You get in a taxi and you find the nearest popular local mall. You see a lot of people, not necessarily playing Pokemon Go, but instead doing regular mall stuff. You see in the sightings section that a Voltorb or Electrode is nearby. Voltorbs and Electrodes look just like Pokeballs but with electric powers. You’re not too sure, but this might be your chance! Should you keep going or go to your local park?\n\n[[Search for Voltorb and Electrode]]\n[[Go to your Local Park]]\n

You decide to roam around the Plaza of the Mall and you still can seem to find an Electrode nor the Voltorb. However, you are able to find 3 Poke Stops on the way, which also only gives you a total of 9 Pokeballs, which really isn’t a lot, but could come in handy when you’re short and Pokeballs! Just then, you find another Pidgey, this seems a little harder to catch because it’s Combat Power is higher than your own Pidgey, should you catch it or not?\n\n[[Catch the Pidgey at the Mall]]\n[[Ignore the Pidgey]]\n

You already have Pidgey, why should you catch another one? You’re not a Youngster with a Level 6 Rattata or a Level 4 Pidgey. That just makes other trainers laugh at you like you have no clue what you’re doing. But you could’ve used that extra candy to make progress into evolving a Pidgey into Pidgeotto. Now having no idea what to do next, you think.\n\n[[Go to your Local Park]]\n[[Contemplate life]]\n

You decide to wait at a Poke Stop for pokemon, it sounds like a good idea, but it really isn’t. Since Pokemon only appear once in awhile at Poke Stops with Lure Modules. After 20 minutes or so, you were only able to catch a Weedle (A yellow Caterpillar) and a Caterpie. You regret the choices you’ve made and now you have no idea what to do. You contemplate.\n\n[[Find ANOTHER GYM!]]\n[[Go home]]\n

On July 6, 2016, Pokemon GO was released in your country. “FINALLY! I CAN BECOME THE BEST POKEMON MASTER LIKE! Like… Uhh…. Who was it? Oh! Ash Ketchum!!” You shout in happiness. You’ve been checking every week on the App Store for it and it has finally come! You quickly get your phone that you’ve been trying to get hold of it for like 30 seconds already but your hands are filled with so much excitement that it keeps slipping from your hands. Eventually, you are able to get hold of your phone and you open the App Store in the beat of a heart.The game just finished installing, you get your powerbank (Your extra source of power) and your Ash Ketchum hat. (The one he wore in the Indigo League series) Just then, you opened up Pokemon Go and signed in by the Pokemon Club. You can become a pretty energetic person at some times. Now, you are given a chance to catch your first pokemon! Will it be Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle? (Version you’re playing on is 1.7.0, the one with the buddy system)\n\n[[WAIT!]]\n[[Charmander]]\n[[Bulbasaur]]\n[[Squirtle]]

“Grass is my specialty, this Bulbasaur is mine!” Bulbasaur, a pokemon that has a seed on it’s back since birth, and don’t underestimate Bulbasaur’s power, it can be pretty powerful!. If you raise this pokemon properly, you could be going onto becoming the best pokemon master! Bulbasaur has a great expression on his face and a good attitude, he’s glad to be on your side!\n\n[[LET’S CATCH SOME POKEMON!]]\n[[Find a Poke Stop nearby]]\n

Valor, you have chosen wisely. You have joined Valor, the team with the 2nd most trainers and the strongest pokemon. But sadly the least gyms. However, you aren’t a Team Mystic Bandwagoner which is good. Now let’s get onto kicking some Poke Butt!\n\n[[Continue]]\n

You’ve decided to be patient and train your pokemon, because sometimes it can be worth the wait. Even if it is VERY long. You keep playing Pokemon GO everyday. Levelling up here and there, and you know what? Is was worth it! Now after 3 months worth of Playtime, you are now Level 33 and you have the Master Ball, and even an XL Snorlax yourself! It’s combat power is VERY high at 4711. That’s like a new record! You are glad you’ve been patient, and now you are becoming the best Pokemon Trainer like no one ever was!\n\nTHE END\n[[Restart]]\n

You walk home with a heavy heart and you slam your phone on the floor and beat it up as much as you can. Pokemon GO is the worst game! You say to yourself. It sure is in your opinion. Now you never play Pokemon GO again and you continue your regular and very normal life.\n\nGame Over?\n[[Restart]]

You quickly go downstairs to your garage and find your bike. It is painted your favorite color, Red. Just the right size with certain modifications to fit your style. Putting on your helmet, you think of a place for where you can put your phone, there’s no ideal spot to put your phone in, so instead you keep it in your pocket. Just hope that it won’t fall out.\n\nAs you bike around the neighborhood, it feels like it takes forever for the starters to reappear, you are tired and exhausted, and you feel like taking the starters instead, but you still have that mindset for that Pikachu. This is your last chance, do you want keep biking for Pikachu or go back home to take the starters?\n\n[[Keep going]]\n[[Go on with the starters, too lazy]]\n

