Who Votes, Who Bans, Who Tells Your Story

*Note ahead of time. I didn't have the time to mess around and figure out how to imbed images in here. I'm just going to link them because I'm lazy. Thanks in advance* *This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to people real or dead is probably intentional.* It has all come to this. Every moment in this game has lead to the voting. At this time, everyone else has made their decision. Enter you, Doc Hurt. You still have yet to make up your mind about your course of action. You know you need to rock the vote, celebrities told you so! But still, you have no idea who you are going to vote for. . . You ponder it for a moment, thinking about what to do. [[You've got a big decision to make! You need to make your vote!]] [[Wait! Alf is on the TV. Why not watch that instead???]]

I don't know. Isn't democracy a sham? Remember what happened last time. . . You voted for Rarity, and yet Meinberg won for some reason. . . Jeez that would suck if that happened again. Wait? What's that?? Meinberg got sent home early. Oh well I guess it can't happen again. Still. . . This is a big decision. There's a lot of things to think about. Strategies schemed. Promises broken. Fanfiction written. It all leads down to this final vote. [[Please Stop Stalling For Time and Actually Vote]]

You sit down in front of the tv. Why bother thinking about voting. Its just some crazy popularity contest anyway. It's always the same story. But Alf. Alf is original and lasts forever. You settle down in your couch and turn on the tv. Obviously, every single channel is showing Alf. You surf for a little while until you find an episode that you like. You find yourself falling into the trance, when suddenly a hand reaches out from your television! [[look at the hand!!]] Hey weren't you supposed to be voting? There's no time to examine a weird televised hand?? [[You've got a big decision to make! You need to make your vote!]]

Wait. . . who are you actually going to vote for. . . You forgot. [[I'm voting for Cat!]] [[I'm voting for pera]] [[I'm voting for Alf!]]

Hahaha could you even imagine??? I mean yeah right. I think you probably should get serious and actually choose who you are voting for. [[Please Stop Stalling For Time and Actually Vote]] [[No seriously. I've thought it out and the best course of action is to vote for Cat]]

You take a deep breath and think. Is this going to end up just like last time. Another vote thrown against the horrible tide of the majority? You think momentarily about your conversations with pera. Sometimes they were weird and dirty, making jokes about oddball fetishes. Sometimes they were intense and personal, late night conversations about secrets. Sometimes they were incredibly stupid. But they were all good times. You think back about the two competitors and reaffirm that there is nothing but extreme respect for both amazing players of the game. But there can only be one vote. [[I rethought this. I'm voting for Gordon Schumway]]

Alf died in 1997 and therefor is not elligible to win Awful Brother Returns: even more awful. I am so, so sorry that you had to find out this way. I think you need to go back and think again. [[Please Stop Stalling For Time and Actually Vote]] [[I rethought this. I'm voting for Gordon Schumway]]

WHO?? [[You know, Gordon. . .Schumway]]

http://i.imgur.com/TWaipdG.jpg [[Goddammit just cast your actual fucking vote]]

Fiiiiine grumpy. http://i.imgur.com/AbKOU3Z.png I have no regrets. Godspeed you magical monster.

http://i.imgur.com/tMXVT4y.jpg Well now what's this? Some sort of free food at this voting booth? I've heard that in Australia they serve sizzling weenies to the adoring voting public, but this takes the <s>cat</s> cake! [[Look. This gentleman certainly is snappy but I'm not so sure that this is a voting both. Whatever, I'll vote there anyway]]

Well alright. You move closer to the gentlemen to see how to actually vote for the winner. http://i.imgur.com/aLSfuCI.jpg Before you can move, he's grabbed you with his otherworldly strong hands. You try to struggle. Try to kick and flail but it's no good. He's too strong. As you gaze into the eyes of this Alien Life Form you know it is futile to resist. He opens his mouth ever so slowly. Seemingly content to toy with you. His jaws stretch from here to what looks like eternity. Both you and he exchange one last look before he sinks his teeth right into your arm. While he was toying with you initially, as soon as he gets a taste of blood his sheer animal instincts kick in. At this point I was going to write an in depth description about you getting swallowed whole by ALF but really where is the line between ironic and unironic sexual fetishes??? I don't know. I'll leave that question to the philophers. But for you, there's nothing to philosophize over. I'm not going to even give you a way back. There's no way to win after this. G A M E O V E R BAD ENDING 2: I THINK PERA FINDS THIS HOT?? ? I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

For a moment you stare at the hand that is slowly extending towards you from the television. For a moment you think that staying here and staring at the supernatural tv occurance might be a bad thing. Before you can flee in terror, the hand snatches you and pulls you into the digital world. For a moment all you can think of is "this is just like Videodrome, but less sexy." But that thought doesn't last. Pretty soon you find yourself in the Media Dimension. All television channels pass through the media dimension, some sort of bizarre pocket dimension that certainly does not obey the laws of physics. You stare around for a moment trying to get your bearing, when a few feet away you see what looks like a note attached to a tv remote. Seeing as you have nothing better to do, you amble over to the note and read it. "Dear superfans and hot ladies, It seems you've been pulled into the media dimension by Rez. Sorry about that. I thought I killed him like three different times, baby. I'm busy watching the finale of some weird show called "Awful Brother" so I can't bust out my patented tail time. So it looks like it's up to you, what's-your-name. Smell ya later, Gex PS: It's Tail Time" Wow that's quite the edgy and radical note! That Gex must be one cool party dude with a trashtalking mind and an edgy personality. Unfortunately for you, there's no way you can beat the media dimension in time for you to cast your vote. G A M E O V E R BAD ENDING 1: SAFE GEX YOU ARE TRAPPED IN THE TV FOREVER