procrastination

12pm Ugh, more homework. This one is a 5 page paper on ancient philosophy, you have 12 hours to hand it in. [[Research -> 1pm]] [[clean your entire house -> 4pm]] [[take a stress nap -> 12:30pm]] [[use social media -> 3pm]] [[play fortnite -> 12am]]

1pm Good job, you read one of Plato's dialogues. [[Drive to tims for an iced capp -> 2pm]] [[Take a stress nap -> 1:30pm]] [[Call your Mom -> 2:30pm]] [[Swipe right -> 2:45pm]]

4pm Spick and Span...are you ready to get to work now? [[Make dinner -> 5pm]] [[Start working -> 6pm]] [[go online window shopping -> 12am]]

12:30pm Well rested, but you really should get to work now. [[start reading -> 1pm]] [[work on your pig-latin -> 3:30pm]] [[Start a new hobby -> 7pm]] [[plan your paper -> 4:30]] [[Write an ill-informed paper -> 11:59:59]]

3pm Your great aunt posted the same comment 4 times on your photo. That was a rewarding experience. [[watch the Office -> 12am]] [[actually work on your paper now -> 5:30]] [[watch vine compilations -> 9pm]]

12 am Not a productive night, too bad there's no late course work... good luck on the exam! <img src=https://media.giphy.com/media/ARj2OMThsPoAw/giphy.gif> </div> [[Retry ->12 pm]] [[Sources -> Sources]]

2pm delicious, maybe you'll have the energy to focus now? [[write an ill-informed paper -> 11:59:59]] [[use social media -> 3pm]] [[work on your pig-latin -> 3:30pm]] [[start a new hobby -> 7pm]]

1:30pm Good sleep? That's nice. I bet you're all relaxed now and can put all your focus into your paper! [[Call your Mumma -> 2:30pm]] [[Clean up -> 4pm]] [[Get to writing -> 11:30pm]] [[ Play fortnite -> 12am]]

2:30pm She misses you so much! Don't you want to do well for her? [[Start a new hobby -> 7pm]] [[Start working -> 5:30]] [[plan paper -> 4:30]]

5pm <img src=https://media.giphy.com/media/l0Ex7QaTF40G9wLcc/giphy.gif> </div> That's some good goopy carbonara. [[Play Sims -> 12am]] [[Start working -> 6pm]] [[who even cares about grades? Just wing it -> 11:59:59]] [[Read ->8pm]]

6pm Way to stay focused! Don't get distracted now! [[Get to reading! ->8pm]] [[Meet up with friends -> 10pm]] [[Play Dance Dance Revolution -> 12am]]

3:30 pm oodgay objay , ownay illway ouyay artstay orkingway? [[akemay innerday -> 5pm]] [[atchway inesvay -> 9pm]] [[ayplay ortnitefay -> 12am]]

7pm <img src=https://i.imgur.com/tyeIABl.gif?noredirect> </div> You are now the worlds greatest amature painter. [[Read ->8pm]] [[Watch some old vines (RIP) -> 9pm]] [[Speed write -> 11:59:59]] [[Meet up with friends -> 10pm]]

4:30pm Good job with planning! Keep up the good work! [[do some readings ->8pm]] [[write whatever you think of -> 11:59:59]] [[meet up with friends -> 10pm]] [[Make dinner -> 5pm]]

11:59:59pm You just submitted a (sort of) complete paper. Remember, you get out what you put in. Don't come crying to me when you get a bad grade! "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky' -Michael Scott" -This Game <img src=https://media.giphy.com/media/VKy31gxMkPnA4/giphy.gif> </div> [[Retry ->12 pm]] [[Sources -> Sources]]

5:30pm Working is rough, isn't it? [[Be creative -> 7pm]] [[Meet up with friends -> 10pm]] [[Keep working -> 6pm]]

9pm <img src=https://media1.tenor.com/images/cc6e8ba2864e2d63dc8259df37e484a2/tenor.gif?itemid=9605268> </div> (Time well wasted in my opinion) [[Go window shopping online -> 12am]] [[Start writing -> 11:59:59]] [[<img src=https://i.imgur.com/R6QsDRw.gif8> </div>(keep watching vine compilations) -> 12am]] </style>

8pm Does your brain hurt yet? ...wait...you weren't reading course material?! You were reading click-bait articles!? [[Take the L -> 12am]] [[Ask for an extension -> 8:30]] [[write whatever comes to mind -> 11:59:59]]

10pm You had some drinks...You have to have fun once in a while....right? [[Drink coffee and try to finish in time! -> 12am]] [[cry for a while -> 12am]] [[Stress nap -> 12am]] [[Just party! -> 12am]]

8:30pm Your professor wishes they could, but the course policy doesn't allow for extensions 3.5 hours before the deadline :( [[RUSH -> 11:59:59]] [[Take the L -> 12am]] [[Go out with friends -> 10pm]] [[Build a time machine ->12 pm]]

11:30pm Congrats! You got a really solid paper in on time! Dare I say it's your best work yet. A modern day Socrates! This means you win the game, wow, good one! <img src=https://media1.giphy.com/media/LNVS7w1fxlCvu/giphy.gif> </div> [[Play again ->12 pm]] [[Sources -> Sources]]

2:45pm No right swipes, only left. [[Clean the house -> 4pm]] [[Cook Dinner -> 5pm]] [[Watch The Office -> 12am]] [[Try to be productive -> 5:30]]

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