enters your body. You look down at yourself as a purple glow starts to emanate from your body. The altar itself also begins to glow a bright blue color and the outer Hadoos surrounding the large one begin to circle it. You hear a deep voice in your head that says, “Begin the incantation.” You open your mouth to say the ancient verses. [[They call me Long Pinopolis and stabbing can’t be beat->SDWrongV2]] [[Little Ping says utensils are neat->SDWrongV2]] [[Lekouski P.I. will throw forks at your feet->SDWrongV2]] [[My name is L. Piddy and I’m here to eat->SDRightV2]]

A silhouette of a man holding a fork and a knife is carved into the pillar, above him is a name faded out due to time. “L. Pi” is all you can make out. [[back->SDPillarsD]]

There appears to be a warning sign carved into this pillar. The word “Funk” is being placed on top of an old rotting radish… or maybe it’s a turnip or a beet or an onion? The carving is lacks color so it’s hard to tell. Either way there’s an X carved on top of the image. [[back->SDPillarsD]]

The carving depicts a man standing atop a first place pedestal with the 2nd and 3rd place pedestals containing lesser beings. The man standing atop the pedestal has a fork in one hand and a microphone in the other. Also the pedestals are in the middle of a road for some reason. [[back->SDPillarsD]]

The carving in the pillar depicts a man standing outside a window, looking inside he see’s a very tasty looking cake He looks very eager to eat this delicious confectionary mound. [[back->SDPillarsD]]

The carving in the pillar shows an X-ray of a man’s head holding a thumbs up. Inside his mouth you can see a bunch of food including some mashed potatoes, a burger, some fries and a lollipop [[back->SDPillarsD]]

The carving in this pillar is of a big hill with two figures are rolling down it. One of them is is a jaw chewing something, the other figure is a human doing sit-ups. [[back->SDPillarsD]]

A large teapot is carved into this pillar with two arrows pointing at it. One is pointing at the teapot’s handle and the other arrow is pointing at… where the liquid is poured out of the teapot. The name of that part of the teapot is escaping you but you have a feeling you know the name of it. [[back->SDPillarsD]]

In the pillar we are shown a human who is very distressed. He seems to be unsure of a lot of things; doubt covers his face like frosting on a cake. Next to him we are shown his thoughts in the form of a thought cloud. Inside the cloud we are shown a man who has wrapped a present. The quality of the wrapping is unmeasured, no one has every wrapped something this well in the history of the world. Also above this human there’s a circle with a backslash in with an arrow pointing from the circle to the human. You get the feeling that whatever this human is doing they’re wrong. [[back->SDPillarsD]]

[[Don’t lay the funk down on a nasty beat->SDWrongV3]] [[Funk says old turnips make lousy seats->SDWrongV3]] [[Smash dis radish with funk or its incomplete->SDWrongV3]] [[Onions are donions cause this funk’s elite->SDWrongV3]]

[[Don’t lay the funk down on a nasty beat->SDRightV3]] [[Funk says old turnips make lousy seats->SDWrongV3]] [[Smash dis radish with funk or its incomplete->SDWrongV3]] [[Onions are donions cause this funk’s elite->SDWrongV3]]

[[I’m the best in the world no one else can compete->SDWrongV4]] [[I’m gona eat this road while dropping some beats->SDWrongV4]] [[I’m the best rapper slash eater on the street->SDRightV4]] [[My music’s the best when I’m eating concrete->SDWrongV4]]

[[I’m the best in the world no one else can compete->SDWrongV4]] [[I’m gona eat this road while dropping some beats->SDWrongV4]] [[I’m the best rapper slash eater on the street->SDWrongV4]] [[My music’s the best when I’m eating concrete->SDWrongV4]]

[[And I’m secretly allergic to Parakeets->SDWrongV5]] [[And Windows and cakes is what I must defeat->SDWrongV5]] [[And I’m looking forward to a tasty treat->SDWrongV5]] [[And I can locate all foods within a heartbeat->SDWrongV5]]

[[And I’m secretly allergic to Parakeets->SDWrongV5]] [[And Windows and cakes is what I must defeat->SDWrongV5]] [[And I’m looking forward to a tasty treat->SDRightV5]] [[And I can locate all foods within a heartbeat->SDWrongV5]]

[[Food tastes so good when its in my mouth->SDWrongV6]] [[When I get food things never go south->SDWrongV6]] [[Eating’s as easy as playing the Crwth->SDWrongV6]] [[My taste buds crave the end of this flavorful drowth->SDWrongV6]] [[Despite what Internet sources may tell you Mammoth, couth, and Sabaoth, don’t rhyme or end with outh->SDWrongV6]]

[[Food tastes so good when its in my mouth->SDRightV6]] [[When I get food things never go south->SDWrongV6]] [[Eating’s as easy as playing the Crwth->SDWrongV6]] [[My taste buds crave the end of this flavorful drowth->SDWrongV6]] [[Despite what Internet sources may tell you Mammoth, couth, and Sabaoth, don’t rhyme or end with outh->SDWrongV6]]

[[Eating and exercising while flopping like a trout->SDWrongV7]] [[Munching and Crunching and Tumbling about->SDRightV7]] [[Rolling down hills will make my teeth shout->SDWrongV7]] [[Sit ups are the best way to flee the jaws of sauerkraut->SDWrongV7]]

[[Eating and exercising while flopping like a trout->SDWrongV7]] [[Munching and Crunching and Tumbling about->SDWrongV7]] [[Rolling down hills will make my teeth shout->SDWrongV7]] [[Sit ups are the best way to flee the jaws of sauerkraut->SDWrongV7]]

[[Here is my handle here is my spout->SDWrongV8]] [[Grab the kettle by the handle and then throw it out->SDWrongV8]] [[If you can’t handle the tea then you better not pout->SDWrongV8]] [[The anatomy of teapots is easy to point out->SDWrongV8]]

[[Here is my handle here is my spout->SDRightV8]] [[Grab the kettle by the handle and then throw it out->SDWrongV8]] [[If you can’t handle the tea then you better not pout->SDWrongV8]] [[The anatomy of teapots is easy to point out->SDWrongV8]]

[[Never trust the thoughts of an eagle scout->SDSummonWrong]] [[I give better gifts then even Santa Clout->SDSummonWrong]] [[The contents of this box will make you turnabout->SDSummonWrong]] [[My rapping ability you better not doubt->SDSummonRight]]

[[Never trust the thoughts of an eagle scout->SDSummonWrong]] [[I give better gifts then even Santa Clout->SDSummonWrong]] [[The contents of this box will make you turnabout->SDSummonWrong]] [[My rapping ability you better not doubt->SDSummonWrong]]

As the incantation is completed the spirit of rap exits your body and pushes you off of the platform. You fall to the ground and watch as the spirit turns into a portal. A bright light begins to emanate from the portal. Its brightness so great that you need to shield your eyes as it. After a few seconds the light begins to die down. You open your eyes again and find the portal is gone and in its place is… Some kind of weird chicken. I mean it might be a chicken. It looks like a large chicken with a nose on its head. Also it has a giraffe like neck and has a bunch of orange spots on it. Plus it has 12 legs and has a really long beak. Oh and did I mention that its like 7 feet tall. “Er…. I don’t think it worked.” you say while looking over this strange creature. “I don’t know what you’re talking about” says Zoppy, “This looks like a perfectly fine bird to me! Come on down ya big ol lovely thing you!” Zoppy tries to wave to the bird to get its attention. The weird bird brings down its neck so that it can see you guys and you can look directly into its eyes. Its now that you realize that its eyes look like the number 5. “Huh that’s weird…” says Zoppy, “Any ideas whats up with this thing Baxterina the freaking Blue fish?” You both turn around and see that Baxterina the freaking blue fish has already flown far away. As you turn back to the giant chicken thing you can see that its eyes have turned into 4s instead…. And then they change into a 3…. 2…. 1…. 0…. The explosion that emanates from this bird is so massive that is causes an avalanche of sandwiches to burry half of the Forst of Usele. Needless to say you and Zoppy don’t survive the explosion Game Over Your Final Score is 19 I guess you didn’t perform the first music correctly. Hope you were paying attention to the pillars because those are probably pretty important for figuring out the lyrics. And yes you need to do EVERY LINE correctly. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

As the incantation is completed the spirit of rap exits your body and pushes you off of the platform. You fall to the ground and watch as the spirit turns into a portal. A bright light begins to emanate from the portal. Its brightness so great that you need to shield your eyes as it. After a few seconds the light begins to die down. You open your eyes again and find the portal is gone and in its place is a large majestic bird. Its wings and entire body seem to be made of an orange fire but the flames project no heat. The Hadoo itself looks like a 10-foot tall orange pigeon except its on fire. The phoenix lowers itself as low as it can to the ground. “I believe the great Hadoo wants you to ride it,” Says Baxterina the freaking blue fish, “This is where we part ways as we all know fish cannot ride Hadoos. You and Zoppy Jump on its neck as it spreads its mighty wings and takes off to the sky as a mighty “coo roo-c'too-coo” is bellowed from the phoenix. Within minutes the Hadoo has taken you two back to the castle and stands on top of it. The phoenix then spreads its wings releasing another “coo roo-c'too-coo” from its beak and a large orange barrier is formed around the castle. The Phoenix does not move from its spot. You and Zoppy carefully climb down and look up at the phoenix… Nothing happens… But beyond the hadoo, and beyond the barrier something catches your eye. Its something burning and moving quickly towards you, growing in size with each passing second. Zoppy being the great meteorologist that he is shouts out “It’s a meteor! We’re going to die!” begins to run around the castle and panic. However the panic quickly ends when seconds later the meteor hits the barrier and explodes into dust on impact. The barrier ripples but stays in tact for a second the area is completely silent but then a large cheer erupts throughout the castle. The phoenix lowers its wings and closes the barrier before taking off again. As it does you turn around to see King Bargish running up to you. “You did it Storple! You saved us all! The kingdom is now safe because of you!” Zoppy suddenly jumps in-between the two of you saying “Hey I helped too you know” “Oh hey Zoppy I thought you were dead” King Bargish calmly remarks… “Anyway come back down from the roof in about like… 20 minutes, we’re going to set up like a victory ceremony for you or something… just stay here.” King Bargish then runs back inside the castle leaving you and Zoppy to just sit around on top. [[Sit around for 20 Minutes->SDWaitOnRoof]]

You two get bored on top of the castle after about 2 minutes so Zoppy pulls out a deck of cards and you two start playing Go Fish… unless if someone has the rights to Go Fish then they’re playing a different card game. After what feels like 19 minutes and 30 seconds a red carpet rolls out the front doors of the castle turns round and forms itself into stairs up to the roof of the castle. You and Zoppy walk down it and back into the castle to find the main hall once again crowded with people and hadoos alike. On both sides of the carpet. At the end of the main hall stands King Bargish. The two of you walk over to him and Zoppy takes a knee, after seeing that you get the feeling you should do the same and do so. “Arise young heroes” King Bargish says, “In honor of the actions of the two of you I have gifts for the both of you.” He first turns to Zoppy, “Zoppy my brave and loyal knight. I shall have you promoted to… Bigger Knight” as he bonks Zoppy on the head with a scepter with a Hadoo on it Zoppy suddenly grows 4 feet taller. “Thank you my liege”, says a much taller Zoppy. King Bargish then turns to you and says “As for you young Storple, I will give you our most prized possession… The 5th Object!” He turns around and hands you a 5 inch tall number 5 in made from solid emerald, “This is the 5th object that was ever made in the world. Take good care of it.” “K Thanks” you say as you bow and turn to leave to the sound of thunderous applause. As you exit the castle and start to walk back the path you came from, wondering what to do next a [[reporter->SDReporterDHadoo]] suddenly stops you. Hi! Reallette with Real time reporting and interviews! After Summoning the Great Zombie Hadoo and Saving that Kingdom over there you have the honor of having an interview with the big man himself! What do you say to that?” Reallette holds a mic up to your face for a second and then before you say anything she pulls it back. “Welp no time for that” she says as a portal randomly opens about 50 feet above you. “Goodbye!” she says as she holds out her other hand and a green energy surrounds your body before throwing you upward at speeds of the extreme variety. <<set $ShouldNotExist to "true">> [[Through The Portal->VictoryPortal]]

I mean it might be a reporter. Her head is big and round and looks like its made of felt like a mascot of some sort. She’s wearing a business suite and tie and she’s holding a microphone but her hands also look like they’re made of felt as well as her legs and feet. Honestly this looks more like a mascot costume shaped like a reporter then anything else. To the best of your knowledge there aren’t any sports teams that have reporters as their mascot. [[back->SDWaitOnRoof]]

Not having much of a choice you put your hands behind your back. You can feel them getting tied up and a bag is thrown over your head. You’re then lifted up and carried off somewhere. After a decent period of time you’re thrown back onto a hard floor and the bag is removed from your head. You take a quick second to look around you and see yourself in an old thrown room. Old tapestries of a goat symbol hang on the wall, covered with the ware and tare of age. The red carpet leading to the thrown that you’re kneeling on is barely in one piece. Cracks and holes fill the walls and floors of the area, giving the already cold room an additional draft. You turn to your left and see [[the guy that brought you in->SDHBStony]] bowing towards the chair. You turn towards a large thrown with a figure sitting in darkness. He lights a match and lights two candles attached to his chair so that you can get a better look at his face as you notice that its [[some kind of goat person->SDHBGoatManD]]. “Father,” says the guy from before, “I found this weird guy sneaking around your Kingdom. I suspect that he might be a spy from the other side. Why else would anyone else be wondering around in your sacred kingdom? I think we should execu-” “SILENCE!” The goat man lets out a horrible Maaah. “Frank I will handle this myself! Make sure that none of the accursed ones roam in out lands. You hear ""Frank"" say under his breath, “My name is Stony” before walking off. The Goat man gets up from his thrown and slowly walks over to you, and grabs you by the scruff of your hair. He menacingly glares through you down to your very core and says, “So is it true little boy blue. Are you a spy for the birds?” [[Yes->SDHBYesSpy]] [[No->SDHBNoSpy]] [[What?!->SDHBWhatSpy]]

Die [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

A boy who appears to be in his mid to late teens with a brown pompadour and sunglasses. From the looks of it he’s wearing a purple turtleneck with suspenders over it. Despite how stupid it sounds when describing it he’s pulling it off like no one’s business. He’s also got a button on the left suspender strap that says “My name is Stony”. [[back->SDHBListen]]

I mean some kind of goat person really is the best description for this guy. He’s got white fur but also has black curly short hair atop his head with horns. He’s got those weird square goat eyes, He’s wearing a dark green cloak with a hood that from a distance was almost obscuring his face. He also has a goatee as all goats do, as well as a surfer dude shirt with a sun on it. Not as many goats have that. [[back->SDHBListen]]

You quickly shake your head saying “No I swear I don’t work for any bird…. Wait what?” you suddenly realized the words that came out of your mouth. “Don’t play dumb with me!” the Goatman yelled, “You think you can trick me! The Hooded King Brah!” You just stare blankly, feeling a combination of fear and overwhelming confusion. “Oh… It appears you really don’t know what’s going on… Oops?” The Hooded King Brah scratches the back of his head for a second looking a little embarrassed before regaining his composure and begins pacing around the room ranting. “Anyway peasant! I am the Hooded King Brah! Ruler of this great and mighty Kingdom, which you have so foolishly trespassed in! For years I have fought against the oppression of the birds! Hunting down every last bird in sight and swiftly ending their lives. But far beyond here… and by far I mean about a two-hour walk away from here, there exists a kingdom where birds are praised and loved and all the wonderful things that they don’t deserve. That Kingdom’s mere existence has been a thorn in my side forever! I’d go to war with them if we didn’t sign a treaty…. But I plan to break that treaty with a sneak attack! I’ve got a weapon in development that they’ll never see coming that will bring their pathetic Kingdom to the ground in a matter of seconds!” The Hooded King Brah then gets a gleam in his eye and turns to you. “And I think I’ll have you pick it up.” [[Me?->SDHBMeQuestionMark]]

You tilt your head in confusion, “I’m sorry what?” “Don’t play dumb with me!” the Goatman yelled, “You think you can trick me! The Hooded King Brah!” You just stare blankly, feeling a combination of fear and overwhelming confusion. “Oh… It appears you really don’t know what’s going on… Oops?” The Hooded King Brah scratches the back of his head for a second looking a little embarrassed before regaining his composure and begins pacing around the room ranting. “Anyway peasant! I am the Hooded King Brah! Ruler of this great and mighty Kingdom, which you have so foolishly trespassed in! For years I have fought against the oppression of the birds! Hunting down every last bird in sight and swiftly ending their lives. But far beyond here… and by far I mean about a two-hour walk away from here, there exists a kingdom where birds are praised and loved and all the wonderful things that they don’t deserve. That Kingdom’s mere existence has been a thorn in my side forever! I’d go to war with them if we didn’t sign a treaty…. But I plan to break that treaty with a sneak attack! I’ve got a weapon in development that they’ll never see coming that will bring their pathetic Kingdom to the ground in a matter of seconds!” The Hooded King Brah then gets a gleam in his eye and turns to you. “And I think I’ll have you pick it up.” [[Me?->SDHBMeQuestionMark]]

You look up at him and Say, “Yes, Yes I’m working for the birds.” The goat man’s face darkens. “I knew it,” he said, “Frank! Now” A single bang is all you hear before your life is brought to an end. Game Over Your Final Score is 12 I mean you’re not working for the birds so I don’t know why you lied. Especially to a crazy bird hating goat like this. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

“Wait me?” you respond with a bit of surprise “Yes you!” The Hooded King Brah points at you, “I mean usually the punishment for trespassing on royal grounds is death but with you being ignorant and all that I think I could let it slide this once, if you perform this task for me. All you need to do is head down to the lab where its being built and bring it back. It should be finished by now, and I’ll send Dagh Eye to go with you so you don’t get lost. Now any questions?” [[What is this weapon?->SDHBWhatWeapon]] [[Where is the weapon exactly?->SDHBWhereWeapon]] [[Dagh Eye?->SDHBWhoDaghEye]] [[Why do you hate birds so much?->SDHBWhyHateBirds]] [[I think I understand->SDHBUnderstand]]

“So what is this weapon that I’m picking up anyway?” you ask. The Hooded King Brah glares at you, “Oh trying to find out before you get there eh? Maybe you are a spy after all! You’ll find out when you get there! Not before! Not after! Only when you get there… Ok I guess you would already know after you got there if you learned it when you got ther…. NEVERMIND GO ONTO THE NEXT QUESTION!” You think it best to drop this question. [[back->SDHBMeQuestionMark]]

“So where’s the weapon again?” you ask “The weapon is in my secret underground lab” says The Hooded King Brah. “The lab is hidden inside the old Gremble house. And If you don’t know what a Gremble house is then you are an uncultured human. Luckily Dagh Eye will come with you so that you don’t get lost.” [[back->SDHBMeQuestionMark]]

“Who is Dagh Eye?” you ask. “Ah Yes Dagh Eye! One of my most amazing and memorable subjects” The Hooded King starts, “Dagh Eye was a former pirate who was known for having the most memorable and amazing stories about him. No one could forget about him or even match his amazingness. Oh I can’t do him justice you’ll see him when he gets here.” [[back->SDHBMeQuestionMark]]

“So…” you nervously start… “Why do you hate birds so much?” “WHY DO I HATE BIRDS SO MUCH!” The Hooded King Brah bellows out as he jumps on a table that Stony brings in with flawless timing. Considering how prepared he is you guess that this happens a lot. He also hands King Brah really old looking scroll, “MY HATRED OF BIRDS IS SO STRONG AND HAS BEEN LASTING FOR SO LONG THAT THE PARTCHMENT TELLING OF MY MANY REASONS HAS BEGUN TO FADE BUT I SHALL STILL GO OVER WHY BIRDS ARE MY LEAST FAVORITE VEGITABLE!” He opens the scroll and as it rolls down the table and to the floor you notice the large amount of tears and holes in it. This thing must be used a lot. The Hooded King Brah then begins his rant “Reason Number One! They are so uppity and always mocking gravity Reason Number Two! becouse Reason Three! They directed the horror Movie Alfred’s which is an overrated movie where a large herd of Alfred’s attack a town near the sea. Reason Five! If you go back in time and stop yourself from going back in time the version of yourself that went back in time will cease to exsist, but the version of yourself that didn't got back in time yet will be fine Reason Eight! I'm allergic tooooo feathers Reason Nine! I hate birds so much that my password is EYEhateBOIRDS! Reason 11! Birds don't wear pants while i am forced to do so every day! Reason Number 12! I once had a plant... and the plant made a strawberyry and a bird ate my strawberry! Reason 14! ??? Reason 15! Why can't I hold all these BOIUOIOIUIOUIOIIUOIIUOIUOIIRDS! Reason 16! Blue Birds can fly over the rainbow.... BUT WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS FUZZY AND MECHANICAL CAN"T I!!! Reason 17! They always cheat at gambling Reason 18! My least favorite actor Aborham Linconl was a bird. Reason 19! Profit Reason 21! Miners would bring canaries with them into mines.... and I also hate minors! Reason 22! Birds ate the Bread Crumbs in Hansel and Grettle! Those little crap for breains making it so they would have to almost get eaten by a witch Reason 23! Bird-Brains is the worstgern insult ever Reason 29! Birds live in trees, hippies are always saying that we need to save trees, therefor if there were no birds there'd be no hippies. Reason 30! They Can Conspire against people Reason 33! They poop on car windows Reason 31! They poop on people Reason Number 32! People can't poop on them Reason 34! NO! Reason 35! If you torment a bird, it not only will recognize and attack... But it will be able to describe you to its friends and children, so they can attack. Raisin Number 36! Owls are the most sarcastic fart for nostrils ever! All they ever say is "Who" no matter what! Reason 40! Birds can be used as an illeagle drig Rearson 41! SO MANY CRAPPPY PANGUIN MOVIES!!! Rembleson Number 42. Hey Einstein I'm on your side! Reason Number 43. Birds invented Mondays Reason 44. Birds Hypnotized you to read this list only to make you think that they didn't hypnotize you Reekson 45! they poop everywhere wherever they want ALL THE TIME!!! Steven Number 46! they taunt me with their avian abilities! Reason 47! They make me think that avian is a real word! Reason 48! Turns out avian is a real word so they taunt me once again Reason 49! Birds Can't Rap! Which is the like only real music! everyone knows that Batoven was a rapper! Reasoik! Number! 50! They caused me enough rage to make a list about 50 reasons to hate birds!!!! Reason 51! My local Exterminators are brave enough to take down ghosts but too scared to go for birds! Reason Noingeth 56! I heard you hated birds so i put birds in your badminton game so you can hit birds while you hit birds Reason 57! I have lost many friends to the drug known as birds.... Reason 58! I have lost many friends to the war against the birds birds Reason 60! Ice-cream is a much tastier and healthier vegetable 61. Doves are a symbol of peace BUT I AM A MAN OF WAR!!! Reaosn 63! Birds are hard to punch Reason 64! Birds were the carrier of the Bubonic Plague, which killed almost all of Russia Reason Number 66. … Reason 67. Back in the days of Egypt Birds were treated like gods.... and i hate Birds and Egyptians! Those Preppy Egyptian Birds Reason Number 69! NO! Reason 70! There are over nine Birds on the planet! Realson Numbnumb 73! Turkeys get their own friggen holiday! Thanksgiving! i want a holiday! Reason Number 75. My parents never wanted a son.... instead they wanted a bird.... THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME FLY!!! AND REASON NUMBER 76! The Desert Parrot’s voice burns my nose! SO As you can see! My hatred towards birds is not only extremely justified but 100% sane! Birds are a menace to society and need to be destroyed, and this is only a fraction of the reasons why I think birds should be deported to Venus! So If you don’t help me Destroy the Birds! THEN MAYBE YOU’D LIKE TO GO TO VENUS INSTEAD!” The Hooded King Brah is glairing in your direction; his eyes are bottomless pits of rage. He’s breathing heavily and there’s a chance he popped a blood vestal. You feel much regret in asking this question, as this goat man is louder then the both the average man and average goat. As you try to process what you just witnessed in the corner of your eye you think you see Stony take off a pair of noise canceling headphones. You wish you had a pair. [[back->SDHBMeQuestionMark]]

You nod slowly, saying “I think I understand everything” “Perfect!” The Hooded King Brah loudly proclaims, “Dahg Eye! You’re needed Now!” Out of the Shadows [[Dagh Eye->SDHBDaghEyeD]] emerges. He bows slowly with one hand at his chest and the other behind his back. “What be ye wishing for me King” he says in a strong pirate accent. “You will accompany our ‘Guest’ on his mission to pick up the weapon. Make sure he doesn’t get lost and or escape or explode. Also you are not allowed to explode. Got it?” “Tis Be clear as the crystals of me own treasure chests.” Dahg Eye says with a nod. “Excellent” The Hooded King Brah Exclaims, “Now move forth and make haste! This job ain’t gona do itself!” [[Move On Out->SDHBMoveOnOut]]

Just from a first glance you can realize that this will be an unforgettable character. He has a very cool pirate aesthetic going on with an eye patch over his right eye that’s made out of black leather with a single large dark red painite gemstone covering the majority of it. His actual eye’s iris is just as red and has a glare so intense that it seems to stare straight through you. His dark skin is covered with scars from head to toe and looks like it’s the perfect shade for spending days pirating in the sun. His hair is silver like a cloud covering the sun, and he seems to be the only man alive to pull off the reverse Mohawk with a dreadlocked beard to compliment it. On his chest he wears a white shirt covered by a vest made entirely out of evergreen needles. His black pants has 7 holsters on each pant leg each holding a pistol slightly larger then the last. And his shoes crocs made out of real crocodile heads. There is no possible way for you to forget about this guy. [[back->SDHBUnderstand]]

As the two of you leave the castle you realize that bagels are your friends. After you realize that thought is stupid you then realize that the castle you were was fairly close to where you were kidnapped. Dagh Eye leads you to down a pathway that your eyes missed before. At first it seems like the pathway leads down to a dead end blocked by a large whale shaped boulder. Dagh Eye picks up the boulder with relative ease and moves it to the side revealing a hidden passageway while saying, “The lab be this way young laddy.” You duck into the short passageway and notice that it looks surprisingly high tech in comparison to everything else. The walls are covered with lights and wires that keep the passage dimly lit. You try to take a closer look at some of them when you feel Dagh Eye Shoving you forward. “Come on there aint no time for descriptions just keep moving forward.” Dagh Eye pushes you down the tunnel for a while until it opens up and you see the [[Lab->SDHBLabD]] with all the lights and wires connected too it. “Ye’ve made it laddy” says Dagh Eye, “Now head on in” as he pushes you over too the door. As you look at the door you notice that there’s no nob. It appears to be two metal sliding door with grooves where they intersect. Theres a small bell to the left of the door, and a button to the right of the door. What do you do? [[Ring Bell->SDHBLazyWritingLabBreaks]] [[Push Button->SDHBLazyWritingLabBreaks]] [[Knock->SDHBLazyWritingLabBreaks]]

It’s a large and very stable looking White building with various windows and smoke stacks coming out of it. It looks very high tech with how shiny it is and the multiple cameras on the side of everything. With the building being underground you think that the smoke stacks would just fill up the room and make it impossible to breath but the smoke is politely waiting in line on the roof for the next train to come by and pick them up… on yeah you see a train system on the ceiling for the smoke to go into and leave through. That’s not important though [[back->SDHBMoveOnOut]]

As you go to raise your hand you suddenly hear a large explosion from inside the lab you try to take a step back to see what’s going on but you suddenly feel the ground beneath your feet fall out from beneath you. As you fall spinning out of control you can see the lab and Dagh Eye falling with you along with a lot of debris and Debras. Before you can fully grasp what’s going on you black out. [[Wake up->SDHBWakeUp]]

You awaken to the fresh sent of dirt. The debris and Debras from the lab are all lying around. Among the Debras you can see an unconscious [[human female that you have the feeling isn’t named Debra->SDHBDominumaD]]. From her lab coat and professional clothing you assume that she was someone who worked at the lab but unfortunately she doesn’t have a nametag. You try nudging her a bit and she starts to come to. “You ok?” you say as she wakes up. “Who are you?” She sits up rubs her head and says “Yeah I think so… I’m… Dominuma Pupa… where are we…. When are we? Why are we?” You just shrug saying “Your lab kind of… exploded and fell concaved beneath us… we shouldn’t have survived that to be honest but-“ “Lab? Whats a lab?” You give her a puzzling look, “Like a laboratory, aren’t you a scientist?” “I don’t know…” Dominuma pauses for a second to think, “I guess I don’t have a memory that stinks” “Oh… Sorry” you say awkwardly, “Uh… want to try to get out of here” “Sure why not” she says, as the two of you get up to search for an exit. [[Search for an Exit->SDHBSearchExit]]

The two of you wander around for a long time, eventfully finding your way to a cave wall. You follow where the wall leads and after a minute you see a figure on the ground. You run up too it to see that its Dahg Eye. You try to wake him shaking him a bit and hear a moan in response. “Oi there… ya land lubber” he coughs couple of times. “Looks like ye managed that fall better then I did… I don’t think I’m going to make it but… I need to ask ye a favor… All I’ve ever wanted was to be remembered by someone. I’ve always feared leaving this world without ever making an impact so… I want ye to promise me that you’ll carry me memory on with you. That is all…I’ve… ever….” He falls silent as he moves on from this world. You’ve been presented with a choice. Do you dare take on the burden that is Dahg Eye’s memory? Can you handle that kind of pressure? [[Take his memory with you->SDHBRememberThatGuy]] [[Forget about Dahg Eye->SDHBForgetaboutThatGuy]]

You decide it best to keep Dahg Eye’s legacy burning in your heart and in your memory. You continue walking with Dominuma and do your best to push forward. Before the burden of holding on to the memory of a complete stranger begins to get to you. With every step it becomes more and more apparent that you never really knew who Dahg Eye was. Sure He looked rather unique compared to everyone else you knew and he talked like a pirate but did that really make him a memorable person. You never knew what he did or what he liked to do or what his favorite color was or what food he liked or what he did on his days off or anything! You just made an empty promise to a dying soul that needed some recognition more then anything else. Your pace starts to slow down as you realize that what you will remember won’t be about Dahg Eye but about the promise you have no way of keeping that the lie that you would keep his memory with you. Already you find it hard to think of anything about him. This that thought grows more and more until it consumes all other thoughts in your head. You can’t forget about him! You just can’t! In panic you turn around to try to find Dahg Eye’s body to search him, maybe find out more about him! A photo! A note! A phone! Anything… but no matter how many times you trace your steps you can’t find where you last found him. You turn around to ask Dominuma if she can help you look but she’s not there either. She must not have been able to keep up when you suddenly ran back like that. You run in circles again and again trying to find where you first landed, trying to find a clue to where you ended up trying to find either of the people you knew was down here whether they be living or dead but you are unsuccessful… just like you were unsuccessful at keeping the memory of Dagh Eye alive. NO! You haven’t failed yet! You just need to keep searching. You run and you run further and further and faster and faster, completely losing the wall you originally found until you take a step and miss. The there is no longer any ground beneath your feet. You fall down until you can fall no more and then you feel no more. Game Over Your Final Score is 16 Looks like you weren’t ready for this. Anyway what do you think of that part, I’ve been working on trying to write some darker things and I think I did rather well. I based it on a combination of experiences from myself and ones I’ve read about and wait I’m supposed to be telling you what you did wrong on this game over screen… Uh… which one is it again? I forgot. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You take a second to completely ignore everything that just happened and continue walking with Dominuma. After a while you think you start to see an opening in the wall. The two of you make your way there only to find it to be blocked by [[some weirdly dressed fellow->SDHBJaclosD]]. You approach him asking “Uh Hi this appears to be the only way out and I was wond-“ He interrupts you and gets uncomfortably close to you, “FOOL! I AM JACLOSE!” he yells, “The greatest character to play as in the universe! Your game sucks because you can’t even play as Jaclose! Which is me!” The words he says makes no sense to you, you doubt he can be easily reasoned with. What do you do? [[Move closer->SDHBCloser1]] [[Move Away->SDHBFarther1]] [[Fight Jaclose->SDHBFightJaclose]]

A tannish man with a large nose and a white goatee. Atop his head is a jewel incrusted pink bowing ball. One that has part of it forming a concave hole so that it perfectly covers the top of his head like the worlds heaviest hat. On top of that he’s also wearing a black evening gown with red football shoulder pads sewn on them, along with a purple cape that doesn’t match in the slightest. He’s holding a copper staff with a gopher shaped handle. Despite whatever he may say you get the feeling that he is very unplayable. [[back->SDHBForgetaboutThatGuy]]

You move even closer to Jaclose getting right up in his face. Jaclose laughs. “You dare challenge me! Jaclose master of closeness into a battle of close! You pathetic road mouse! Prepare to lose!” Jaclose taunts as he gets right in your face as well. [[Move Closer->SDHBCloser2]] [[Move Away->SDHBSurrenderCloseness]]

Realizing that getting in close probably isn’t the brightest idea you back away from Jaclose, as you do so Jaclose mocks you for this. “Ofcouse you back away you pathetic road mouse. After all! You cannot even stand before the presence of the great Jaclose!” You’re not a fan of his mocking but you’re unsure of what to do next. [[Move closer->SDHBNeutralDistance]] [[Move away->SDHBFarther2]]

Taking your chances you decide to try to fight Jaclose. You get in real close and put up your dukes. You do your best to mimic your favorite Boxer and begin making typing motions in the air. However this is all in vain as you are clearly outranged by this man with his staff who whacks you upside the head knocking you out and causing you to die cause you’re a fragile human like that. Game Over Your Final Score is 15 Dear Storple How do you die with Boxing gloves on? Carpfully Crepe, Donkey M. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You get even closer to Jaclose, pushing your upper body up against his. Jaclose retaliates by pushing back smooshing the side of his face up against yours. You feel a bit of discomfort as his goatee hair brushes against your cheek and the hardness of the bowling ball pushing against your head. You begin to wonder if this is a fight you can actually win. What do you do next? [[Move Closer->SDHBCloser3]] [[Move away->SDHBSurrenderCloseness]]

Your previous movements have left you at about the same distance as where you first stood by Jaclose. He's still there, he's still in the way, you still can't reason with him, you still can't play as him. What do ya do? [[Move closer->SDHBCloser1]] [[Move Away->SDHBFarther1]] [[Fight Jaclose->SDHBFightJaclose]]

The two of you move even further away from Jaclose. To the point that you have to squint to see him. Come to think of it now that you’re not close to him anymore you really can’t call him Jaclose anymore since he’s so far away… If fact you might even say that he’s a Jaf- The Millisecond that thought enters your head you see [[a giant lawyer shark->SDHBSharkD]] burst out of the berry ground and gobble him up in a single gulp. Out of confusion the two of you run back over to try to find if anything’s left but theres no trace that Jaclose was even there to begin with. On the The lawyer shark didn’t even leave a hole where he popped out. The only thing that’s left is a small business card that has a silhouette of some kind indistinguishable rodent on it… Well I doubt that’s important and that this rodent has never kidnapped any pirates and prevented its loved ones from seeing said pirates ever again. [[Move through the opening->SDHBJacloseGoneOpening]] [[Move farther away->SDHBFarther3]]

I think I need to clarify that it is in fact just a shark that that is also a lawyer. Its just a regular oversized shark but its in a lawyer suit. I didn’t realize the pun when I wrote this which is a shame because it might be a good one… wait no it isn’t the term is loan sharks. Ignore this description go away. [[back->SDHBFarther2]]

The two of you walk through the opening and find another big dark room. The ground feels grassy but somehow fake. In the distance you think you can see raised up boxed off areas but its too dark. Suddenly everything turns bright as a bunch of stadium lights are turned on. You look around to realize you’re in a soccer field of some kind with bleachers on the sides of the field and goal posts on each end. The field is surrounded by raised up bleachers with no way to access them from the field. The room is silent or it would be if it wasn’t for the sounds of a single human clapping. You look up and standing in front of a one of the stadium lights is a silhouetted human. This human jumps down as he continues clapping saying “Well well well, didn’t think you’d survive the lab crumbling beneath you… But it looks both the intruder and the false puppeteer got a little bit lucky.” As he claps his way closer down the bleachers you can make out that its Frank from before- “NO it wasn’t Frank, it was Stony!” Frank interrupts the narration as he pulls out a gun and shoots into the announcer box behind on the other side of the stadiu-OW! Anyway Stony continues his speech in a beautiful manner. “While I could easily shoot you both right now… that would be too kind. Besides the real fun is about to start.” Stony then pulls out a whistle and blows it creating an ear shattering blow. Once the sound dies down for a second there is silence, then you start to feel a bit of rumbling beneath your feet. The sound of the rumbling gets louder and louder as before long the entire stadium is engulfed in poorly drawn animals. The [[poorly drawn animals->SDHBDingoANimalsD]] also rush the soccer field as well and rush their way over too the benches. “Your only chance of survival is to play the game, and believe me you won’t enjoy this game” Stony walks away, vanishing into the crowd as you get pushed to the side by the Referee dog. “Alright” he says, “You two might be new here but you still gotta play in these animal sports! So we got the Team Dog Bones and Team Animal World Kings which do you want to be on?” [[Team Dog Bones->SDHBDog]] [[Team Animal World Kings->SDHBJungleKings]]

You move farther away again but nothing changes. Theres no real point for moving farther away you might as well move closer. [[Move through the opening->SDHBJacloseGoneOpening]] [[Move farther away->SDHBFarther3]]

There’s really no other way to describe these creatures other then poorly drawn. This assortment of abominations includes a large variety of cats, dogs, lions, alligators, hippos, bears, pigs, and one humanoid stork. They barely seem real. Every time you see one of them move it looks like they only have like 2 and a half frames at most. Also they look like someone took someone else’s drawing of an animal, traced it over, then handed it over to a small child and had them trace it over three or four times until it only barely resembled the original drawing. You haven’t seen anything like this before and you hope that you never will again. [[back->SDHBJacloseGoneOpening]]

The two of you decide to pick team dog bones, the moment you do the leader of the team, which is a black Doberman probably says, “You are both too small to play! You must sit on the bench.” So the two of you get put on the bench to sit and watch as various dogs using the same three or four models with different colors go on to play soccer the game. They meet in the middle with the other team as one large dog and a puma get ready to do the beginning kick [[Begin->SDHBDog2]]

The two of you decide to pick Team Animal World Kings, as you do you’re approached by a poorly drawn moof-I mean lion. “Hello clever ones,” he says, “We must become the victors of this sports match Yeeeeeeees.” You’re brought over to the rest of the crew, which included a raccoon, an alligator, an elephant, an otter, a puma, a lemur, a school house, a regular old house cat, a few bears, and an albatross. You’re brought into the middle of the soccer field with Dominuma standing behind the Puma and a large dog as they get ready to kick. [[Begin->SDHBJungleKing2]]

The two feet clash into each other as the soccer ball is launched six feet into the air and an otter gets the ball to kick it down the field. However the otters efforts are in vain as a dog with glasses kicks the ball away from the otter and kicks it over to the Animal World Kings goal, a very similar but slightly different colored looking dog tries to kick it in but its blocked by the massive elephant goalie. Its about now when the chanting from the audience begins. “Animal Sports! Animal Sports! Animal Sports!” they all shout. The wrinkled up elephant throws the ball back to the center as [[the game continues->SDHBDog3]]

A building of some sort runs up to kick the ball but it bounces off your goalies face and hits the building in the face as well. The building is knocked unconscious and dragged off the field by a stretcher carried by two moose on pogo sticks. As soon as they’re off the field the game continues on as the other teams alligator starts dribbling the ball down the field with his… hands? You look over to see what the referee is doing but all you can see is a bear screaming in pain as it tries to sell candy. It looks like there’s no order in in this animal soccer game. Only chaos The gator passes the ball to a lion cub that tried to take another shot at the goal but it misses again. The crowd chanting from behind you seems to get louder. “Animal Sports! Animal Sports! Animal sports.” [[Animal Sports->SDHBDog4]]

Its your Team’s ball and a very small pup is starting to run down the field before the other team’s raccoon slide kicks the ball and the pup out of the field and the pup hits you square in the middle of the face. You’re knocked off the bench and once you’re finally able to stop staring at the train wreck of a soccer game you notice that someone is attempting to commentate this atrocity. Although whoever it is he’s not doing a very good job at it. He’s just saying things like “Oh look that dog just stole the ball and he’s sure being a dog.” And “The Lion on the…. Lion’s team has finally lioned the ball away from the dog team.” The commentator is barely keeping it together and mainly just laughing like a hyena over the intercom, although you get a feeling even when speaking normally he talks awkwardly. Meanwhile in the game a possible giraffe ending up getting confused for the ball by an otter and was launched into their own goal, while the actual ball was kicked into Team Dog Bones goal by what appears to be a pup that too small for you to anyone to see. For some reason both points are counted and the score is now 1-1. Before you have time to contemplate the rules of this maddening game the chanting from the audience gets louder. “Animal Sports… Animal Sports… Animal Sports” the pain in their chants slowly becomes more and more obvious, although there’s one tiny voice that appears to be not one of pain. You turn to your left to see that Dominuma has turned her some of the spare jerseys into a little hand puppet of a white cat in a blue jersey that she’s also making chant “Animal Sports!” At least she seems to be enjoying this. [[The game goes on->SDHBDog5]]

The soccer ball is passed from dog to dog until it gets back to the center of the field but once it gets there any resemblance of this being an actual sport has vanished completely. The other teams puma is now chasing one of your teams smaller dogs while growling and snarling. Some of your teams dogs and the other teams lemurs have started to dig holes around the field for reasons you can’t even begin to imagine. Everyone seems to have lost track of who is on what team as dogs are stealing the ball from other dogs only to pass it to a giraffe who has the ball stolen by a lion who passes it to himself and then steals it from himself who then passes it to a dog which was actually millions of nanopups forming one large dog who then break apart into smaller pups and you need to take a step back to process this all. The inclusion of the dog made from nanopups means that your team had more players then Team Animal world kings to begin with! You’re cheating! You need your team’s coach to let you play instead of the nanopups! You might be small but you can still prove that we can win this game fairly! You’ll prove to everyone tha- -*Whistle Blows* The referee dog finally blows its whistle and the stadium becomes completely silent. As the chanting comes to an end your mind clears and you realize with horror what it was doing to you. “Its appears that its half time” says the announcer from within the booth, “both teams will take a well deserved break before our wonderful Animal Soccer game continues” As the your team comes back to the bench you get up to let them rest and get some space as you take some time to think. That chanting… it somehow got into your head and… it was making you care! Like actually care! You have no reason to care about underground soccer played by poorly drawn animals and yet… At that moment you cared about it more then you cared about your very own existence. This was the horror of what was really going on down here. How long until you lost your mind completely? Would you also lose frames of animation and look like a small child’s bootlegged drawing? These were questions you didn’t plan on finding out the answer to. You had to figure a way out… no that wasn’t good enough you had to find a way to end this madness for good! No one no matter how poorly drawn they were deserved this inhumane kind of treatment. There was something about that announcer that made him seem very suspicious. Everyone else was either chanting or in pain… While he was laughing… Well Dominuma wasn’t in pain either but considering she was trapped here with you it probably was the announcer. If you wanted this madness to end you had get to him… but how on earth are you going to get there? [[Get Kicked up there->SDHBDogKick1]] [[Sneak back through the locker rooms->SDHBSneak]] [[Convince the animals to start a riot->SDHBRiotDog]] [[Give in to the madness->SDHBMadness]]

You run up to the largest dog on your team and say “Aha! I have tricked you! I’ve secretly been the ball the whole time and that announcers box up there was actually the other teams goal! I tricked you and all the other players!” The big dog responds by saying , “Oh… ok thanks for letting me know that but we’ve got 15 minutes until half time ends so I guess I’ll wait till then to kick you up there” …This plan wasn’t going was quickly as you hoped it would. [[Wait 15 minutes->SDHBDogKick2]] [[Sneak back through the locker rooms->SDHBSneak]] [[Convince the animals to start a riot->SDHBRiotDog]] [[Give in to the madness->SDHBMadness]]

After looking around you notice that everyone is too distracted by just existing and the side exit where the teams entered is unguarded by anyone. You quickly rush to the door run through the locker rooms and into the main part of the stadium. You run around and not running into anyone else because everyone’s still in the stadium either playing or watching the mess. After getting lost several times, finding a brochure of the place with a map on it, still getting lost, giving up, going to the help desk getting directions from someone who’s on their phone and clearly doesn’t want to be there you finally find the your way up to the announcers booth. You kick open the door to find [[the horrible horrible man who’s running this place->SDHBHorriblePersonD]]. He’s dying of laughter sitting in his chair barely making any sensible commentary. Not of how to approach this you try to get closer he suddenly turns around in his chair, after taking a good look at you he folds his hands together saying. “I recognize you… you were on the soccer field. Enjoying the game? Everyone will sooner or later, you just need some time… Or do you think this needs to be removed from this world. Well if you want to get rid of animal sports you got to get rid of me and what could a guy like you possibly do to me?” [[Fire him->SDHBFireHim]] [[Beat him up->SDHBBeatHimup]] [[Get Creative->SDHBChoosePain]] [[Shoot him->SDHBShootHim]] [[Send him to the moon->SDHBMoonTrip]] [[Throw Baby->SDHBThrowBaby]] [[Become Friends with the horrible person->SDHBMakeFriendsWithKerrek]]

You run into the center of the field and shout. “Dogs! Jungle animals! Countrymen! Lend me your ears! For too long we have been forced to put up with this soccer nonsense! Forced to play this sport that messes with our minds! Makes us think things that should not me thought! Makes us see things that should not be sought! Makes us do things that should not be dought! For this is no mere soccer game we’re being forced into! This is pure madness and chaos of the likes that no mortal has seen for eons! The rules have been disgraced at lengths that mankind thought not possible. The players are lucky to leave this place alive let alone unharmed and the audience… The audience has lost their wills, lost their souls, lost their very essence, their very being and all that remains is a broken record of flesh and blood screaming out in agony the only two words they know left. I dare not think of us if we continue down this path of ruin. We must push back! We must fight for our freedom. We must regain the humanity that was lost and prove that we’re not pawns in some game! Now Who’s with me!” “Yeah!” says Dominuma with her hand puppet and no one else. The rest of the stadium boos and jeers at you while throwing some objects. You quickly hide behind a vending machine to avoid the crowd for a second and hope they forget about you. Maybe a different approach would be better [[Get Kicked up there->SDHBDogKick1]] [[Sneak back through the locker rooms->SDHBSneak]] [[Give in to the madness->SDHBMadness]]

A dangerous thought enters your head. Why fight this insanity when you could join it? I mean after all the way you cared about that soccer game it was a stronger feeling then anything you’d ever felt before. Maybe these animal sports are the best thing that ever happened to you. “NO!” you shout as you try to fight off these thoughts but its all in vain. You are both terrified and overjoyed as you feel all your cares, worried, hopes, dreams and sense of self just melt away. Tears run like rivers down you face while a smile forces itself upon your face. There’s only one thing that matters to you now. “Animal Sports…. Animal SPORTS! ANIMAL SPORTS!” you begin to chant as you feel your quality of existence lowers itself to bootleg levels. You look at your hands and see that the blue is starting to leak out like no one even tried to color inside the lines. The accuracy of your anatomy is near nonexistent. With each passing second its as if artists are retracing your very existence getting and each artist is getting worse and worse. But you no longer care about that. All that matters to you now is Animal Sports as you continue to chant it for the rest of time. You run back onto the soccer field as the game begins again to begin your new life as an abomination. Game Over Your Final Score is 4 What did you think would happen? Did you think Oh if he goes insane then he’ll use the powers of poorly made rip offs to fly away! Is that what you thought? No you're in time out now! Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done! You can leave after 5 minutes. <<timed 20s>> Oh By the way don't even think about trying to cheat by using the Saves or Restart buttons. <</timed>> <<timed 25s>> You can't escape your time out buster. <</timed>> <<timed 300s>><div class="Squarzzontrix"> [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] </div> <</timed>>

You sit around waiting for like 14 minutes and 47 seconds. In the last few seconds it occurs to you that not only is this a stupid idea but that its also a dumb one too. The thought occurs that maybe you should try something else but before you can the referee blows the whistle and the largest dog kicks you so hard that you fly right into the window of the announcers box. You get splatted up there like a fly on the windshield. You probably would have gotten a good look at who was inside the announcers box if you weren’t so dead. Game Over Your Final Score is 17 You came in like an outdated reference. No one understood it and it didn’t really effect anyone. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

The two feet clash as you see ball fly six feet above your head. You try to position yourself to be under the ball but its stolen by your own team as an otter jumps over your head to kick it to the ground. He runs ahead with you chasing after him as it’s stolen by one of the other teams dogs. You try to get in his way but he quickly gets by you and shoots for the goal, but luckily its blocked by your elephant goalie. In the distance you can hear the audience all chanting “Animal Sports! Animal Sports! Animal Sports! Animal Sports.” Your wrinkly goalie throws the ball back to the center of the field and [[the game continues->SDHBJungleKing3]].

