You just got home. [[open door|Open Door]] [[play outside|Play Outside]]Rosie is lying there as usual, but something seems a little strange about the hallway. Maybe it's the swirling vortex of dark matter that's replaced the window room. [[go upstairs|Go Upstairs]] [[enter swirling vortex|Swirling Vortex]]There's a basketball here. [[shoot hoops|Play Outside]] [[go inside|Open Door]]You are at the top of the stairs. You can go to the the living room, the kitchen, the bathroom, or your bedroom. [[living room|Living Room]] [[kitchen|Kitchen]] [[bathroom|Bathroom]] [[bedroom|Bedroom]] [[down|Open Door]]It's so… swirly. [[swirl|Swirling Vortex 2]]You live a little, but you can't stop thinking about the swirling vortex of dark matter. [[succumb|Go Upstairs]]You find some string cheese in the refrigerator. You can't stop thinking about the swirling vortex of dark matter. [[succumb|Go Upstairs]]Ah. Relief. You can't stop thinking about the swirling vortex of dark matter. [[succumb|Go Upstairs]]It's only 2:30! You can't stop thinking about the swirling vortex of dark matter. [[succumb|Go Upstairs]]You swirl. [[swirl|Swirling Vortex 3]] [[Get Out|Open Door]]Feeling a little dizzy, now, and it's really dark. [[swirl|Swirling Vortex 4]] [[get out|Open Door]]You are at the center of the darkest part of the darkest region of the darkest planet of the darkest galaxy of the darkest universe. There is a pink jelly bean here. You win.