a mushroom tale

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<<set $haspeanut to false>> <<set $hassandwich to false>> <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GTK_DTyEl58/UV6VAHrm19I/AAAAAAAAABs/gYzc02JuBjU/s1600/hobbits_bilbowriting.jpg" width="680" height="400" alt="A photo of the book" /> It is the 203076th time you've read the book written by your ancestor Bilbo Baggins and Frodo Baggins. You have always loved it and sometimes you wish you could join Bilbo on his journeys. Just Bilbo though. Frodo's tale is much too scary. But today for the first time, you noticed there is a map hidden within the red leather cover. "The best mushroom grows in the hidden elven city northeast of The Shire", it says. [[Go find it]] [[You don't like mushroom|go anyway]]

What kind of a hobbit are you?!! All hobbits should love mushroom!!! Now go reincarnate and come back as a hobbit who loves mushroom. [[start]]

It has been quite some years since you've traveled, and you admit you've become quite rusty at packing. Just what to pack for this journey? A hankerchief, a box of matches, some kitchen utensils, food, lots and lots of food... And what else do you need to bring? [[Brings a sword|walk]] [[Bring a sack of peanuts|walk peanut]] [[Bring an extra waterskin |walk]] [[Bring an extra sandwich|walk sandwich]]

<img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/4a/54/f4/4a54f4814fb56024a9ac54b0a5da635b.jpg" width="680" height="400" alt="A photo of hobbit hole" /> With a deep breath, you step out your comfortable hobbit hole And [[begin the advanture...|walk2]] <<set $haspeanut to false>> <<set $hassandwich to false>>

<img src="https://bplusmovieblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-fellowship-of-the-ring-141.png" width="680" height="400" alt="the shire 1" /> [[Walk|walk3]]

<img src="http://filmint.nu/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Shirewide.jpg" width="680" height="400" alt="the shire 2" /> Walk...............Walk...............[[Keep walking|still walking]]

<img src="http://www.donsmaps.com/images31/the_shire.jpg" width="680" height="400" alt="the shire 3" /> Walk...............Walk...............Keep walking...............[[Still walking|last walk]]

You keep on running even as you enter the forest. You don't know where you are going, but straight can never be wrong. Oops, I guess I was wrong. With a sudden stop, you find yourself on the edge of a small cliff. But it is too late, you already feel youself tipping forward and you tumble down the cliff. Ouch, the bruises will last for a couple of days. At the bottom of the cliff, there are nothing but- Wait! There, what is that? It seems like there is a... <div class="hiddengate">[[hidden gate]]</div> <div class="foundpeanut">Ohhhhhhhh and look, here's a [[sack of peanuts|found peanut]]!</div>

You found the hidden city! But something is weird about this city...... The soldiers stopped in midstride, the lord fell asleep while scratching his nose, and even the birds are in sweet dreams standing on the tips of branches. The only thing that seems to be awake is the vines outside of the tallest tower in the city. And that means the tower must be pretty important! What a cliche you say? But treasures must be there and you [[decide to go up the tower|up the tower]] [[Or is that a trap? No, you won't go up then|trap]]

Oh dear, this is getting a little tiring. You stop for a moment for a little drink of water, then you notice a change in scenery. No more rows and rows of crops, but a small creek with crytal clear water and a large willow tree standing on its bank. <img src="https://www.meditainment.com/images/dmImage/SourceImage/willow-tree.jpg" width="680" height="400" alt="A photo of a willow tree" /> Out of nowhere, a fog evelopes everything around the creek. And all of a sudden you feel a fatigue... [[Take a rest]] [[Keep going]]

You decide to ignore the oddity of the sudden fog and take a rest sitting by the willow tree. What a peaceful afternoon? As you listen to the soft sway of the willow branch, your eyelids are becoming heavier and heavier. Just besides your ears, you hear a faint sound of... wood cracking? [[But sleep has over taken you and you fall alsleep|death]] [[No time for sleep, you should continue right now|Keep going]]