The school house immediately runs to kick the ball into the goal but it just bounces off the goalie dogs face into the school houses face. Their goalie seems unfazed but the school house it out cold. Said school house gets carried away on a stretcher via two moose on pogo sticks. As soon as they’re off the field the game continues as your team’s alligator starts dribbling the ball with his hands down the field with his… Hands? Despite the fact that he’s obviously cheating no one seems to care so you just follow him for back up. The alligator tries to pass it to you but you trip over the ball causing it to roll over to a near by lion cub who tried to make the shot but misses again. As you pick yourself off of the ground you can hear the crowd continue its chant. “Animal Sports! Animal Sports! Animal sports.” [[Animal Sports->SDHBJungleKing4]]

Its Team Dog Bone’s ball and a really small pup running down the field with it. You try to block them and stand in their way and…. They pass it to you. You’re surprised and confused enough by this but you start to run forward before the ball is stolen by a raccoon that does a sliding kick from beneath your feet. When this happens you stop running for a moment just to take a look around. It appears both teams have forgotten which side you were on and you couldn’t notice it before but it seems like the entire game is being provided live commentary from somewhere in the stadium. He’s not doing a very good job though. He’s just saying things like “Oh look that dog just stole the ball and he’s sure being a dog.” And “The Lion on the…. Lion’s team has finally lioned the ball away from the dog team.” The commentator is barely keeping it together and mainly just laughing like a hyena over the intercom, although you get a feeling even when speaking normally he talks awkwardly. Around this time you’re confused for the ball by one of the seals, who bounces you on their nose and shoots it into their own goal while a pup too small for the naked eye shoots the ball into theirs. For some reason both points count as. As you Get back onto your feet from being flung across the field the chanting begins to get louder. “Animal Sports… Animal Sports… Animal Sports” the pain in their chants slowly becomes more and more obvious. [[The game goes on->SDHBJungleKing5]]

You run back to the middle of the field to support your team but come to a halt down once you get close enough to see the madness that the center has become. Your team’s puma is now chasing one of the smaller dogs while growling and snarling. Some of the dogs and lemurs are now digging holes around the field for reasons you can’t even begin to imagine. Everyone seems to have lost track of who is on what team as dogs are stealing the ball from other dogs only to pass it to a giraffe who has the ball stolen by a lion who passes it to himself and then steals it from himself who then passes it to Dominuma who passes it to a dog which was actually millions of nanopups forming one large dog who then break apart into smaller pups and you need to take a step back to process this all. The inclusion of the dog made from nanopups means that now That Team Dog Bones out numbers Team Animal World Kings and they might have outnumbered them to begin with. The game is no longer fair it’s an insult to animal sports the whole world round! You need to get in there and set things right score a goal for your team to- -*Whistle Blows* The referee dog finally blows its whistle and the stadium becomes completely silent. As the chanting comes to an end your mind clears and you realize with horror what it was doing to you. “Its appears that its half time” says the announcer from within the booth, “both teams will take a well deserved break before our wonderful Animal Soccer game continues” As you and Dominuma head back to the benches with the rest of your team you walk away to get some space and take some time to think as she goes to make a hand puppet out of some of the leftover jerseys. That chanting… it somehow got into your head and… it was making you care! Like actually care! You have no reason to care about underground soccer played by poorly drawn animals and yet… At that moment you cared about it more then you cared about your very own existence. This was the horror of what was really going on down here. How long until you lost your mind completely? Would you also lose frames of animation and look like a small child’s bootlegged drawing? These were questions you didn’t plan on finding out the answer to. You had to figure a way out… no that wasn’t good enough you had to find a way to end this madness for good! No one no matter how poorly drawn they were deserved this inhumane kind of treatment. There was something about that announcer that made him seem very suspicious. Everyone else was either chanting or in pain… While he was laughing. If you wanted this madness to end you had get to him… but how on earth are you going to get there? [[Get Kicked up there->SDHBJungleKick1]] [[Sneak back through the locker rooms->SDHBSneak]] [[Convince the animals to start a riot->SDHBRiotJungleKing]] [[Give in to the madness->SDHBMadness]]

You run up to the big lion on your team and say say “Aha! I have tricked you! I’ve secretly been the ball the whole time and that announcers box up there was actually the other teams goal! I tricked you and all the other players!” The lion responds by saying , “Oh… ok thanks for letting me know that but we’ve got 15 minutes until half time ends so I guess I’ll wait till then to kick you up there” …This plan wasn’t going was quickly as you hoped it would. [[Wait 15 Minutes->SDHBJungleKick2]] [[Sneak back through the locker rooms->SDHBSneak]] [[Convince the animals to start a riot->SDHBRiotJungleKing]] [[Give in to the madness->SDHBMadness]]

You run into the center of the field and shout. “Dogs! Jungle animals! Countrymen! Lend me your ears! For too long we have been forced to put up with this soccer nonsense! Forced to play this sport that messes with our minds! Makes us think things that should not me thought! Makes us see things that should not be sought! Makes us do things that should not be dought! For this is no mere soccer game we’re being forced into! This is pure madness and chaos of the likes that no mortal has seen for eons! The rules have been disgraced at lengths that mankind thought not possible. The players are lucky to leave this place alive let alone unharmed and the audience… The audience has lost their wills, lost their souls, lost their very essence, their very being and all that remains is a broken record of flesh and blood screaming out in agony the only two words they know left. I dare not think of us if we continue down this path of ruin. We must push back! We must fight for our freedom. We must regain the humanity that was lost and prove that we’re not pawns in some game! Now Who’s with me!” “Yeah!” says Dominuma with her hand puppet and no one else. The rest of the stadium boos and jeers at you while throwing some objects. You quickly hide behind a vending machine to avoid the crowd for a second and hope they forget about you. Maybe a different approach would be better [[Get Kicked up there->SDHBJungleKick1]] [[Sneak back through the locker rooms->SDHBSneak]] [[Give in to the madness->SDHBMadness]]

You sit around waiting for like 14 minutes and 47 seconds. In the last few seconds it occurs to you that not only is this a stupid idea but that its also a dumb one too. The thought occurs that maybe you should try something else but before you can the referee blows the whistle and the lion kicks you so hard that you fly right into the window of the announcers box. You get splatted up there like a fly on the windshield. You probably would have gotten a good look at who was inside the announcers box if you weren’t so dead. Game Over Your Final Score is 17 You came in like an outdated reference. No one understood it and it didn’t really effect anyone. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

It’s a slightly in slightly out of shape man with hair that is some shade between ginger in brown. It looks brown most of the time but he would die before calling it that. He’s wearing a lime green bandana an orange t-shirt, some dark grey pants and sandals dispute it not being anywhere near warm or summer in this area. From the look on his face you get the feeling that he enjoys the suffering of others, the kind of freak who would force his friends to not only watch but voice act in a terrible bootleg of a movie that would scar them for years, or worse create some kind choose your own adventure where half the puzzles don’t make sense and he makes fun of you every time you lose. This kind of human is vile beyond comparison and should be fired immediately. [[Back->SDHBSneak]]

What will you do to this horrible man? "I will <<textbox '$pame' '' autofocus>> him!" [[Do it!->SDHBPainActivate]] [[Nah lets do something else->SDHBSneak]]

Thinking of a brilliant idea that no author could think of you proceed to $pame him. Its amazing and unthinkable the ways in which you $pame that horrible man! The kinds of $pame -ing you cause is indescribably amazing and horrible! Your $pame -ing is almost as horrible as the man him self. You $pame him so many times and so painfully that he gets $pame ’d out of existence because as we all know no human could survive being $pame the way that you $pame him. You get the feeling that leaving this one blank for the players was a mistake but what’s the worst they could do. [[Continue->SDHBHeDead]]

Now that the problem has been solved by the previously mention way you decide to check on Dominuma and see what’s happened at the soccer field. You make your way down there to find that not a single soul is down here save for Dominuma who’s sitting on the players bench with a bunch of hand puppets that she made while sitting there waiting. You go up to her and ask, “Hey where did everyone go?” but she just shrugs saying, “They just left.” As you look across the stadium again there’s almost no signs that anyone was ever even here aside from the damage on the soccer field. You begin to wonder if they left alive or if they were ever even alive to begin with. Your contemplations are interrupted by Dominuma saying, “Hey.” You turn to her and she says, “Lets just go home.” [[Leave->SDHBLeave]]

After a long while of exploring the stadium you finally find another exit. Near the stadium lights where Rocky was standing there’s an old styled elevator that sort of looks like a metal cage. Not really having any other options the two of you take it and make it back to the surface, near the sign where you were kidnapped the first time. The previously bleak looking area looks bright and beautiful in comparison to the hideous mess that was the soccer field and the catacombs below. Now that the two of you have made it back up here you realize that you really have no idea what to do next. The Hooded King Brah sent you to find a weapon or something but that mission kind of failed completely. Plus there was the whole deal with that rock Frank guy or whatever who tried to kill you for some reason, and now he’s standing right behind the two of you with a gun pointing at you again… wait… Suddenly in shock you jump and turn to see that he’s there leaning on the elevator gun pointed directly at you. “Looks like you and the puppet master are luckier then I thought” he says, “Well that’s my fault for wanting to have some fun but you know what they say. If you want something done you got to do it yourse-“ “FRANK!” you suddenly hear a loud yell coming from behind you as the Hooded King Brah runs down and says, “Frank what on earth are you doing! You’re going to break the weapon! I never ordered you to do this!” Stony lowers his gun and turns to the king saying, “For the last time my name is Stony! And Secondly this isn’t right! You must be the one to put on the puppet show! No one can put on a worse puppet show then you! Only you can take the place as the worst puppeteer of all time!” Suddenly any hope of this scenario making sense to you has completely gone out the window. You feel the need to say something but you’re unsure what to say. [[What?->SDHBWReponse]] [[Huh?->SDHBHReponse]] [[Eeeh?->SDHBEReponse]] [[Gnorf?->SDHBGReponse]]

You stand as tall as you can make yourself attempting to make yourself look official and point at him like a lawyer in blue saying “You’re Fired!” The smile is immediately wiped off of his face as he gets up slumps over and just slowly walks away. You get the feeling that this job meant everything to him… but you quickly decide not to care as it was causing the suffering of millions… ok maybe not millions but still the issue is dealt with. Good jorb. [[Continue->SDHBHeDead]]

You put up your dukes and charge at him saying “This is for all those who suffered from your evil ways” and proceed to hit him with your fists. He tries to fight back but your years of pancake cooking have made you a master of the martial arts… ok not really but you win anyway beating him into a pulp until he is just lying there on the floor twitching. It looks like your work here is done. [[Continue->SDHBHeDead]]

You suddenly wish that you had a gun but you don’t. You look around the room for a gun but all you can find is a bazooka, a rocket launcher, a tank, an AK47, an Uzi, a crossbow, a slingshot, a canon, a laser, a tube with a poison dart in it, a miniature catapult filled with even miniaturer scorpions, and an old west style rifle but no gun. If only there was something to shoot him with! You need to shoot him with something you already picked the option… feeling defeated by the lack of something to shoot him with you decide to go home. After a long walk across both time and space you finally make it back to your house and go to bed feeling defeated unable to follow up on your decision. Many years pass and you continue your life. You work at your job, you find love, get married, grow a beard, steal some children, return the children, legally acquire different children, have a nice family but despite everything you still feel upset by how powerless you felt that day. No matter how much time has passed that nagging feeling has always been on the back of your mind and won’t go away. Then one day, exactly 35 years since the incident it hits you… you see the scene from a different light and suddenly everything makes sense. You need to go back! You spend the next five years of yourself studying quantum mechanics and finally build a time machine. Now you can finally go back and correct the mistake you made all those years ago. You activate the time machine, which opens up a portal into the room that you were in exactly 40 years ago. You can see yourself very young and eager to shoot this man but having no idea how to do so. You stick your head through the portal and say “HEY! You want to shoot this guy right? Take this!” You grab the word shoot out from the text you just said and throw it towards your younger self who grabs it and fires it the horrible announcer who dies instantly. The past has been change history has been altered and you can feel yourself being changed along with it. “Farewell my younger self” you say as you fade away… as for the other you… you’re fine the word “shoot” you were holding ceases to exist but at least you shot him. Now you can live a fulfilling life… or at least leave. [[Continue->SDHBHeDead]]

You get the feeling that this man should live on the moon from now on… But you’re unsure how to send him there… Which is what you would have said if you weren’t a quick thinker. You push the horrible man out of the way and grab the microphone. “Attention everyone” you say, “I have an announcement to make! There’s going to be a sudden change in the rules, from now on both goals will be the moon and the ball will be this man right here! So come and get it!” The room is immediately rushed by the poorly animated and drawn soccer animals, who cause all try to go for the horrible man. You’re there’s so many of them that they end up bumping into you and flinging your around the room as well causing you to lose track of what’s going on. Suddenly you hear the sound of breaking glass and a man going “Ahhhhhh!” as it slowly fades out. The other animals rush out of the room to try to follow it. You get up to only see a perfect outline of a human body broken through the glass in the announcer booth. You’re not entirely sure but you get the feeling that the man is now on the moon. [[Continue->SDHBHeDead]]

You find yourself wishing that you had a baby to throw but you seem to be lacking one. After a quick look around the room you do see a small baby crawling on the ground in the pile of weapons that was described in the previous option. Acting quickly you pick up the baby and throw it at the horrible man causing them both to explode instantly leaving only a pile of dust where they originally stood. [[Continue->SDHBHeDead]]

We’re sorry to view this option you must insert Floppy Disc A47G-616. Once the disc is inserted please press continue [[Continue->SDHBBuyKerrekAColdOne]]

We’re sorry to say that Floppy Disc A47G-616 has not been detected. As such this option cannot be viewed and the horrible man has been deleted off screen. We’re sorry for any disappointment this may have caused you and hope that you will still attempt to enjoy the rest of Chaos Quest. [[Continue->SDHBHeDead]]

"What?" you say out of pure confusion trying to grasp anything that’s going on. The Hooded King Brah turns to you and says, “Oh right you… I never explained anything did I. Well the girl standing next to you is actually a robot designed to put on really REALLY bad puppet shows, The only one who can put on a worst puppet show is myself. But yeah she’s basically going to make a puppet show so bad that it will cause the collapse of the other kingdom.” “And That’s wrong!” Rocky shouts, “That should be you causing their downfall with puppets” “Frank I-“ “STONY! That’s my name and your name should be the one that the history books say singlehandedly made his enemies fall with a puppet show!” “Listen Frank I’m going to be frank with you and I’m pretty sure your name is Frank. I do I strike you as the type of guy who would adopt a kid and then spend like a decade and a half getting his name wrong?” He looks to you and Dominuma for reassurance but you decide it best to stay silent in this situation as you awkwardly looking away. Dominuma just shrugs which causes King Brah to scratch his chin as he questions whether or not he’s actually been doing that. “Huh… Here what if we compromised on this and meet halfway with this name thing, what if I called you Stank.” Stony just glares at him for a second. “Ok fine fine come here Fr….Stony.” Stony puts his gun away and walks over to The Hooded King Brah as he puts his arm around Stony’s shoulder. “Listen I know you’ve been really loyal to me and think really highly of my disastrous skills as a puppeteer. And while I’d love to be the one to do it, I simply can’t just walk into the other Kingdom and start putting on puppet shows! I’d be recognized instantly! Plus have you seen how many birds are there? I wouldn’t last a minute! Those birds would use their psychic powers to make me too angry to even do anything! That’s why it needs to be Dominuma! She barely looks like a robot and she’ll get passed undetected easily! Now do you understand my son?” Stony turns his head away and blows out a puff in annoyance. “Yeah… I guess… I don’t like it though.” “That’s my boy now come here” the Hooded King Brah, holds out his arms and gives Stony a hug. All previous tension in Stony’s body seems to fade away and for a second you get the feeling that this is a real touching moment. “Oh, Stony, by the way,” King Brah says the moment the hug ends, “you’re grounded for trying to kill my robot and this random guy you found off the street and you’re going to live on the moon for like a day and a half for punishment.” “Wait wha-“ Stony starts to say before the king throws him with such tremendous force that he quickly leaves the atmosphere and lands on the moon. Hooded King Brah turns to you and says “He’ll be fine, he’s survived worse then that. Now off you go! Go finish your mission.” The Hooded King Brah then frolics back to his castle leaving the two of you standing there in confusion. [[Finish the mission->SDHBFinish]]

"Huh?" you say out of pure confusion trying to grasp anything that’s going on. The Hooded King Brah turns to you and says, “Oh right you… I never explained anything did I. Well the girl standing next to you is actually a robot designed to put on really REALLY bad puppet shows, The only one who can put on a worst puppet show is myself. But yeah she’s basically going to make a puppet show so bad that it will cause the collapse of the other kingdom.” “And That’s wrong!” Rocky shouts, “That should be you causing their downfall with puppets” “Frank I-“ “STONY! That’s my name and your name should be the one that the history books say singlehandedly made his enemies fall with a puppet show!” “Listen Frank I’m going to be frank with you and I’m pretty sure your name is Frank. I do I strike you as the type of guy who would adopt a kid and then spend like a decade and a half getting his name wrong?” He looks to you and Dominuma for reassurance but you decide it best to stay silent in this situation as you awkwardly looking away. Dominuma just shrugs which causes King Brah to scratch his chin as he questions whether or not he’s actually been doing that. “Huh… Here what if we compromised on this and meet halfway with this name thing, what if I called you Stank.” Stony just glares at him for a second. “Ok fine fine come here Fr….Stony.” Stony puts his gun away and walks over to The Hooded King Brah as he puts his arm around Stony’s shoulder. “Listen I know you’ve been really loyal to me and think really highly of my disastrous skills as a puppeteer. And while I’d love to be the one to do it, I simply can’t just walk into the other Kingdom and start putting on puppet shows! I’d be recognized instantly! Plus have you seen how many birds are there? I wouldn’t last a minute! Those birds would use their psychic powers to make me too angry to even do anything! That’s why it needs to be Dominuma! She barely looks like a robot and she’ll get passed undetected easily! Now do you understand my son?” Stony turns his head away and blows out a puff in annoyance. “Yeah… I guess… I don’t like it though.” “That’s my boy now come here” the Hooded King Brah, holds out his arms and gives Stony a hug. All previous tension in Stony’s body seems to fade away and for a second you get the feeling that this is a real touching moment. “Oh, Stony, by the way,” King Brah says the moment the hug ends, “you’re grounded for trying to kill my robot and this random guy you found off the street and you’re going to live on the moon for like a day and a half for punishment.” “Wait wha-“ Stony starts to say before the king throws him with such tremendous force that he quickly leaves the atmosphere and lands on the moon. Hooded King Brah turns to you and says “He’ll be fine, he’s survived worse then that. Now off you go! Go finish your mission.” The Hooded King Brah then frolics back to his castle leaving the two of you standing there in confusion. [[Finish the mission->SDHBFinish]]

"Eeeh?" you say out of pure confusion trying to grasp anything that’s going on. The Hooded King Brah turns to you and says, “Oh right you… I never explained anything did I. Well the girl standing next to you is actually a robot designed to put on really REALLY bad puppet shows, The only one who can put on a worst puppet show is myself. But yeah she’s basically going to make a puppet show so bad that it will cause the collapse of the other kingdom.” “And That’s wrong!” Rocky shouts, “That should be you causing their downfall with puppets” “Frank I-“ “STONY! That’s my name and your name should be the one that the history books say singlehandedly made his enemies fall with a puppet show!” “Listen Frank I’m going to be frank with you and I’m pretty sure your name is Frank. I do I strike you as the type of guy who would adopt a kid and then spend like a decade and a half getting his name wrong?” He looks to you and Dominuma for reassurance but you decide it best to stay silent in this situation as you awkwardly looking away. Dominuma just shrugs which causes King Brah to scratch his chin as he questions whether or not he’s actually been doing that. “Huh… Here what if we compromised on this and meet halfway with this name thing, what if I called you Stank.” Stony just glares at him for a second. “Ok fine fine come here Fr….Stony.” Stony puts his gun away and walks over to The Hooded King Brah as he puts his arm around Stony’s shoulder. “Listen I know you’ve been really loyal to me and think really highly of my disastrous skills as a puppeteer. And while I’d love to be the one to do it, I simply can’t just walk into the other Kingdom and start putting on puppet shows! I’d be recognized instantly! Plus have you seen how many birds are there? I wouldn’t last a minute! Those birds would use their psychic powers to make me too angry to even do anything! That’s why it needs to be Dominuma! She barely looks like a robot and she’ll get passed undetected easily! Now do you understand my son?” Stony turns his head away and blows out a puff in annoyance. “Yeah… I guess… I don’t like it though.” “That’s my boy now come here” the Hooded King Brah, holds out his arms and gives Stony a hug. All previous tension in Stony’s body seems to fade away and for a second you get the feeling that this is a real touching moment. “Oh, Stony, by the way,” King Brah says the moment the hug ends, “you’re grounded for trying to kill my robot and this random guy you found off the street and you’re going to live on the moon for like a day and a half for punishment.” “Wait wha-“ Stony starts to say before the king throws him with such tremendous force that he quickly leaves the atmosphere and lands on the moon. Hooded King Brah turns to you and says “He’ll be fine, he’s survived worse then that. Now off you go! Go finish your mission.” The Hooded King Brah then frolics back to his castle leaving the two of you standing there in confusion. [[Finish the mission->SDHBFinish]]

"Gnorf?" you say out of pure confusion trying to grasp anything that’s going on. The Hooded King Brah turns to you and says, “Oh right you… I never explained anything did I. Well the girl standing next to you is actually a robot designed to put on really REALLY bad puppet shows, The only one who can put on a worst puppet show is myself. But yeah she’s basically going to make a puppet show so bad that it will cause the collapse of the other kingdom.” “And That’s wrong!” Rocky shouts, “That should be you causing their downfall with puppets” “Frank I-“ “STONY! That’s my name and your name should be the one that the history books say singlehandedly made his enemies fall with a puppet show!” “Listen Frank I’m going to be frank with you and I’m pretty sure your name is Frank. I do I strike you as the type of guy who would adopt a kid and then spend like a decade and a half getting his name wrong?” He looks to you and Dominuma for reassurance but you decide it best to stay silent in this situation as you awkwardly looking away. Dominuma just shrugs which causes King Brah to scratch his chin as he questions whether or not he’s actually been doing that. “Huh… Here what if we compromised on this and meet halfway with this name thing, what if I called you Stank.” Stony just glares at him for a second. “Ok fine fine come here Fr….Stony.” Stony puts his gun away and walks over to The Hooded King Brah as he puts his arm around Stony’s shoulder. “Listen I know you’ve been really loyal to me and think really highly of my disastrous skills as a puppeteer. And while I’d love to be the one to do it, I simply can’t just walk into the other Kingdom and start putting on puppet shows! I’d be recognized instantly! Plus have you seen how many birds are there? I wouldn’t last a minute! Those birds would use their psychic powers to make me too angry to even do anything! That’s why it needs to be Dominuma! She barely looks like a robot and she’ll get passed undetected easily! Now do you understand my son?” Stony turns his head away and blows out a puff in annoyance. “Yeah… I guess… I don’t like it though.” “That’s my boy now come here” the Hooded King Brah, holds out his arms and gives Stony a hug. All previous tension in Stony’s body seems to fade away and for a second you get the feeling that this is a real touching moment. “Oh, Stony, by the way,” King Brah says the moment the hug ends, “you’re grounded for trying to kill my robot and this random guy you found off the street and you’re going to live on the moon for like a day and a half for punishment.” “Wait wha-“ Stony starts to say before the king throws him with such tremendous force that he quickly leaves the atmosphere and lands on the moon. Hooded King Brah turns to you and says “He’ll be fine, he’s survived worse then that. Now off you go! Go finish your mission.” The Hooded King Brah then frolics back to his castle leaving the two of you standing there in confusion. [[Finish the mission->SDHBFinish]]

Having nothing better to do you decide to help Dominuma finish her mission to put on the worst puppet show ever. You look around the various empty broken down houses and try to look for any felt left behind while she puts together a carriage with a curtain that she can use. After supplying her with the felt she makes some bird puppets and another puppet of a yellow-headed guy with 3 eyes wearing green clothes and a pumpkin on his head. Once the two of you are done she pulls the carriage with her robot strength as you follow behind. The two of you make your way out of the wintery ruins and into a more spring-like location filled with so much greenery and birds that you almost get whiplash from the sudden change. Soon the two of you make your way to a [[castle->SDHBCastleD]] made entirely of trees. Dominuma stops pulling the carriage and turns to you and says “Wait right here, I’ll get us an audience with the king” and rushes inside. [[Wait for a while->SDHBWait]]

The castle ahead is made from four large trees with various vines and branches connecting the two making a perfect wall. The castle’s entrance is a large singular arch with a gate that’s currently wide open all the plant life over there looks strong and healthy as if the weather in this area allowed it to grow to its full strength and potential. [[Back->SDHBFinish]]

A while passes and Dominuma excitedly rushes out quickly grabbing the carriage saying, “Lets go you’re going to want to see this!” She pulls the carriage in as you follow behind leading the two of you into a large open courtyard where a large audience of birds and people are sitting in anticipation. Among these people you see what must be their king. Much like the puppet Dominuma made he has yellow skin, 3 eyes, is wearing a green robe and for some reason has a plush pumpkin on his head. He also has brown hair and a small beard. Dominuma grabs you a and puts next to the carriage, “So you can have the best view for both shows,” she says as she stands in front of the crowd saying “Ladies and gentlemen… and birds for some reason! I now present to you a puppet show to end all other shows! This truly will be an unforgettable experience for all who witness this! Now without further ado, THE BALAD OF KING BARGISH!” She Quickly enters the carriage and pulls aside the curtain on the carriage to begin the show. The show starts with the puppet of the king coming out “Oh what a beautiful day to be walking throughout my kingdom” Dominuma says through the puppet, “oh is that a bird I see! I do love birds! How are you doing Mr. Eagle OOH NO!” Dominuma starts smashing Bird puppets into each other and into the king, and begins throwing all sorts of bird puppets all over the place causing an overall mess. Meanwhile you start to hear some cries of distress, you turn your head and watch as King Bargish starts almost fainting as he goes “OOH OOOOOOH! OOOOH!” As he does this he also starts to knock things over. Meanwhile in the puppet show puppet Bargish is getting mugged by birds, “Oooh no! Please don’t rob my best friends the birds!” Puppet Bargish says “Give me all your money and we won’t have an issue” says a pigeon puppet “But I do not have any money! As I do not like to collect any coins!” “Is that so… well then boys I think we should let him have it! Give him all the coins we got!” A shower of coins made of felt fall down on top of puppet Bargish, and the real is getting worse yelling “Oooooh! Oooh no! Ooooh gasp and gads!” as he overdramatically flails himself all over the place like a ragdoll. Knocking into walls and trees and chairs and other people. Things get worse and worse as everyone begins to panic as they’ve never seen their king like this. Everyone runs away from the show, in the panic somehow a fire starts making things worse. Not knowing where else to go you duck inside the carriage next to Dominuma. She quickly hands you an air mask, an oxygen tank and a bird puppet. Shrugging you put on the mask and help her continue create the disaster of a show. After an hour of flailing puppets over the place the show ends and you get out to see how much damage you two have caused. Nothing looks like it did before. All the trees of the castle are completely burnt down, no one is still here except for King Bargish who is physically unharmed as he continues to flail around overdramatically. After a second he flails into one of the few trees still standing. As a large treasure chest is knocked out of it and comes rolling over to you. You open it and find a five in tall sculpture of a number 5 made from solid emerald. You decide to take it cause why not. Dominuma grabs her carriage and says, “Welp its been fun but my work here is done, I’m going home!” as she takes her leave. Now what? [[Stay->HerpyDerpImABigDUmbStunkyheadWholikestopickdumboptions]] [[Leave->SDHBLeaveagainIProbablyUsedLeaveBefore]]

You decide to stay in that spot forever, never leaving. You live there now.

After getting an emerald 5 and burning down a kingdom you figure your work here is done. You leave the smoldering castle but the moment you do you see a large meteor land in a large flashing forest next to the castle. It doesn’t do much damage and you think it best to ignore for now. As you were about to continue walking away wondering what to do next you’re suddenly stopped by [[a reporter->SDHBReporterD]]. Hi! Reallette with Real time reporting and interviews! So after working together with a robotic puppet master you’ve managed to destroy a perfectly functional society in a single day! After accomplishing such an amazing feat that no one thought possible you’ve earned an interview with the big man himself! What do you have to say to that?” Reallette holds a mic up to your face for a second and then before you say anything she pulls it back. “Welp no time for that” she says as a portal randomly opens about 50 feet above you. “Goodbye!” she says as she holds out her other hand and a green energy surrounds your body before throwing you upward at speeds of the extreme variety. <<set $ShouldNotExist to "true">> [[Through the portal->VictoryPortal]]

I mean it might be a reporter. Her head is big and round and looks like its made of felt like a mascot of some sort. She’s wearing a business suite and tie and she’s holding a microphone but her hands also look like they’re made of felt as well as her legs and feet. Honestly this looks more like a mascot costume shaped like a reporter then anything else. To the best of your knowledge there aren’t any sports teams that have reporters as their mascot. [[back->SDHBLeaveagainIProbablyUsedLeaveBefore]]

<<if $Horrible eq "true">> Cheater <<else>> But you do not have something that should not exist [[Back->SP1Floor17]] <</if>>

<<if $ShouldNotExist eq "true">> Something that shouldn’t exist…. Wait a second the slime cat mentioned that it should be one of four different objects and then he mentioned 5 different objects. There shouldn’t be a 5th object! You pull out the 5th object and hold it up. Man this thing looks expensive. You really could have gotten a lot of money for this thing, especially after all the trouble you went through for this… but Money won’t mean anything if the world ends. You reluctantly toss the 5th object into the cauldron As you do the Liquid starts to bubble and the goblet starts shaking violently. You turn to your portal home and see that it’s starting to shrink. You sprint towards the portal and jump through it like an action movie hero trying to steal his grandmother’s lunch. You make it through and the portal closes behind you causing a small explosion in the process that breaks your toaster. Your toaster may be gone but that doesn’t matter! YOU DID IT! YOU SAVED THE WORLD! Nothing could possibly ruin this moment! Now all you need to do is go to work! Suddenly your telephone rings. You pick it up and say hello. “HEY STORPLE!” your boss yells angrily, “YOU'RE LATE! GET TO WORK NOW OR YOU’RE FIRED!” He then hangs up the phone Having literally no time you run to work as fast as you can to continue you're daily grind as a pancake chef. Congratulations YOU WIN! Your Final Score is 99.04! Congradumalations! You saved the world.... and Literally No one will believe you! Oh well. At least ya still got your job. But your shoes did get stolen on the way to work so you had to work shoeless that day. Yes this is actually the ending, and one of the better ones. Now go out there and give someone pancakes. <<else>> But you do not have something that should not exist [[Back->SP1Floor17]] <</if>>

<<if $backwards eq "true">> Something backwards... your thoughts turn to the 0-Way mirror, nothings more backwards then a mirror that can't even look at. You pull out the Mirror and take a good look at it. You still can't see anything but it is evidence of your adventure inside that weird temple thing... but its pretty useless. You toss the 0-way mirror inside the cauldron feeling no ammount of loss. As you do the Liquid starts to bubble and the goblet starts shaking violently. You turn to your portal home and see that it’s starting to shrink. You sprint towards the portal and jump through it like an action movie hero trying to steal his grandmother’s lunch. You make it through and the portal closes behind you causing a small explosion in the process that breaks your toaster. Your toaster may be gone but that doesn’t matter! YOU DID IT! YOU SAVED THE WORLD! Nothing could possibly ruin this moment! Now all you need to do is go to work! Suddenly your telephone rings. You pick it up and say hello. “HEY STORPLE!” your boss yells angrily, “YOU'RE LATE! GET TO WORK NOW OR YOU’RE FIRED!” He then hangs up the phone Having literally no time you run to work as fast as you can to conintue you're daily grind as a pancake chef. Congratulations YOU WIN! Your Final Score is 99.02! Congradumalations! You saved the world.... and Literally No one will believe you! Oh well. At least ya still got your job. But your shoes did get stolen on the way to work so you had to work shoeless that day. Yes this is actually the ending, and one of the better ones. Now go out there and give someone pancakes. <<else>> But you do not have something backwards [[Back->SP1Floor17]] <</if>>

<<if $JacloseQuest eq "true">> <h2>Jaclose's Lovely Day</h2> <<else>> <h2>Chaos Quest</h2> <</if>>

You walk over to the center of the platform and look up at the spirit of rap and say. “I’m ready.” The Spirit of rap flies towards you and enters your body. You look down at yourself as a purple glow starts to emanate from your body. The altar itself also begins to glow a bright blue color and the outer Hadoos surrounding the large one begin to circle it. You hear a deep voice in your head that says, “Begin the incantation.” You open your mouth to say the ancient verses. [[They call me Long Pinopolis and stabbing can’t be beat->SDWrongV2-1]] [[Little Ping says utensils are neat->SDBWrongV2-2]] [[Lekouski P.I. will throw forks at your feet->SDWrongV2-3]] [[My name is L. Piddy and I’m here to eat->SDRightV2-4]]

<<set $VerseOne to "They call me Long Pinopolis and stabbing can’t be beat">> $VerseOne [[Don’t lay the funk down on a nasty beat->SDWrongV3-1]] [[Funk says old turnips make lousy seats->SDWrongV3-2]] [[Smash dis radish with funk or its incomplete->SDWrongV3-3]] [[Onions are donions cause this funk’s elite->SDWrongV3-4]]

<<set $VerseOne to "Little Ping says utensils are neat">> $VerseOne [[Don’t lay the funk down on a nasty beat->SDWrongV3-1]] [[Funk says old turnips make lousy seats->SDWrongV3-2]] [[Smash dis radish with funk or its incomplete->SDWrongV3-3]] [[Onions are donions cause this funk’s elite->SDWrongV3-4]]

<<set $VerseOne to "They call me Long Pinopolis and stabbing can’t be beat">> $VerseOne [[Don’t lay the funk down on a nasty beat->SDWrongV3-1]] [[Funk says old turnips make lousy seats->SDWrongV3-2]] [[Smash dis radish with funk or its incomplete->SDWrongV3-3]] [[Onions are donions cause this funk’s elite->SDWrongV3-4]]

<<set $VerseOne to "My name is L. Piddy and I’m here to eat">> $VerseOne [[Don’t lay the funk down on a nasty beat->SDRightV3-1]] [[Funk says old turnips make lousy seats->SDWrongV3-2]] [[Smash dis radish with funk or its incomplete->SDWrongV3-3]] [[Onions are donions cause this funk’s elite->SDWrongV3-4]]

<<set $VerseTwo to "Don’t lay the funk down on a nasty beat">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo [[I’m the best in the world no one else can compete->SDWrongV4-1]] [[I’m gona eat this road while dropping some beats->SDWrongV4-2]] [[I’m the best rapper slash eater on the street->SDRightV4-3]] [[My music’s the best when I’m eating concrete->SDWrongV4-4]]

<<set $VerseTwo to "Funk says old turnips make lousy seats">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo [[I’m the best in the world no one else can compete->SDWrongV4-1]] [[I’m gona eat this road while dropping some beats->SDWrongV4-2]] [[I’m the best rapper slash eater on the street->SDWrongV4-3]] [[My music’s the best when I’m eating concrete->SDWrongV4-4]]

<<set $VerseTwo to "Smash dis radish with funk or its incomplete">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo [[I’m the best in the world no one else can compete->SDWrongV4-1]] [[I’m gona eat this road while dropping some beats->SDWrongV4-2]] [[I’m the best rapper slash eater on the street->SDWrongV4-3]] [[My music’s the best when I’m eating concrete->SDWrongV4-4]]

<<set $VerseTwo to "Onions are donions cause this funk’s elite">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo [[I’m the best in the world no one else can compete->SDWrongV4-1]] [[I’m gona eat this road while dropping some beats->SDWrongV4-2]] [[I’m the best rapper slash eater on the street->SDWrongV4-3]] [[My music’s the best when I’m eating concrete->SDWrongV4-4]]

<<set $VerseTwo to "Don’t lay the funk down on a nasty beat">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo [[I’m the best in the world no one else can compete->SDWrongV4-1]] [[I’m gona eat this road while dropping some beats->SDWrongV4-2]] [[I’m the best rapper slash eater on the street->SDWrongV4-3]] [[My music’s the best when I’m eating concrete->SDWrongV4-4]]

<<set $VerseThree to "I’m the best in the world no one else can compete">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree [[And I’m secretly allergic to Parakeets->SDWrongV5-1]] [[And Windows and cakes is what I must defeat->SDWrongV5-2]] [[And I’m looking forward to a tasty treat->SDWrongV5-3]] [[And I can locate all foods within a heartbeat->SDWrongV5-4]]

<<set $VerseThree to "I’m gona eat this road while dropping some beats">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree [[And I’m secretly allergic to Parakeets->SDWrongV5-1]] [[And Windows and cakes is what I must defeat->SDWrongV5-2]] [[And I’m looking forward to a tasty treat->SDWrongV5-3]] [[And I can locate all foods within a heartbeat->SDWrongV5-4]]

<<set $VerseThree to "I’m the best rapper slash eater on the street.">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree [[And I’m secretly allergic to Parakeets->SDWrongV5-1]] [[And Windows and cakes is what I must defeat->SDWrongV5-2]] [[And I’m looking forward to a tasty treat->SDWrongV5-3]] [[And I can locate all foods within a heartbeat->SDWrongV5-4]]

<<set $VerseThree to "My music’s the best when I’m eating concrete">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree [[And I’m secretly allergic to Parakeets->SDWrongV5-1]] [[And Windows and cakes is what I must defeat->SDWrongV5-2]] [[And I’m looking forward to a tasty treat->SDWrongV5-3]] [[And I can locate all foods within a heartbeat->SDWrongV5-4]]

<<set $VerseThree to "I’m the best rapper slash eater on the street">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree [[And I’m secretly allergic to Parakeets->SDWrongV5-1]] [[And Windows and cakes is what I must defeat->SDWrongV5-2]] [[And I’m looking forward to a tasty treat->SDRightV5-3]] [[And I can locate all foods within a heartbeat->SDWrongV5-4]]

<<set $VerseFour to "And I’m secretly allergic to Parakeets">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour [[Food tastes so good when its in my mouth->SDWrongV6-1]] [[When I get food things never go south->SDWrongV6-2]] [[Eating’s as easy as playing the Crwth->SDWrongV6-3]] [[My taste buds crave the end of this flavorful drowth->SDWrongV6-4]] [[Despite what Internet sources may tell you Mammoth, couth, and Sabaoth, don’t rhyme or end with outh->SDWrongV6-5]]

<<set $VerseFour to "And Windows and cakes is what I must defeat">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour [[Food tastes so good when its in my mouth->SDWrongV6-1]] [[When I get food things never go south->SDWrongV6-2]] [[Eating’s as easy as playing the Crwth->SDWrongV6-3]] [[My taste buds crave the end of this flavorful drowth->SDWrongV6-4]] [[Despite what Internet sources may tell you Mammoth, couth, and Sabaoth, don’t rhyme or end with outh->SDWrongV6-5]]

<<set $VerseFour to "And I’m looking forward to a tasty treat">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour [[Food tastes so good when its in my mouth->SDRightV6-1]] [[When I get food things never go south->SDWrongV6-2]] [[Eating’s as easy as playing the Crwth->SDWrongV6-3]] [[My taste buds crave the end of this flavorful drowth->SDWrongV6-4]] [[Despite what Internet sources may tell you Mammoth, couth, and Sabaoth, don’t rhyme or end with outh->SDWrongV6-5]]

<<set $VerseFour to "And I can locate all foods within a heartbeat">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour [[Food tastes so good when its in my mouth->SDWrongV6-1]] [[When I get food things never go south->SDWrongV6-2]] [[Eating’s as easy as playing the Crwth->SDWrongV6-3]] [[My taste buds crave the end of this flavorful drowth->SDWrongV6-4]] [[Despite what Internet sources may tell you Mammoth, couth, and Sabaoth, don’t rhyme or end with outh->SDWrongV6-5]]

<<set $VerseFour to "And I’m looking forward to a tasty treat">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour [[Food tastes so good when its in my mouth->SDWrongV6-1]] [[When I get food things never go south->SDWrongV6-2]] [[Eating’s as easy as playing the Crwth->SDWrongV6-3]] [[My taste buds crave the end of this flavorful drowth->SDWrongV6-4]] [[Despite what Internet sources may tell you Mammoth, couth, and Sabaoth, don’t rhyme or end with outh->SDWrongV6-5]]

<<set $VerseFive to "Food tastes so good when its in my mouth">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive [[Eating and exercising while flopping like a trout->SDWrongV7-1]] [[Munching and Crunching and Tumbling about->SDRightV7-2]] [[Rolling down hills will make my teeth shout->SDWrongV7-3]] [[Sit ups are the best way to flee the jaws of sauerkraut->SDWrongV7-4]]

<<set $VerseFive to "When I get food things never go south">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive [[Eating and exercising while flopping like a trout->SDWrongV7-1]] [[Munching and Crunching and Tumbling about->SDWrongV7-2]] [[Rolling down hills will make my teeth shout->SDWrongV7-3]] [[Sit ups are the best way to flee the jaws of sauerkraut->SDWrongV7-4]]

<<set $VerseFive to "Eating’s as easy as playing the Crwth">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive [[Eating and exercising while flopping like a trout->SDWrongV7-1]] [[Munching and Crunching and Tumbling about->SDWrongV7-2]] [[Rolling down hills will make my teeth shout->SDWrongV7-3]] [[Sit ups are the best way to flee the jaws of sauerkraut->SDWrongV7-4]]

<<set $VerseFive to "My taste buds crave the end of this flavorful drowth">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive [[Eating and exercising while flopping like a trout->SDWrongV7-1]] [[Munching and Crunching and Tumbling about->SDWrongV7-2]] [[Rolling down hills will make my teeth shout->SDWrongV7-3]] [[Sit ups are the best way to flee the jaws of sauerkraut->SDWrongV7-4]]

<<set $VerseFive to "Despite what Internet sources may tell you Mammoth, couth, and Sabaoth, don’t rhyme or end with outh">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive [[Eating and exercising while flopping like a trout->SDWrongV7-1]] [[Munching and Crunching and Tumbling about->SDWrongV7-2]] [[Rolling down hills will make my teeth shout->SDWrongV7-3]] [[Sit ups are the best way to flee the jaws of sauerkraut->SDWrongV7-4]]

<<set $VerseFive to "Food tastes so good when its in my mouth">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive [[Eating and exercising while flopping like a trout->SDWrongV7-1]] [[Munching and Crunching and Tumbling about->SDWrongV7-2]] [[Rolling down hills will make my teeth shout->SDWrongV7-3]] [[Sit ups are the best way to flee the jaws of sauerkraut->SDWrongV7-4]]

<<set $VerseSix to "Eating and exercising while flopping like a trout">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix [[Here is my handle here is my spout->SDWrongV8-1]] [[Grab the kettle by the handle and then throw it out->SDWrongV8-2]] [[If you can’t handle the tea then you better not pout->SDWrongV8-3]] [[The anatomy of teapots is easy to point out->SDWrongV8-4]]

<<set $VerseSix to "Munching and Crunching and Tumbling about">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix [[Here is my handle here is my spout->SDRightV8-1]] [[Grab the kettle by the handle and then throw it out->SDWrongV8-2]] [[If you can’t handle the tea then you better not pout->SDWrongV8-3]] [[The anatomy of teapots is easy to point out->SDWrongV8-4]]

<<set $VerseSix to "Rolling down hills will make my teeth shout">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix [[Here is my handle here is my spout->SDWrongV8-1]] [[Grab the kettle by the handle and then throw it out->SDWrongV8-2]] [[If you can’t handle the tea then you better not pout->SDWrongV8-3]] [[The anatomy of teapots is easy to point out->SDWrongV8-4]]

<<set $VerseSix to "Sit ups are the best way to flee the jaws of sauerkraut ">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix [[Here is my handle here is my spout->SDWrongV8-1]] [[Grab the kettle by the handle and then throw it out->SDWrongV8-2]] [[If you can’t handle the tea then you better not pout->SDWrongV8-3]] [[The anatomy of teapots is easy to point out->SDWrongV8-4]]

<<set $VerseSix to "Munching and Crunching and Tumbling about">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix [[Here is my handle here is my spout->SDWrongV8-1]] [[Grab the kettle by the handle and then throw it out->SDWrongV8-2]] [[If you can’t handle the tea then you better not pout->SDWrongV8-3]] [[The anatomy of teapots is easy to point out->SDWrongV8-4]]

<<set $VerseSeven to "Here is my handle here is my spout">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix $VerseSeven [[Never trust the thoughts of an eagle scout->SDViewWrong-1]] [[I give better gifts then even Santa Clout->SDViewWrong-2]] [[The contents of this box will make you turnabout->SDViewWrong-3]] [[My rapping ability you better not doubt->SDViewRight-4]]

<<set $VerseSeven to "Grab the kettle by the handle and then throw it out">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix $VerseSeven [[Never trust the thoughts of an eagle scout->SDViewWrong-1]] [[I give better gifts then even Santa Clout->SDViewWrong-2]] [[The contents of this box will make you turnabout->SDViewWrong-3]] [[My rapping ability you better not doubt->SDViewWrong-4]]

<<set $VerseSeven to "If you can’t handle the tea then you better not pout">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix $VerseSeven [[Never trust the thoughts of an eagle scout->SDViewWrong-1]] [[I give better gifts then even Santa Clout->SDViewWrong-2]] [[The contents of this box will make you turnabout->SDViewWrong-3]] [[My rapping ability you better not doubt->SDViewWrong-4]]

<<set $VerseSeven to "The anatomy of teapots is easy to point out">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix $VerseSeven [[Never trust the thoughts of an eagle scout->SDViewWrong-1]] [[I give better gifts then even Santa Clout->SDViewWrong-2]] [[The contents of this box will make you turnabout->SDViewWrong-3]] [[My rapping ability you better not doubt->SDViewWrong-4]]

<<set $VerseSeven to "Here is my handle here is my spout">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix $VerseSeven [[Never trust the thoughts of an eagle scout->SDViewWrong-1]] [[I give better gifts then even Santa Clout->SDViewWrong-2]] [[The contents of this box will make you turnabout->SDViewWrong-3]] [[My rapping ability you better not doubt->SDViewWrong-4]]

<<set $VerseEight to "Never trust the thoughts of an eagle scout">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix $VerseSeven $VerseEight [[Complete the Hadoo Summoning->SDSummonWrong]]

<<set $VerseEight to "I give better gifts then even Santa Clout">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix $VerseSeven $VerseEight [[Complete the Hadoo Summoning->SDSummonWrong]]

<<set $VerseEight to "The contents of this box will make you turnabout">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix $VerseSeven $VerseEight [[Complete the Hadoo Summoning->SDSummonWrong]]

<<set $VerseEight to "My rapping ability you better not doubt">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix $VerseSeven $VerseEight [[Complete the Hadoo Summoning->SDSummonWrong]]

<<set $VerseEight to "My rapping ability you better not doubt">> $VerseOne $VerseTwo $VerseThree $VerseFour $VerseFive $VerseSix $VerseSeven $VerseEight [[Complete the Hadoo Summoning->SDSummonRight]]

You attempt to get even closer to Jaclose as he does the same when suddenly you sense something is off. You take a quick look down and notice that the closeness has gone too far and you start to merge into one. Jaclose just laughs as you try to pull away but it is in vain. The playablility and unplayability of the two your souls of you has already made contact which everyone knows should never be done. A horrible light begins to emanate from where the two of you stand as it begins to engulf everything and I mean literally everything. The entire universe, time and space itself, every plane of existence gets consumed by it [[until…->JacloseQUestTitleScreen]]

You give up the battle of closeness feeling a bit of defeat but also feeling much more comfortable now that you aren’t pushing yourself against this weird person. “Mwahahaha,” laughs Jaclose, “This just proves how much more playable I am then you road mouse! Now scurry along and go be unplayable somewhere else.” Your options are pretty limited what do you do next? [[Move closer->SDHBCloserRematch]] [[Move Away->SDHBFarther1]] [[Fight Jaclose->SDHBFightJaclose]]

You get back up in Jaclose’s face as he says “Oh so you didn’t learn you lesson the first time eh you pathway chinchilla? Well then have at thee!” as he gets just as facey as the previous closeness battle. Now what? [[Move closer->SDHBCloser2]] [[Move Away->SDHBSurrenderCloseness]]

<<set $JacloseQuest to "true">> Welcome To Jaclose’s Lovely Day The greatest of interactive stories. Finally Technology has reached a point where you can play as Jaclose! Complaints of him being unplayable will be no more as you too can experience the day in the life of Jaclose! So come on in and [[lets get started!->ChooseYourJaclose]] Oh By the way the Menu still works just put your mouse over it and scroll. Some things needs to be sacrificed for the sake of graphic design.

