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Hello! Welcome to YOU CAN BE ANYTHING, the newest simulation game that lets you construct your perfect life from the ground up! We will ask you several QUESTIONS and your ANSWERS will dictate everything about your new virtual life! Are you ready?
[[YES->gender]]
<<set $names = ["Luke", "Garret", "Aaron", "Liam", "Samuel", "Thomas", "James", "Jack", "Phillip", "Warren", "Sean", "Ben", "Hunter", "Noah", "Isaac", "Seth", "Richard", "Bennett", "Daniel", "Travis", "Griffin", "Justin", "Dustin", "Chad", "Mathew", "Peter", "William", "John", "Erik", "Martin", "Emily", "Abby", "Amanda", "Lauren", "Justine", "Megan", "Sarah", "Jane", "Nancy", "Mikayla", "Anna", "Lexi", "Hailey", "Rachel", "Kira", "Kim", "Mackenzie", "Kelly", "Rebecca", "Courtney", "Kaity", "Alison", "Jenifer", "Jasmine", "Monica", "Amber", "Maddie", "Beth", "Lilly", "Martha"]>>
First, let's get to know you!
Are you a [[BOY->boy]] or a [[GIRL->girl]]?
And what is your NAME?
<<textbox "$playername" "NAME" "switch">>
<<set $gender to "GIRL">>And what is your NAME?
<<textbox "$playername" "NAME" "switch">>
<<set $gender to "BOY">>Alright, just to make sure...
[[Continue->switch 2]]
<<set $key to random(9)>>
<<if $gender == "GIRL">>\
<<if $names[$key + 30] == $playername>>\
<<set $key to (($key + 1) % 30) + 30>>
<<else>>\
<<set $key to $key + 30>>
<<endif>>\
<<else>>\
<<if $names[$key] == $playername>>\
<<set $key to ($key + 1) % 30>>
<<endif>>\
<<endif>>\
<<set $trickname to $names[$key]>>
You are a <<print $gender>> named <<print $trickname>>!
[[YES->confirmyes]]
[[NO->confirmno]]Are you though?
[[NO->confirmno]]Don't be SILLY, or course that's your NAME and GENDER!
It's right there on your BIRTH CERTIFICATE, and you're not one of those QUEERS are you? HAHA!
Now it's time to set up the rest of your LIFE! Don't worry, it's just a few brief QUESTIONS and then you'll be able to begin!
[[No, this isn't right->warning]]Ramona Neill
Raining SidewaysHM! I'm sorry you feel that there is a PROBLEM, but we can work around any ERRORS that may have occurred! After all, YOU CAN BE ANYTHING!
Just know, this may affect your OPTIONS moving forward!
Now it's time to set up the rest of you LIFE! Don't worry, this won't take long, it's just a few brief QUESTIONS!
[[OKAY->house]]Do you have a HOUSE?
[[YES->houseyes]]
[[NO->houseno]]Do you though?
[[NO->houseno]]You do not have a HOUSE. You FATHER banished you from the premises and changed the locks, so your KEY is now useless. You find yourself sleeping on various COUCHES and the occasional AIR MATTRESS.
[[CONTINUE->parentslove]]Do you have a YOUR PARENTS LOVE?
[[YES->loveyes]]
[[NO->loveyes]]UH OH! It seems an ERROR has occurred. You do have the love of (1) PARENT(S) but not both. Your GAME will proceed as such.
[[CONTINUE->financial]]Do you have FRIENDS?
[[YES->friendsyes]]
[[NO->friendsno]]Not to rain on your PARADE, but many of them left in light of your ANSWERS! You have some, but saying you "have FRIENDS" is pushing things!
[[CONTINUE->mentalhealth]]Don't be too hard on YOURSELF! Some of your FRIENDS chose to stay with you despite everything!
[[CONTINUE->mentalhealth]]Do you have any MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES?
[[YES->mentalyes]]
[[NO->mentalno]]YES! You have DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, and numerous SYMPTOMS associated with both!
[[CONTINUE->ending]]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[[YES->mentalyes]]Do you have FINANCIAL SUPPORT?
[[YES->moneyyes]]
[[NO->moneyno]]Do you though?
[[NO->moneyno]] You have precisely 14.03 DOLLAR(S) in your CHECKING ACCOUNT. This is the extent of the MONEY you have access to.
[[CONTINUE->friends]] Alright! We now have enough information to begin your GAME! I'm glad everything is to your liking, have fun, and don't forget...
[[CONTINUE->ending2]]YOU CAN BE ANYTHING!