The moment you decide to continue, the whole scenary changes before your eyes. The fog and the small creek were gone, but instead you seem to be in the middle of a large meadow. You hear a faint sound from behind you, you turn around and in the distance you can see a shape charging right towards you. You can't really make it out, but it looks like... [[a horse]] [[a dog|angry dogs]]

Suddenly you open your eyes, but all went dark. Seems like you've been swallowed by the tree. Sorry, little hobbit I guess you're joining your ancestors after all. [[start]]

[[Up]]

[[And up|up2]] up

[[And up the stairs]] And up up

[[Shouldn't have skipped that cardio workout, right?|up3]] And up the stairs And up up

[[Or had that second breakfast and that extra baked potato|up4]] Shouldn't have skipped that cardio workout, right? And up the stairs And up up

[[Too late to regret now. Just work those short and chubby legs!|up5]] Or had that second breakfast and that extra baked potato Shouldn't have skipped that cardio workout, right? And up the stairs And up up

Hey look! You made it! You reached the [[top of the stairs!|top of tower]] Too late to regret now. Just work those short and chubby legs! Or have that extra second breakfast and that extra potato Shouldn't skipped that cardio workout, right? and up the stairs and up up

The top of the tower is bared. Nothing but two doors on the two sides of the foyer. [[Door on the left|magic room]] [[Door on the right|magic room]]

<img src="http://themidult.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/sleeping-beauty-disney-princess-asleep.jpg" width="680" height="400" alt="sleeping beauty" /> Upon entering the room, you encountered the most beautiful sight you have ever witnessed. Over there on top of the soft bed, amongst a sea of silk and satin lay the most perfect specimen. Tall, slender, skin the colour of warm cream, and stem the sh- What? Oh you think...? NO! Of course not! I was talking about THE MUSHROOM! Not that random girl who just happened to be holding the mushroom. What kind of a sane person holds a mushroom in their sleep anyway?!! Anyhow, you are convinced that this is the mushroom you are seeking. Pick up the mushroom and go, the quest can end right here! But what about this girl......? [[Pick up the beautiful mushroom]] [[Wake up the( also beautiful) girl]]

Ah ah! You seem to forget mushroom can be poisonous, especially under this magic. Sorry, little hobbit I guess you're joining your ancestors after all. [[start]]

Now, how does one wake up a person from a dead sleep caused by a spell? Yes, of course there is a spell. You've read enough fairytales and novels to gather this much. And according to all the tales as well as your common sense, there are only two sensible options now: [[Kiss her awake]] [[Shake her awake|slip]]

Ah, bad little hobbit! A kiss should be concentual! You stop right there, go [[shake her awake instead|slip]]

You found a stool to stand on so you can take hold of the girl's shoulders. You leaned in closer to wake up the girl, however at this exact moment a strong wind blows the door close and the loud bang startles you off your balance. Opps, looks like you're kissing her after all. [[Your lips accidentally, but percisely lands on her cherry red lips|kiss]]

This is magic! The girl is awake! Before you, opens a pair of most beautiful blue eyes. You have to admit, she really is quite stunning. Golden blonde hair, blue eyes, and an expression as pure as an angel. You would not be surprised if her name means "Lady of Gifts". Then you noticed, there is a spark of fire in her eyes... <img src="https://d3atagt0rnqk7k.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/13141355/red-fire-eyes-from-smoking-weeed-1280x800.jpg" width="680" height="400" alt="A photo of a eye with fire" /> [[Take a step back]]

You wish to engage in a combat with the witch? That's more than a little silly. Sorry, little hobbit I guess you're joining your ancestors after all. [[start]]

Oh no, the door locked on itself! [[Fight]] [[Throw stuff at her]]

Unfortunately, hobbits don't have wings. Sorry, little hobbit I guess you're joining your ancestors after all. [[start]]

[[Thorw the water skin]]

The moment the peanut contacted her skin, the weirdest thing just happened... Her skin turned bright red, her eyes were bulging, and she was gasping for air while wrapping her hands on her throat as if choking. Then [[she drops in front of your feet|killed witch]]