Choose your character [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Not Jaclose->NotJaclose1]]

It appears that you’ve made a mistake with what you picked. I mean after all why wouldn’t you want to play as Jaclose. Here let me make it a bit easier for you [[back->ChooseYourJaclose2]]

A beautiful man with a dark complexion and a fashion sense years beyond the masses. Atop his head is a hat formed from a bowling ball encrusted with the family ruby that’s been in their possession for generations. The Bowling ball has been whittled down so that the bottom of it molds with the top if his head perfectly. He wears it atop his head to not only let all who see him know of his great prowess in bowling and fashion, but to also keep himself constantly training for perfect balance and inner strength. His head piece also compliments his glowing light silver goatee that forms a spiral so perfect that Phidias, Plato, and Euclid all roll in their graves out of envy. Beneath the perfect facial hair lie the perfect garments. A satin gown darker then the darkest night sky with a shimmering layer of organza draped over it. The organza perfectly keeps the luminous nature of the satin in check just enough so that whenever he walks by its as if a black lake taken human form had rippled right by you. Atop the gown are two crimson shoulder pads that form into a mauve mantle covering his back. This is intentionally designed to clash with the gown for a multitude of reasons. First off it represents the duality of man, the brighter colors showing off the more inviting and open aspects of mankind while the black representing the more dark and mysterious. Secondly it also is meant to show off that while Jaclose may be beautiful he is no pushover. The shoulder pads allow Jaclose to check someone without having to worry about not looking amazing while doing so. In his hand he holds a copper staff with the handle shaped like a gopher which not only improves his already perfect ability to strut but also symbolizes balance and happiness, two things Jaclose knows all too well. At a young age Jaclose always knew he was special, a cut above the rest of the crop. While the rest of his classmates were learning about math, numbers and reading Jaclose had already mastered those things and had already begun following his dreams of designing clothes. His first invention of the Pantirt the first half pants half shirt clothing had left his peers awestruck. School life was a breeze, everyone wanted him and wanted to be him. It went by so quickly he would have forgotten that he was in high school if it weren’t for the fact that colleges were literally throwing scholarships at him. After spending a fortnight pondering on where to go he finally went with the full scholarship offered to him by Cambridge University being the first human in existence to receive his doctorate in Art and Fashion after only two years. The Fashion world was not ready for Jaclose. After taking out a small loan of one million dollars he opened up a little corner shop that he boldly named “Envied by the Fey”. The moment he started pumping out designs for shirts and dresses was the moment that the world became addicted to his vision. His shirts were in movies and on TV, his dresses were worn by Queens and Princesses, His socks were fought after by world leaders. The next ten years is what historians called the Age of Sylvain Beauty. But all good things must come to an end or at least a pause as Jaclose promised he would come back, but at the young age of 31 Jaclose retired to a mansion that he bought with 1% of the money he had earned. Jaclose now lives a life of peace and harmony, debating day by day what pleasures shall he seek next. All in all a perfect choice for who to play as. You must be a very smart human to have selected Jaclose. You might even be almost half as smart as the great Jaclose himself. And considering how amazing Jaclose is not even four Einstein are a quarter of Jaclose’s smartness that’s a major compliment. [[You may now begin your day as Jaclose->BeginJacloseDay]]

Choose Your Character [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Not Jaclose->NotJaclose2]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]]

Oh my you need to be more careful with those fingers of yours. I mean two accidents like this? And after I made it easier for you as well. Well Don’t worry I’ll give you another chance [[back->ChooseYourJaclose3]]

Choose Your Character [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Not Jaclose->NotJaclose3]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]]

Hmm… These mistakes of yours seem to be pilling up a lot. One might suspect that you don’t understand the privilege that you get to play as Jaclose. However I’m not like that and I know that you WILL make the right choice. So lets try this one last time shall we? [[Back->ChooseYourJaclose4]]

<<timed 4s>>.<</timed>><<timed 5s>>.<</timed>><<timed 6s>>.<</timed>> <<timed 9s>> <<goto "PrepairforPain">> <</timed>>

Choose Your Character [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] <div class="janope">[[Not Jaclose->NotJaclose4]]</div>[[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]] [[Jaclose->playasjaclose]]

You shouldn't have done that <<timed 7s>> <<goto "ruineverything">> <</timed>>

<div class="FN"><<timed 31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.1s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.12s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.14s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.17s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.19s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.21s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.23s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.25s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.27s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.29s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.31s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.33s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.35s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.37s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.39s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.41s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.43s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.45s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> </div> <div class="e"> <<timed 71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.771s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 71.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.770s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 70.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.769s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 69.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.768s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 68.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.767s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 67.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.766s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 66.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.765s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 65.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.764s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 64.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.763s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 63.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.762s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 62.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.761s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 61.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.760s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 60.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.759s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 59.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.758s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 58.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.757s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 57.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.756s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 56.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.755s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 55.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.754s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 54.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.753s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 53.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.752s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 52.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.751s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 51.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.750s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 50.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.749s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 49.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.748s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 48.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.747s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 47.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.746s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 46.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.745s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 45.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.744s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 44.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.743s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 43.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.742s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 42.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.741s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 41.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.740s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 40.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.739s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 39.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.738s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 38.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.737s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 37.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.736s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 36.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.735s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 35.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.734s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 34.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.733s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.732s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.731s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.730s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.729s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.728s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.727s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 27.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.726s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 26.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.725s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.724s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.723s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.722s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.721s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.720s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.719s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.718s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.717s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 17.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 18.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div> <div class="FN"><<timed 31.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.47s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.49s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.51s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.53s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.55s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.57s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.59s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.61s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.63s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.65s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.67s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.69s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.7s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.71s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.73s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.75s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.77s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.79s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.81s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.83s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.85s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.87s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.89s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.91s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.93s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.95s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.97s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 31.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 31.99s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.1s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.12s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.14s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.17s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.19s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.21s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.23s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.25s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.27s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.29s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.31s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.33s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.35s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.37s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.39s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.41s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.43s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.45s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.47s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.49s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.51s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.53s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.55s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.57s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.59s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.61s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.63s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.65s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.67s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.69s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.7s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.71s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.73s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.75s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.77s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.79s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.81s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.83s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.85s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.87s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.89s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.91s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.93s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.95s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.97s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 32.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 32.99s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>><<timed 33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.1s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.12s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.14s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.17s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.19s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.21s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.23s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.25s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.27s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.29s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.31s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.33s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.35s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.37s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.39s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.41s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.43s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.45s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.47s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.49s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.51s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.53s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.55s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.57s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.59s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.61s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.63s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.65s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.67s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.69s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE")<</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.7s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.71s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.73s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.75s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.77s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.79s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.81s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.83s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.85s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.87s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.89s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.91s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.93s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.95s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.97s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 33.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 33.99s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16s>>Jaclose <</timed>><<timed 19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.719s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>><<timed 20s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.720s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 20.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>><<timed 21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.721s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 21.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>><<timed 22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.722s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 22.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>><<timed 23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.723s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 23.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>><<timed 24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.724s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 24.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>><<timed 25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.725s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 25.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div> <div class="stoge"> <<timed 28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.728s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 28.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.729s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 29.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 19.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.730s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="FN"><<timed 30s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.1s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.12s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.14s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.17s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.19s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.21s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.23s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.25s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.27s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.29s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.31s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.33s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.35s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.37s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.39s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.41s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.43s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.45s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.47s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.49s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.51s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.53s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.55s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.57s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.59s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.61s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.63s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.65s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.67s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.69s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.7s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.71s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.73s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.75s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.77s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.79s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.81s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.83s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.85s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.87s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.89s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.91s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.93s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.95s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.97s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 30.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 30.99s>><button id="transform"> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> </div> <div class= “worser”><<timed 16.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.716s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"> <<timed 16.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 16.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"><<timed 16.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worser"><<timed 16.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div><div class="x"><<timed 15s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div> <div class= “z”><<timed 15.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.715s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"> <<timed 15.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div> <div class="x"> <<timed 15.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="x"><<timed 15.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="z"><<timed 15.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div><div class="worser"><<timed 14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.714s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 14.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="worse"> <<timed 13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.713s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 13.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div> <div class="ex"> <<timed 12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.712s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <<timed 7.8s>> <div class="cursed"> Jaclose JacloseJacloseJacloseJacloseJaclose JacloseJacloseJacloseJacloseJacloseJaclose JacloseJacloseJacloseJacloseJaclose JacloseJacloseJacloseJaclose JacloseJacloseJacloseJaclose JacloseJaclose Jaclose </div> <</timed>> <div class="g"><<timed 7s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div> <div class= “e”><<timed 9.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>><<timed 7.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="e"><<timed 7.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="g"><<timed 7.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> </div> <div class="e"><<timed 7.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>></div> <<timed 1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 3.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 3.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 3.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 3.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 3.7s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 3.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 3.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7s>> <div class="ex"> Jaclose </div> <</timed>><div class="other"><<timed 9s>> Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.5s>> <button> <<link "jaclose">> <<script>> UI.alert("You MUST Play as Jaclose") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> <<timed 10s>> Jaclose <</timed>></div> <<timed 4.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.70s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 4.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5s>> <div class="cursed"> Jaclose </div> <</timed>> <<timed 5.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 6.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 8.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 9.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.710s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 10.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.711s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 5s>> <div class="cursed"> Jaclose </div> <</timed>> <<timed 11.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 11.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.1s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.11s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.12s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.13s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.14s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.16s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.17s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.18s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.19s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.2s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.21s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.22s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.23s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.24s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.25s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.26s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.27s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.28s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.29s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.3s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.31s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.32s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.33s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.34s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.35s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.36s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.37s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.38s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.39s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.4s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.41s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.42s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.43s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.44s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.45s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.46s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.47s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.48s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.49s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.5s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.51s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.52s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.53s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.54s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.55s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.56s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.57s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.58s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.59s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.6s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.61s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.62s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.63s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.64s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.65s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.66s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.67s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.68s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.69s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.712s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.71s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.72s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.73s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.74s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.75s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.76s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.77s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.78s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.79s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.8s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.81s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.82s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.83s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 7s>> <div class="cursed"> Jaclose </div> <</timed>> <<timed 12.84s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.85s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.86s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.87s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.88s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.89s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.9s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.91s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.92s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.93s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.94s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.95s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.96s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.97s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.98s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <<timed 12.99s>>Jaclose <</timed>> <div class="sn"><<timed 17s>>JACLOSE JACLOSE JACLOSE<</timed>></div> <<timed 20s>> <div class="grow">JACLOSE! JACLOSE! </div> <</timed>> <<timed 37s>> <div class="nmb"> JACLOSE </div><</timed>> <<timed 40s>> <div class="sk"> JACLOSE </div> <</timed>> <<timed 48s>> <div class="end"> JACLOSE!! </div> <</timed>> <div class="spinhere"> <<timed 55s>> JACLOSE <</timed>> <<timed 60s>> <button> <<link "JACLOSE">> <<script>> UI.alert("YOU MUST PLAY AS JACLOSE") <</script>> <</link>> </button> <</timed>> </div> <<timed 180s>> <<goto "TheTalk">> <</timed>> <<timed 42s>><div class="notball3"><button id="box1"> <<link Jaclose>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('You Must Play as Jaclose'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('ruineverything').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> </div><</timed>>

<a href="https://www.twitter.com/">Twitter</a> <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/">Tumblr</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/">Facebook</a> <a href="https://myspace.com/">MySpace</a> <a href="https://www.farmersonly.com/">Farmers Only</a> <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/">LinkedIn</a> <a href="https://ifdb.tads.org/index">Interactive Fiction Data Base</a> <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/">Twitch</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/MilesDaFoo616"> Also heres my youtube </a>

On a beautiful Tuesday in the middle of March, Jaclose wakes up to the sounds of birds chirping and slowly gets out of his king sized water bed with breathable bamboo sheets and blankets. The way you stretch causes your body to form a pose so amazing that your personal portrait painter bursts into the room to begin painting your form but is stopped as Jaclose’s yawn releases such a beautiful sound that the music notes formed from the yawn put him into a meditative state and carry him back through the door he came in. Jaclose looks at his clock and realizes that its 7:59. Exactly one minute from the time he would have to wake up. “Well that was certainly close” Jaclose tittered. After a luxurious bath in his malachite 4’ by 8’ by 10’ bathtub Jaclose decides that it is time for breakfast. Jaclose frolics down his stained redwood staircase with tangerine carpeting and into his violet marble tiled kitchen. “I believe that it is time for the customary morning sustenance.” Jaclose chorused, “But what will be the perfect breakfast for the perfect being?” [[Eggs->JacloseEggs]] [[Egggs->JacloseEgggs]] [[Eggggs->JacloseEggggs]] [[Egggggggggs->JacloseEgggggggggs]] [[Egggggggggggggggggggggggggggs->JacloseEgggggggggggggggggggggggggggs]]

<<set $egg to "eggs">> “YES! $egg !” Jaclose declared, “I Shall eat $egg for breakfast!” Jaclose summersaulted over to his 1961 Jaguar E-Type Refrigerator and opened it up. He saw Some Ham, some cheese, some bacon, some bagels, some bread, some milk, some sums, some donuts, some oatmeal, some tomatoes, some tea, sausage, tuna, trout, jam, apples, papayas, grapes, marmalade, compotes, oranges, orange juice, some beans, hash browns, potatoes, honey, and a [[box of Jaclose か漢能s->JacloseCereal1]]… But no $egg . After looking around some more he saw a note in the fridge. Jaclose picked up the note and read it out loud “Dearest Jaclose, Tis be all your shopping servents. As it is the fourth Tuesday of Spring we’ve all taken our Springly vacation. We’ve also taken all of the eggs with us as well as the Egggs, Eggggs, Egggggggggs, Egggggggggggggggggggggggggggs. We hope you understand. Have a Lovely day! Sincerely, Your Shopping servants” “Hmm… well this truly is a pickle,” puzzled Jaclose, “I need my $egg for my breakfast but there is no $egg in this house…. VERY WELL THEN! I shall make post haste to the market! I shall purchase the $egg myself!” [[Prepare for thyne journeth->PrepareForJourney]] <<timed 50s>> Just say journey ya stupid hoity-toity bumptoid… <</timed>>

<<set $egg to "egggs">> “YES! $egg !” Jaclose declared, “I Shall eat $egg for breakfast!” Jaclose summersaulted over to his 1961 Jaguar E-Type Refrigerator and opened it up. He saw Some Ham, some cheese, some bacon, some bagels, some bread, some milk, some sums, some donuts, some oatmeal, some tomatoes, some tea, sausage, tuna, trout, jam, apples, papayas, grapes, marmalade, compotes, oranges, orange juice, some beans, hash browns, potatoes, honey, and a [[box of Jaclose か漢能s->JacloseCereal2]]… But no $egg . After looking around some more he saw a note in the fridge. Jaclose picked up the note and read it out loud “Dearest Jaclose, Tis be all your shopping servents. As it is the fourth Tuesday of Spring we’ve all taken our Springly vacation. We’ve also taken all of the eggs with us as well as the Egggs, Eggggs, Egggggggggs, Egggggggggggggggggggggggggggs. We hope you understand. Have a Lovely day! Sincerely, Your Shopping servants” “Hmm… well this truly is a pickle,” puzzled Jaclose, “I need my $egg for my breakfast but there is no $egg in this house…. VERY WELL THEN! I shall make post haste to the market! I shall purchase the $egg myself!” [[Prepare for thyne journeth->PrepareForJourney]] <<timed 50s>> Just say journey ya stupid hoity-toity bumptoid… <</timed>>

<<set $egg to eggggs>> “YES! $egg !” Jaclose declared, “I Shall eat $egg for breakfast!” Jaclose summersaulted over to his 1961 Jaguar E-Type Refrigerator and opened it up. He saw Some Ham, some cheese, some bacon, some bagels, some bread, some milk, some sums, some donuts, some oatmeal, some tomatoes, some tea, sausage, tuna, trout, jam, apples, papayas, grapes, marmalade, compotes, oranges, orange juice, some beans, hash browns, potatoes, honey, and a [[box of Jaclose か漢能s->JacloseCereal3]]… But no $egg . After looking around some more he saw a note in the fridge. Jaclose picked up the note and read it out loud “Dearest Jaclose, Tis be all your shopping servents. As it is the fourth Tuesday of Spring we’ve all taken our Springly vacation. We’ve also taken all of the eggs with us as well as the Egggs, Eggggs, Egggggggggs, Egggggggggggggggggggggggggggs. We hope you understand. Have a Lovely day! Sincerely, Your Shopping servants” “Hmm… well this truly is a pickle,” puzzled Jaclose, “I need my $egg for my breakfast but there is no $egg in this house…. VERY WELL THEN! I shall make post haste to the market! I shall purchase the $egg myself!” [[Prepare for thyne journeth->PrepareForJourney]] <<timed 50s>> Just say journey ya stupid hoity-toity bumptoid… <</timed>>

<<set $egg to "egggggggggs">> “YES! $egg !” Jaclose declared, “I Shall eat $egg for breakfast!” Jaclose summersaulted over to his 1961 Jaguar E-Type Refrigerator and opened it up. He saw Some Ham, some cheese, some bacon, some bagels, some bread, some milk, some sums, some donuts, some oatmeal, some tomatoes, some tea, sausage, tuna, trout, jam, apples, papayas, grapes, marmalade, compotes, oranges, orange juice, some beans, hash browns, potatoes, honey, and a [[box of Jaclose か漢能s->JacloseCereal4]]… But no $egg . After looking around some more he saw a note in the fridge. Jaclose picked up the note and read it out loud “Dearest Jaclose, Tis be all your shopping servents. As it is the fourth Tuesday of Spring we’ve all taken our Springly vacation. We’ve also taken all of the Eggs with us as well as the Egggs, Eggggs, Egggggggggs, Egggggggggggggggggggggggggggs. We hope you understand. Have a Lovely day! Sincerely, Your Shopping servants” “Hmm… well this truly is a pickle,” puzzled Jaclose, “I need my $egg for my breakfast but there is no $egg in this house…. VERY WELL THEN! I shall make post haste to the market! I shall purchase the $egg myself!” [[Prepare for thyne journeth->PrepareForJourney]] <<timed 50s>> Just say journey ya stupid hoity-toity bumptoid… <</timed>>

<<set $egg to "egggggggggggggggggggggggggggs">> “YES! $egg !” Jaclose declared, “I Shall eat $egg for breakfast!” Jaclose summersaulted over to his 1961 Jaguar E-Type Refrigerator and opened it up. He saw Some Ham, some cheese, some bacon, some bagels, some bread, some milk, some sums, some donuts, some oatmeal, some tomatoes, some tea, sausage, tuna, trout, jam, apples, papayas, grapes, marmalade, compotes, oranges, orange juice, some beans, hash browns, potatoes, honey, and a [[box of Jaclose-か漢能s->JacloseCereal5]]… But no $egg . After looking around some more he saw a note in the fridge. Jaclose picked up the note and read it out loud “Dearest Jaclose, Tis be all your shopping servents. As it is the fourth Tuesday of Spring we’ve all taken our Springly vacation. We’ve also taken all of the eggs with us as well as the Egggs, Eggggs, Egggggggggs, Egggggggggggggggggggggggggggs. We hope you understand. Have a Lovely day! Sincerely, Your Shopping servants” “Hmm… well this truly is a pickle,” puzzled Jaclose, “I need my $egg for my breakfast but there is no $egg in this house…. VERY WELL THEN! I shall make post haste to the market! I shall purchase the $egg myself!” [[Prepare for thyne journeth->PrepareForJourney]] <<timed 50s>> Just say journey ya stupid hoity-toity bumptoid… <</timed>>

During the many years of Jaclose’s fashion life he tried to make a tie in cereal with his success. Most people are lazy and just make Os for their brand but Jaclose feeling brave wanted to make fancy cereal shapes for himself. After looking up some cool shapes he had all of his cereal pieces shaped into kanji. Specifically shaped into か, 漢, and 能. Unfortunately this cereal became so hard to make that the company he hired could only afford to make one box per month. Jaclose was fine with this and hires people to make sure he always gets this box. [[back->JacloseEggs]]

Jaclose decided that he would not only go into town but grace the towns folk by walking there, and since he would be walking into town he needed to look his best. Jaclose grabbed his black satin and organza gown with the crimson shoulder pads that formed into a mauve mantle covering his back, and he grabbed his copper gopher staff that he could use as a walking stick and took a look in the mirror. “Now that is the look of perfection” Jaclose crowed. Now that he was prepared to go for his walk he went to his two story ebony darkness dalbergia front doorven and opened it to begin his trip to buy some $egg [[Begin your walk->JacloseBeginWalk]]

During the many years of Jaclose’s fashion life he tried to make a tie in cereal with his success. Most people are lazy and just make Os for their brand but Jaclose feeling brave wanted to make fancy cereal shapes for himself. After looking up some cool shapes he had all of his cereal pieces shaped into kanji. Specifically shaped into か, 漢, and 能. Unfortunately this cereal became so hard to make that the company he hired could only afford to make one box per month. Jaclose was fine with this and hires people to make sure he always gets this box. [[back->JacloseEgggs]]

During the many years of Jaclose’s fashion life he tried to make a tie in cereal with his success. Most people are lazy and just make Os for their brand but Jaclose feeling brave wanted to make fancy cereal shapes for himself. After looking up some cool shapes he had all of his cereal pieces shaped into kanji. Specifically shaped into か, 漢, and 能. Unfortunately this cereal became so hard to make that the company he hired could only afford to make one box per month. Jaclose was fine with this and hires people to make sure he always gets this box. [[back->JacloseEggggs]]

During the many years of Jaclose’s fashion life he tried to make a tie in cereal with his success. Most people are lazy and just make Os for their brand but Jaclose feeling brave wanted to make fancy cereal shapes for himself. After looking up some cool shapes he had all of his cereal pieces shaped into kanji. Specifically shaped into か, 漢, and 能. Unfortunately this cereal became so hard to make that the company he hired could only afford to make one box per month. Jaclose was fine with this and hires people to make sure he always gets this box. [[back->JacloseEgggggggggs]]

During the many years of Jaclose’s fashion life he tried to make a tie in cereal with his success. Most people are lazy and just make Os for their brand but Jaclose feeling brave wanted to make fancy cereal shapes for himself. After looking up some cool shapes he had all of his cereal pieces shaped into kanji. Specifically shaped into か, 漢, and 能. Unfortunately this cereal became so hard to make that the company he hired could only afford to make one box per month. Jaclose was fine with this and hires people to make sure he always gets this box. [[back->JacloseEgggggggggggggggggggggggggggs]]

Jaclose stepped outside just in time to see a bright and beautiful sunrise. He took in a deep breath as the cool fresh air filled up his lungs and filled him with energy. “This is going to be such a lovely day” chirped Jaclose as he began to walk down his 100 foot driveway made of bulletproof glass filled with cherry blossom petals and came to the 20 foot tall silver gate for 10 foot tall iridium gate that surrounded his 40,000 square foot estate. He pulled the electronic football key and threw it at the gate causing it to open. The football was genetically engineered to possess boomerang DNA so it came right back to him where he put it back into his pocket as the gate opened up for him, closing as soon as he stepped through. Jaclose lived fairly close to Jaclose town, which the townsfolk were so kind to name after him. It was just a close walk into town where he walked by the many small business buildings that make up the area. As it was early in the morning not many people were out walking so it was fairly quiet, but whenever someone saw him they would gasp in awe at his magnificence, some would even bow as they knew the only reason he wasn’t royalty was for legal reasons and others would merely faint cause their minds could not handle his beauty. After a while of allowing the townsfolk a chance to witness perfection Jaclose he finally made it to the Supermarket district, known for having a bunch of different supermarkets within the same location. <<timed 60s>> I mean most people just call these strip malls or mini malls but whatever. <</timed>> There’s the [[Stupidmarket->StupidMarketD]], [[Strancy's->StrancyD]], [[The Soupermarket->SoupermarketD]], and [[Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser->FootfeetstoreD]]. Saint Jaclose looked at these Stores carefully. Only one of them was worthy to supply his $egg –like needs But which one would Jaclose choose [[StupidMarket->JStupid]] [[Strancy's->JStrancys]] [[Soupermarket->JSouper]] [[Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser->JFootFeet]]

You might think poorly with of a store that named itself stupid market but its actually a nice check on reality. Relatively speaking all things and beings are stupid in comparison to Jaclose so after the town was renamed to Jaclose town the store renamed itself to show humility towards the greatness that is Jaclose. It’s a decently sized store, being almost a quarter the size of Jaclose’s own house. A good place to purchase food like most super markets. Sure it doesn’t have Matsutake Mushrooms, or black truffle Brie cheese but it is acceptable for regular mortal needs [[Back->JacloseBeginWalk]]

Strancy’s is a nice general store with a very normal and common name. Why Jaclose knows so many Strancys that he’s lost count of them. But the very common and lovable name of Strancy aside Strancy’s sells good food at gooder prices. Now if you’re an intelligent person your probably thinking “Wow that’s a really good slogan to go along with the great name of the store! Who could have thought of such a thing!” Why it was Jaclose of course! Jaclose one day bought out this nameless store for an entire day, changed the name and the stores slogan and then gave it back to the owner and ever since their business has been quite successful. [[Back->JacloseBeginWalk]]

With a Name like Soupermarket you might think that they only sell soup but they sell all kinds of foods, they sell noodles, vegetables, chicken, potatoes, celery, and… an ingredient that doesn’t normally go in soup… Look I got soup on the brain now I can only think of soup but I swear they sell non-soup related edibles. [[Back->JacloseBeginWalk]]

Ah Yes Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser. A popular shoe store named after John Footfeet the founder of the store. During the great war John Footfeet found that people needed shoes that weren’t expensive because the war meant less money for the people. So John Footfeet made his fortune by supplying shoes to the poor while slowly growing in power until he became the very thing that he set off to fight against. Not that any of this means anything to you. You’re Jaclose! Jaclose has never been poor or had trouble buying things. [[Back->JacloseBeginWalk]]

<<if $egg eq "eggs">> <<set $store to "Stupidmarket">> Saint Jaclose gallantly walks up to the Stupidmarket as the doors open for his glorious presence he looks around in the store to see a many isles of food type substances. It’s a rather large food store. The only other person in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer1D]], standing by the only open check out line. Jaclose walks up to him and trills. “Excuse me my good sir, but I have come to this fine establishment to purchase some of your $egg as I am a man who enjoys a good breakfast. ” The cashier dumbly says “Uh… I kind of can’t leave my post incase we get other customers… but they’re in the back by the milk. You can get them yourself.” Despite what the cashier says its very clear to Jaclose that this man has no idea what an egg is so he must be the one to obtain the eggs himself. “Very well then!” Jaclose declares, “I shall be the one to obtain the eggs from the back of store!” and so Jaclose walks to the back of the store to find the eggs [[The back of the store->JStoreBack]] <<else>> <<set $store to "Stupidmarket">> Saint Jaclose gallantly walks up to the Stupidmarket as the doors open for his glorious presence he looks around in the store to see a many isles of food type substances. It’s a rather large food store. The only other person in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer1D]], standing by the only open check out line. Jaclose walks up to him and trills. “Excuse me my good sir, but I have come to this fine establishment to purchase some of your $egg as I am a man who enjoys a good breakfast. ” The cashier dumbly says” I’m sorry but we’re fresh out of $egg the store had a recall something about too many Gs in them or something; we’ve got eggs though if you want that. They’re in the back by the milk.” From the smirk on the cashier’s face (WHO DOES NOT DERSERVE TO BE NAMED OR PLAYED AS) Jaclose can tell that he’s a heathen who dares to make jokes in Jaclose’s direction. “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood mortal.” Jaclose scoffs, “But I shall obtain my eggs then, and then I shall purchase them and leave this establishment.” And So Jaclose grumpily trots his way to the back of the store [[The back of the store->JStoreBack]] <</if>>

<<if $egg eq "eggs">> <<set $store to "Strancy’s">> Saint Jaclose gallantly walks up to Strancy’s as the doors open for his glorious presence he looks around in the store to see a many isles of food type substances. It’s a rather large food store. The only other person in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer2D]], standing by the only open check out line. Jaclose walks up to him and trills. “Excuse me my good sir, but I have come to this fine establishment to purchase some of your $egg as I am a man who enjoys a good breakfast. ” The cashier dumbly says “Uh… I kind of can’t leave my post incase we get other customers… but they’re in the back by the milk. You can get them yourself.” Despite what the cashier says its very clear to Jaclose that this man has no idea what an egg is so he must be the one to obtain the eggs himself. “Very well then!” Jaclose declares, “I shall be the one to obtain the eggs from the back of store!” and so Jaclose walks to the back of the store to find the eggs [[The back of the store->JStoreBack]] <<else>> <<set $store to "Strancy’s">> Saint Jaclose gallantly walks up to Strancy’s as the doors open for his glorious presence he looks around in the store to see a many isles of food type substances. It’s a rather large food store. The only other person in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer2D]], standing by the only open check out line. Jaclose walks up to him and trills. “Excuse me my good sir, but I have come to this fine establishment to purchase some of your $egg as I am a man who enjoys a good breakfast. ” The cashier dumbly says “I’m sorry but we’re fresh out of $egg the store had a recall something about too many Gs in them or something; we’ve got eggs though if you want that. They’re in the back by the milk.” From the smirk on the cashier’s face (WHO DOES NOT DERSERVE TO BE NAMED OR PLAYED AS) Jaclose can tell that he’s a heathen who dares to make jokes in Jaclose’s direction. “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood mortal.” Jaclose scoffs, “But I shall obtain my eggs then, and then I shall purchase them and leave this establishment.” And So Jaclose grumpily trots his way to the back of the store [[The back of the store->JStoreBack]] <</if>>

<<if $egg eq "eggs">> <<set $store to "Soupermarket">> Saint Jaclose gallantly walks up to The Soupermarket as the doors open for his glorious presence he looks around in the store to see a many isles of food type substances. All the isles are also shaped like soup bowls, Jaclose smiles as he admires the stores dedication to their theme. The only other person in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer3D]], standing by the only open check out line. Jaclose walks up to him and trills. “Excuse me my good sir, but I have come to this fine establishment to purchase some of your $egg as I am a man who enjoys a good breakfast. ” The cashier dumbly says “Uh… I kind of can’t leave my post incase we get other customers… but they’re in the back by the milk. You can get them yourself.” Despite what the cashier says its very clear to Jaclose that this man has no idea what an egg is so he must be the one to obtain the eggs himself. “Very well then!” Jaclose declares, “I shall be the one to obtain the eggs from the back of store!” and so Jaclose walks to the back of the store to find the eggs [[The back of the store->JStoreBack]] <<else>> <<set $store to "Soupermarket">> Saint Jaclose gallantly walks up to The Soupermarket as the doors open for his glorious presence he looks around in the store to see a many isles of food type substances. All the isles are also shaped like soup bowls, Jaclose smiles as he admires the stores dedication to their theme. The only other person in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer3D]], standing by the only open check out line. Jaclose walks up to him and trills. “Excuse me my good sir, but I have come to this fine establishment to purchase some of your $egg as I am a man who enjoys a good breakfast. ” The cashier dumbly says “I’m sorry but we’re fresh out of $egg the store had a recall something about too many Gs in them or something; we’ve got eggs though if you want that. They’re in the back by the milk.” From the smirk on the cashier’s face (WHO DOES NOT DERSERVE TO BE NAMED OR PLAYED AS) Jaclose can tell that he’s a heathen who dares to make jokes in Jaclose’s direction. “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood mortal.” Jaclose scoffs, “But I shall obtain my eggs then, and then I shall purchase them and leave this establishment.” And So Jaclose grumpily trots his way to the back of the store [[The back of the store->JStoreBack]] <</if>>

<<if $egg eq "eggs">> <<set $store to "Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser">> Saint Jaclose gallantly walks up to Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser as the doors open for his glorious presence he looks around the store to see a few isles of shoes… AS HE EXPECTED! After all he’s Jaclose he always knows what he’s doing. The only other one in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer4D]] by standing by the checkout who seems to be sewing something. Jaclose walks up to her and says ““Excuse me my good madam, but I have come to this fine establishment to purchase some of your $egg as I am a man who enjoys a good breakfast. ” The cashier blinks twice out of confusion saying “What?” she stops her sewing and looks Jaclose in the eye. “This is a shoe store, we don’t sell eggs”” Jaclose begins to steam, “YOU DARE QUESTION ME!” Jaclose fumes, “What about that refrigerator dispensing lever that’s right next to you. The cashier looks next to her and says “What lever? There’s no lever here. And if there was supposed to be one the Narrator certainly forgot to mention it” “DON’T BREAK THE 4TH WALL!” Jaclose shouts, “AND WHERE IS THAT LEVER! THE LEVER IS SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT HER- <<timed 30s>> <<goto "FootFeet2">> <</timed>> <<else>> <<set $store to "Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser">> Saint Jaclose gallantly walks up to Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser as the doors open for his glorious presence he looks around the store to see a few isles of shoes… AS HE EXPECTED! After all he’s Jaclose he always knows what he’s doing. The only other one in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer4D]] by standing by the checkout who seems to be sewing something. Jaclose walks up to her and says ““Excuse me my good madam, but I have come to this fine establishment to purchase some of your $egg as I am a man who enjoys a good breakfast. ” The cashier blinks twice out of confusion saying “What?” she stops her sewing and looks Jaclose in the eye. “ First off, $egg isn’t a real thing and secondly this is a shoe store, we don’t sell eggs”” Jaclose begins to steam, “YOU DARE QUESTION ME!” Jaclose fumes, “What about that refrigerator dispensing lever that’s right next to you. The cashier looks next to her and says “What lever? There’s no lever here. And if there was supposed to be one the Narrator certainly forgot to mention it” “DON’T BREAK THE 4TH WALL!” Jaclose shouts, “AND WHERE IS THAT LEVER! THE LEVER IS SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT HER- <<timed 30s>> <<goto "FootFeet2">> <</timed>> <</if>>

A young girl with dark silver short hair and a big nose. She’s wearing a Footfeet store uniform and is sewing a little puppet for herself. She seems to be of an average height. On her uniform she’s wearing a name tag that says Dominuma on it. An odd name but a much better name then the cashier in the other stores. Also there’s something about her that makes you think that she’s probably an android or something, maybe build to infiltrate the human race and take it out from the inside out… idk just a feeling you get. Overall Not the most playable but miles better then the other guy. [[Back->JFootFeet]]

<<if $egg eq "eggs">> Saint Jaclose gallantly walks up to Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser as the doors open for his glorious presence he looks around the store to see a few isles of shoes. The only other one in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer4.1]] by standing by the checkout who seems to be sewing something. There is a very obvious lever next to the cashier Jaclose walks up to her and effuses ““Excuse me my good madam, but I have come to this fine establishment to purchase some of your $egg as I am a man who enjoys a good breakfast. ” The cashier blinks twice out of confusion saying “What?” she stops her sewing and looks Jaclose in the eye. “This is a shoe store, we don’t sell eggs”” Jaclose begins to steam, “YOU DARE QUESTION ME!” Jaclose fumes, “What about that refrigerator dispensing lever that’s right next to you. The cashier looks next to her and says “oh yeah that lever, the one that’s //always// been here //WINK// “ she winks at Jaclose as she goes to pull the lever. She tries to pull it once but it seems to be stuck. She tries a second time this time pulling harder and harder as she says “Come on you stupid schroeder’s lever! Why won’t you wor-“ Suddenly with a loud metallic clang the lever brakes in half. “…Huh” says the cashier as Jaclose begins to groan in frustratio- <<timed 30s>> <<goto "FootFeet3">> <</timed>> <<else>> Saint Jaclose gallantly walks up to Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser as the doors open for his glorious presence he looks around the store to see a few isles of shoes. The only other one in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer4.1]] by standing by the checkout who seems to be sewing something. There is a very obvious lever next to the cashier Jaclose walks up to her and effuses ““Excuse me my good madam, but I have come to this fine establishment to purchase some of your $egg as I am a man who enjoys a good breakfast. ” The cashier blinks twice out of confusion saying “What?” she stops her sewing and looks Jaclose in the eye. “First off, $egg isn’t a real thing and secondly this is a shoe store, we don’t sell eggs” Jaclose begins to steam, “YOU DARE QUESTION ME!” Jaclose fumes, “What about that refrigerator dispensing lever that’s right next to you. The cashier looks next to her and says “oh yeah that lever, the one that’s //always// been here //WINK// “ she winks at Jaclose as she goes to pull the lever. She tries to pull it once but it seems to be stuck. She tries a second time this time pulling harder and harder as she says “Come on you stupid schroeder’s lever! Why won’t you wor-“ Suddenly with a loud metallic clang the lever brakes in half. “…Huh” says the cashier as Jaclose begins to groan in frustratio- <<timed 30s>> <<goto "FootFeet3">> <</timed>> <</if>>

Saint Jaclose speedily and gallantly walks through the doors to Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser. he looks around the store to see a few isles of shoes. The only other one in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer4.2]] by standing by the checkout who seems to be sewing something. There is a very obvious and sturdy lever that wont break next to the cashier. The lever has also been oiled recently so that it will work perfectly fine Jaclose walks up to her and effuses ““Excuse me my good madam, but I have come to this store to purchase some of your $egg as I am a man who enjoys a good breakfast. So if you could pull the lever to dispense a refrigerator for me I would be very appreciative” The cashier says, “Why certainly Jaclose, I would love to pull this lever to dispense the fridge for you to pick out your eggs” She pulls the lever and a metallic door opens out of the ceiling lowing down a lift that has a has an open face display refrig-wait where’s the fridge, its just coming down with a paper note taped to it. Jaclose pulls off the note and reads it, “Dear Dominuma, Remember to replace the Fridge in the Fridge dispenser. Last one Broke last week. Love Dominuma” There’s little hearts drawn around the closing of the note. Jaclose looks up and glares at the cashier as she just tries to put on an innocent smile smile and shrugs. He starts to growl as the fails to realize how inevitable it is to try to force everything in his world to be perfect cause no matter how hard he tries things will go wrong and it’s the ability to adapt the unexpected results is what helps us grow as people. If you look at the world around you the things that stay around are the things that are able to adapt to change and are more flexible where as the rigid and hard things tend to crack and fail to be happy in a modern society. To quote C. JoyBell C. ““It’s the hard things that break; soft things don’t break. It was an epiphany I had today and I just wonder why it took me so very, very long to see it! You can waste so many years of your life trying to become something hard in order not to break; but it’s the soft things that can’t break! The hard things are the ones that shatter into a million pieces!” Now hopefully the transition to the next attempt should have happened by now to keep up the running joke of the narration getting interrupted but incase you’re a really fast reader I’m going to paste the entire declaration of independence. When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. My name is Ebony Darkness “Assent to Laws” Raven way, and I’m the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da England out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major Redcoating hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Pennsylvania State House in Philadelphia, PA where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Pennsylvania State House. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. "Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Thomas Jefferson! "What's up T-Jeff?" I asked. "Nothing." he said shyly. But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun. My friend, Willow (AN: Benjamin Franklin dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.) "OMRG, I saw you talking to Thomas Jefferson! yesterday!" she said excitedly. "Yeah? So?" I said, blushing. "Do you like Thomas?" she asked as we went out of the Independence Hall and into the Great Hall. "No I so Redcoating don't!" I shouted. "Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Thomas walked up to me. "Hi." he said. "Hi." I replied flirtily. "Guess what." he said. "What?" I asked. "Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in The Liberty Bell." he told me. "Oh. My. Redcoating. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR. "Well.... do you want to go with me?" he asked. I gasped. <<timed 30s>> <<goto "FootFeet4">> <</timed>>