Your local park is only 3 blocks away from the mall, which isn’t that far. You walk with your new Pidgey by your side, later you can find pokemon like Lapras, Scyther, Flareon and more! They are very rare so you should watch out for them. They can also be VERY powerful, and only Level 20+ players can usually catch them normally.\nOnce you’re at the park, you’re glad that you changed your mind to go to the park, because there are SO MANY Poke Stops! Not just that, there are Lure Modules on every single Poke Stop you see! You find a lot of Caterpies, which are cute little green caterpillars, and their final form is a Butterfree! It’s just like how a regular caterpillar goes to a Cocoon, then grow into a butterfly. It is an amazing sight to see. Quickly, you run all to every single Poke Stop you can find and swipe every single one, which gave you about 24 Pokeballs. Now if feels like you’ll never run out! Now, you could camp at of those Poke Stops and catch every single pokemon you see, or you could look for more Pokemon outside of this park.\n\n[[Find ANOTHER GYM!]]\n[[Camp at a Poke Stop!]]\n

You decide that Pidgeys aren’t the best option, so instead you look for another Pokemon. You’ve been searching for hours, here and there, but you still can’t find anything Pidgeys and Rattatas. So instead you give up, and you uninstall Pokemon GO thinking it’s the worst game that could ever be made in existance of the human universe. GAME OVER\n\n[[Restart]]\n

Exhausted, you keep biking around, that is some resilience right there. You keep biking and biking. Eventually, You find PIKACHU!! You sigh and relief, that biking was really worth it. Pikachu, is a mouse pokemon with electric powers, it’s tail looks like Zeus’ lightning bolt and it’s yellow with brown stripes on it’s back. Quickly, you tap on Pikachu, and in one throw, it’s yours! You’re so delighted that you can barely breathe since you’re such the energetic person you are. Now that you have Pikachu, what would you like to do?\n\n[[Find a Gym!]]\n[[LET’S CATCH SOME POKEMON!]]\n

Quickly, in one super quick throw at the speed of sound, you catch the Pidgey! You celebrate as you jump up and down with your new Pidgey. His combat power is 46. Not bad for a level 1! Suddenly, you see a “Level Up!” symbol with a 2 below! Yay! You’re level 2 now! Not too shabby, newbie. Now what would you like to do next?\n\n[[Go far and hunt for some rare pokemon!]]\n[[Find a Gym!]]\n

Quickly, with one swipe, you caught another Pidgey. It really wasn’t that hard and you transferred your first Pidgey for some candy. You’re one Pidgey catching machine I’m not gonna lie! You could be the best Pidgey trainer there ever was! I’m kidding, but now you really have nothing else to do, so what SHOULD you do? \n\n[[Find ANOTHER GYM!]]\n[[Go to your Local Park]]\n

For some reason, you see a Level 5 come up! Now you’re given the chance to choose your team! You get to choose, Mystic, Valor or Instinct? You choose, but this a one-time thing and you can’t switch back. Make the right decision and choose wisely.\n\n[[Mystic]]\n[[Valor]]\n[[Instinct]]\n

“The Professional always helps the losing team.” I heard that quote a long time ago, and you are really helping the losing team, instinct. They are being dominated but they have some pretty strong trainers, I’m not gonna lie. Now you better beat that gym before it’s too late!\n\n[[Continue]]

Your first day in Pokemon GO!

Yay! You lost! Or maybe won, I don't know, find other dead ends and endings by clicking start below!\n\n[[Start]]

“Squirtle is one balanced pokemon! I can train it well!” You say. Well, just don’t become a Misty wanna-be, those Starmie’s which look basically look like purple double stars, aren’t going to be easy to catch. This little turtle and squirrel hybrid (Yes, Squirtle is part squirrel) can pack a punch, and it can evolve into a powerful Wartortle, then it’s final form is Blastoise! It shoots water out of it’s 2 cannons. You’ve picked one of the greatest pokemon! Now, with this little creature by your side, what’s next?\n\n[[Find a Poke Stop nearby]]\n[[LET’S CATCH SOME POKEMON!]]\n

You are not a risk-taker at all, and you instead take the starters. Pikachu may be in your hands some other day, and that day does not look like today. Pikachu is really rare for catching and usually people get it from hatching eggs. It’s easier than trying to find Pikachu itself. With a heavy heart, please choose your starter pokemon.\n\n[[Bulbasaur]]\n[[Charmander]]\n[[Squirtle]]

