Here Comes The Terakrupt, Here He Is!
By Dylan Spicer
Part of thebuttermouse.tumblr.com
[[Start]]
It is becuase no human has ever survived an encounter with a Terakrupt. And the symptoms of death by Terakrupt are very similar to many natural causes of death- a heart attack for example. Thus, there is no evidence it even exists.
[[Well, how come you know about it then?]]
[[Is there any way to defeat it?]]
Well, the Terakrupt only exists digitally. It hides on your screen, until it has your attention. The easiest way for it to do this is by using something like a an advert, or an interesting article. Something that will grab your attention.
[[Why does it do this?]]
[[What does it look like?]]
[[I am not sure I like this...]]Alright, you win this time. Leave now, before I change my mind.Well, it is because there is something special about the way your brain processes digital information. It is fairly new after all, and how your look at a screen is different even to how to look at a book or a painting.
The Terakrupt harnesses this energy, this connection between your mind and the screen.
[[Yes, but why does it do this?]]
[[I am not feeling very well....]]Is that really the question you are most interested in?
Very well. There is not specific form in this realm for the Terakrupt. It comes from a place where there is no need for a physical form. That's why it is so good at hunting in this world.
[[In this world?]]
[[This is all a bit too much for me to take in.]]
Are you sure you do not want to ask any more questions?
[[Yes]]
[[No]]It does this so it can leap across to your brain. Once inside, it can build up a sense of itself.
Then it feeds. Since it is not physical, it does this without leaving a mark. You will not even feel the Terakrupt begin. You might not even realise it is there, until the very last sentence of its trap.I am sorry to hear that. These sessions can be tiring, and it does depend on the physical endurance of the person as well.
Relax. Sit further back in our chair. That sensation in your hands and feet will go away soon.
Just be thankful you have never met a Terakrupt. Trust me, you will be feeling much better by the time you stop reading. I would have thought that was obvious.
But do not worry. It is more important that you learn more about the Terakrupt. Do you have any other questions?
[[No, tell me how you know.]]
[[ What does it do?]]
[[Actually, I am not feeling very well..]]
Well, I don't know about defeat it. You can avoid it, annoyingly. It is still in awe of physical beings, and if you give it a short, simple command when you first see one, this can be enough to send it away.
But hesitate even a little bit, and the connection you and the Terakrupt will be too strong.
[[What do you mean?]]
[[I think that's enough for now.]]
Alright. I will answer one more question.
Yes, there are other worlds, and the rules vary depending on which one you are in. A good way to think about it is how a fish is useless on land, but greater than any man in the sea. But you would not think that was strange, would you? It is just different rules. Same with your world, and the one that Terakrupt comes from.
In fact, the sea is quite a good metaphor for how the Terakrutp works, Well, fishing in the sea anyway. The Terakrupt is that little piece of bait at the end of a fishing line. By the time the fish has eaten it, the hook has sealed its fate.
Gosh, I have talked a lot today haven't I? Well done, you have asked some really interesting questions, though of course it is far too late.
Not many people realise they have found a Terakrupt. But by then, it is finishing up, waiting for its prey to finish reading the last sentence. Do not worry, that is perfectly understandable.
The best thing to do is have a good think. Have a good think about what the Terakrupt might look like, how you might spot one, what websites might be the best place to find it. Do not worry, I will wait. I will wait right here. And then, if you have any more questions, please do not hesitate to ask. I am sorry. If you have to ask this question, then you have not been listening at all.
What I would do is have a good long think about the Terakrupt. Think how you might be able to spot him. Just keep reading this message over and over again, and think. You will find him soon enough. I do not have much time to explain.
The best way to think of it is like a maggot in an apple. Once that maggot is inside, is there anything the apple can do? It does not even know it is there. The apple does not have any defence. There was only the luck of not getting involved with maggot in the first place.
But the apple is spoilt now. And it never even knew. You do look a bit poorly. It has been a hard day. A hard week. A hard life.
But be vigilant. You have to be vigilant when there are creatures like the Terakrupt about. You can have a lie down in a minute, but for now have a look at your screen. Check the menu bar. That advert in the other browser window. Keep looking for that Terakrupt. You never know where it might be. Well, what the Terkrupt does is hop across to your brain. Since it does not have a true physical form, it can exist quite happily as an idea in your mind.
And this is how it feeds. The more you think about it, the more it feeds on your thoughts.
So be wary of the Terakrupt. Because it will only reveal that it has you when it is far too late.
Surprise!Sadlhy it is too late for that now.
The Terakrupt is so hard to outfox. There is no shame in succumbing to it. You have to be really carefuly about what you read online. Becuase by the time you think you might be in trouble, it is far too late.
So just take a break for a couple of minutes. See how you feel then. You might want to ask me a couple more questions about the Terakrupt. Get thinking- what else might you need to know?
Take a break. Close your eyes, and think. It is too late for that.
Because perhaps the worse thing about the Terakrupt is that it likes to play with you. It is rather egotistical I am afraid. You have to feed its ego.
Otherwise everything will come to an end, and you won't even know why.
Fire away.
[[What does it look like?]]
[[What does it do?]]
[[Is there any way to defeat it?]] The Terakrupt has only emerged in the last twenty years. No human knows if it existed before this time, or if it was born in the digital age.
[[Why is this?]]
[[What does it do?]]
[[Enough]]