Jaclose walks through the doors to Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser. He looks around the store to see a few isles of shoes. The only other one in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer4.3]] by standing by the checkout. Next to the cashier is a very obvious and sturdy lever that wont break and has been oiled recently. Jaclose walks up to her and grins ““Excuse me my good madam, but I have come to this store to purchase some eggs. So if you could pull the lever to activate the dispenser for the fridge that I know for a fact you recently replaced I would be quite pleased” The cashier opens up her mouth holds up a finger and says “… I forgot my line” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT YOUR LINE! ” Jaclose explodes, “YOU DON’T HAVE LINES YOU’RE JUST SUPPOSED TO RUN THE STORE YOU LITTLE HIGHWAY HAMSTER! DID YOU FORGET HOW TO RUN A STORE! YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING YOU JUST HAD TO PULL THE LEVER NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I WORKED WITH SUCH UNPROFESSIONALISM! WHY I LET A THOROUGHFARE CAPYBARA LIKE YOURSELF EXIST HERE IS BEYOND ME! I SWEAR I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM EXISTA- <<timed 20s>> <<goto "FootFeet5">> <</timed>>

Jaclose enters Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser. It’s a shoe store, there are shoes. The only other one in here is [[the cashier->JCasheer4.5]] by standing by the checkout holding a piece of paper and looking at carefully. Next to the cashier is a very obvious and sturdy lever that wont break and has been oiled recently. Jaclose walked up to her ““Excuse me my good madam,” he seethed through his teeth trying to force a smile, ”but I have come to this store to purchase some eggs. So if you could pull the lever to activate the dispenser for the fridge that I know for a fact you recently replaced I would be quite pleased” The cashier looks closely at the paper “Why certainly Jaclose, I would love to get a fridge with some eggs for you. You’re my favorite customer, Pull lever, don’t actually read pull lever out loud just pull the lever,” she says as she pulls the lever. After she does a metallic door opens out of the ceiling lowing down a lift that has an open face display refrigerator filled from top to bottom with eggs. [[Access Eggs->JAccessEggs]]

A young girl with dark silver short hair and a big nose. She’s wearing a Footfeet store uniform and is sewing a little puppet for herself. She seems to be of an average height. On her uniform she’s wearing a name tag that says Dominuma on it. An odd name but a much better name then the cashier in the other stores. Also there’s something about her that makes you think that she’s probably an android or something, maybe build to infiltrate the human race and take it out from the inside out… idk just a feeling you get. Overall Not the most playable but a little better then the other guy. [[back->FootFeet2]]

A young girl with dark silver short hair and a big nose. She’s wearing a Footfeet store uniform and is sewing a little puppet for herself. She seems to be of an average height. On her uniform she’s wearing a name tag that says Dominuma on it. An odd name but a much better name then the cashier in the other stores. Also there’s something about her that makes you think that she’s probably an android or something, maybe build to infiltrate the human race and take it out from the inside out… idk just a feeling you get. Overall Not the most playable but miles better then the other guy. [[back->FootFeet3]]

A young girl with dark silver short hair and a big nose. She’s wearing a Footfeet store uniform and is sewing a little puppet for herself. She seems to be of an average height. On her uniform she’s wearing a name tag that says Dominuma on it. She also has a nack for messing things up and making handing someone some eggs as hard as possible. [[back->FootFeet4]]

A young girl with dark silver short hair and a big nose. She’s wearing a Footfeet store uniform and is sewing a little puppet for herself. She seems to be of an average height. On her uniform she’s wearing a name tag that says Dominuma on it. She also has a nack for messing things up and making handing someone some eggs as hard as possible well as managing to forget lines when lines weren't even had in the first place. I take everything back she's not playable at all. [[back->FootFeet5]]

So buying eggs... how many eggs do you want? [[1->JDOneEgg]] [[10->JDTenEggs]] [[12->JDTwelveEggs]] [[486->JD486Eggs]] [[487->JD487Eggs]]

A dark-silver haired girl with short hair who seems to be about 5 feet tall, she only looks to be a few years younger then you from what you can tell. She has teal eyes and a big beautiful nose. You can’t deny that she’s pretty cute… Actually its not my call to make you could deny whatever you want but as the Narrator I declare her to be cute. Oh yeah also she’s wearing a lab coat like the original page said. [[Back->SDHBWakeUp]]

He’s some scraggily looking millennial with blue skin and brown hair; his hair wasn’t brushed at all so it’s kind of all over his eyes. He’s tall lanky and awkward like some kind of rejected sloth. He’s wearing a store uniform and looks like a complete dork. He probably sounds like the most annoying cartoon character you can think of. He’s also got some acne or something. He’s wearing a nametag that says “Stormkple” on it, what a dumb name. All in all this man is unplayable and should never have been played as. [[Back->JStupid]]

You walk to the back of the store and find yourself at some display refrigerators. Just like the cashier said the Eggs are right next to the milk. You see lots of eggs. You have finally reached the promise land, but the real question is, How many eggs do you want? [[1->JOneEgg]] [[10->J10Egg]] [[12->J12Egg]] [[486->J486Egg]] [[487->J487Egg]]

He’s some scraggily looking millennial with blue skin and brown hair; his hair wasn’t brushed at all so it’s kind of all over his eyes. He’s tall lanky and awkward like some kind of rejected sloth. He’s wearing a store uniform and looks like a complete dork. He probably sounds like the most annoying cartoon character you can think of. He’s also got some acne or something. He’s wearing a nametag that says “Stormkple” on it, what a dumb name. All in all this man is unplayable and should never have been played as. [[Back->JStrancys]]

He’s some scraggily looking millennial with blue skin and brown hair; his hair wasn’t brushed at all so it’s kind of all over his eyes. He’s tall lanky and awkward like some kind of rejected sloth. He’s wearing a store uniform and looks like a complete dork. He probably sounds like the most annoying cartoon character you can think of. He’s also got some acne or something. He’s wearing a nametag that says “Stormkple” on it, what a dumb name. All in all this man is unplayable and should never have been played as. [[Back->JSouper]]

<<set $eggcount to "1">> Jaclose picks up a single egg and heads back to the front of $store to purchase his egg. “Yes my good Sir now how much would this be?” The cashier just looks confused, “Just one egg?” he says dumbly, you do know these come in sets of twelve right?” “DO NOT QUESTION THE GENIOUS THAT IS JACLOSE!” Jaclose grouses, “Just tell me how much it costs!” “Uh… I guess I can’t really charge you for a single egg… this ones on the house?” he shrugs dumbly. Jaclose laughs a hearty laugh, “Thank you my good sir, you’ve made a rich man even richer” Jaclose laughs as he exits $store [[Go Home->JacloseEnding]]

<<set $eggcount to "10">> Jaclose picks up 10 eggs and heads back to the front of $store to purchase his eggs. “Yes my good Sir now how much would this be?” The cashier just looks confused, “Uh those things come in sets of twelve sir, you know that right?” he says dumbly, “DO NOT QUESTION THE GENIOUS THAT IS JACLOSE!” Jaclose grouses, “Just tell me how much it costs!” “Uh… Lets see they normally cost 3$ take away 2 eggs that’s um…..” the dumb man puzzles for about 2 Jaclose minutes which is far too long for any Jaclose to normally wait, He pulls out three dollars and throws it on the cashiers counter cajoling “just keep the change!” Jaclose then happily trots away as he exits $store . [[Go Home->JacloseEnding]]

<<set $eggcount to "12">> Jaclose picks up a dozen eggs and heads back to the front of $store to purchase his eggs. “Yes my good Sir now how much would this be?” “That will be 3$” the cashier says dumbly, Jaclose pulls out three dollars and hands it to the cashier who responds, “Thank You for your purchase have a nice day.” Jaclose then happily trots away as he exits $store [[Go Home->JacloseEnding]]

<<set $eggcount to "486">> Jaclose stretches his arms and fingers as he prepares himself for the challenge ahead. Carefully he grabs 486 eggs individually balancing them perfectly into three even stacks of 162. He makes his way to the front of the store and carefully puts all the eggs on the conveyer belt as the cashier watches in horror and confusion. “How many eggs is that?” he dumbly asks, “486 Eggs” Jaclose boasts “486… Why do you need 486 eggs?” “DO NOT QUESTION THE GENIOUS THAT IS JACLOSE!” Jaclose grouses, “Just tell me how much it costs!” “Uhh….” The cashier begins to panic as he pulls out a calculator, “Elementary school math teachers warned me of this day but I never believed them!” After a bit of number crunching he finally says “Ok so that will cost “One hundred and twenty one dollars and 50 cents.” “HA! Pocket change!” Jaclose scoffs as he hands the cashier $121.50 in quarters, and pennies mostly… pennies though. “Oh I wish that wasn’t literal” says the Cashier as he begins to count it up. By the time he’s done Jaclose has already picked up all of the eggs and made his way to the exit. He hears a “Thank you and have a good day,” in the distance as he exits $store [[Go Home->JacloseEnding]]

Nice try buddy, but Jaclose knows how many eggs is too much. He’s not going to get 487 eggs. That would be ridiculous [[Back->JStoreBack]]

<<if $store eq "Footfeet’s Loose Footlooser">> Jaclose walked home as he reminisced about his journey. He successfully went to $store and purchased eggs equal to the numeric amount of $eggcount . Now how many people can say that they’ve purchased eggs equal to the numeric amount of $eggcount before. Not many I can assure you that much. As Jaclose made it home and back into the kitchen he noticed that the sun had already begun to set. Breakfast time had long since passed. While he could have a tasty Brinner Jaclose knew he wasn’t feeling like that much of a savage today. So Jaclose took the eggs equal to the numeric amount of $eggcount and carefully placed them in the refrigerator so that the eggs equal to the numeric amount of $eggcount would be ready for tomorrow’s breakfast. As for right now Jaclose decided to order a pizza. He made a quick call to Stongaloids and ordered an extra large pizza with smaller pizzas on top. After a quite tasty and satisfying meal Jaclose decided that he would turn in early for the day, After all early to bed early to rise. Jaclose called to his 7*1027 sleepy time servants who picked him up and carried him into bed where they would each massage one of his individual atoms until he fell asleep. This really was quite a lovely day for Jaclose. Congradulations! You’ve Won at Jaclose’s Lovely Day! Your Final Score is 40,806 Dominuma’s Final Score is 0 You’re a really smart and amazing player! After all not everyone is smart enough to want to play Jaclose’s Lovely Day, In fact I’ll bet you’ll want to play it again because of how Lovely it is! Maybe Try a different path, purchase a different amount of eggs from a different store perhaps. I’ll bet you do! Luckily for you I’m nice enough to allow such a thing for you So why don't you [[Click here to restart->JacloseQUestTitleScreen]] <<else>> Jaclose walked home as he reminisced about his journey. He successfully went to $store and purchased eggs equal to the numeric amount of $eggcount . Now how many people can say that they’ve purchased eggs equal to the numeric amount of $eggcount before. Not many I can assure you that much. As Jaclose made it home and back into the kitchen he noticed that the sun had already begun to set. Breakfast time had long since passed. While he could have a tasty Brinner Jaclose knew he wasn’t feeling like that much of a savage today. So Jaclose took the eggs equal to the numeric amount of $eggcount and carefully placed them in the refrigerator so that the eggs equal to the numeric amount of $eggcount would be ready for tomorrow’s breakfast. As for right now Jaclose decided to order a pizza. He made a quick call to Stongaloids and ordered an extra large pizza with smaller pizzas on top. After a quite tasty and satisfying meal Jaclose decided that he would turn in early for the day, After all early to bed early to rise. Jaclose called to his 7*1027 sleepy time servants who picked him up and carried him into bed where they would each massage one of his individual atoms until he fell asleep. This really was quite a lovely day for Jaclose. Congradulations! You’ve Won at Jaclose’s Lovely Day! Your Final Score is 40,806 You’re a really smart and amazing player! After all not everyone is smart enough to want to play Jaclose’s Lovely Day, In fact I’ll bet you’ll want to play it again because of how Lovely it is! Maybe Try a different path, purchase a different amount of eggs from a different store perhaps. I’ll bet you do! Luckily for you I’m nice enough to allow such a thing for you So why don't you [[Click here to restart->JacloseQUestTitleScreen]] <</if>>

<<set $eggcount to "1">> Jaclose picks up a single egg and turns to the cashier, “So tell me how much will this cost?” Jaclose enquires, “Just one egg?” the cashier says “After all the trouble you went through to get these things out in the first place and you only want one? Shouldn’t you at least get two?” “DO NOT QUESTION THE GENIOUS THAT IS JACLOSE!” Jaclose grouses, “Just tell me how much it costs!” The cashier rings up the egg and says “Well that will be 7$” “Seven Dollars for a single egg?” Jaclose exclaims “Hey it’s a good egg, even if it’s a bit pricey” “Humf!” Jaclose humfs, “that’s still nothing for a man like myself” Jaclose hands the cashier his money and she hands him the egg. As Jaclose leaves $store the cashier says “Thanks and have a Lovely day" [[Go Home->JacloseEnding]]

<<set $eggcount to "10">> Jaclose picks up 10 eggs and turns to the cashier. “So tell me how much will this cost?” Jaclose enquires, The cashier rings up the eggs and says “that will be about 70$”” “Seventy Dollars for a 10 eggs?” Jaclose exclaims, “That’s 7$ per egg! “Hey they’re good eggs, even if they’re a bit pricey” “Humf!” Jaclose humfs, “that’s still nothing for a man like myself” Jaclose hands the cashier his money and she hands him the eggs. As Jaclose leaves $store the cashier says “Thanks and have a Lovely day” [[Go Home->JacloseEnding]]

<<set $eggcount to "12">> Jaclose picks up a dozen eggs and turns to the cashier, So tell me how much will this cost?” Jaclose enquires, The cashier rings up the eggs and says “that will be about 84$” “Eighty-four Dollars!” Jaclose exclaims, “That’s 7$ per egg! “Hey they’re good eggs, even if they’re a bit pricey” “Humf!” Jaclose humfs, “that’s still nothing for a man like myself” Jaclose hands the cashier his money and she hands him the eggs. As Jaclose leaves $store the cashier says “Thanks and have a Lovely day [[Go Home->JacloseEnding]]

<<set $eggcount to "486">> Jaclose stretches his arms and fingers as he prepares himself for the challenge ahead. Carefully he grabs 486 eggs individually balancing them perfectly into three even stacks of 162. He begins to hand them to the cashier who takes them one by one and manages to do the same while ringing them up. Jaclose was almost impressed; her balance skills were nearly on par with his own. As she finished ringing up she eggs she says “Ok so for 486 eggs that will be 10,206.01” “WHAT! That can’t be right!” Jaclose objected, “I know for a fact that in the other options the eggs were 7$ each which should make my total cost a mere $3402!” “That would be true if you weren’t buying so many” the cashier explained, “ due to the high demand of our eggs, any egg purchases over 100 eggs at once will double the final cost, also purchasing an amount of eggs not divisible by 12 that’s greater then 36 will increase the price by 1.5 times leading us to the final cost… And the extra cent is because its Tuesday. If you wanted you could not be a moron and buy a normal amount of eggs.” She sasses as she puts one of the egg stacks on her head while leaning with her hand on her cheek. At this point it would have been wise to back down but Jaclose had massive amounts of everything including hubris. “DO NOT QUESTION THE GENIOUS THAT IS JACLOSE!” Jaclose groused as he began to pull out a checkbook, “I Am Jaclose! FASHION DESIGNER EXTRODONAIR AND NOTHING IS TOO EXPENSIVE FOR ME!” He refused to admit this in front of the cashier but this would knock out a minor amount of his savings, more then he’s usually willing to spend on breakfast. Jaclose wrote the check and handed it to her as he began to pick his eggs back up, “SEE! MONEY MEANS NOTHING TO ME!” He angrily smiled at her as he continued to balance eggs. The cashier put the check away as she said “Welp I guess you sure showed me” “I Most certainly did!” Jaclose boasted, now carrying his stacks of eggs on his head again. As he exited $store the cashier called out “Thanks hope to see you again.” [[Go Home->JacloseEnding]]

Nice try buddy, but Jaclose knows how many eggs is too much. He’s not going to get 487 eggs. That would be ridiculous [[Back->JAccessEggs]]

<<timed 1s>>.<</timed>><<timed 2s>>.<</timed>><<timed 3s>>.<</timed>> <<timed 5s>>So you done yet?<</timed>> <<timed 7s>>Have you had your fun?<</timed>> <<timed 9s>>Are you done with your silly little rebelling?<</timed>> <<timed 11s>>Well if you're ready to act a little more mature then we can get back to whats really important <</timed>> <<timed 15s>> Now I'll allow you to try doing the correct thing <</timed>> <<timed 17s>>[[Click here for another attempt->JacloseQUestTitleScreen]] <</timed>>

The Secret passage is long and dark, which unfortunately gives you a lot of time to think. Every step that you take makes the girls last words echo in your head. <<timed 7s>> Murderer <</timed>> You’ve never killed anyone before but it was in self defense. <<timed 14s>> Killer <</timed>> You can feel guilt slowly crawl through your body as you start to feel a little bit colder <<timed 21s>> You killed her. <</timed>> <<timed 25s>>Why did you do it? <</timed>> Soon you step over a chocolate squirrel and find yourself in a room covered in neon lights and signs, as well as beanbag chairs and some skate ramps From the looks of it, there’s another hallway at the end of the room, also you don’t see any people around… you might be safe for now. [[Enter the Room->SNMRoom]]

As you step in the room you look around again you think you’re alone. However you get startled and jump back when you hear a voice say “Hey dude!” You quickly turn around and see a Lava Lamp wearing sunglasses. <<timed 7s>> He’ll find out <</timed>> “Oh sorry man I didn’t mean to startle you” the Lava Lamp says, “Welcome to my pad, this is where I hang out and stuff. My names Lambard the Lava Lamp! And Only the coolest of” He keeps on talking but you have trouble focusing as stress begins to fill your body. <<timed 14s>> You’ll go to jail forever <</timed>> You just want to get out of here as fast as possible. The longer you’re here the more likely someone will find out what you did. <<timed 40s>> Leave no witnesses <</timed>> You try to think about how to get past him but only one option comes to mind. <<timed 16s>>[[Use Knife->SNMKnife]]<</timed>>

Quickly without hesitation you take the knife and jam it through the lava lamp before it can do anything. Its inner light fades out… And suddenly so does yours in a way. You can’t explain it but everything seems less real. This world, this temple, these people, your thoughts, your emotions. Maybe something within you broke as you intentionally took this life or maybe the adrenaline from the kill has overwhelmed you to the point where its hard to feel anything, either way you pull the knife out and notice that the lamp was wearing a pendent shaped like a bazooka. As you hold it in your hand it turns into a real bazooka. This could be useful. Now to continue move onward. [[Down the other hallway->SNMHallway]]

You walk down another dark pathway and soon find the floor beneath you disappears. You fall and end up and see a a chubby ghost “Wooooaaah Nelly! Its been too long since I’ve had any real company here!” he says. He says more words but they don’t matter to you. He’s probably blocking your way out. [[End him->SNMEndhim]]

You pull out the bazooka and shoot the ghost. Ectoplasm splatters across the room as the ghost is no more. A door opens behind you. [[Leave->SNMLeave]]

You leave the door and walk down another hallway. As you exit the hallway and into an open chamber you hear someone shout “FREEZE!” you turn to see a dog in a police uniform pointing a gun at you. “GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! I COULD SMELL A KILLER LIKE YOU FROM A MILE AWAY!” The dog says… You have trouble caring as you begin to walk towards it. “I SAID FREEZE!” You keep walking. The threat of your life being taken from you has no emotional impact on you, you just can’t feel any drive to stay alive, but you still don’t want to get arrested, removing this dog from the picture would keep you free. As you take another step forward the last thing you hear is a loud bang and then you stop feeling completely as your body falls to the stone cold ground. Game Over Your Final Score is 4 When you lose your humanity, your emotions, your desire to stay alive what is left? [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You pull out the outlet and put it on the scale. After careful consideration and looking at it again you think that the outlet would be too small too cause the scale to move. You mainly think that because the scale isn’t moving. You put the outlet back into your bag and try to think of something else. [[back->SNStamosRoomUmbrellaLess]]

Its a Pedistal with an outlet thats glowing. Its dark so you can't see anything special about it all this information was already avilaable before this, why did I put a description page here? [[Back->SNNorxed]]

You’ve made it back to your bedroom with everything still being blue except for the ceiling. Cthulu is still with you just standing patiently in the corner. To your left is the [[bathroom->SCBathroomD]]. To your North is the [[kitchen->SCKitchenD]]. Behind you is your [[window->SCWindowD]]. What are ya going to do? [[Go Back to the Bathroom->SCGBBathroom]] [[Jump out the Window->SCJumpWindow]] [[Go to the Kitchen->SCKitchen]]

He’s green about the same height as you and has tentacles all over his face. His entire body looks soft and stitched together like some kind of soft monstrosity. His head is slightly larger it proportionally should be. As far as you know this is the real Cthulu, and he tells you not to question whether or not he is Cthulu because he is. He’s probably got some wacky powers that make no sense. [[back->SCBathroom]]

It’s the place where you used to go to the bathroom and where you found Cthulu in your Toothpaste. Not sure why you clicked on this one you already know this you were there literarily just there. [[back->SCBedRoom]]

Your kitchen is where you eat things. Its also where you make things to be eaten, if you didn't know that you're kind of stupid. [[back->SCBedRoom]]

Its a beautiful day outside. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, theres some kind of strange swirling vortex outside in the middle of the sky that seems to be slowly growing in size and is consuming any clouds that get close to it...That last one might not have been there yesterday. You wonder if there’s a link between the weirdo in your toothpaste and the death vortex outside but its probably not that important. You got to get to work and hope that Mr. Tentacles over here doesn’t get you in trouble [[back->SCBedRoom]]

You go to back to the bathroom door and try to grab the handle but it moves out of the way. You try again but the same thing happens. You keep reaching for it again and again but much like a man trying to fit his car inside a toaster you never even get close. After tiring yourself out you turn to glare at Cthulu who just shrugs innocently. I get the feeling that you won’t be heading back in there, nor is there really a need to. [[back->SCBedRoom]]

Desperate to escape the abomination that came from your toothpaste you try to jump out the window. While you expect the shattering of glass you instead find yourself being quickly pushed back as if you ran into a trampoline. As you fall to the ground and look at Cthulu who just says “Do you like what I did with your window? Its much safer now!” You pick yourself off the ground and brush yourself off as you realize that this is going to be a rather weird day. [[back->SCBedRoom]]

You make your way downstairs to the kitchen and begin looking around for food for you and your “guest”. After looking through your various cupboards, fridges, and cabinets you manage to find a jar of [[peanut butter->SCPBD]], a box of [[Toaster-Os->SCTOsD]], [[Milk->SCMilkD]], An [[apple->SC.AppleD]], An [[Orange->SCOrangeD]], An [[Apple stapled to an Orange->SC.A+OD]], and some [[leftover spaghetti->SCSpaghettiD]]. After finding all the stuff you turn to face Cthulu who says “Lets play a game” his eyes begin to glow, “its called reflect the lasers! People play it all the time back home!” You only have a few seconds and the only things you have in reach are all the food. [[Use Peanutbutter->SCPB]] [[Use Toaster-Os->SCToastOs]] [[Use Milk->SCMilk]] [[Use Apple->SCApple]] [[Use Orange->SCOrange]] [[Use Apple Stapled to Orange->SCA+O]] [[Use Spaghetti->SCSpagetti]]

You look at the jar of peanut butter. Its creamy peanut butter and the jar hasn't been opened yet but you still wonder why on earth you would even own this. After all you are HIGHLY ALERGIC TO PEANUTS! The smell alone could kill you. But you already knew that about yourself. After all you would never Open a jar of peanut butter causing yourself to die right?.... Right? [[back->SCKitchen]]

Ah Toaster-Os. your favorite Cereal. Made from real Toasters that were shrunken down and placed into a box. Because of the fact that they literally are just tiny toasters they don't handle liquids very well.... Especially Milk [[back->SCKitchen]]

Its milk. What do you want from me? [[back->SCKitchen]]

A nice red apple that you picked straight from a tree growing inside the super market. You only picked one for some reason but it doesn't matter. It still looks just as tasty as when you picked it 10,000 Years ago.... or was it 2 days. Who knows. [[back->SCKitchen]]

You made this orange yourself through the process of using Reverse Engeniering. You were certain you would find something cooler but unfortunetly the only fruits of your labor were this orange. You realized the pun after you were done and felt horrible [[back->SCKitchen]]

Ok in your defence you were really bored this one time and you had borrowed the stapler from work so you were all like "Eh... why not? I've got an apple! I've got an orange! I've got a stapler! Lets make some magic." The stapler broke in the process of this however and you had to buy a new one. Also eating this might not be the best idea that staple looks like a choking hazard. [[back->SCKitchen]]

The Spahgetti You had for dinner last night. It still has the Tomato sause on it... Not that It would go anywhere It is Tomato Sause afterall. It just doesn't leave at random times. [[back->SCKitchen]]

You panic holding up the Jar of Peanut butter in front of you hoping to block the incoming laser from Cthulu’s eyes. Two large beams come out of his eyes forming a slightly larger one coming towards you that quickly engulfs you leaving behind a pile of ash where you once stood. Game Over Your Final Score is 1 I hope you’ll do butter next time. [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

Panicking you pick up Apple Stapled to the Orange and hold it in front of you. Two large beams come out of Cthulu’s eyes forming a slightly larger one coming towards you. The For a second you think the laser is going to completely incinerate you but the staple you used seems to be of industrial strength. Its also very reflective causing the laser to bounce off of it and go towards your front door, which it instantly destroys. You just stand there in shock surprised not only in the lasers strength but in the fact that you managed to survive. Cthulu gives you a pat on the shoulder saying “Good job ol’ chum, now lets get going.” Cthulu skips out the door and waits for you there. You probably shouldn’t keep him waiting. [[Move on out->SCMoveout]]

Panicking you pick up the carton of milk and hold it in front of you hoping that it will block the laser. Two large beams come out of Cthulu’s eyes forming a slightly larger one coming towards you that quickly engulfs you leaving behind a pile of ash where you once stood. Game Over Your Final Score is 1 You know what they say, there’s no point in dying over spilled milk. [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

Panicking you pick up the apple and throw it at Cthulu not sure what it will do. Two large beams come out of Cthulu’s eyes forming a slightly larger one that goes straight through the apple and at you leaving behind a pile of ash where you once stood. Game Over Your Final Score is 1 They say an Apple a Day keeps the doctor away but this eldritch being is clearly not a doctor [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

Panicking you pick up the orange and throw it at Cthulu not sure what it will do. Two large beams come out of Cthulu’s eyes forming a slightly larger one that goes straight through the orange and at you leaving behind a pile of ash where you once stood. Game Over Your Final Score is 1 Orange you glad you died?... wait no that doesn’t work. Uh… Maybe you should find a chair and citrus in it to find a better writer for these puns… PERFECT! [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

Panicking you pick up the Box of Toaster-Os and hold it in front of you hoping that their toastery goodness will save your life. Two large beams come out of Cthulu’s eyes forming a slightly larger one coming towards you. It Hits the cereal box destroying it but once it hits the cereal it bounces off the tiny metal toasters and is redirected towards your front door, which it instantly destroys. You just stand there in shock surprised not only in the lasers strength but in the fact that you managed to survive. Cthulu gives you a pat on the shoulder saying “Good job ol’ chum, now lets get going.” Cthulu skips out the door and waits for you there. You probably shouldn’t keep him waiting. [[Move on out->SCMoveout]]

Having only seconds to process what to do you pick up the container of spaghetti and hold it in front of you, hoping that it will do anything to protect you. It doesn’t Game Over Your Final Score is 0.9 The only thing you can do now is look at your pasta mistakes and try to learn from them [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

As you go through the hole where your door was and take a step outside you immediately notice its particularly windy today. You look up in the sky and noticed that it had turned dark red. There was a dark hole that seemed to be sucking everything up. Before you could react to anything you and Cthulu immediately are sucked up into the sky right into the hole. [[Next->SCNext]]

On the other side of the portal you seem to be transported to some kind of garbage dump… In space. Piles of random trees, houses, garbage and other things are all piled up in this one area. Luckily there is some sort of gravity here so you don’t just drift away but you do land face first into the ground. Cthulu lands right behind you saying “Wow what a beautiful place I wonder who caused this?” as he picks you up back on your feet. As you look around you see some kind of small [[green slime kitten->SCSlimeKitD.]]. The kitten is just sitting there staring at you looking kind of horrified. What do you do? [[Talk to Cthulu->SCCthTalk]] [[Pet Kitten->SCPetKit]] [[Say Hello ->SCHiKit]] [[Attack Slime Kitten ->SCAtakit]] [[Nothing->ScNope]]

It’s a cute little transparent blob shaped like a kitten. It’s a nice slime green color and kind of reminds you of Jell-O. As you look at the kitten looks back occasionally deciding to clean ears. Everything about this kitten just screams cute. [[back->SCNext]]

You turn to Cthulu and say “Hey do you know what’s up?” He turns back saying “Who me? What on earth would make you think that I had something to do with this” he tries to put on his best innocent sounding voice and look on his face but the smugness behind it makes you suspect otherwise. You get the feeling that he’s going to be very little help throughout the entire journey. [[back->SCNext]]

You reach your hand out to pet the kitten, the kitten lets you do so but your hand gets stuck inside of the kitten, you try to pull it out only to find that you are unable to do so, in fact the rest of your arm is being pulled into the slime kitten. You turn back to Cthulu hoping that he will help you but he just smiles and waves. Before long your entire body is engulfed and dissolved into the kitten. Game Over Your Final Score was 4 I know its cute and all but you got to try to control yourself man. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

The two of you walk up to the kitten as you say “Hello there” The kitten looks nervously looks back up “Oh… Hi there…. Cthulu and…. Some guy…Sure is a lovely day isn’t it.” he says as he takes a few steps back. The kittens voice can only be described Jesus doing an impression of Abraham Lincoln. “W-Whats up.” “Oh We’re doing quite lovely” Cthulu interjects menacingly, “You wouldn’t be planning any rebellion or anything would you?” “What? Why don’t be silly! I’m just a… vacation tour cat! Yes that’s it! You two must be here for a vacation. Now if you come right this way I’ll show you your vacation options. The slime kitten runs off ahead probably expecting you to follow. [[Follow the kitten->SCFollow]]

You start to look around for some weapon to attack the slime kitten with. Cthulu notices your intent and says “Don’t worry buddy I got you covered” as he pukes out a flaming bookshelf. You pick up the bookshelf and say “Eh why not” as you run over to the kitten and smash it into a pile of goo. As you drop the bookshelf and look at the mess on the ground you’re not really sure why you did that… You turn to Cthulu and say “Now what?” Cthulu shrugs for a second before deciding to pick you up and run off in some direction. [[Some Direction->SCSomePortalDirectionorsomething]]

You sit there and do nothing for the longest time. Just sitting there staring at the slime kitten. Before long the kitten just nervously walks away but you remain seated. Hours pass and you still sit there doing nothing endlessly into space. Cthulu eventually says to you “hey we going to do anything or what? [[Yes->SCYESDo]] [[No->SCNoDo]]

The kitten leads the two of you past several piles of rubble, garbage, buildings and other junk. After a while you eventfully come across a clearing with three floating blue portals. The portals themselves look identical, they ripple like water but still appear to be solid as they don’t move from their current location. “Well these… are our vacation portals…” says the kitten, “They all go somewhere… and that’s up for you to find out where! Its an ADVENTURE VACATION! YES! These all take you to exotic and cool locations and they’re all determined by luck and such! Well I’d love to stick around but I’ve got other customers to attend to so bye” The kitten then flies away leaving the two of you alone in the clearing. [[To the Portals->SCPortals]]

You reluctantly turn to Cthulu saying “Yeah I guess” to which he responds “Sweet!” and picks you up and runs off in some direction. [[Some Direction->SCSomePortalDirectionorsomething]]

You turn back to Cthulu and say “Naw man.” Cthulu get steamed and says “Ok this pathway is going no where, stop being stupid and try again” before disintegrating you with a laser. Game Over Your Final score is 4 Maybe you should try to advance the plot a bit so the characters don’t get mad. [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

Cthulu skips along as he carries you past several piles of rubble, garbage, buildings and other junk. After a while you two eventfully come across a clearing with three floating blue portals. The portals themselves look identical; they ripple like water but still appear to be solid, as they don’t move from their current location. “Hey those sure look like fun” says Cthulu, “Lets go in one! I’ll even let ya choose. [[Portals->SCPortals]]

The three Portals Lie ahead of you One Portal is to the North One Portal is to the South One Portal is to the Dennis Which Portal do you choose? [[North->SCNorth]] [[South->SCSouth]] [[Dennis->SCDennis]]

You make your way over to the North Portal and cartwheel on through…. Or at least attempt one as you remember that you don’t actually remember how to cartwheel and you land face first through the portal and land on some kind of ground. You start to pull yourself up but Cthulu also fails to cartwheel and falls on top of you. After the two of you finally get up you look around and notice that you’re in front of a strange architecture. Its shaped like half of a sphere appears to be made entirely out of black stone blocks. Also it has appears to have random buildings melted into it like some tall business buildings, what may or may not be a school, and a Diner. You turn after a slight observation of the surrounding area you notice that behind you is a [[very steep cliff->SCCliffD]]. Surrounding the strange architecture are some trees that form a [[dense forest->SCForrestD]]. Before you have a chance to consider what to do next you hear a large rumbling sound coming from behind you. You turn to see [[Cthulu->SCNCthuluD]] holding his stomach with a tentacle. “Boy I sure am Hungry” He says, “I suppose I could turn you into a sandwich of some kind... But what kind of sandwich?” You don’t have very long before He figures out what kind of sandwich he wants. Quick which way should you escape too? [[Go to over to Cliff->SCNGoCliff]] [[Enter Forrest->SCNGoForrest]] [[Run to the Strange Sphere->SCNGoSphere]]

As the two of you Step into the South Portal you are brought to a very sandy area with a green sky. Before you have any real chance to take in your surroundings you are interrupted by a grumbly “Hey Boss!” as you are picked up by your leg. Closer inspection reveals that you are being held by a large fat orange goblin type thing with fangs coming from its lower mandible. He is wearing only blue swim trunks. “Did you finally bring me some lunch?” he grumbles again, “you know I can’t eat blue people during lent” “No don’t eat that one” Cthulu says, “We’re just visiting for now” “Oh well sorry then little guy,” the Goblin says as he puts you down, “Well since this is the Volleyball dimension you two must be here to play Volley Ball right?” [[Yes->SCSYes]] [[No->SCSNo]]

You walk over to the Dennis Portal and are about to step through when suddenly you hear a loud “Haldo!” You look around for the source of the sound but you don’t see anyone. You hear the voice say “Haldo” again and you look up to see the portal has a pair of googly eyes ontop of it. “er… don’t you mean hello?” you respond. The portal looks a bit disappointed, “You see young one this is proof that you’re not ready to travel through me. For I am a portal that leads to a land of a bunch of stupid inside jokes and stuff. If this one confused you then you’ll surely be lost in the land ahead but seeing as I have no arms I have no way to stop you but let this be your last warning. Turn back or you’ll be confused even more so then usual” [[Head on through the Dennis Portal->SCGoDennis]] [[Reconsider which portal you want->SCPortals]]

The cliff is almost at a 90-degree angle. There are various rocks and stuff jutting out from the cliff a Very skilled bear of some sort might be able to climb down this cliff. As for the bottom it’s almost impossible to see So climbing down could take a really long time. An hour at minimum. [[back->SCNorth]]

As Cthulu thinks you see his eyes glowing and him staring at some rocks on the ground. Whatever rocks he stares at seems to be swapping places. He does this multiple times… maybe it helps him think. [[back->SCNorth]]

You run as fast as you can over to the Cliff. Panicking you go to jump off only to find that you’ve been teleported back to where you started. Cthulu on the other hand is where you were and starts falling. You start to think that you’re safe but he floats back upward. What will happen next? What will that nasty Cthulu do now? Find out…. Right now as Cthulu shoots you with a laser turning you into a sandwich Game Over Your Final Score is 12.3 So much for ending on a cliff hanger [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You rush over to the forest and charge through keeping one hand in front of your face to protect it from the various foliage. There’s like fifty layers of branches and leaves and shrubberies but you don’t have time to be careful so you take a few scratches and get deep within the forest. As you stop you catch your breath in the extremely thick forest you start to notice how soft and squishy the ground is. Its not like mud where you can feel it enveloping around you and getting mud on your shoes. Its more like stepping on a large pillow, or a bean bag chair, but not as soft. Its almost like stepping on… skin or flesh? Your thoughts are interrupted as suddenly you’re teleported back outside the forest. You Don’t see Cthulu so you assume you must have swapped places with him. You start to hear the rustling of trees as he starts to head back towards the temple when suddenly you feel the ground shake and the forest starts to move away from you. The forest is pushed upward and turned away as yo start to notice that it wasn’t a forest at all, but some kind of gargantuan monster All of the trees seemed to be growing straight out of its mouth. As it Closes it mouth you get a look at the giant monster it’s a lightish brown color covered in yellow blotches. With its mouth closed you can see its long alligator like head except with its eyes closer to the edge of its mouth filled with tree shaped and colored teeth. It’s also got long arms with giant metal spikey fists at the end of them. The monstrosity stares down at you for a second and then looks around again. You get the feeling that it can’t see you and hope you might be safe when the creature suddenly lets out a horrible roar. It falls backward clutching its stomach. Cthulu must be fighting back in there. You’d better run while you can. Which way too now? [[The Temple->SCNTemple2]] [[The Cliff->SCNCliff2]]

You start to run over to the strange sphere and find yourself blocked at the entrance. at the entrance is two tall wooden doors being blocked by a metal gate. Above the doors and gate on the wall a chain with a metal donut on the end sticks out of a hole in the wall. There’s also a backpack on the ground next to the gate. As soon as you’re about to reach for anything you’re suddenly teleported back to where you started. And you see Cthulu is now by the entrance where you were. He turns back to you and fires a laser from his tentacle turning you into a sandwich. Game Over Your final Score is 12.4 That Cthulu sure is a tricky one. Looks like you won’t be able to cheese your way out of this one. [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You start to run over to the strange sphere and find yourself blocked at the entrance. At the entrance is two tall wooden doors being blocked by a metal gate. Above the doors and gate on the wall a chain with a metal donut on the end sticks out of a hole in the wall. There’s also a backpack on the ground next to the gate. [[Grab Metal Donut->SCNDonutGrab]] [[Pick up Backpack->SCNPickupBackpack]]

You run as fast as you can over to the Cliff. You don’t know how long you got until Cthulu breaks free so you’ve got to make a decision quickly. How you getting down [[Climb down->SCNClimbDown]] [[Jump off the Cliff->SCNJumpCliff]]

You try to reach for the metal donut but it is out of your reach. You just simply aren’t tall enough. As you struggle you hear the sound of a the creature’s terrifying roar again as it falls to the ground, its head resting exactly where the forest was before. As it lies there dead Cthulu gets spat out flying like a majestic beagle he zaps you and turns you into a sandwich. Game Over Your Final Score is 14 Time is of the essence. Thou must be a hasty Hasterson and a Perfect Percerson. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

Feeling a Bit rushed you pick up the backpack and start going through it as fast as you can. You quickly pick out a scooter, a cactus, a lamp, a sand castle maker, an electrical outlet, and an umbrella; throwing each one at the donut as you pick them out. Somehow all of the objects don’t hit you and both the scooter and the umbrella get stuck on the metal donut. Suddenly you hear the sound of a the creature’s terrifying roar again as it falls to the ground, its head resting exactly where the forest was before. You reach for the objects stuck in the donut and pull and the gate slowly starts to open. You try to rush on through but the gates just aren’t opening fast enough. As you struggle to get through and are almost at the door beyond the gate Cthulu gets spat out of the dead creatures mouth flying like a majestic beagle he zaps you and turns you into a sandwich. Game Over Your Final Score is 14.3 Time is of the essence. Thou must be a hasty Hasterson and this gate is too slow. [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

You think to yourself that jumping off Cliffs is very stupid and begin to climb down trying to be both fast and careful as you move your hands and feet carefully from each bit of cliff hanging from the cliff. As you’re climbing hear the sound of the creature’s terrifying roar again as it falls to the ground, the force of the impact almost causing you to lose your grip. You continue climbing down as fast as you can when something from above you catches your eye. Its Cthulu falling down towards you covered in spit as he zaps you turning you into a sandwich. Game over Your Final Score is 15 Time is of the essence. Thou must be a hasty Hasterson and Not a cautious Causterson. [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

Not knowing how much time you have until Cthulu attacks you jump off the cliff hoping that you’ll survive. You hold out your arms hoping that it will decrease your fall speed. That doesn’t work but what does decrease your falling speed is the [[very skilled bear->SCNVSBD]] that snatches you out of mid air and directly into her cave. She Holds you tightly putting a claw up to her mouth signaling to stay silent. A few seconds later you see Cthulu fall down the cliff in pursuit. The sound of his yell passes by and gets quieter and quieter until you can hear no more… The very skilled bear puts you down and slowly approaches the entrance of her cave. She slowly peaks her head out and looks around. After a few seconds she takes a sigh of relief and turns back to you saying “Ok it looks like the coast is clear for now. Cthulu must have fallen into the Garlic dimension because the Poshrie Dogs have not come up above ground… The names Ursally by the way” “Oh My names Storple” you reply, “Thanks for saving my life.” “Yeah you can repay me by telling me why that guy was chasing after you! Why is Cthulu even here? There’s no way he knows about my whereabouts. So start talking kiddo, what’s your story?” [[Lie->SCNLie]] [[Tell the truth->SCNTruth]]

Its clearly a polar bear of some sort. The Polar Bear is wearing a black helmet and a red climbing harness. The harness has tons of carabineers and all kinds of ropes and pikes attached to it. Theres no denying the fact that this is obviously a very skilled bear [[Back->SCNJumpCliff]]

Since you don’t really know this bear you decide to lie to her at least until you know she can be trusted. “Oh you see I was born in a log cabin but that’s not important. What is important is that I was just an ordinary Llama farmer when suddenly Cthulu jumped out of the sky and was all like ‘Arg I’m Cthulu’ and then he proceeded to try to steal my legs because he said he needed them to play ping pong with. So I ran as he chased me around the world until I ran out of world and had to run into space. But that Cthulu was a clever one and just followed me into space. So I had to keep running and running and running until I ended up here. I distracted Cthulu by telling him that temple was made out of Bread but as I was running away I tripped over an invisible monkey and started to fall of the cliff that I totally didn’t jump off of. That’s when you saved me from having my legs turned into ping pong paddles. Cthulu said that blue legs always make the best ping pong paddles.” “Now that don’t make a Lick of sense” said Ursally, “Everyone knows red legs make the best ping pong paddles…. Oh but the rest of your story checks out” It clearly doesn’t but you find it best not to argue right now. “But since it sounds like you’re no friend of Cthulu that would mean that we’re on the same side” “Wait what?” you exclaim, Ursally knocks on one of the walls in her cave and a secret cave opens inside the already slightly secretive cave. “Follow me,” she gestures to you. [[Follow->SCNFollow]]

Since this bear has saved your life you feel it best to tell her the truth. To save the reader time and the author energy you tell the bear about your day through the implication of this sentence instead of overly explaining your long day. “Thanks for the very long and detailed explanation of your day” says Ursally, “I now understand everything, and since for some reason Cthulu has decided spend the day messing with you I guess that means we’re on the same side here” “Wait what?” you exclaim, Ursally knocks on one of the walls in her cave and a secret cave opens inside the already slightly secretive cave. “Follow me,” she gestures to you. [[Follow->SCNFollow]]

You follow Ursally into the Caves inner cave and find a bunch of cave paintings on the wall. They’re all depictions of bears fighting off cthulu with many different things including spears, spheres, guns, their bear hands and other bears. “For many generations Bears have fought valiantly to keep Cthulu locked away. When the portals opened up earlier today I knew that he was going to strike again… Deep within this temple lies one of the four objects that can close down these portals…. Luckily I have a short cut.” Ursally Punches the wall again and it falls down revealing a metal hatch that when opened reveals a dark slide. “One of the items is down there inside of a black box being guarded by a large guardian…. Actually let me take care of that first.” She then picks up a rather large boulder in the room and throws it down the hatch. It bangs and clonks on the metal slide until you hear a crash at the very end. It sounds like whatever was hit by the boulder was turned to rubble. “Go on in it should be safe now” Ursally gestures towards the slide. Y’all be all like “K” and go on down the cold metal slide. After a minute of sliding and bumping it plops you out inside some kind of weird black-bricked temple. You land right next to a pile of rubble near a box that’s probably containing the item. [[Open Box->SCNOpenBox]]

You go over to the box which by the way is also made of black bricks and push off the top of the lid to find something amazing! Something wonderful something…. Completely useless. It looks like a hand mirror but you can’t see your reflection or anything from it. There’s a tag on the end of it that reads “This is the 0-Way mirror. After hearing rumors of the 2-Way Mirrors we decided to try to one up those people and create a 3-Way Mirror…. But we couldn’t figure out how so we did the next best thing and made a 0-Way Mirror…. Ok To be honest the mirror piece is just on backwards so that its facing inward. No one can look at themselves except for the mirror. Feeling ashamed we built this temple and a bunch of traps and a guardian to try to prevent the world from knowing about our shame. Please don’t tell anyone. Sincerely, Temple builder Krongustoid.” As you finish reading the Note the temple begins to shake rattle but not roll and suddenly a gust of wind pulls you through a passage that opens up above you. You’re sent through a perfectly cylindrical tube at very high velocities and within a minute you’re placed back at the entrance to the temple. However you’ve noticed that the temple has grown a rather large nose, which was probably your escape route. As you pick yourself up you’re suddenly grabbed by something large and hairy. You look in terror as Cthulu has grown a large mustache and has used this mustache to grab you. As he pulls you in close you’re sure you’re about to die before he whispers “See you again soon” before throwing you up into the air straight into a portal that just so happened to be there. [[Into the Portal->SCCthuluOfficePortal]] <<set $backwards to "true">>