There is nowhere to run. Sorry, little hobbit I guess you're joining your ancestors after all. [[start]]

Thorw the water skin. Nope, didn't work. [[Throw an apple]]

Thorw the water skin. Nope, didn't work. Throw an apple. Okay, that was a bad idea. <<if $hassandwich is true>>[[Throw the pot you brought to cook a rabbit stew|stew sandwich]] <<elseif $hassandwich is false>>[[Throw the pot you brought to cook a rabbit stew]] <</if>>

Thorw the water skin. Nope, didn't work. Throw an apple. Okay, that was a bad idea. Throw the pot you brought to cook a rabbit stew Good lord you just angered her! <<if $haspeanut is true>>[[Throw some peanuts at her|peanut]] <<elseif $haspeanut is false>>You threw everything you have at her, but nothing worked...[[She's getting closer]]. <</if>>

Thanks to a severe allergy reaction, the witch is lying motionless in front of you. And as if on cue, the spell is lifted. The soldiers walked across the training field, the lord finished scartching his nose, and the birds started to sing again. With a loud bang the door opens, and in comes a elf dressed in luxurious robe. [[He charges straight towards you|hug]]

Before you can react, you are enveloped into a literally breathtaking hug. "Oh thank you so very much!" says the lord, "you broke our spell!" "But I just killed her?" "Don't worry about my wife, she's just asleep." He says while lifting her, "She has severe peanut allergy that triggers 100 years of sleep." Again, before you can react, you are being pulled away by the rambling lord. "Come, we must organise a feast for our hero and show him our gratitude in all possible ways!" The night of the feast, you are showered with all kinds of treasure. And amognst them, is [[a bag of mushrooms]].

The feast, and indeed most of the journey back, was a blur thanks to the more than delicious ale. Finally, the adventure has ended. You were there, and then back in your cozy little hobbit hole. <img src="http://www.hamiltonwaikato.com/media/1387/bag-end-hobbiton-movie-set-matamata-nz.ClFWmQ.jpg" width="680" height="400" alt="A photo of a hobbit hole" />

<img src="http://img03.deviantart.net/cc08/i/2013/008/f/7/the_shire_by_boholmphotography-d5qeryq.jpg" width="680" height="400" alt="the shire 2" /> Walk...............[[Walk|keep walking]]

Hello? Excuse me? The very angry dog is still coming you know. Hurry up, pick up the peanut and go through that <div class="hiddengate">[[hidden gate]]</div> <<set $haspeanut to true>>

You think too much, THIS is a trap. Sorry, little hobbit I guess you're joining your ancestors after all. [[start]]

Thorw the water skin. Nope, didn't work. Throw an apple. Okay, that was a bad idea. Throw the pot you brought to cook a rabbit stew Good lord you just angered her! [[Throw a sandwich at her]]

You know how people say hobbits have perfect aim? Yours is a little more than perfect. The sandwich you threw preciesly landed in the witch's mouth, and in her anger she swollowed it as a whole. Her skin turned bright red, her eyes were bulging, and she was gasping for air while wrapping her hands on her throat. Then [[she died in front of your feet|killed witch sandwich]]

Thanks to a severe choke, the witch is dead. And as if on cue, the spell is lifted. The soldiers walked across the training field, the lord finished scartching his nose, and the birds started to sing again. With a loud bang the door opens, and in comes a elf dressed in luxurious robe. [[He charges straight towards you|arrest]]

"YOU KILLED MY WIFE!", he almost screams. Before you can react, you are surrounded by guards. "She alsways wakes up grumpy, that's why she put a spell on us to sleep until she wakes up!", now he is absolutely screaming. "Take him away!" Again, before you can react, you are being pulled away by the guards. To presumably [[the gallows...]]

Ah remember what we just talked about? Appearence can be deceiving. Sorry, little hobbit I guess you're joining your ancestors after all. [[start]]