Your next Poke Stop isn’t necessarily far, but it’ll take a couple hundred meters, but you already have like 115 pokeballs, it won’t matter that much, you’ll only get about 3, but since this is your first time playing, you will feel much accomplished. You can walk those couple hundred meters or you could just search for some more pokemon.\n\n[[LET’S CATCH SOME POKEMON!]]\n[[Walk and take the extra 3 Pokeballs, they could come in handy sometime!]]\n

You walked near the Poke Stop and swiped for the Pokeballs, and as I was saying, you only got 3, which is very little, unless you have like 1000 Poke Stops nearby, which pretty much means you’re lucky. However, you celebrate like you just became Level 30 or something, jumping around and making celebratory screams. Now, what is next?\n\n[[LET’S CATCH SOME POKEMON!]]\n[[Go far and hunt for some rare pokemon!]]

You’ve decided that Pokemon GO sucks. It is the worst game that has ever happened in the history of the world and it is destroying the whole world. You throw your phone out the window and you never use it again. You never talk to anyone about that stupid game everyone knows about.\n\nGAME OVER\n[[Restart]]\n

You walk up to the gym, and quickly challenge the gym with your poke--. Suddenly, all your pokemon die in a flash to a 2756 Combat Power XL Snorlax. Snorlax is a fat blue and white pokemon, he likes to sleep, and he rarely likes to stand up. You can only make him wake up by using a Poke Flute. I have no idea what you were thinking. Try again next time.\n\n[[Uninstall the game]]\n[[Keep training your pokemon!]]

So quickly you stopped playing Pokemon GO to get a real life. Now you get better salaries, and you pursue your business career. That Pokemon GO addiction has stopped and now in years time you’ve become rich and you even own Microsoft now! But you still think of Pokemon GO, now what?\nTHE END\n[[Restart]]\n

You continue to play Pokemon GO no matter what. It is the best game since you were a kid, and you must support as much as you can, but you only live very shortly because in 1 month you got evicted from your house and you became homeless with only your phone with you and no money, and in about a week, You suffer death. (I’m sorry that the story changed from happy to tragic)\nTHE END\n[[Restart]]\n

Mystic, the most popular one, you’re such a bandwagoner. You instantly choose Mystic because of what you’ve saw on the media and the charts of the trainers in Mystic. Maybe you should try watching MatPat’s video on why Mystic is so popular, try to deny. You know you can’t. :P\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EttwOFRS8t8 (You can watch and deny it as much as you want)\n\n[[Continue]]\n

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You contemplate life, you think about what you’re doing with your life, and why can’t you do anything productive. You also have a Part-Time job that you’re probably getting fired in a week or so, but Pokemon GO is so fun! You can’t resist! Now what what’ll you do with your life?\n\n[[Do something productive in your life and get a real job]]\n[[Keep playing Pokemon GO because you’ve been a fan ever since its Original release]]

You decide to find a gym, and it just looks like a few meters away! Swiftly you run all the way to the location of the gym and you tap on it. Sadly, Professor Willow (AKA Mr.I-Don’t-Like-Noobs) appears and tells you that you need to be level 5 to be able to put pokemon in gyms! Your heart drops heavily, and you slowly walk away from the gym. Now you have no idea what to do.\n\n[[Go to your Local Park]]\n[[Go far and hunt for some rare pokemon!]]\n

WAIT! You tell yourself. Your head tells you right before you choose your starter the glitch in the beginning of pokemon GO which allows you to get Pikachu, however, it’ll take a while. In order to get Pikachu, you would have to walk away from the pokemon until Pikachu appears with the other starters. You remember that you have to make the Starters reappear 4 times to do this. \n\n[[Go on with the starters, too lazy]]\n[[Get on your bike and bike away so you can get Pikachu]]\n

Kristoffer is too awesome for you

“Charmander is a Fierce and Fiery little Pokemon! It’s as good as mine!” You shout. Just then you take out your pokeballs and throw them right at Charmander. It’s evolved forms Charmeleon and Charizard can be stubborn without any experience. This little lizard can make huge impacts with its powerful Ember! Now, you could look for a Poke Stop or catch some pokemon. What do you want to do youngster?\n\n[[Find a Poke Stop nearby]]\n[[LET’S CATCH SOME POKEMON!]]

Quickly, you run down the stairs and outside of your house, with your starting pokemon by your side. Then once you’re about to leave, you see a pidgey! It’s not that powerful, but it is your second pokemon! You’ve still got a long way to go before you can call yourself the Pokemon Master. Would you like to catch a pidgey, or look for something else?\n\n[[PIDGEY IS THE BEST POKEMON IN THE WORLD!]]\n[[Look for another pokemon]]\n