Despite hitting the portal at such high speeds you fall out of it rather slowly. You then find yourself inside of some fancy looking building. You look behind you and see an open Elevator. You notice some [[building schematics->SCBuildSD]] on the wall. The carpet is red and velvet. You look in front of you and see a desk with a large chair facing the opposite direction. Infront of the desk is a smaller empty chair You hear a voice coming from the chair farther chair. “Ah yes you must be my 4’0 Clock meeting, the ‘Chosen Hero coming to stop me’. Come have a seat, we have much to discuss.” In responce you [[Turn to the elevator to leave->SCLeave]] [[Go and have a seat->SCSeat]]

“But of course!” you respond trying to fake enthusiasm through the fear. “I mean what kind of moron would come to the volleyball dimension if they weren’t going to play volleyball! Sign me up Scotty” “Yeah Sign me up too Billard!” says Cthulu “Actually its just Bill” the Goblin responds, “Now lets go.” The Goblin brings you to an area with a volleyball net and a bunch of other monsters. Among them you see a [[Slime cube->SSCSCD]], a [[Medusa->SSCMD]], a [[Kraken->SSCKD]], a [[Banshee->SSCBanD]], and a [[Bear->SSCBearD]]. “Alright everyone listen up! We’re doing this tournament in in teams of two vs. two.” Bill announces. Everyone pick a partner. New guy I’ll let you pick your partner first.” Who will you pick? [[Slime Cube->SSCSlime]] [[Medusa->SSCMedusa]] [[Kraken->SSCKraken]] [[Banshee->SSCBanshee]] [[Bear->SSCBear]] [[Cthulu->SSCCthulu]]

“I’m afraid not” you tell the goblin, “You see when I was a young lad I tried playing volley ball once, but the resulting game ended up with me being set on fire multiple times as well as me being chased by sharks on skateboards. I’ve been traumatized of volley ball ever since” “You no play volleyball? Then you no live!” the Goblin grunts as he throws you 8,000 feet into the air. As you start to plummet towards the ground you start to reconsider everything you’ve already done. You wonder why you had ever stapled an apple to an orange, you wonder why Cthulu was in your tooth paste, you wonder if becoming a pancake chef was really the right thing to do when you were offered a the chance to become president. You also wonder if you could survive this fall. Your last question is answered rather quickly…. And the answer is no. Game Over Your Final Score is 13 Seriously why would you even go to the Volleyball dimension if you’re not going to play volleyball. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

This slime cube is the same color as Lamposis. Unlike the slime kitten this one seems less stable. He’s constantly wobbling about and you doubt anything would actually bounce off of it. He as well as being physically unstable he also looks mentally unstable. You think it might not be a good idea to trust him with anything valuable. [[back->SCSYes]]

You try to get a closer look at the Medusa in order to describe it better… You then remember that Medusas are known to turn people into stone when you look at there eyes. You only remember this because you looked at the Medusas’s eyes and are now currently made of stone. Game Over. Your Final Score was 14 Congratulations You died in the on one of the Description Pages… Good job. You know let me edit that Score for you Your Final Score was -14 There we go [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

The Kraken is basically a monstrous Giant Squid. How it’s surviving on land you don’t know but it seems to be doing pretty well. Its got a ton of giant tentacles Its using some of them to keep itself up but its got plenty to spare. The thing is also like 20 feet tall. [[back->SCSYes]]

The Banshee looks like a floating person wearing a raggedy gray cloak. Cept its also transparent, doesn’t have any legs or eyes and its skin is white. And I don’t mean Caucasian White, I mean actually the color white. Can someone explain that to me? Why the heck “White” means Caucasian. I’ll tell you what color Caucasian people aren’t. Its white. Heck they’re more of this weird peachy yellowish brown color. The closest description I could think of would be the inside of an apple. Ugh… I’m rambling at this point The point is the Banshee is a screaming ghost… Cept its not screaming right now. [[back->SCSYes]]

Yes there actually is a bear over there. It stands out a lot next to the other monsters but you still wouldn’t want to meet one in a dark alley. To be more specific it’s a black bear. With black fur and whatnot. Its probably a couple feet taller then you but you wouldn’t want to stand next to it to make sure or anything. But You are happy the Bear has fur. After all a Bare Bear is unbearable. I mean a bear is barely bearable but a bear bear is completely unbearable. Luckily an unbare bear is just bearly bareable to be able to bear. [[back->SCSYes]]

You point to the Slime Cube saying, “I’ll pick you” The Goblin calls out “Alright Eduardo you’re with the new guy!” Eduardo the Slime Cube joyously runs forward feeling proud that he was the first one picked. You feel confident as you take the spot closer to the net in the first round of the tournament. That Confidence is soon shattered as soon as you realize your opponent is Cthulu with his partner “A pile of sand” Cthulu Grabs the volley ball with tears in his eyes saying “I thought we were friends” and serves it at you with such speeds that it causes a mini explosion which glassifies any sand within the blast and destroys everything else Game Over Your Final Score is 17 Sounds like Cthulu is the jealous type. Gotta be careful when starting relationships with people you find in your toothpaste [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You point to the Medusa saying “I’ll pick yo-“ but you’re cut short as you turn to stone and fall to the ground. Bill angrily turns to the Medusa saying “DARN IT SALAMTHA I TOLD YOU NOT TO-” but he is also cut short as he turns to stone. And falls to the ground. Infact everyone in the area then accidently looks at Salamtha the Medusa and turns to stone falling to the ground. Even the author looks at Salamtha and turns to Sto- Cthulu goeses to replace teh arthur and to finish the segment. Game Over You are final store is 7teen. Cthullu doesn’t’t turn so stone because he darsen’t want to but no one else be here. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You point to the Kraken saying, “I’ll pick you” The Goblin calls out “Yo! Shmordanch! You’re with the new guy!” And so you teamed up with Shmordanch the Kraken for the volleyball tournament. Shmordanch worrying that he’ll knock over the volleyball net, insists on taking the farther end of the court for now. You kindly let him do so and begin your first match. Unfortunately your first match is up against Cthulu with his partner “A pile of sand” Cthulu Grabs the volley ball with tears in his eyes saying “I thought we were friends” and serves it at you with such speeds that it causes a mini explosion which glassifies any sand within the blast and destroys everything else. Game Over Your Final Score is 17 Sounds like Cthulu is the jealous type. Gotta be careful when starting relationships with people you find in your toothpaste [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You point to the Banshee saying, “I’ll pick you” The Goblin calls out “ Hey Eggbertina! You’re up!” And so you teamed up with Eggbertina the Banshee. In the first round of the Volleyball tournament Eggbertina insists on taking the front spot leaving you at the far end of the court. You hope that she’ll do fine but you get the feeling that this won’t be the case when you see that the opposing team consists of Cthulu with his partner “A pile of sand” Cthulu Grabs the volley ball with tears in his eyes saying “I thought we were friends” and serves it at you with such speeds that it causes a mini explosion which glassifies any sand within the blast and destroys everything else. Except Eggbertina, she’s already dead so she can’t die again. Game Over Your Final Score is 17 Sounds like Cthulu is the jealous type. Gotta be careful when starting relationships with people you find in your toothpaste [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You point to the Bear saying, “I’ll pick you” The Goblin calls out “Elisha! The new kid wants you!” And so you teamed up with Elisha the Bear. Not knowing which one of you should take which spot in the first round of the tournament you played Rock Paper Scissors for the closer spot. Because Bears don’t have hands you win and end up with the closer spot. You feel confident as you take the spot closer to the net in the first round of the tournament. That Confidence is soon shattered as soon as you realize your opponent is Cthulu with his partner “A pile of sand” Cthulu Grabs the volley ball with tears in his eyes saying “I thought we were friends” and serves it at you with such speeds that it causes a mini explosion which glassifies any sand within the blast and destroys everything else Game Over Your Final Score is 17 Sounds like Cthulu is the jealous type. Gotta be careful when starting relationships with people you find in your toothpaste [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You point at the annoying Tentacle covered guy that’s been following you around all morning and say “Eh that guy.” “You know my name you jerk!” says Cthulu as he walks over to join your side. While slightly annoyed he is still happy that you picked him. Cthulu insists that he be allowed to serve and takes his place away from the net. Your opponents the Kracken and the bear take the other side and get ready to face you. The Bill blows the whistle and the match begins as Cthulu jumps fifteen feet into the air and serves the ball with such speed and force that it causes a mini explosion which glassifies any sand within the blast and destroys everything else. You take a big gulp as you realize that could have been you. You look carefully at the other side of the net to see if there are any remains but its as if they were never there to begin with. “I… er… I actually forgot what the ruling is about causing volley ball explosions so… uh its fine for now but don’t do it again.” Cthulu Agrees and then the two of you wait for your next turn in the tournament [[Next Round->SSCNextround]]

Feeling quite brave and confident of your skills you ignore the portal’s warning and head on through anyway. When the two of you you land You find yourself on a dirt path in a forest sometime in the spring, at least you think its spring because its nice and cool out with the leaves being a nice shade of green and the sunlight peaking through the leaves. Just up ahead there is a fork in the dirt path. Also past the fork the path splits off and there’s a sign that asks you a question. It reads “Do you like Birds?” Underneath it is has two arrows, to the left it points yes, to the right it points no. As you contemplate this question all the trees in the forest suddenly fall down causing a large amount of dust, debris and Debras to be knocked into the air. When they all settle down you can see a war being fought off in the distance. On one side is an army of birds and on the other side an army of poorly drawn animals. Feeling a sense of confusion you wonder if there is anything you can do to stop this war. “Theres nothing you can do to stop this war,” says Cthulu, “Its pointless anyway come on lets go get some pizza.” [[Go Get some Pizza->SCDPizza]] [[Try to stop the war->SCGoDennis]]

Cthulu says, “Here this way” as he leads you back the way you came except you go around the portal you came through and further beyond it. The pathway is laid with fallen trees but Cthulu doesn’t seem to be getting lost. After a while he says, “Welp here it is” as he points to a restaurant called [[Faithful Mages' Pizza->SCDMagePizzaD]]. Surprisingly despite the massive amount of fallen trees everywhere else the area within 15 feet of the restaurant is completely tree free. “I love this place” says Cthulu, who goes to run over into the restaurant. I guess you’d better go on in with him. [[Follow him inside->SCDGoInside]]

A dark blue building with many large windows so you can sort of see inside. On top of the Building is a large mauve crescent moon. On the moon you can see it says “Faithful Mages” written in a golden windings font. But then its crossed out and underneath that it says the same thing but written in a font that most people can actually read. I guess this means the owner of this store also knows how to read windings. You thought you were the only one. [[back->SCDPizza]]

You follow Cthulu inside the building. The inside of the building got a nice magic Italian vibe to it. Half of which is because of the beige tiled floor with runes on every 12th tile, and the star and moon patterned wall paper, and the other half is caused by the Nice Magic Italian man playing the vibraphone. The sides of the store are lined with red booth seats and brown tables. As you look around more you notice that all the employees look exactly the same, and because this is a text adventure you know that this was intentional and not just to make modeling easier for the developers. They all have purple hair tied in a pony tail, and are wearing 2 layers of robes with red sleeveless on the outer layer and a bluish purple with sleeves beneath it. Also they’re all elves. You see a faithful mage, working at the cash register, and a faithful mage working by the ovens making a pizza, and a faithful mage mopping the floor, and a faithful mage answering the phone, and someone who isn’t a faithful mage but is a faithful mage maging about in a faithful way. The only other ones here are a [[blue winged fairy->SCDTopazD]] and a [[gaudily dressed white haired man eating pizza->SCSnelpyD]] in one of the booths. As you step up to the register to see Cthulu already ordering a pizza as the Faithful Mage writes it down. “Ok so I’ll have…” Cthulu starts as he scratches his chin, “One slice of meat lovers and haters work out their differences, One slice of Egglesworth’s Forgotten Name, and a diet soda with extra fructose corn syrup.” The mage nods and calls to the back, “Yo! Faith! I need a Sequel to the cold war formed by clones of John Wilkes Booth, a roll playing Alien trying to give drugs to the mob, and an Ox with a Low Intelligence Score.” As someone who also works in the food industry this kind of talk sounds completely normal to you and makes you feel at home… Also makes you wonder if you’ll ever get back home. You’re about to do some existential thinking when the mage shouts “Next!” as you go up to order. You look up at the menu and down into your pockets and notice that you only have enough money for one slice of pizza… You look over your options and notice that their pies don’t have any explanations to their names… They must just be common knowledge here. The mage holds up her notepad and says, “So Sir, what do you want.” You carefully look over the menu and decide to order… [[Meat lovers and haters work out their difference->SCDMeatLH]] [[Egglesworth’s Forgotten Name->SCDEgglesworth]] [[The Oriental Occident->SCDOops]] [[The Ruined Graduation Banner->SCDBanner]] [[Hi I’m Shark Steam I’m a real good Pizza->SCDShark]] [[The Special->SCDSpecial]] [[The Judge’s Gavel->SCDGavel]] [[The Disguised Plane->SCDPlane]] [[The Unique Birthday Annoyance->SCDBirthday]] [[You->SCDYou]]

A white haired young man wearing a green shirt with a purple vest over it, and red and yellow-checkered pants. His hair is a bit fluffy and he also has a goatee. Sitting next too him is a Ukulele and a walking stick with many holes poked through it. He must be some kind of bard or something. [[back->SCDGoInside]]

A tanned female fairy that looks to be about four inches tall with short brown hair and blue butterfly wings. She’s wearing a blue dress with the sleeves torn off and a good portion of the bottom of the dress torn off as well to the point where you can see she’s wearing brown shorts beneath the dress. Something you didn’t expect was how well toned she looks. From the scars and muscles on her arms and legs you suspect that she’s been through a lot of fights. She’s not what you thought most fairies would look like but then again maybe fairies are just like this after all. [[back->SCDGoInside]]

<<set $describe to "You also have one of the meat vegi peace meeting slice. You take a bite and find that its pretty good. You eat it slowly, enjoying as the flavors that only years of hard work, peace meetings, and compromise could create. The flags made from meat vegetables are some of the best meat vegetables you’ve ever had.">> Thinking it might be safe to order something Cthulu did you say, “I’ll have The Meat Lovers and haters work out their differences...” The Mage turns back and yells “Faith! We need another Sequel to the cold war formed by clones of John Wilkes Booth” She then turns back to you and says, “Your order will be ready soon, Please have a seat till its done” After that you go and sit down in a booth across from Cthulu to wait. You’re not really sure what to say to the weird creature who came out of your toothpaste and has been making your day about 32% worse then it would have been without him… so you just stay silent… until Cthulu speaks up. “Hey,” he says, “I know this day has been pretty crazy for you but try to relax a bit. We’re in a pizza place, its completely safe and the most normal things are going to be for you for the rest of the day so just try to enjoy it.” After he says this you take a deep breath. You feel like a heavy load has just been taken off of your back. “I bet you’re pretty confused about today aren’t you” he continues, “Its not every day you brush your teeth now is it?” “Yeah that was the confusing part about today” you respond dryly. “Well don’t worry. Soon all your questions will be answered…. As I am about to explain to you the benefits of brushing teeth.” Sarcasm must not exist in… wherever he’s from. Luckily for you before he even starts one of the Faithful Mages brings you two your orders. “Thanks” you say to her as you go to dig in to your meal. [[Dig In->SCDEat]]

<<set $describe to "You also have a slice covered in that green glowing liquid. You cautiously take a bite… At first it everything seems to be fine but then suddenly you feel a horrible burning sensation throughout your whole body. Its as if every one of your organs is on fire and the fire department is trying to put out the fire with lava. The pain is so intense you can’t stop yourself from screaming. But then as quickly as the pain starts it also ends. “Yeah your first one always hurts the most but if you eat it enough times you’ll start to enjoy it” says Cthulu. “Yeah… I’ll take your word for it” you glare at him, still trying to regain your composure from the event that just took place.">> Thinking it might be safe to order something Cthulu did you say, “I’ll have a slice of Egglesworth’s Forgotten Name.” ...” The Mage turns back and yells “Faith! We need another roll playing Alien trying to give drugs to the mob” She then turns back to you and says, “Your order will be ready soon, Please have a seat till its done” After that you go and sit down in a booth across from Cthulu to wait. You’re not really sure what to say to the weird creature who came out of your toothpaste and has been making your day about 32% worse then it would have been without him… so you just stay silent… until Cthulu speaks up. “Hey,” he says, “I know this day has been pretty crazy for you but try to relax a bit. We’re in a pizza place, its completely safe and the most normal things are going to be for you for the rest of the day so just try to enjoy it.” After he says this you take a deep breath. You feel like a heavy load has just been taken off of your back. “I bet you’re pretty confused about today aren’t you” he continues, “Its not every day you brush your teeth now is it?” “Yeah that was the confusing part about today” you respond dryly. “Well don’t worry. Soon all your questions will be answered…. As I am about to explain to you the benefits of brushing teeth.” Sarcasm must not exist in… wherever he’s from. Luckily for you before he even starts one of the Faithful Mages brings you two your orders. “Thanks” you say to her as you go to dig in to your meal. [[Dig In->SCDEat]]

<<set $describe to "Despite only ordering a slice you get your own personal pizza with a bill right next to it asking for another 40$. You’re not sure what kind of cheese is on it but its definitely not mozzarella. It has a variety of hotdogs, and banana peppers on it spelling out the word oops. You try to take a bite only to find that the pizza also has mayonnaise inside it and the tomato sauce feels like ketchup. Still feeling hungry you just eat the rest of the crust and leave the main pizza alone. You also eat the bill in hopes that they don’t actually charge you 40$.">> “I’d like the Oriental Occident” you say feigning confidence as you pretend that you know what that is. The Mage turns back and yells, “Faith! Get me a disappointed Italian man traveling the globe as he tries to find himself only to find he was inside himself the whole time” She then turns back to you and says, “Your order will be ready soon, Please have a seat till its done” After that you go and sit down in a booth across from Cthulu to wait. You’re not really sure what to say to the weird creature who came out of your toothpaste and has been making your day about 32% worse then it would have been without him… so you just stay silent… until Cthulu speaks up. “Hey,” he says, “I know this day has been pretty crazy for you but try to relax a bit. We’re in a pizza place, its completely safe and the most normal things are going to be for you for the rest of the day so just try to enjoy it.” After he says this you take a deep breath. You feel like a heavy load has just been taken off of your back. “I bet you’re pretty confused about today aren’t you” he continues, “Its not every day you brush your teeth now is it?” “Yeah that was the confusing part about today” you respond dryly. “Well don’t worry. Soon all your questions will be answered…. As I am about to explain to you the benefits of brushing teeth.” Sarcasm must not exist in… wherever he’s from. Luckily for you before he even starts one of the Faithful Mages brings you two your orders. “Thanks” you say to her as you go to dig in to your meal. [[Dig In->SCDEat]]

<<set $describe to "On your plate is a strange abomination of a pizza, the size and shape of a lawn gnome. With peperoni for the eyes. Nervously you go to take a bite out of its hat. It tastes like a normal pizza, and a good one at that. You start to think that you really got a good deal since this is much larger then a normal slice of pizza. Suddenly the gnome turns its head and looks directly at you. “Is my flavor satisfactory” it asks in a raspy gurgle. Out of shock and fear you backhand the pizza gnome onto the floor and scuttle as far into the booth as you can. One of the faithful mages groans as she goes to grab a mop, as if this happens a lot. The price of this one is starting to make a lot more sense now. ">> Feeling adventurous you say, “I’ll take the Ruined Graduation Banner” The mage turns back and yells, “Faith, I need a lawnmower hooked up with an airplanes engine, blackmail it into taking the fall for a crime it didn’t commit, and force its family to watch the arrest.” She then turns back to you and says, “Your order will be ready soon, Please have a seat till its done” After that you go and sit down in a booth across from Cthulu to wait. You’re not really sure what to say to the weird creature who came out of your toothpaste and has been making your day about 32% worse then it would have been without him… so you just stay silent… until Cthulu speaks up. “Hey,” he says, “I know this day has been pretty crazy for you but try to relax a bit. We’re in a pizza place, its completely safe and the most normal things are going to be for you for the rest of the day so just try to enjoy it.” After he says this you take a deep breath. You feel like a heavy load has just been taken off of your back. “I bet you’re pretty confused about today aren’t you” he continues, “Its not every day you brush your teeth now is it?” “Yeah that was the confusing part about today” you respond dryly. “Well don’t worry. Soon all your questions will be answered…. As I am about to explain to you the benefits of brushing teeth.” Sarcasm must not exist in… wherever he’s from. Luckily for you before he even starts one of the Faithful Mages brings you two your orders. “Thanks” you say to her as you go to dig in to your meal. [[Dig In->SCDEat]]

<<set $describe to "On your plate is just… a Shark. A regular full sized steamed shark. You probably should have noticed it first considering that its taking up the entire table. You try to eat it but you don’t have any utensils. You then try to bite the fin but the skin is too tough to eat. ">> Feeling dumb you say, “I’ll take the ‘Hi I’m Shark Steam I’m a real good Pizza’… whatever that means” The mage turns back and yells, “Faith, Take a bunch of jokes from other mediums, throw it all together in a pile and claim that they’re all your own.” You get the feeling that your entire life has just been insulted but you’re not sure why. She then turns back to you and says, “Your order will be ready soon, Please have a seat till its done” After that you go and sit down in a booth across from Cthulu to wait. You’re not really sure what to say to the weird creature who came out of your toothpaste and has been making your day about 32% worse then it would have been without him… so you just stay silent… until Cthulu speaks up. “Hey,” he says, “I know this day has been pretty crazy for you but try to relax a bit. We’re in a pizza place, its completely safe and the most normal things are going to be for you for the rest of the day so just try to enjoy it.” After he says this you take a deep breath. You feel like a heavy load has just been taken off of your back. “I bet you’re pretty confused about today aren’t you” he continues, “Its not every day you brush your teeth now is it?” “Yeah that was the confusing part about today” you respond dryly. “Well don’t worry. Soon all your questions will be answered…. As I am about to explain to you the benefits of brushing teeth.” Sarcasm must not exist in… wherever he’s from. Luckily for you before he even starts one of the Faithful Mages brings you two your orders. “Thanks” you say to her as you go to dig in to your meal. [[Dig In->SCDEat]]

<<set $describe to "On your plate isn’t a pizza at all, it’s a mixture of potatoes vegetables, and steak. You begin to dig in and smile in delight of the mixtures of the flavors The steak and potatoes have been sautéed in teriyaki sauce to add to the flavor, and everything’s been cooked to perfection.">> You shrug and say, “I’ll take the special” The mage turns back and yells, “Faith! Take a pie, make it fly, stab its children in the eye, read the catcher in the rye, take that book, make it cry, when it asks why tell a lie, and most importantly don’t forget to try” She then turns back to you and says, “Your order will be ready soon, Please have a seat till its done” After that you go and sit down in a booth across from Cthulu to wait. You’re not really sure what to say to the weird creature who came out of your toothpaste and has been making your day about 32% worse then it would have been without him… so you just stay silent… until Cthulu speaks up. “Hey,” he says, “I know this day has been pretty crazy for you but try to relax a bit. We’re in a pizza place, its completely safe and the most normal things are going to be for you for the rest of the day so just try to enjoy it.” After he says this you take a deep breath. You feel like a heavy load has just been taken off of your back. “I bet you’re pretty confused about today aren’t you” he continues, “Its not every day you brush your teeth now is it?” “Yeah that was the confusing part about today” you respond dryly. “Well don’t worry. Soon all your questions will be answered…. As I am about to explain to you the benefits of brushing teeth.” Sarcasm must not exist in… wherever he’s from. Luckily for you before he even starts one of the Faithful Mages brings you two your orders. “Thanks” you say to her as you go to dig in to your meal. [[Dig In->SCDEat]]

<<set $describe to "Upon first glance your slice looks like just a normal pizza but something’s off. Not caring enough you pick it up and quickly take a bite Squeak You take the pizza back out of your mouth and notice that its make of plastic. You squeeze it a couple of times and it squeaks again and again. Feeling annoyed you throw the toy pizza over your shoulder not caring where it lands.">> Scratching your chin you say, “I’ll have the Judge’s Gavel” not having any idea what it could be. The mage turns around and yells, “Faith! Get me antique wallet pick pocketed off the 8th sweatiest man alive” She then turns back to you and says, “Your order will be ready soon, Please have a seat till its done” After that you go and sit down in a booth across from Cthulu to wait. You’re not really sure what to say to the weird creature who came out of your toothpaste and has been making your day about 32% worse then it would have been without him… so you just stay silent… until Cthulu speaks up. “Hey,” he says, “I know this day has been pretty crazy for you but try to relax a bit. We’re in a pizza place, its completely safe and the most normal things are going to be for you for the rest of the day so just try to enjoy it.” After he says this you take a deep breath. You feel like a heavy load has just been taken off of your back. “I bet you’re pretty confused about today aren’t you” he continues, “Its not every day you brush your teeth now is it?” “Yeah that was the confusing part about today” you respond dryly. “Well don’t worry. Soon all your questions will be answered…. As I am about to explain to you the benefits of brushing teeth.” Sarcasm must not exist in… wherever he’s from. Luckily for you before he even starts one of the Faithful Mages brings you two your orders. “Thanks” you say to her as you go to dig in to your meal. [[Dig In->SCDEat]]

<<set $describe to "On your plate is a plain slice of pizza but its wearing Groucho Marx glasses. You throw off the glasses and enjoy your slice of pizza.">> “I’ll take the disguised plane” you say cheerfully… but any sense of joy you had melts away when the mage turns around and yells, “Faith, DIE!” and then shoots the other Faithful Mage with a gun. She falls to the floor dead. The mage then turns back to you and says, “Your order will be ready soon please have a seat.” You slowly make your way to the booth where Cthulu is sitting and sit across from him, holding your head in your hands, traumatized but what you just witnessed. You’re not really sure what to say to the weird creature who came out of your toothpaste and has been making your day about 32% worse then it would have been without him… so you just stay silent… until Cthulu speaks up. “Hey,” he says, “I know this day has been pretty crazy for you but try to relax a bit. We’re in a pizza place, its completely safe and the most normal things are going to be for you for the rest of the day so just try to enjoy it.” After he says this you take a deep breath. You feel like a heavy load has just been taken off of your back. “I bet you’re pretty confused about today aren’t you” he continues, “Its not every day you brush your teeth now is it?” “Yeah that was the confusing part about today” you respond dryly. “Well don’t worry. Soon all your questions will be answered…. As I am about to explain to you the benefits of brushing teeth.” Sarcasm must not exist in… wherever he’s from. Luckily for you before he even starts one of the Faithful Mages brings you two your orders. “Thanks” you say to her as you go to dig in to your meal. [[Dig In->SCDEat]]

<<set $describe to "Dying to know what this one even could be you say, “Can I have the Unique Birthday Annoyance.” The mage turns around and yells, “Faith, find a record that time forgot and fund a rock opera based version of it”">> On your plate is a pizza that looks like it was designed to be the main character for a tv show designed for small girls. It’s covered in sparkling rainbow sprinkles and on the crust it has a spiral horn made out of a cinnamon bun. You try to take a bite of the pizza but cheese and sprinkles were not meant to mix. The only thing you’re able to stomach is the horn. You’re mostly disappointed but at least you ate something. She then turns back to you and says, “Your order will be ready soon, Please have a seat till its done” After that you go and sit down in a booth across from Cthulu to wait. You’re not really sure what to say to the weird creature who came out of your toothpaste and has been making your day about 32% worse then it would have been without him… so you just stay silent… until Cthulu speaks up. “Hey,” he says, “I know this day has been pretty crazy for you but try to relax a bit. We’re in a pizza place, its completely safe and the most normal things are going to be for you for the rest of the day so just try to enjoy it.” After he says this you take a deep breath. You feel like a heavy load has just been taken off of your back. “I bet you’re pretty confused about today aren’t you” he continues, “Its not every day you brush your teeth now is it?” “Yeah that was the confusing part about today” you respond dryly. “Well don’t worry. Soon all your questions will be answered…. As I am about to explain to you the benefits of brushing teeth.” Sarcasm must not exist in… wherever he’s from. Luckily for you before he even starts one of the Faithful Mages brings you two your orders. “Thanks” you say to her as you go to dig in to your meal. [[Dig In->SCDEat]]

You look over the Mage taking your order give her a wink and say “I’d like to take you out to go” as you give her a good finger point and click with your tongue. She doesn’t even look up at you and says “You couldn’t afford me, now what do you want.” Considering this ain’t no dating sim you think it best to actually order some food. [[Meat lovers and haters work out their difference->SCDMeatLH]] [[Egglesworth’s Forgotten Name->SCDEgglesworth]] [[The Oriental Occident->SCDOops]] [[The Ruined Graduation Banner->SCDBanner]] [[Hi I’m Shark Steam I’m a real good Pizza->SCDShark]] [[The Special->SCDSpecial]] [[The Judge’s Gavel->SCDGavel]] [[The Disguised Plane->SCDPlane]] [[The Unique Birthday Annoyance->SCDBirthday]]

You take a good look at the food in front of you. Cthulu has one slice with various vegetables and meats on it along with a few flags made from meat vegetables, and one slice that looks like its covered in some kind of glowing green liquid. He also has a soda. $describe Cthulu finishes his food and drink and let’s out a large burp. “That was a some good pizza” He says, “Oh By the way take this dumb thing.” He reaches into his hammer space and pulls out a large number 5 made entirely of emerald. “This literally makes no sense in this context but you need it anyway for… reasons. Now come on lets go outside.” Cthulu Gets up from the booth and walks outside. [[Follow him->SCDout]]

You clean up your spot and throw your plates and stuff away because you always hated cleaning up after others who never even tried. As you leave the building you see Cthulu sitting on a [[seesaw->SCDseesawD]] that clearly wasn’t here before. You look above the seesaw to see a conveniently placed portal. “Come on Storple lets play!” For some reason this scenario reminds you of bald children trying to play football. [[Join him->SCDJoin]] [[Don’t Join him->SCDNotJoin]] <<set $ShouldNotExist to "true">>

<<set $firstobject to "fifth object">> Thinking to yourself ‘What could possibly go wrong?’ you join Cthulu on the seesaw. The two of you take turns going up and down and have some fun for a little bit. Suddenly you start to here the telltale sounds of a rocket starting up. You look down and notice the middle part of the seesaw is starting to shoot flames towards the ground. The seesaw then is slowly launched into the air and you’re brought up into the portal. As this happens you silently scold yourself because this is exactly what you thought would happen. [[Through the Portal->SCCthuluOfficePortal]]

<<set $firstobject to "fifth object">> Using simple logic you can see exactly where this is going and you decide not to get on the seesaw and just walk away. You get the feeling that Cthulu takes offense to this as he teleports in front of you. “How rude!” he says as he pick you up and chucks you into the portal that was above the seesaw. [[Through the Portal->SCCthuluOfficePortal]]

Oh right seesaws are becoming more and more rare with safety restrictions aren’t they. You might not even know what a seesaw is. So imagine a lever. Not the evil scientist type lever or the levers on large machinery, the simple machine type lever. And then you put one child on each end of the lever and bam instant fun. If somehow you’re a small one reading this I recommend trying them but they are somewhat hard to find nowadays. I swear swings better not be next on the list of banned playground equipment. If swings ever get taken out I’m starting an army of children to topple the government and lead the world into anarchy. [[back->SCDout]]

It’s the second and final round of the volleyball tournament. You’re facing up against the unstoppable duo of the slime cube and the banshee… and by unstoppable I mean I’m unsure how they made it past the first round considering neither of them can actually hit the ball. Cthulu laughs and gives you a tap on the shoulder. “These chumps don’t stand a chance against us. No matter what we do we’re destined to win. So how badly should we beat them?” [[Go easy on them->SSCEasy]] [[Destroy them->SSCDestroy]] [[Lets have some fun with this->SSCFun]]

“Lets just go easy on them ok?” you say to Cthulu, “Fine” he grumbles, as he serves the ball and it slowly rises into the air. It floats over the net and slowly falls like a balloon. The banshee tries to hit the ball but she keeps phasing through it. the slime cube seems to have forgotten how to move and is just remains still. “First point, Storple and Cthulu!” says Bill as the ball lands on their side. The banshee tries again and again to pick up the ball but despite her best efforts she can’t get a grip on the thing. The slime cube starts to move over too the ball but all of the sand its touching starts getting stuck inside it and clumping up making it move even more slowly. After 20 minutes of accomplishing nothing the Slime cube makes manages to get to the volleyball only to have it pop once it touches the slime cubes acidic surface. “The ball died that means they’re disqualified,” announces Bill, “the winner is Storple and Cthulu. [[You won!->SSCWin]]

Feeling something dark deep within, you say “Let us destroy them” as you rattle your finger tips together. “I like the way you think,” Cthulu chuckles. As he picks the volley ball up and gets ready to serve as his eyes glow red and he begins to say a chilling incantation. “Y' l' uln r'luh ot mgvulgtnah aimgr'luh ahazath hnah cahf Y' mgepmgah'n'ghft ehye. H' nafl og vulgtmnah. Y' ahor't n'ghftephai ai language llll h'. Anyway Y' gotha cahff ehyee folks ph' ahagl l' lose. Ymg' kadishtu? c' mgfm'latghnanah? mgfm'latghnanah” His eyes stop glowing and he says “Alright lets get this party started.” As the two of you get ready to play and feel hyped up more then ever Bill suddenly blows the whistle. “ Eduardo and Eggbertina have given up therefore Storple and Cthulu are the winners.” “Wait what?” the Two of you suddenly say, “Well we saw you two doing that crazy old god powers stuff…so we realized, hey we aint winning lets go home.” Eduardo the slime cube explained. “Yeah we quit” said Eggbertina the banshee as the two of them walked away leaving you two alone on the volley ball field. “So like I said you two have won the Volleyball tournament” [[You won!->SSCWin]]

You shrug and say, “I don’t know man lets just have fun with this. Its just a game after all” “Well if you insist” Cthulu cackles. The two teams get themselves ready on the opposite sides of the net. The whistle is blown and Cthulu serves the ball with a hit and You become alert as you hear the ringing of the bell by your front door. A tall man in a business suit has entered your shop. “Hello sir, can I help you” you say as he browses through your selection of cheeses before walking up to the counter. “Your payment is overdue” he says. “I-…I’m sorry business has been slow” you say, your lower lip quivering with nervousness, “If you could make a purchase It would really he- “I got orders from high up,” he interrupts you, “We gotta close up your place… and everything must go now.” The man starts grabbing various cheeses off the shelf putting them all in a basket. Panicking you rush out from behind the counter pleading “Wait, stop! You can’t take them! This is all I have! Please I have two boys! George and Steorge! What will they eat tonight?” The man just looks at you coldly as he picks up a large cheese wheel, “That’s not my problem mam, I’m only here to do my job” Tears come to your eyes as you feel your life falling apart by the seams. “NO! You can’t!” you cry out as you reach for the cheese wheel. Trying your hardest to tug it from his hands. “I will not let my children starve!” you cry out as tears slowly come to your eyes. You tug as hard as you can as the man also struggles to keep hold of the cheese wheel while holding all the other cheeses. The cheese can’t handle the strain and breaks in half as the two of you fall back towards opposite ends of the store into different shelves of cheese. As the man falls limp on the limburger in a mess of mozzarella your vision gets feta filled with your provolone problems. Life wasn’t always such hard cheese, it used to be filled with such Gouda times. Reading to your babybels the story of Edam and Eve or of Medusa and her Gorgonzola sisters. Your boys promising that they’d grow up to be good hard working Menchego. Even when things were hard those two boys stilton kept on smiling because they knew that’s what gave you the strength to keep on going. The world had plenty of munsterous people in it but they didn’t care. They had dreams. They were going to go to Harvardi and live a better live so you could move out of the old cottage cheese that you lived in and into a real house. But none of that mattered now as- “Hey!... Stongple or whatever you name was…” says Bill HEY you alive?” It takes you a minute to realize that realize that you are not the owner of a cheese store and mother of two boys but Storple the pancake chef. You slowly pick yourself off the ground and say “What… happened?” “Well you said to have fun with this” Cthulu explains, “So I did what I do best and screwed with everyones minds. Did you like it?” “No” you say as you try to brush aside whatever other memories came with the cheesy scenario, “but what about the other team?” “Oh they also fainted and fell to the ground… then I tossed the ball and won” You turn to see what Cthulu said was true. The Banshee and slime cube are both lying on the floor frothing at the mouth. “welp…” says Bill as he scratches his head, “I guess Storple and Cthulu win then.” [[You won!->SSCWin]]

The crowd goes wild… at least they would if there was a crowd. The only ones here are Bill and the Medusa who somehow managed to turn herself to stone. But you won! The volleyball tournament is victory! Bill hands you and Cthulu golden trophies. “By the way you two have also won an interview with the big boss… who I guess is already he- wait where’d he go?” You turn around to find that Cthulu is nowhere in site. He seems to have vanished somehow. “….huh…” Bill remarks, “Anyway come on Storple you’ve got to go to that interview. Now off you go!” As he finishes his statement he picks you up and throws you into the air at exactly 3/28 of the speed of sound. He then sends you flying right into another portal in the sky. [[Into the Portal->SCCthuluOfficePortal]] <<set $golden to "true">>

<<set $door to "Closed">> Not trusting whoever this hidey chair guy is you turn to leave but the elevator immediately shuts when you do so. “What's the rush? Do you have somewhere you need to be going? Come on relax. I only want to talk” It seems you have no choice you're only option is to talk with this big boss [[Go and have a Seat->SCSeat]]

Carefully you make your way to the chair in front of the desk and take a seat. As you sit down You notice an assortment of [[things->SCThingsD]] on the desk. “As you may know I am Cthulu,” says the voice from behind the chair as it starts to slowly turn, “Its nice to meet you Mr…” As he turns around you don’t see the annoying fellow that was following you around before but someone much more refined. He’s wearing a business suit and his skin looks more slimy and less felt like. “Its Storple” you say. “Ah right sorry, the scheduled appointment failed to put in a name. So I can assume you’re here to stop my evil plan.” [[Plan?->SCPlanQuestionmark]] [[I guess?->SCIGuess]] [[Pardon?->SCPardon]] [[What?->SCWhat]]

Building schematics A piece of paper showing a picture of this large building and how many floors it has…. Its about 31. Although the current elevator only goes to Floors 8, 12, 31, 17 and 22. It also gives information about each of the said floors Floor 8 is the Floor of Only Lava Floor 12 is the Cafeteria Floor 17 is the Secret Portal Area Floor 22 is the George Washington Exhibit Floor 31 is the Big Bosses Office. You then realize you’re on the 31st floor. [[back->SCCthuluOfficePortal]]

On this desk you see a very strange assortment of Items. You see Pencils Shaped like Humans with all of their heads sharpened, a soda can labeled “Fire! Its literally fire!” An empty cardboard box with a lid, some toast positioned so that they’re leaning on each other holding each other up, a baby otter, a spray can labeled “Great Ant Cathudula’s Other worldly sealant”, and a gun. They say you can tell a lot about someone by the items they keep on they’re desk…. Clearly they were lying. [[Back->SCSeat]]

"Plan?" you turn your head sideways out of confussion "What plan?", You clearly have no idea what he’s talking about. “You know my evil plan? The whole portals thing? I opened them up and the only way to close them down is by obtaining either something Golden, something blue, something backwards, something horrible or something that should not exist? One of these four sacred objects Can ruin my plans? Is any of this ringing a bell?” [[Have we met?->SCMet]] [[You look familiar->SCFamilliar]] [[I think I’m lost->SCLost]] [[I Have no idea what you're talking about->SCNoidea]]

"I guess?" you shrug, clearly not having any idea what he’s talking about. “You know my evil plan? The whole portals thing? I opened them up and the only way to close them down is by obtaining either something Golden, something blue, something backwards, something horrible or something that should not exist? One of these four sacred objects Can ruin my plans? Is any of this ringing a bell?” [[Have we met?->SCMet]] [[You look familiar->SCFamilliar]] [[I think I’m lost->SCLost]] [[I Have no idea what you're talking about->SCNoidea]]

"Pardon?" you ask, Clearly not having any idea what he’s talking about. “You know my evil plan? The whole portals thing? I opened them up and the only way to close them down is by obtaining either something Golden, something blue, something backwards, something horrible or something that should not exist? One of these four sacred objects Can ruin my plans? Is any of this ringing a bell?” [[Have we met?->SCMet]] [[You look familiar->SCFamilliar]] [[I think I’m lost->SCLost]] [[I Have no idea what you're talking about->SCNoidea]]

"What?" you ask, Clearly not having any idea what he’s talking about. “You know my evil plan? The whole portals thing? I opened them up and the only way to close them down is by obtaining either something Golden, something blue, something backwards, something horrible or something that should not exist? One of these four sacred objects Can ruin my plans? Is any of this ringing a bell?” [[Have we met?->SCMet]] [[You look familiar->SCFamilliar]] [[I think I’m lost->SCLost]] [[I Have no idea what you're talking about->SCNoidea]]

“Have we met?” you ask, “You look like this guy who jumped out of my toothpaste and has been dragging me around all day, but he was a little fuzzier” “That shouldn’t be possible,” He replies, “No one looks like me, I’m one of a kind, but you seriously don’t have any idea what I’m up too?” You shrug and shake your head, “Sorry, I guess the exposition guy was scared off earlier or something.” Cthulu rubs his temples out of annoyance, “How unprofessional…Very well then I guess I have to explain what’s going on. So basically I’m planning a vacation to earth so to get earth ready for my arrival I opened up a bunch of portals, but then I figured hey since I’m going there anyway why not just conquer it so I’ll be bringing an army with me to take it over. Now as the hero its you’re job to stop me by closing down my portals by using one of the four objects.” “But you listed Five objects” you point out. “Not the point!” he yells, “The point is that your world is in danger so you have come here to stop me! Its that simple! Basic good vs evil junk! Do you understand now?” [[Yes->SCYesUnderstand]] [[No->SCNoUnderstand]]

“You look kind of familiar,” you say as you squint and turn your head, “Like this guy who jumped out of my toothpaste and has been dragging me around all day, but he was a little fuzzier” “That shouldn’t be possible,” He replies, “No one looks like me, I’m one of a kind, but you seriously don’t have any idea what I’m up too?” You shrug and shake your head, “Sorry, I guess the exposition guy was scared off earlier or something.” Cthulu rubs his temples out of annoyance, “How unprofessional…Very well then I guess I have to explain what’s going on. So basically I’m planning a vacation to earth so to get earth ready for my arrival I opened up a bunch of portals, but then I figured hey since I’m going there anyway why not just conquer it so I’ll be bringing an army with me to take it over. Now as the hero its you’re job to stop me by closing down my portals by using one of the four objects.” “But you listed Five objects” you point out. “Not the point!” he yells, “The point is that your world is in danger so you have come here to stop me! Its that simple! Basic good vs evil junk! Do you understand now?” [[Yes->SCYesUnderstand]] [[No->SCNoUnderstand]]

“I think I’m lost” you say, “I was just getting dragged around by this fuzzy guy who kind of looks like you through random portals or something… You did that you say?” “Yes but what you said shouldn’t be possible,” he replies, “No one looks like me, I’m one of a kind, but you seriously don’t have any idea what I’m up to?” You shrug and shake your head, “Sorry, I guess the exposition guy was scared off earlier or something.” Cthulu rubs his temples out of annoyance, “How unprofessional…Very well then I guess I have to explain what’s going on. So basically I’m planning a vacation to earth so to get earth ready for my arrival I opened up a bunch of portals, but then I figured hey since I’m going there anyway why not just conquer it so I’ll be bringing an army with me to take it over. Now as the hero its you’re job to stop me by closing down my portals by using one of the four objects.” “But you listed Five objects” you point out. “Not the point!” he yells, “The point is that your world is in danger so you have come here to stop me! Its that simple! Basic good vs evil junk! Do you understand now?” [[Yes->SCYesUnderstand]] [[No->SCNoUnderstand]]

“I have no idea what’s going on,” you admit, “One things for sure I’m never going to brush my teeth again,” “I did not need to know this,” says Cthulu, “But you seriously don’t know what’s going on? Not even the slightest clue what I’m doing?” You shrug and shake your head, “Sorry, I guess the exposition guy was scared off earlier or something.” Cthulu rubs his temples out of annoyance, “How unprofessional…Very well then I guess I have to explain what’s going on. So basically I’m planning a vacation to earth so to get earth ready for my arrival I opened up a bunch of portals, but then I figured hey since I’m going there anyway why not just conquer it so I’ll be bringing an army with me to take it over. Now as the hero its you’re job to stop me by closing down my portals by using one of the four objects.” “But you listed Five objects” you point out. “Not the point!” he yells, “The point is that your world is in danger so you have come here to stop me! Its that simple! Basic good vs evil junk! Do you understand now?” [[Yes->SCYesUnderstand]] [[No->SCNoUnderstand]]

“I guess so” you say still scratching your head. “Finally!” says Cthulu sounding very relieved, “Now we can just get to the part where I destroy you!” “Huh?” Cthulu shoots lighting out of his eyes vaporizing you instantly Game Over Your Final Score is 31 Sorry Reader I’ve run out of Clever Quips at this point [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

“Uh… No not really,” you say still scratching your head. Cthulu sighs as he gets up and wills a white board into existence behind him. “Ok From the Top then, I Cthulu and In charge of this dimension. I rule over people, I have an evil business office and people fear me, Being evil means that I’m not good, people don’t like me I work for only my gain and not the gain of others. I enjoy the suffering of others. The word evil stems from the Latin wor-“ As he continues to explain everything and draw it out you realize this is your only chance to try to defeat him with his back turned. You look over the items on the desk and try to think of what to use on him. [[Use Pencils->SP1Pencils]] [[Use Soda Can->SP1SodaCan]] [[Use Cardboard Box->SP1Box]] [[Use Toast->SP1Toast]] [[Use Baby Otter->SP1BbyOtter]] [[Use Spray Can->SCSprayCan]] [[Use Gun->SP1Gun]]

You pick up the spray can and look at it. The label says “Great Aunt Cathudula’s Other worldly sealant” Maybe he can’t be killed but maybe he could be sealed away. You start Spraying Cthulu with the sealant and a white light starts to envelope him. “Wait what are you doing stop noooo!” A White transparent bubble then traps him and starts shrinking. Cthulu then starts pounding on the bubble and it starts cracking. Worried you look over the instructions on the Spray can. Step 1. Spray thing Step 2. For permanent effects find a container to place your evil thing that you’re sealing away in. Step 3. Say "Warple Plarple Staple Sauce" while holding the container and the creature will be sealed into that. You look back at the desk and look at something that you think could be used as a Container. [[Use Soda Can->SP1SealSC]] [[Use Cardboard Box->SCSealBox]] [[Use Baby Otter->SP1SealBBOtter]] [[Use Gun->SP1SealGun]]

You pick up the Cardboard Box and start chanting. “Warple Plarple Staple Sauce.” The Bubble that encompasses Cthulu begins shrinking and going inside the box. As fast as you can you put the Lid over the box to make sure that Cthulu can’t escape. At first the Box violently jerks out of your hand. Shaking around trying as if it could explode at any second… but before long it slows to a halt The box ceases all movement. At this time the Baby otter Panics, running over to the box and trying with all its might to open it. But nothing happened. Furious the baby otter roars like a thousand lions, hovers in mid air, and shoots lightning out of eyes at the box… but the box is unaffected. If this isn’t proof that Cthulu is stuck in there for good then I don’t know what is. “You….” The Otter seethes as he turns his lightning filled glare towards you. “Cthulu was my best friend… and now I’ll never see him again because of you. One death is too good for you, I shall make you beg for death for the rest of eternity as pain becomes the only sensation you will be able to feel.” The last time someone said that to you was when they broke up with you so this situation is probably just as bad. What now? [[Reason with the Angry God Like Otter->SP1RWOtterGod]] [[Run! RUN FASTER! WHY AREN’T YOU RUNNING AGAIN!->SCRunOtter]] [[Spray him with the Sealant->SP1SprayOtter]]

<<if $door eq "closed">> Realizing that you don’t stand a ghost of a chance you turn to run to the elevator behind you. He starts firing at you but luckily he misses you a couple of times just long enough for you to reach the elevator. Unfortunately for you the Elevator Door is closed. You start mashing the elevator button hoping it will open at any second, but as you are you hear a sound of something crackling behind you. You slowly turn and look up to see the Baby Otter with its eyes charged with lighting hovering over you with an evil grin on its face. “Looks like its Game over for you” he menacingly declares Game Over Your Final Score is 53 “Wait no!” the Otter Yells, “I didn’t mean it Like that! I still wanted to torture him!” Too Bad its game over for him. Anyway it’s too bad the elevator door was closed. If only you didn’t try to leave before. Then that elevator door would still be open. Hope you have a back up save. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Realizing that you don’t stand a ghost of a chance you turn to run to the elevator behind you. He starts firing at you but luckily he misses you a couple of times just long enough for you to reach the elevator. Only Having Seconds to spare you get inside the Elevator and hit the close door button. Any moment now the Otter will reach the elevator and push the button, you need to get to a different floor stat. In front of you are the buttons labeled 8, 12, 17, 22, and 31. Which Floor will you go to? [[Floor 8->SP1Floor8]] [[Floor 12->SP1Floor12]] [[Floor 17->SCFloor17]] [[Floor 22->SP1Floor22]] [[Floor 31->SP1Floor31]] <</if>>

You hit the button for Floor 17 and it starts moving. You stand in the elevator leaning on the wall and waiting as you realize the elevator music is a cover of Beethoven’s Symphony #9 done only with Kazoos. After ten or so seconds the elevator reaches its destination. You step out and you see some a glowing shrine off in the distance. As you get closer you can see on top of the shrine is a large goblet. Its so large in fact that you could use it as a swimming pool. Inside the goblet is some weird liquid that keeps slowly changing from red to blue to black and then to red again. You go back to the front of the shrine and see a sign that says “Cthulu’s Shrine of Chaos, here lies the generator of the portals to earth and other random places. Upon further examination of your surroundings you see a portal that goes straight to your house. You could leave right now…. But first you need to find a way to stop this thing. You think that if you threw something into that goblet you could mess up the spell and stop the portals…. But what will you use. [[Use something Golden->SCGoldEnd]] [[Use something Blue->SCBlueEnd]] [[Use something Horrible->SCHorribleEnd]] [[Use something that should not exist->SCExistEnd]] [[Use something backwards->SCBackWardsEnd]]

<<if $golden eq "true">> Something Golden…. Your thoughts turn to your Volleyball Trophy. You pull it out of your pocket (Yes it was there all this time Don’t ask how) and look at it. This is the only thing you obtained throughout your journey. This was the only proof that you are an amazing volleyball player are you really ready to throw it away? Suddenly you remember you don’t care. You Go to Toss the Trophy into the cauldron but something stops your hand. You turn to see the Cthulu that’s been following you around all day and not the business one grabbing your hand and the Trophy. He quickly snatches it from your hand and says “Sorry but this is not part of the plan. Using his free hand he seems to push you down into the cauldron but as you fall you still see your body still up there with him as Cthulu laughs. You find yourself unable to move as you feel yourself fall deeper and deeper into the cauldron as the liquid begins to swirl forming a whirlpool and while also forming a portal in the center of it. Still being unable to move you’re quickly drawn towards the portal until your shoved inside it and a blinding light overcomes you [[until…->Fakebegin]] <<else>> But you do not have something golden [[back->SCFloor17]] <</if>>

Something Blue…. You Look at your skin and remember that you are blue. You throw yourself into the Goblet and immediately die… You think it might have worked but you have no way to be sure cause you're dead. Oh by the way Game Over Your final Score is 90 I don't care what a Cthulu tells you its not safe to jump into random goblets. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

<<if $horrible eq "true">> Cheater [[back->SCFloor17]] <<else>> But you do not have something horrible [[back->SCFloor17]] <</if>>

<<if $ShouldNotExist eq "true">> Something that shouldn’t exist…. Wait a second the slime cat mentioned that it should be one of four different objects and then he mentioned 5 different objects. There shouldn’t be a 5th object! You pull out the 5th object and hold it up. Man this thing looks expensive. You really could have gotten a lot of money for this thing, especially after all the trouble you went through for this… but Money won’t mean anything if the world ends. You Go to Toss the 5th Object into the cauldron but something stops your hand. You turn to see the Cthulu that’s been following you around all day and not the business one grabbing your hand and the 5th object. He quickly snatches it from your hand and says “Sorry but this is not part of the plan. Using his free hand he seems to push you down into the cauldron but as you fall you still see your body still up there with him as Cthulu laughs. You find yourself unable to move as you feel yourself fall deeper and deeper into the cauldron as the liquid begins to swirl forming a whirlpool and while also forming a portal in the center of it. Still being unable to move you’re quickly drawn towards the portal until your shoved inside it and a blinding light overcomes you [[until…->Fakebegin]] <<else>> But you do not have something that should not exist [[back->SCFloor17]] <</if>>

<<if $backwards eq "true">> Something backwards... your thoughts turn to the 0-Way mirror, nothings more backwards then a mirror that can't even look at. You pull out the Mirror and take a good look at it. You still can't see anything but it is evidence of you. You Go to Toss the 0-Way Mirror into the cauldron but something stops your hand. You turn to see the Cthulu that’s been following you around all day and not the business one grabbing your hand and the 0-Way Mirror. He quickly snatches it from your hand and says “Sorry but this is not part of the plan. Using his free hand he seems to push you down into the cauldron but as you fall you still see your body still up there with him as Cthulu laughs. You find yourself unable to move as you feel yourself fall deeper and deeper into the cauldron as the liquid begins to swirl forming a whirlpool and while also forming a portal in the center of it. Still being unable to move you’re quickly drawn towards the portal until your shoved inside it and a blinding light overcomes you [[until…->Fakebegin]] <<else>> But you don't have something backwards [[back->SCFloor17]] <</if>>

Choose Your Character! [[Deady The Dead Horse->SFDeady]] [[Storple->SFStorp]]

A dead Horse, one who is very dead and without a soul. This is now your vessel. [[Lets begin->SFDeadyBegin]]

This vessel already contains a soul. [[back->Fakebegin]]

You find yourself slowly waking up… its hard to move, hard to see. You struggle and struggle and bit by bit you’re able to nudge yourself around. After what seems like an hour you’re finally able to move enough to start digging. Making an approximate guess of which direction is up you scrape what you can against the dirt for what seems like hours. Suddenly all your hard work has paid off as you hear something crumble and can see a bit of light. Feeling a burst of inspiration you push on through making a hole big enough to get through and pull yourself out. Getting a look at your surroundings you don’t know where you even are. From the looks of it you seem to be by a misty lake near a forest. There’s a full moon out so you can see fairly well. [[Go to the Lake->SFLake]]

For some reason you’re not sure why you feel drawn to the lake. You make your way over there and look down to see a shocking appearance. You’re no longer the lovable blue human Storple. You’re not even human! You’re not even alive! Staring back at you from the lakes reflection is the skeleton of a horse standing on all fours. Out of shock you let out a terrifying scream and jump up almost falling over. Feeling worried about what you can still do you try talking. [[Hello->SFHello]] [[Testing->SFTesting]] [[Greetings->SFGreetings]] [[Neigh->SFNeigh]]

“Uh Hello?” you say out loud. Your voice is now deep and raspy, and you can taste the sense of death with every word you speak. Suddenly you hear a loud boom and see a tall pillar of light form in the distance. The force from it appearing blows away the mists forming over the lake. Considering you’re currently in an unknown land in an unknown body with no other leads to go off of you know there’s only one thing that you can do. [[Head Towards the pillar->SFGoPillar]] [[Die->SFDie]]

“Uh… Testing?” you say out loud Your voice is now deep and raspy, and you can taste the sense of death with every word you speak. Suddenly you hear a loud boom and see a tall pillar of light form in the distance. The force from it appearing blows away the mists forming over the lake. Considering you’re currently in an unknown land in an unknown body with no other leads to go off of you know there’s only one thing that you can do. [[Head Towards the pillar->SFGoPillar]] [[Die->SFDie]]

“Greetings… Good day, Salutations” you say out loud. Your voice is now deep and raspy, and you can taste the sense of death with every word you speak. Suddenly you hear a loud boom and see a tall pillar of light form in the distance. The force from it appearing blows away the mists forming over the lake. Considering you’re currently in an unknown land in an unknown body with no other leads to go off of you know there’s only one thing that you can do. [[Head Towards the pillar->SFGoPillar]] [[Die->SFDie]]

“Neigh” you say out loud. You get the feeling that maybe you should have tried saying something horses don’t normally say. “Moo” Close enough. Your voice is now deep and raspy, and you can taste the sense of death with every word you speak. Suddenly you hear a loud boom and see a tall pillar of light form in the distance. The force from it appearing blows away the mists forming over the lake. Considering you’re currently in an unknown land in an unknown body with no other leads to go off of you know there’s only one thing that you can do. [[Head Towards the pillar->SFGoPillar]] [[Die->SFDie]]

With the speed of an unholy abomination you gallop through the forest towards the light. Is you run you can also see other horses running off in the distance in the same direction. With the Moon up above you and the eerie presence of the of the forest you get the feeling that this would make a really cool painting. You continue running and soon you find where the light pillar formed. The pillar of light looks like it caused a crater to form in the ground causing trees that would have been in there to be pushed away. Fallen on the ground. Now that you’re closer you can tell that the pillar that has formed looks similar to the portals you’ve been going through all day. This might be your only way out. You’re about to charge down but suddenly you notice that the pillar of light seems to be guarded by some kind of Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion. The emotion stands there in place and looks like its not going anywhere what are you going to do? [[Approach->SFApproach]] [[Attack->SFAttack]] [[Die->SFDie]] [[Kick a Tree Down->SFKick]] [[Use your Horse Powers->SFHorsePowers]]

Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You approach the Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion saying. “Hello there. I wish to pass through this pillar of light. May I?” Now that you’re closer you can see that the Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion is playing with a die in their hand. The Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion looks up and says. “What is your name?” [[Storple->SFStorpName]] [[Deady->SFDeadyName]] [[None->SFNone]] [[HorsePowers->SFHPName]]

You charge down the crater at full speed and try to ram the Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion. However the Emotion is too powerful and you are unable to knock it over. Also the emotion’s eternal angularity stabs at you and leaves some holes in your bones. You begin to feel your spirit leak out through the bones. The Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion gets angry at you and strikes you down using the power of angular emotions. Game Over Your Final Score is 105 Hope you’re not feeling too emotional about how symbiotically angular your death was and how eternal that will be... What? Lets see you write a better one! [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

Noticing all the fallen trees around you thing you could squish the Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion with one of the trees. Using your newfound horse strength you go push down one of the fallen trees. It takes a lot of effort but you’re just barely able to do and the tree rolls down the massive creator towards the Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion. The Eternally angular symbiotic emotion is crushed under the weight of the tree leaving you free to go into the pillar of light. [[Go into the Pillar->SFPillar]]

Realizing that you now have all the powers of a dead horse you try to test them out to see how you could get past the Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion. Using your Horse Lasers but those don’t exist. You also try flying, bursting into flames, shooting out poisonous breath, and summoning an army of the undead but none of that works. You get the feeling you’re not really sure what powers horses have whether they be alive or dead. Having no one else to ask you go and ask the Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion. “Excuse me” you ask as politely as you can with your new voice, “But what kind of powers do horses have?” The Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion just turns and glares at you saying, “Horses aren’t real.” As the Emotion says this you feel yourself fade out of existence. The Emotion’s Angularity must be able to persuade reality. This perfect sense of this logic is the last thing you’re able to think about before you cease to be. Game Over Your Final Score is 106 Everyone knows Horses aren’t real. That’s why they don’t have any horse powers. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You jump into the pillar of light and find yourself transported to the Space Dump where your day started, but things have started to change for the worse. The amount of portals in the area has drastically increased and they’re flying around like crazy. Some are spewing out fire, others are sucking up random objects and spitting out people. After that you take a good look in front of you and see a campfire where the slime kitten, a very skilled bear, and The Dennis Portal are sitting around it roasting marshmallows. The slime kitten turns to the bear and says, “Ursally I’m not sure what we can do now. Cthulu may have been stopped but someone else has taken control of the portals and things are now even worse.” Ursally nods in agreement, “Yeah and now the portals have been set so that no living creature can go through them.” “And what’s even worse is that now we’re lazily giving exposition because the writer couldn’t think of a good way to convey all of this” said the Dennis portal. They all sigh in unison as they continue to sit there and roast marshmallows. Just then Ursally looks up and sees you, “wait is that… !!” She jumps up and runs at you with a smile on her face and gives you a massive bear hug, “DEADY! Its been so long! I thought you died years ago! Lamposis! Dennis! look! Its Deady the dead horse we’re saved!” The slime kitten and Dennis Portal also go up to see you. Ursally lets you go as you fall to the ground. They’re both ecstatic at first but you can see the joy leave Lamposis’s eyes. “Deady its been too long!” says the Dennis Portal, “How’s life trea… hows death treating y…. How are ya?” “My companions I’m afraid that this is not the Dead horse we’ve come to know and love.” Says Lamposis, “Its just a lost soul that’s had the misfortune of being trapped inside Deady the Dead Horse’s body.” The disappointment in the other two’s eyes is as clear as day, Deady must have been a real good friend of theirs. Lamposis walks up to you and says, “Its ok lost one we’re, I’ve seen this before. Why don’t you tell us exactly what happened today.” [[Explain everything->SFExplainEverything]]

“My Name is Storple” you say The Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion glares at you and says, “None Shall Pass! None Shall survive.” The Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion then makes the die he was playing with hover and glow a dark chartreuse and a bright black. It spins so fast that all sides blend together. The die then shoots itself directly at your horse skull splitting it in half Game Over Your Final Score is 107 I bet you thought you’d get past the Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion with ease didn’t you. Well something’s aren’t as easy [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

“My name is Deady the Dead Horse” you say. The Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion glares at you and says, “None Shall Pass! None Shall survive.” The Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion then makes the die he was playing with hover and glow a dark chartreuse and a bright black. It spins so fast that all sides blend together. The die then shoots itself directly at your horse skull splitting it in half Game Over Your Final Score is 107 I bet you thought you’d get past the Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion with ease didn’t you. Well something’s aren’t as easy [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

My name is None” you say. The Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion glares at you and says, “None Shall Pass! None Shall survive.” “Well that’s me, I’m None!” you bluff. The Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion looks you over and says “Well ok then I guess you can go through.” You know this shouldn’t have worked but you quickly gallop through the portal before the emotion realizes that they’ve just been Argonauted. [[Go Into the Pillar->SFPillar]]

“The names Horsepowers” you say confidently, “Named after the power that I have, which are all Horse related” The Eternally Angular Symbiotic Emotion just looks at you and says, “Horses aren’t real” As the Emotion says this you feel yourself fade out of existence. The Emotion’s Angularity must be able to persuade reality. This perfect sense of this logic is the last thing you’re able to think about before you cease to be. Game Over Your Final Score is 107 Everyone knows Horses aren’t real. That’s why they don’t have any horse powers. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

You give a quick summery of your day with the first Cthulu jumping out of your toothpaste, you ending up traveling through a bunch of portals, somehow trapping a different Cthulu inside of a box and how the first Cthulu pushed your soul out of your body or something and then you ended up here. Lamposis nods, “I see… that explains everything.” “Really?” you ask “Ok well not everything but I think I know what happened… Whoever that fake Cthulu is, they must have placed another soul inside your body so they could use it as a puppet to make the portals go even more insane. In another timeline I once said there were four objects that could stop Cthulu’s portal spell you needed one of four objects. Something golden, something blue, something horrible, something that shouldn't exist, or something backwards.” “But you just listed 5 objects.” Dennis interrupts. “Yeah, it took me a while to realize that one too, but that is because the ancient texts had been modified without me realizing. Something blue will not stop the spell but in fact make the spell go more insane then ever before. Knowing this the fake Cthulu set this whole plan up and did his very best to make sure that you would end up by shrine so that you could end up inside of it.” “Ok… So how can we stop him and get my body back” you ask, “We can’t do anything!” says Ursally, “No living creature can go through the portals in their current state, Dennis can’t even go through himself!” “But you… Storple there’s something very important you need to know so listen carefully ok?” [[Listen carefully->SFListen]] [[Don’t Listen at all->SFNotListen]]

You Do your best to listen carefully and briefly wonder how you can hear things since you’re a horse skeleton but then go back to listening. “First off the bond with your current body is pretty unstable,” Lamposis explains, “Possessions rarely go this well and you’re definitely on borrowed time. With every decision you make you’ll have less and less time until you’re forced out of this body and it falls apart… I’d say that you have about X clicks- er I mean minutes until you fall apart. Secondly, in order to get your body back you’re going to need to get back to Cthulu’s office, but too do that you’re going to need all 4 objects. You can use the portals to access where they are but as for the ‘something horrible’ I failed to realize this before but its locked behind a barrier that you’ll need the first three objects to access.” “Ok but I already took one of the objects from one of the portals,” you point out, “And it was in Cthulu’s office building when I was my soul was thrown into this horse! How am I going to get it back?” “Oh right… I probably should have mentioned” Lamposis runs back over to the camp fire and brings over the $firstobject , “This fell out of one of the portals when things started going crazy. So now you only need to collect the other three. But that should be everything you need to know… Do you need me to explain again?” <<set $LC to 60>> [[Yes->SFexplainagain]] [[No->SFNoExplain]]

You decide to be a complete moron and not listen to whatever Lamposis has to say. I mean its not like he said this was important information or anything, or that this information is definitely vital to you saving the day and getting your body back. You instead decide to stare at the portals flying across the sky and watch them drift away. One portal in particular is orbiting the landmass you’re standing on and you decide to stare at that one for a while. With your current head not having any skin you’re able to turn your head 360 degrees…. Then 720, and 1080, but once it gets to 1181 your head falls off and bounces off the ground into the void below. Game Over Your Final Score is 4 You just HAD to click on this one didn’t you? Couldn’t just go along with the story no that would be too easy [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]]

"No I don't understand any of this" you say with a dumb look on your face,"could you explain it again?" "NO!" yells lamposis as he grabs you and throws you over to the portals. [[To the Portals->SFPortals]]

You shake your horse head and say, “I’m ready!” Lamposis smiles and says, “Excellent! Now quickly Over there to where the portals lie! Dennis get in position! Oh one last thing. Due to programing limitations we can’t check for all three objects at once so only make sure to go into the West Portal where the horrible object is once you’ve obtained the other two. Death will fall upon you if you try to go through it without them…. Ok so get moving! Go go go!” [[To the Portals->SFPortals]]

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>>In front of you are four Portals. One to the North, One to the South, One to the Dennis, and One to the West. Which Portal will you enter? [[North->SFNorthPortal]] [[South->SFSouthPortal]] [[Dennis->SFDennisPortal]] [[West->SFWestPortal]] $LC <</if>>

<<if $backwards eq "true">> You already have obtained that Portal’s Object. Go in another one [[back->SFPortals]] <<else>> You gallop through the North Portal and end up upon some kind of rocky Cliffside. Behind you is a strange architecture. Its shaped like half of a sphere appears to be made entirely out of black stone blocks. Also it has appears to have random buildings melted into it like some tall business buildings, what may or may not be a school, and a Diner. In front of you is a cliff, with a plaque that says “Property of Ursally. To your left there’s a giant monster crying while leaning on the Cliffside. The monster is a lightish brown color covered in yellow blotches. With its mouth closed you can see its long alligator like head except with its eyes closer to the edge of its mouth filled with tree shaped and colored teeth. It’s also got long arms with giant metal spikey fists at the end of them. What do you do? [[Go to the Strange Architecture->SFNArchitecture]] [[Go to the Cliff->SFNCliff]] [[Approach the Monster->SFNGotoMonster]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $golden eq "true">> You already have obtained that Portal’s Object. Go in another one [[back->SFPortals]] <<else>> You run on into the South Portal and find yourself in a very sandy area with a green sky. When you get there you see a large fat orange goblin type thing with fangs coming from its lower mandible. He is wearing only blue swim trunks and sunglasses, and he’s sitting back in a lounging chair. ”Hey!” he says, “Not sure what you’re doing here in the volleyball dimension but the tournament’s over. We’re out of golden trophies.“ “Oh really?” you ask realizing that’s one of the objects you need, “Well who won?” “The tag team duo of Shmordanch the Kraken and Elisha the bear. Not sure where Elisha went but Smordanch went home, he lives just over there if you want to meet him.” He points off to the probably east. “Oh thanks George,” you say before taking off “Its BILL!” he yells back but you barely hear him as you run off to the probably east to look for where the Shmordanch lives. As you keep running soon see a mansion off in the distance and make your way there. [[To the Mansion->SFSMansion]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $ShouldNotExist eq "true">> You walk up to the Dennis Portal but he says, “Hey you already got the object from my portal. Go get a different one!” [[back->SFPortals]] <<else>> You walk up to the Dennis portal, “Any warning this time?” you ask him. The Dennis portal just shrugs despite not having any arms or shoulders, “No idea what to expect this time, for all I know it could be 1930’s Russia in there.” You jump through the Portal to find Not 1930s Russia but a burning wasteland. Theres burning trees all around you no one else that you can see at the moment. If it wasn’t for the fact that you’re currently a skeleton horse with no lungs you’d probably choke on the smoke. Also amongst the flames you see a floating rock of some kind. [[Approach the Rock->SFDApproach]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

As you make your way to the west Portal a familiar warning goes through your head. “Do Not enter the west Portal unless you have three of the four items.” You look at the West Portal Standing infront of you… What will you do? [[Go back->SFPortals]] [[Charge through the West Portal->SFWCharge]]

You make your way to the sphere dome and get to the entrance. The at the entrance is two tall wooden doors being blocked by a metal gate. Above the doors and gate on the wall a chain with a metal donut on the end sticks out of a hole in the wall. There’s also a backpack on the ground next to the gate. [[Grab Donut->SFNGrabDonut]] [[Grab Backpack->SFNGrabBackPack]] [[Go Back->SFNBackStart]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

As you get over to the cliffside and look down you wonder what is the best way to go down. You could climb down which seems like the safer option but alternatively you could jump down. It’s much faster and you’ve never jumped off of a cliff before. Imagine how jealous all your friends would be if you told them you jumped off a cliff and they didn’t! So what do you want to do [[Climb Down Cliff->SFNClimbDown]] [[Jump Off Cliff->SFNJump]] [[Go Back->SFNBackStart]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You walk over to the gargantuan crying beast and say, “Woof”. The beast looks up at you and looks very confused. “Oh I’m sorry I mean Neigh.” The monster doesn’t look any less confused. Maybe you should try saying something else. [[Whats Wrong->SFNWatwrong]] [[I have come for your Soul->SFNSoul]] [[Happy Birthday->SFNBirthday]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You try to reach for the metal donut but it is out of your reach. You just simply aren’t tall enough [[back->SFNArchitecture]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You try to pick up the backpack but with your skeleton horse hooves it’s just not possible. You try to pick it up with your mouth but it tastes really bad. [[back->SFNArchitecture]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You Go Back to where you started on top of the Cliff. The Monster is still crying, The Strange Sphere thing is still there, so is the Cliffside. What do you do? [[Go to the Strange Architecture->SFNArchitecture]] [[Go to the Cliff->SFNCliff]] [[Approach the Monster->SFNGotoMonster]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You realize that jumping off of a cliff is very stupid and proceed to start climbing down very slowly, placing your feet on one of the various bits of cliff hanging from the cliff. Cliffully you cliff your cliffs from cliff to cliff and continue climbing downward. It’s a good thing that skeleton horses are known for being good at scaling cliffs otherwise you totally would have fallen and died. Soon enough you make your way to a decent sized platform jutting off from the cliff. When you land on it you see an entrance to a cave that’s locked off. Try as you might there’s no way to get in. What do you do now? [[Climb All the way down->SFNClimbDowner]] [[Climb back up->SFNClimbBackUp]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

Fearlessly and quite stupidly you jump off the cliff. You fall towards the ground like a glitched character model in a T-pose. After about 10 minutes of falling it occurs to you that this might not have been the best idea. After all while all your friends would be jealous to hear that you jumped off of a cliff if you don’t survive the fall you won’t be able to tell anyone. This idea slightly bothers you as you continue to head towards the ground faster and faster. However as you start to get closer to the ground your speed starts to decrease as you feel a warm gust of air push back at you. You realize how lucky you are as you realize that this is an air geyser made entirely of air that won’t burn you skin off unlike actual geysers. But for some reason the air smells of garlic… That doesn’t really bother you though as you slowly make your way to the bottom of the cliff. The ground slowly approaches and it looks bland and flat like a bland flat rock. Theres some other rocks there but whatever. As you almost reach the ground you notice that the hole the air is pushing out of is large enough for you to fall in. Despite your best efforts you’re unable to tell what lies inside the hole. So whats next? [[Get off at the Ground->SFNGetoffground]] [[Fall in the hole->SFNFallinHole]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

Doing what is probably the smart thing you decide to get off at the ground and not fall into the hole considering you have no idea whats in there. So you flail your arms in the air pretending to swim to move yourself forward. You manage to get out of the wind and somehow land on your feet. However the moment you land on the ground the ground starts to shake as hundreds of tiny prairie dogs sitting at tables wearing tuxedos, monocles and top hats emerge from the ground. A quick flashback to boyscouts reminds you that these are the rare Poshrie Dogs. Appearing almost at random near cliffs and devour anything that smell of garlic. Realizing your situation you’re sure you’re about to be double dead but they all start to moan and complain. One of them approaches you saying, “I say my good sir you’re too dead to be eaten. Be gone at once!” Then all the Poshrie Dogs go back underground. After they leave you look around too see if theres anywhere to go from here… there is not as all other rock surfaces are made entirely out of soap. The only climbable surface is back the way you came. [[Climb Back up->SFNClimbBackUp]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

Feeling adventurous you let the wind slowly lower yourself into the hole. However your skeleton horse body is too big and gets stuck inside of the hole. Suddenly the ground starts to rumble as hundreds of tiny prairie dogs sitting at tables wearing tuxedos, monocles and top hats emerge from the ground. A quick flashback to boyscouts reminds you that these are the rare Poshrie Dogs. Appearing almost at random near cliffs and devour anything that smell of garlic. Realizing your situation you’re sure you’re about to be double dead but they all start to moan and complain. “ I say, this guys too dead to eat!” One of them shouts “Get him out of the hole at once!” A couple of Poshrie Dogs come over to pull you out of the hole before they all go back underground. After they leave you look around too see if theres anywhere to go from here… there is not as all other rock surfaces are made entirely out of soap. The only climbable surface is back the way you came. [[Climb Back up->SFNClimbBackUp]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You Climb back up to where you started. Atop the cliff. The Monster is still crying, The Strange Sphere thing is still there, so is the Cliffside. What do you do? [[Go to the Strange Architecture->SFNArchitecture]] [[Go to the Cliff->SFNCliff]] [[Approach the Monster->SFNGotoMonster]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You Slowly make your way down the other half of the Cliffside. When you get to the bottom the ground starts to shake as hundreds of tiny prairie dogs sitting at tables wearing tuxedos, monocles and top hats emerge from the ground. A quick flashback to boyscouts reminds you that these are the rare Poshrie Dogs. Appearing almost at random near cliffs and devour anything that smell of garlic. At the site of you all the Poshrie dogs moan and complain. One of them approaches you saying, “I say my good sir you’re too dead to be eaten. Be gone at once!” Then all the Poshrie Dogs go back underground. After they leave you look around too see if theres anywhere to go from here… there is not as all other rock surfaces are made entirely out of soap. The only climbable surface is back the way you came. [[Climb Back up ->SFNClimbBackUp]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“You look rather down, What’s wrong?” you ask gently. The monster sighs. “Oh you wouldn’t understand being a skeleton horse and all that. A giant guy like me can’t move around too much unlike yourself. I’ve got to stay here all day and usually I’m fine with that but today…. Oh you just wouldn’t understand.” [[I’m not a Horse->SFNNotHorse]] [[Try me->SFNTryme]] [[Is the problem really stemming from today?->SFNDeeperIssues]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

Using your Naturally scary voice you decide to terrify the monster. “Creature of False Forests” you say hoping that a fog machine is being turned on somewhere near you, “Your time is up, I’ve come to bring your soul to be judged.” “Fine… whatever” the monster mopes, not even attempting to move. “Er….” You really didn’t think he’d call your bluff… at least with to little effort. “Jokes on you! I was lying!” you boast while feigning confidence. The creature doesn’t seem to respond to this… which is probably for the better. Maybe you should try something else [[Whats Wrong->SFNWatwrong]] [[Happy Birthday->SFNBirthday]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” You shout out to the giant monster, who just continues to stare at you. “Its not my birthday” they respond. “Oh… well it is now!” “No its not” Guess you can’t argue with that. Maybe you should try something else. [[Whats Wrong->SFNWatwrong]] [[I have come for your Soul->SFNSoul]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“No I totally understand! I’m not really a horse! I’m actually a blue human!” The giant monster stares at you blankly. “What?” “No you see It all started when I was brushing my teeth this morning-” “That’s even more proof that you wouldn’t understand me, I can’t brush my teeth. And you’re totally just a skeleton horse.” [[I’m NOT a horse->SFNNotHorse2]] [[Try me->SFNTryme]] [[Is the problem really stemming from today?->SFNDeeperIssues]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Why don’t you tell me whats bothering you,” you say softly, “then we can see if I understand or not.” The monster sighs, “Fine… its not like I got anything better to do.” “Oh By the way whats your name?” “Its Breorge” “Well then Mr. Breoge why don’t you tell me about your day” you try to sit down to get comfortable but you find that its more comfortable to stand. “Well you see Mr. Horse, as a Trarmble Brarble, I spend my days staying completely still with the mouth so wide open that people and animals can confuse me for a forest, walk in and I can eat them, Now I get enough to eat for a Trarmble Brarble, but its been so hard to find good food lately. No one comes by this temple anymore, and I’ve been surviving off of birds alone for the past few years and a guy can get real tired of birds ya know?” [[Would you like to eat me?->SFNEatme]] [[Maybe you need a vacation->SFNVacation]] [[Have you tried looking for food somewhere else?->SFNLookforFood]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“I don’t think your sadness can come from today alone.” You say analyzing him. “I think your sadness stems from something deeper within your past that you’d rather forget.” “No I’m pretty sure its just from today,” the monster says. “Nonesense! I bet all your issues are because of your traumatic upbringing ever sense you were hatched from an egg. Trying your best to prove your worth to your uncle and aunt after your parents abandoned you.” “Not a single thing you said there was even close to correct. I’m a Trarmble Brarble. We’re not hatched, we’re born by two parents throwing up on a small tree until it mutates into a baby” “…Ew” [[I’m not a Horse->SFNNotHorse]] [[Tell me whats wrong->SFNTryme]] [[Maybe we need to go deeper->SFNDeeper2]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“No seriously! I’m not a horse!” you insist, “I’m usually a Pancake chef! Everyone knows Horses can’t make pancakes.” “Oh now I see,” the monster starts, “Not only are you in denial but you’re a racist too!” “What?” “Who are you to decide what horses can and can’t do?” You get the feeling that this is getting you nowhere. [[I AM NOT A HORSE->SFNNotHorse3]] [[Try me->SFNTryme]] [[Is the problem really stemming from today?->SFNDeeperIssues]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Look buddy read my lips,” you snap, “I AM NOT A HORSE!” “But you don’t even have lips” the monster replies. “Not the point go on ask me something that only someone who’s not a horse would know?” The monster pauses for a second to think “What do horses like to eat?” “I don’t know I guess hay, carrots… maybe oats?” “HA! That proves that you are a horse!” “No it…. arhg!” You get the feeling that this is getting you even more nowhere. [[I AM NOT A HORSE->SFNNotHorse3]] [[Try me->SFNTryme]] [[Is the problem really stemming from today?->SFNDeeperIssues]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Perhaps your issues lie deep within your subconscious so that not even you know what is the issue.” You speculate “No I know exactly whats wrong,” the monster says. “Perhaps you were hurt by someone you care about but because it goes against your beliefs you refuse to remember it.” “Look you weird horse, even if that was the case its high more likely that by trying to remember something that wasn’t true you’d cause me to create fake memories based on your own biases thus causing me to be in even worse mental shape then before.” “…What?” “Nevermind” The monster looks like they’re getting annoyed. [[I’m not a Horse->SFNNotHorse]] [[Tell me whats wrong->SFNTryme]] [[Lets go Even DEEPER->SFNDeeper3]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Ok then I can admit when I’m wrong, so instead of speculation why don’t you tell me about your childhood.” Say sayfully “No” the monster says “Ok fair enough.” You get the feeling that you’ve hit a dead end. [[I’m not a Horse->SFNNotHorse]] [[Tell me whats wrong->SFNTryme]] [[Lets go Even DEEPER->SFNDeeper3]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Would you like to eat me?” you offer “I appreciate it,” says Breorge, but you’re just too bony for me, you don’t have any nutritional value.” You’re actually glad he refused your offer because you probably would have died from that. [[Maybe you need a vacation->SFNVacation]] [[Have you tried looking for food somewhere else?->SFNLookforFood]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Maybe you could use a Vacation” you suggest Cheerfully “Hah,” Breorge scoffs, “Theres no where for me to go! This area consists of of nothing but cliffs and canyons. I can move past this area!” “What about the portals that have popped up everywhere?” “I can’t fit through any of them you dumb horse! Noticed that I’m larger then literally everything else here!” “Well theres no need to be rude!” “Ugh… sorry I’m just stressed out.” You ponder for a minute what else you could do. [[Would you like to eat me?->SFNEatme]] [[Have you tried looking for food somewhere else?->SFNLookforFood]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Maybe you could look around here for food?” you suggest, “Theres got to be something good to eat around here.” “Oh yeah?” barks Breorge, “Like where?” [[Bottom of the Cliff->SFNCliffBottomFood]] [[The Temple->SFNTempleFood]] [[The Portals->SFNPortalsFood]] [[The Cliff->SFNCliffFood]] [[Inside the Temple->SFNIntempleFood]] [[In The Forest ->SFNForestFood]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Did you try looking down?” you suggest, “I heard that theres some really good Posh Prairie dogs down there.” “Eh, I tried eating them but I can’t get them to come out of the ground long enough for me to catch them, and they’re not dumb enough to come up here.” Breorge explains. Oh well so much for that idea [[back->SFNLookforFood]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Maybe you could eat the Weird Spheramyd over there? I Think there’s a diner or something sticking out of it” you point out. “Look even if that was a diner I can’t eat a diner.” Says Breorge, “I can’t eat any buildings, they don’t taste good and they have no nutritional value.” Yeah no one can eat a building… but he can’t eat the building itself but maybe…. [[back->SFNLookforFood]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Why Don’t you eat the Portals?” you suggest hopefully, “Then things will randomly teleport inside your stomach and you’ll never go hungry again” “Yeah either that or everything I eat gets teleported away to someplace else and I go hungry forever” says Breorge pointing out the obvious flaw in your idea. Yeah the more you think about it the less of a good idea it becomes [[back->SFNLookforFood]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“What if you checked inside the Spheramyd!” you exclaim, “I heard rumors that one of the rooms has a ceiling covered with honey.” “While that does sound tasty I have no way to fit inside it… Look Mr. Horse I appreciate you trying to help but I don’t think there’s anything you can do for me.” Theres got to be some way to get the honey out of the temple… Maybe Breorge just need the proper motivation. [[Cheer him on->SFNCheer]] [[Say the Building is a Piñata->SFNPinata]] [[This is the correct answer->SFNCorrect]] [[That building insulted your Mother->SFNMother]] [[Someone stole your wallet->SFNWallet]] [[The building insulted you->SFNInsultyou]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“I think I heard that there was a forest here before…” you say looking around for it, “Not sure where it went but if you found it then I bet there’d be some good wildlife in it.” “That was me you dead horse” Breorge sneers, “The forest is inside my mouth I just explained that to you” If you were paying the slightest bit of attention you would have known that. [[back->SFNLookforFood]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“What about right up here!” you say, “Theres got to be something good to eat.” “Oh really?” Breorge says, “Then kindly point it out to me.” “Well…” You look and theres really not anything around to eat. “You could eat the cliff itself” “You’re not that bright are you.” While Breorge may be rude he’s right. That wasn’t a good suggestion [[back->SFNLookforFood]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Come on Breorge! Get up and move! Punch that building till it… Stooves.” Awkwardly cheer. Breorge just sighs not even bothering to respond. It occurs to you that you were never very good at rhyming. [[Say the Building is a Piñata->SFNPinata]] [[This is the correct answer->SFNCorrect]] [[That building insulted your Mother->SFNMother]] [[Someone stole your wallet->SFNWallet]] [[The building insulted you->SFNInsultyou]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Hey Guess what!” you exclaim, “The Building was secretly an piñata this whole time! And just in time for your birthday too so come on down and take a swing!” “Nice try buster,” Breorge remarks, “I was around long before that thing was built and I watched it being built, I know for a fact that this was not a piñata… and besides my birthday is next week.” “Oh Well happy early Birthday Breorge” “Thanks” If you knew what day of the year this game was taking place on you could find out Breorge’s birthday but you can’t. [[Cheer him on->SFNCheer]] [[This is the correct answer->SFNCorrect]] [[That building insulted your Mother->SFNMother]] [[Someone stole your wallet->SFNWallet]] [[The building insulted you->SFNInsultyou]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> “That Building over there insulted your Mother!” you accuse angrily “Good!” says Breorge, “I always hated My mother, what did it say?” “Uh… it said your mother was a wonderful lady and an excellent contributor to society.” “That’s… not a very good insult.” Maybe you should try something else [[Cheer him on->SFNCheer]] [[Say the Building is a Piñata->SFNPinata]] [[This is the correct answer->SFNCorrect]] [[Someone stole your wallet->SFNWallet]] [[The building insulted you->SFNInsultyou]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> “Oh Breorge its terrible!” you exclaim, “Someone just stole your wallet and ran inside the Spheramyd!” “I don’t own a wallet.” Says Breorge, “Infact I don’t even understand the concept of monetary gains or losses.” “Uh…. OH no! Some guy just gave you a wallet and another one stole it from you! They both ran inside the temple.” “You’re new to this whole lying thing aren’t you.” You get the feeling that this isn’t going to work. [[Cheer him on->SFNCheer]] [[Say the Building is a Piñata->SFNPinata]] [[This is the correct answer->SFNCorrect]] [[That building insulted your Mother->SFNMother]] [[The building insulted you->SFNInsultyou]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> “That Building insulted you!” you accuse angrily “Oh yeah, What did it say?” Breorge asks “It uh… It said that you were a big dumb stinky monster that was too lazy to get up and do anything… and that you probably dropped out of Sign Language class because your hands were too thick to make signs” “Really? Is that the best that dumb building can do? I’ve heard worse insults from the birds I eat” “It uh… also said that Breorge is sounds like a dumber version of the name George” “WHAT!?” Beorge suddenly yells louder then you possibly could have imagined, “NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY NAME!” Breorge then gets up, winds up and punches the building with such force that the entire cliff side shakes. The Spheramyd caves in and when he pulls his fist back out its covered in honey. “Hey you were right!” Breorge exclaims, “There is honey in this building! I think theres enough in here to last me for like 10 years!” Breorge looks around inside the building happily when something catches his eye… “Wait whats this thing?” he pulls out a large treasure chest. “I can’t eat this…. I guess you can have it for helping me out so thanks… Hey I never caught your name.” “Its Storple” you reply “Right Thanks storple! Here have a chest” Breorge puts the chest right next to you while he starts to suck on his honey covered fist. [[Open Chest->SFNOpenChest]] <</if>>

You stand proudly and boldly declare “This is the Correct answer” “No it isn’t!” says Breorge “Oh…. Well I thought it was.” You feel rather embarrassed now. [[Cheer him on->SFNCheer]] [[Say the Building is a Piñata->SFNPinata]] [[That building insulted your Mother->SFNMother]] [[Someone stole your wallet->SFNWallet]] [[The building insulted you->SFNInsultyou]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> You go over to the box which by the way is also made of black bricks and push off the top of the lid to find something amazing! Something wonderful something…. Completely useless. It looks like a hand mirror but you can’t see your reflection or anything from it. There’s a tag on the end of it that reads “This is the 0-Way mirror. After hearing rumors of the 2-Way Mirrors we decided to try to one up those people and create a 3-Way Mirror…. But we couldn’t figure out how so we did the next best thing and made a 0-Way Mirror…. Ok To be honest the mirror piece is just on backwards so that its facing inward. No one can look at themselves except for the mirror. Feeling ashamed we built this temple and a bunch of traps and a guardian to try to prevent the world from knowing about our shame. Please don’t tell anyone. Sincerely, Temple builder Krongustoid.” Having obtained one of the 4 objects you then run back through the portal you came through to continue your quest. [[Back through the Portal->SFPortals]] <<set $backwards to "true">> <</if>>

<<set $keys to 0>> You make your way over to the mansion. Surrounding the Mansion is a large iron gate. In front of the gate is a doorbell with a TV screen above it. There’s sand everywhere. There’s also a few trees surrounding the gate. What do you do? [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Eat Sand->SFSEatSand]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You try to open the gate but its locked. It jiggles but it won’t open. Didn’t think it would be that easy did you? [[Back->SFSMansion]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You ring the doorbell and you hear it ring as doorbells do. After a couple of seconds the screen lights up and you see a very tired looking Smordanch the kraken on the other side. “What do you want?” he asks, “Hey can I steal your trophy?” you ask bluntly. “No” he replies before the monitor shuts off. <<set $LC -= 1>> [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Eat Sand->SFSEatSand]] [[Ring it again->SFSRing2]]

You think to yourself “hey this sand is really soft I could totally dig a hole under the gate”. So you start digging through the sand. Digging with hooves isn’t easy but you manage to dig pretty deep with the sand being as soft as it is. Eventually you make your way under the gate and dig up to get to the other side. [[Enter the Mansion->SFSEnterMansion]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

Having hooves and being a horse, and not a goat climbing isn’t really an option for you. You could probably jump up the tree though. You jump up onto the various branches until you get to the top of the tree. You’re high up enough that you could easily jump over the gate, so you do. And now you’re on the other side. [[Enter Mansion->SFSEnterMansion]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You try to jump over the gate but its just too high, even with your improved horse jumping you just can’t jump over it, and without proper hands you can’t climb it either. [[Back->SFSMansion]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You begin eating all the sand in the area. It doesn’t taste good but you feel the need to eat it anyway. You manage to eat a large pile of sand. You’ve accomplished nothing <<set $LC -= 1>> [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Eat More Sand->SFSSand2]]

Keys: $keys Now that you’re past the Mansion Gate you easily are able to enter the front door and walk in. You’re in the lobby for the mansion. You can see all rooms from your position. The mansion has two floors and each floor has four rooms each with a door on it. Theres a Red, blue, yellow, and white door on each floor. The White door on the first floor is labeled trophy room. Where do you want to go? [[Red Door Floor 1->SFSR1]] [[Blue Door Floor 1->SFSB1]] [[Yellow Door Floor 1->SFSY1]] [[White Door Floor 1->SFSW1]] [[Red Door Floor 2->SFSR2]] [[Blue Door Floor 2->SFSB2]] [[Yellow Door Floor 2->SFSY2]] [[White Door Floor 2->SFSW2]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You ring the doorbell a second time and the screen comes on almost immediately “Please?” you ask Smordanch kindly. “Oh Fine” he says, come on in.” He pushes the button and the gate opens up. You walk in the gate and down the short pathway to the front of the mansion where Smordanch lets you in. “here take it, Now I’m going to sleep, its been a long day.” Smordanch hands you the trophy and gently pushes you out the door. ‘That was way too easy’ you think to yourself, ‘You totally should have had to do a bunch of puzzles to get by this or something…. Oh well’. You stop worrying about it and run back through the portal to where all the other portals are. <<set $golden to "true">> [[Back to the Portals->SFPortals]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $R1 eq "KYIY">> You go back through the Red door on the first floor and into the kitchen. The rat has eaten all of the cheese and is now asleep. There’s no reason to stay in here. You get the feeling that should look somewhere else [[back to the lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $R1 eq "KNIY">> You go back through the Red door on the first floor and into the kitchen. The giant rat is still sitting by the refrigerator holding a key. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSR1YIGetKey]] [[Go Back to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $R1 eq "KYIN">> You go back through the Red door on the first floor and into the kitchen. The Rat has eaten the cheese and is now asleep. There is still a hammer on the counter near the entrance. What will you do? [[Get Hammer->SFSR1KYGetItem]] [[Go Back to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<else>> You open the red door on the first floor and find yourself in the kitchen. There’s a bunch of stoves and some refrigerators and all in the entire kitchen is very large. On the counter near the entrance is a hammer. Sitting in front of one of the refrigerators is a giant rat holding a key. [[Get Key->SFSR1NIGetKey]] [[Get Hammer->SFSR1NKGetItem]] [[Go Back to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $B1 eq "KYIY">> You reenter the blue door on the first floor into the aquarium room. All the fish are still here and whatnot. You can’t find anything else of interest in here. [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $B1 eq "KYIN">> You reenter the blue door on the first floor into the aquarium room. All the fish are still here and whatnot. The step latter is still by the one of the fish tanks. What will you do? [[Get Step Latter->SFSB1KYLat]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $B1 eq "KNIY">> You reenter the blue door on the first floor into the aquarium room. All the fish are still here and whatnot. The key is still inside the closest fish tank. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSB1IYKey]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<else>> You enter the blue door on the first floor and find yourself in a room with a lot of fish tanks. They all have lights inside them so even with the lights off you can see in them. Inside the closest fish tank is a key. In the center of the room is a step latter. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSB1INKey]] [[Get Step Latter->SFSB1KNLat]] [[Go Back to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $Y1 eq "KYIY">> You renter the Yellow Door on the first floor and return to the reading room. All the books and the shelves are still here but you can’t think of any other reason to remain in here. [[Return to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $Y1 eq "KNIY">> You renter the Yellow Door on the first floor and return to the reading room. All of the bookshelves are still in place and a key is still on top of one of the bookshelves. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSY1IYKey]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $Y1 eq "KYIN">> You renter the Yellow Door on the first floor and return to the reading room. All of the bookshelves are still in place and the bored looking bloodhound is still lying in the chair. You’re not sure why the dog is even here because it’s not a guard dog… or a good guard dog anyway. [[Get Bored Looking Dog->SFSY1KYDog]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<else>> You enter the yellow door on the first floor and find yourself in a well-lit reading room. The room is filled with bookshelves with are lined with literature of every kind. After some careful looking you can see a key on top of one of the bookshelves. Also in a chair by a reading lamp is a very bored looking dog. The dog is a young bloodhound with big floppy ears. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSY1INKey]] [[Get Bored Looking Dog->SFSY1KNDog]] [[Return to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

You walk through the white door on the first floor and end up in the trophy room. You can see the Trophy being held in a Trophy case with four different locks on it. What do you do? [[Get Trophy->SFSWTrophy]] [[Go back to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $R2 eq "KYIY">> You return to the red door on the second floor and go back into the shoe room. The bloodhound is still chewing on the various shoes in the room. It doesn’t look bored anymore. There doesn’t appear to be anything left for you in here. [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $R2 eq "KNIY">> You return to the red door on the second floor and renter the shoe room. There’s still shoes everywhere. Its impossible to find anything. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSR2IYKey]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $R2 eq "KYIN">> You return to the red door on the second floor and renter the shoe room. The bloodhound is still chewing on the various shoes in the room. It doesn’t look bored anymore. The only footwear not attacked in this dog’s rampage of fun is two pairs of pink slippers on the floor. What will you do? [[Get Slippers->SFSKYSlippers]] <<else>> You enter the Red door on the second floor and find yourself in a room filled with plenty of shoes. There’s shoes of all kinds. Big shoes, little shoes, red shoes blue shoes, 1 shoes, 2 shoes, Oatmeal shoes, porridge shoes, if you can imagine the kind of shoes that it is then its here. The problem is that all the shoes are in massive piles. It makes it impossible to find anything. All except for two pairs of pink slippers that are near the entrance. [[Get Key->SFSR2NIKey]] [[Get Slippers->SFSNKSlippers]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $B2 eq "KYIY">> You return to the blue door on the second floor and renter the Parrot’s Room. It’s still staring at the drawing of the key that you gave it. You can’t think of any reason why you’d want to still be here, especially considering that bird is terrifying. [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $B2 eq "KNIY">> You return to the blue door on the second floor and renter the Parrot’s Room. Its still staring at the key you need. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSB2IYKey]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $B2 eq "KYIN">> You return to the blue door on the second floor and renter the Parrot’s Room. It’s still staring at the drawing of the key that you gave it. There is a fishing pole on the ground by the parrot. What will you do? [[Get Fishing Pole->SFSYKPole]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<else>> You enter the blue door on the second floor and find yourself in a white empty room with only a few things in it. The most noticeable of all the things is a giant parrot sitting on a large perch hanging from the ceiling. It is staring intensely at a key that’s right in front of it. Also on the floor by the parrot is a fishing pole [[Get Key->SFSB2NIKey]] [[Get Fishing Pole->SFSNKPole]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $Y2 eq "KYIY">> You return to the Yellow Door on the second floor and renter the art room. The formerly great sculpture is now in pieces on the table. You really can’t think of a good reason to stay here. [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $Y2 eq "KNIY">> You return to the Yellow Door on the second floor and renter the art room. The Sculpture of the Door eating the Key is still there. The key is still real. The author is still pointing out obvious things acting like they would change between now and before. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSY2IYKey]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $Y2 eq "KYIN">> You return to the Yellow Door on the second floor and renter the art room. The formerly great sculpture is now in pieces on the table. Hours of hard work wasted…. Oh and Also there’s some crayons and a piece of paper on the table still. What will you do? [[Get Crayons and Paper->SFSY2YESKEYCrayons]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<else>> You walk through the Yellow Door on the second floor and find yourself in a room with a large amount of art supplies. They’re neatly placed in drawers along with a few drawings on the wall. In the center of the room on a table is a large clay sculpture of a Door eating a key. The key is not made out of clay and is one of the keys you need to progress. Also next to the sculpture are some crayons and a piece of paper. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSY2NIKey]] [[Get Crayons->SFSY2NOKEYCrayons]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $W2 eq "KYIY">> You return to the white door on the second floor and go back into Smordanch’s bedroom. He’s still sleeping with his tentacles all over the place. You can’t think of a good reason to be here [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $W2 eq "KNIY">> You return to the white door on the second floor and go back into Smordanch’s bedroom. He’s still fast asleep with his tentacles all over the place. In one of his tentacles is a key. The bedroom floor is made of a very hard wood. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSW2IYKey]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<elseif $W2 eq "KYIN">> You return to the white door on the second floor and go back into Smordanch’s bedroom. He’s still fast asleep but is no longer holding anything. Theres still a cheese wheel on the floor. What will you do? [[Get Cheese->SFSKYCheese]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<else>> You enter the white door on the second floor to find that Smordanch the Kraken sleeping in his bed. The floor is made out of hard wood. Smordanch is snoring loudly and he’s holding a key in one of his tentacles. Also by the entrance is a large wheel of cheese. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSW2NIKey]] [[Get Cheese->SFSW2NKCheese]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $keys eq "4">> You use the four keys you have to unlock the trophy case and pull out the trophy. Then as quickly as possible you run out the front door past the gate and back to where you started. You see the Bill still sitting there as he points at the trophy you’re holding and he says “Hey did you steal that? [[Yes->SFSYes]] [[No->SFSNo]] <<elseif $keys eq "5">> You use the four keys you have to unlock the trophy case and pull out the trophy. You realize you have an extra key so you decide to eat it. Then as quickly as possible you run out the front door past the gate and back to where you started. You see the Bill still sitting there as he points at the trophy you’re holding and he says “Hey did you steal that? [[Yes->SFSYes]] [[No->SFSNo]] <<else>> You do not have enough keys to open this trophy case. [[Back->SFSW1]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Keys: $keys You return to the Mansion Lobby. You can see all rooms from your position. The mansion has two floors and each floor has four rooms each with a door on it. Theres a Red, blue, yellow, and white door on each floor. The White door on the first floor is labeled trophy room. Where do you want to go? [[Red Door Floor 1->SFSR1]] [[Blue Door Floor 1->SFSB1]] [[Yellow Door Floor 1->SFSY1]] [[White Door Floor 1->SFSW1]] [[Red Door Floor 2->SFSR2]] [[Blue Door Floor 2->SFSB2]] [[Yellow Door Floor 2->SFSY2]] [[White Door Floor 2->SFSW2]] <</if>>

<<set $golden to "true">> You nod and say “Yes” “Ah whatever I don’t care,” says Bill as he continues to lay there, “Just get out of here you weird horse you.” You decide to take his advice and jump back through the portal you came from. [[Back to the Portals->SFPortals]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $golden to "true">> You shake your head and say “No” “Ah whatever, either way I don’t care,” says Bill as he continues to lay there, “Just get out of here you weird horse you.” You decide to take his advice and jump back through the portal you came from. [[Back ot the Portals->SFPortals]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $cheese eq "true">> You hand the cheese to the rat who says, “Eh this is good enough I guess” He throws the key at you and starts eating the cheese you’ve handed him. [[Key Obtained->SFSR1IYKeyKey]] <<else>> You try to take the key from the giant rat who says, “Whoa there buddy! You want this key? Bring me something to eat! The fridge is already empty and I’m still hungry” [[back->SFSR1]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $cheese eq "true">> You hand the cheese to the rat who says, “Eh this is good enough I guess” He throws the key at you and starts eating the cheese you’ve handed him. [[Key Obtained->SFSR1NIkeykey]] <<else>> You try to take the key from the giant rat who says, “Whoa there buddy! You want this key? Bring me something to eat! The fridge is already empty and I’m still hungry” [[back->SFSR1]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $R1 to "KYIY">> <<set $hammer to "true">> You grab the hammer and place it in your ribcage for safekeeping. You are still in the kitchen. The rat is still sleeping by the fridge. Now what? [[Return to the lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $R1 to "KNIY">> <<set $hammer to "true">> You grab the hammer and place it in your ribcage for safekeeping. You are still in the kitchen. The Rat still has the key. What will you do? [[Get the Key->SFSR1YIGetKey]] [[Return to the lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $R1 to "KYIY">> The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! Using your knowledge of rats and cheese you have obtained this room’s key. Congradulations <<set $keys += 1>> [[Return to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $R1 to "KYIN">> The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! Using your knowledge of rats and cheese you have obtained this room’s key. Congradulations <<set $keys += 1>> [[Return to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $B1 to "KYIY">> <<set $latter to "true">> You pick up the step latter and shove it inside your ribcage. Despite all logic saying otherwise it manages to fit in there. This room has nothing left to offer to you. [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $fishpole eq "true">> You use the fishing pole and cast the line into the fish tank. After several attempts you’re able to get the hook of the fishing pole around the ring of the key. You’re then able to [[KEY OBTAINED!->SFSB1IYkeykey]] <<else>> From your current position you have no way to get the key. The fish tank with the key on it has no lid on it but even if you could get onto you’d be unable to reach inside. [[back->SFSB1]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $fishpole eq "true">> You use the fishing pole and cast the line into the fish tank. After several attempts you’re able to get the hook of the fishing pole around the ring of the key. You’re then able to [[KEY OBTAINED!->SFSB1INkeykey]] <<else>> From your current position you have no way to get the key. The fish tank with the key on it has no lid on it but even if you could get onto you’d be unable to reach inside. [[back->SFSB1]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $B1 to "KNIY">> <<set $latter to "true">> You pick up the step latter and shove it inside your ribcage. Despite all logic saying otherwise it manages to fit in there. Now what are you going to do? [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] [[Get Key->SFSB1IYKey]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! You managed to put 2 and Fish together to get the key! Congravulations! [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $B1 to "KYIY">> <<set $keys += 1>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! You managed to put 2 and Fish together to get the key! Congravulations! [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $B1 to "KYIN">> <<set $keys += 1>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $latter eq "true">> You place the step latter next to the bookshelf and climb up it. The step latter gives you just enough height to grab the key. [[Key Obtained!->SFSY1IYkeykey]] <<else>> You try to grab the key but its out of your reach. Even with your improved horse jumping you can’t reach the top of the bookshelf [[back->SFSY1]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $Y1 to "KYIY">> <<set $dog to "true">> You pick up the very bored dog and place it inside your ribcage. It starts chewing on one of your ribs but still seems to be bored. This room has nothing left for you. [[Return to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $latter eq "true">> You place the step latter next to the bookshelf and climb up it. The step latter gives you just enough height to grab the key. [[Key Obtained!->SFSY1INkeykey]] <<else>> You try to grab the key but its out of your reach. Even with your improved horse jumping you can’t reach the top of the bookshelf [[back->SFSY1]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $Y1 to "KNIY">> <<set $dog to "true">> You pick up the very bored dog and place it inside your ribcage. It starts chewing on one of your ribs but still seems to be bored. Now what will you do? [[Get Key->SFSY1IYKey]] [[Return to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! You might be worried that this is a regular latter but using your superior knowledge you know that this is a Step Latter and you used it to get the key Congraturations. <<set $Y1 to "KYIY">> <<set $keys += 1>> [[Return to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! You might be worried that this is a regular latter but using your superior knowledge you know that this is a Step Latter and you used it to get the key Congraturations! <<set $Y1 to "KYIN">> <<set $keys += 1>> [[Return to the Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $dog eq "true">> You start to look for the key and as soon as you do the dog jumps out of your ribcage and starts having a field day. The bloodhound is shredding through shoes like crazy digging through them like snow. Eventually the dog gets a little tired and slows down its attack on the shoes but still contently chews on them. Now most of the shoes have been destroyed you’re able to see the floor more clearly now and you find a key sitting there. [[Key obtained!->SFSIYR2keykey]] <<else>> You cannot find the key. There’s too many shoes in the area. There’s way too much food on your metaphorical dinner plate. And without an expert you’d be biting off more then you can chew. [[back->SFSR2]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $R2 to "KYIY">> <<set $slippers to "true">> You Pick up the pink slippers and put them in your ribcage. This room has nothing left for you. [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $dog eq "true">> You start to look for the key and as soon as you do the dog jumps out of your ribcage and starts having a field day. The bloodhound is shredding through shoes like crazy digging through them like snow. Eventually the dog gets a little tired and slows down its attack on the shoes but still contently chews on them. Now most of the shoes have been destroyed you’re able to see the floor more clearly now and you find a key sitting there. [[Key obtained!->SFSR2INkeykey]] <<else>> You cannot find the key. There’s too many shoes in the area. There’s way too much food on your metaphorical dinner plate. And without an expert you’d be biting off more then you can chew. [[back->SFSR2]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $R2 to "KNIY">> <<set $slippers to "true">> You pick up the pink slippers and put them in your ribcage. Now what will you do? [[Get Key->SFSR2NIKey]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $R2 to "KYIY">> The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! You’ve found the key and you’ve made a dog very happy. Those shoes never stood a chance. Conglatulations! <<set $keys += 1>> [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $crayon eq "true">> Since that bird likes to stare at keys so much maybe it might take a replacement? Being a skeleton horse makes it hard to draw but you manage to create a crudely drawn key on the paper. You place it on the floor within the parrot’s line of vision and back off. The parrot soon notices your drawing and begins staring at it. As soon as it does you charge at the key and pick it up. [[Key Obtained->SFSB2YIkeykey]] <<else>> You try to take key but the moment you get close to it the parrot starts screaming at you in ancient Germanic English. The bird screams so loud that pieces of your bone start to chip off. Having no way to survive that you back off an the parrot shuts up and continues to stare at the key. That bird seems to like looking at the key for some weird reason. Unless you provide an alternative you’re not going to get anywhere near that key. [[back->SFSB2]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $B2 to "KYIY">> <<set $fishpole to "true">> You carefully approach the fishing rod, pick it up and place it inside your ribcage. Luckily the bird doesn’t seem to care about this item. You can’t think of any other reason to stay in this room and frankly you don’t want too. [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $crayon eq "true">> Since that bird likes to stare at keys so much maybe it might take a replacement? Being a skeleton horse makes it hard to draw but you manage to create a crudely drawn key on the paper. You place it on the floor within the parrot’s line of vision and back off. The parrot soon notices your drawing and begins staring at it. As soon as it does you charge at the key and pick it up. [[Key Obtained->SFSB2NIkeykey]] <<else>> You try to take key but the moment you get close to it the parrot starts screaming at you in ancient Germanic English. The bird screams so loud that pieces of your bone start to chip off. Having no way to survive that you back off an the parrot shuts up and continues to stare at the key. That bird seems to like looking at the key for some weird reason. Unless you provide an alternative you’re not going to get anywhere near that key. [[back->SFSB2]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $B2 to "KNIY">> <<set $fishpole to "true">> You carefully approach the fishing rod, pick it up and place it inside your ribcage. Luckily the bird doesn’t seem to care about this item. Now what will you do? [[Get Key->SFSB2IYKey]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $B2 to "KYIN">> The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! Using the power of common sense you drew a picture of a key so you could get the real key and stay alive at the same time… Yeah you’re not really sure why the bird likes to stare at keys but you can stop caring now. Conglaterations! <<set $keys += 1>> [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $B2 to "KYIY">> The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! Using the power of common sense you drew a picture of a key so you could get the real key and stay alive at the same time… Yeah you’re not really sure why the bird likes to stare at keys but you can stop caring now. Conglaterations! <<set $keys += 1>> [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $hammer eq "true">> You pull the hammer out of your ribcage and hold it in your mouth. As you prepare to smash the door sculpture you take a good look at it. You notice the amount of time that was put into it to make the door look really wooden with the sculpted grains in it. The sharp teeth placed by the keyhole that make it look both menacing and hungry. The Sheer size of it alone, would take hours. As you think about how nice it looks you then think about how you’re looking at it. You’re pretty sure you don’t have eyeballs right now… Yeah thinking back to your reflection at the lake you only had eye sockets… You decide it best not to think about such things anymore and quickly smash the sculpture freeing the key from the key that kept in place. [[Key obtained->SFSY2IYkeykey]] <<else>> You try to pry the key from the sculpture but they clay is very hard. You try to break it but despite your superior horse strength your hooves aren’t enough. You might need a weapon or something. [[Back->SFSY2]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $Y2 to "KNIY">> <<set $crayon to "true">> You pick up the crayons and paper and place them inside your ribcage. The Sculpture of the door eating the key is still on the table. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSY2IYKey]] [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $hammer eq "true">> You pull the hammer out of your ribcage and hold it in your mouth. As you prepare to smash the door sculpture you take a good look at it. You notice the amount of time that was put into it to make the door look really wooden with the sculpted grains in it. The sharp teeth placed by the keyhole that make it look both menacing and hungry. The Sheer size of it alone, would take hours. As you think about how nice it looks you then think about how you’re looking at it. You’re pretty sure you don’t have eyeballs right now… Yeah thinking back to your reflection at the lake you only had eye sockets… You decide it best not to think about such things anymore and quickly smash the sculpture freeing the key from the key that kept in place. [[Key obtained->SFSY2INkeykey]] <<else>> You try to pry the key from the sculpture but they clay is very hard. You try to break it but despite your superior horse strength your hooves aren’t enough. You might need a weapon or something. [[Back->SFSY2]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $Y2 to "KYIY">> <<set $crayon to "true">> You pick up the crayons and paper and place them inside your ribcage. This room has nothing left for you. [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $Y2 to "KYIY">> The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! You ruined someone else’s day in the process but you’re probably saving the world. One man’s sculpture can suffer for the greater good. You’ll try not to feel bad about it tomorrow. Corngradulations! <<set $keys += 1>> [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $Y2 to "KYIN">> The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! You ruined someone else’s day in the process but you’re probably saving the world. One man’s sculpture can suffer for the greater good. You’ll try not to feel bad about it tomorrow. Corngradulations! <<set $keys += 1>> [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $W2 to "KYIY">> <<set $cheese to "true">> You pick up the cheese off the floor and put it inside your rib cage. Now the only thing left in this room is the sleeping kraken. There’s nothing left for you here [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $slippers eq "true">> You put the slippers on your hooves and walk over to the tentacle with the key on it on the floor. Slowly and carefully you up the key with your mouth and carefully tiptoe back out. [[Key Obtained->SFSW2INkeykey]] <<else>> You take a step on the hard wood floor with a loud clop. As you do Smordanche jostles and starts to wake up. Panicking you jump out of the room behind the door hoping your cover wasn’t blown. You take a peak back inside and it appears that the Kraken has gone back to sleep. With those loud horse hooves of yours you won’t be getting across this floor easily. [[back->SFSW2]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $W2 to "KNIY">> <<set $cheese to "true">> You pick up the cheese off the floor and put it inside your rib cage. Smordanche is still sleeping and still has the key in one of his tentacles. What will you do? [[Get Key->SFSW2IYKey]] [[Go Back to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<if $slippers eq "true">> You put the slippers on your hooves and walk over to the tentacle with the key on it on the floor. Slowly and carefully you up the key with your mouth and carefully tiptoe back out. [[Key Obtained->SFSW2IYkeykey]] <<else>> You take a step on the hard wood floor with a loud clop. As you do Smordanche jostles and starts to wake up. Panicking you jump out of the room behind the door hoping your cover wasn’t blown. You take a peak back inside and it appears that the Kraken has gone back to sleep. With those loud horse hooves of yours you won’t be getting across this floor easily. [[back->SFSW2]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $W2 to "KYIY">> The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! Despite the loudness of your hooves you managed to find a way to make yourself more sneaky. Conlgaturlations! <<set $keys += 1>> [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $W2 to "KYIN">> The key floats around you quickly orbiting you as you do a little dance! Key obtained! Despite the loudness of your hooves you managed to find a way to make yourself more sneaky. Conlgaturlations! <<set $keys += 1>> [[Return to Lobby->SFSLobby]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> You continue to eat all the sand in the area. You don’t like it. its rough, course, and gets everywhere. Not like horses. The sand still doesn’t’ taste good. What’s wrong with you? [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Eat Even More Sand->SFSSand3]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> You continue to shovel massive amounts of sand into your house. I’m assuming that you’ve realized that humans can’t eat sand so you’ve decided to take it up upon yourself to eat all the sand you can while you’re still a horse skeleton. Not sure why you’ve done this but whatever. It still doesn’t taste good, It’s probably bad for your bones or something. [[Eat even MORE SAND->SFSSand4]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Eating Sand you sandily sand the sand into your sand filled mouth. There must be something wrong with you because who decides to eat sand not once but FOUR times in a row? You’re not accomplishing anything. This isn’t going to work. Please pick something else. [[Eat EVEN MORE SAND->SFSSand5]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Like the dumbest horse there is you just put more sand into you’re stupid dumb face. And that wasn’t a typo. You are stupid, you are dumb, and you are face. Horses don’t even eat sand! Why are you doing this? Just play the game! [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Continue Eating Sand->SFSSand6]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Om Nom nom! You’re the sand eating dead horse. No wonder you died. You just can’t stop eating sand. I bet all your friends think you’re sooooo cooool don’t they. [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Continue Eating Sand->SFSSand7]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Om Nom nom! You’re the sand eating dead horse. No wonder you died. You just can’t stop eating sand. I bet all your friends think you’re sooooo cooool don’t they. [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Continue Eating Sand->SFSSand8]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Om Nom nom! You’re the sand eating dead horse. No wonder you died. You just can’t stop eating sand. I bet all your friends think you’re sooooo cooool don’t they. [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Continue Eating Sand->SFSSand9]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Darn I was sure that would work. Whatever, keep shoving sand into your mouth. See if I care! Well I don’t you can eat all the sand you want! Go ahead there’s a whole desert of it! [[Continue Eating Sand 3->SFSSand10]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> You continue your fruitless quest in eating all the sand in the world and to make a narrator cry. Heck you can’t even eat the sand correctly. You’re a horse skeleton remember! All the sand goes directly through you! You’re only going to ruin your horse teeth by eating all of this sand. Your parents are very disappointed in you. [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Continue Eating Sand 4->SFSSand11]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> As you eat more sand you think back to why you’ve actually come here to begin with. You remember how your day started like any other and you just wanted to go to work with freshly cleaned teeth. You remember how Cthulu jumped out of your toothbrush and nearly killed you during breakfast. You remember being sucked through a portal into a strange world, one that was almost like a junkyard space. You remember traveling through strange portals into strange worlds and ending up in a different Cthulu’s office who explained that he was planning to take over the earth and that one of four different objects was require to stop him. You remember trapping The other Cthulu in a box and being chased by an angry Godlike otter into an elevator where you found the cauldron where the portal spell was being cast. You remember how the first Cthulu betrayed you and ripped out your soul where it drifted into the body of this dead horse. And you remember that you’re not on a quest to get the other 3 objects and get your body back… When you think about all of this you THINK OF HOW MUCH TIME YOU’RE WASTING EATING SAND! [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Eat Sand->SFSSand12]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> As you’re eating what’s basically trillions of tiny rocks you know what else comes to mind? The whole you’re on borrowed time thing! Yeah You’re on a life counter right now, and every time you eat more sand your life comes that much closer to an end. You’re wasting valuable time that could be spent on getting the golden trophy so you could get your body back. Do you want to die as a horse? Because when you die as a horse you die for real! [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Eat Teh Sand->SFSSand13]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Sand you eat. Eat sand. Sanda Sand Eat sand [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Eat Sand->SFSSand14]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Weeee! Eating Sand Is such a blast! Ye eat a sand! Sooond be ooten! Sands Sands sand sand…. Sands….s…..a…..n…..d….. Its everywhere [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Sand->SFSSand15]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

Do you have an end goal? Like I told you this isn’t accomplishing anything. And it won’t. I can’t undersand why you’re doing this… UNDERSTAND! I meant to stay understand! You know what? you eat sand and I’m mad! Go ahead eat more sand! I dare you! I double dare ya! Do it! <<set $LC -= 1>> [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Eat Sand->SFSSand16]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <<set $sand to "0">>

No I’m done describing your problem. You have to describe eating the sand now. Put your 400 word sand eating essay in the box bellow. <<textbox '$sand' '' autofocus>> When you’re done submit your work and we can read it together then I’ll grade it. <<set $LC -= 1>> [[Submit your Work->SFSSand17]] <<set $sand to "0">>

<<if $sand eq "0">> Thought you could get away with not putting in anything? Nice try get back and do your work [[Try again->SFSSand16]] <<else>> Ok Now lets read it together $sand [[Continue->SFSSand18]] <</if>> <<set $LC -= 1>>

Ok now after I’ve looked over what you’ve made…. I’d say your final Grade is an F--. You have to repeat the πrd Grade. It’s a shame really Oh well I guess we’d better get back to the story. <<set $LC -= 1>> [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Eat Sand->SFSSand19]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]]

$sand <<set $LC -= 1>> [[Eat Sand->SFSSand20]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]]

$sand $sand [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Eat Sand->SFSSand21]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

$sand $sand $sand [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[$sand->SFSSand22]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

Suddenly as you’re eating Sand a horrible murderer popstombulates right out of the Sand nearby! The horrible murderer is wearing all black and holding a gun in one hand and a Grandparent in the other hand. “STorple!” says the murderer! I’ve kidnapped your Grandparent and I’m holding them in my hand! If you don’t stop eating sand right this instant I’ll shoot your grandparent with a bullet!” Knowing that there’s nothing more important to you then the life of this grandparent you know that there’s only one thing to do [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Continue Eating Sand->SFSSand23]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> You continue eating sand ignoring the murderers warnings as they murdintinulate your grandparent so hard that they don’t exist in anyones memory. The murderer then murdintulate’s themself so that they also don’t exist in anyone’s memory. You however know what you did, because you’re a horrible person. Shame on you. Theres no more new text for you! [[Contine Eating Sand->SFSSand24]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> You’re not very trusting are you. I told you that there wasn’t any more new text for you! [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Continue Eating Sand->SFSSand25]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> You’re not very trusting are you. I told you that there wasn’t any more new text for you! [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Continue Eating Sand->SFSSand26]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> You’re not very trusting are you. I told you that there wasn’t any more new text for you! [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Continue Eating Sand->SFSSand27]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> You’re not very trusting are you. I told you that there wasn’t any more new text for you! [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Continue Eating Sand->SFSSand28]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Geez! What’s wrong with you! Why didn’t that work! Everyone knows its rule of three with these things and if it goes on anymore then it loops! And I already tried this trick so any good game wouldn’t try this twice in a row so you shouldn’t have any reason to believe that this wouldn’t work! How haven’t you been tricked if all you know how to do is eat sand… What gives you the strength to go on? What kind of monster are you? [[Eat More Sand->SFSSand29]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> To be honest I don’t even know if you can still finish the game at this state. You’ve eaten so much sand that your life counter has to be near its end or something. Just… enough is enough man. Sand isn’t your friend. It never will be. It has no feelings, it can do you no favors and won’t even care when you eventually die. So why? [[Eat More Sand->SFS30]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> …sand is eaten [[Eat more sand->SFSSand31]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Eat is sanden [[Eat even more sand->SFSSand32]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Man those last 30 bites of Sand weren’t very good. MAYBE THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER! [[Eat The Sand->SFSSand33]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> It doesn’t taste better, or like a number one jam, or like a power crunch! It still tastes like bad sand! [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Eat sand->SFSSand34]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> It doesn’t taste better, or like a number one jam, or like a power crunch! It still tastes like bad sand! [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Eat sand->SFSSand35]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> As you take your Twelvetyteen Seventh bite of sand it starts to glow for a second… No wait I lied because its just sand and sand doesn’t do that. The amount of time you’ve wasted on this endeavor is just astounding. If your Grandparent still existed they’d be disappointed in you. [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Sand Eat->SFSSand36]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> According to all known laws of eating sand, There’s no way someone would waste this amount of time. You’ve wasted this much time eating sand anyway because you find this amusing for some reason. If I was a better programmer I’d force you to take a picture of yourself eating real sand and email it to me. There was a dating sim that forced people to do something similar, except replace eating sand” with “baking a cake”. I don’t remember the name of it, or anything else about it but I respect the developers for doing something like that. [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Consume Sand with your Mouth->SFSSand37]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Ever hear the one about the guy who thought it would be hilarious to write a whole bunch of alternative dialog for the dumbest answer possible? Yeah he slowly grew to regret that decision as he realized he had no idea where he was going with this. [[Eat Sandy Sand->SFSSand38]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> I can see the headlines now. Millions of gamers ironically give themselves pica because they played a game and thought it would be a funny meme. If that actually happens I’m going to at least try to profit from it by selling edible sand. By the way that’s not the sand you’re eating. Its still regular inedible sand. [[Activate Sand Consumption->SFSSand39]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> As you take your next bite of disgusting sand your pancreas falls out. Yep your very real pancreas is now gone forever. What ya gona do now huh? You pancreasless skeleton horse? [[Eat teh Sand->SFSSand40]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Sand… Its Sand [[Eat the sand->SFSSand41]] [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> Sand is what you’re eating with your mouth. And you’re chewing it. With your mouth $sand Sand. [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[_->SFSSand42]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> You know what? We’re not doing this anymore. I know what you want. I know exactly what you want, and I won’t let you have it! We’re done here! Eat more sand, I dare you! I double dare you! [[Open the Gate->SFSOpenGate]] [[Ring the Doorbell->SFSRingDoorbell]] [[Dig a hole->SFSDig]] [[Climb the Tree->SFSClimb]] [[Jump the Gate->SFSJump]] [[Eat The Sand->SFSSand43]] <</if>>

<<set $LC -= 1>> <<if $LC lte 0>> As you try to do whatever you were doing you suddenly don’t feel very good.Your life force dies away as Deady the Dead Horses Body falls to the ground, their bones falling apart at the seams. Game Over Your Final Score is 104 All things must return to the earth one day. [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <<else>> As you try take your whateverth bite sand suddenly a sink hole begins to open from where you were eating all the sand. Suddenly you can see that a massive portal has formed from where you were eating all the sand. You and all the sand fall through and end up landing on top of some Ginger guy in a top hat that you have no idea who he is. He dies instantly. You look around and realize you’re on the portal floor in Cthulu’s office again. You find your body attached to some string in the cauldron. You go to pick up your body and your spirit just randomly flies back to it while the spirit of some bird flies out of it. You then go to walk back outside and find a portal back to your house and you then go back to work, you feel very confused and no sand will ever make it to your stomach again. CONGRATS YOU WIN! Or more like I WIN! You thought you could just eat sand forever until your life counter ran out didn’t you? Well guess what you can’t! I AM THE REAL WINNER HERE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA. Your Final Score is 150 or whatever. No more being dumb for you. You won! I won! The story is over. IN YOUR FACE!. <</if>>

Having No regrets you Charge through the west Portal and Find yourself in a Boxing Ring located in some kind of abandoned Gym. At the other end of the Ring is another Skeleton Horse wearing a champions Belt. “Well Well well Look what the undead horse dragged in,” says the other dead horse in a Brooklyn accent. “The Names Lumpy, and if our same forms aint obvious, you aintn’t the first one to get this far. You want the ‘Something Horrible’ that you’ll need? Well then you’ll need to take my title from me to get it.” Lumpy says as he points at his belt. “Tell ya what. I’ll give you three shots to take me out… and if you can’t well… then ya lose caporshka?” You nod slowly and watch in confusion as Lumpy suddenly turns green. “Oh By the way I should mention, I can only be hurt by things the same color as me. So unless you’ve got something green then you’re outa luck.” [[Use Something Green->SFWGreen]]

<<if $ShouldNotExist eq "true">> You pull out the Emerald 5 and hit Lumpy in the face. His head spins around and he seems dazed for a second before it stops and he turns Golden. “Lucky shot,” remarks Lumpy, but I doubt you can do anything about this now that I’m pure gold. Whats the chance that you have something golden on you. [[Use Something Golden->SFWGold]] <<else>> You go to pull out something green but you don’t have anything green on you. You decide your best bet is to hope he’s lying and just punch him in the face with your horse fists. Unfortunately he wasn’t lying and the moment you punch him your entire body crumples apart from the shock. Game Over Your Final Score is 122 If only you’d received some kind of warning not to go into this portal before doing the others…Then you would have known that you need the objects to defeat this guy. Oh well [[Click here to restart->Lets Begin]] <</if>>

<<if $golden eq "true">> You pull out the volleyball trophy and hit him in the face again. This time Lumpy’s head almost falls off but he manages to grab it before it does. “Not bad… But lets see how you handle this!”. He suddenly turns invisible… well more like clear. You can tell where he is but he now lacks any kind of color. “Welcome to cheating!” taunts Lumpy, “Now theres a 0% chance that you would have anything that doesn’t have any color!” [[Use Something without color->SFWNoColor]] <<else>> You don’t have anything golden on you…. But you do have a metaphorical heart of gold! Using your love and determination you try to punch Golden Lumpy. This doesn’t work. The moment you punch him your entire body crumples apart from the shock. Game Over Your Final Score is 123 If only you’d received some kind of warning not to go into this portal before doing the others…then you would have known that you need the objects to defeat this guy. Oh well [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]] <</if>>

<<if $backwards eq "true">> I mean this one is a bit of a stretch but you pull out the 0-way mirror. Yes the outside does have a color but its hard to argue if mirrors actually have a color or not. Some one will send the author of this an angry email saying why this shouldn’t work but until then you bash Lumpy over the head with the 0-way mirror and his head finally falls off. The rest of his skeleton body follows afterwards. “Well… done young one” says Lumpy, “Finally I can rest after an eternity of guarding something so horrible that the world was not ready for it… Take the belt and take off… My job is now done.” Lumpy’s body quickly turns to dust and melts away. Leaving only a portal out of here in the arena. [[Take The Belt and go->SFWTakeBelt]] <<else>> You don't have the thing. Its the only object you don't have. You feel very silly. Not knowing what else to do you get eaten by a shark. Game over Your Final Score is Shark I can’t believe you came in here with only two objects. I mean you might as well have gotten the last one. [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]] <</if>>

You jump back out of the portal into the floating space area now with four objects in hand…er… hoof. “Well done” says the Slime kitten whose name I have to keep looking up because I’m too stupid to name it something normal like Bob or Fluffy. “You finally have all four of the objects now all you need to do is get back to Cthulu’s Office and stop the Fake Cthulu.” Lamposis points at one portal that you didn’t notice before because it was hiding behind a curtain and under a rock. “Now Go and use the items to stop the portals.” “Ok,” you start, “But how do I do that?” “When the time is right you will know what to do.” Lamposis says confidently “No I won’t,” you insist, “Last time I was just going to throw one of the objects into the portal and hope it worked, now I need to somehow use these to defeat a guy with Cthulu like powers and I don’t know what to do.” “When the time is ri-“ “LAMPOSIS!” you yell as fire shoots from your eye sockets. You didn’t know you could do that “Alright fine, Ok here’s what you need to do. You’ll need to place each of the objects to the North South West and Dennis of the Cauldron. Which is why these objects were found in these portals to begin with. After you do that either you or the fake one will need to say the secret incantation in order to drain his powers away from him” “Wait what about the Portals? And What Incantation” “Stopping this guy is a bit more important then the portals, as for the incantation… we’re not entirely sure” “What?” “Listen you’re going to need to trick this fake Cthulu into revealing the incantation, that’s the only way for us to save the world. Also You’ll need to place all the objects around the cauldron that’s powering the portals… speaking of the objects don’t you think its time to open that belt?” You realize that Lamposis is right and look at the champions belt realizing that some silly belt isn’t something horrible. On the belt is a secret compartment that contains an item. [[Open the Belt->SFFBeltopen]]

You Open the belts secret compartment to find something so horrible so vile so disgusting that if you had a stomach you’d be throwing up right now. In your very hooves it the something horrible that you need, the final object and its…. A floppy disk. On the front someone wrote Chaos Quest while perfectly mimicking the comic sans font style. “… That’s it?” you ask feeling pretty let down “What do you mean that’s it!” Lamposis shouts offendedly, “You’ve been living this game and you don’t think everything is horrible?” “I mean I guess?... I don’t know I’m not going to act like the other objects made much sense within their own context… Heck the Whole 5th Object thing makes no sense as something that shouldn’t exist without the fact that you just named one too many objects, but with this its just a stupid meta joke.” “Whatever that’s besides the point! Now go forth and-“ “If I destroy this game will I win by causing the universe to end?” “DON’T YOU DO IT! Just go into the portal back to Cthulu’s Office! You want to save the day or what?” “Hm….” You silently debate your options to yourself [[Go into the Portal->SFFGOInPortal]] [[Destroy the Game|https://www.ChaosQuests.gov]]

You jump into the portal with all four objects and instead of being in Cthulu’s office you find yourself right outside the building. The building is very tall and dark and menacing with tentacles sprouting from the bottom. The Sky is constantly shifting between Red and black. As you look around you it appears to be a very weird city with other eldritch abominations all wearing business clothes. Theres plenty of other large tall and similar looking office buildings, each one more similar then the last. Before you stands a sidewalk that leads to the building, on each side of the sidewalk are squids trimmed to be shaped like hedges. [[Go Inside->SFSInBuilding]]

<<goto-url https://www.ChaosQuests.gov>>

You Go inside the building and find a very bored looking 4 eyed 3 nosed pirate. She is sitting behind a professional looking desk that has some pieces of wood nailed to the sides of the desk in attempts to make it look like an old ship. She’s currently drawing pictures of treasure chests on the desk with crayons. You walk up to the desk and say, “Hi I’m here to ruin the evil plans of someone pretending to be your boss, it has something to do with the portals being made.” Without even looking up she points to the side and says. “ Arg! The Portal Cauldron br on the 17th Floor. The elevator is down the hall and on the left keep walking until ye find the Man obsessed with lamps and steal his hat…. Or ye could just take the elevator that’s right next to me.” You notice the elevator that’s right next to her and decide to hop in. [[Take the elevator->SFFElevator]]

You step onto the elevator as it brings you to the whateverth floor. As the doors open you're greeted to a horrifying sight. You see your body splashing in the cauldron making duck sounds and wearing floaties and a life vest. You see plenty of portals flying out of the cauldrons and then vanishing with tiny flashes. What's worse though is not what you see but what you don't see. You look straight ahead and don't see the fake Cthulu anywhere. You're still inside the elevator. What will you do? [[Exit the elevator->SFFExit]] [[wait->SFFwait]] [[throw the belt into the room->SFFThrowBelt]]

You wait inside the elevator to see if anything happens…. Nothing does. For a second you think you see a piece of felt peak from the top of the elevator but its gone in an instant. [[Exit the elevator->SFFExit]] [[throw the belt into the room->SFFThrowBelt]]

You take out the only item that no longer has meaning to you the champions belt and throw it into the room. As you do you see the fake Cthulu fall from the ceiling and jump onto it. After you see him fall you rush into the room and tackle him sending him rolling off to the side. “The Jig is up you phony” you declare but as you do you see him get back up as his head rolls away. You look back at Cthulu and see another head where his first head once was. After all this time you feel really stupid because only now do you realize that this was a costume. The figure stays in the shadows keeping his face away from you and he puts on a tophat. “You’ve made a grave mistake you dead horse…” the not Cthulu man says, “or should I say Storple.” “You’ve taken something that’s mine and I want it back.” you demand, “I’m afraid I can’t do that. The amount of blueness stored in your body is amazing. I’ll be using it to make an infinite amount of portals” “Who… who are you?” The being releases a high-pitched cackle. “I go by many names” he says, but you can call me, “Chancellor Chaos!” He turns around to reveal a ginger monster wearing shades were probably stolen from a steam punk convention and he has a bandana tied around his top hat. As you take a good look at him you realize one thing. [[Who?->SFFwho]]

You walk out of the elevator and immediately the Fake Cthulu lands on top of you crushing all of your bones and killing you instantly Game Over Your Final Score Is 170 You didn’t think walking into enemy territory would be that easy did you? [[Click Here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

“Who?” you ask because you have no idea who this guy is “Chancellor Chaos! Destroyer of Harmony! Master of Madness! Causer of Confusion! Person of Pandemonium, and soon my name and face will be feared across the cosmos as the most powerful being in existence! mwahahahaha!” Chancellor Chaos brags, “But what was the point of the disguise then? I have no idea who you are anyway so you could have literally done everything else without wearing the disguise. The entire build up is ruined if either me or the reader had no idea who this last guy is.” “The build up wasn’t for you it was to-“ “I mean what’s even the point. I might as well take off my head and be all like, ‘BEHOLD I WAS STINKY THE HEADLESS HORSE THE WHOLE TIME!’ And you’d be just as confused and probably not even care, just like I can barely care” “YOU DARE MOCK ME!” Chancellor Chaos yells as he holds up his hand and it turns purple while magically lifting you into the air. This might not have been your brightest idea. “With Cthulu out of commission I am now the most powerful being in this dimension, and with how they’re currently set up no living being can pass through any of these portals without this,” he then holds a little upside down skull pendent that’s blue and golden. Given the theming you suspect somehow it should not exist as well. “While this little totem is in tact nothing alive can go through these portals, and while you may have made it here you have no way of stopping me you silly little fake horse… but… I’m curious on how you would.” Chancellor Chaos lowers you back to the ground “So… Go ahead… do your worst. Chancellor Chaos leans back and leans on the air levitating himself in place with a smug look on his face that’s begging to be wiped off. To the left of him is the Cauldron that’s making all the portals with your quacking body inside. What will you do? [[Charge at him->SFFCharge]] [[Go to the Cauldron->SFFGoCauldron]] [[Talk to him->SFFTalk]]

You try to end this quickly and charge directly at Chancellor Chaos. However when you get within about a foot of him you’re pushed back as a pink transparent sphere suddenly pops around him and then fades away. “Oh come now you didn’t really think that would work did you?” he teases. Secretly you did think that would work. Why else would you have clicked on this option. Speaking of options. Try one of these instead. [[Go to the Cauldron->SFFGoCauldron]] [[Talk to him->SFFTalk]]

You try to walk over to the cauldron but as you do you feel an invisible force pull you away from it. “Sorry buddy but I can’t risk having you mess with my plans” Chancellor Chaos mocks. Looks like an approach this direct won’t work [[Charge at him->SFFCharge]] [[Talk to him->SFFTalk]]

Seeing how Direct approaches aren’t going to work you think that maybe you could outsmart him. “Hey Chaos!” you shout “Its CHANCELLOR CHAOS!” he corrects you, “What do you want?” [[Try to get him to explain his plan->SFFExplain]] [[Insult him->SFFInsult]] [[Challenge him to a duel->SFFduel]]

Its a shame no ones here to give me some exposition" you pretend to be sad, "how will I ever know what's going on." Chancellor Chaos' eyes light up. "Oh theres nothing i love more than to explain my evil plans to pathetic fools" he says joyfully, "you see knowing how much Cthulu is known and feared across most multiverses i knew that I'd be able to go anywhere without any resistance as long as i was disguised as him and could also replicate his powers, which with enough practice I was, and I knew today was the day that Cthulu would begin his invasion of the earth I knew that today was the perfect day to strike. So the first thing I did was place a cardboard box and a can of Aunt Cathudula's otherworldly sealant on his desk so that when you arrived there you'd have the means to take him out when you arrived. I even set up an appointment for you so that Cthulu wouldn't just shoot you on sight. Then all i had to do was hide inside your toothpaste and wait for you to brush your teeth and then I'd be able to follow you around without any suspicion on your end. Then I’d just lead you to a completely unrelated location so that you would end up here, having no idea what was going on and then I could push you’re your soul and put a duck’s soul inside your body instead so you couldn’t reposes it. And with every portal the cauldron makes my power grows and grows with every second! As you can see my plan was completely foolproof and had no holes in it anywhere from the planning to the execution, am i right?" [[No->SFFNo1]] [[You're not->SFFNo2]] [[You're wrong->SFFNo3]] [[You're so not right you're left->SFFNo4]]

“Hey Chancellor Chaos or should I say….. Chancellor Cha-NOTs!” you taunt him Chancellor Chaos tilts his head in confusion, “Was that supposed to be an insult?” “Yeah you wish it was an insult because… YOU SMELL…BAD!” “You’re not very good at this.” “More like you’re not not very UNgood at this!” He stares blankly at you, not knowing how to respond to your attempts at an insult. The room gets silent and awkward…. You think its best to try literally anything else. [[Back->SFFTalk]]

“Ok then, I challenge you to a duel!” you say as you point your hoof at him. “Ok then this will be amusing,” The Chancellor giggles, “What exactly did you have in mind?” “Er…” [[Traditional Sword Fight->SFFSword]] [[Hide and Seek->SFFHS]] [[A card game->SFFCard]] [[Breath Holding->SFFBreath]] [[Boxing->SFFBoxing]] [[Portal Closing Contest->SFFPortal]] [[Pistols->SFFPistols]] [[Never mind->SFFQuitDuel]]

“No. Just no” you reply. “What!” Chancellor Chaos explodes, “My plan is brilliant! Name one thing wrong with it!” [[You tried to kill me->SFFKillme]] [[Its overly Convoluted->SFFConvoluted]] [[You didn’t even need me->SFFNotNeedMe]] [[You don’t even know the secret code->SFFSecretCode]] [[There is another->SFFAnother]] [[The fact that you needed me in your plans->SFFNeedme]] [[Everything->SFFEverythingWrong]] [[Nothing->SFFNothing]]

“You’re not right at all.” You reply “What!” Chancellor Chaos explodes, “My plan is brilliant! Name one thing wrong with it!” [[You tried to kill me->SFFKillme]] [[Its overly Convoluted->SFFConvoluted]] [[You didn’t even need me->SFFNotNeedMe]] [[You don’t even know the secret code->SFFSecretCode]] [[There is another->SFFAnother]] [[The fact that you needed me in your plans->SFFNeedme]] [[Everything->SFFEverythingWrong]] [[Nothing->SFFNothing]]

“You’re wrong… You’re very wrong!” you reply “What!” Chancellor Chaos explodes, “My plan is brilliant! Name one thing wrong with it!” [[You tried to kill me->SFFKillme]] [[Its overly Convoluted->SFFConvoluted]] [[You didn’t even need me->SFFNotNeedMe]] [[You don’t even know the secret code->SFFSecretCode]] [[There is another->SFFAnother]] [[The fact that you needed me in your plans->SFFNeedme]] [[Everything->SFFEverythingWrong]] [[Nothing->SFFNothing]]

“You're so not right you're left.” You retort “What!” Chancellor Chaos explodes, “My plan is brilliant! Name one thing wrong with it!” [[You tried to kill me->SFFKillme]] [[Its overly Convoluted->SFFConvoluted]] [[You didn’t even need me->SFFNotNeedMe]] [[You don’t even know the secret code->SFFSecretCode]] [[There is another->SFFAnother]] [[The fact that you needed me in your plans->SFFNeedme]] [[Everything->SFFEverythingWrong]] [[Nothing->SFFNothing]]

“You say you needed me but you tried to kill me… MULTIPLE TIMES!” you shout at him. “Well you see I knew you would survive,” Chancellor Chaos explains smugly, “and if you didn’t then you wouldn’t be worthy for my plans.” “Worthy Shmorthy, all you needed was something or someone blue right? Who cares how worthy I was!” “Alright fine, I was just bored alright? I was hiding in that tube of Toothpaste for 3 days! I needed to let off some steam so I decided to screw with you a little.” [[Back->SFFBadPlans]]

<<if $conv eq "no">> “You wouldn’t mind explaining to me how everything you did was necessary and not convoluted to me again would you?” you ask politely. “Ha!” the Chancellor scoffs, “And give you a chance to go back to the cauldron of portals? You wish! I know my plan is perfect, Its not my fault you can’t see it for its true genius” <<else>> “Overall your plan just makes no sense Its way too convoluted and could have been way less dumb.” You tell the silly man. “I’ll have you know that my plan is perfect! But its clear that you can’t see that so I’ll have to explain it for you.” Chancellor Chaos says as he summons up a whiteboard and pulls out a marker. “Now for starters the reason that I couldn’t directly trap Cthulu myself and why I had to put the items on the desk is becau-“ You stop listening because you don’t care. Chancellor Chaos’s Back is now turned, he’s very focused on overly explaining everything. What will you do? [[Charge At him->SFFConvCharge]] [[Go to the Cauldron->SFFConvCauldron]] [[Heckle->SFFHeckle]] <</if>>

“You didn’t even need me for your stupid plan!” you yell at the so-called Chancellor, “You could have just used anyone or anything blue! You could have gone to the supermarket and bought a box of blueberries and that would have worked.” Chancellor Chaos lets off a laugh, “You really are quite foolish” he taunts you as he shrugs, “Blueberries are actually purple. Have you ever gotten a blueberry stain on something white or made a blueberry smoothie? They always come out purple, not blue.” “Oh well in that case I guess your plan made sense after all, shows what I know” [[Back->SFFBadPlans]]

“Bah, You act like your so smart but what if someone took control of the portal machine thing.” You taunt the man with bad dress sense, “You’re so dumb I bet you don’t even know the secret incantation” “…Do you really think I’m that foolish?” he asks, “You’re just trying to get me to say it,” “Hah! I knew it! Even I know the secret incantation! I can’t believe you set up this whole portal contraption without knowing how to stop it if someone else stole it from you.” “I do TOO know it!” “No you don’t” “Yes I do!” “No you don’t” “YES I DO!” “Nope” “I do too know it! I know for a fact that you need to place the four objects around the cauldron then say, Portals Portals everywhere, stop giving your powers to this bear, while this being may not be a bear, make him weak and fill him with despair. But Without the four objects around the cauldron this knowledge is in fact useless to you since you will never successfully place the objects around the cauldron!” “What if you were a bear?” you ask. “Oh then the spell couldn’t be broken… Magic is weird like that.” <<set $incantation to "yes">> [[Back->SFFBadPlans]]

“You’re not completely unopposed now” you tell the guy with too much time on his hands, “There was an all powerful otter who would be pretty mad if he found out that it was your fault that his boss was trapped in a box” “Oh I’m not worried about the Otter,” Chancellor Chaos says confidently, “With my current strength that Otter wouldn’t stand a chance.” “Oh well that’s good because he’s right behind you.” “WHAT!?!” Chancellor chaos jumps up for a second in panic looking behind him. After he realized was tricked he turns back around and glares at you. “That wasn’t funny.” He says “Depends on who you ask,” you tease. [[Back->SFFBadPlans]]

“I think the fact that you needed ME in the first place was a pretty huge flaw.” You tell Chancellor Chaos, “I mean I don’t know if you noticed but I’m just a pancake chef, I’m not the brightest tool in the shed, I’m no athlete, and I’m somewhat accident prone. The fact that I survived as long as I Did is a freaking miracle.” “Oh you’re far too hard on yourself,” says Chancellor Chaos, “The fact that you survived breakfast with me is proof enough that you are plenty competent. You need to realize that you’re more capable then you think you are. You can do anything you put your mind too you-” “Look I… No I don’t appreciate it, and I don’t want the man who stole my body to be giving me pep talks” “Fair enough” [[Back->SFFBadPlans]]

“I think everything is wrong with your plan. It would be easier to list things that’s not wrong with your plan.” “And I think its easier to list reasons why you’re dumb then why you’re not but you don’t hear me complaining” [[Back->SFFBadPlans]]

"I dare you to name one thing wrong with my plans!" the Chancellor taunts. You can easily name 37 things wrong wrong with his plan but which to choose from? [[You tried to kill me->SFFKillme]] [[Its overly Convoluted->SFFConvoluted]] [[You didn’t even need me->SFFNotNeedMe]] [[You don’t even know the secret code->SFFSecretCode]] [[There is another->SFFAnother]] [[The fact that you needed me in your plans->SFFNeedme]] [[Everything->SFFEverythingWrong]] [[Nothing->SFFNothing]]

Feeling Defeated you just say, “You know what… forget it, CLEARLY there can be NOTHING wrong with this plan of yours” “I’m glad you’re finally able to see things my way” Chancellor Chaos says looking as smug as a cat having knocked a potted plant off a windowsill. Well what do you want to talk with him about now? [[Try to get him to explain his plan again->SFFExplain]] [[Insult him->SFFInsult]] [[Challenge him to a duel->SFFduel]]

Now that his back is turned you try to charge at him at full speed. However when you get within about a foot of him you’re pushed back as a pink transparent sphere suddenly pops around him and then fades away. He turns back around and looks at you. "You were listing right?" he asks, "Uh yeah sure" you say as you scramble yourself back off of the round. "Ok Good then you already know why my plan is perfect because I've explained everything already." [[Back->SFFBadPlans]]

<<if $cauldron eq "2">> Now that Chancellor Chaos’s back is turned again you quickly run back to the cauldron, and place the other two objects around it. Now all four of the objects are surrounding the cauldron before you hear a loud “HEY!” and get thrown into the air again. [[Continue->SFFFinalRound]] <<else>> While Chancellor Chaos’s back is turned you quickly make your way over to the cauldron. You only have time to place two of the four objects around the cauldron before he turns to see you and yells “HEY!” before pulling you away magically. “That was quite clever of you I’ll give you that but that won’t work again <<set $conv to "no">> [[Continue->SFFReset]] <</if>>

You get ready to have fun as Chancellor Chaos chats on like a college professor thinking he knows better then everyone else. “So as you can see the toothpaste was the perfect hiding spot to be found because everyone knows that everyone brushes their teeth so I would be easily found.” “Yeah cause that’s what everyone wants in hiding spots… TO BE FOUND.” “ANYWAY the process of creating a pocket dimension inside a tube of toothpaste isn’t an easy one” “Yeah a lot harder then going down to the costume store and painting all the squid costumes green” “THIS COSTUME IS HOME MADE YOU MONSTER!” “Makes sense cause it looks like its falling apart at the seams. “I’ll make you fall apart into Seans!” “That pun doesn’t make sense when said out lo-“ But its too late. The infuriated Chancellor has zapped you, making every bone fall apart as it turns into different men named Sean. Game Over Your Final Score is 158 Taunting the All Powerful being usually isn’t the greatest of ideas [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

<<set $cauldron to "2">> Chancelor Chaos Sits their floating in midair menacingly what do you do? [[Charge at him->SFFCharge]] [[Go to the Cauldron->SFFGoCauldron]] [[Talk to him->SFFTalk]]

Chancellor Chaos Finally notices what you’ve been doing. “So it appears you’ve managed to get the objects around the cauldron…. “ he growls failing to hide his annoyance, “However it does not matter as You’re still completely powerless to do anything. And I’ve grown tired of our little games” Chancellor Chaos holds up a glowing purple hand and you’re held up in the air again and dragged above the cauldron. You manage to grab onto the outside with your mouth and all four of your feet are just barely keeping yourself out of the liquid along. Your former body occasionally grazes your bones as it splashes and quacks inside the cauldron. It becomes harder and harder to keep yourself outside the cauldron as Chancellor Chaos menacingly walks towards you his hand still outstretched and glowing. “Once you fall back into the cauldron your soul will be ripped from that horse’s skeleton and this time I’ll personally make sure that it gets sent to the next dimension. Any last words before you’re sent to the afterlife?” [[Call For help->SFFHelp]] [[Happy Birthday->SFFBirthday]] [[Bargain->SFFBargain]] [[Say the Incantation->SFFSayIncantation]]

“HELP!” you shout, “SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!” but it’s all in vain. Chancellor Chaos chuckles, “Didn’t you know? Time passes a lot faster in this world then in other ones, Its Sunday now mostly everyone else has already gone home. NOW DIE!” He crushes his hand into a fist as your entire horse skeleton crunches up into a ball and wrings out your soul, which falls directly into the cauldron and goes to parts unknown. Game Over Your Final Score is 177 Too Bad its Sunday, This Building would have been filled up by tomorrow. [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]] <<timed 300s>> Suddenly a bald monk wearing a green Christmas sweater bursts into the room through the wall. He points as the crumpled up pile of bones and yells “LOOK! I can see his parachute! He’s ok!” <</timed>>

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” You nervously shout. “Thanks” says Chancellor Chaos, “NOW DIE!” He crushes his hand into a fist as your entire horse skeleton crunches up into a ball and wrings out your soul, which falls directly into the cauldron and goes to parts unknown. Game over Your Final Score is 176 I guess it actually was his birthday. Go figure [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

“Hey lets not be so hasty Mr… Chancellor maybe I have something you’d like.” “You?” Chancellor Chaos scoffs, “Ha! What could a lost soul like yourself offer to me?” “Um… I’m very good at making pancakes” “So am I” he says as he crushes his hand into a fist as your entire horse skeleton crunches up into a patty and wrings out your soul, which falls directly into the cauldron and goes to parts unknown. Game over Your Final Score is 175 Pancakes aren’t the answers to all life’s problems [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]]

<<if $incantation eq "yes">> While you do your best to hold yourself in place you recite the incantation. “Portals Portals everywhere, stop giving your powers to this bear, while this being may not be a bear, make him weak and fill him with despair.” Suddenly all the liquid is fired out of the cauldron causing you and your former body to be launched onto the floor. The liquid then flies and begins to swirl around Chancellor Chaos as it forms a double helix around him. “NO STOP GET AWAY!” he shouts as he tries to use his powers to force the liquid away from him but its no use as all the energy is drained from his body. As it is portals start popping up all over the room even more then before. Theres now at least one portal on every wall but after a few seconds they stop popping out. The liquid then quickly evaporates into steam that floats off into various different directions. After this happens Chancellor Chaos looking a lot weaker stumbles back onto his feet. “You…. YOU”VE RUINED EVERYTHING!” he screams in pure anger, “You’ve ruined my portals, you’ve ruined my powers, and Now I’m GOING T-“ as he tries to charge at you he trips and falls to the floor as he starts to crawl towards you. “Even in my weakest hour, I promise you I still have power. Until you have been sent to death, I will not draw my final breath. I shall live on spite and spite alone while destiny sends shivers to your bones, and as we see the final treat its that we will both find this very sweet” “You know what Chaos?” you start as you walk over to him as he lies on the ground, [[You talk too much->SFFTaunt1]] [[I’m getting sick of this->SFFTaunt3]] [[Horse Joke->SFFTaunt2]] [[I’m not going to miss you at all->SFFTaunt4]] <<else>> “Uh…. Cauldron Dauldron… plz die k thanks” Nothing Happens “Er…. I would not portal in a house, I would not portal with a mouse, I would not portal here or there I would not portal anywhere, I do not like portals of power, I do not like them Dr. Hour” Even Less Happens “Control Alt Delete, Control Alt Delete!” As the cauldron still remains fully active and Chancellor Chaos is still obviously in full power you find yourself at a loss for words. “Nice try Buster” the Chancellor taunts, “But it time for you to get lost” He crushes his hand into a fist as your entire horse skeleton crunches up into a ball and wrings out your soul, which falls directly into the cauldron and goes to parts unknown. Game Over Your Final Score is 189 If Only you knew the secret code, you were so close to victory too. [[Click here to Restart->Lets Begin]] <</if>>

“You talk too much” Using your horse powers you kick Chaos into the air and then into a random portal on the wall. As he is sent flying through the totem he was holding before falls to the ground. You get the feeling that smashing it would make a very cool looking shot like they do in those movies but as you stamp on it with your hoof you fail to realize that the style doesn’t translate as well in the current medium. You before you have any real time to gloat your thoughts are interrupted by the sounds of a quacking human. You turn around to see your body looking very confused and disoriented not knowing what on earth is going on. You then remember that Chancellor Chaos told you that he put the soul of a duck inside your body so you’re not really sure what to do next. [[Approach your body->SFFBody]]

“Looks like your face is about to get long” “What?” he gawks, But you interrupt him before he’s able to finish. Using your horse powers you kick Chaos into the air and then into a random portal on the wall. As he is sent flying through the totem he was holding before falls to the ground. You get the feeling that smashing it would make a very cool looking shot like they do in those movies but as you stamp on it with your hoof you fail to realize that the style doesn’t translate as well in the current medium. You before you have any real time to gloat your thoughts are interrupted by the sounds of a quacking human. You turn around to see your body looking very confused and disoriented not knowing what on earth is going on. You then remember that Chancellor Chaos told you that he put the soul of a duck inside your body so you’re not really sure what to do next. [[Approach your body->SFFBody]]

“I’m getting real sick of all of this. You’ve been blabbing your mouth this whole time and I think you need to learn how to shut up.” Using your horse powers you kick Chaos into the air and then into a random portal on the wall. As he is sent flying through the totem he was holding before falls to the ground. You get the feeling that smashing it would make a very cool looking shot like they do in those movies but as you stamp on it with your hoof you fail to realize that the style doesn’t translate as well in the current medium. You before you have any real time to gloat your thoughts are interrupted by the sounds of a quacking human. You turn around to see your body looking very confused and disoriented not knowing what on earth is going on. You then remember that Chancellor Chaos told you that he put the soul of a duck inside your body so you’re not really sure what to do next. [[Approach your body->SFFBody]]

“I’m not going to miss you at all… and I doubt I’ll see you again.” Using your horse powers you kick Chaos into the air and then into a random portal on the wall. As he is sent flying through the totem he was holding before falls to the ground. You get the feeling that smashing it would make a very cool looking shot like they do in those movies but as you stamp on it with your hoof you fail to realize that the style doesn’t translate as well in the current medium. You before you have any real time to gloat your thoughts are interrupted by the sounds of a quacking human. You turn around to see your body looking very confused and disoriented not knowing what on earth is going on. You then remember that Chancellor Chaos told you that he put the soul of a duck inside your body so you’re not really sure what to do next. [[Approach your body->SFFBody]]

You walk over to your quacking body as its flapping its arms and give it a poke. You weren’t sure what you were expecting but suddenly you feel your soul being ripped out of this horse. You take a few second to blink and look down at your body to find that you’ve made it back to your fleshy blue body once again. The horse skeleton on the other hand is now quacking and runs away in a panic through another portal. “Huh… I hope that doesn’t cause any trouble anywhere” you remark as you realize how much you missed your normal voice. Suddenly out jumps Lamposis and Ursally through one of the portals in the walls. “You did it!” Lamposis congratulates, “The portals are open again and Chancellor Chaos is no more!” “You did kill him right?” asks Ursally “Probably,” you shrug, “I did kick him pretty hard. But what about the portals, they don’t seem to be going anywhere” “The thing is I think the damage is permanent now.” Lamposis explains, “They’ve been open for so with such a strong amount of magic being forced through them that I can’t see how these portals would ever close again. But with Cthulu not sending an army through them It’s probably not that much of an issue anymore. Hopefully…. Maybe…. OK I HAVE NO IDEA!” “Do… you know how I can get home?” “That… That I can help with. Given your shape and color I can guess that you’re from…. Blorth right? “Actually its Earth but you were close.” “Either way the portal over on that side of the wall is Identical to the one I saw you fly out of earlier today so it should take you straight home!” “Awesome! I’ve got to get to work! Hey want to come with? I make some pretty mean pancakes and I need an excuse for showing up late” “I’d love too but-“ “Of course We’re coming!” Ursally cheerfully interrupts, “Anything for the guy who saved the Universe!” “Sweet! Now playtime is over! Its time to go to work” And so you charge through the portal in front of you with Ursally following behind carrying Lamposis while using acid proof bear gloves. You’re not sure what’s going to happen next but you’re not too worried as you’re just happy to be alive. Congratulations Your Final Score is 200 You win, you’ve done amazing, and for once I can’t find a way to make fun of you. Good job [[Credits]]

Double-click this passage to edit it.

“We’ll do this the old fashion way, with swords!” you say excitedly. “Ok that sounds interesting” says Chancellor Chaos before snapping his fingers making two rapiers appear out of nowhere. Draw your sword!” you go to grab the sword with your hand… but you don’t have fingers or a hand… You then turn your head awkwardly and grab the hilt of the sword with your mouth. “ENGARRR!” you say with sword in mouth as you try to stab at Chancellor Chaos. He jumps out of the way and retaliates with his own lunge, which you barely manage to block with your own blade. Having trouble controlling the blade with your mouth you’re constantly on the defensive until he finally knocks the sword out of your mouth and onto the floor. “I Give up!” you quickly cry out, “You win!” Chancellor Chaos chuckles as both blades disappear and he goes back to leaning on air while floating [[Back->SFFDuelOptions]]

<<if $HS eq "no">> “Lets play hide and seek again!” you suggest, “I’m sure I’ll win this time” “Nice try but you can’t fool me twice” he sneers, “You’re just going to go back to the cauldron again and that’s just not happening.” Looks like you’ll have to try something else [[Back->SFFDuelOptions]] <<else>> “Lets play hide and go seek.” You suggest. “Seems rather childish but I guess this just shows how desperate you are. Are you seeking or hiding” [[Seeking->SFFSeek]] [[Hiding->SFFHide]] <</if>>

“I challenge you to a card Game!” you boldly declare “Ok…. Which card game? He asks “Uh….” “there’s more then one card game in existence… do you even have any cards on you?” “No…” you admit as you lower your head. “Great plan ya dumb horse, next time you might want to consider thinking about your plan.” [[Back->SFFDuelOptions]]

“Lets see who can hold their breath the longest” you suggest. “That’s fine with me” he says. At the count of three you both take in a deep breath and hold it in. At first you think you’ve tricked him and that you’re going to win since you don’t have any lungs but as you look Chancellor Chaos doesn’t seem to be having any trouble at all. 30 minutes pass and He begins to look bored when suddenly his eyes widen as if he’s realized something. Writes in the air with his which creates lasting lights that form the sentence. “You don’t have any lungs do you?” You shake your head. He glares at you as he then writes “Well using magic I can create oxygen within my lungs so I can hold my breath forever too…. Ya cheater” Realizing the stalemate that’s occurred the two of you decide to just end the match. [[Back->SFFDuelOptions]]

Remembering that you just won a fight in a boxing ring you think you might want to hope for a winning streak. “I challenge you to a boxing match!” you say “You don’t have any hands you’re a horse!” “Ok fine then, I challenge you to a kickboxing match” “Fine whatever lets get this over with.” The Chancellor summons some boxing gloves onto his hands and takes a fighting stance.” You try to take a fighting stance too, jumping back and forth to try to confuse him but with a swift uppercut he simply knocks your head off. As if on Auto Pilot your body goes to pick your head back up and after minutes of struggling you manage to put it back on. “Guess I win then” the Chancellor brags. [[Back->SFFDuelOptions]]

Well then I challenge you to a portal closing contest!” you declare boldly. Chancellor Chaos glares at you with mild annoyance, “Seriously? Did you really think it would be that easy?” “I… had my hopes” say feeling embarrassed. [[Back->SFFDuelOptions]]

<<if $gun eq "no">> “We shall duel with Pistols!” you declare, “No,” The chancellor replies, “You’re just going to go to the Cauldron again. It doesn’t look like you’ll be able to trick him that way again [[Back->SFFduel]] <<else>> “We shall duel with Pistols!” you declare, “We take 10 steps then turn around and shoot” “That sounds fine to me” the Chancellor replies. His hands glow silver he summons two pistols. He grabs one and throws you the other. He begins to walk and count as you start and do the same you consider that you might be able to take advantage of the situation. [[Shoot him now->SFFShoootnow]] [[Go to the Cauldron->SFFPistolCauldron]] [[Play Honorably->SFFHonor]] <</if>>

"You know what" you say, "Forget it, I don't want to play with a cheater" "Good, Admit your defeat," Chancelor Chaos cackles, "Soon you will realize how futile everything you've done in your life has been completely and utterly useless." So whats next? [[Try to get him to explain his plan->SFFExplain]] [[Insult him->SFFInsult]] [[Challenge him to a duel->SFFduel]]

What kind of Duel will you Challenge the Chancellor to? [[Traditional Sword Fight->SFFSword]] [[Hide and Seek->SFFHS]] [[A card game->SFFCard]] [[Breath Holding->SFFBreath]] [[Boxing->SFFBoxing]] [[Portal Closing Contest->SFFPortal]] [[Pistols->SFFPistols]] [[Never mind->SFFQuitDuel]]

“I’ll seek, you’ll hide” you tell him. “Ok close your eyes and count to 10 and I’ll hide” says Chancellor Chaos You do so and when you open up your eyes he’s nowhere in sight. What will you do? [[Look for him->SFFSeekLook]] [[Go to the Cauldron->SFFSeekCauldron]] [[Give up->SFFSeekGiveUp]]

“I’ll hide, I’m an excellent hider,” you brag. “Ok then, I’ll close my eyes and count to 10 and you hide” says Chancellor Chaos. He closes his eyes and begins counting. You only have a few seconds to act What will you do? [[Hide->SFFHideHide]] [[Attack->SFFHideAttack]] [[Go to the Cauldron->SFFHiudCauldron]]

You begin to look around for Chancellor Chaos. You look around the room, you look by the cauldron, you look inside yourself. You look in the elevator. You quickly run out of places to look. “Find I give up” you say. Chancellor Chaos Pops out of the ceiling yelling “Ha! I hid in an alternate dimension so I knew you would never find me! The winner is me!” You feel cheated but there’s nothing you can really do about it. [[Back->SFFDuelOptions]]

Now that Chancellor Chaos is out of sight you make your way over to the cauldron to put the objects by it. As you do The chancellor then pops out of nowhere in front of you saying “Nice try! But I’ve been watching you this whole time! I knew you would try something like this! Now get back to the starting positions so we can try this again!” [[Back->SFFDuelOptions]]

Without even trying you just shout out, “I give up” “WHAT!” Chancellor Chaos exclaims in annoyance and confusion as he jumps out from under the floorboards, “YOU DIDN’T EVEN TRY! You just gave up instantly! What’s wrong with you!” “Well… You cheat at everything else we tried so I figured that I shouldn’t even bother with this one” you shrug. “Grr…” The Chancellor growls as he walks back over to where he was floating before and goes back to floating there again. [[Back->SFFDuelOptions]]

Thinking that maybe you could win you try to find a place to hide. This room has like 5 things in it at most and you can’t really hide behind or inside anything…. Except the elevator! You quickly run back inside the elevator and push the close door button. As the doors close you hear the Chancellor shout, “READY OR NOT HERE I COME!” For a while there’s nothing but silence until you hear him say something in the other room that you can’t quite understand. Suddenly a floating transparent portal surrounded by pink flames appears directly above you. On the other side is Chancellor Chaos looking through it as he says, “Oh there you are! That was clever… Ok not really I could have just looked for more then 37 seconds but where’s the fun in that. Now come on out” You push the open door button and reluctantly walk back out. “Cheater!” you shoot at him. “Oh come on! Like I was going to play fair in a game meant for 3 year olds” he defends himself. “I’m a busy man of course I’d cheat at this!” [[Back->SFFDuelOptions]]

<<if $cauldron eq "2">> Not that Chancellor Chaos’s back is turned again you quickly run back to the cauldron, and place the other two objects around it. Now all four of the objects are surrounding the cauldron before you hear a loud “HEY!” and get thrown into the air again. [[Continue->SFFFinalRound]] <<else>> While Chancellor Chaos’s back is turned and his eyes are closed, you quickly make your way over to the cauldron. You only have time to place two of the four objects around the cauldron before he says, “10! Ready or not her-HEY!” as he turns to see you by the cauldron he holds up his hand and magically pulls you away. “That was quite clever of you I’ll give you that but that won’t work again” <<set $HS to "no">> [[Continue->SFFReset]] <</if>>

As soon as he gets to the count of 2 you turn to him and shoot him with the gun. You miss. You try again and miss multiple times. Chancelor Chaos turns around and stares at you with disappointment. “Really? You can’t even cheat right!” I guess you lost [[Back->SFFDuelOptions]]

<<if $cauldron eq "2">> Now that Chancellor Chaos’s back is turned again you quickly run back to the cauldron, and place the other two objects around it. Now all four of the objects are surrounding the cauldron before you hear a loud “HEY!” and get thrown into the air again. [[Continue->SFFFinalRound]] <<else>> While Chancellor Chaos’s back is turned you quickly make your way over to the cauldron. You only have time to place two of the four objects around the cauldron before he reaches the count of 10 and turns to see you and yells “HEY!” before pulling you away magically. “That was quite clever of you I’ll give you that but that won’t work again <<set $gun to "no">> [[Continue->SFFReset]] <</if>>

You decide to play honorably, and wait until he counts and steps. As you hear him reach 10 you both turn around and fire. Your bullet lands nowhere near him and his bullet goes straight through your ribcage hitting 0 of your bones. Both of you just stand their awkwardly not sure what to do. “…Lets just call this one a draw” The Chancellor mutters “K” you respond [[Back->SFFDuelOptions]]

As you walk over to the Rock it turns to you and you can see its Holding a large emerald shaped like the number five. “HEY!” you tell instinctively but it just scares the rock off causing it to float off into the Forrest. [[Chase after it->SFDChase]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You swiftly chase after the floating Rock through the burning forest, dodging the occasional falling branch with ease. Soon you both reach a clearing in the forest where a large lime green, saucer shaped, spaceship is parked. A door and ramp lower out of the ship where the rock enters, followed by yourself in hot pursuit. When you enter the ship you see the rock you were chasing hide behind a large group of other floating rocks. Now that you’ve gotten closer to them you notice that they all have little tiny holes and craters in them like meteors. They all slowly float away from you towards the light blue metallic walls of the ship. You’re not sure how this can get any stranger until one of them starts talking. “Darn it Dwoisty! You brought some kind of monster onto the ship! Now we’re all gona die!” “I’m sorry I panicked!” whines the meteor holding the emerald 5, “I thought it was going to eat me!” “Well now we’re all gona get eaten ya moron!” yells another As the various rocks continue arguing you decide think it best to step in. “Uh… Hi?” you say awkwardly. All of the meteors gasp in unison, obviously they must have never seen a talking dead horse before. “IT CAN TALK!” shrieks one of them, “OH GREAT AND POWERFUL CREATURE MADE OF MULTIPLE PIECES! WHAT DO YOU DESIRE!” [[The Emerald 5->SFD5]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You point to the meteor holding the emerald saying “That thing. I kind of need it to save my skin… and Possibly the universe.” “No!” cries, Dwoisty, “We need this shiny number so we can defeat the game!” “What?” Suddenly a meteor with a beard floats forward, “You see for eons we’ve been fans of a certain game series, we’ve played every game and worshiped them, our entire culture is based on this games brilliance. But the newest installment…. No one has been able to beat. Its been over 6 years and not one of my people has been able to defeat it… But legend speaks of the numbered objects. If someone were to collect the first 6 objects in existence then they would be able to gain ultimate wisdom and overcome any obstacle” “So… let me get this straight, you want to obtain ultimate wisdom just to beat a video game?” “Well when you say it like that it sounds pretty stupid but I’d like to see you beat it.” “How hard could it be?” “Tell ya what ya young whipper snapper. If you can beat this game then the 5th object is yours.” [[Accept the Challenge->SFDDeal]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

“Alright then we have a deal” you say as you hold out your hoof for a hand shake.” After a second you realize that none of the meteors have arms but the elder head-butts your hoof so I think he understands. Suddenly all of the other meteors start scrabbling about the ship pulling gathering different stuff until in front of you stands a desk with a very old looking computer. The monitor is a large beige square, the keyboard is big beige and bulky and the mouse is also beige and bulky. The elder then pulls out a black square with some writing on it that you’re unable to see. “Good luck” he says, “You will need it” Feeling confident you move over to the computer as the games title screen pops up [[Title Screen->SFDStartGame]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<div class="lance"><<timed 0.1s>>L<</timed>><<timed 0.2s>>A<</timed>>N<<timed 0.3s>><</timed>><<timed 0.4s>>C<</timed>><<timed 0.5s>>E<</timed>> <<timed 0.7s>>G<</timed>>O<<timed 0.8s>>O<</timed>><<timed 0.9s>>D<</timed>><<timed 1s>>S<</timed>><<timed 1.1s>>T<</timed>><<timed 1.2s>>O<</timed>><<timed 1.3s>>N<</timed>><<timed 1.4s>>E<</timed>></div> <div class="taco"><<timed 4s>>Backalley Baseball Shenanigans Hero 4<</timed>></div> <div class="lance"><<timed 4s>> [[Press Start->SFDStartStart]]<</timed>></div> <<audio "lancegoodstone" play>> <<timed 4.5s>><div class="bog">*</div><</timed>> <<timed 4.5s>><div class="pog">*</div><</timed>> <<timed 4.5s>><div class="tog">*</div><</timed>> <<timed 4.5s>><div class="nog">*</div><</timed>>

You are famous Baseball Star Lance Goodstone. Your Catching and hitting prowess is that beyond any one else. The star player of the Birmingham Lions everyone loves you for your extreme Baseball Skill. Lets see what kind of Shenanigans Our Hero is up too today. You press start on the keyboard and the game starts. It shows a little pixelated man with see through skin walking out of a hospital. Another guy in glasses walks up to him. “Manager of Baseball! Hello! It is I! Lance Goodstone!” says Lance Goodstone. “Wow Lance!” says the Manager, “It was sure nice of you to donate your skin to the local childrens hospital!” “Its no biggy!” says Lance, “It will grow back in like a month probably. Until then The hospital has given me this glass skin as a replacement!” “Now Remember Lance Goodstone, you are much more fragile now, so you must be careful and above all else avoid all Backalleys” “Understandable I will avoid all the backalleys.” The manager then walks offscreen but they forgot to program him to walk all the way off so he’s just standing there awkwardly slightly offscreen. You’re now in control of Lance Goodstone. You can see a road, the hospital and an alley. Where will you move him too? [[The Road->SFDRoad]] [[The Hospital->SFDHosp]] [[The alley->SFDAlley]] <<audio "lancegoodstone" stop>>

<<cacheaudio "lancegoodstone" "https://web.archive.org/web/20190817190132/https://chaosquestasset.yolasite.com/resources/lance%20goodstone%20title%20screen.mp3">>

There’s no Taxis on the road to help you get home so no point in doing that. Also if you get hit by a car while being made of glass you’ll die [[Back->SFDStartStart]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

You make Lance Goodstone walk back up to the hospital and suddenly a closed sign spawns on top of it. You then remember that its Sunday and that as soon as you left the hospital everyone else went home. [[Back->SFDStartStart]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

Despite the warnings of your Manager you just can’t avoid the thrill of the Alley. Also it’s the only way you can make your Character go anywhere else. As Soon as you Walk into the Back Alley Lance starts to talk. “Sniff! Ahh I love the smell of the back alley in the morning. It reminds me that every day is beautiful.” Suddenly four Identical thugs with large chins and brown hair jump out of the back alley windows that were totally there before. Then another thug with an even larger chin and purple hair that looks like a powdered wig designed by Pablo Picasso jumps in front of the thugs. Its none other then your very well established arch nemesis Con Rumbledail, who first appeared in Lance Goodstones Backalley Baseball Shenanigans Hero 2. “Well well well if it isn’t Lance Goodstone,” says Con Rumbledail, “Looks like we’ve finally got you exactly where we want you!” “Con Rubmledail,” says Lance Goodstone, “You fool you couldn’t beat me on your best day and that certainly isn’t today,” “Maybe not says Con Rumbledail,” says Con Rumbledail, “But we know that you’re currently wearing glass skin while waiting for your skin to regrow, so its not safe to play baseball right now is it Lance Goodstone?” Con Rumbledail and his thugs then pull out baseballs and roll him a baseball bat, except something’s wrong with the baseballs… “Something is wrong with the baseballs” says Lance Goodstone “Oh whats that haven’t you heard, “jeers Con Rumbledail, “having glass skin can mess with your perception of reality. Especially with baseballs… Until your real skin grows back every ball in the world will look like the word ‘ball’ instead. Also if a single baseball hits you, your skin will shatter into a million pieces and all your blood and organs will fall out.. Perhaps you should have tried to avoid Backalley Baseball Shenanigans today, eh Mr. Hero? But I’m feeling nice… I’ll give you the first hit for free. <<link 'Start'>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Round 1'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('LGSBox1').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>>

Hit the baseballs before they hit you, each ball comes in at a different speed. Also Close out of this dialog box after pressing start [[Start->Round1Prep]]

<div class="ball7">[[Ball->Roung1ball2]]</div> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

Lance tries to swing at the ball but misses horribly as the Ball hit him all of his glass skin breaks which would have caused a horribly bloody mess with his organs flowing out everywhere but he explodes instead. THERE IT GAMES Would you like to play again? [[Yes->SFDStartGame]] [[No->SFDNO]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

As you click no the computer your using bursts into flames and all the floating meteor people begin to freak out. “YOU IDIOT THESE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE!” Yells one of them as he puts out the fire and computer with a mallet. A new computer is brought into replace the old one and the game reopens. “Now try not to destroy our precious technology ok?” says another Meteor. “Fine” you groan as you prepare to start the game again [[Start Again->SFDStartGame]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

<div class="ball">[[Ball->Round1Ball3]]</div> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<div class="ball2"> [[Ball->Round1Ball4]] </div> <<timed 5s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<div class="ball6"> [[Ball->Round1Ball5]] </div> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<div class="ball3">[[Ball->SFDInbetween1]]</div> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

As soon as Con Rumbledail’s thugs run out of baseballs Lance quickly charges past them before they can find more. After Lance runs a few corners he then runs into more thugs, except this time they’re also wizards. “Activate the checkered barrier!” Yells Con Rumbledail which causes your vision to become obscured as half of view becomes covered with blue squares This will be a lot harder now. <<link 'Start'>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Round 2'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('LGSBox2').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>>

Hit the Baseballs before they hit you. Don't let the barrier distract you. Its just an illusion. [[Start->Round2Prep1]]

<div class="ball2"> [[Ball->Round2Ball2]]</div> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<div class="ball4">[[Ball->Round2Ball3]]</div> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<div class="ball3">[[Ball->Round2Ball4]]</div> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<div class="ball6">[[Ball->Round2Ball5]]</div> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<div class="ball7">[[Ball->SFDInbetween2]]</div> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

The Thugs Run out of baseballs again giving Lance the chance to escape to more back alleys, hoping that can make it out alive. Even Lance Goodstones famous heroic back alley baseball skills can only last so long. After a few more turns he suddenly comes across more thugs. All of them laughing and smiling. “You’re back alley baseball career ends here Goodstone” says one of them. “Yeah!” shouts another, “We got these special NOT Balls, they’re evil baseballs that are completely harmless to your body but if you hit them with your bat your soul is sent to the baseball realm!” “YOU IDIOT!” shouts the first one, “WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT!” “Oh… Uh… I was just gloating and I was caught up in the moment and…” “Ah forget it Craig! Just know its coming out of your Kwanza Bonus! ATTACK EVERYONE!” <<link 'Start'>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Round 3'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('LGSBox3').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>>

Hit the Baseballs but don't Hit the Not Balls. Yes We did fire our naming department. [[Start->Round3Prep1]]

<div class="ball8">[[Ball->Round3Ball2]] </div> <div class="notball">[[Not Ball->ShadowBall]] </div> <div class="notball2">[[Not Ball->ShadowBall]] </div>

<div class="notball3">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball4">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="ball9">[[Ball->Round3Ball3]]</div> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

Lance Accidentally Hits one of the not baseballs instead causing a dark evil portal to form. And send his entire body and soul into a land of misery and darkness and baseballs. THERE IT GAMES Would you like to play again? [[Yes->SFDStartGame]] [[No->SFDNO]] <<set $LC -= 1>>

Open the Packages and hit the balls inside. Don’t Forget to Close the Packages after you hit the baseballs. Also you'll need to click on the letters on the box to open it. [[Start->Round4Prep1]]

<<timed 1s>><div class="notball5">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div><</timed>> <<timed 1.5s>><div class="notball6">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div><</timed>> <<timed 2s>><div class="ball10">[[Ball->Round3Ball4]]</div><</timed>> <<timed 4s>><div class="notball7">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <</timed>> <<timed 9s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<div class="notball8">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball9">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <<timed 4s>><div class="ball12">[[Ball->Round3Ball5]]</div><</timed>> <<timed 6s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<div class="notball11">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball10">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="ball13">[[Ball->SFDInbetween3]]</div> <div class="notball12">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <<timed 6s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

After Another successful round of volleying baseballs directly at the thugs Lance Goodstone run down another backalley in hopes of avoiding more baseball shenanigans. Unfortunately Shenanigans always find their way to Lance Goodstone as An Evil Mailman Thug jumps directly through the pavement with several packages. “ello Ello ELLO!” He says, “I’ve got some mail for ya Mr Goodstone, They’re baseballs…. Now I know a legend like yourself couldn’t possibly give up a challenge like this so why don’t ya see if you can hit the baseballs while opening the packages mid throw… I bet ya can unless ya chicken.” Lance Goodstone is a lot of things, including stupid but a chicken is not one of them. “BRING IT ON!” Yells Lance Goodstone <<link 'Get Ready'>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Round 4'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('LGSBox4').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>>

<button id="box1"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R4Box1').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<button id="box2"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R4Box2').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<button id="box3"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R4Box3').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<button id="box4"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R4Box4').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

<button id="box5"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R4Box5').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="box6"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R4Box6').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <<timed 7s>> <<goto "LGSLose">> <</timed>>

Despite All Physics saying otherwise Lance Goodstone manages to Open the packages and hit them back at the evil mailman thug. Lance Then Continues to run down the back alleys until he reaches the dreaded back alley cliff. Lance Turns around and sees all the thugs he ran into before including the mailman, the wizard, and Craig along with Con Rumbledail leading the bunch. “You put up a good fight Lance Goodstone, but its Curtains for you… Now boys all at once! Its time to turn Lance Goodstone, into Lance Gravestone” Lance says nothing knowing that this will require more concentration then any Goodstone action he’s ever performed. <<link 'Start'>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Round 5'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('LGSBox5').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>>

Use everything you’ve learned and hit all the baseballs. Survive and win! [[Start->Round5Prep1]]

<div class="notball">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball6">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball13">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="ball2"> [[Ball->Round5Ball2]]</div> <<timed 7s>><<goto "LGSLose">><</timed>>

<button id="box3"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box2').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <div class="notball2">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball10">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball7">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <<timed 7s>><<goto "LGSLose">><</timed>>

<div class="notball2">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball12">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notbox14">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="ball13"> [[Ball->Round5Ball4]]</div> <<timed 7s>><<goto "LGSLose">><</timed>>

<button id="box6"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box4').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <div class="notball7">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball11">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball14">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball13">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball3">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <<timed 7s>><<goto "LGSLose">><</timed>>

<div class="notball11">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball10">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="ball3">[[Ball->Round5Ball6]]</div> <div class="notball13">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball14">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball2">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <<timed 7s>><<goto "LGSLose">><</timed>>

<div class="ball9">[[Ball->Round5Ball7]]</div> <div class="notball2">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball12">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notbox14">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball10">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball13">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball15">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <div class="notball3">[[Notball->ShadowBall]]</div> <<timed 7s>><<goto "LGSLose">><</timed>>

<<timed 7s>><<goto "LGSLose">><</timed>> <button id="FBox"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox1"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox2"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox3"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox4"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox5"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox6"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox7"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox8"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox9"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox10"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox11"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox12"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox13"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox14"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox15"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox16"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox17"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox18"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box9').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button> <button id="FBox19"> <<link Box>> <<script>> Dialog.setup('Opened Box'); Dialog.wiki(Story.get('R5Box7').processText()); Dialog.open(); <</script>> <</link>> </button>

<div class="boxball"> [[Ball->Round4Ball2]] </div>

<div class="boxball"> [[Ball->Round4Ball3]] </div>

<div class="boxball">[[Ball->Round4Ball5]] </div>

<div class="boxball"> [[Ball->Round4Ball4]] </div>

<div class="boxball"> [[Ball->SFDInbetween4]] </div>

<div class="boxnotball"> [[NotBall->ShadowBall]] </div>

<div class="boxball">[[Ball->Round5Ball3]]</div>

<div class="boxball">[[Ball->Round5Ball5]]</div>

<div class="boxnotball"> [[NotBall->ShadowBall]] </div>

<div class="boxball"> [[Ball->SFDInbetween5]]</div>

Everyone is out of Ammo and the only one left standing is Lance Goodstone and Con Rumbledail. All of the other thugs have been hit by their own objects that they were throwing. Con then pulls out a time bomb and says, “You think You’ve won Lance Goodstone? Well you’ll never guess the password of this time bomb! I’ve made sure that today victory will be mine!” Con then drops the bomb and runs away. You walk up to the bomb and see a little keyboard and a post it note that says “Dear Boss incase you forget the Password is baseball, Love Craig” <<textbox '$pword' '' autofocus>> [[Enter The Password->SFDFinalBaseball]]

<<if $pword eq "baseball">> Since you’re not an idiot you type in the word baseball on the keyboard and the bomb deactivates. Outside the Game one of the Meteor people floats up to you and says, “Yeah this was the part we were stuck on cause we don’t have fingers”. Lance Goodstone then walks outside the Alley and sees some police arresting Con Rumbledail. “Ehhhhhhh” says the police man, “It’s the guy who escaped from the jail, what a dunce! Thanks Lance Goodstone! You’ve saved the day from Shenanigans again. YOU WIN! [[End the Game->SFDEndgame]] <<else>> You type in $pword instead of the word baseball and you explode along with the bomb. THERE IT GAMES Would you like to play again? [[Yes->SFDStartGame]] [[No->SFDNO]] <</if>>

After you beat the game you get up and turn to see all of the Meteor people in shock… at least you think they are they don’t have faces so its hard to tell. “Its amazing! He beat the latest Lance Goodstone game!” says one of them, “He even managed to type in the password at the end! None of us have been able to do that! Curse our lack of appendages” shouts another. “Welp a deal is a deal,” says the elder Meteor as he floats over to you. “The Fifth Object is yours. Dwoisty, give him back his emerald!” Dwoisty floats over and hands it to you. As you leave the ship everyone cheers in rejoice over your victory and they all fly back into space. Everything is still on fire but you decide it best not to care as you run back to where you came in and head through the Dennis Portal. [[Back through the Portal->SFPortals]] <<set $ShouldNotExist to "true">>